JDCarGuy ahahahhahahahahahahhahah

best comment ever

JDCarGuy that's cuz this is in mexico

JDCarGuy are you dumb? they're moving but the motorcycle is moving fast...

---> The joke ---> You

matthew hooper it’s just simply how the brains is wired. 😂😂😂😂👍

Literally what I was thinking hahaha legendary I’d rip bongs and ride with this dude he’s straight

Cody The one and only honestly I’m pretty sure that all of us who rides like this have experienced and said that many times. 😂😂😂😂👍

Claude Baron for real it’s almost like the adrenaline takes over

Cody The one and only I had a couples of big crashes and tones of near ones, I tell this exactly as I see and feel it happen, in 2003 I had a Yamaha R1 2001 that I was riding like that but the bike was set-up for my taste, ohlins rear shock, steering damper and I really knew my bike but thought it lacks a bit of power when riding with friends who had either more powerful machines or they were weighing 1/2 my weight, ( 6’’2 and 280 pounds) isn’t exactly feather weigh especially when sitting on a R1 witch is a very small bike ,anyway I wanted to sell it for something more powerful, and anyone’s who knows about bikes knows that when your selling a used bike, all the extras you’ve put on the bike is kinda lost, because nobody’s want to pay for anything so instead of selling your bike full of options on it you’re better putting it back as original and sell the extras on the side because that you put an aftermarket pipe or shock or any, at the end of the sell your gonna have the same money for it so might as well take off the extra and sell theme on the side, so I was meting a guy who wants to buy at a dealership not to far from my home , and when going there I had the bright idea of popping a last wheely on this thing, it started fine but as it was going faster the bike start to wiggle between my legs like a spaghetti who’s to cook, and it was really dancing ( exactly forget that the bike wouldn’t handling itself the same passing from a olhins for the stock shock, and when I land the front wheel wasn’t exactly in the direction I was going and as soon as the front wheel touch down instant wobbled ( major one) so major infact that I didn’t have any memory of it it’s like a blink of eyes, : the font wheel touch down and next image I’m kinda in a sitting position legs strech as if I was riding a Harley, but my upper body still on my R1, from there everything is in EXTREME slow motion, I look in front of me I have my arms a bit strech as I would be holding the handlebar but the bike is straight and about 15 feet of me and pointing at me because I’m the one facing backward, and I noticed that I even distancing the bike meaning I’m going faster then the bike ( resulting of the catapult effects, kinda if a big giant would have throw me like a doll ) and everything was so in slow-moi that I even got the time to say out loud ‘’ WOW... that’s weird ‘’ and then my ass touch the grounds ( major extreme outchhhhhh) and the rumble dance started instantly as my ass touch the ground I was still acknowledging everything except I was blind ‘’ pitch black’’ but still ear and feel everything as I stopped doing Olympic figures my sight came back but I’m still sliding oups a bump and I start back Olympic stuff, eyesights gone again, anyway I broken my spines at 3 places and the sacrum in half, but all this was I very slow-mo, it’s kinda unbelievable I could swears I see every little details it was so slow, ( for the time I saw evidently) and it happend also when you have a very extreme close call, witch made me think that it’s very true that human use a very low capacity of the brains, because when we see it in slow mo like that it’s not slow mo , it’s just our brains that’s finally shows us what we could be capable off, if only we could control this to used it like that more often we could accomplish so many things.

Different breed.

Yeah I would of definitely slowed down and went the speed limit after that 🤣 he just turnt up even more

@@dreadsguns this guy is built DIFFERENT

@@shadyman3351 no doubt at all 🤣

Ngl I would do the same because it’s like damn that was close but you survived so you just chillin 😂

I see this comment under every motorcycle video

helmets not doing anything for this guy if he wrecks

@@WeDoBathroomsLLC fr fr

I laughed so hard i almost threw up reading this comment, and feel light i did 100 situps 🤣🤣😫🤣

This is the comment that I needed to see

Or maybe jus WTF

For sure. lol

Because there pussys

@@losangeles9271 almost happened lol, someone changed lanes and he let out a thank you Jesus scream

Your write he would probably kill himself going at high speeds

Jacobn57 best comment ever 😂😂

Damnit words cant explain how hard i laughed out loud reading that comment

Jacobn57 you are correct

when ever i see someone speeding i think, "ya shoulda left sooner" this bike solves that and then some

Jacobn57 lolol!!!

He's crazy

@@deborahprobst8994 Agree.That too.lol.

mad respect lol he hits into a family car everyones dead

@@arkane3168 no lol

@@mrzoov3661 yes he's going plus 100 on a 300kg bike

I just have a gsxr 750 and sometimes i'm in awe of that bike, when i get on it hard, that is.

It’s love

Mr. E Potato countries per second

@@lewisc1.1 continents per second

A Ricers E46 centuries a second, that fucker transcends time itself.

@@everydaymaverick2166 😂😂

Or if your lucky child protective services

@@dylanvergers2328 r1😍😍😍😍 Do u ride it?

@@dylanvergers2328 no need to lie.

@@dylanvergers2328 Lie's

Dylan Vergers2 impossibleeee

@@cameronmchugh4153 its prob true

With a bike running that fast, you could probably feel the vibrations from its engine as it passed

Happened to me a few years back, couldn't hear anything then the loudest screaming as it passed me and scared the crap out of me, all I seen was an orange blur lol.

lol

it would seem like the bike's going the wrong direction, because it's going so fast that it would sound like its going in the opposite direction when it passes.

What a genius huh?

So true

True Irony For the most part he only rides like this on test rides, and I think he has the skill for it and knows the risk he's taking.

Most people drive like shit traffic is pretty light and he could out down to about 50 when he gets near exits and stuff. He's being as safe as he can while breaking countless laws but he's skilled. You can't account for everything a person is going to do so it's only a matter of time and luck until you catch a car. Get your fix then chill before you really fuck yourself up in life. I always liked going fast but got my fix in competitive motor cross not in highways for the most part but sometimes you just gotta fucking fly

True Irony Go find someone who cares pussy

That damn Honda 😎

@@mystummyhurt2115 skill is completely irrelevant on the road... take it to the track... any real skilled rider will tell you that. And just an fyi usually the person calling someone a pussy on the internet is a pussy..........................

That dont make sense

Nahte - hes trying to say its literally that fast.

Nahte - yes it does

@@nahte-7270 you're a lot of fun😐

Joogz literally

Haha I dig

🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂

😂

He bring back to dealership & tells salesman...Yeah, id prefer one right outta the crate tho, if possible. Never know how some of these knuckleheads treat these on test drives....I wanna make sure mine is broke-in properly!!

I don't applaud stupidity

@@jonathanmolina3529 get off the internet

@@Ryanbarbery are you identified with my "stupidity" comment?

@@jonathanmolina3529 You’re the type of person to get mad when you’re referred to as a “he” or “she”.

@@Ryanbarbery Your comment makes no sense at all. It just looks like a little kid futile attempt to come back at me because you don't know what else to say but can't keep quiet. If you don't have any good comebacks, next time don't start an argument you can't finish

Just The Tip Moto Vlogs HAHAHA DEAD 😂😂😂

Just The Tip Moto Vlogs took the w today on the interweb today.

Dave Hartnett 🙈😂 thanks haha

Just The Tip Moto Vlogs no problem. The struggle is real. I wish work was over with that fast.

Dave Hartnett you and me both bud

bike ki ride hoti hai, car ki drive

Lol

lol

Just a small speed difference 😂

And run right into a building screaming allah akbar

Marc G killer comment

funfact: they designed the h2 by the looks of a actual jet.

"Up next, Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins. Your listening to 99.9 KISW, The Rock."

st pete airport is close to the howard franklin bridge

You’re welcome for 1k likes

haha i was counter steering my phone.

ESR three I'm on my tablet and k leaned my shit like crazy when that car merged into him 😂😂

i was !

Lifeofsins you weren't alone bro

I FEEL IT

🤣🤣

😭😭😭 for reals!

Would need to go faster than space station.

Lol

nope. It's me (entering the weekend) on my way home from work on Fridays. Or it's me leaving the city the second after my girlfriend told me she's pregnant

Imagine doing the cannonball on a bike solo.

ricko111 very true at least once in a while

They aren’t gonna do anything about it. License plate has left the chat

Reminds me of the time I was just cruising at 105 on my zx9r when I saw red lights behind me as I passed an on-ramp. Didn’t touch anywhere below 135 the rest of the way home 😂

I haven’t rode in over a year and i miss that feeling! New bike coming soon

ricko111 I wonder if you’ll be thinking “I don’t care what happens” as your flying through the air at 100mph about to be shredded to piecesz

Pink mist

There's at least one video out there of the aftermath of a 150 mph crash into a guardrail and the guy's limbs and head popped off like an action figure. As a rider I'm glad I saw the reality of where my stupidity, or even just bad luck can get me. It's terrifying and humbling.

@Bender Rodriguez Kill all humans

Explode and then land on the international space station

@@alexanderwoolverton2813 wow, just watched that. closer to 180mph I think? That's 300kmph. in any case, I'll be safely riding my 50cc :p

I had a zx6r for years and finally rode my friends 1000 and literally sold my bike a week later and now I have a 2015 z1000 with full yoshi carbon pipes, a power commander, a k&n air filter and a quick shifter I fucking love the street fighter but I do miss the full fairing bikes so I plan on getting a zx10r in a year! I already started putting moneyz in the savings account just cant spend any more of it on the z1000 lol

Bro my heart dropped so fucken quickly I flinched.....and I'm behind a computer.

Fuck!

Yeah same here. I hope that was just a clueless driver or just never saw him coming. People who swerve at or try to block motorcycles don’t understand they can kill you that fast.

@@mindspinn311 going that fast it would be his fault not the car...

Alex LaJeunesse dude it’s impossible to see him 😂

Say it again

Solely Gawa what?

This comment never gets old...... Just kidding

@@-JohnSmith- shit prehistoric,worn out like a track tire

@@caidynsorrensen7615 say the joke again,maybe 100 more times

He's going so fast All the other cars look like they going back in Time

FZOHSEVEN 😅 damn

Hell I get pulled over doing 60 in a 60 then they always write it for 75 in a 60 lousy bastards.

Fuck that I got charge for going 60 in a 25 at the sand dunes and now my license is on probation

Tweaker Squad ik the rangers are dicks there

when you're going as fast as this guy, they can't pull you over lol

Lol

@@yakuzalucax you got this shit on yo recommended like a year ago too? 😂

@@xshqrkz4994 Nope, I searched it.

@@yakuzalucax says same bruh I needed to relive my childhood dream motorcycle 😂😂

lmao

Hahahhhh 🤣🤣

so has the mortician

robert1969 is that what the funeral home manager is called?

@@infamoushd8389 He makes the funeral arrangements.

@ band camp?

My Pee Wee 80 is still fun @ 35 mph ✌🏾

Prometheus once I got my bicycle up to 25 mph... that was fast enough for me

Simson s50n 80 m/h

My 29cc dirt bike hits 11mph✌🏻

Sometimes pinned.

@@snakepliskin1185 I own one, not even close to being pinned.

@@rexcameron414 Looked like he got there at about 5:00.

I'm just happy nobody died

Damn brother you are srt8 rollin

right he got blessed

"aargh"

thats the kinda shit id dodge in houston every few miles lol. any of yall ever see random cagers just stop right the fuck in the middle of a highway just because they cant handle missing their exit? that shit is the worst. cruisin along and next thing you know the lane your in is stackin up cars and brakes are squealin and your headed right into it. that was an atleast a twice a day occurrence.

next time he dont have that luck xd

Yoesh RA Trooth the brakes aren't squealing that is the supercharger that wishtle sound

Is u capping?

@@wyatthudock Nope🤣

@Ken Harushima He's going faster than time it self

He's already in Mexico so don't worry

@@chrisdubois36 da fuck does that mean?

@@averageheightwizard4798 well he can't be speeding like that in the US because that would be illegal, so I would have to be Mexico 😉

@@chrisdubois36 oh yeah He would get a ticked and couldn't afford the H2 anymore

Caleb Whitted thered be nothing to see just sound 😂😂

Christopher Ceballos No then there’d not be anything since he travelled faster than the speed of sound

wide dog well then there’d be a sonic boom

A grey and green blurr

Just zooooooommm

Sir, he passed me in Georgia 10 minutes ago, should be arriving in Louisiana in another 5

@@bearymos4805 *Takes detour to Kentucky*

if only you could run at those speeds for 2 hours or more

@@kj908studio bank robbery on foot😤

@@nbstrey8525 Sorry I must have been super high when I made that comment. What I meant to say is if only that motorcycle could go top speed for 2 hours

That way you dont die before you do everything else!

Somebody needs to repeat maths class

@@twingoliebhaber1873 don't know why ur comment has only 2 likes

Strange. The more we get close to our deaths the more we feel alive

@@twingoliebhaber1873 explain

@@rocketman9838 a 100% would mean he would be dead after that video.. yet he is still alive ^^

HEART BREAKER why did you come back 2 months later to comment that?

HEART BREAKER same, I keep watching it over time

"Wait.. I'm in Florida? ...Is 3 states an hour fast?"

Idk officer the speedo blurs after 180 so maybe 200 or so? How about you?

“Dis many”

Buddy broke the speed of light

He'll never die, I'm about 75% sure he's immortal

Riley Macisaac lmao

F l u x he's cheated death so many times

Tomislav Zz lol

AachenCity u should too.

actually it would take exactly 2.688172043010753 hours, yes i calculated..

That still leaves time for gas stops and stretching. lol

Zahab Jutt doing what 180mph

Zahab Jutt in four hours it’s a reasonable 125 mph average speed(140 if you want a bathroom break)

TheSaltyPanda11 welk... you did honer your name, you a salty panda. The sarcasme just flew over your head

@Bunnyshooter 223 everyone gangsta until Kawasaki studies alien design and makes a ninja h4

The Kleb Only way to go. Safety first.

The Kleb fun part... he’s not joking

Hey it's you am a subscriber

X20

Heyy jimmayyyy

By myself, like this. Shit happens 🤣

cheah! I would have payed to see your reaction to this lol.

bakerXderek 👌👌👌

bakerXderek Cheah!!!

bakerXderek cheaaaaaaah

CHEAHHUGHH

👍👍👍

And im proud to be one of them. Mad driving man!

Dankwheelie Dankie was an H2 rider. Rode his bike so god damn fast. Never did win the checkered flag But he never did come in last

*riding not driving. You ride a motorcycle you drive a car.

wallenz sorry because english isnt my first language, i write what sounds better to me, but thank you for correcting me

No problem, even native speakers sometimes make that mistake Woozy, it's all good bro and your english it's fine. : )

Thing is mate i have 4 herniated discs and severe nerve damage which changed my life completely from an accident with someone with no insurance it turned out to be a 5 year court battle to get anywhere and completely ruined my life.. Now the porsche driver has many spinal injuries and other injuries that have not come out yet..Not once has yammie noob apologised to the guy or anything..Also Yammie was driving with minimum insurance and a suspended licence..This could mean that the porsche driver might have to pay for the damage to the car and himself out of his own pocket..Not many people even realize that yet. Once his insurance company see his video of him flying and all the information out there it will get used as evidence against him..That boulder he hit not so long ago even that will be used against him in court..They dig everything you ever did up to discredit you. If i was him i would be keeping my head down and trying to sort my head out and see how it can be resolved.

Muhaa Haloa it happen in Texas, so the person at faults Insurance has to pay for it FYI

Laws might be different in your country but there is nothing stopping the guy taking him to court,Insurance companies will do anything to get out of paying for injuries..Same applies to the uk but it still does not stop them paying out..I've fought them tooth and nail mate myself..I know how dodgy and how the insurance companies work..The guy from the porsche will have to start legal proceedings..And its on him to prove everything especially as this yammie noob was speeding and on the wrong side of the road. He only had minimum insurance also so that will come into play check out how the guy is doing from the porsche he is well out of pocket for everything..I can't see your country's insurance policeys working much different from ours unless im missing something but they're all bent and corrupt Check it out even in texas.. www.google.co.uk/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=VmgjWdz2GvDW8ge1hIr4Bg#q=texas+insurance+won't+pay+out

It's a law that if he's in fault his company has to pay for everything that he broke, that's why it's a minimal, so it won't cover him at all but it will cover the Porsche, I just got into a wreck and about a year later everything is settled.

Damnnn

AtonAnton You should see Dank's other videos

Id have a massive erection, but thats just me...

i see him coming and it put a fucking smile on my face

Except that you wouldn't see him coming in your mirrors at 170 mph with that traffic. It'd be too late.

that's just it. you dont see shit. you just hear a slight "yyyooooouuuuuuRRRRRREEEE GGAAAyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......." coming from the bike because the bike is mean and likes to insult others bc of their lack of speed :( #StopH2Bullying2017

Aidan Vorbeck agreed

stay frosty out there

austin powell preciate your services dude!

John Johnson lol never killed any one bud. You can't take you hatefully comments else where though bud. Hope you enjoyed waking up in freedom today. Your welcome, per the United States military.

John Johnson can*

It’s because it is😂😂😂

Gladki007 I definitely understand the risks and limit them to rare occasions such as this. Thanks for the feedback ✌️

Gladki007 totally agree. Awesome video that I was totally enthralled with, but please be careful out there brother 👍

you think that's bad fuck watch 6:44 He's probably less than 5 inches away from that dude's mirror!

As a racer I also agree. Pushing it all the time you are gonna wreck, it's always a matter of time. On the track you don't have cars and obstacles like on the hwy. isle of Mann is the only place to ride like that. You don't want to kill innocent people

You shouldn't tell people how to live their lives.

Labasas Labasas weak knees?

Arms are heavy?

vomit on his sweater already?

Mom's spaghetti.

LMAO, GOT EMMMM!!!

steenf0rce Welcome to the US. We're overflowing with terrible drivers.

MR. MEGA stfu u stupid bitch hahahaha

Burm Gumball Same dude, from where do you come from?

It’s weird in America as well

I take a major highway to work where the average speed limit is 85 mph and it makes me absolutely infuriated when people go slow in the left lane an don't move over for you. Even tailgating them they remain unfazed. As i pass them I usually look in to see an older asian lady or some fucktard texting and driving.

If everyone had this, the world polulation would greatly decrease

Frf

@@skiney no it wouldn’t not if ur smart but if ur dumb yeah

@@exl3712 Bruh u dumb? If everyone had a bike with over 200hp alot of people would die and that's common sense... Especially considering majority of the population ain't that familiar with bikes..

the interstate would look like a graveyard

Dalton Sawyer holy shit. Will you be able to walk again?

Юрий Ковалёв hell yes. and I'll ride another day as well. makes you appreciate everything more (:

Dalton Sawyer i got into an accident almost a year ago going 65. some guy cut me off and slammed on his brakes. i flipped the bike flipped but luckily i walked away with road rash and i wasnt able to walk right for a week. getting another bike tommorow. hope you get to ride again soon!

Anthony Polito thanks so much. you ride safe also!!

Dalton Sawyer will do. its kinda hard in nj

Christian Page did he really

Nick Drayton sarcasm

Christian Page GTA 5 shit 😂😂😂

truechampion718 stg 😂😂

It's next to impossible to outrun a police helicopter. They fly in a straight direction with advanced cameras, thermal detection and use radio.

For real, it’s all fun and games going 150 until you hit another car, only takes once

@Nathaniel McGuire pussy

@Greg Lioce you’ve clearly never seen an aftermath of a motorcycle hitting a car at a high speed, quit trying to be so edgy little pussy boy

@Greg Lioce let's see a 500 pound bike doing 160mph slamming into a car doing 70mph. Basic knowledge of momentum should give u the answer. Both people are dying it's that simple.

@Joker ikr

McLarenHonda police helicopters cannot go 200 mph military helicopters can but they would have no need to calling military on him there are much worse ppl out there.

nono lol imagine the news people trying to chase him

So true they won’t even try

Caleb's Vlog's imagine a helicopter trying to catch up to a (Stock) h2r going at rev limit of 325 mph

Marco Stuff and things yeah no way

Neon Oh DUDE SOOO TRUE 😂 legit

you have a great taste in music ;)

@@nocklasbalten2802 what does that mean?

@@AsiaMinor12 I'm guessing it's the original dudes profile pic probably album art

Daddy cool 😈

Matbee you have no idea my friend lol he be riding around cars using the opposite lane, he's had more close ones than i can count, and he's taken the h2 to 210 mph

BrianShaggy074 the h2 or the h2r???

ariel kelley the h2 just look around i forgot the name of the video but it's vs a s1000rr

BrianShaggy074 I mean 210 is pushing for a h2 if it were an r id understand h2s can top at about 245 max and that's if you know what you're doing and have some advantages on the road including form and space but that's impressive being 210 surrounded by cars your friend has surely got a death wish on his hands

ariel kelley h2s max is 215 the h2r which is the fastest bike in the world can top at 248/400kph