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I bet he loved doing all those TikTok challenges.

That was my thought! How did he make it to 41? Some freak of nature akin to Dr.Gonzo

A true miracle.

I hear that song in my head "Dumb ways to die. Eating 2 week old unrefridgerated pie. Dumb ways to....."

I guess there is such a thing as being too patriotic!!;)

I thought it was satire when I first read the title

It should be aired on the show GHOST

The man is now a legend. This will be remembered years from now, unless of course someone else tries to "top" him.

I've heard it also called natural selection . 😂

Alcohol and fireworks do not mix well

Absolutely right

Well put that was dumb to do something like that

When you think about it, this was an incredible gesture.

I knew a man who sued the cable company for making his wife fat and his kids lazy!

lol

'MERICA!

And the defense will reply, "Cheese graters don't come with a warning tag telling people to not masturbate with them, somehow people refrain from doing so. The same is true for wood chippers, no "Not a sex toy, do not stick Old Blue in here", while the jury laughs them out of court.

​@@spvillanoholy shit. You win the comment section..

Exactly.

Darwin’s Law !

And he was stupider than them!

AMEN!

You realize that Carlin was not only talking about you and I and the rest of the commenters, here, but, also his audiences, who all laughed and laughed... 🤔

ANd if you look at warning labels now, they all start with the phrase "it is a violation of federal law to misuse this product." They are DONE getting sued for our stupidity.

@@NiaLaLa_V That's one of the reasons cars get recalled so much now. They're more reliable than ever, but brands know if there's even the slightest issue or defect, they'll get sued over it.

Wrong. That is to save the pets who would oherwise lick up leaked or spilled Antifreeze.

I thought that was for dogs…

​@@themidnighttavern6784Teslas got recalled because a piece of plastic would clamp down on the ignition lmfao. It's not all silly

As Dirty Harry said: "clean off".

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makes me think of that old movie scanners....😲

​@@hopelessnerd6677 probably more like "wide open"

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😂😂😂😂😂

Alcohol might have a hand in his decision making to be fair

😂😂

I'm not sure what this means but for some reason I laughed

😂😂😂

And Korn powers?

​@@fuffoonThat's a band and as far as I know they have nothing to do with the Power Rangers.

If was just smoking weed he would probably still be here

More stupidity than anything

Everybody would be surprised if it wasn’t

Although, I doubt this guy was a Rhodes Scholar when he was sober.

@@therealxunil2 nothing good ever comes of it

Am sure he wasnt a good listener either growing up. He's lucky it didn't happen earlier in his life. Very sad for his family.😢

She's relieved that she doesn't have to tell him again next year.

It must of been hard taking care of a 41 year old acting like a two year old what a horrible way to die.

*you're *YOUR*

@@rolfpoelman3486 fixed feel better now😁

Always Play with Fireworks Sober.😅😅😅

@@davidwesley2525 How about just not playing with fireworks at all. Make them illegal to purchase and possess. Pets, little children, wildlife, and veterans suffering from PTSD from warfare could find relief.

​@virginiamoss7045 oh stop it, karen.

Unless you want the inevitable Darwin award.

= Darwin Award

Right, this stuff used to only happen in Florida and now it’s everywhere.

Idiocracy.

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@@tomdiets5079 "Flip-phone activated."

I guess it's slightly less dumb now

First comment I found with some semblance of empathy

The excessive drinking is worse because addiction takes hostages.

​@@Zed7762kinda hard to empathize with a dope like that. I mean, he's in his 40s.the wife and children are probably better off....

@@ShortFuseFighting I never said you had to empathise with him I just was meaning the whole thing in general. Like empathise with the family and the witnesses who saw it. I doubt if any of these certain commenters parents or loved ones died in a "dumb way" they would ve saying Darwin Awards.

They may be better off without that drunken idiot in their life.

Usually you only see this kind of obstinate need to impress others with individuals who are more headstrong.

@@DemPilafian 😂

If people there were impressed by picking actual brain matter off of each other, then yes, you may be right.

@@badgercdlyons Well, that does tend to leave an impression on people... Not the kind of impression he was going for, but... you know...

He blew everyone’s mind including his own…🤯

And all the *Jackass* movies and similar series.

Damn you old

Probably one of those guys still wearing a backwards baseball cap at 41 years old. Smh

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​@@justinh2701and you are ignorant and rude.

@@justinh2701and still alive.

You mean fireworks, alcohol, Victorian headgear and the Y-chromosome. 😕

I know I shouldn't laugh but this comment just took me out 😂

😂😂😂😂 Holy shit. That is funny!!!

@@mezzb I suspect women will start doing this stupid stuff too someday because of TikTok, KZfaq, etc. Kind of an unfortunate response to equal rights. 🙄

Meanwhile, I’m thinking “I don’t own a top hat”.

He was extremely drunk. Depending on what kind of drunk you are, you might've had some slight chance of doing the same thing. I know I get calm and freindly when I'm extremely drunk but I also know there's people out there that get dangerous tendencies. Like the drunks that get angry and attack their family or ones that literally just go insane and take off their clothes and run around. Those are the people who shouldn't drink because they can't handle it.

​@@appletherapytrue

​@@appletherapywell then he was stupid to get blind drunk, it's not like there aren't warnings everywhere these days

I agree

​@@appletherapyAh no, maybe you have a chance of "doing the same thing", most of us will never detonate an explosive device on top of our head, regardless of how drunk we get

Once they found the head they noted severe trauma.

​@@oldrustycarsOnce they found all the pieces to be able to put it back together.... What a horrific thing to witness...

Yes baby!

@@patriciaroberts308 Doubtful they did. I’m sure it’s on video....That will be showing up at some point on line.

Sounds like a suicide. He probably hated his family. Most men do. Mainly because they're taken advantage of

America 🇺🇸 America 🇺🇸 🎆 🎇 🧨 🎆 🎇 🧨 🎆 🎇 🧨

He won the Darwin award.

He successfully passed his genes on tho

They stopped arguing with him then stood there and watched.

The worst part about these videos is you always have a million nerds handing out Darwin Awards.

Dumass

Spot on.

Well, he won't be drinking anymore

I'm donneeee💀

No withdrawals aswell

#DarwinAwards winner

Except that he has already bred

Yep! That's what I said too

Booze AND Religion ... either, enable bad decisions

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​@@KrustyKlownright it's never the atheists committing atrocities, they learned their morals from public schools

My exact comment upon hearing about this idiotic incident...."No alcohol involved there".

It blew his head in down to his shoulders. Guess they didn't need a full size coffin.

Also them saying when the EMTs arrived “there was nothing they could do to help him”

Probably like the scene from scanners.

My guess is most of his head was gone.

@@stevej6813 The things those EMTs see...my brother doesn't even like to talk about it except to our mom.

Imagine, his uncle 😢😢😢

Alcohol doesn’t age discriminate.

There’s a lot of dumb people over the age of 40 that have 0 common sense

​@@sonneversets353041 year old should know how to drink properly, hold his liquor. Stupid drunk is for kids.

Lol gen xish is known 4 being tough but we are also known as the drop out generation 😂😢

You would?.Why would you after watching various forty one year olds in this world?

It’s a miracle!

Apparently it took him 41 years to find a top hat.

I wonder how many other times that his wife actually delayed the inevitable?

​@@turkeybowlwinkle4440😂😂😂😂

Him making it to 41 is proof there is a god and he has a sense of humor lol

no ones ever said that before !

Pretty confident there's another DA that was "awarded" for this exact same stunt. Smart people learn from their mistakes. The stupid and dead never do.

Disqualified...I believe he had kids.

He gets an honorable mention because his genes were passed to the next generation.

He started drinking way too early 😅, everyone assumes sunset 🌇 is early in July 😂

Yep and weed is demonized.

Its worse than opiodes

Naw that was jus mental

Alcohol is just not that powerful. I have been $hit faced and never done anything out of my character.

@@Just..Me.. Now lets ask your family and friends.... cause your comment is exactly what the guy in the video acted like.

After all those years

@@Thewatcherinthering336 he split his own wig..

People stood around and watched this happen? The whole damn pack of onlookers were just as ignorant for not stepping in and stopping this from happening. Alcohol use can affect the brain and body in complex ways, potentially altering one’s behaviors and leading to negative outcomes. Impaired judgement, though difficult to quantify, can lead one to engage in risky behavior and lead to poor outcomes.

@@jeanjones1846 Show me your friends, i will tell you, who you are!

So?

lol, I woulda guessed earlier, but suppose its not worth overthinking. The results are obv in.

I thought they were gonna say 6 a.m. 6 p.m. seems like a late start actually.

6am start time wouldn’t explain this

Oh! I thought they said 6 am.

6pm the day before…

If he was that stupid, she may have encouraged it!

And any time someone asks her how her husband passed away, she has to tell them he put a firework on his head.

She even yelled “I told you so!!!” But he was having a hard time hearing when the top hat got pushed down over his ears 😂

oth, she married the idiot, so who's the dummy??

Sure

Fireworks should be seen and not heard!

@@noelmalan2069 agree completely

In this case, yes.

I doubt you were in a "drunken stuper", though you might have been in a drunken "stupor"! Maybe the brain wasn't out but rather, was never in!!

@@davidkachel Omg 🙄 you understood what he meant

Literally.

@@kenbtheman Smart mother in law.

@magellanicspacelouds I hope you’re not including Biden, AOC, Rashida Talib,Illhan Omar, Iona Presley, Cori Busch, Adam Schifty Shichiff, Karien Jean-Pierre, among others, cause there’s no way to fix stupid and that goes 10 fold for the idiots who re-elected AOC in her primary race!!!

So the global population's average IQ is now 200?

He was piss drunk.

@@eadred9164 I´ve been piss drunk, but i never endanger myself, or others! Only a very stupid person, will do it!

Darwin Award at it's finest!

Nice comment. But hard to tell w/o details we don't need. This struck me as a long-time EMT and Trauma Center/ER worker ... I saw a lot of horrors but other than some I will not mention limited to cases brought in, what I always recall (with some mild discomfort) from working the streets was a 14 year old boy who was "playing Rambo" with a steak knife. Reportedly he left it on a sofa, forgot about it then sat down. Jammed all the way to the handle into his gluteus maximus (NICE choice if you had to be stabbed, however). Little to no blood. Nothing to do but "stabilize and ship" (all penetrating objects should NOT be pulled out like the movies). Just the LOOK on that poor boy's face ... and the sympathetic "sucking of lemons" for us. So glad THAT comes up first vs other things. Plus after seeing so much, you DO get a bit desenseitized. PS: Worked the same ER as well; boy was treated and released within a hour. But bet HE still remembers!

As a retired firefighter I have to add the fire department has much less of a problem with emotional turmoil from seeing trauma like this. The really difficult situations is when we had to deal with children, especially infants. But firefighters always work together as a team. You have someone to discuss the situation with, a process called "debriefing". It really helps knowing weeks or even years later you can talk about what you experienced with people who were also there. Police, on the other hand, are often alone in their patrol cars and have limited time to really relax and just talk on and on about something that is bothering them. We are lucky with so much time together in the fire house. It is a tough job, emotionally, but we have much lower rates of divorce and alcoholism than police in my experience.

I don't think it was the same day though.

AcesWild37 That or Here Hold My Beer.

Just like Bruno the "Slobokian Acrobatic Bear"

😂

Literally.

Bystanders were overheard exclaiming both “Duuuuude!” and “Bro!”

Achievement unlocked: *Life of the Party*

Yep , now they'll be going to his funeral.

I wonder about the eulogy.......

​@@vapormissile the unlife of the party.

@@garyszewc3339 "people say he's the unlife of the paa-aarty, cuz he tells a joke or 2 ..." 🎶

Typically these people never read directions.

Instructions on shampoo bottles is just a legacy design from back when we didn't have cell phones to "keep us occupied in the meantime". 🤫

@jppetersen10 Yes, I was there when cell phones didn't exist. No need to remind me of that.

@@jppetersen10 😂& you’d read the newspaper already 😂

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I still have a hard time estimating it!

To quote the late great philosopher George Carlin, "Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize half of them are dumber than that?" Also if you make something idiot proof they'll just build a better idiot.

I know, look at any trump rally.

Never ever underestimate the power of The Stupid in Large Numbers, ie Slow Joe Voters

@@Itoshimi Probably. Liberals hate celebrating patriotic holidays.

Don't buy fireworks. Leave it to the experts.

They're talking about making top hats illegal now.......

@@413smr Many non-experts safely set off fireworks every year.

​@@413smr go to Europe if you want to be treated like a toddler who can't make their own decisions. Freedom comes at a price. That price is stupidity. You can't negate stupidity and have freedom at the same time. You can have no freedom with plenty of stupidity left to go around though. Don't push European authoritarian values on us.

It will be in Chinese so: Please to not wear hat boom.

Not if the woodland critters don't find them first!

Definitely part of the neighborhood now.

He’d have to have an actual brain for that.

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Haahaahaa

Are you kidding me 😂😂 41 ain't nothing compared to 83

If he would have just listened to his wife. He wouldn’t. And, he started drinking at 6pm or was it 6am?

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Lol

Best comment!!!😂

Wife's nagging was probably why he did it!

@@pb68slab18 Somebody probably would have found that funny, 40 years or so ago...

They are fine if you treat them with the respect they deserve. I haven't let any off for years because I live in the country and am afraid of starting a forest fire.

Lol

Idiocy.

😂 Favourite movie, hands down. So many truths 😅

Well said 👏The movie which was supposed to remain a comedy is spot on unfortunately. Who knew that almost all of the scenarios would come to fruition...

@@markrigg6623 Look up the MOVIE called, "Idiocracy" It is not a misspelling. Great movie but turning out to be true more and more with each year.

@Epic_C The sad fact is, drinking does kill brain cells! So, we recommend not playing with firewrks especially after drinking if your goal is to stay alive in this world.

Very Funny! LOL

I think they're already there

How much do you think she'll get? When she sue's because it didn't have a "don't set it off of your head" warning label?

LMAO 😂😂😂😂

Just take all the warnings off everything & in a few years we'll have a much smarter society.

Stupidity and Alcohol never mix.

But then of course it could have been the wife egging him on, or the wife is just as stupid. Stupid spreads and usually when someone this close to you fuck's up this bad you're partially at fault

Truth!

Probably a dog owner

@@josephinetracy1485huh?

@@richardgrier8968 Did I write it in Lithuanian?

I guess he didn't hear how Abe's story ended....

I think you mean a re-enactment of Lincoln’s assassination at Ford’s Theater, but what this guy was too dumb to know was there were no fireworks involved in his death.

Abraham Lincoln never stood out naked or in a Speedo with only a top hat on his head and lit a firework on his head. That is why we remember Abe Lincoln. He didn’t do this stupid shit. Not even in “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure”!!

Sounds like some Looney Toons stunt which btw also ended bad every time.

Once

You have to have above average intelligence to not do this because half the people walking around nowadays are this stupid (some wouldn't even require any alcohol).

How drunk do you have to be to DO THAT?!

😂😂😂 he proved your point @toaster4693 bet he can't answer you either 😮😂😂😂😂

Darwin smiles.

How intelligent does one have to be is the question. All this neediness is absurd.

Maybe just a bunch of ribbons came out?

haha

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@pedroruiz3943, 😅🤣😂 🥇

@@Neotron2001 well look on the bright side, he wasn’t that smart to begin with.

exactly, the people flooding the comments with these horrible “jokes” are the real idiots

Very true

@@PeterSedesse That Idiot !

Geez poor family

@@PeterSedesse -Like you said .

I see what you did there... 😂

Indeed, literally.

I wonder what they will put on his tombstone?

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Maybe he's one of those people who brings chaos confusion with him everywhere he goes and so it's actually been others around him who have died

Maybe he was taking some type of medication and drank too much. Wouldn’t surprise me these days they hand out prescriptions to almost anyone and most people drink. Drinking causes more deaths than all other drugs combined. Either legalize everything or make alcohol illegal

Sidewalks and fan belt guards

Probably a dog owner

I hope he at least had life insurance, but I'm going to guess that that was not the case.