A CURSED Stardew Valley Villager Ranking

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I decided to make the most cursed stardew villager ranking possible. Placing ever single Stardew Villager along a breedability/submissive chart. I'm sorry.
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@Touchablepenguin Жыл бұрын

“Pierre is kinda gross. No one likes Pierre.” CORRECT

@DreamerJoy Жыл бұрын

I like him, he's my trash fave

@v0iddoesgacha Жыл бұрын

My partner seeing his portrait for the first time: Aww he’s so prettyyyy, can I date him?-

@Bushwhack-lmao_xD 10 ай бұрын

i like him :/

@deftd0ll99 7 ай бұрын

so real

@lake_siren6206 Жыл бұрын

Krobus is just the best asexual representation ever ngl

@cometeater Жыл бұрын

Aro*

@pixystixwhore Жыл бұрын

@@cometeater technically both aro and ace. edit: actually nah, youre right. i dont believe hes ace, let me fuck the funky shadow man

@Delthefunkyhomosapienscousin Жыл бұрын

@@cometeater aroace

@f4rgetf4l36 Жыл бұрын

honestly i think some people might not like it all that much since so much asexual rep has the asexual being some monster of inhuman which kind of dehumanizes ace ppl but honestly hes still iconic

@Chris_winthers Жыл бұрын

Nothing like an aroace QPR with your good pal krobus

@MARIANNEVALDEZART Жыл бұрын

THE PAM VOICE 😭😭 a cig and slap on the ass 💀 I’m dead ur so right for doing this ranking

@stelllajo 2 жыл бұрын

hiding behind the percy jackson really sells that harvey impression holy cow

@NinoKito 2 жыл бұрын

I like to think I could be him or seb :3

@genuinelyjustJD Жыл бұрын

As someone who playthrough dated Harvey and Seb, yeah both impressions are highkey spot on. Especially the PJO book.

@NinoKito Жыл бұрын

Seb is Hades son

@genuinelyjustJD Жыл бұрын

@@NinoKito Couldn't agree more!

@FroggiFreakshow Жыл бұрын

@@NinoKitoFR fr

@kat_ri_elle 2 жыл бұрын

the moment of hesitance with hailey before her later heart events is completely understandable. part of her charm is being mean to you at first

@NinoKito 2 жыл бұрын

when she finally lets you in and starts being nice to you, all those days of her calling your farmer gross become worth it!

@mghoover13 Жыл бұрын

She is my favorite character, my sister doesn't like her tho,her Heart Events are so Sweet

@insanelysane110 Жыл бұрын

she also half-compliments your complexion if you're a girl farmer, thinking its makeup

@Xxsorafan Жыл бұрын

Hailey was breedable for me even in the beginning when she’s mean 😭

@tak3rry Жыл бұрын

as a harvey romancer, can confirm... he is very submissive and breedable. though there are times he decides to get on the wrong side of the y-axis Σ⊙▃⊙川

@multishipper8536 2 жыл бұрын

I have no idea why I got recommended this but tbh it's just what I needed. 11/10, extra points for catboy maid Sebastian

@NinoKito 2 жыл бұрын

Extra points lets gooo :o thank you ♥️

@rose864 Жыл бұрын

Harvey spot on. I chose him, and he is so kind and sweet, I legit need a second playthrough if i want to marry someone else, I can't divorce him. No way my sweet shy little boy.

@joeycyanide1447 Жыл бұрын

the one quote where he talks about how people struggle to find equilibriums in their lives and his balance is the farmer - I CRIED

@aquariuspower7138 Жыл бұрын

Same here, impossible to divorce him, I had to do a second file for other bachelors!

@natha.foreverybody Жыл бұрын

I'm so happy that we are agree in the fact our littles hearts can't divorce from Harvey

@TankieBoi Жыл бұрын

Penny should have been 100% most breedable, she's able to have kids and implies she wants a big family, which means having lots of them

@amori9389 Жыл бұрын

If you're a guy, i think she might be the typical submissive and breedable tradwife, but if the farmer is a girl i feel like she'd be slightly more dom

@GuiSmith 7 ай бұрын

@@amori9389that makes a scary amount of sense and makes me realise a thing or two about Penny maybe 😆

@parmesanboi Жыл бұрын

The only one I disagreed with was Leah, I reckon she could snap me in half if she wanted to 😂

@NinoKito Жыл бұрын

Just married Leah recently and now 100% agree, she might also be my fav bachelorette now.

@parmesanboi Жыл бұрын

@@NinoKito yeah she’s mine too! Also your videos are great 😊

@fizzydrinkuno Жыл бұрын

As a Elliot stan, he is submissive breedable (I mean he has a crab in his pocket)

@Bushwhack-lmao_xD 10 ай бұрын

the cheapest things he likes are pomagranites and duck feathers :-: one reason i hated him ar first was becuz my favorite stuff in the game is purple stuff including amoranth AND GUESS WHO THE ONLY CHARACTER THAT HATES AMORANTH IS!?!?

@octo_boy8596 10 ай бұрын

Shane likes to be insulted during intimacy, no one will make me think otherwise

@weronikaszymanska6845 6 ай бұрын

I totally agree lmao. He looks like he likes to be called names since he geniuenly doesn't like himself... He is also very kinky once you marry him

@QiraTane 10 ай бұрын

The thumbnail makes me cackle 😭 Harvey with the word "Breedable?" mext to him😭😭😭😭

@QiraTane 10 ай бұрын

There is no hope for my humor

@FroggiFreakshow Жыл бұрын

I sometimes look at the chat in the corner and I saw “daddy Linus is super breedable” 😭✋ And ngl only clicked to see where Seb falls 💀✋ “He already has the maid fit on when u head home for dinner” 😳✋

@randomuser2427 Жыл бұрын

"You can't tell me librarian isn't a sexy position" * happiness noises *

@maddiemac55530 Жыл бұрын

I freakin been HC Shane as a sub, but when this dude mentioned about him loving being a punching bag, I could see that, definitely with my framer lol

@AzuBei Жыл бұрын

Clint is definitely submissive unbreedable.

@FenrirInFlowers Жыл бұрын

Sam is the most breedable man in the game. His scene where he comforts Vincent when Vince is afraid their dad might die is heartbreaking and shows how amazing and sweet he is. His 14 heart event is all about him getting a job writing music for a kids' show and exploding your ovaries when he discovers how much he loves making the kids happy. He has a band, writes some of the best songs in the game, has a ten heart event that can imply sexytimes. He's also a prankster with bad boy cred, and he has been assigned the most hours of community service in town as a result.

@Xxsorafan Жыл бұрын

Those events are his only good ones though unfortunately. You see him as this responsible big brother in one scene then he’s being a irresponsible brat to Lewis and comes off as immature

@FenrirInFlowers Жыл бұрын

@Xxsorafan - I singled out his 3, 10, and 14 heart events, but Sam's music related events are also great. That's part of why I mentioned his band in the plus column for Sam in my post. The man forms a band, writes their music, manages to get them a show in Zuzu City, and makes demo tapes. That takes a lot of hard work in a very difficult and competitive field. Players often seem to write it off like some immature pipe dream, when Sam is literally practicing 4 hours a day most days in his game schedule. His budding music career rivals Elliott's writing arc. The four music options for his 8 heart events are all solid, and the experimental noise rock option is another of the best songs in the game. So that covers heart events 2, 3, 8, 10, and 14. Even his 4 heart event is pretty sweet when you realize that Sam knows his mom is unhappy and hiding her pain (8 heart Sunday dialogue), and he seems to be walking on eggshells there because he knows she's stressed out and doesn't want to upset her. Sam only gets pissy to Lewis in one of the three dialogue options at his 6 heart. If you take Sam's side, Lewis apologizes for how he yelled at Sam, and he asks more politely for Sam to be more careful in the future. If you take nobody's side, Lewis apologizes, and Sam agrees not to do it again. He's still proud of the trick he landed though. So that's really not a big immaturity issue to me. Sam isn't any more immature in that event than Sebastian, who mourns the rotten egg toss, is impressed by Sam's community service hours, nearly yelled at his mom for throwing away his comic books, and who suggests putting something nasty in the Luau stew because he likes seeing the fabric of society break down.

@reinerzufall1292 Жыл бұрын

Yes, Sam is very breedable in my opinion. For some reason I feel like he's either be super dom or super sub depending on the day, but maybe that's just me

@FenrirInFlowers Жыл бұрын

@@reinerzufall1292 - It's not just you. I definitely get that same vibe from him.

@dharrison6504 4 ай бұрын

As someone who doesn’t have ovaries, it’s probably a good thing, cause mine would be going nuclear 😂

@AnUnnaturalNaturalDisaster Жыл бұрын

Are you crazy!? Mr.Qi is SO a Dom.

@nokti... Жыл бұрын

YOU. you get it

@AnUnnaturalNaturalDisaster Жыл бұрын

@@nokti... THANK YOU!

@troublemakergamer8200 Жыл бұрын

I think Jody is actually more breathable because she also had a kid as an older mother meaning her and Kent are having kinky time a lot more to have the oops baby as an older mother

@jeannedouglass5106 2 жыл бұрын

I will not take this Elliot slander, he just a sweet man.(cool video though)

@NinoKito 2 жыл бұрын

I’m currently trying to romance Elliot on a playthrough on my Twitch, that man wants the bougiest stuff 😩

@keegansakura1307 Жыл бұрын

@@NinoKito expensive taste yes BUT AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART FURTHER ON DOWN. Pomegranate trees are the easiest to get. Thankfully you can use most fish if you need to just gift things.

@battlesushii Жыл бұрын

I NEED PEOPLE TO STOP SLANDERING MY SECOND HUSBAND RIGHT THE HELL NOW PLEASE (my first is sebastian lmao)!! JUST BECAUSE HE USES BIG FANCY WORDS AND HAS THE SAME VERY EXPENSIVE TASTES AS ME DOESN’T MEAN HE’S PRETENTIOUS. I love him with my WHOLE entire heart bro. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

@thefloorist5169 Жыл бұрын

@@battlesushii I agree! I LOVE how he is so extra with his taste in clothes and his language.

@Bushwhack-lmao_xD 10 ай бұрын

@@keegansakura1307 dude. UR TOTALLY RIGHT 🥰

@sillygoofygirl5 Жыл бұрын

As soon as i saw where you put grandpa i almost threw myself out the car window

@sarahnorman6856 Жыл бұрын

I loughed so hard, as Nino puts George into the very Edge of the breedable\submissive-quarder 🤣🤣🤣

@catastrophicfailure2745 Жыл бұрын

my friends and i watched this together, we had fun debating your decisions.

@NinoKito Жыл бұрын

That sounds so fun omg

@catastrophicfailure2745 Жыл бұрын

@@NinoKito we agree with sebastian wholeheartedly. there were no arguments

@ElfinHat96 4 ай бұрын

@@catastrophicfailure2745 What about Alex tho?

@minnymoon1360 Жыл бұрын

I feel like seb would be both dom and sub. Cat ears or no cat ears lol

@darth-krokus Жыл бұрын

elliott was the antagonist of this chart, until he was defeated and it was revealed that sebastian was the true final boss of this chart

@someone-pe3yt 6 ай бұрын

George

@strawberrypickles5171 Жыл бұрын

As a Harvey stan: I couldn't agree with you more lol

@kayleekirkpatrick9193 Жыл бұрын

Was fully agreeing with everything you said then you had to slander my man Elliot. All jokes aside, very entertaining, laughed a lot. When you showed the Wizard I got whiplash because last night I was looking at Genderbend Stardew Valley fan art and the pixel art I found of the Wizard was kinda hot and it took me a couple seconds to remember and process that he wasn’t lowkey a mommy

@guidojacobs2002 Жыл бұрын

This is the second most cursed Stardew Valley thing I've seen.

@reinerzufall1292 Жыл бұрын

What's the most cursed?

@compi3882 2 ай бұрын

Abby is without a doubt into some things you've never even heard of

@lostkitty82 Жыл бұрын

I think Abby is a dom, but she wants her sub to use the whips on her. She wants the pain.

@serenadams8588 Жыл бұрын

THE PAM IMPRESSION PUHLEEASSEE AHHAHAHSHA

@Lotan_ 8 ай бұрын

Sam strikes me as being dead center. He's up for anything with anyone so long as he's having a good time.

@mr.mcphoenix 2 жыл бұрын

Sam’s final gear event is so good

@softpurplebat Жыл бұрын

Yes! Sam is so cute pwp

@lemon7806 Жыл бұрын

Morris thinks he's dominant but he got clocked by Pierre in a heartbeat he's a sub

@iridiumbat Жыл бұрын

you genuinely look like a chill dude and your vibes are on point. Nice vid, glad I got it reccomended!!

@bagelhope4747 Жыл бұрын

shane is controversial because he would deffo choke you and stufffff.......... actually thinking abt it he could receive that as well..... maybe it's dependent on who he's with

@weronikaszymanska6845 6 ай бұрын

I think we can all agree that he likes violence during intimacy lmao. He can be a switch and one night choke you and the other ask you to choke him

@potatoempress5731 Жыл бұрын

I've been seing so much Sam hate around and it makes me sad.

@Crumpletin 5 ай бұрын

“I think Shane likes to be chucked around a bit” 😭😭😭😭

@slugmuffin Жыл бұрын

nah u did shane dirty he is full breedable switch

@raynefae 7 ай бұрын

I know that this is a bit late, but Clint definitely gives me more submissive vibes. I think he just wants to be dominant, but isn't actually.

@weronikaszymanska6845 6 ай бұрын

YESS, he wants to look dominant but when it comes to doing it, he messes up everything and is shy

@feel-ix1718 Жыл бұрын

I was waiting for sebastion's turn the WHOLE time and of course he was the last person lol. Cant say im disappointed with sebastions ranking

@softpurplebat Жыл бұрын

😭 what no, Sam is the sweetest soul 💕

@LitLeo5260 4 ай бұрын

Yo, I'd totally put Morris as a sub. Nobody puts up that much of a fuss unless they feel the need to be punished. He totally loves it when Pierre punches him off screen, and they go off together afterwards, 100%. Pierre x Morris is the only headcannon I approve of 😂😂😂

@annsh.6487 Жыл бұрын

Still waiting for a mod that lets us romance Gunther

@Trojan073 11 ай бұрын

9:55 Marlon canonically wants to ask Marnie out so no.

@CocoaLoverr 6 ай бұрын

12:29 NOT THE SHANE HEADCANON 😭

@weronikaszymanska6845 6 ай бұрын

lmao i feel like the whole fandom just collectively decided it's true

@CocoaLoverr 6 ай бұрын

@@weronikaszymanska6845 welp, then i guess it's my new hc now

@RowanVerditeNova Жыл бұрын

Nah, Nah, Nah, Linus is way more Dom, That man does what he wants & gives no Fs Leah needs to be slap bang in the middle between Dom/Sub, shes 100% a switch depending on who shes dating the rest are pretty accurate ((:

@nicecream5617 Жыл бұрын

Swap Evelyn and George and it would beep 100% correct. You are not going to tell me, that sweet little grandma is dominant. And George? He’s a grumpy old man, like, back in his day it was normal to boss woman around, so that’s what he’ll do. (Even if that’s not how we should act at all) Evelyn = Sweet Loving Grandma (will bake you cookies) George = Grumpy Old Man (will steal your cookies)

@Mangomosss 8 ай бұрын

I think thats the points, we like character that lookz more gentle as dom and character that looks more not gentle as sub.

@larslionheart Жыл бұрын

Thank you for making all of my favorites breedable submissive I love it

@localblush8314 Жыл бұрын

The George placement will haunt me forever😂💖 I personally would have put Evelyn in his spot and put him next to Morris

@elledayooo Жыл бұрын

Shane is a million times breedable. Fight me.

@wolfganggrimmerdoesnotdese6822 11 ай бұрын

I'll breed him

@weronikaszymanska6845 6 ай бұрын

His comments about the player once you marry him make me BLUSH

@serenadams8588 Жыл бұрын

"You don't look at that man and go, yeah, breedable" well idk what to say bc that's p much exactly what I did 😭

@socialreject5969 Жыл бұрын

hey man I love your style, and the vibe you give is awesome. instant follow.

@NinoKito Жыл бұрын

Thank you that means so much! :D

@Katzykeens Жыл бұрын

Nah Demetrius is a sub and so is morris, powerful dudes are ALWAYS subs. And Demetrius got with ROBIN--CARPENTER-ARMS-ROBIN. There's NO way she's not pegging him o3o As a hardcore Elliot stan--he's a subby lil beeeetch >:I look at that fuckin hAIR. It's BEAUTIFUL >:I I bet he has Leah pull it and shit.

@umbreoncoredenise Жыл бұрын

Counter point given the relationship between Demetrius and Robin, maybe being good in bed is THE ONLY thing he's got going for him

@TheWolfQueentm Жыл бұрын

Abby is spot on who doesn't want a goth dommy mommy?

@leafy_green7573 Жыл бұрын

subscribing because of “but eventually he might put on cat ears 🤷”

@castlekeep2789 Жыл бұрын

I love that you are doing it! Most of these characters are has beens till the farmer loves them with gifts!😋

@alexjekyll8120 Ай бұрын

I've played with an expanded sebastian dialogue mod where post marriage he has a line implying he put the farmer in a collar the night before. When I saw that in game I think I honest to god said out loud "Who the fuck is trying to turn this twink into a dom?" 😂

@dowhatmakesyouhappiest198 9 ай бұрын

You gotta be smokin something to think that sam is not submissive and breedable my guy

@maxandcheeese Жыл бұрын

you did not just call sam boring

@tvstaticjumperz5439 7 ай бұрын

My first video of yours, 2 minutes in, subscribed !❤

@k1n5h0 Жыл бұрын

Cannot stand the Elliot hate rn. 100% accurate tho

@iampidgeon6923 Жыл бұрын

How dare you I could 200% breed Morris

@SailorMiMi770 Жыл бұрын

I think... I think I need to find this and send it to my friends. I need to scar them.

@MrEatPant 2 жыл бұрын

i have to say this is perfect

@tonytrafalgar4401 Жыл бұрын

Very cursed, very entertaining 😂

@nokti... Жыл бұрын

as one of the 10 mr qi fans in this community, he is SO breedable

@boredutopia 6 ай бұрын

I played yesterday and discovered robin's shop is closed same days as Marni's. They both are inside Pierre's store at that time having aerobics with other women in town...

@RazzleMazzleTazzle 5 ай бұрын

Aerobics is on every Tuesday. Robin is still open Mondays.

@businessmudkip4548 Жыл бұрын

I am unironically crying rn

@sophiathefurbst Жыл бұрын

over which sorting

@businessmudkip4548 Жыл бұрын

@@sophiathefurbst all of them

@lowkeyykiraa 6 ай бұрын

i know bro did not say sam is the most boring bachelor when harvey exists (im sorry to harvey lovers but i LOVE sam)

@fleacythesheepgirl Жыл бұрын

The most dominate bachelor ... Elliot ... wait wat?😆

@MeiGoat Жыл бұрын

G-George...

@CheeseyWitch 6 ай бұрын

This!! Absolutely this. I cant find enough fanfics that writes Sam as more dominant than Sebby.. thank you!

@apolloscorner6011 11 ай бұрын

this is the most correct political compass ever

@KimyrTheSummerSolsticeWarrior 6 ай бұрын

10:18 omg percy jackson yess

@chrismclean4658 Жыл бұрын

where can i do this??!!? this looks so fun to do witha friend for jokes lmao

@NinoKito Жыл бұрын

It's not available anywhere I set it up! :D I just got a political compass from google images and the villager sprites from the Stardew wiki and put it photoshop!

@Eco-wx3jd 7 ай бұрын

Pierre was a pro boxer back in his day. He destroyed Morris he is jacked. Also Willy would be a hunk

@weronikaszymanska6845 6 ай бұрын

i meah maybe he was but right now he looks like lost all his skill i think and is just annoying lmao

@SillyLittleSpiralDoorBoy Ай бұрын

shane not being above George in that ranking is a CRIME but overall i suppose youre right about the rest

@PumpKinnii_ 10 ай бұрын

I married Sebastian and I have to say, he's more switch. I think depends of the mood of the day, if you wanna be dom he will be the sub and the same if you wanna be the sub. But yeah, in his sub mood he will have his cat ears and maid outfit ready lmao. I think in first stance he will unbreedable but with the past of the time he will be 100% breedable.

@ethanizer9967 Жыл бұрын

DOMMY MOMMY SANDY WOOOO

@hannalundblad1146 5 ай бұрын

Omg this is way too funny the finished chart… 😂😭💀💀💀

@tophfan Жыл бұрын

this man never played til ginger island

@penelopekitty 2 жыл бұрын

Lovely video

@NinoKito 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you im glad you enjoyed

@takumidoutou4412 Жыл бұрын

Krobus is the most breedable

@Mx_Mc Жыл бұрын

I married Leah, total dom, would let her step on me

@L3m0n_sh0rk Жыл бұрын

I really hope my brother doesn't hear me watch this- I lost my headphones 😭

@Takapon218 Жыл бұрын

Linus is wholly dominant and breedable 😩 my top king Also you could... put Penny in submissive... but I feel like she isn't breedable. She's all emotion no sex.

@mossthemage9948 Жыл бұрын

Why does this exist. thank you though great vibe

@NinoKito Жыл бұрын

Thank you! I think :3

@mossthemage9948 Жыл бұрын

@@NinoKito definetly you have earned a loyal and horrified fan >:33

@bidoof927 Жыл бұрын

Fuck it- i subscribed after this one

@Iris-zc1jn 4 ай бұрын

I'd say the gov'nur would be more down. Like the poor guy has to be bossy and dominant all day, at home he just wants to be ... y'know.. taken care of lol. Also.. love this cursed video, gonna watch more of your stuff lol