No Retirement Home Can Hold Me

No Retirement Home Can Hold Me - Just Die Already

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3 жыл бұрын

Being old just means you have nothing to lose when making a death defying escape.
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@Finnthechatlmao 3 жыл бұрын

"aww its just an arm"... The heart on the floor: HELLO MFERR

@alexbowlin7044 7 ай бұрын

it was a chunk of meat, not a heart

@below_averqge8206 3 жыл бұрын

He's finally playing it again

@irongolem9011 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@jackbohannon6732 3 жыл бұрын

If been waiting for so perfect long

@anthonytofari7932 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@person803 3 жыл бұрын

I've been waiting forever

@hyabusgaming 3 жыл бұрын

I remember when he played the demo

@fleetadmiralauto6506 3 жыл бұрын

Cap: What are you? Sheep: Death.

@inksans7522 3 жыл бұрын

My little brother calls you super tomato *he doesn’t know how to read or spell he uses a picture to guess what he is looking at*

@flyrii 3 ай бұрын

😂

@matthewboire6843 3 ай бұрын

It’s accurate

@dummythiccgatorwithatophat 3 жыл бұрын

3:18 looks like he's doing the "are you not entertained" pose with baby hands

@FT_arnished-500 3 жыл бұрын

Don't you dare start with " I used to be an adventurer like you...

@anemarin4lif358 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone else notice how he used the Janitors voiced rom kindergarten. A possible origin story for that demented old creep? Nugget thinks yes.

@slightylydumb 3 жыл бұрын

I was just boutta comment that

@firecastlemunchies6535 3 жыл бұрын

I like to lay in my backyard and pretend im a carrot.

@Dragonsoal 3 жыл бұрын

He does that for every old person I would know I'm obbsesed

@tethegoat2485 3 жыл бұрын

@@firecastlemunchies6535 is it fun and do you wear orange when doing so

@FangsInMyLeg 3 жыл бұрын

oh my god he is

@FallCastle 3 жыл бұрын

You know when you want to die but you can’t? This is an accurate depiction of the mind during that period

@jacksonkirk8440 3 жыл бұрын

you mean the last 2 years?

@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 3 жыл бұрын

Cap, PLEASE play more. You setting the dude on fire made me laugh so hard I could barely breathe 😂

@leonmaczynski3333 2 жыл бұрын

He finished the game

@Skoopbooppoop 2 жыл бұрын

@@leonmaczynski3333 he commented that year ago

@reddracen2193 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that every single Old Man that Cap voices has the same voice as The Janitor cracks me up.

@paperpumpkin3999 3 жыл бұрын

I can see future Cap, old and in a retirement home, running around on fire while shouting, "Mistakes were made!"

@zaynedickens2450 3 жыл бұрын

It makes it better that I can hear his old man impression being what he actually sounds like older

@Hacpoa_agent_33 3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@YeetmanTheTrue 3 жыл бұрын

“We’re gonna have a real hard time to do just about anything if you walk around looking like a chicken nugget.” You just summarized Just Die Already unintentionally.

@MrSmile-ph4hr 3 жыл бұрын

OK now that's thinking with games

@dontaskquestions8721 3 жыл бұрын

I needed this. I hate it when shit doesn't work for no reason.

@mashedpotatoes8987 3 жыл бұрын

"no man should be left alone long enough to bay blade on his nips" -cap 2021

@redactedoktor 3 жыл бұрын

Sauce out of context - “Oh he didn’t turn into chicken he just turned into goo!”

@LS-rp6yq 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Speedj1808 3 жыл бұрын

He sounds just like the Janitor from kindergarten? And then they said he causes a lot of mischeif? Kindergarten Cross-over

@skylunargirl 3 жыл бұрын

@RazorCrest09 because the janitor was an old man

@Synthophoney 3 жыл бұрын

OMGGG THIS GAME IS SO GOOD WITH YOU'RE HUMOR!!!

@kiulloa6491 3 жыл бұрын

"Are they in cahoots with the fridge crab" best line of the year

@StarbornCthulhu 3 жыл бұрын

Captain Sauce never fails to make me laugh. Wonderful that this is back.

@heiditidwell9720 3 жыл бұрын

"Did the bananas grant you potassium AND telekinesis???" -CaptainSauce 2021

@ghastiafy67 3 жыл бұрын

Super Bananas

@woofmeow_ 3 жыл бұрын

@@ghastiafy67 My friend Pedro flashbacks

@dltstopmotion1519 3 жыл бұрын

I loved that game

@dinosaurusmaximus8506 3 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see this become a series!

@blank_home1229 3 жыл бұрын

i've been hoping for more of this, nice.

@deezwaffles558 3 жыл бұрын

When the opening gives you the full experience of the episode

@Cantthinkofgoodaname 3 жыл бұрын

Something I love about your channel is that you will sometimes go back to old and good games from years ago and play them again

@samuelbreakerdawn5966 3 жыл бұрын

I love how he always adds dirty puns in his vids

@GhostHelwig 3 жыл бұрын

Omg I was hoping this game would return one day, and this was even more hilarious and weird than I expected. 😂 I really want to see this become a series. This was so much freaking fun.

@FenrizNNN 3 жыл бұрын

Stan: **Gets reduced to buttcheeks** Also Stan: _This but a scratch!_

@talion1175 3 жыл бұрын

*Call it a draw*

@Brandon-ym2sb 3 жыл бұрын

Tis*

@Von_Karma 3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad we had the same idea

@BassTooHardTM 3 жыл бұрын

When I saw the notification for this video I clicked faster than a old person clicking their life alert.

@tethegoat2485 3 жыл бұрын

Damn cruel joke

@lolboygaming2933 3 жыл бұрын

@@tethegoat2485 haha he thinks gram gram is fast enough to press it

@moo8866 3 жыл бұрын

Faster than me pulling the plug to their life support?

@tethegoat2485 3 жыл бұрын

@@lolboygaming2933 haha it’s funny how my grandma is under 60 and can run faster than your slow ass

@Randomdeep-facts 3 жыл бұрын

@@moo8866 Jesus

@CJ_1406 3 жыл бұрын

"Just Die Already" is an accurate representation of my whole life.

@firecastlemunchies6535 3 жыл бұрын

I like to smother myself in vasaline naked and wiggle on the floor pretending im a worm

@troll2854 3 жыл бұрын

@@firecastlemunchies6535 that's random 😂😂

@spacecatkin 3 жыл бұрын

@@firecastlemunchies6535 are are you okay

@ctrlaltdelete6539 3 жыл бұрын

@@spacecatkin he is fine, all humans do that but because you asked that, that means...YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN!

@spacecatkin 3 жыл бұрын

@@ctrlaltdelete6539 oh yeah, sorry I'm a furry i wouldn't know what humans do

@kyrahaas4916 3 жыл бұрын

This is what makes my day everytime 🤣

@yoshmorita6860 Жыл бұрын

Kyra

@gipsyavenger7345 3 жыл бұрын

Can you do another west of loathing episode? Its been awhile since you made a episode on that.

@JulesS25 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr I think he’s not playing it anymore because it wasn’t getting enough views I still hope for another episode

@bigdipper8572 3 жыл бұрын

Well it a really long game and it wasn't getting enough views so

@owurakwaku6787 3 жыл бұрын

People were not really watching it at the time so he kinda canceled it

@sounddoom5836 3 жыл бұрын

The West of Loathing videos weren't getting enough views to make it a series same for Minecraft it's kinda sad because they were great

@Pro-mj5nr 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I loved it but forgot about it

@bot2thot25 3 жыл бұрын

Sheet Vs. Senile Person. Outcome: *FATALITY*

@Candy_Kid_ 3 жыл бұрын

This person should’ve gotten an A in math

@Kreegon 3 жыл бұрын

Yea this person is a genius

@Deathturtl 3 жыл бұрын

It was. Sheep not a sheet

@cookie_crumb1220 3 жыл бұрын

Captain sauce,you have the best sense of humor

@crablord8499 3 жыл бұрын

I loved the other videos you made on this, now there is more! Keep up the good work!

@eganheisey-grove9700 3 жыл бұрын

Captain Sauce: Literally askes a crab if it knows english... do I need to say more?

@callumcoombs7579 3 жыл бұрын

cap be welcoming us back like it wasn't ten months ago he last uploaded just die already content

@shellshockhkmk7816 3 жыл бұрын

Every time cap calls an old lady Gladis I keep thinking GLaDOS. Oh, and Cap? I would love you to return

@Vsp.monokuma 3 жыл бұрын

My grand kids will know the story of me dying by being eaten by piranhas

@rockeygaming7167 3 жыл бұрын

No retirement home can hold me just like how my bladder cannot hold my pee.

@eethannnn 3 жыл бұрын

like my basement cannot hold my children

@firecastlemunchies6535 3 жыл бұрын

I like to go in my backyard and get naked than Pour a jug of orphan blood all over me and let squirrels lick me dry

@kidjames6875 3 жыл бұрын

@Zero Ling Strange........

@kidjames6875 3 жыл бұрын

@Zero Ling K

@tethegoat2485 3 жыл бұрын

@@firecastlemunchies6535 you’re a demon the power of god compels you 🙏😇

@Justsomeguy0526 3 жыл бұрын

This game is amazing and funny, keep playing

@yoshmorita6860 Жыл бұрын

Lobo

@Justsomeguy0526 Жыл бұрын

@@yoshmorita6860 what

@helispos9086 3 жыл бұрын

The man got turned inside out by a bunch of animals.

@cathygrandstaff1957 3 жыл бұрын

“Why is there a sheep in the laundry room, are they in cahoots with the fridge crab?” CaptainSauce 2021 In this case they’re in cahoots with the piranhas.

@lechking941 3 жыл бұрын

Aperintly from my guessings it's the 4 old peoples thing you and the others have.

@wumbology6072 3 жыл бұрын

So happy he’s playing it again!

@urabrick6560 3 жыл бұрын

Captain sauce makes everything better even a bunch of old people being set on fire

@imranch9773 3 жыл бұрын

Yes i am so happy this series is back

@TallPerson676 3 жыл бұрын

Man I missed this game, glad it’s back.

@letsplaybarrysmod5815 3 жыл бұрын

Its back! I saw this on the steam store page today but didn't buy it

@Marvelous_Max 3 жыл бұрын

at 3:17 the arms line up perfectly

@haiwang8443 3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for another video for this

@azki2313 3 жыл бұрын

Why I should be president: why is there a piranha tank in my room

@landonishere5163 3 жыл бұрын

“Why is there a sheep in the laundry room?” Cap 2021

@danisheldon4790 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, the needs a series! I loved the demo you played!!

@jaycrumpacker8493 3 жыл бұрын

“Ooh sunglasses!” Proceeds to get launched right into a hungry piranha tank

@Captain·Cain 3 жыл бұрын

The way he said ahegao killed me

@fangrose4664 3 жыл бұрын

I'm so happy he's doing this again 😂 I love this

@felowixgames2098 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone realize when he goes to the haunted fridge then loses his limbs and when he stand there so PERFECTLY he looks like he got baby arms but old

@pate_wolf 3 жыл бұрын

First time I have cried by laughter because of a CaptainSauce video. We need more!!

@ainiuskriksciunas2499 3 жыл бұрын

Captainsauce cell to singularity has the dino update please play again

@anabnormaltuesday5416 3 жыл бұрын

Old people

@finnsemara4802 3 жыл бұрын

Nothing brings me more joy then finding out I have a new captainsauce video to watch after a long day of school

@thestoopid1721 3 жыл бұрын

Well now the piranhas aren’t hungry 0:20

@mjfadeaway22 3 жыл бұрын

Old man: “you working class fools. My numerous methods of death are carefully planned. I’m leagues ahead of all you. I am superior. I am the God of the seniors. All bow down to ultra grandpa”

@unfunny2386 3 жыл бұрын

Underated comment lol. Commenting to Bump

@unfunny2386 3 жыл бұрын

Me after telling my Dementia I don't remember asking:

@something1854 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for listening to us and coming back to this.

@jare3459 3 жыл бұрын

Sheep is working for the fish

@ahgetouttaere7808 3 жыл бұрын

Hey captainsauce, can you try a large custom campaign i made called "short peeps vs the WORLD", it has like almost 40 levels with custom units, custom scenarios, a story, my attempt at humour, and i made it specifically for you Please try it out

@Bobo0216 3 жыл бұрын

I wanna see this being played with the salt boys

@joshtheweirdguy5701 3 жыл бұрын

The Return Of The King

@TnT_F0X 3 жыл бұрын

a lot of fun memories coming with recent games! Blobfish Evolution, Grandpa garbage bin Jesus... Next I might finish a dang PTTR Map for him to play lol.

@itaaricbruhstcyr2213 3 жыл бұрын

Fast time I click I didn't read the title

@eddykidplayzyt 3 жыл бұрын

Day 77 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best

@kingtoasts9485 3 жыл бұрын

I love for you to make a series out of this

@idksomethingfunny1540 3 жыл бұрын

Day 139 of asking cap to play chat masters a mobile game you can make a hilarious video out of

@damianneeley5121 3 жыл бұрын

Day 59 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots

@helispos9086 3 жыл бұрын

hey i remember you!

@persontheguyman223 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he nows he just doesnt want to show it

@damianneeley5121 3 жыл бұрын

@@persontheguyman223 why not I mean like it’s constant that makes him more money

@helispos9086 3 жыл бұрын

@@persontheguyman223 well then.

@icetide9411 3 жыл бұрын

Arthur became Stan, and then he became a corpse again

@oscarhardman7614 3 жыл бұрын

I love this series he finally came back

@friendlybean3521 3 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for more battle cats and blade and sourcery

@HXRQI 3 жыл бұрын

i have clicked faster than i can blink

@speedwagon6133 3 жыл бұрын

I love how he says sorry

@supremeguccielmo 3 жыл бұрын

I love this series! Glad it is back up =)

@izabelgramajo9135 3 жыл бұрын

Not first

@alsorick9 3 жыл бұрын

you were first

@nanits1 3 жыл бұрын

You are first buddy

@blank_home1229 3 жыл бұрын

wait what

@lllilwikedll3402 3 жыл бұрын

Oh, but you are

@doctorniteomega7404 3 жыл бұрын

Omg your first

@pharaoh_of_chaos7755 3 жыл бұрын

Love to see this game back. You really make my day better captain. Thank you❤

@ianwhite2867 3 жыл бұрын

I would love this series really any series you make are awesome

@jamesscalzo3033 3 жыл бұрын

Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing this game! We must get as much "Sauce" on what's going on as possible!

@liltrist34keepitreal6 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for bringing this game back

@jessicabedilion8970 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for coming back to this game cap

@therushinggamer6735 3 жыл бұрын

Hey CaptainSauce my grandpa just passed away and I just wanted you to know that this video made me very happy and I just want to thank you

@TexasRailfan2008 3 жыл бұрын

I swear I was watching this while my mom was sitting on the other side of the room and I lost it 😂

@xeroclan9595 3 жыл бұрын

I don't even remember the last episode of this and I can't find it anywhere.

@cydragon2.099 3 жыл бұрын

yes please turn this into a series!!

@just_pop5277 3 жыл бұрын

i like how cap spent the whole vid in the retirement home

@alexisjoelroldan2938 3 жыл бұрын

Yes back to the vids that makes me laugh for a whole 10 minutes i loved the series and its back

@deadknight5376 3 жыл бұрын

Captainsauce I love to watch you play this game again

@varcherry421 3 жыл бұрын

I whach all the way to the end because you need the middle to get the end I love it.

@emperortano8338 3 жыл бұрын

Loved seeing you play this again

@grannyperson 3 жыл бұрын

FINALLY, i loved this game, then u stopped playing it for some reason, so please continue to play this.

@tymcornell 3 жыл бұрын

Yoooooo it’s back!! I loved this series Who else liked this series?

@dustincausey3344 2 ай бұрын

Cap: Stan is right handed Me: I’m pretty sure he’s using his left hand to swing his right hand

@weegee8042 3 жыл бұрын

9:54: You pulled off the most famous line from The Animaniacs

@jullien8386 3 жыл бұрын

I thought that his name was Arthur not Stan And also happy your playing this again

@vamrack8344 3 жыл бұрын

Oh this would make a perfect series