Next-Gen Witcher 3: Up Is Just A State Of Mind
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In this challenge video I try to complete The Next-Gen update of The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt Remastered without letting Geralt jump! And from that I learn that being able to travel up is just a state of mind.
The Witcher 3 has just had a next-gen update, thus I decided to do a quick video on it!
I remove the B button from my controller, which covers Geralt climbing, jumping, dodging, and getting off his horse. It also covers Geralt getting off a boat, but when would THAT be helpful!?
The Witcher 3 just got remastered, so I've decided to try a challenge video where I remove the B button from my controller, and thus Geralt never jumps, chaos ensues.
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@UpIsNotJump Жыл бұрын
I'll never look at boats the same again
@The_Real_EddyMomo Жыл бұрын
Neither will we man… Neither will we.
@SirAlts Жыл бұрын
Boats scare me. They float on water, what a bunch of freaks.
@gabrielcurtis6489 Жыл бұрын
"Do you have an imp problem or was that an imp perfection in the notice?" No igne sign required 🤣
@Official_Arion Жыл бұрын
Never again...
@MastaDJMax Жыл бұрын
Holy shit you're alive!
@CaiHy-Bri Жыл бұрын
i love his dedication to getting entire costumes for a 2 second joke
@benji-menji Жыл бұрын
4 seconds when you count the preview at the start. I wonder if the sponsor have anything to do with that?
@Jamlord2061 Жыл бұрын
they could be used more then once.
@bizijr Жыл бұрын
Sorry, dumb question, is that actually him?
@WalshY_ Жыл бұрын
@@bizijr no
@bizijr Жыл бұрын
@@WalshY_ thank you for answering
@Nodx33 Жыл бұрын
I'd watch a decade-long series narrating this game
@soup985 Жыл бұрын
I would come to watch children play games
@selectionn Жыл бұрын
@@soup985 🤨📸
@Pax441 Жыл бұрын
maybe even two decades
@VexWerewolf Жыл бұрын
That'd just about get you to the first part of Skellige
@punlshedsnake8210 Жыл бұрын
just wait for joseph andersons 100 hour review releasing soon™
@matthewsmith5272 Жыл бұрын
Not being able to swear does seem like an absolute youtube of a decision
@TheWinjin Жыл бұрын
That is so insanely stupid, too.
@anyderrosek9272 Жыл бұрын
Total youtube decision
@ChaseMC215 Жыл бұрын
You are allowed to swear, just not durring the 8 to 15 second mark. If they wanted KZfaq to be family friendly, then they should enforce KZfaq Kids more.
@cking4869 Жыл бұрын
No no no, the medallion at the beginning is supposed to be doing that, cause, you know, it's a dream. And and it vibrates to sense magic, and sometimes danger, so it's warning him about the dream. All according to plan.
@mordor1779 Жыл бұрын
I love all those little details, i mean they didnt had to do it, but still took the time to put them into the game. And there is so many of them its insane the amount of work that went into this game
@cking4869 Жыл бұрын
@@mordor1779 This was a joke but I still agree
@Laarye Жыл бұрын
Roach is a girl. Even when Geralt gets a new horse from the previous one dying, it is still a girl and named Roach.
@3possumsinatrenchcoat Жыл бұрын
there's literally an entire quest where Roach talking with a voice like a Bill and Ted extra is played for laughs because "I would expect a young filly to sound more... girlish" "based on what, your vast experience with talking animals?"
@HolyDemonSnap Жыл бұрын
Even when it has a hot rod it's still her.
@TITANia69420 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, and he prefers mares over stallions, right? Just because Mares are more cooperative.
@KayleeKez Жыл бұрын
Just the comment I was looking for. 👍
@RoamingAdhocrat Жыл бұрын
took me a while to realise he means the fish not the insect
@Nanoytgaming Жыл бұрын
6:18 spoke directly to my soul
@flyzfm5060 Жыл бұрын
Love you nano, hope these new rules don't change your content too much
@crazycole2025 Жыл бұрын
i love uoi
@MrFatCatMan Жыл бұрын
Nanite man
@lucas23453 Жыл бұрын
ohainano
@phil-c Жыл бұрын
I’ve always thought Geralt should be able to cast Aard at the boat sail for a speed boost. Especially after doing all the Smugglers Caches.
@captinobvious4705 Жыл бұрын
no because the kickback from Aard will push Gearalt back and cancel the momentum gain
@peppermix3994 Жыл бұрын
@@captinobvious4705 But it's magic. It's just fantasy, it doesn't have to adhere to real world laws of physics.
@kumguskhan2545 Жыл бұрын
@@peppermix3994 but it literally does do that, he braces himself whenever he casts it lol
@tntcake6327 Жыл бұрын
@@captinobvious4705 i dont think thats how it works? i mean thats how it works in real life but geralt is able to knock people down even in steel plate while hes naked
@NTLMBigBench Жыл бұрын
@@tntcake6327 Knock people down that are not prepared for it*
@antidotebrain69 Жыл бұрын
Classic challenge videos + your humor =good times!
@kendaar9002 Жыл бұрын
I think just about anything + UpIsNotJump humor = good times
@chrisjones5949 Жыл бұрын
Watching almost any video Matt makes puts me in a constant flux between admiring his remarkable aptitude for absurd comedy and wondering what the fuck is wrong with him. 😂
@benji-menji Жыл бұрын
He used to be a teacher teaching the modern child of today about science, of course he's insane.
@JasonSipe16 Жыл бұрын
@@benji-menji "...of course he's not doing that anymore."
@10Adragon Жыл бұрын
The Virgin "Avoid pressing the button" vs the Chad "Rip that shit off the controller with a hammer"
@majormoron605 Жыл бұрын
So usually I feel bad for people going slowly insane, I actually relate to it. But this time you just deserve it
@kacketnaopacke Жыл бұрын
Why?
@xcalium9346 Жыл бұрын
@@kacketnaopacke Literally didn't have to do this at all
@Blewlongmun Жыл бұрын
@@kacketnaopacke We're on the second month of 2023 and AI has set the end of humanity as we know it within the next 40 years. Ironically 40 years would be surprising, social/geo-political wars could end us all tomorrow if any of 10 different egotistical maniacs decide MAD is their best option.
@TITANia69420 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but UpIsNotJump being the Young Emissary will forever be embedded in my mind everytime I play Gwent
@martijnhoiting5011 Жыл бұрын
Damm you not being able to swear is such a KZfaq moment
@bananaboatcharlie Жыл бұрын
Writing out Damm is, in another way, also a very KZfaq moment. I commend you, you KZfaq!
@ChaseMC215 Жыл бұрын
Well, you are allowed to swear, just not during the 8 second window where you are not allowed to swear.
@Nightweaver1 Жыл бұрын
You truly are a KZfaq for doing this, Matt.
@bananaboatcharlie Жыл бұрын
Definitely a KZfaq move to take off the B button...
@ethanbodin7083 Жыл бұрын
Such a YouTub move
@HypernovaBolts11 Жыл бұрын
+
@MissCookieThief Жыл бұрын
Agreed. His humour is top tier, very KZfaq.
@Armetron Жыл бұрын
"did you know that semicolons dont do anything? Everyone is just lying" every programmer would like to have a word with you
@benji-menji Жыл бұрын
So; if they really don't do anything; then this sentence; shouldn't be any less readable; right?
@robertnomok9750 Жыл бұрын
@@benji-menji And what is your point? 90 percent of your ; just replaced normal ,. And that has not affected anything at all. People write without using ponctuation for last decade or so.
@benji-menji Жыл бұрын
@@robertnomok9750 I was messing around.
@user-kq1zh4io7o Жыл бұрын
me: ah, this should work perfectly "ERROR ; EXPECTED AT LINE FUCKING SHIT"
@RoamingAdhocrat Жыл бұрын
Lonely Island would like a word with all of you. They use semi-colons every day.
@mindyourownparsley9967 Жыл бұрын
Hearing Mat walk around the dark story of the Baron is hilarious
@jonahvigilia Жыл бұрын
This channel is the kind where I can confidently click the like button before I start watching
@wonder_platypus8337 Жыл бұрын
Only got a few of those but they're all wonderful.
@alyssumn3884 Жыл бұрын
Same! I always thumbs up at the start here lol. Never had a reason not to
@-na-nomad6247 Жыл бұрын
apparently KZfaq doesn't take it into account if you press it before 30 seconds, I have no proof, just rumors.
@thekingofawesomeness9173 Жыл бұрын
This dude really went all out with not jumping 😆 rather than just unbind it he got rid of the button completely
@Oriol-oo7jl 21 күн бұрын
it's been enlightning seeing him banging his head trying to find creative and out-of-the-box ways to circumvalate a problem he himself chose to had. I say it serious. Truly admirable. Human spirit at fullest. Mixing desperation and humor. The guy is genius
@hamsternap9709 Жыл бұрын
Really hope the video does well. It's as good, if not better, than the Nightmare videos. At worst, it's a nice change of pace for the channel. Hope it was as fun to make as it looked
@damenwhelan3236 Жыл бұрын
"Oh no I ran in the wrong direction" I legit laughed till I cried.
@Raicheru13 Жыл бұрын
I am in love with "Matt's Crap Facts". I hope this becomes a regular segment in future videos.
@sketched1462 Жыл бұрын
honestly perfect time for an upload man, times been rough and having something in the evening to enjoy is nice))))
@wonder_platypus8337 Жыл бұрын
My head cannon for the UINJ lore is that these videos just chronicle a teacher who slowly lost their mind! ..it started with gorn.. he was never the same.
@Peacefrog27 Жыл бұрын
I literally forgot how funny this guy is. This is the energy I need and want in life. It’s been ages since I watched a vid of his and I’m not disappointed.
@adambejarano1592 Жыл бұрын
I'd watch you play through this whole game with your humor and editing
@Revalopod Жыл бұрын
How far through was he in the video?
@Oriol-oo7jl 21 күн бұрын
Same! And i havent played the game, so it would be a perfect way to have a fast and hilarious walkaround
@dragon1130 Жыл бұрын
If there's anything we learned from this, it's that up is indeed not jump.
@Evanz111 Жыл бұрын
The most literal video you’ve made on your channel and I’m all for it, this is such a fantastic idea - especially as basically every video on The Witcher 3 has already been made :’)
@cheesefilledbee Жыл бұрын
ive consistently just ran across the map without Roach cuz im a masochist. nah, it's just because Roach just doesn't do what I want her to no matter what i do so i just deal. also, it's how i got some of the best screenshots ive ever gotten in any game
@jinxexe873 Жыл бұрын
10 out of possessed teddy bear; as well as, devilish writing! Appreciate your sense of humor in and out of what we see. TY UpIsNotJump
@dancountyfc Жыл бұрын
Please for the love of the Eldritch horror god horse turn this into a series where you complete the entire game
@MICKEYrenraw Жыл бұрын
18:46 "winds howling"
@juzzies5412 Жыл бұрын
It makes me so damn happy when you upload! :D
@The_Real_EddyMomo Жыл бұрын
Me to man!
@DizzyScorpia Жыл бұрын
Always love the energy and effort you put in mate. Looking forward to the next one!
@lordzombieboy Жыл бұрын
0:09 that is exactly what I thought when I first saw that card! I thought I was going slightly crazy and was the only one who noticed.
@blckwtrpark3352 Жыл бұрын
I tried eating some butter cookies while watching this and kept laughing so hard i almost choked to death. Well done! 11/10.
@charlesheyen6151 Жыл бұрын
side note: you can play the quest with the crones many, many ways. including one where you free the tree spirit before you even meet the crones, which btw changes the outcome for Gran and the Barron considerably!
@xgoroeditsx Жыл бұрын
Holy shot, I’ve never been this early for an Upisnotjump video
@The_Real_EddyMomo Жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club man
@Skelath Жыл бұрын
The whole necklace vibrating at the start is normal, it does that when it detects monsters or magic nearby
@GrandHighGamer Жыл бұрын
"Did you know Loch Ness is the deepest lake in the entire world." Lake Baikal: And I took that personally.
@Jackanaitor250 Жыл бұрын
I am so glad Matt has blessed us with this content. Whimsical mayhem at its finest!
@XionEternum Жыл бұрын
I used semi-colons all the time; they are so useful.
@memuu Жыл бұрын
bruh, everytime I see an upload on this channel I jump with glee and maaan, it never disapoints.
@sakuraslight Жыл бұрын
I think Matt now has a Sinking feeling everytime he here's the words "The Witcher"
@nixel1324 Жыл бұрын
-"Geez man, get off your high horse." -"I literally cannot."
@TheSektorz Жыл бұрын
but its not a nightmare, right? lol
@boiledelephant Жыл бұрын
"At least my horse hasn't blown up...yet." Next-gen gaming expectations correctly aligned.
@mkohlhorst Жыл бұрын
The medallion was supposed to be twitching in the dream opening sequence. A Witcher's medallion twitches if there's magic around... like the Wild Hunt that show up literally right after that scene. It's Foreshadowing not a glitch.
@nagashoes5530 Жыл бұрын
A witcher 3 vid from you was long overdue. Since the 1st time you mentioned it's your fav. game. Good soup!
@Undy1 Жыл бұрын
Did you know that in Poland sparklers are called "zimne ognie" which literally translates to "cold fires". Wonder what genius came with that name and how many people hurt themselves because of it...
@Oriol-oo7jl 21 күн бұрын
damn! Can't blame you guys for wanting to try. I would certainly do (as a kid and prob as grownup)
@HMcore Жыл бұрын
Finally someone else who had the same VERY REASONABLE good feeling about freeing the tree spirit
@dudasmatt9568 Жыл бұрын
this is honestly a great new direction to go in matt. bloody love it!
@snart2195 Жыл бұрын
That sparkler fact actually messed me up. It's harder than you might think to answer whether or not they are hotter than the sun.
@HawooAwoo Жыл бұрын
Why?
@LDN-pup Жыл бұрын
Yeah.. I didn’t even watch the video after I started trying to find out if this is true. Best I could find was surface of sun is 10k (F) and Sparkler is 2.5k (F) maybe 3 if you’re being generous 🤷
@HawooAwoo Жыл бұрын
@@LDN-pup Isn't that a simple answer then?
@LDN-pup Жыл бұрын
@@HawooAwoo I guess I was expecting a clear debunk rather than having to find the temperatures etc 🤷 especially when, on a quick scan, nobody seems to agree on those temperatures 🙃
@quakerparrot9084 Жыл бұрын
I think by "crap facts" he means "lies"?
@nicholaspadilla4943 Жыл бұрын
Yes! new video from my favorite former English teacher
@Keromenson Жыл бұрын
It's good to see you back. Love your videos.
@wtfnoheals Жыл бұрын
God, I love you, you are just the perfect amount of sarcastic wit and unbelief I experience at similar games.
@anizm.lys.9526 Жыл бұрын
Not even a minute in and you destroyed the life support of the game 🤣
@ForgottenHonor0 Жыл бұрын
I always wanted to see the Witcher 3 from the Hunt's viewpoint. After all, most of them are doing this out of a desire to save their homeworld from the heat death of the universe!
@JakeTalksGamesYT Жыл бұрын
Who's viewpoint?
@ForgottenHonor0 Жыл бұрын
@@JakeTalksGamesYT The Wild Hunt's. He made a mistake and called them the protagonists, so I'm following through.
@jeffgoldblunt Жыл бұрын
This is absolutely amazing, I'd love to see a sequel
@KaiiN33 Жыл бұрын
Just a couple days ago I stalked your channel and was like, darn the lad hasn´t uploaded in a while. And today, this marvelous disaster showed up. Love it, thank you!
@TomsTech94 Жыл бұрын
Yes a new video 😁
@TaylorGMoore Жыл бұрын
BIsNotJump
@mammalfeather Жыл бұрын
Tour videos are always so well edited! 10/10
@Lozak Жыл бұрын
Thas costume joke was so unexpected, I bursted out laughing in my room love your style as always
@darshvia Жыл бұрын
Damn. Dang. Darn! Not a fan of the game, but WOW you did some great work. Kudos and thanks for a great video.
@elvishladdy3404 Жыл бұрын
This was an absolute delight to watch. One of my favourite KZfaqrs playing one of my favourite games ever made. I'm so sorry that KZfaq is restricting your creativity, Matt. You did a great job circumventing the issues of the platform.
@Oriol-oo7jl 21 күн бұрын
Difficulties made us be more creative, so the guy is gonna excel anyway
@benji-menji Жыл бұрын
Whatever you do has been funny so far so this change hasn't been a train wreck.
@MorTphyr Жыл бұрын
You have no idea how enternaning your videos truly are
@MajorSangheili Жыл бұрын
I'm sure someone else has said it, but the medallion bounces around because it detects magic. Ciri's blood is insanely old magic.
@rlwilmeth Жыл бұрын
I lost it at the semicolon fact! Great stuff!
@kated3165 Жыл бұрын
Your videos are always a treat!
@uta63 Жыл бұрын
I like this type of video! It's a fun little video and as someone who's been repeat playing Witcher 3 for the past two weeks I can't think of a better time for this to come out haha!
@Finchspielberg Жыл бұрын
Weird that the jump button isn't mapped to the bottom "A in this case" like most games
@3possumsinatrenchcoat Жыл бұрын
calling Roach "him" *strangled yelling into pillow*
@ademonslayer7130 Жыл бұрын
Honestly though this was hilarious, I wanna see more challenge videos like this!
@iGleeson Жыл бұрын
This is the perfect mix of UpIsNotJump and Ymfah!
@liamcameron980 Жыл бұрын
It's a state of mind you may already have it
@mahelaniarektbb Жыл бұрын
I really love your videos. So happy to watch a new one!
@ticklemecolor Жыл бұрын
The wind tossed hair gag was brilliant.
@nathanwhite4925 Жыл бұрын
Your videos are amazing thanks for making them!
@cvoghel Жыл бұрын
I like this new type of video man! Awesome job 🎉
@JesusOfTheJungle Жыл бұрын
It makes me sad that you're no longer free to curse. It was so refreshing
@jacobrichter9336 Жыл бұрын
Your videos are always so creative and funny!
@DrMuFFinMan Жыл бұрын
Fantastic video and I can at least sleep well tonight know that sword is back in the background.
@_BROVIA_ Жыл бұрын
Your such a cheerful lad, I love your recent content very :D
@anto687 Жыл бұрын
It's always a fever-dream with Matt!
@dappertree9016 Жыл бұрын
The man talks about how much he likes this game but still thought the vistas in Skyrim were better, BAH! But in all seriousness great video as always! Witcher 3 is still one of my favorite games of all time.
@V1RU5420 Жыл бұрын
ive waited for this game since Witcher 2, played it far over 700h and still I can watch videos about it daily
@monty609 Жыл бұрын
Another great video from Matt!
@MrGanjie Жыл бұрын
The perfect clip to share when hearing "Silver for monsters" 15:30 🤣
@jasmine-ruff-puff9951 Жыл бұрын
Love the light necklace
@pappalippa4687 Жыл бұрын
Great video as usual
@leon6777 Жыл бұрын
I'd watch an entire series of this. Please bless us
@jessejaimyhecker3350 Жыл бұрын
I love the witcher so much and thid video is amazing!!! Thanks for alll the effort
@heathercurry898 Жыл бұрын
I love the blue hair! You pull it off well.
@Schreibtiscification Жыл бұрын
Brilliant the small parts with the very serious knowledge made me giggle everytime
@sorlakgear Жыл бұрын
Your videos give me life
@LucasAraujo-sq7sg Жыл бұрын
God, i love this guy content
@RealBarryFox Жыл бұрын
03:53 The suns burns at aprox 15 million°C at the core, while burning at around 5500°C at the surface. A sparkler burns between 1000°C and 1500°C.
@c-5921 Жыл бұрын
15:30 the artist is Percival Schuttenbach, whose name comes from a character in the Witcher books. They have a large discography separate from the games and are worth checking out.
@julian1n Жыл бұрын
you know the exact song played there id love to know thanks in advance
@c-5921 Жыл бұрын
@@julian1n Silver for Monsters
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