No Hit is my best friend and he told me used Cheat Engine on this run. I can't hold it in any longer. I am so sorry. He told me while he was drunk. I asked him again while he was sober and he confirmed it. All of the moves in this video were pre-programmed (or something like that. I'm not too sure. He was drunk when he explained it). Now that I'm typing all of this out, I realize he has a drinking problem. I'm not shaming him. I'm just pointing out the obvious. Anyways, the eight years of guilt has caused my fingernails to fall off, my hair to fall out, my skin to go green, my eyes to grow big and black, antennae to sprout from the top of my now swollen head, and my spine to shrink. My arms and legs have atrophied as well. My rib cage has also collapsed. I could go on and on. The tips of my remaining fingers light up like bulbs. i can see in the dark. I can read Swahili. We're getting off topic. The point of this comment is that this Sans boss attempt (no hit) is cheated. He used Cheat Engine to pre-program all of his moves (or something to that effect. He was very drunk when he told me). My teeth are soft, my skin is rubber, etc. He. Is. A. Cheater. I can't keep it in. This information has been eating away at me. Along with the fact that I, without a shadow of a doubt, know that he drives drunk and I haven't told anyone or called the police or tried to stop him or anything of the sort. I thought that he was joking when he told me since we'd had a long night out on our company's annual pub crawl, but I saw it first hand. I saw the consequences of his actions. I was in the car with him when he drove over the median, killing a 28 year old woman and her 63 year old mother. I got a pretty bad case of whiplash. Not to mention the broken ribs and legs and skull and collarbone and shit. Not like it's my business or anything. And that's just the time I experienced it firsthand. He has told me of his other grisly exploits but I'd rather not get into such things in a KZfaq comment. I talked to him about us going to AA together but he flat out REFUSED. I feared for my safety when he cocked his fist back and threatened to punch me in the face. I haven't brought it up since. I think this is a good segue into No Hit's cheating problem. I started writing this comment with the intent of only revealing the fact that THIS video is cheated. I have to get this off my chest. Every single one of his videos is cheated. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I did a no-hit sans once... That's right sans didn't get hit once

This is what happens when you inject determination directly into your eyes.

We are watching a battle of no one hitting anyone. Pretty neat

This is just 10 minuets of nobody hitting each other.

Sans: *beats soul against the walls* Nohit: *still has 56 HP* Sans: ... shit.

" *My brother has never seen a human before so it would be cool if you kept pretending to be one* "

Sans: you're gonna have a bad time... Chara: no u

0:48 I laughed harder than I should have

I like to think that the reason there was a pause after you finished because you had to celebrate for a moment.

*You can feel your sins crawling away in shame.

i like this video

at 6:10 sans' wii remote stopped working

you are doing it wrong it's suposed to be hard

Imagine how utterly mindfucked poor Sans must have been not being able to land a single hit. A pretty hopeless situation when every single trick you've got amounts to nothing against a genocidal, world-threatening maniac - especially when you're supposed to be the last line of defense.

The title says "No Hit Sans" 9:31 You hit sans

* You feel Sans crawling on your back * You tell him to get off * Now there’s a Gaster blaster on your back. * You feel like you're going to have a bad time.

Let's take a moment to consider just how absolutely terrifying this is from Sans' point of view. You're facing someone who has destroyed your world, without reason and without mercy. They killed your brother, one of the only people you genuinely care about. They killed a robot who was designed specifically for dealing with this kind of threat. They killed your world's hero, someone literally called "The Undying." And now it's your turn. You are the very last hope of stopping this monster. You are the last hope for not just what's left of your people, but for reality itself. You drop the nihilistic attitude, you throw every single thing you have at them, you are willing to fight them again and again and again for all eternity if you have to. And you can't touch them. One. Single. Time.

Sans: You're gonna have a bad time Frisk: No, you're gonna have a bad time

Just treat Sans' final desperate move as a cutscene. You know, when he begins to thrash you around?

He makes it look soo easy

D E T E R M I N A T I O N

Technically at the end he doesn't "hit" you. He just throws you into the walls. Nice moves btw

Papyrus do you want anything *Crying silently in the corner*

6:10 Sans:Lol I can't hit you so I'll throw you against the wall instead

basicaly fightin sans is like fighting papyrus but on crack

>he gave Sans a bad time. Knowing that someone beat Sans without taking a single hit fills me with DETERMINATION.

Everyone: WOW THAT RUN WAS SO GOOD Me: ..... .... How does sans close his eye socket when he has no eyelid?

I'll never understand how no-hitters have the patience

2:00 Sans: "You gon get rekt" 3:20 Sans: "Wtf dude start taking hits 6:00 Sans "STOP EVADING MY ATTACKS" 6:50 Sans "FUCKIN NOOB YOU GOT HIT, HAHA... ha...ha..." 56/92

You just dunked on Sans... Jesus Christ

the enjoyment received from this video is above the average

@Agora1 if you count unavoidable hits, sure

You're not even pretending to be human.

the 2 smartest kids when they have different answers everyone: *why do I hear boss music?*

I appreciate the existence of this video

Toriel: " Now I see who I was really protecting by keeping you here... Not you, but them! " Papyrus: " I still believe in you! You can do a little better! " Undyne: " This world will live on! " Mettaton NEO: " Guess Alphys should've worked more on the defence... " Sans: " I'm going to Grillbys. " ARE YOU KIDDING ME SANS!

I'm trying to beat sans... But there is this fish who keeps kicking my ass Edit: 9 months later and came back to see I got 315 likes O_o

From Point Crow's stream 10Feb22, I like this video

So sans only has one hp Dose he die if he steps on a lego

watching this video, fills you with DETERMINATION

then there's the one kid who says, "NO, YOU TOOK DAMAGE AT THE END! WOW YOU'RE SO BAD!"

100 hours 100,000 taps on the keys Every. Single. Day. You know what this means *NO PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH*

"i like this video" - pointcrow 2022

It looks like the dunker got dunked on.

I imagine Sans going "Why won't you DIE?!" at 6:02.

6:11 Perfect timing

This guy is Merg before Merg.

Maybe in hard mode Sans might use both of his hands >.>

this is some Jr jumble hard shit right here

me: (watches sans boss fight) me: this looks soooo easy me: (plays undertale) me: (dies 1000 times from sans) me: IM TRIGGERD!!

Can we just take a moment to appreciate him doing this. Let’s give this guy a standing ovation!

The fight basically stops once Sans starts slamming you all over, the damage is forced, so the no hit run still qualifies

What the FUCK

wow. Category: Adventure/Journeys.

I’m from PointCrow’s group, I really like this video!

And here I am trying to defeat Undyne the Undying :s

comments 69%- people complaining that this isnt a no bit because of the last attack 40%- theories about how sans is a human 1%- everything else

6:10 "Sans the robot experiences glitches and starts tossing Frisk everywhere with telekinesis and a color changing eye."

here from pointcrow!! literally insane /pos

To everyone complaining about the first 50 seconds just literally skip them like i put an annotation in there and everything I don't edit my videos i get them straight from twitch and i accidentally put this in wrong to begin with and was too lazy to fix it and can't fix it via youtube

I like how Sans goes like 6:10 GET HIT FOR ONCE ATLEAST FFS DUDE

This video is really good :)

Just watched this with PointCrow, thank you for the video!

I bet you're just watching this video now... And you see other people play the game and you're just like: "What? Think I was gonna just stand there and take the hit? *Plays This Video*"

Now I'm -motivated!- determined!

"Papyrus, you want anything?" Is the saddest moment in all of Undertale. And you caused it to happen

Nice video! This must've been so hard to pull off, great job!

I guess you could really just call this video sans hits.

and im here stuck at papyrus....

Chara: Remember Frisk! *Dying is gay.*

Love this! The menu bones dodges are killer

Determined as FUCK

Poor Sans he want save the world of a murderer and he can't let just one hit

6:11 when you're a noob at arms

Love the video!

yo dude how hard did you pop off

You are either God or the chara her self

I like this video

wtf??? no hit sans but u totally hit him there at the end

God has joined the server-

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE HUMAN?

6:00 No hit failed...Wait.... This cant be avoid.

Amazing video!!!

Me: dies in first attack. RIP

I was expecting him to keep beating you till you had 1 HP left myself, so that part would last for a freaking MASSIVE time with the full 92 HP...but I guess he doesn't!

no hit: does no hit sans merg: a finnaly, a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

You can feel your sans crawling on your back... Wtf, sans?!?!

Sans had a pretty good No-Hit Run going, too. Well, up until that last part...

I tried doing it without getting hit too. My worst fail I got hit on the last attack. *inhale* *exhale*

0:47 u said it was a no hit video but u got hit. . . JOHN CENA

May I add that I enjoy this video as it is quite delectable.

sans doing no-hit frisk playthrough

When he asks if papyrus wants anything I almost cried. He's dead, Sans.

it'll be funny if the blood was actually ketchup, i mean he's a pack of bones r8 ?

Bro this is a great video bro

Undertale was released on September 15 2015. This video was uploaded on September 23 2015. Dude no hit Sans 8 days after the game was released. If not less. Wow.

Me: *watches video* NoHit: *doesn't get hit at all* Me: Wow! I'm so stupid! It's so easy! Me: *plays Undertale and fights Sans* Me: *dies at usual spot* Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH

9:31 NOHIT: Hey sans there is something on your stomach Sans: what is it? NOHIT: PAIN!!!!!!!! *Proceeds to slash sans and kill him*

Merg: does no hit a year later No hit: You dare oppose me, mortal?