The bear paw knife is a knife I got for my mom in the early thousands! It had to be 2000 or 2001.I tried to engrave her name, Aleisha not Alaska, but being 8 or 9 years oldish, I wasn’t very good. This is incredible! It was in my dads old hunting backpack she tried to use as a carry on going to Colorado and she never checked the pockets. I can’t believe this, I remember it being claimed a few years ago and the story she told about it but what are the literal odds that ended up here. It was claimed by TSA in 2012, and its almost 20 years old now. I’m sending this to my mom and dad right away, what a small world. This video pops up in my recommendations for whatever reason, I watch it because why not, and I made it this far in the video to see it. My excitement can’t be shared by the rest of the viewers, BUT THIS IS LITERALLY UNREAL with the set of coincidences leading up to this.

What a weird timeline we live in where I can watch a stranger in a different county, who's wearing kitchen gloves and a batman mask, talk about spoon reflectivity while sitting at a trash-bag covered table with a mound of POS knives in front of him. Lol

"This is a bigass spoon" & "buttah scimitar" are my 2 favorites. 🙌

Opens thousands of knives in his life...stabs himself with spoons and forks...yes irony’s a cow

"I'm not seeing any Sebenzas." It would be cheaper to just miss the flight and go back home!

Nick just got sent the whole special-ed class of knives

“A walk my ass back out to the car sort of knife!” 🤣🤣 goddamn that’s good stuff man!

I've been carrying and collecting blades for forty-three years. I've been uploading knife videos for eleven years. I've watched a hell of a lot of knife videos over the years. And this is the funniest knife video I've ever seen. Subbed!

You just toasted my entire knife collection, Nick. That's super rude and disrespectful

And who carries a fixed blade into the damn airport !!? 😂

This guy sounds like that dude in the video who’s like “I’m a fun guy I’m a cool guy I’m a pretty alright guy.....but I get a little sugar in me”

I just stumbled across this video and for it being my first, I’m definitely subscribing to this channel just for the sheer genuine entertainment this video brought me. You kept me laughing throughout and that accent was a sure treat to the western ear.

What kind of self respecting man (or woman) carries any of these knives when you can get a perfectly decent Kershaw or CRKT for $20 that would blow any of these knives out of the water.

Your Yosemite pronunciation was gold.

"Salsa you would buy in Michigan, mild" as a Texan, I laughed my ass off

Nick shabazz 2020: “what is that a frikkin butter scimitar? “

I literally washed my hands 4 times while watching this video.

i cant believe i watched this. ALL. OF. THIS. its sunday and everyone's staying in.

This popped up in my recommended, and you earned yourself a sub. You somehow made this hour and thirty seven minute video feel like twenty. You always held my interest and always had something entertaining or informative to say. Also this was flipping filmed live! The fact that you keep that casual, conversational flow going while live is really quite impressive.

The first knife I was given as a child was a swiss army knock off with the fork and spoon. I miss it now.

You know what Nick, no matter how sh*t someone’s day is or what new world crisis everyone’s concerned with, listening to you talk always cheers up ones day. Thanks for being you 👍

That mental picture, of the neighbor staring and trying to figure out what the hell is going on in your office made the day !! 😂😂😂👍

1:01:00 Thats a underground Polish army multitool of the year 1944, quite amazing pice, so sad that somone misstreated something like that, and that you yeeted it away

You sound like Kyle's cousin from South park lmao

True story, I had a small gerber in my backpack I forgot about and the Toilet Seat Administration (TSA) found it so I gave it up, about a year later I was browsing eBay for used knives and came across the same model gerber being sold in a TSA lot from a guy in Atlanta (where I had to give it up) further inspection showed that it was my knife. I could tell due to some unique blemishes on the blade and scales, so I ended up buying my same knife back just for the story, since this was a cheap backup knife anyway.

The red one with an eagle on it is a tramontina. They're good enough to be used as loaners, and they come very sharp from factory. But they're also cheap enough to come in blisters just like bic lighters.

This is the first video of yours I ever watched and it is still a gem. I love this video and would love to see another

The video was 10 mins with stuttering taken out.

You're killing me with the 'Yosa-mite!' 🤣🤣

"I'm not seeing any Sebenzas." LMAO, thanks for a very much needed laugh today. You're a braver man than I am, that's for damn sure LOL.

I'm so happy to have discovered this channel! You had me in stitches, sir.😂

12:54 😂 yes sir I walked my ass back to my car for a spyderco at Disneyland

The multiple "yeets" had me rolling 🤣

hey nick I‘m from germany these nailclippers actually are pretty expensive made by a german brand called ‚Zwilling‘

That was one of the best videos I’ve ever watched - period!! I watch your channel regularly and find it great but this was just the cherry on top. Laughs every minute. On that note, eyyyeyyy 👋

"Mickey says im a terrible person. Thank you mickey I appreciate that." 😂😂

1:04:40 the space is for a magnetic flashlight. i used to have one

"Salsa you would buy in Michigan, mild" 🤣

510 area code on the Retirement multi tool, Yosemite novelty utensil, resin tipped junk knife, Route 66 knife... This collection came from California. Probably L.A.

Hahaha love this! Cracking up just thinking about your neighbor seeing you in a batman mask playing with knives

You know what's crazy imagine the story each one of them knives have and why they were bought

that "fork" about an hour is is a divot tool used for repairing golf fields, but I'd bet based on the pot resin on the blade that it was used as a roach clip

This guy is hilarious he had me said at the spoon part 😂

I loved the utensil bit. Man I haven't actually laughed at a you tube video in a while. This whole video is pure gold.

I was expecting lots of tac force and mtech, but it's just as well

Did he really just say “ I don’t forking care “ hahaha good one !

Years ago I went on a trip to Greece and forgot about the knife on my person. Some lucky TSA agent snagged himself a free Benchmade Osbourne that day.

This is the most entertaining thing I've seen on KZfaq or TV in like a week... I feel a slight urge to ponder many of my life's decisions 🤔... Thanks for the laugh, your channel is most appreciated.

that gerber at 37:30 I think is actually mine, I forgot I had it in my bag. I used to try throwing it into a tree. And if it's not mine, then I guess somebody also had the same knife and beat it to hell the same way I did

That ss nailclipper is from the German brand WMF, and is actually quite good

*I thought for a moment the pink kubaton had ended up in the wrong box. It looked a little too personal... lol.*

I received a shoebox of knives from a friend who flips houses. He knew I am a knife guy and he kept a few for himself and gave me the rest. He kept a Ridge Runner fixed blade and a couple of low quality folders. He obviously doesn't know anything about knives because I found knives from Kershaw, Cold Steel, Boker and CRKT, among others. Best gift ever!

I just lost my daily carry Cryo of 7 years thinking we were going to check a bag, but my mother's CPAP was in the bag and decided not to check. Lost my job too so I'm using a POS now. There should be a program for knife enthusiasts like us to get in on some of that. Literally can barely afford shipping right now. Love your videos; to the point!

I've had that EXACT Winchester fixed blade for about a decade! Actually not a bad knife considering it's a Winchester.

Holy crap, Nick has a ton of subs now. I haven't seen his stuff in a year or so and it's amazing to see how big his channel has grown.

“ Actually you know what this is a big ass spoon too “ lmfao I died right there an hella weak

We are buying "Hard use" knives for zilljons of dollars, but the only knives that sees hard use is $10 SLGs

LMAO, "it's like a butter simatar over here..."

The hole in the front of the “Optimus Prime” knife was where a flashlight would go. I got the exact same knife for Christmas a few years ago.

First time watching your videos, but I found it incredibly entertaining. I'm a faithful subscriber now 😄

Whoever shreds styrofoam is a monster

The one with a ”fork" and the pattern on the handle that's all metal.... That is a divot repair tool for golf when you use a wedge or iron. The little patch of grass that flies up after the swing, it's considered good ediquite to replace the lil chunk where it's bald, and use the "fork" to reseat the plug so it'll take root again. 👍

The Kingdom of Loathing reference was out of left field. This is the last place I expected to see that game being talked about

So, I've got a few of these. Mostly gifts for being in a wedding party or door prizes from various events. I've often wondered what to do with this crap and now I know they're adequate for airport carry. Thanks Nick Also, I own a Ka Bar spoon, fork a knife set that clip together. I talked my mother into ordering them from SMKW when as a wee lad in early 90s. I was the envy of everyone at camp.

22:00. This has incredible forkplay. Classic!

I’m sending my grandmother to acacia creek! Thanks for the recommendation!

Never seen this channel before but i subscribed when you said he couldnt cut the tag because it was his only knife 😂😂

I have lost a few knives to TSA. I fly a lot, and sometimes I just forget that one is in my pocket. I have even got through TSA with a knife, more than once. Thing is, that if it is a good knife, you can mail it it yourself right there (at most airports). If it is a cheapo boxcuter, then the TSA can have it.

When your mystery box sets off the drug detector dogs

First video I’ve seen of him and I already love to podcast feel for long commutes. Best accent I’ve hard in awhile

That quick humor was amazing

It took me some time and I am a total crkt fan boy. You won me over totally with this video. You're a damn riot. Thank you for introducing me to other quality brands bud

I appreciate that you saved the butt plug for last, it shows that you really know what the people want to see and know how to keep them around until the end.

"That's how talking should go, by the way". That was so funny, thanks Nick!!

Appa-lat-chin And Yoza-mite Made me lol. I love your videos.

That little red "Dollica". Had a black one identical to it, used it for three months before the pivot spontaneously disassembled. Paid two bucks, got three months of very hard use. Wickedly sharp little thing, hadn't dulled perceptibly before it exploded on opening. No blade play before *kaboom* . There's a place for a tiny disposable keychain knife as long as it cuts really well and is so cheap you don't care if it breaks or gets lost.

"Pokey thing with hole" is for stitching leather.

Please do more of these. Interesting and hilarious

a "butter scimitar" made me laugh out loud. Good stuff.

Waiter: Here is a fork and knife for your normal digestion related things. Enjoy your stay here at Yo - So - Mite.

The fork thing-ie is for replacing your divids on the fairways. Golf knife, if there is a thing lol

There used to be a Swiss Army knife, pretty sure it was Victorinox, with eating utensils. My brother had one decades ago as a Boy Scout. I’d forgotten about it and haven’t seen one since but this reminded me.

The TSA once missed 27 12 gauge Remington shotgun shells in my bag. They caught it in the way back and we had a bit of a laugh about the outgoing TSA missing something so damn obvious in carry on!

Oh god, this is gonna be a treat.

I can't believe I watched the whole thing !!

1:04:19. Its suposed to have a little flashlight and i have owned one of thoes knives for about 5 years now and it has held up pretty nice

I have never taken my time to truly admire the Z-hunter from up close. It truly is a beautiful piece.

Ive spent quite a bit on knives but carry a $7 sanrenmu 710.. really great little knife for the price and i won't really care if I lose it. I've had it in my pocket every day for a little over three years now. This pile seems like a fair representation of the knives I see non-enthusiests carrying though.

18:29 This knife design look interesting for me it look like they design to use on cutting board or plate but it too short to use if the blade is straight so they curve it up sorry if my english is bad

I'd pay a lot if you made a shirt that said, "Fear Not Any Minestrone". 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So glad I found this channel. Very entertaining!

All my local stores were out of TP, so I bought paper towels, but now I need to cut those giant rolls into TP sized rolls... and ofc that means I need to buy a new knife - any suggestions?

I haven't watched a Nick Shabazz video in probably a year, sort of fell out of the knife/gear hobby, and on a whim thought "8lbs of knives from the TSA" seemed like it may be a bucket of giggles. I was right. My neighbor probably thinks I'm having some sort of psychiatric event. Completely broke at the retirement home knife. Well played Mr. Shabazz.

Where do you buy them in bulk? I've seen where I can buy one or two at a time.

Nicks hands are immaculate. Not a callus or any other signs of use what so ever. Well played Nick, well played.

Saw this 8lb deal the other day on eBay and this vid makes me glad I didn’t go for it 😂

"Salsa you would buy in MI" 🤣

I decided to watch this video because, well, for one, it looked interesting, and two, because I first seen this guy on a Blade HQ video...👌🏼 But I throughly enjoyed watching this video and listening to Nick's banter...👍🏼💯✔

“So that’s gonna be a situation “ 🤣🤣🤣

6:38, that is in fact a residue. its pipe residue.