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How was the wizard not higher?! He literally gives you drugs at the beginning of the game

Caroline's TWO HEART scene is her giving you tea that definetly either has hallucinogenics or weed. You only had to make it to TWO HEARTS before she invites you to get high with her. Caroline doesn't need to be asked- she just gives it to you.

Harvey would liberally prescribe drugs not because he's crooked but because he's spineless and gullible. Pam would show up in his clinic like "Oi I need tramadol for me trouble pissing" and he would just do it no questions asked.

*Jodi does not grow weed, Jodi is popping pills like a 1950s house wife. I said what I said!*

I'm sorry, but whoever has Elliot in the top five has clearly never met an actual writer before because they're always just disappointingly sensible.

robin is def one of those moms who's like "yeah i'll get a little weed for you, just do it in the house and stay safe"

wizard should be top 3, he literally drugs you so hard at the start of the game you can understand a language not even spoken by your species.

PSA: guys, don’t flush drugs. It’s really awkward to remove it from the water systems

Shane would infodump about chickens for 5 hours straight while high off his ass and I love him

I mean, we've SEEN Emily's hallucinations. We've gotten the contact high through the power of dance. She's absolutely gonna hook you up. Only that, though, because I feel like if you just asked Krobus for a sandwich you'd be tripping for a week.

I disagree with the logic for Jodi but I can buy the placement. Jodi is a small town housewife who is dissatisfied with her life. She is 100% the type of woman who has a fully stocked medicine cabinet. You don't go to Jodi for weed. You go to Jodi for Vicodin.

Me sell drugs, poke?

The list is not about the most likely to sell, but about how comfortable the farmer would be to ask

Caroline serves you HALLUCINOGENIC tea! She and the Wizard are the only 2 who give you drugs in the game. That have to be top 5 at least.

Caroline being so low is bs, she literally shows you her room where she grows "tea"

Now I want Nino to re make this list to match better😂

The wizard is Evelyn’s dealer, he sneaks her the real crazy cant-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet type shit.

Not sure Leah would be high while making wood carvings. Speaking as a woodworker, chisels are damn sharp on every side. I would hope she's more responsible. Even I'll only do max one or two beers while handling knives and chisels.

The fact Emily wasn’t at least in the top 3 is absolutely bewildering literally half of the cutscenes with her she’s on a trip you cannot look at this woman and tell me that she’s lower than Elliot

I’m gonna watch this before it gets taken down 💀

penny hates even alcohol, and has huge baggage abt substance abuse, if you met her and asked her for heroin she would be literally so uncomfortable and probably start avoiding u. well done

The author of that article just wrote a fanfic. There's so much random made-up lore explaining why these characters do or don't have drugs.

jodi? holding? nah fam, jodi's the wine mom. jodi, after a long day of dealing with vincent and hearing sam bang on his drums all day while kent is having a war flashback, pours herself the biggest glass or red wine you've seen, lights a cigarette and just let's it all out. y'know, classic suburban america.

I think that Harvey is more likely to give you weird herbal treatments before he over-prescribes opiates. He may be desperate for patients, but that man has seen some ish, and I know that he's careful

Linus should absolutely be in the top 5. Even if he's not holding himself, the guy would know about every herb and mushroom in the valley you can get high off of AND he'd be totally cool about it

Ahh yes a typical sunday video who you are most likely to ask for drugs from in stardew.

now all we need is a part two with Nino being the one in charge of the list

pierre 100% sells drugs but i feel like he doesnt do drugs and he definitely gets angry at abby for stealing the drugs he could be making money on

Obviously, Caroline and Sebastian should be in the top 3. Caroline has the tea room, which just requires two hearts, and I don’t think that it would be a challenge to get Sebastian to smoke anything with you, I mean, he and Sam are smoking something by the river.

Getting zooted with grandpa's ghost

My personal ranking 1.) Emily - shrooms 2.) Seb and Sam - weed 3.) wizard - idk something weird 4.) Abigail 5.) Haley

The hat mouse was the most accurate take of the whole list

You cant tell me that the travelling merchant isnt selling anything. Its litualy said that his goods are smuggled

Is it just me or did they COMPLETELY forgot Emily's "friend" who runs the desert shop lol

"Oh look Nino posted! " ... "Rating started valley characters when asking for drugs" ... " W H A T 💀" I seriously hope this doesn't get taken down🤣

Why is Caroline #32? She gets high on "tea"

Never thought id see a video of a catboy rating Stardew characters based on how and if they would give you drugs. And im so glad i have (Love ya Nino

Ohh, I've read this article when I saw it on Twitter. It's a gem. And Hard Drive is basically gamer's Onion, so many things they write are honestly so funny. Also, I completely agree with the placements in this article as it doesn't rate people on how likely they would be to hold Any drug possible, but how likely the writer would be to approach, even if they don't hold/won't share. For example, he would rather explain to Leo what hallucinogenics are than ask Pam, because Leo would probably introduce him to some funny island mushrooms while not knowing any better, yet whatever Pam is taking would knock him out cold as they are in completely different weight groups drug-wise. And even if Penny is 100% holding stashes of poppy, she would never share, and also you wouldn't think to approach a bookworm sweet girl over pretty much anyone else. So, there is sound reasoning to every entry, though my first choice would certainly still be Harvey, lol

I can imagine Kent fishing on a sunny day with a nice couple j’s rolled, having the most relaxing time of his life

Having lived in small town areas and visiting trailer parks to see friends, I mean I can agree with some things and disagree with others. The opioid crisis was no joke.

I thought sam should be higher since theres no way that he can only do things over and over and over and over again without getting high in the middle of it

If Emily isn’t #1 I’m gonna scream lol

if i was gonna get high with anyone in this it'd be the hat mouse. you KNOW hes got some fucked up stories of his past.

I remember showing up late and being like, “I don’t know what’s going on, but I’ll pretend like I do.”

Here's my take (top 3): I think Linus would absolutely have some good stuff, and would be very generous with it if he knew you were a true friend. He probably accidentally invented wild bait while experimenting with different materials. He wrapped some dead bugs in some leaves and lit it up, but after it was found to be too gross to inhale, he threw it in the lake. He didn't like it, but the fish went NUTS over it, and *boom*, wild bait was born. He'd be third on my list, because you have to put in some work to get up to that point. Caroline definitely puts something in her tea (you'd have to be high to stay married to Pierre), but nothing has managed to make her reach the same heights as when she was with the wizard. And yes, I mean that in more ways than one. She takes my number two spot, since she'd probably easily share with you because having a fellow "tea-lover" sounds very refreshing to her. And yes, Harvey has a readily available stash, probably some that are his own invention, and he'll try to sell you as much as he can. He's gotta make that money somehow, and everyone in town is too healthy to need his services that often. He would never wish for someone to get horribly sick or injured, but he went through med school for a reason. He wishes he could make an honest living, but he's been forced to put his knowledge to more nefarious uses. He's definitely number one, just bring your wallet. Honorable mention goes to Sebastian. We all know Seb tokes up, that's a no-brainer. But he tries to hide it from everyone, either because he doesn't think they'll be cool with it, or he thinks they'll tell his stepdad, who would probably have no reservations about beating someone he doesn't even acknowledge as his family. And that's what keeps him from being higher on the list: he's too hesitant to share.

travelling cart lady would be my first port of call for sure👀

as a writer, of course elliot is that high on the list! (most of the writers i know don't do coke tho, weed and alcohol at the most)

Nightmare blunt rotation: Shane, Kent, Clint

4:45 There’s actually a type of poppy called an opium poppy, which is actually a drug so you aren’t far off

Nah, I can totally see Vincent as the runner. He delivers and probably does not know what he is delivering, but he delivers.

as someone who married alex you wouldn’t be ruining anything. ☠️ i think his man cave would have a fun time with the good stuff every sunday.

* Jodie definitely deserves to be up there *. She hates her life and her past, she's smoking that pain away. She probably use some proverb to excuse it and started out after looking for home remedies for her husband

6:35 no, Pam is more of the alcoholic type, not drugs.

The question was not 'Who gets high'. Everyone but Penny and the Children do or did. The question was, 'But who would you ask to get you some?'. And in that case, half & half. That certainly is no tea she is growing. And who knows what other kinds of rocks and CRYSTALS are consumed in that household.

Linus should definitely be closer to the top. This dude will not sell, but *give* you the most insane shit you've ever taken.

I agree with all of your takes except 2. My family is a military family (my husband's is Christian), Kent definitely has a supply hidden under the corn bait in his tacklebox. "Going fishing" is a euphemism for "sitting on a boat stoned out of my mind." It's similar to "going on a walk with the cool aunt" on holidays with the family. Also had 2 boyfriends in a band, two different bands, and my dad was in a few different bands in his 20s as well. The guitarist is either straightedge and the drummer is the dealer, or the guitarist is a hard hard addict and the basest is straightedge lmao. The band always breaks up because of drugs. Your take on Jodi and Caroline is absolutely true.

Caroline should be way higher, she literally gives you tea that induces visions. Much like the Wizard.

SEBBY, WE NEED TO COOK

crying ab the nightmare blunt rotation 😭😭

TBF i did the math for Leo and he would consider himself to be in his 20's based on the amount of Golden Walnuts he has eaten

my list puts emily at the top, followed by seb, sam and abigail, (she’d be more hesitant bc i feel like she’d be worried about you) then pam (only because she’d be like “you don’t wanna end up like me kid” same with shane tbh) and puts evelyn lewis and demitrius at the bottom. if demitrius wasn’t a scientist he’d be a cop, and i’d never be able to handle evelyn’s disappointment. also haley (loml) is around 6ish because she’d only have weed and vapes, but she’d give them out like candy.

hmmmm. interesting article but it runs into the CLASSIC listacle problem of the orders of the characters making no sense. half-way down the list and we’re STILL nay-saying these guys having any relationships with drugs. also Jodi is absolutely a painkillers type. small-town religious types are just like that. it’d suit Kent too. idk where the writer pulled ‘weed’ from for them. abigail WANTS to be the drugs type but i doubt she actually has accomplished much. the type of gal who really really REALLY wants to try something hallucinogenic but is too shy to actually seek anyone out for it.

I remember this stream and it was chaos!! ( ps love the content) :D

Man, no one understands what Marlon does!! You’re paying him to retrieve your stuff from where you lost it!

You do, however, have to consider that the list was on how *comfortable* this person would be asking each npc for drugs.

In all seriousness, Sebastian and Abigail probably smoke weed.

I feel like you need to make your own list, I'm very curious about your rankings

Haley is the kind of girl who says "omg I've never smoked what's it like??" Every time someone asks her if she's done it before, so she always gets her "first sample" free - every time

ok hear me out i see jodi as conservative mom and kent as liberal dad and i feel like kent is a smoker for sure he smokes three ciggies a day 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ sam definitely steals his cigarettes and beer when he has any

I should've watched this live 😭

It feels illegal to be this early- (love ur vids nino)

People have too much time on their hands

I have the same pink color set for the Google theme on my Google as you do. I randomly noticed that.

I would trust Sebastian, Emily, Robin and Abigail the most (partially because I don't think they would make you pay). I think Sebastian would be really cool, and would be so chill and into what he's talking about, that I wouldn't have the chance to be anxious. I don't care what Robin says in game, she has smoked with Sebastian in my headcanon. Probably because I have smoked with my mom, but I just know in my heart that they smoke. And she would NEVER make you pay. Abigail obviously smokes and she would be the kind of person that would do everything for you and also never make you pay. She just wants to vibe and get high with someone. Emily I would trust the most. If you are new, she would be the perfect babysitter. She probably has a special interests in dr*gs and knows everything about them. She knows the kinds, the highs, how much to take, she would make sure that everything goes smoothly, even if not good. When you would smoke with Emily, it would be the most intimate one on one human experience that you could ever hope for. You would sit there for hours talking about anything and everything, seeing life from a new more open and comforting level. But nothing beats when they all have a smoke session together. Emily provides, Robin and Abigail prep packing bowls and rolling joints, as you Sebastian and Emily chat about the strains you like and why. Robin Abigail and Sebastian chat, Abigail and Robin dominating the conversation, while Emily either lays on the ground on Sebastians rug, or sways around the room. This is my headcanon

Emily has to be number one in terms of who you can safely ask for drugs and reliably get them. She doesn't even try to hide what she's up to.

Genuinely think Sam is too much of a square to try anything Sebastian and Abigail get up to. They don't pressure him but do privately think he's a dork.

Lewis is the same guy that yelled at Sam for skate boarding in the streets...he would not give you drugs

you say it makes no sense for a god fearing military housewife to be high up on the list, but actually it does make sense because how else is she suppose to make it though being a military housewife without getting assault charges?

Nino really is something else. I respect 🤧

Id feel safe asking Nino for drugs

Jodi hates her life and tells you so every chance she gets, she's 100% high on something to get through her shit

Me a yoba fearing player wheezing the entire time 😂

Yay I get to watch the video after it just came out

So glad I watched this before it's getting taken down

robin is definitely the “you can drink or get high, but do it in the house where i know you’re safe” kind of mom

Abigail gives me those vibes… but not actual dr*gs but like healing crystals

I love ur videos

18:52 That's a SPOUSE room not his actual room.

Emily, Caroline, and Seb shouldve been top three imo. Seb canon smokes weed, Em is trippin in most of her cut scenes, and Caroline gives you her psychedelic ass tea at two hearts.

Disagreed with this list as soon as I saw Caroline’s place. My Girl canonically gives us hallucinogens.

ok where would Morris fit into this list? I feel like hes the kind of dude that will instinctually call in a cup test on all employees after asking him for some zaza.

Yeah Sam definitely doesn't seem like the type to smoke, especially because being around a strict, Yoba-adhering mother, in a military household, working with Shane whom he sees at Jojamart destroying his life slowly being an alcoholic, and Seb being high because nobody gives him any attention in his household and Demetrius is a bad stepfather :( P.S. If Grandpa and Evelyn really were the hippy couple... and George didn't do it with Evelyn... then I am sorry, but I don't think its a good idea to date Alex 💀

Jas says you smell like grass. Just saying that they never say what grass it is...

14:03 Holy shit I said "Shane would be in a nightmare blunt rotation" with my friend oh my God

thank god someone is making stardew articles about the important things.

George would be the absolute LAST person I would ask for drugs.

Remember Kids: If a stranger offers you drugs; say 'Thank you.' - drugs are expensive.

Ngl; id feel way uncomfortable asking Alex for drugs; he had some bad trauma about alcohol abuse with his dad so I’d think he’d be straight edge with it all; (though honestly Alex still has beer in his like list; but it strikes to me as weird)

Now this is content ❤️