DeMoN Lama TV that hurts

MAXIMILIANSCLONE nr.69 bro you named yourself after a KZfaqr and took their picture, you aren’t that much better

@@kaleke8335 And Maximillianmus is a fortnite youtuber

I rate that arrivederci 9/11

Craiginator Jones nah originally he was an OW KZfaqr

Doppio: *Scream in agony*

How do you get that font?

Also is the orange stuff coming out of doppio rust or blood

Nathaniel Taylor Blood, it just lost a lot of iron so that’s why it looks orangish

@@dripexe6012 imagine if he just shoved oranges in in his skin 🍊

You are not wrong, poor child

Rissoto should have won

help Definitely,he could have instantly killed him by using Metallica and spawn razor blades in Doppio’s heart

@@AscendedZenith doppio should've been dead well before the fight concluded. Man spawned a pair of scissors in his throat forcing him to rip them out. Doppio being able to fight past a few minutes was nonsense

@@tylerlackey1175 doppio would die but Diavolo will survive for sure, if doppio personality went of Diavolo would get the complete control and Risotto would get kill because he even know what happened with him.

He wouldnt feel it tho unless he wake up

@@YujinOnYT he was awake, the screams are not of Gelato cuz he was tied up and those was really clear screams sooo...

If it's any consolation, the pain and blood loss would make someone pass out pretty fast

The baaaaallsss

@@aziatouchsilent8507 agreed

Melone: bit by a random snake

@@atijohn8135 Golden *W I N D* 's snake

@@aninstrument2803 you mean Golden *E X P I E R E N C E*

If so then only risotto would have joined them cause the others are dead

@@trashbag1108 junior is babyface

Not breathed

Big Jaym if ghiaccio didn’t whine all of them would be alive

If risotto himself fought the Bruno gang he would of single-handedly killed most of them saving his gang.

@@cloudyday362 OR they would team up since their goal is to attack the Boss anyway

@@cernos7230 Even if they did team up their end goal after the boss is completely different and they would fight and kill each other anyway

La squadra had different goals

Bence Albert True, but if they had betrayed the boss earlier they could’ve actually worked together

the thing is la squadra likely had completely different ideals and ways they wanted to run the gang compared to gionio

@@NeostormXLMAX If I remember correctly they felt like the boss and the rest of Passione did not treat them with respect even when they did most of the dirty assasination work. Diavolo paid them a really small amount compared to what he was keeping and he even refused to give them their own territory so that's why they decided to overthrow him.

Murch and Dice Wtf are you doing here If you’re still on part 1?!?!?

Part 5 was much more cut throat than the other parts

And that's how mafia works

@@pietrogenovese3076 and thats why by far out of 1-5 part of the anime series part 5 is my favorite

Part 6: I'm not even a villian and I'm dead😭😭😭😭

Risotto yes but Ghiaccio is annoying

@@Bloudes to each their own

what about pesci?

@@Bloudes white album Is still a pretty good stand tho

@@Bloudes I personally find it interesting to see a villain who is extremely competent while not being the typical calm and cool headed mastermind

He got killed like this Death#17: Punishment by Risotto Death#36: Killed by Illuso Death#109: Curbstomped by Formaggio And most brutally Death#120: Purple Haze

Death #420: Emperor/King Crimson has enough and snaps it's own neck

Death 790# Diavolo from past Kills Diavolo

Death 1015: cheap trick reaps off his back

Death#13 LALI HOOOOO get it?

@Burak Cioccolata:1 Gelato:1

Mista:0

Mista: 4

@@ahmednasr3552 He gets like half a point for Pesci and Ghiaccio

Narancia had like 4 and mista had 4 i believe

Even Diavolos like I ain't that bad while referring to them

Diavolo even feels disgusted by them and only calls for their help when it's truly necessary

Highway Star: 🙄

36 parts?

He was cut up ​@@Skull19O1

@@Skull19O1he was chopped into 36 parts by Cioccolata

@@GoomyGotHeadphones4632OH 😭😭😬 god that’s so morbid 😭

Wait until you get to part 7, there you'll see the biggest shutdown

George Gombas thing is, in that fight doppio was fighting and didn’t have full king crimson. If diavolo was out he would’ve fucking wiped the floor with him.

@George Gombas Right, but soooooo wrong bro. Diavolo had that fight in the bag. Imagine that scene with Aerosmith with Giorno's theme instead of the Boss's, and instead of him being a "coward", all of a sudden he's just outplayed Risotto instead of hiding behind Bruno's gang. The Boss ain't the Boss for no reason, and if he'd gone 100 from the start, Mr. Nero would have been toast.

@Software Legend That's why I said "right but so wrong". Was he a coward? Yes. But the guy can't be underestimated: even ONLY epitaph + the ARMS, not ability of KC were enough to nearly corner Risotto.

George Gombas king crimson isnt even a strong stand aside from time skip, its defence and speed are lackluster, star platinum and crazy diamond can pulverize it in close combat

Truly

SEKAI CHI

imagine being allergic to UV light

SpeeeeeEEdwagGOOonnN

@Optimus Troll i was about to comment the same thing xD

His whole team probably got to defeat Diavalo many times over.

Morel of the story....Money ain't worth this zhit

I knew how it ended in the manga but it didnt hit home how laughable he got cucked until the anime. Shit made me angry

@@tylerlackey1175 it was kinda the same thing for ghiaccio, man did all that work and got a direct hit on mista only to be KONO GIRONO GIOVANNA NIHA YUME GA ARU'ed

Yes

YOU already said thx for 1.5k likes this is...Life bitch

aww shit

La Squadra wasn't bad, both teams had same goal in mind, only that buccelatis found out right after they killed the hitmans

No one is good

Part 2’s Wammu has my respect as well

The only real bad guys were Diavolo, Cioccolata, Secco and maybe Polpo. The rest should have all teamed up to get to the boss, it would have been perfect

@@shawn_99 You just need Fugo or Rissotto to end the boss easily (And dying in the process)

Part 4: *Murder*

Part 1: Castlevania Part 2: Fighting aztec gods with hamon and german science

@@pharaohboy8657 Part 2: Ally with n4z1s to kill the last aztecs

@@pharaohboy8657 Johnathan is Leon Belmont

Part 6 : *mass murder*

I can’t take in the knowledge u just said

@@ericqunheng7538 In summary, when snek bite tongue, poison takes effect faster.

@@dummy3467 Can you shorten even more?

@@InnocentC0 poisonous tongue bite = faster death

@@InnocentC0 snek + tang = fast ouchie

Wow I'm first

Shut up it’s been two months

Shut up it’s been two months

Shut up it's been two months

Shut up it's been two months

More like: mortal kombat level killing

Underrated

Peace was never an option

I see this meme from instagram

Friendship is magic 😂

Prosciutto and Bruno had just had a knuckle-dragger of a fight, and Prosciutto went from holding Buccellati in his contempt to realizing he'd make an amazing capo. Unfortunately, fate dictated they had to fight.

fimme a timestamp, please

@@thevoid5696 kinda late but here they are: 9:26 Bruno looking at Prosciutto's body & 17:48 Diavolo talking to Risotto about how embarassing would be if Bucciarati found him dying

*angery purple enderhaze noises*

He basically is one

I JUST CHOKED ON MY CHOCOLATE MILK THANKYOU 😂😂😂😂😂😂

HERES SOME CHOCCY MILK BECAUSE YOURE EPIC

if purple haze is an enderman then 2 things. 1. enderman are fucking scary 2. I'll never be able to see an enderman the same way again

Which means he could’ve (and should’ve) won

@@awesomegone4408 He could've, but that goes for every fight.

@@awesomegone4408 Um one sentence for ya " KING CRIMSON NO NOURYOKU"

@@awesomegone4408 pesci would’ve won if he didn’t stop the train melone would have won if he reacted to the snake at all ghiacco actually was backed into a corner there, if giorno was faster his ass would’ve been beaten harder junior would’ve won if anime seconds weren’t 2 minutes long

the stickman adventure show tru

And also say the one thing he told Pesci not to say.

Low caliber bullet*

No, you're mistaken. That was actually Metal Pole Requiem... much more powerful.

pole-nareff

Well, the bullets did pierce the ice, but not deep enough. The first time Ghyakko got hit with the metal spike it didn't damage him, but it was Mista's and Giorno's constant barrage of hits that ended up carving the spike into his neck

Fun fact: Gelato means Ice Cream in Italian.

Cioccolata killing Sorbe and Gelato is a detail David Production added in.

Wow that joke is really good

Paul Murphy of course secco is there why wouldnt he be with Mr. Chocolate

Kinda looks like Secco's recording too. Which would be expected lol

*FUCK YOU* HE'S NOT MJ

@@user-ek2xg3ps5s until you found out that his stand is a reference to MJ

@@user-ek2xg3ps5s YOU ARE A REFERENCE

@@user-ek2xg3ps5s looks like he got heehee'd into the wind. Like a certain *Golden Wind*

@@user-ek2xg3ps5s Dude these puns need to *Beat it.*

I allways feel bad for pechi

@@kinleyjohnston4102 he was the only one in the group who was not a sadistic murderer or a pervert.

@@thechadpenguin5238prosciutto?

It's called emperor ploto requiem Ability:increase the length of the story by adding instead of erasing time

To be perfectly fair the la squadia bits were to protect Trish before Bruno and the gang went against the boss cause he tried to kill trish then they wanted to fight against the boss

la squadra wanted the drug route. Even if they could help bruno, their interests conflicted regardless.

If they teamed up they could have easily killed the boss

@@kirboderbo3988 Well, a 1 vs 1 battle between Fugo and Diavolo, or Rissotto vs Diavolo could have ended with the both opponents dying (Of course if they were seriously going to kill each other in the beginning)

Rohan Kishibe

@@carachamadofinger4640 that were the last word of rohan before getting fucked up

What I hear is “CAN TANNA”

@@axolotl593 katta na*

Well right before you died you said "KONO DIO DA"

Fr, I'm glad at least someone in La Squadra died quick and painlessly 😔😔

getting bitten on the tongue by a burning snake, and shortly after, there's a bunch of flesh cubes near his corpse

lotta ppl theorize that the cioccolata fight by the colosseum was supposed to be Giorno vs Fugo. Fugo was originally supposed to be a traitor to Bucciaratis group (confirmed), but Araki changed the plot point to Fugo staying bc the idea of Fugo betraying made Araki very sad. But it's interesting because Fugo's stand's disease is somewhat similar to Cioccolata's, and Ciocc. vs Giorno happens *right* before the final battles. Idk if I believe it but it is super cool to imagine such a big scale battle between Giorno and Fugo; two of the smartest characters in Jojo's

@@ad-dk3md it would be cool to have fugo vs giorno. A battle between old friends, the stand of rotting and death vs the stand of life.

La Squadra waiting for Diavolo to join the game would be like Diavolo joined Diavolo disconnected Diavolo joined Diavolo disconnected Diavolo joined Diavolo disconnected Diavolo joined Diavolo disconnected ...

Diavolo doesent even get any form of afterlife its just never ending pain. At least Kars can stop thinking and kinda die.

@@atonxment2868 diavolo eventually joins LA SQUADRA THEME PLAYS

Really Diavolo got the worst ending out of any villain in JoJo. Karz might have gotten lost in space, DIO might have exploded from the inside out, Kira might have gotten sent to god knows where, Pucci might have gotten a full on reset just like everyone else who died in part 6, Valentine might have gotten trapped in a single spot throughout all of space time, But Diavolo’s fate is worse than any kind of hell the others might have been sent to when they died.

@@JV-pt6ht Not kinda die, he literally just turns his brain off and stops believing in pain. He may not even breathe in space, but he doesn't have to be tortured knowing he could die at any moment only to NOT die, but keep the pain of death, like the stab wounds and the liver donation. I personally rather be Kars here than Diavolo.

Yeah lol

Cola a pretty gud choice

Cola

cOlAa

CooollLlLLlaAAAaaA

Would have love to see them in steel ball run

I loved la squadra...

@@illusoghiaccio **non ha senso dire queste cose in inglese per poi aggiungere una parola a caso in italiano**

They could have helped so much with finding Diavolo.

Mannnnnndom

Pucci: giorno I need your help destroying the joestars Aren't I joestar

How about Zucchero who defeated Giorno at the exact moment that the Piano started?

"IVE WON" means DIE

Gelato died in a VERY FUCKING DISGUSTING way and man sorbet got every piece of his body chopped

Prosciutto was maimed and dragged for miles stuck in the wheels of the train

melone got bit in the tongue of a snake and died to that.

@@randomwanderingstranger293 kinky

@@concernednoiseo1909 maybe

b0ss planned it out tho

Abbachio would still be alive too

played stupid, won stupid

Risotto is no match to Diavolo. King Crimson’s Time Erasure is invincible.

But he would still kill Doppio so you get a point there.

What about wamuu? :(

Ringo? Rykiel? Prosciutto? Wekapipo?

Man said gf

@@Blappyboop Fair enough. Also Wamuu.

(Spoilers) Yeah I respect Rissoto too.. he almost won but Narancia killed him with Aerosmith.. kinda angry about it

Neither did the la squadra team did

HEAVEN ASCENDED DIO BRANDO exactly

@@TheP1ckle except melone, he did something wrong to that woman on the train.

@@superkamiguru4189 And Prosciutto. Turning a train full of bystanders into dry remains of old people.

Marco Lucas I mean technically he didn’t actually do anything to her

Bruno is 1080p and the others are pure garbage

@@chrissmith5961 Part 5 has the best main cast with every character being developed perfectly like Abbachio finding redemption from his past or Trish gaining the self confidence that awakened her stand . And Araki said that Mista is one of his favourite characters . Even the minor villains in Part 5 , like Prosciutto and Risotto , were unique and interesting and had a genuine bond between them

@@moderncrusader1150 I was joking but ok, it’s funny to see Giorno standing up for everyone lol

Also bruno: So i litteraly murdered your of friend live and robbed u of everything, your mentor, your friend, your motivation *EVERYTHING* and im also gonna shit talk but once ur getting angry at me your a piece of shit chocolatta level

@@moderncrusader1150 I know this is late and all but hottake: Mista is a shit character literally all he does is just shoot and miss and need giorno to help him I don’t think he even got character development at all if he didn’t exist there wouldn’t be a big difference anyways

Brazil be like: if you did not watch to all directions, you will be mugged

Brazil be like: if you did not watch to all directions, you will be mugged

pretty much..

Ok but like im just realizing this Look at that hair Did he have Cioccolata do his dirty work???? That makes this even more sick imo

@@gamergirlpiss319 In the manga, it wasn't specified who Diavolo sent to kill sorbet and gelato. David productions put cioccolata there themselves. And yes it is indeed Cioccolata

Yeah i definitely didn’t remember that in the manga so it makes sense it would only just now catch my eye. The anime is so freakin good wth 😭

@@gamergirlpiss319 Cioccolatta himself mentioned that he did this many times to the point where he knew we which vessels to block in order to keep the victim alive as long as possible.. therefore making him be able to cut himself to pieces while maintaining his blood in order to stay alive. now tbh... i wished if they showed a glimpse of a flashback showing cioccolatta doing that horrible shit to sorbet while saying these words.. O.o

Bro but im serious jojo was BY FAR the most violent anime i ever watched

You must be new around here...

JoJos bizarre adventure is lowkey a literal massacre

@@frosty5948 *BERSERK IN THE 90S*

@@zoraz8255 dont know

You made my day xd

Okamoto's voice cracks are the sounds of heavenly angels wtf do u mean they're pure and would never hurt anyone

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q8iVg6mKmdPFZWQ.html imo this is funnier xd despite the fact that isn't Daisuke Ono

Nandanteeeeeeeee

Bakugo when he realizes he is going to be jojo character

It's nandatte not nandante

Exactly

B u c c i

They could talk. But La Squadra wanted to continue to sell drugs. The final battle of Brunos gang vs Diavolo is already intense as heck, imagine if it had a 3°Faction trying to take the power of Passione.

@@laughingarrancar6859 the final battle would be someting like: Bruno and Giorno vs Risotto vs Diavolo (maybe Doppio)

@@filhotedepapagaio4570 Also with Mista and Trish supporting Giorno and Bruno. Mista of course helping with long ranged attacks and now that I think about Trish's Spice Girl is the perfect counter for Risotto's Mettalica.

Heh, IRONY

@@rrobin1111 Fuck, why did I never realize that-

Not if you're Bruno tho

I read "Motto" as "Molto" 😂

Damn i didnt notice before

And Secco is there recording all the shit too.

I would have never noticed that on my own. Makes that couple even worse then what was actually shown.

That was also anime only

Lmao

uh, NOW THIS IS PURE BULLSHIT.

The only ounce of logic to make sense of that comparison could be that Giorno, having made an antivenom of Purple Haze's toxin, could've given the snake the toxin as venom, and that Doppio could be holding the scissor wound in his neck closed. But Dopod would still be dead from literally vomiting up nails and razor blades, which would've so heavily lacerated his throat that he would've probably been near to drowning on his own blood before losing consciousness due to iron deficiency and blood loss.

@@jasonkeith2832

@@jasonkeith2832 ok the scissors he wouldve been fine, your arteries are on the far sides of your neck and under the sides of your jaws, yeah thered be blood loss but it wouldn't be serious and considering it was a skin level wound, the razors on the other hand would have torn him up but I have a feeling Diavolo took some of the damage onto his soul ? Idk plus all JoJo characters have atleast 5 times the amount of blood a human has and seem to have iron rich diets so

PLOT

You can also see secco recording it

ARUARUARUARUARUARUARU

He screams "UBASHAAAA!"

UBASHAAAAAAAAA

I don't hear ubashaaa at all.

Purple Haze:GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

LOL GET REKT N00B

The next fews second : 5:08

melone are my fav villian in vento aureo tho

Others are in literall hell while him is just sayinf di molto

Melone wasn't exactly that bad of a guy, seeing as he only harmed two people, and one of them was necessary to activate his stand

Chicco had it the worst

@@Hemet1725 the man forcefully infertilizes people with his stand mate

Me: *YA THINK?*

As an MK veteran, that is a cute way to die

@@Hemet1725 mk is a bad game i used to like it when i was childish

@@lem1185 Gotta respect your opinion, but I like the game. Mk11 is 9/10 for me

@@Hemet1725 mk11 is trash. X was better

DavidPro did a great job in making La Squadra seem more human compared to a lot of jojo villains. Really hoping they'll do that for some of Part 6's minor villains too

@@atroe143 but if they made the bad guys' deaths really sad, I'm going to feel terrible for those guys instead

​@@atroe143about that..

How potent is that venom?! I don't think that potency is even possible.Maybe with the box jellyfish, but it kills in a few minutes, not 10 seconds

@@fishii8237 it 3 seconds. 3 SECONDS

@@fishii8237 yeah but this is golden experience we are talking about. It can probably make the deadliest animals

@@ahmed4363 EXTREMELY POISONOUS BULLET ANTS

@@lmao1660 OH FUC-

Yes, your rigth.

Bruh, imagine if both teams realized they want to take over Passione, so they agreed to split up the organization when they take it over with each other's help, imagine how much different would it been

@@theuniverse1158 i mean la squadra was still pretty terrible people, theyd probably have a few disagreements

@@vierzehn575 and they both didn’t have the same ordeals as each other. Bruno team wanted to stop drug trade and la squadra wanted to take over the drug trade

@@ElMango14 but they only wanted to take over the drug trade because the boss wasn't paying them for what they were worth, or respecting them for what they were worth. If la Squadra had lived/succeeded in killing the boss and Giorno became the new boss, then Giorno could still get rid of the drugs, all he has to do is give la Squadra a bigger paycheck and respect them.

Fact

Supimpa I mean he was close to killing Diavolo

@@balfali1959 *Doppio, he can't do anything against Diavolo

Same fucking thing with Jonathan

I’m the best orange

If he was like the drug team in PHF he probably didn't have a lot of time to think since that stand virus works FAST

Yea but risotto want sell drugs, and bucci hate that

Fellino na risotto team is assassins group so selling drug doesn’t matter to them that much if it pay well. Maybe they will work under Giorno if he give them some high rank and pay them a lot

@@thesgscout6112 their whole goal was to take over the drug circuit.

Marius Hughes they are hitman so drug is not the problem with them, they hate the boss because he didn’t pay them enough or respect them so the first 2 member go out to blackmail diavolo but end up dying. After that there goal change from get more money to revenge

No matter how you slice it, Bucciarati and his team were always going to face off against La Squadra in battle to the death.

Damn that was some foreshadowing

If u saw Giorno versus Ciocollatta and if u remembered his hairstyle,u would have knew it was him

Woww wth

Secco be like:📽️

@@lorantpapp07 bruh secco number 1 camera man.

Untrue, Pesci bodied that train conductor

Tbf, Ghiaccio, Melone, and Illuso got really close

@@creightonofmirrah2479 they all got really close like bruno being a feet away from falling off a train

@@crimsonify4418 yeah

@@crimsonify4418 and Formaggio being able to kill Narancia at any second

I don’t get it

{タイラー} ok then Mr smartass, explain it rather than calling the poor kid an idiot Or could it be you don’t know how to explain it

@{タイラー} but why don't you explain it? Bruh.

@{タイラー} you are weebo with no attitude kinda garbage

@{タイラー} dumbass doesn't explain

They definitely seemed like the type to kill over some petty dispute, kinda like most villain in JoJo

​@@OnlyTheStrongest116 the scene with the waiter:

Yes

Mista Guido the pineapple and the Italian meat alright

oh my gosh yes! they are my favourite JoFoes! The writing makes it feel like they are actually siblings who depend on each other. and thats a really hard thing to do well. Prosciutto is an intimidating villain with an intimidating stand, while Pescis seems underpowered, when you see the hook enter a body, you realize just how quickly it can kill. Pesci

Most of all I miss them

I kinda just wish Pesci remained super focused and full of resolve until his death, rather than immediately losing the confidence he’d developed from Prosciutto

@@aliyah82 It is.

Gelato died after choking on his own vomit, not despair

Damn spy, impersonating me without my permission...

*peace*

Experimce

"Ay yo Marcello how the fuck did this guy get sliced and diced, and how he got zippers on his wounds???"

"Why the hell is this guy's body melted?

ayo who lit the street up bruh

@@harisqureshi1520 "bro this guy got stabbed through a pole"

@@aklaaaultramarine3904 When melone sees Pesci's body the zippers are gone so it just appears to be a dismembered body, not to mention non stand users can't see stand effects unless they effect physical objects for example in star dust crusaders the police don't see avdol's flames

For what reason though?

@@joevincent1987 He's probably anticipating an ambush

@@umarrashdan51 He was just scared as shit. Only normal for you to arm yourself when you're feeling scared.

It wouldn't suprise me that he did it out of anxiety. Id want to protect myself too if I saw one of my friends chopped up like a Damien Hirst sculpture.

Thomas Ng it’s common and easy for someone to summon their stand when they feel like they have to defend themselves, or attack someone

Yeah but that was a dumb move on Diavolo's part, because if the boss ran and let Bruno's team come then he could have told them the bosses name (well doppio isn't the bosses name but its good enough)

chocolate boi

and second boi

@@tdaharold8539 I believe you mean Mengele and a rabid dog

chocolat boi and sicko boi

La squadra alone could defeat diavolo (alone) with ease , but a team vs team would be pretty difficult , though white album completely destroys crush , and mitm could just bring Carne to the mirror world , even if he died , B.I.G still would be in the mirror world , risotto could kill secco from inside

. Ciociolatta? Beachy boi , Talking head? Well , everything goes . Formaggio could try to shrink b.i.g , the only one who i find a bit useless is prosciutto , heck even teaming with ghiaccio makes his ability useless , kind of.

I forgot about melone , uhh.... An army of baby faces vs Diavolo? King crimson , kc's range is E , even if Melone fails , we still have Pesci.

HEAVEN ASCENDED DIO BRANDO very true

@@illusoghiaccio melone could take couple of blood from trish and make a perfect weapon against boss with his babyface, that why they wanted to take her

I mean they have similar roles and I think Bruno acknowledges that

@@guidomista559 They are the moms

@@ThisAUofReality Nah Rissoto is the mom of La squadra

That scene makes me want to cry for some reason

@@guidomista559 4 NOT ANYMORE