Nikki Glaser’s Best Roast Comebacks 🔥

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Nikki Glaser unleashes the hottest comebacks at the Roasts of Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin, and Rob Lowe.
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@mileslaw 2 жыл бұрын

That "running out of ink" joke never gets old.

@melsutubeification 17 күн бұрын

The QUEEN of ROASTING... she better be honored for her Comedy someday.

@wooloosays5721 Жыл бұрын

She looks like she’s enjoying it while being roasted. But when she roasts someone else they look pressed like a panini 😆

@andreaslindblom9140 Жыл бұрын

Panini always makes Me think of the rant by John Pinette!! 😢 ... 😁 Peace!!

@mole1596 10 ай бұрын

She’s enjoying the jokes, even when they are at her expense because she’s a comedian.

@joedc789 10 ай бұрын

I bet she does enjoy getting roasted

@jesusmartinez5494 Ай бұрын

She's a gr8 sport as his Lisa lampanelli(did I spell that right?)

@marvelfanatic12 21 күн бұрын

@@jesusmartinez5494no you spelled it “his” when it should be spelled “is”

@Fawkes2574 18 күн бұрын

What she said at Brady's "Gronk know that not real money!" I died! lol

@barrymccockiner773 13 күн бұрын

I lost it when she said Kevin Hart weighs 150, 155 after The Rock finishes 😂

@BaracudaFTW 5 ай бұрын

“That’s gotta be one of the worst things you could call your daughter……… after Ireland” I DIED 🤣

@starveartist Жыл бұрын

She is literally the undisputed queen of roasting. Literally #1 in the world

@markdaniels7174 9 ай бұрын

I liked Greg Giraldo more, but Nikki is up there.

@salomonrael8117 7 ай бұрын

i would definitely not say #1, Joan Rivers will always be #1. nikki is definitely 2nd tho 4:09

@LordIstar 6 ай бұрын

@@salomonrael8117why dishonor Joan by lying on her name. She was not the best toaster. Trailblazing and iconic comedian? Yes. Best roaster? Hyperbole.

@ASirensFlame 6 ай бұрын

She's the Queen of it Greg's overatted And now he's dead so it's worse

@tarikdebarge Ай бұрын

Better than Lisa Lampanelli?

@mr.notsocreative Жыл бұрын

Looking back on the full roasts, a lot of people almost looked scared when she said their name

@Yriel129 Жыл бұрын

The oatmeal bit with DeNiro had people looking like "okay that's, that's perhaps enough" lol

@dishantgrover1247 20 күн бұрын

"Without fuhrer ado" is something I'll just randomly think someday and start laughing 😆

@keanehgz 2 жыл бұрын

What Nikki did to Ann was not a roast, it was an execution.

@SHOEZAAM 2 жыл бұрын

Killed baldwin too with the oats

@Robert-sx9mm 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it was! Nikki cuts like a machete...not a knife! Lol I freaking love her!

@Gogoroth2 Жыл бұрын

I wish

@christophb2736 Жыл бұрын

She not only killed her, she eviscerated her alive.

@davee7344 Жыл бұрын

And she didn’t even have to use an oven to execute her

@adelalahmad7963 Жыл бұрын

Your nurse is warming it up backstage 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@zero11010 Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love this format of making it seem like people are going back and forth. This is awesome! A great way to get more content out of old shows.

@singleasasin Жыл бұрын

Not only roast, she murdered some of them 😂😂😂

@Rampage_SSBU 24 күн бұрын

Especially Ann Coulter 😂😂😂

@echolot 22 күн бұрын

01:33 "shank you!" is so underrated

@belle6631 Жыл бұрын

‘Ya damaged little climber’ - Blake with the line of the roast

@markdaniels7174 9 ай бұрын

I loved that! She did too.

@jackjack4412 6 ай бұрын

Like a bird climbing out of the nest? Didn't get that one.

@johnbigelson7471 6 ай бұрын

@@jackjack4412no, i took it as a social climber.

@kennetha3429 Жыл бұрын

The Alf joke, was hillarious

@skylaryoung3819 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy’s Horse joke was the best joke of that entire roast😂😂😂

@onetahua 15 күн бұрын

Hi I can’t really put roast Jimmy Carr. He is so quick

@axelkristoff 8 күн бұрын

And nothing came close.

@BonnChnd 22 күн бұрын

Nikki killed Martha Stewart. I loved every second of it 😂😂

@benitovan 22 күн бұрын

The robbert de niro oatmeal...😂😂😂

@melissak8419 15 күн бұрын

Robert DeNiro's salivating over oatmeal and it being heated up backstage. . . lol🤣🤣🤣

@gb7251 21 күн бұрын

That comment about making a Mexican happy because he’ll be digging Ann Coulter’s grave was GOLDEN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@davidbarriga1491 Сағат бұрын

How so?

@davidbarriga1491 Сағат бұрын

How so?

@nick92zim 14 күн бұрын

They forgot my fav one when she roasts Jeff Ross, “Jeff Ross is here, dressed as prince, the prince, of wales, the animal, you’re fat”

@austinc.8360 16 күн бұрын

"Id ask you how you sleep at night but I just assume hanging upside down in a robe of 100 dalmatians" 😭😭

@nikkipacheco6835 7 күн бұрын

I didn't get that one

@austinc.8360 6 күн бұрын

@@nikkipacheco6835 Lookup "101 Dalmatians" movie and see who is the villain. "Sleeping upsidedown" is old American story folklore in which scary evil vampires sleep upsidedown in caves like bats

@Chun-believable 5 күн бұрын

@@nikkipacheco6835Cruella De Vil from 101 Dalmatians. She called her a supervillain, Cruella is a villain and a very selfish mean lady.

@sofiaguerrero0969 Жыл бұрын

Comics are truly amazing. My sensitive self would cry if someone called me out like this

@srbaruchi Жыл бұрын

It's a strange phenomenon that we laugh so hard at jokes about ourselves, but, at the heart of it, we love the targeted attention.

@alecbona4549 7 ай бұрын

Nikki is absolutely BRUTAL and i love it.

@robertparks7233 Жыл бұрын

Ruthless,and a smokin hot mess,love it

@Errcyco 7 ай бұрын

Sibyls cackle is hilarious.

@NoxaClimaxX Ай бұрын

How did Amy Schumer get famous when Nikki’s ten times funnier?

@johndinou2180 24 күн бұрын

She's related to Charles Schumer

@wilsonthaoshow 20 күн бұрын

Networking maybe? More of who you know. Not what you know.

@melsutubeification 17 күн бұрын

🎯🎯🎯🎯

@BFusey 16 күн бұрын

I think the real answer to that is pretty dark actually

@jbenrn 16 күн бұрын

Yes! Thiiissss!

@larrydeleau8538 19 күн бұрын

The great thing about Nikki is she can take a punch.and laugh..doesn't get spiteful or super sensitive or hurt..she can take the hits, and deal them right back at ya

@o0oStillWeRiseo0o 2 жыл бұрын

Robert Deniro is savage tho 😱

@apeshitclothing 2 жыл бұрын

🦍💎🙌🏾

@ferngully5324 19 күн бұрын

I give TOTAL props to the roasted on these shows. I would DIE if people pointed out the worst parts of my life and looks 😂😂

@supdawg2559 Жыл бұрын

Nikki and blake had fun after that roast

@heatherward5053 Жыл бұрын

Hearing Robert DeNiro say p**sy was unsettling… so weird. She destroyed Martha Stewart🤣🤣🤣

@yorickstrangefield2976 Жыл бұрын

Some of Martha Stewart's "smiles" look more like shooting daggers.

@mattway18 2 жыл бұрын

Okay, the list joke about Nikki from Ann Coulter was kinda funny. Everything Nikki said about Ann was hilarious.

@bennyb44875 Жыл бұрын

given the circumstances Ann did better than I thought she would

@mattway18 Жыл бұрын

@@bennyb44875 yeah the joke I pointed out was, at best, a chuckle.

@Misogynisticfeminist 24 күн бұрын

“Why I’m mistaken for Nikki Glaser,” was honestly fantastic.

@fredbobberts5753 Жыл бұрын

“Wake a wish foundation where they make sick kids meet you so dying doesn’t seem so bad.”

@bejaylagrone4084 6 күн бұрын

I seen her workout her roasting jokes at the Netflix is a Joke festival at The Laugh Factory, it had me in tears.

@superfingers801 2 жыл бұрын

Black guy made out of printer running out of ink🤣🤣🤣

@lionelyoung3437 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@gfcancio 2 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see a new roast of Alec Baldwin

@BigGov74 2 жыл бұрын

Shoot

@patrick111390 Жыл бұрын

Yeah. That guys a marksman

@EldocSabote Жыл бұрын

Would probably have some bang on jokes

@nickvin7447 Жыл бұрын

He wouldn't.

@rowelle Жыл бұрын

Do you think Comedy Central will pull the trigger and order another roast of Alec? I’d feel like he’s been through a lot and would first need to reload. But I think he should just bite the bullet and and take a shot at doing another one.

@kayulamwanamwenge7111 19 күн бұрын

6:01 David definitely got hit on the feels😂😂😂😂

@earlnation720 2 ай бұрын

She is seriously one of the best. Love her humor. And she obviously can take it as well.

@eltonron1558 2 ай бұрын

I've been stoic for months until finding this gem. Her hilarity with honesty, is comedy that I should have been a better fan of. I love laughing.

@TalonsOfFire Жыл бұрын

She's funny asf at these things.

@lvlik2l 12 күн бұрын

Ann Coultier was shaking in her boots!!

@farber2 Жыл бұрын

Ann Coulter, "Mein Cramp" it's a period piece.

@rileyxsko Жыл бұрын

I'm convinced Nikki and Blake hooked up.

@dannyteague5741 19 күн бұрын

If so, I'm sure Blake enjoyed it. I KNOW I WOULD.

@jameswarren423 Жыл бұрын

Beautiful talented funny and she knows how to dish it out! you’re awesome!👍🏼🤩❤️

@paulashelton8216 10 күн бұрын

Ann Coulter’s roast was a public evisceration.

@nickvin7447 Жыл бұрын

Nikki is just better, no way around it.

@darrenc5563 23 күн бұрын

That printer joke made to every party with a light skin brother present

@danieljerez9456 2 жыл бұрын

Love her

@MichaelLudden Жыл бұрын

Savage is an understatement

@robertshockey6750 Жыл бұрын

man what a savage I love her!

@Batmonthesequel Жыл бұрын

1:00 Alec Baldwin like “ooh that’s gotta hurt” Yeah not as much as that bullet

@kennethcolby6960 13 күн бұрын

I'm in love with this chick lol

@daddywalker6133 4 күн бұрын

Nikki roasts hits harder lol

@ceejaycuevas6652 Жыл бұрын

Everyone kills Ann hahahah

@de4994 2 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious haha

@chrisstandeford2699 16 күн бұрын

martha stewarts eybrow raise had me dying😂

@adalovelace521 2 жыл бұрын

love her burns

@gemini6999 Жыл бұрын

Nikki is great. This is the only place where the spirit of Don Rickles lives on.

@teizhanmcfall938 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a huge fan of the Roast

@georgeclyde7904 Жыл бұрын

I lover her so much!!😂😂😂😂😂

@hawkiepants9 Жыл бұрын

She is hilarious!

@syifams 16 күн бұрын

That hilaria name joke ages so well 😂

@jeniberri 2 ай бұрын

Love her, she's great.

@KingPangalang Жыл бұрын

That was epic

@melsutubeification 17 күн бұрын

I ❤ HER! 😂

@tygrkhat4087 7 ай бұрын

I forgot how savage these roasts could be.

@carrolllaw 2 жыл бұрын

I love that girl!

@piscea0229 3 ай бұрын

#1 in roasting!!!

@perrys1723 2 жыл бұрын

12 if you count Mein Kampf 🤣

@mommyharris1111 Жыл бұрын

Martha Stewart is my f’ing hero. I think she’s hilarious and very talented. She’s way better now that she got locked up.

@alecbona4549 7 ай бұрын

100% agree.

@jessbelen Жыл бұрын

The Hilaria joke is funnier now

@apeshitclothing 2 жыл бұрын

6:07 he died on the inside

@duncanidaho649 2 жыл бұрын

@murphy REPORTED

@bjarnerost2002 Жыл бұрын

I need more roasts. Plssssss

@interstellaroverdrive3658 16 күн бұрын

This chick is SAVAGE!

@EattingFungi 20 күн бұрын

You Go NIKKI🎉

@andrewgrove1691 Жыл бұрын

I ❤ her

@32516104 17 күн бұрын

Anyone here after seeing her awesome set on the roast of Tom Brady ?

@PriestApostate Жыл бұрын

It was a long time coming, that slaying of Coulter!

@mikebranch7928 Жыл бұрын

that was hilarious

@startervisions 2 жыл бұрын

*"Trailer Swift"*

@duncanidaho649 2 жыл бұрын

@murphy REPORTED

@kevenquinlan 16 күн бұрын

Aww, saw Nikki's 'Bangin' on Netflix a few years back- she's So funny, and Banging! Whata hottie

@nobodyspecial8380 21 күн бұрын

When did Deniro become the guy from the movie “Up”?

@hortonsstuff6948 Жыл бұрын

women are ruthless roasters

@setwoulemski Жыл бұрын

Everyone saying she is not funny but she killed

@26bisket Жыл бұрын

She’s not

@simplylethul 11 ай бұрын

@@26bisketshe's fcking hilarious.

@matthewbeatman4438 8 күн бұрын

Nikki Glaser is vicious 😂😂😂

@C.C._TJ_Jason 22 күн бұрын

“Fuhrer ado”😅

@sean5644 Жыл бұрын

I love how they just casually let a murderer on stage

@sejtan212 Жыл бұрын

Who?

@dg-qn5mi Жыл бұрын

@@sejtan212 ALEC BALDWIN

@jimhasselle4386 Жыл бұрын

Ummm... this was long before Alec shot anyone.

@australorp6367 Жыл бұрын

Sean, you are a dufus.

@brothertim1322 Жыл бұрын

@@sejtan212 Caitlyn Jenner

@Damianmarleyfan 3 күн бұрын

I like her alot as a person. So pretty, too!

@SinskariBoi10389 20 күн бұрын

Roasts are amazing. Everyone should get roasted once ✌🏻✌🏻

@martinbuhrer3893 Жыл бұрын

Wow, Blake Griffin got mad comedic game!

@juleec25 14 күн бұрын

Nikki is so talented!

@Bikewreck 3 ай бұрын

She’s honestly really great when she’s not on a podcast

@roddyboethius1722 12 күн бұрын

And Theo Vonn is the opposite. Can't perform on stage but slays on podcasts

@81laurenjean 2 ай бұрын

Coulter is trembling big time.

@throbbn 22 күн бұрын

She was, almost felt bad for her.

@geort45 5 күн бұрын

I just noticed, yeah she was fkn shaking!

@hawksfan816 11 күн бұрын

Ane was shaking in Her boots Im still surprised that She did the Roast

@annathemaanderson4448 7 ай бұрын

Robert Dinero looking like Alf, AlFranken!

@nicholasloyal4039 4 ай бұрын

Her random tangents are like my daily intrusive thoughts

@TheKrazysexykool 2 жыл бұрын

Martha Stewart is my hero

@crisfield4364 Жыл бұрын

I hated Martha Stewart until she went to prison and started hanging out with Snoop Dogg.

@SuperMarkizas 5 ай бұрын

"Ilaria" :D Plain old Hillary