Wild Bandit Let me check the back for that product we don't sell.

As a former retail worker it’s quite literally the perfect resemblance and the feeling knowing your at the back stock room and turn back to look though the glass and you see everyone is walking pass feels so great in way

what kind of costumes are we talking about here

Also come in time with the Coronavirus madness

mr Nohax now I want to see a Black Friday mode where everything goes to shit and you have to defend yourself with a broom.

My favorite part is the "oh he was such a great employee, such a shame that he quit!" As if the employers had nothing to do with it

@@supernovero i thought that was in reference to the skeleton in the store room seemed he was so invested in the job he wasted his life away

@@themanofthehour1418 I'm confused, so the dude died getting killed or he dedicated his life on this...nightmare

And the customers creepy ass faces

Hotline Miami vibes

There is no respawns in real life bro lol

@@glavenus1447 Yolo

PTSD written all over it.

EXCUSE ME

And it does exist IRL

"If it doesn't scan it's free!"

@@ToxicBastard OH GOD!!!! WHYYY!!!

@@matthewdetlaff3700 that guy who pays only in pennies

Lmfao god damnit don’t remind me of that

@@matthewdetlaff3700 lmao those guys were the worst, and I had someone's kid pee themselves in front of my till on my first day

muammer gaddafi PT reference

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Exactly.

Unrealistic. The customers will still hunt you down. (Source: personal experience)

I can say from personal experience, it works. Hide in the staff room and customers will just search for another staff member rather than wait for you.

Fawp “excuse me”

Fawp I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!

F I R E D

@@anunc Me first I want to speak to the manager gtfo outta my way I have more rights than you

Your alt account

imagine if you don't…

It's a calling

It's not impossible to imagine. A photographer named Blackburn died in the Mt. St. Helens volcanic eruption.

Imagine if you also married someone named Karen along with that...

Jason Mongar That makes the Manager here probably the most tragic fictional character, other than the fact he probably only makes a few dollars more than you do.

kids are always jumping on the latest fad, just turns out this one made a bunch of people hit their off switch after the joke got old

It just got “worse” because there was a phase where the only people going out frequently were the most callous, selfish, and entitled assholes of the bunch. At least that’s what it was like from my food service perspective. Most of the reasonable people were staying home earlier on while the shitbag customers became more concentrated by this pandemic. I put in my resignation lately because it’s been several months, I’m high risk, customers are caring less and less each day about my wellbeing, and management still doesn’t even encourage masks in the cafe, let alone enforce the city mandate .

Kids haven't worked a retail job. Yet.

I'm your 100th liker here and bye.

@@theodenking169 except this came out when the pandemic started and at the time, retail and grocery stores were more packed than ever.

Just like the entire working class.

I hate my life...

idk man crocodiles are pretty scary

*Oh wait*

Dick Samson trump? Lived off other people’s success all his life hahaha!!! What a real job that is !!!

Yeahhh something tells me but I can’t quite put my finger on it... xD

Zoomer Waffen you’re shitty

@Zoomer Waffen this guy speaks the truth

@Zoomer Waffen ok mr SS waffen nigga

yeah, just like me XD

I feel i need to justify what im buying usually :(

Now the devs need to add customers regaling you with a pointless anecdote about why they need X item. And it causes you to auto-fail because you "took too long" to help the customer because you were talking to them for too long.

Holy shit Relatable

@@stephenromero7298 Why? Most retail employees aren't your Dad. Then again, I have no idea where you live or how most people there think.

@@stephenromero7298 you disgust me

Me too, it's been a nightmare and I have my only day off tomorrow. I cant wait.

SloanBassStuff yeah I feel that

Can you explain what 9:15 is about?

@@ninam.6781 That's Jeff. We don't talk about him.

: ^)

Carbon Copy J-just don’t hurt me! 😰

Meh. If I wanted to be reminded of how annoying real people can be, I’d go outside instead of playing horror games.

That's painfully accurate

In reality, we are all monsters. We are all capable of this horror.

1K likes without a single reply.... Yikes

AT LEAST YOU GOT A CAR TO SPEED AWAY WITH

6:28 nightmare fuel lol in real life jokes on grandma as manager usually enables the bs

lMAO same mate

In reality ... This is real When someone work in this kind of jobs its really stressing for the peaplo who want to know where is this item or that item Its job i know i know.... But nobody its patient when you do some other thing what you been order to do by your boss or manager or some other superior

I think he was doing jumping jacks lol

Oh, man. I wish I got excuse me all the time. Some people just approach from behind, and without acknowledgement, they just start spouting off their demands. I always match my service to their tone so it all works out

LoathsomeBear one of the drinks said “Get out”

One of the paint cans says "pain"

Noticed that too!

Looks like the cleaning supplies wants you to Kill Them Now.

@@sh8t Have you ever watched pain dry? Damn, that sounds sketchy.

Yeah it's really intense when it gets faster

@hi hungry i'm dad Only folks who've worked retail know.

*implying the sonic drowning theme isn’t horrific and satanic in and of itself

"ExCUSe ME" *Begone, Demon*

Good way to describe it

Princess

I just wanna know,

That’s less of a manners issue but more like a dog whistle to get an employee to listen to you

The tone says it all

Arent they all

Destined for the job

Woman walks in, hey manager my name is Karen and I must have an important conversation with you

Where is the Karen at?

Isn’t it called “Coronavirus Pandemic”

At every wal mart in the country lol

I heard there's versions exclusive to Japan and Australia that are even scarier

Yeah I play a live action of this everyday at Costco

Its called Walmart

That part made me laugh

*F I R E D*

At what time

its actually terrifying :O

don dony what is your problem? I’ve seen you comment this shit multiple times now

Its even worse when your a Customer, oh god the traffic jams in the isles

When you work in retail, but you are anti social or "social selective" and would like to kick in peoples faces...

You feel like everybody is looking at you and judging you even though they’re not. It’s almost unbearable.

@@NagoTheCat Nah, i judged everyone. I even made up nicknames for people that were daily customers and did annoying things. I really hated them.

Angry Lemonzest too bad that life loves to fuck you over for little to no reason at all

9:14 I think thats Lester

Wish he would've stopped to read the note Lester left on the wall. Probably went something like, 'Dear Mom/Spouse, I'm sorry I couldn't get back to you..., I regret taking the job..., I remember the good times..., I'm going mad!.., I'm taking the cowards way out..., pray for me.'

@@RickJW-OSM it just looks like he was counting the days he was in there it looks like IIII and a dash through them which means 5

@@rockk9753 Quit stomping on my comedy bits!

@@RickJW-OSM ah my bad haha I didn't know you were trying to be funny

*Black Friday the 13th*

not black friday , everyday

Nah, this is immensely less terrifying than irl

*less slime

@D. your response says you're a useless person

And make it worse in ever way. And even the customers hate it why is the bread near the fruit now it doesnt make sense it doesnt make sense

You mad man...

@@sinsoftheswamp8346 Tide Pods & Gain Flings next to the Candy is my favorite layout (I'm not kidding, I've actually seen it.)

That comes later.

And then add a bonus level called "Black Friday" where nothing is labeled by signs and you have to follow a half-assed map that's in the employee areas

Wait, there's a difference? Oh. Well, their skin's not falling off, I can't see tattered clothes, and no organs are shown. There's *SOME* difference, but, they're dangerously similar.

I'm an ass customer all the time. Fine ass especially.

I mean, George Romero put zombies in a shopping mall. The analogy is veiled by wax paper.

at least the customer will fight against each other then

Secret unlock: Covid-19 black friday.... oh shit!

Rookie Level - No Customer Brutal Level - Karen Raid Expert Level - Viral Pandemics

DON'T REINTRODUCE MY NIGHTMARE!!! IT WAS HORRIFYING FOR ME WHEN I USED TO WORK AT KMART!!!!

Oh no... *_BLACK FRIDAY_*

Sebas G. Pussy bro

@@winbrr9546 never worked in retail huh?

Yeah headphones wasn't a smart move.

@@JacobKinsley working in retail doesn't make you afraid of people, maybe pissed or trying to avoid, but not afraid.

need a drink?

Comment above you, had it too

I was trying to look for one in the knife set... did not find. 12:20

Madre mía Lépirus qué haces aquí compañero

@@Christian00W2 Yo ando rondando toda la inmensidad de Internet. Supongo que me conoces de Wiki Terraria, no?

@@lepirusgutierrez5598 Sí, pero ya no uso Discord. Sorpresa hallarte por aquí.

Dogbox yes definitely!

YAAAAA

Fuck, I knew I recognized the style from somewhere but I couldn’t pin it

Spot on

@Orlando murillo Good work staying determined for 7 months, I barely stayed at panera for 6 months

Cody Barrett I have real social anxiety. And working for a grocery store was exactly like this.

John Toas wtf is wrong with you? social anxiety is an actual disorder people suffer with everyday. shut the fuck up

I know man... i feel it on a personal level. :(

Cody Barrett no

early 2020: RAR RAR RAR RAR RAR RAR RAR RAR

GYPSY KING FURY wendys can confirm

Well... if you actually thank them for helping you I dont think it's that bad. Just dont be rude to them.

Ask us politely, thank us when we help you out, and be understanding when we don't have what you're looking for. We won't be mad if you just treat us like people, novel concept I know.

You should feel bad, now scram!

@@freeziboi3249 E x C u S e M e???????????????

How about trying to find stuff yourself?

Nachy nice aggretsuko pfp

agree. and it's scarier that way

​@Winston Smith Well it's pretty much the low-poly PS1 aesthetic. i think it's characterised by the lack of texture filtering and the sometimes floaty-looking polygons

Some ps1 games looked very similiar to this. Take for example Alien resurrectiom

Nachy - An Aggretsuko avatar? How appropriate for this game.

Well in civilized countries that's a weird day

@@TheKenji2221 how would you know that? France is a sh*thole

He's gotta make a Black Friday bonus level after he finishes the game

Well, the manager clearly stated that "we're not too busy on days like these"

BossPL4Ever its not lol

He talked with the dev about it and he said that it's not fully accessible at the moment

I thought he was just angrily throwing the box at the wall lmao

I saw a skeleton in there, it was most likely the remains of the employee the manager mentioned at the end of the video that "stopped showing" all of the sudden.

@don dony Literally noone interpreted this as a thing about race, except you

@don dony Perhaps because it is 100% unrelated

Honestly there's nothing stupid about that. It's an Important thing to have. Just make sure it's not all you're buying. 🤷

@@masterDarts4188 Everyone bought all the toilet paper and now there isnt enough left for any of the normal people

Let them have the toilet paper it saves the medicine and cleaning products for the actual smart people.

Some people just buy the toilet paper just to take advantage of the situation to sell it for stupidly high prices on Facebook.

Jacob Rendall But now I don’t have my toilet paper :(

Mystic Ice fire that’s the horror

Same

Agreed.

*EXCUUuuuSSE MEEE...*

Less polygons to speed the time so the seconds doesn't feel like months

I think it's both.

Those are the same things!

2nd try is a stealth based game. The consoomer can't complain about what's not there. Or... can they? 0_o

abloogywoogywoo false i worked in retail and people literally cant see whats right in front of them

Relatable

The cycle continues

extremely under-rated comment. i noticed that as well

Its not a small detail you were supposed to see it

@@chadangeles3856 It actually is cause not everybody out here reading the posters. I sure as hell didn't read it when i played it the first time. Even if i did it would still be a small detail cause at the end of the day its not beneficial to your gameplay and is only there for people to just notice it and get the oxymoron...

@@chadangeles3856 well I didn't see it

Matt Hopwood I’m your 600th like

Example on one of the orange soda things he was stocking one of them was named "get out" or something like that. Also one of the ketchup bottles had a saying on it lol. Also the dog food for cats..

You'd be surprised how some people lack common sense and manners. They sometimes deliberately push our buttons just to get our reaction for their sick game. This is why i hate people in general because of this

the game would be more accurate if so many people started taking control of your screen and saying EXCUUUUUUSE MEEEEE that the game started glitching out and becoming nonfunctional. added points if customers would sometimes randomly follow you into staff rooms anyway because they can't read or don't give a shit. final level could include people asking for items that your store literally doesn't have, and you get fired if you can't give it to them anyway. also, added horror, like others have said, make it so the level's layout completely changes every single time you play it, or sometimes even in the middle of the level, because that's a little bit more accurate to what real life retail was like too

@@deusprogrammer_thekingofspace I think they just saying this is how Americans treat retail workers cuz we have messed up views about what's "good customer service"

@ Read a little online. People sometimes get a form of ptsd called complex ptsd. It comes from years of customer and manager abuse.

```` look man, americans arent the only one, some other actually countries do have the same problem like the US

Don’t they wanna see the manager even more with that technique? That’s at least what happened with me. Since then I’ve started to just point them as far away as possible from me if I don’t know where something is and they seem like trouble to me.

I think cleaners say about killing the bacteria not human Actually on of the cleaner said:"You are a loser"

And one of the Paint thing say "Pain"

The miracle cream says "Wasting Away"

@@ryan-levy actually "YOU ARE wasting away". notice the rainbow on top

*get out*

LOL!!!!!!!!! Yeah that was gold haha

Lmao

I was confused too lol

nah this is just a guy. It's the retail that gives you the crippling anxiety.

when you've had enough of this shit but understand other people don't have FU money saved up

XD

@@yoteawhirl1987 Nobody working retail in 2020 has FU Money saved up. They probably need a second job just to make rent.

@@SetsuneW Not necessarily. I worked retail for six years and was making a pretty good wage for the work I did. It was demeaning, soul-crushing work, but as long as I was being frugal and didn't drink my paycheck away I could be making bank. EDIT: I should clarify, I deliberately took the highest paying hourly wage I could when I started the job, as an overnight customer support manager. It was mostly dealing with angry customers, wrangling homeless paintheads, and frantically trying to return all the misplaced merchandise in the store to its proper place. I was expected to handle the end of day sales as well. I would frequently walk upwards of 7 miles a night around the store, and would usually end up having to stay late in the mornings to finish my work (and since our chain didn't want to pay it's employees overtime, that meant I would have to take longer lunches on my next night and subsequently lose that much more time I had to work.) It was basically a no-win business strategy designed to maximize the salaried managers annual bonus, while the hourly associates were viewed as expendable. I decided to quit after six years and find work that was less demeaning.

@@chesterstevens8870 how long ago was this btw?

Ikr it was hilarious hahahaj

My dog used to prefer cat food

@@giovaniouropreto your dog was spoiled then, cat food has more fat content than dog, dog food's focus is protein

ABG disapproves

@@giovaniouropreto my dog wants cat food too, but basically because gets bored of eating the same all the time, switching kind of food solves it

as long as you're patient and polite they probably wont mind. when i used to work around it was kinda liberating bc it was a detour from the usual stocking and moving products. its just when you treat us like robots or servents that its horrifying.

@@thatcutegameotaku +1, thx i will

Usually employees ask me if I need help.

Kinda fell bad as I do that a lot, of course, always polite and all, but it actually never passed on my mind how it would suck if 80% of clients did that.

Just be polite and patient, even if you're having a bad day. I've seen people that behave like dicks towards the employees.

Woah, I didn't catch that one, good eye. It's probably the dev's way of subtly warning you about the store

One of the ketchup bottles also says "you're wasting your life" at 11:46

One of the paint cans around 13:05 just says "PAIN" too.

The Cleaning supplies seem to have Kill Them Pow. (It might be Now.) 13:06. Paint Can has Pain on it.

It kind of makes you want to stop drinking that milkshake, doesn't it?

DRAAAAAAINAGE!!!

One of the paint cans says "pain" instead of "paint."

a paint can says PAIN

Yew

Yes

i know right every customer is shit

LMAO

@@average7557 that place shouldn't even be considered a retail chain anymore, TBH. It's a human zoo.

"I don't know my pin number," I'm going to make up a story now how rude you were to me. Seriously I'm not joking that happened to me. Almost 10 years in a grocery business now...

is that u in the profile pic? ur cute 😊 just sayin...

This is how it feels when you don’t instantly have the answer to the customers question.

how’s it goin? lol

@@nikojumpstyle8171 Not as bad as I expected! There are THOSE customers on occasion.

ShekinahShy. lmao good to hear i guess. anything you wish an ideal customer would be for the next time i go to a store? i don’t want to unintentionally be an ass xD

@@nikojumpstyle8171 Please do not question the computer omg. They argue with me when I give them "incorrect" change. I'm just like "Talk to the calculator."

Omg! And make sure you look in your car before storming back to me demanding your groceries that you think I lost! Sheesh people!

one of the buckets of paint just says "pain". I'd buy it tbh.

The cleaning supplies has Kill Them Pow (Might be Now.) Definitely gotta go through the video and see the messages.

13:06. Paint can says Pain.

@@tonypeppermint5329 It's "Kill Them Now". You've got to stop watching KZfaq videos on your phone, bro. Get a real PC.

@@SergeantExtreme Okay.

I would cry

That just means the manager has a sense of humour and sympathize with your plight. Not the worst sign of things to come, relatively speaking.

@@speedstriker yeah...if you say so...

@@etam8099 he's not wrong??

@@JacobKinsley let's just remain on that "relatively speaking"....

fucking karen back at it again with the manager

goddamn karens

the employee worst nightmare

damn karen

Fuck me. The rage-filled manager coming after you in the darkness unnerved the hell outta me.

Same here.

For real, retail is a soul-sucking experience.

Giorno theme plays

*_Uno reverse intensifies_*

I think the manager murders the character. :P

Fired? I think that's how to win the game

Manager : LOL Lester said H I