6:08 Best thing Nikolai has ever said.

"You are soft, like pampered western capitalist."

8:05 has always been my favorite max ammo quote

Lol 16:37 Nikolai: Damn I keep forgetting to update my Facebook page.

6:05 Greatest Quote in all of Zombies,makes me laugh everytime

10:15 best one XD

1:14 “You are like 3rd wife, always asking for more” 😂😂😂

"I like Dempsey because he is brave, like third wife. Someday he will die, but he will take many with him, like fourth wife...".

0:31 the most simple out of ammo line but its my favorite because its the last thing you'd expect from Nikolai and more from maybe Dempsey or even the marines from world at war

Nikolai Belinski is best of all characters.

If you can sit through all of this without even smiling then you my friend have a problem.....

To all people confused Dempsey killed american zombies at groom lake/griffin station

I didn't know Facebook dated all the way back in 1960's

"I used this weapon to kill a bear once....she was my first wife....."

8:55 Nikolai should be in the next life alert commercial xD

16:37 Nikolai has a Facebook. I'm sending hin a friend request. LOL

Dempsey....I like him because he is brave, like 3rd wife He is going to die one day and he'll take many with him, like 4th wife

3:39 i just got lucky 😂😂 that line just never gets old

my favorite one "I'm warning you! I'm flammable! haha"

i just love when you get a carpenter and he says "i am drunk big surprise hehe"

@KirbyComicsVids I've noticed that, too. Dempsey is about the only character that hasn't killed his own nationality of zombies. The only Americans that have killed their own nationality of zombies are JFK, McNamara, and Nixon.

8:04 IM SO HAPPY I CAN DO THE TREPAK!

"Figures,our bushido warrior left it undone. HUBOYISHABUGOBA!" XD

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! That is officially my favorite Nikolai quote.

did anyone else notice that there is no double tap in ascension but yet he mentions it in 7:12?

"I think the vodka improves my aim."

10:13 i remember laughing until my stomach hurt when i first heard this

If you don't dislike this video, you 3. Then, we won't disrespect you..........Such balance in nature.

Bluetoad Hears This At 8:04

14:44 is the best quote from him ever!!!

Ascension has the best quotes

Takeo doesn't respect Demsey and he swore that he will kill Richtofen one day. And Dempsey thinks Nikolai is dumb or something, I don't know. He respects him tho, but I don't think he likes him.

"Richtofen... I dunno why he likes me so much... Maybe he's trying for a free drink, heheh... I don't give free drinks." Nikolai makes me laugh XD

@Smreks1 so much vodka has blended all the maps to poor Nilolai

1:33 now he's just being mean

2:44 epic voice crack

I like Niko and Richtofen. Like when the say a quote with pauses in them.

8:05 hey hey hey!

wow theres alot more of these then I thought

So, Takeo DID have love affair with stuffed monkey. Look what they made!

Man i love Nikolai so much he makes me laugh all the time

Me At 10:48

im so happy icould do the tropak .....

2:45 my fav Nikolai quote

WE WANR MOON

once i got the crossbow and he said " bears dont fly but this will make me faster"WHAT?

"This is why I did not join Air Force" -Nikolai 1960s

I've fallen and I can't get up!

HUSHIEGUGABUGAGBYE! No more vodka for you, Takeo!

LMAO "Fuck you teddy bear!"

Dempsey. I like him because he's brave, like third wife. He is going to die one day, but he'll take many with him. Like fourth wife. XD

8:05 - another Nikolai dance!

@Wellies2k9 Yea they were, but then again, Group 935 was there, so they may be predominately German.

"hey cousin lets go bowling"

@toaseman go to your channel, click on settings and there should be something called *Channel Type* there you go

@Axel4432 It's part of the Martyoshka Doll easter egg

13:46-Beware comrades, I am armed and drunk. Now THAT is a serious warning :D

no dislikes... everyone likes nikolai

you fall before the mighty buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

6:16

they not part of zombie storyline

10:15 best part "bushipidabushpah!"

The celebrities don't kill american zombies in call of the dead(unless you're counting romero).

Kino der toten: ''I hate you Takeo'' Ascension at 09:01: '' Oh crap! I really need help, and i dont even care if it Takeo! >.

takeo disliked this,because he has vodka,not honor

14:21

beware comrades i am armed and drunk

I dont think throwing my gun at them will be as affective as ammo

0:31 "FUCK! Out of ammo!!!" Hahahaha nice

Richtofen And Nikolai Are Friends Dempsey And Takeo Are Friends Takeo And Richtofen Are Friends Nikolai And Dempsey Are Friends Done.

0:56

@JJleonkiller they took it out becuz a lot of people found the perk useless but then again, that other crowd wanted it back as the four original perks, and so treyarch put it back in call of the dead, another reason they took it out is because I think there would be too may perks to guard in ascension from monkeys and double tap was the most useless in their eyes, so they took it out, BTW any1 know if monkeys go after mule kick now that it's in every map? O.o

8:55 the best part

lol yeah those quotes are funny as hell, I'm like did they meant to put those quotes on or was it by accident, Richtofen also has a quote like that: How can I download this into my mp3 player?

every time i here a quote about his wives, i can only imagine how they look like...

u should say its from ascension so it doesnt confuse people

8:14 i love that quote, its soo funny lol

Sounds like heavy from TF2!

@mackers0071 GREEN donuts. He mentions it when you kill a horde with a Ray Gun.

After Origins Richtofen went crazy Nikolai went from smart to dumb because of his wives and his love of Vodka

fav character no zombies game is complete without the drunk swearing russian

Hehe he said I'm brave

Well, I don't play PC but the Xbox so there is no double tap at all and you could have mistaken it for stamina-up

4:11 You fall forth from the mighty *BURP* XDD

Was anyone else like JUST FUCKING COUGH

4:02 is one of my favs. for CC fun XD

you should thank me for give you something to do other runing away my favorite quote

6:57 😂😂😂😂😂

"Invade my space, I shot your face!!" great rime xD

"Death by green donuts."

8:57-9:00 nickolai needs life aleart

1 person pulled Nikolai's finger.

I'm warning you, I'm flammable...! Hehe, pull my finger

Hubiyeshikabuh!

takeo disliked this

10:37-10:40 most epic song ever XD

Man he/she forgot the russian doll one that goes like "My sister made these,she's a bitch"

@Blackops859 i dont have any restriction on time or size ;)

Story Quotes: 16:04

this gun is fucking amazing XD