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Joe Moe you fucker I was going to say that

...AND POST

100% agreed

RONCHE

Rar-nch

That’s an English southern accent, not a British accent. I’m also British and say it different to him

Yeah Americans love to stand around saying tea and crumpets, it’s a huge pastime. Out of all the many English accents we parody that one nonstop. We’re just obsessed with them and they clearly matter a great deal to us and our ability to do the relatively recently invented posh English accent well is paramount. We just have to get right that one out of dozens of accents from that country the size of a smaller state in America.

I was thinking the exact same it's like they add a U after the A, RaUnch😂

hahahahah tHe RaUnCh

😂😂

if literally the best was more than 50 years ago, it's dead and we're beating a dead horse at this point.

It’s just weird to hear a laugh track on a show with so much cussing in it

Nah Seinfeld is

I second that on Lucy. Was such a good show.

Imagine a sit com without canned laughter. Dysfunctional relatives and neurotic frenemies saying awful things, awkward pauses, icy glares, and a storyline that picks up where it started week after week, year after year. Like hell but boring.

Yeah, I was like wtf, I mean, Ranch is not a great show by any stretch of the imagination, but holy shit Netflix has made a an endless list of worse turds, for example, any live action anime adaptation except maybe bleach, but like most people hate anime with a passion, imagine how much they would hate halfassed live action adaptations, and this guy goes after Ranch, the shit?

Agreed. I don't like this show but Netflix has put out some dog shit.

Nero Vuk nope nope nope Bleach was terrible dude

He want views, so because the ranch is popular, he said that is the worst, when there are worst

@c d Well Fuller House at least had nostalgia going for it. It's a cash grab but it's got a purpose like he said. From what it sounds like this really doesn't have anything. It's a bland low budget cookie cutter sitcom. Fuller House is like a corporation selling you cookies like mom used to make only they taste bad and nothing like what mom used to make but you still end up remembering better times while you throw them out. The Ranch is like Cookie brand cookies in a plain white packaging the shape of every other cookie package. Simply labeled cookies, they look bland, they smell bland, they taste bland. The only thing they do is fill your stomach (take up your time) and you forget about them in the cupboard if you're lucky.

Eric Melton agreed it would really do well with some world building like showing the town or the boys walking

It shows the house in season 4 episode 6.Its brief but it shows the frontof the house.The front of the barn is displayed when there outside of the house. p.s they do have it in a sound studio.It probably wasnt that big to fit a full barn,house and acrea of land.

@@brytonup1551 i always taught the town in the opening was thw town.

The front of the bar is shown in season 4 9th episode.

The opening is the place where they live and the transitional shots between scenes.

Cecily Crasto No, so did I

bold if you to assume we outsiders would ever be privvy to The Ranch

People have there own opinions on different topics: shows, movies, art, etc. and I respect that but, I feel he was being overdramatic with this whole video.

😄

@@thewillofabeast9079 You're just dumb.

Christopher Marlowe Ik dog he went in, I loved this show😂

@chunkycake101 A laugh track doesnt make a show instantly unfunny.

@chunkycake101 Theirs nothing wrong with simple humor. Some things are simply funny.

@chunkycake101 I donk know if you're from a rural area. But I am from the Boonies in southwestern Indiana. And for me all the jokes make sense, are Humorous (Not drop dead), and are something I would hear around here. It may just be a cultural thing.

@chunkycake101 Then explain Black panther. If a target demographic can be quite large it's an assured success. I think you doubt the size of rural america.

'When I die, just throw me in the trash.' - The Emmy Awards

If you have been watching the Oscars, you should know how meaningless these awards are.

DustyO'Rusty Emmies are worse in my opinion. They still give awards to SNL.

DustyO'Rusty The Grammys are meaningless too. Don't forget about that! 🤓

Was gonna like this comment but there’s 420 likes so I fully can’t

24 Frames Of Nick Damn that was slick

Love your channel nick

You want to get your Ranch in her Hidden Valley

I’m sorry. I had to dislike that. No hard feelings.

Stompin Thomp You may have disliked his comment but its not like it really matters. We can't even see the amount of dislikes he has.

Yes, both shit shows

Marius Nordfjærn Stop

you ever think thats why they have to have sponsors?? not only are videos being demonetized by youtube's shit policies, assholes like you don't allow creators their increasingly smaller % of ad revenue...

@@axelcats The inconvenience of the ads is disproportionate to the minuscule revenue that the creators see per ad, so I really don't have a problem with it

>Fast_Forward.mpeg

i dont mind sponsorships. i prefer them to the often shitty ads yt shows you (scams, repetitive shit etc) furthermore, sponsorships can be woven into the content. yt ads go like "lets skip to... [single squirrels want to eat your nuts (unskippable)] ...the second act""

rebel

charlie hermansson thanks

Edgy

charlie hermansson rebel rebel i love you so

Bill Hodges Rebel rebel, it's on your dress

So don’t watch it

That sounds like an anime title... (one google search later) Oh hey, it's a Bleach movie. I must admit, I was imagining a futuristic crime drama.

It's also the title of a shitty 90's space action game.

DustyO'Rusty You take these words back! It was amazing!

+Immense Data lol no

Title card. *Which is once again in comic sans-*

Christina Wright MOMMAS DONT LET YOUR BABYS GROW UP TO BE COWBOYSS

*they're

there's no 'to', it's just 'and they're harder to hold' - also the show is bad

@@lordbalzamore7692 frick off

This is one of the funniest shows ever this Brit dont know shit boooooooo 👎

@@wadewatson5204 im sure it is if you have a forearm tattoo

@@Justcarlosdiaz jealous bro I do understand

Crunch*

no rooster no raunch

I can't eat salad without ranch

how raunchy

eostara i love the lunch

Devil's Avocado 🥑 Yes, nowadays I tend to avoid Netflix originals 😒

Devil's Avocado I agree. The recent originals are cookie cutter. Although I will say there are still some decent ones like End of the Fucking World

It's pretty clear now they never had quality control. They got lucky in the early days and now it's a crapshoot.

I thought End of the Fucking World was a mixed bag. It had some great moments, but it felt extremely predictable.

I think, in the early days, Netflix had to pick and choose their investments carefully. Now it is definitely a crap shoot

Sahil Bhagat CLEARLY he doesn’t give a fuck mate

@DillyDyson007 Yes, because liking things that are different from things other people like automatically makes them dumber.

Ordan Karris R/wooooooosh to myself

@@themysteriouscatperson9483 R/Ihavelowbraincells

Joshisnomeme Ok I changed it

Thank you.

They all do, that's why they have to pay people to advertise the game for them.

King Peppy im pretty sure he meant a soap opera

Aldor The Great Yeah, in England we just call them soaps.

Paul Julian yeah the other guy thought you were refferring to the show soap

THat's the reason why Soap had that name. I think King was trying to make a joke an ya'll just missed that.

I liked that one movie with Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker in it! And that old guy played a pretty cool and convincing farmer in it! And that one guy from that one Black Mirror episode played the killer in it!! I mean: WHAT HAPPENED?? (Can u still follow me?... God, I miss that movie... WHAT WAS IT CALLED???)....

B U R N

Haha oh man he doesn't ranch?? What a fuckin NERD!

Carlos-you’re on every comment on here just tearing into people. Do you feel better trolling videos you hate just to try to insult people? Get a life bro

@@Justcarlosdiaz I mean saying “lady bull” is like saying female man

That is why you fail... -Yoda

I really enjoyed it until it got to nonstop depressing shit

“What in the FUCK is almond milk?!”

“Remember the time they went streaking at Arby’s yelling WE HAVE THE MEATS?” 🤣🤣🤣

Sounds like a job for Eric Andre

Don't do this, you'll die of hypernatremia (too much salt)

40 fucking bottles of ranch later...

totoroben how many bottles would it take to get that far (curious as to how much salt is in dressing)

@@Erine120 I was reading a Gizmodo article saying that 47 teaspoons of salt can kill a human. A teaspoon of salt weighs 5.69 grams, so 47 teaspoons would weigh 267 grams.

I think it's a great show

That was a very…verbose argument, but man I died laughing at that beige paint thing

That's a vicious cycle my friend.

It's how I get 50 tabs open.

the raaaauuuuunch😂

thats where i stopped watching this. seems like he never saw a single show if he missed all the times that rooster is referred to as the older brother

As soon as he said, "creepy younger brother" I though- yeah this guy didnt fucking pay attention.

It was trying to be That 70s show without Eric

Rosanne fucking sucks man. I feel bad for you if you find that piece of fucking garbage interesting and charming.

This show is great

Do I hate Mars bars

I know this is late but thank you for your work good sir.

Daredevil sucks. It's no where near The Ranch

Lol you still watch super heros? Come back when you grow up

@@embearasedbear3694 not everyone is 80+ like u jacka$$

@@blackfyre3149 that's cute, keep watching men in tights. Jackass.

F O B A M A

It's always Sunny beat them to that.

Yeah also an actual original take on a sitcom.Give me one sitcom that fully takes place in a country.

Emii The Astral Walker Legalize raunch.

He's getting paid a lot of money to call Asthon Kutcher a dumbas multiple times an episode.

He gets paid to say fuck 20x an episode.

What a waste :(

You know what Sam Elliott is doing in this?: being your price of admission. I'd say it's worth it for him alone. That, and you should watch The Hero with him & Laura Prepon (another of the 70's Show alumni). That might only be on Hulu.

I was amazingly dissapointed too...I mean, Sam Elliott! He's not bad, at all!! And...apparently he really needs the money, and he knew he looked the part, some... some easy money...I tried to watch it because of him (I HATE Aston Kutcher, and most sitcoms), but, TBH, I didn't get past the 6 minute mark...And though I respect him and like him, I get the feeling he didn't even tried to play his character right....How could he? it's ...it's one or THE worst show I've seen...ever

Big bang theory was good

JustDuet Me too! 😂

what jokes?

Wow, you seem like an idiot.

well, you seem like a douche anyway, so i guess the only winner here is your ex

Yeah, belittle your guy for a millisecond of happiness, on his part. "RRRRErrrrreeeeeeeee HE ENJOYED SOMETHING THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!!!! RRRrrrreeeeeeeeee" Enjoy your cats, they will eat your face when you die, alone and unremembered.

And masturbation is technically a form of self-intercourse.

Nitsuj Rekoob "Inter-" is a Latin root meaning "between," "among," "mutually," or "together." That doesn't quite sound like masturbation to me...

John Doe while true, and by the way nice use of google to buttress your argument, language evolves and terms are used for many things that differ from their latin root word origin. We arent speaking latin anyway so relying on it as a hard and fast rule is pointless. Masturbation also has many varying colloqiualisms and joking terms used to describe it. Besides, nowhere in netflix and chill does it say intercourse. Youre talking about an assumption or supposition. Which can mean many things for different people. Maybe for him netflix and chill means just watching netflix and sitting on his ass. For someone relying on an urban dictionary youre being quite literal. Besides, I was kidding. Relax.

John Doe personally I consider my penis to be my best friend. Another entity with a mind all his own. So masturbation is essentially a mutual act. Half the time hes the one telling me when its time to act. Maybe the mind and the body could be considered working "together" or mutually.

Justin Booker Someone doesn't need to use Google to know what a prefix is lmao. If you did use Google you're also an idiot. You're both idiots.

Canned laughter needed to be banned by law a long time ago.

How else am I supposed to know when to laugh!?

Big Bang Theory is shot in front of a live audience, so the laughter is real.

*coughs* 2019

Paul Davidson Even though a real audience is there, they can’t force them to laugh at the nonsense on BBT

I think Sam is okay w it. Don’t think he’ll lose any sleep over your opinion

I’ll be honest, it’s one of the main reasons I watched the show in the first place. Sam Elliot is such a brilliant actor.

Wonder if it had anything to do with the writer getting accused of sexual assault

Stram Jam THEN WHY THE HELL WERE THEY SO RELUCTANT TO GET RID OF DANNY "THE RAPIST" MASTERSON?!

WHAT??? NOOOOOOOOOO, now my day is ruined! Dirk Gently was actually interesting and had good acting!

I don't think they even got to officially accuse him, kind of tease it but that was enough to obliterate the guy...

Rounded Edge I mean, money, sense8 was beautifully shot, with an interesting plot, but hey didn't pay for how much it costed

Bria Brown I FUCKING KNOW !!!!

He and Sam Elliot are the only one I qatchex it for

J Girl with about the same amount of Christianity. So yeah. It’s shit

It's like the bad two and a half man with Reba

But I liked Reba...

Reba was a decent sitcom though.

Reba would have been okay without the annoying blonde. I like the setup of the show though with the exhusband , mom, and stepmother all being buds.

Iron Fist is not as bad as people say it is, it's the worst of the Netflix Marvel shows, but at least is somewhat interesting

He has watched Iron Fist, check his Defenders vid

Those are bad shows. But the Ranch.... the Ranch is putrid.

Fist is The Rock of series: a solid cast with some ambitious ideas, sunk below its own surface by a piece of shit lead. Maybe more like Face Off, where the other leads & characters out act the hero? In short - F Nick Cage & his career that won't end.

Scott Stapp I hope you realize English is foreign for many but hard to avoid. At least here in Sweden we've been forced to watch most things with subtitles.

But it was shit.. did you actually watch it? The main character is the most unlikable piece of shit on earth

@@Justcarlosdiaz Lol JD was a complete asshole but the show was still great

holy hell yes, at lest I could go through the ranch and felt a little nostalgic from that 70s show. But disjointed is just a barbarism.

Mr. M true, I actually don’t mind the Ranch if not just for Sam Elliot.

Keilan Hakstol Disjointed actually killed my high

One episode of Disjointed pushed me awayv

one day at a time is genuinely great though

Well, Ashton is from Iowa, so they got that right.

They have real ranchers for information and they tell them what's real and what's not.. they try to keep it as realistic as possible

... You know there are ranches here in California right? Dumbass 😂

Stiff of St.Esprit I’m embarrassed to live in the same state as you

They have a laugh track.like why they don't use it in any smart ways. Btw how is a laughtrack realistic also all there plots never really ce together. As well the only decent characters are the dad in his stoic n can be funny and Masterson. Bt it's from the point of view from the most charmless ass of a character it makes the show so dull. Like if he died I wouldn't feel.bad he's a dick to everyone and never really Evolves or Learns. He has no ethos. The dialogue sounds like it's written by cookie cutter execs it doesn't go into any real issues on farm life it's just where they are also all the Obama jokes are soooo lame they don't have any edge if ur gonna tear into something go in. My husband loves it bt he grew up in that kind of Midwestern life style bt I think it's nostalgia just another brand of Make America Great Again. Like no it's a mess of a shyte show. Btw 13 reasons is shyte bt at least you can find some entertainment if just making fun or analyzing the stupidity of these millennial characters bt this show is white bread with mayo bland

Rumer Priestly the biggie music at 11:11 was so distracting lol

Luiz Zandona But Y tho

Someone didn’t get the memo

Bob The Top 13 reasons why isn't just bad, it's insulting

Bob The Top also, kudos for not watching and supporting that show with views.

I think the Unicorn store gave 13 reasons why the shaft. We expect teenagers to be narcissistic little bitches but we don't expect fully grown women to actually build a stable for unicorns now do we?

@c d ... Yeah it is worse then the original (that wasn't really that good to begin with)

13R is great, there's so much terrible shit on Netflix. Pick on Riverdale.

DrumWild skixpix

banter boy bit rude

Actually it's done in a clever way and it's really short so it's fine

Take this W

Thank you for giving me the exact timecodes so I'll know for certain that all these people in the comments are bitching about exactly 37 seconds of a twenty minute video. I swear, Adblock has turned y'all into a bunch of absolute babies.

Hades Tyrant and got rid of the stupid cliffhanger bullshit. It's Netflix, you don’t need to keep your audience's attention for the next seven days.

Ian Smith I agree

I remember when junk food tasted good but had no nutritional value, it was all about how good it tasted. Now it's like junk food means "its taste doesnt offend me and i can eat it in bulk"

Ow wah wah. Cliffhangers are good and who cares that it's on a soundstage. Which I agree would be nice but oh well

And it was critically acclaimed. What is he talking about?

idk... maybe it wasn't in the uk​?

And The Big Bang Theory is the most watched show on American TV. *gulp* That didn't feel good to say

Scrubs is absolutely fantastic-

Silent Runner dam that's is one edgy opinion

Jessica Jones Season 1 was horrible. They took a semi engaging story with great characters and then decided to place a horribly bad antagonist in to ruin everything. Like come on, a mind controlling villain is literally omnipotent, there's no way the writers could finish that better. Season 2 was great at first, showing off the great characters and an interesting villain with a overlying plot I really got into. But it really should've ended at episode 10. The stretch of the episodes forced the writers to make good characters annoying, like Malcolm or the lawyer. It also made Jessica a full on criminal for very little reason. If they stopped at episode 10, then I would've really loved season 2, but the last 4 episodes made it just very mediocre. And the reveal of the villains true identity wasnt a surprise at all. In conclusion, Jessica Jones isn't a Daredevil, but there were 10 episodes of season 2 which places it above the other marvel trash, and the characters are amazing nearly throughout (seriously fuck the ending for Jessica Jones Season 2 that shit was trash - but I'm not going to lie the last episode wasn't that bad and brought in some interesting ethics - still not enough to redeem the other ones). But there's so much more enjoyment to be found in other Netflix originals, like Godless or OA or Black Mirror that Marvel is just boring in comparison. They've lost the momentum of Daredevil and really couldn't make an entire universe from it. While Jessica Jones always starts great, they can never land the ending.

I have pretty much the opposite opinion. Kilgrave was by far the best part of season 1, thanks in no small part to David Tennant. I think that antagonists have to be threatening, make the audience want the protagonist to overcome them, and have an understandable motive or psychology. Kilgrave absolutely nails the first two - better than any other Marvel villain - and is less strong on the third, but by no means weak. As for season 2, I really enjoyed the character arcs for Malcolm and Hogarth (lawyer). I don't think they did anything that sabotaged their already-established characters, unlike Trish who they threw under a bus. I also can't imagine why you think that Jessica became a criminal "for very little reason." Think about it: what are the two greatest traumas in her life? Losing her family and Kilgrave. There are deep psychological wounds there. Jessica was unstable from the beginning, so what do you think would happen when those wounds are reopened? That she'd actually follow the law despite the fact that she constantly breaks it even under normal circumstances? Basically I think you don't appreciate the strengths of the show nor do you understand Jessica's character so it makes sense you wouldn't like it.

The WaffleManiak That’s literally all? You’re joking, right?

Chad Thundercock I really loved Jessica Jones (season 1 and 2). I won’t go into countering your points since someone else already basically said everything I would, but I find it extremely annoying that people don’t like Jessica Jones because of the lack of action. People also say it’s way too serious and gets uncomfortable, but if a show makes you feel or think about something serious or something that makes you uncomfortable, I think that the shows doing a good job. It’s way more different than the action every 10 minutes thing the other Marvel shows like Luke Cage and Iron Fist had (hate them both, honestly. I really like Luke Cage until they killed the villain and replaced him). It was something new, and if she didn’t brake a doors lock every now and then you’d forget she had powers. That’s what I loved about Jessica Jones, it didn’t entirely feel like a superhero show.

ai i aagghh I forgot completely about the BM show

How dare you! Friends was good when it focused on the guys.

Friends was really really good. Period.

Friends is such a good show though. The plot is so amazing. The characters are great. And every episode is funny.

ai i I think the reason you don't like Friends is because you're probably just watching it on Nick At Nite without having any clue what's going on. You have to binge watch it.