NOCLIPPING NORMANDY IN NANOSUITS | Warface

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TheRussianBadger

TheRussianBadger

4 жыл бұрын

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@joshred1571
@joshred1571 4 жыл бұрын
The mg42 is my concealed carry.
@cd1565
@cd1565 4 жыл бұрын
Josh Red may I ask what you conceal it in?
@toucansam5330
@toucansam5330 4 жыл бұрын
C D I just rest it in a hand bag
@thenutbucket5971
@thenutbucket5971 4 жыл бұрын
@@cd1565 Zap carry.
@tonikaycheney7120
@tonikaycheney7120 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, you gotta go for that open carry. Gotta let people know you’re packing heat.
@absoluteunit5552
@absoluteunit5552 4 жыл бұрын
I prefer a thermonuclear bomb as my EDC
@RekttalofBlades
@RekttalofBlades 4 жыл бұрын
“Gave everyone a gun that tells the enemy when your empty.” That’s where you’re wrong buddy, you just fired eight rounds of 30-06, nobody can hear shit now
@nicolasa.3192
@nicolasa.3192 4 жыл бұрын
"Patterson! How many enemies?!" *_"What?"_*
@gatorermy8204
@gatorermy8204 4 жыл бұрын
The enemy’s don’t know if you empty if they are dead
@Pyreleaf
@Pyreleaf 4 жыл бұрын
Rektalof Blades or you can run a BAR and your grandchildren will have tinnitus.
@CMDRFandragon
@CMDRFandragon 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it might work in a video game but yeah, the ping means shit. Its almost like there are 9 other men in your squad near by......
@samuelschurman3762
@samuelschurman3762 4 жыл бұрын
CMDRFandragon I heard that there were some cases where it mattered. But then our guys just started dropping empty clips on the ground and shooting when they came around the corner.
@somerandomguyyounevermet2117
@somerandomguyyounevermet2117 4 жыл бұрын
"Finger guns, Nanosuits, and Disinfectant spray" - Ah yes, the three branches of the United State's pandemic plan
@lorekeeper2190
@lorekeeper2190 4 жыл бұрын
Basically the plot of Crysis 2!
@bulgarianpigeon4080
@bulgarianpigeon4080 4 жыл бұрын
Ok that was good
@namavoid3266
@namavoid3266 4 жыл бұрын
Some Random Guy You Never Met the three branches of the US government
@TCUberGhost
@TCUberGhost 4 жыл бұрын
Never question the democracy
@convergence1point
@convergence1point 4 жыл бұрын
Never question muh freedoms
@identi8040
@identi8040 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you legs with a gun? Or are you a gun with legs?" Well where I come from, the corpus call that a Moa
@souakadpadkid6685
@souakadpadkid6685 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yea
@bloodraven6250
@bloodraven6250 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry, where do you come from?
@souakadpadkid6685
@souakadpadkid6685 3 жыл бұрын
@@bloodraven6250 Sorry you ain't a part of the Kool Kids Klub
@bloodraven6250
@bloodraven6250 3 жыл бұрын
@@souakadpadkid6685 seriously, what's that reference?
@souakadpadkid6685
@souakadpadkid6685 3 жыл бұрын
@@bloodraven6250 No
@nuckchorris499
@nuckchorris499 2 жыл бұрын
“This game is 100% free!” Plays with all the pay content
@stealthynaxo
@stealthynaxo 4 жыл бұрын
Division 2: Taught us that Heavenly failed geography. Warface: Taught us that Heavenly failed history.
@rumwrestlelive
@rumwrestlelive 3 жыл бұрын
I-
@CustomCoupeUltimate
@CustomCoupeUltimate 3 жыл бұрын
@@icecream4you161 nice one
@Kingjustin1019
@Kingjustin1019 2 жыл бұрын
What’s next? Us finding out that Heavenly failed chemistry?
@Eye_Of_Odin978
@Eye_Of_Odin978 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kingjustin1019 shit, probably Dude probably failed every subject except Health cuz its impossible to fail that shit lmao
@TheAlmightyToaster01
@TheAlmightyToaster01 2 жыл бұрын
@@Eye_Of_Odin978 except by ya know dying
@RenegadesReact
@RenegadesReact 3 жыл бұрын
First German - "Hans... where did zhey enemy go?" Second German - "Zay were zhere a moment ago, where could zay have gone?" Shit Posting Canadian Man in Nano Suit - "Right Behind You..."
@williebroughton5620
@williebroughton5620 3 жыл бұрын
Ey, I foun' 'yer comment
@GrowlingRB24
@GrowlingRB24 3 жыл бұрын
"The truth is.. The game was rigged from the start"
@bluemanmo748
@bluemanmo748 3 жыл бұрын
he dies
@noggy3133
@noggy3133 3 жыл бұрын
Tf2 right behind you plays
@darkwilliam94
@darkwilliam94 3 жыл бұрын
"A big fucking sorry coming right up"
@LTPug-fm4uc
@LTPug-fm4uc 3 жыл бұрын
Germany: Nothing Italy : Nothing America: invented nanosuit *Italy has left the party *
@MrSlug-ki9jl
@MrSlug-ki9jl Жыл бұрын
Italy: "I'm going to keep it real with you Fuhrer, fascism isn't my thing"
@EpicThaSnowman
@EpicThaSnowman 4 жыл бұрын
"Ammo is free in game" Thats literally one of the only things thats free in warface lmfao
@polskipolak9073
@polskipolak9073 4 жыл бұрын
But u need to repair weapons so i think ammo counts in
@Hellsong89
@Hellsong89 4 жыл бұрын
Dont give them any ideas...or soon it wont be free...
@ethansweeting7787
@ethansweeting7787 4 жыл бұрын
Hellsong89 one of the classes is about giving ammo to others
@H1V3_B0M8
@H1V3_B0M8 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot about healing kits, defibrillator, and armor.
@MiiMagus93
@MiiMagus93 4 жыл бұрын
@@H1V3_B0M8 thats for the default ones every other skin that doesn't look shit cost an arm and a leg.
@cianbryant1014
@cianbryant1014 4 жыл бұрын
Russian Badger and his friends whenever they play a game: Geneva convention, more like Geneva suggestion.
@thisidiotagain7969
@thisidiotagain7969 4 жыл бұрын
No, you can’t kill the prisoners of war! That’s against the Geneva convention! Haha, Gun goes *bang bang*
@bloodlove93
@bloodlove93 4 жыл бұрын
Aren't all conventions just suggestions until you sign them?
@powandwow750
@powandwow750 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@oofmastercow6945
@oofmastercow6945 4 жыл бұрын
Zanny?
@raptordoniv6779
@raptordoniv6779 4 жыл бұрын
Oofmastercow 69 Fellow zany sub
@nodeloliver6201
@nodeloliver6201 2 жыл бұрын
6:16 On the topic of the M1 Garand, soldiers came up with the ingenious idea of pinging empty cartridges on their helmets or on rocks to draw enemies out of cover. THAT was when they unloaded on them.
@Sonichero151
@Sonichero151 2 жыл бұрын
Turn every weakness Into a strength
@nodeloliver6201
@nodeloliver6201 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sonichero151 work smarter, not harder.
@cibercreepertheroboticcree6836
@cibercreepertheroboticcree6836 8 ай бұрын
@@nodeloliver6201cloamker
@RobertAniFreak
@RobertAniFreak 2 жыл бұрын
3:59 I think that would be the most terrifying thing ever, the enemy expecting a army, ready to gun them down once they get on land, door drops and nothing there The paranoia would be unbearable
@wol_-
@wol_- 4 жыл бұрын
"You can't just carry an AK and an MG42." "Sir, the AK is my sidearm."
@The_Red_Ghost10
@The_Red_Ghost10 4 жыл бұрын
"Then why do you have a rpg!?!"
@excalibur1251
@excalibur1251 4 жыл бұрын
@@The_Red_Ghost10 "That is my melee"
@The_Red_Ghost10
@The_Red_Ghost10 4 жыл бұрын
@@excalibur1251 "Well then.... Give them hell marine!"
@MausOfTheHouse
@MausOfTheHouse 4 жыл бұрын
Then what's the stun gun?
@davidjohnson4171
@davidjohnson4171 4 жыл бұрын
@@MausOfTheHouse "That's my Teddy Bear."
@TMoneyPlays
@TMoneyPlays 4 жыл бұрын
"Cloak engaged." *Gate drops, no one inside.* favorite video of this year lol
@thomas-stilinski8149
@thomas-stilinski8149 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds terrifying lol
@morganpriest7726
@morganpriest7726 3 жыл бұрын
Not sure whether maximum armor, cloak, or maximum speed would be more terrifying
@LordOfRaven621
@LordOfRaven621 3 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna use this in one of my future d&d campaigns and scare my players.
@Jaybird9x
@Jaybird9x 3 жыл бұрын
@@morganpriest7726 *All of them*
@hio.hinomaru21
@hio.hinomaru21 3 жыл бұрын
"What's the mission?" "Normandy" "What we're gonna do?" "Fight Germany with *CLOAK ENGAGED, BOLT SPEED* "
@LordOfRaven621
@LordOfRaven621 3 жыл бұрын
“Maximum LOVE” starts throwing teddy bears and pillows at the Germans but still manages to kill them because of their Nano suits strength.
@jacobrunkle1834
@jacobrunkle1834 3 жыл бұрын
6:01 if I remember right, rosa parks died in 2005 so theres a chance she saw shrek
@Coach_Shiner
@Coach_Shiner Жыл бұрын
Shut!
@kooshthegamer690
@kooshthegamer690 4 жыл бұрын
First one: Blowing up pripyat Second one: blowing up mars. Now: going to Normandy with a A-10 warthog cannon
@AurelionSass
@AurelionSass 4 жыл бұрын
Germans won't know what hit them.
@darthball2723
@darthball2723 4 жыл бұрын
Next up: fucking killing everyone with a fucking nuclear launcher strapped to thier arms and also maximum everything aswell
@DepressedAndDank
@DepressedAndDank 4 жыл бұрын
I love the little animation thingies. They add a lot of personality to these videos.
@TCUberGhost
@TCUberGhost 4 жыл бұрын
They are making things 10x funnier too
@typowynieogar
@typowynieogar 4 жыл бұрын
@@TCUberGhost and they also became memes
@a............
@a............ 4 жыл бұрын
You’re new to the channel for sure
@a............
@a............ 4 жыл бұрын
He does this all the time
@garrettcooper8348
@garrettcooper8348 4 жыл бұрын
SFM?
@sciurusvulgari3687
@sciurusvulgari3687 11 ай бұрын
"this video isn't gonna take me that long. ELEVEN DAYS LATER" Present day Badger wishes he was past Badger
@wonderdakka
@wonderdakka 3 жыл бұрын
3:55 sends the biggest smile on my face
@randomguy3080
@randomguy3080 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly the more terrifying thing to hear would be “maximum strength” and see from the top of the boat them just launching a dude in his nano suit at you like a living breathing missile
@jacobrobinson787
@jacobrobinson787 4 жыл бұрын
at that point it becomes a literal WMD
@eastonhowell325
@eastonhowell325 4 жыл бұрын
Recruit Catapult but M A X I M U M
@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda
@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda 4 жыл бұрын
MAN SO M A X I M U M HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF AS A MISSILE!
@randomguy3080
@randomguy3080 4 жыл бұрын
GrandMaster Nutbuster Yoda nah the other squad mates used maximum strength and they launched him using that strength
@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda
@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda 4 жыл бұрын
@@randomguy3080 thats the point they combined their maximum for one big maximum
@warcraftdevil4593
@warcraftdevil4593 4 жыл бұрын
“Are you legs with a gun or gun with a legs” borderlands: allow me to introduce myself
@shadowwarrior2192
@shadowwarrior2192 4 жыл бұрын
it do be like that
@pleasestopinsanity
@pleasestopinsanity 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@22-narendraputra77
@22-narendraputra77 3 жыл бұрын
Warframe: allow us to introduce myself
@vegasdm8453
@vegasdm8453 3 жыл бұрын
🤣this game is so pay to win
@blixmas
@blixmas 3 жыл бұрын
I came 6 months later just to say I would love to see badger play Borderlands
@convergence1point
@convergence1point 3 жыл бұрын
7:50 this joke aged brilliantly. Real Life is now a joke. 2020, the gift that keeps on giving...
@Schrapulo
@Schrapulo 3 жыл бұрын
7:57 best part for me I laughed for hours at this
@michaelscott6022
@michaelscott6022 4 жыл бұрын
"I have a plan, Arthur, I just need 2 trillion dollars." -Every CIA operative in the agency's history.
@hugdeeznuttz3458
@hugdeeznuttz3458 4 жыл бұрын
CIA: all I need is bottomless spending and the a ability to by pass the geneva convention
@hugdeeznuttz3458
@hugdeeznuttz3458 4 жыл бұрын
@David L Let me overthrow the democratic government of Iran and put the Shah in power, you know just because
@joshuaroberts832
@joshuaroberts832 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Scott ... TAHITI
@yeetthebeatout6906
@yeetthebeatout6906 4 жыл бұрын
Cough echo kitty cough
@jammose6208
@jammose6208 4 жыл бұрын
I hear mangoes are pretty lucrative...
@IceKisaragi13
@IceKisaragi13 4 жыл бұрын
Door on boat: Drops* Germans: visible confusion as boat is empty . . . . . . Then the screaming starts
@MazaAzi
@MazaAzi 4 жыл бұрын
I prefer: Door on boat: *Drops* Americans: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/padoldhyrd--ZI0.html
@2213DJ
@2213DJ 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@womanstriker2009
@womanstriker2009 3 жыл бұрын
0:42 Not even a minute in, dying of Laughter
@joeys4485
@joeys4485 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@razorwolf2758
@razorwolf2758 Жыл бұрын
Yea, and btw bmi stands for body mass indicator
@storyteller0633
@storyteller0633 2 жыл бұрын
3:54 Top 3 favorite clips of TheRussianBadger for me
@0zmage452
@0zmage452 4 жыл бұрын
"Sector is clear" *sees badger with a rocket launcher followed by other three people with nanosuits and a sed with a grenade laucher* "NOT CLEAR! NOT CLEAR!"
@StormTrooperTK-1138
@StormTrooperTK-1138 3 жыл бұрын
Just imagine being a random enemy and seeing that I’d be like ‘oh hell nah’ and start runnin the other way
@ponchowielder2446
@ponchowielder2446 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh battlefront 2 is just perfect
@GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus
@GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus Жыл бұрын
if i saw this, i would either run, or tell me where my comrades are so they dont make me into swiss cheese
@sparinglysalted4951
@sparinglysalted4951 4 жыл бұрын
“I know what you’re wondering. What’s in the spray bottle? I could tell ya, but then I’d have to kill you. Ha ha, I’m only mucking about, relax. As for what’s in the spray bottle, it’s best you don’t ask”
@kendrikm1636
@kendrikm1636 4 жыл бұрын
*-__-*
@sparinglysalted4951
@sparinglysalted4951 4 жыл бұрын
Kendrik M •_•
@jimijenkins2548
@jimijenkins2548 4 жыл бұрын
@@sparinglysalted4951 New spray bottle elite next season
@sparinglysalted4951
@sparinglysalted4951 4 жыл бұрын
JimiJenkins You know I’m maxing out my credit card for that
@snifey2233
@snifey2233 4 жыл бұрын
Is it my mixture of dish soap and some generic cleaning brand
@bmanblue77w97
@bmanblue77w97 2 жыл бұрын
13:00 “you can’t expect god to do all the work” -Joshua graham
@moronichybrid
@moronichybrid 2 жыл бұрын
7:40 Killer: Demoman *Scottish Drunk Music intensifies*
@itz_ex0_279
@itz_ex0_279 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *Sees new SED class* Also Me: “GLORY TO THE OMNISSIAH!!”
@mandast7455
@mandast7455 4 жыл бұрын
You know the adeptus mechanicus would worship this sed
@DerDoctor69
@DerDoctor69 4 жыл бұрын
@@mandast7455 Seeing that it is AI, no they wouldn`t because it is Techno Heresy
@tenacityxl
@tenacityxl 4 жыл бұрын
They’re searching for the enemy’s toasters.
@itz_ex0_279
@itz_ex0_279 4 жыл бұрын
TenacityXL Would these Toasters require Cyberdongs by any chance?
@skolaskellofkells432
@skolaskellofkells432 4 жыл бұрын
The Wrath of the Omnissiah made manifest
@a.jewell1222
@a.jewell1222 4 жыл бұрын
German: *Sees robot soldiers carrying miniguns running up the beach* : Hans, Get the rosary!
@majorblitz3846
@majorblitz3846 4 жыл бұрын
Hans: *literally fly away using Stupid jetpack Hitler robot's scrap* Müller: Well Scheiße.
@Otterdisappointment
@Otterdisappointment 4 жыл бұрын
*”HANZ-“ **_VRRRRRRRT_*
@Hans-hy5jp
@Hans-hy5jp 4 жыл бұрын
Jawohl
@tysenlewis5285
@tysenlewis5285 4 жыл бұрын
tought it was 'Hans get ze lugar' but thats just me
@Hans-hy5jp
@Hans-hy5jp 4 жыл бұрын
@@tysenlewis5285 I get whatever people want me to get them
@xyro9115
@xyro9115 2 жыл бұрын
15:05 I died, that joke was amazing 🤣🤣🤣
@casualworks-
@casualworks- 2 жыл бұрын
10:50 funny quote
@cpa4able
@cpa4able 4 жыл бұрын
Rick May: dies Jello: rocket jumps after him into heaven
@AfroHayot
@AfroHayot 4 жыл бұрын
“If fighting is sure to result in victory, you must fight” -Sun Tsu aka Soldier aka Rick Fucking May
@Dean123123100
@Dean123123100 4 жыл бұрын
@@AfroHayot i did not die because i was not ordered to
@AussiecalledZoey
@AussiecalledZoey 4 жыл бұрын
God rest that maggots soul
@scarymonsters9130
@scarymonsters9130 4 жыл бұрын
*”Unbanning Private Ryan”* Audibly kek-9ed
@markmcgehee3864
@markmcgehee3864 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a movie because they set out it unban him for xraying 10 years ago on EVERY MINECRAFT SERVER
@JustanotherMA
@JustanotherMA 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Badger probably had the master code and they gave him the guns, in RENTAL form feel sad 4 bajur
@vagustruman4488
@vagustruman4488 4 жыл бұрын
... Aight, who let the British Dino in?
@markmcgehee3864
@markmcgehee3864 4 жыл бұрын
Nigrum Et Spes president valentine. His stand? Sub-legal actions at a suprisingly economical price range
@vagustruman4488
@vagustruman4488 4 жыл бұрын
@@markmcgehee3864 nah you're thinking of Amoral Acts Accomplished at an Agreeable Asking Baleful Behaviours for a Balanced Bargain Corrupted Comissions at a Cheap Cost Dastardly Deeds Done for a Discounted Demand Evil Exploits for an Even Expense Foul Feats for a Fair Fare Ghastly Games Garnering Garbage Gain Horrible Happenings at a Halved Hire Injurious Instances for an Inarguable Incentive Jerring Jobs for Juvenile Jewels Keen Kicks for a Kingly Krone Loathsome Litigations at a Limited Levy Malicious Means for Modest Markup Nefarious Neer-do-wells for Negligble Notes Obscene Outings at a On-Sale Outlay Pernicious Plans for a Popular Price Questionable Quests for a Quaint Quotation Raunchy Requests at Reduced Rates Sinister Stunts at a Simple Surcharge Terrible Things at a Tolerable Toll Unethical Undertakings at an Underpriced Uptick Villainous Ventures for a Variable Valuation Wicked Winning for Wretched Wages Xenopobic Xerosis for Xenial Xeriffs Yucky Yaking for Yielding Yen Zany Zings for Zero Zillions
@tyrinfreeman2629
@tyrinfreeman2629 2 жыл бұрын
2:06 bit my shiny metal a**, bender said that in Futurama
@t.g.r8703
@t.g.r8703 2 жыл бұрын
15:36 badger looks like a damn moon from a cartoon
@coldnslick
@coldnslick 2 жыл бұрын
He be getting that Vegeta hairline
@terreausore2435
@terreausore2435 4 жыл бұрын
Allies : use shotgun in trenches Germany : This is inhumane ! Germany : *also uses fricking lung melting combat gas that can cripple you for life if you survive*
@analizin
@analizin 4 жыл бұрын
+ a weapon that can literally scorch you to death (flamethrower)
@bettypejko
@bettypejko 4 жыл бұрын
Germany:yeah so? It's not inhumane we dont prolong Death?
@muskett2350
@muskett2350 4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that first used at Osowiec ?
@blendiskenderi4222
@blendiskenderi4222 4 жыл бұрын
I don't see the Problem
@krol6282
@krol6282 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Germans throwing lung-b-gone juice
@spyjack-hv1qp
@spyjack-hv1qp 4 жыл бұрын
Japan: We sunk like three boats! Then America dropped the SUN....TWICE.
@ethanhill851
@ethanhill851 4 жыл бұрын
With NANOSUITS!
@WarriorTech_FTW
@WarriorTech_FTW 4 жыл бұрын
From mars
@liamgallagher879
@liamgallagher879 4 жыл бұрын
An that sonny is how we won ww2
@ethanhill851
@ethanhill851 4 жыл бұрын
@@liamgallagher879 No casualties! Except for the Germans ..
@basti2850
@basti2850 4 жыл бұрын
@@ethanhill851 and the Japanese
@Ben_chesmoor
@Ben_chesmoor 2 жыл бұрын
As a VERY young child who got to play the first mission of crisis whilst their dad was busy. Even at that age my strat was, not that i made it worked but really tried to. Was cloaking right behind someone. Switching to maximum strength really quickly and punching them square in the back of the head. 4 year old me fucking died of laughter
@HioshimaFried
@HioshimaFried 3 жыл бұрын
8:02 "Moneyprinter goes *BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB*" Im dead xD
@TheDakkaman
@TheDakkaman 4 жыл бұрын
0:20 “Hey Italy, we made these really cool nanosuits, what’chu guys got?” “A flag with your team’s colors on it.”
@the_mad_bear3683
@the_mad_bear3683 4 жыл бұрын
Girls locker room: so jessica did you see brian he.. **Cloak engaged** girl: what was that
@shadowstrider8295
@shadowstrider8295 4 жыл бұрын
When he gets caught *MAXIUM SPEED.*
@takeshihada9689
@takeshihada9689 4 жыл бұрын
@@shadowstrider8295 If he somehow gets caught *MAXIMUM ARMOR*
@shadowstrider8295
@shadowstrider8295 4 жыл бұрын
@@takeshihada9689 When the school goes into lockdown during class *MAXIMUM STRENGTH.*
@monroerobbins7551
@monroerobbins7551 4 жыл бұрын
Girl’s Locker Room: “Sheesh, I hate gym class, running laps sucks! I’m not excited for today’s drills.” Boy’s Locker Room: 4:07
@definitelyjustcj4148
@definitelyjustcj4148 3 жыл бұрын
14:00 I ALMOST SPAT OUT MY DRINK 💀💀💀💀
@ZacGames3
@ZacGames3 Жыл бұрын
0:42 is probably my favorite quote out of this video just because of the execution.
@nathandavies8151
@nathandavies8151 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry but your son was sniped by a syndicate CDX MC Kraken" "But don't worry his killer was killed by a SED with a minigun"
@KoishiVibin
@KoishiVibin 4 жыл бұрын
The SED got meleed by some dude with a armor plate
@crowcaster970
@crowcaster970 4 жыл бұрын
And the dude with the armor plate got sniped by some camper half way across the map with an AWP
@lazerx4071
@lazerx4071 4 жыл бұрын
And the sniper got direct impacted by a $300,000 rocket
@Karan-zg9bm
@Karan-zg9bm 4 жыл бұрын
@@lazerx4071 and the guy who shot the rocket stepped on a mine layed by a minelayer A.P.C
@markmcgehee3864
@markmcgehee3864 4 жыл бұрын
Karan Sangha and the apc drove off a cliff because another apc broke its tracks
@TheMFMoon
@TheMFMoon 4 жыл бұрын
"Stop the Humens!" That my friend, made me feel old as shit.
@dionwoollaston5717
@dionwoollaston5717 3 жыл бұрын
MF Moon I'm glad it was subtitled because it sounded like he said stop the homies
@Skyrider346
@Skyrider346 3 жыл бұрын
What is that from???
@TheMFMoon
@TheMFMoon 3 жыл бұрын
@@Skyrider346 look up half-life full-life consequences.
@twig2974
@twig2974 2 жыл бұрын
When the teacher starts gettin harassed by the class clown and decides to fire back: 9:17
@themaskedgerman930
@themaskedgerman930 3 жыл бұрын
DIno: hey you hear something other dino: nah fam 13:17 5 seconds later
@AizMaze
@AizMaze 4 жыл бұрын
“What do mean I’m immortal? That’s the challenge” has the same energy as “Does this game have fall damage?” as you jump off the cliff
@damoclesecoe7184
@damoclesecoe7184 4 жыл бұрын
That makes way too much sense to my gamer brain.
@tannerhamilton6025
@tannerhamilton6025 4 жыл бұрын
Europeans: "You cant just use trench guns in the trenches." Americans: *"slamfire go bombombombom"*
@Candy-sm5yl
@Candy-sm5yl 4 жыл бұрын
some random german in the trenches just hears 2 seconds of pure death flying towards their mg nest
@alexmaurice4274
@alexmaurice4274 4 жыл бұрын
Yall watched garand thumbs trench gun video 😂
@Evinthal84
@Evinthal84 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexmaurice4274 I like Ian from Forgotten Weapons video take on it: "You know what: aren't you the bastards that came up with the idea of flame throwers? Didn't you fuckers invent poison gas and start using it too?" kzfaq.info/get/bejne/kJZ0adNk3JjVl40.html&feature=emb_logo
@ionicabanea6025
@ionicabanea6025 4 жыл бұрын
did more nations than just germany complain about shotguns or was it just them
@Evinthal84
@Evinthal84 4 жыл бұрын
@@ionicabanea6025 I believe it was JUST the Germans...
@__8120
@__8120 Жыл бұрын
The finger guns animations are so freaking good, I'd honestly love having that as a permanent weapon option in a game
@justinnelson5960
@justinnelson5960 2 жыл бұрын
14:19 grouse's lesson on raising landmine livestock for anyone who wants to hear it.
@benf8487
@benf8487 4 жыл бұрын
Lol if you are close enough to hear the “ping” of an M1 Garand that means someone just let loose 8 rounds of 30-60. Within your immediate area. Might as well have just mic dropped a flash bang everyone is fucking deaf or dead 😂
@maxflug8008
@maxflug8008 4 жыл бұрын
Including the shooter, like damn
@timothynicholson9812
@timothynicholson9812 4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@bloodlove93
@bloodlove93 4 жыл бұрын
It's actually been tested and proven that old myth is absolutely bullshit. 1.its not actually that loud in live combat scenarios. 2.if you are close enough and do somehow hear it, you'd have to be stupid close and fast to get to them before they reloaded. 3.even if you you avoid those first 2 issues somehow...you gotta realize that the dudes probably not alone and also likely has a pistol. Tldr..its bullshit and you'd be dead even if you charged.
@mylesobrien7477
@mylesobrien7477 4 жыл бұрын
The ping was a defense mechanism as anyone who heard it knew the quality and sexiness of such a gun and immediately blew a load in their pants stunning them for a duration.
@SSruh
@SSruh 4 жыл бұрын
Leaked footage of heroic Canadian soldier charging down the beaches of Normandy to suppress mg42's with a banana, 1944 colorized.
@DemonHunter2271
@DemonHunter2271 4 жыл бұрын
@Fish Thing I’m a proud Canadian...
@mategogava7985
@mategogava7985 Жыл бұрын
This game is nostalgic to me. I rember my older brother playing that one mission where you go from the chopper to kill dudes then go back to it.
@kinglod2312
@kinglod2312 3 жыл бұрын
13:52 exactly one year later this hits different
@TissueTadpole
@TissueTadpole 4 жыл бұрын
They should make a game called “funding Badger” were you play as a tax man and you have to fund badgers ventures with taxpayer dollars
@Mine_that_is_filled_with_salt
@Mine_that_is_filled_with_salt 4 жыл бұрын
Made by EA
@Sabera_Longsword
@Sabera_Longsword 4 жыл бұрын
Hard mode will be easy mode but with extra steps.
@TissueTadpole
@TissueTadpole 4 жыл бұрын
Awkward.ToonsYT if you are a true taxman, wanting to buy badger a 80k javelin rocket launcher, it’ll be a mini game where you have to convince the people to pay higher taxes to fund said javelin
@TissueTadpole
@TissueTadpole 4 жыл бұрын
It’ll be kinda like papers please, after every day of swindling and stealing taxpayer dollars, you take your earnings to badger, then depending on how much Money you brought in you may see your family again
@tylertesla3678
@tylertesla3678 4 жыл бұрын
5:00 Gimli: "That still only counts as one!"
@Barlakopofai
@Barlakopofai 3 жыл бұрын
"The small landmines get to appear in soccer commercials" was such an underrated joke though.
@Toneill029
@Toneill029 3 жыл бұрын
3:21 Hey lay off heavenly you got no idea how dangerous those guys are. They’ll fucking eat you man!
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
Jello: Let me show you how to rocket jump bro Also Jello: Why am I hearing my own boss music?
@plzcheck286AAA
@plzcheck286AAA 4 жыл бұрын
I see you are a man of culture as well. I swear I see you everywhere, but that's fine for me.
@stardustsama3688
@stardustsama3688 4 жыл бұрын
Remember kids there is only one F word FrAg OuT
@Utterspice
@Utterspice 4 жыл бұрын
Damn when he said that all i can hear is soldier from tf2
@Utterspice
@Utterspice 4 жыл бұрын
Which his voice actor died due to covid
@onyx1940
@onyx1940 4 жыл бұрын
I swear your everywhere and nowhere at the same time
@Zerus1517
@Zerus1517 4 жыл бұрын
The "MAXIMUM ARMOR" part made me laugh I had to repeat that part like 6 times
@jacobrobinson787
@jacobrobinson787 4 жыл бұрын
SAME! I'm crying! XDDD
@outlander64
@outlander64 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, I want Badger to voice a robot in an action comedy.
@gianttacogod
@gianttacogod 2 жыл бұрын
Sad this game is basically dead
@RGE-NOELLE
@RGE-NOELLE Ай бұрын
Its worse that its pay to win
@ominousowl9864
@ominousowl9864 Ай бұрын
it’s was really hard to enjoy warface in either PvP or PvE hell there’s no in game mic iirc
@wescrewyetlonely5704
@wescrewyetlonely5704 Ай бұрын
I earned a gold weapon through random means
@TobinLinington-rv7dd
@TobinLinington-rv7dd 16 күн бұрын
Yeah it is
@Otterdisappointment
@Otterdisappointment 4 жыл бұрын
“No! You can’t just waste $2 trillion on a single operation” “Haha space gun go brrrt”
@felipeboero2532
@felipeboero2532 4 жыл бұрын
"You cant just shoot a hole into mars" "Haha the bfg 10000 is firing"
@b2crazyeye
@b2crazyeye 4 жыл бұрын
Felipe Boero “haha doom slayer go rip and tear”
@alexramirobased
@alexramirobased 4 жыл бұрын
@@felipeboero2532 coom eternal
@mops-vu2zl
@mops-vu2zl 4 жыл бұрын
Haha Covid-19 economic recovery plan go brrrttt
@rhyme1682
@rhyme1682 4 жыл бұрын
8:05 "you can't use trench gun to powerful in trenches" "hehe trench gun go chhh chhh"
@grub7470
@grub7470 4 жыл бұрын
He he slam fire go BANG BANG BANG
@shinigami9851
@shinigami9851 3 жыл бұрын
Hehe Slugs hitting body limbs go Rip Rip
@roonosciroon8341
@roonosciroon8341 3 жыл бұрын
Shi nigami As opposed to limb limbs?
@shinigami9851
@shinigami9851 3 жыл бұрын
Roon Osciroon i mistyped.
@roonosciroon8341
@roonosciroon8341 3 жыл бұрын
Shi nigami I’m just giving ya shite, no harm intended
@paulsd9255
@paulsd9255 3 жыл бұрын
7:11 now I know why he mentioned in Payday 2 the lack of laser sights on the longslides
@whybother3486
@whybother3486 6 ай бұрын
6:07 "The Timelines will fix themselves" is one of my favorite lines of all time and I quote it so much
@RazgrizWing
@RazgrizWing 4 жыл бұрын
"You cant just add 2 trillion to the economy" US Treasury Department: You underestimate my power.
@k_balu-8104
@k_balu-8104 3 жыл бұрын
Hehe, money printer go prrrrrrrrr
@Tonystark-jm5jf
@Tonystark-jm5jf 3 жыл бұрын
Hehe GMP value goes Down to virtually zero goes broker then Liberia
@ivanfromtheeast4709
@ivanfromtheeast4709 3 жыл бұрын
2021 be like
@Pokelemon3434
@Pokelemon3434 2 жыл бұрын
@@ivanfromtheeast4709 this really didn’t age well😂
@ivanfromtheeast4709
@ivanfromtheeast4709 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pokelemon3434 35% of all currency in circulation being printed in the last year is smart…right?
@JayBnotJayZ
@JayBnotJayZ 4 жыл бұрын
"My BMI is above average" explodes door with skull*
@IzWolfPack
@IzWolfPack 2 жыл бұрын
6:10 “You just shot 8 rounds of 30-06, everyone is deaf”
@MSKIV
@MSKIV 3 жыл бұрын
That was heavenly at 8:30 ??
@jamescasper1071
@jamescasper1071 4 жыл бұрын
6:29 no dude the Geneva convention was the VAC system
@lieutenantcoffee5410
@lieutenantcoffee5410 4 жыл бұрын
Yo Badger, the only thing ya haven't said about this is that these missions last up to 45 mins. That's for all you new players who are gonna try to jump on this mission. Amd you don't start on the landing craft guys, sorry.
@sl8103
@sl8103 3 жыл бұрын
You are a hero
@atlasreborn7221
@atlasreborn7221 2 жыл бұрын
plus, the fancy gun skins you see, are literally pay to get. yes, this game is a money grabber.
@yourbackgroundcharacter2743
@yourbackgroundcharacter2743 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a bit late to this comment, but I played warface a little while ago on ps4. The trailer video made it seem like a zombie or some alien shooter
@lieutenantcoffee5410
@lieutenantcoffee5410 2 жыл бұрын
@@sl8103 it's something like this more youtubers should say, no matter what. This really had a bad impact on my opinion of the game
@NonFearlessBadger
@NonFearlessBadger 6 ай бұрын
Lol I play warface 2023 and ngl it not really play to win I haven't spent a dime got golden AK and a golden sniper sure you have the people who buy p2w guns and armor but there is tons of good armor for free like the atlas or graphite just saying game just say it aint ya taste in game
@Hawkeyes31196
@Hawkeyes31196 Жыл бұрын
I love how they all went after the mines like a golden retriever after a tennis ball.
@RandomNulls
@RandomNulls 3 жыл бұрын
4:42 I shall add on to that “and now I’m here to pick up his wife and his daughter”
@kaiserumbra4978
@kaiserumbra4978 4 жыл бұрын
When Badger plays: Finger guns and nano suits When I play: oh you want a weapon with more 30 rounds in a mag? Pay 40 bucks
@nicolaspiazza9939
@nicolaspiazza9939 4 жыл бұрын
This is an ad for a shitty game. They just paid him to make it
@solairewarriorofthesun9213
@solairewarriorofthesun9213 4 жыл бұрын
Dude Warface is great
@bookmulch7379
@bookmulch7379 4 жыл бұрын
Sure is buddy, and all the long term players having negative reviews are just chinese bots
@solairewarriorofthesun9213
@solairewarriorofthesun9213 4 жыл бұрын
Book Mulch what i mean is it’s fun to play
@ajones5893
@ajones5893 4 жыл бұрын
@@solairewarriorofthesun9213 when you have enough money to waste on good items sure. levels of fun seem based on the friends you play with and the size of your wallet. it certainly was a little fun at first but i was less willing to cough up cash
@Wutang_
@Wutang_ 4 жыл бұрын
German: *sees robot soldiers carrying mini guns running up the beach* "Hans... schtart ze panzer."
@caseybouquet
@caseybouquet 4 жыл бұрын
But... all ze Panzer broken down und unser führer denied ze request fur more
@haydenhazelrig4550
@haydenhazelrig4550 4 жыл бұрын
@@caseybouquet Hanz.. get ze luger
@ryan-ln2hx
@ryan-ln2hx 4 жыл бұрын
Digby get the stuart
@soundboardingguy9774
@soundboardingguy9774 4 жыл бұрын
@@ryan-ln2hx isn't the Stuart a American tank?
@insertsomethingfuni2617
@insertsomethingfuni2617 4 жыл бұрын
@@soundboardingguy9774 NEIN
@cms-bb9pu
@cms-bb9pu 3 жыл бұрын
God i want to see more of this absolute gold
@paladinkorbin1438
@paladinkorbin1438 2 жыл бұрын
7:48 holy crap he knew what Biden was gonna do all the way back in 2020
@flappysteve21official64
@flappysteve21official64 4 жыл бұрын
“You ain’t gotta worry about Italians... they always switch sides...”
@darthprovader
@darthprovader 4 жыл бұрын
Italy never lost a world war Just saying...
@landonsorenson9278
@landonsorenson9278 4 жыл бұрын
@@darthprovader neither did Canada. ;D
@nathanielmalcolm6623
@nathanielmalcolm6623 4 жыл бұрын
that quote got me right in the Mamma Mias' 🤣😆
@SeaHunterPisces
@SeaHunterPisces 4 жыл бұрын
"And we have a new class named S.E.D.'s, absolute robot tanks that are incapable of bleeding out or empathizing with your cries for help." That's fairly accurate lmao also... "BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!!!"
@maxwell4508
@maxwell4508 3 жыл бұрын
Yay. Bender refrence!
@azzyasbourne9107
@azzyasbourne9107 2 жыл бұрын
Bender is great!
@warrior141spartan
@warrior141spartan 3 жыл бұрын
out of every video you made this...this nearly got me kicked out of class for how much I was laughing
@jestersvoice9692
@jestersvoice9692 3 жыл бұрын
Badger: "I'm gonna direct impact this sad sap right here." *proceeds to shoot the ground at an infantry unit's feet* Me: "Direct Impact?"
@mememan2404
@mememan2404 4 жыл бұрын
"What's your rate of fire when you're all firing at the same time?" " *Y E S* "
@dakotamesser7818
@dakotamesser7818 4 жыл бұрын
Boat door : *drops to reveal nothing* Nazis : *visible confusion* Boss music : *intensifies*
@pixelizeddummy2031
@pixelizeddummy2031 4 жыл бұрын
"Hanz... zthrow ze emp!"
@dakotamesser7818
@dakotamesser7818 4 жыл бұрын
@@pixelizeddummy2031 joke's on you, Hanz died of a predator-like attack by invisible dumbasses
@kasmin_the_hellhound843
@kasmin_the_hellhound843 4 жыл бұрын
No boat door: drops to reveal me in power armor Nazis: Da fumq Me: running in with a dog a super mutant named strong and me with a damn fat man
@Ashy-zz5ug
@Ashy-zz5ug 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@TypicalMan
@TypicalMan 4 жыл бұрын
@@pixelizeddummy2031 no actually it would be like "Hans, werfen die EMP!" Check your privilege
@alexs-cu2lu
@alexs-cu2lu Жыл бұрын
This is the true NNN, noclipping, normandy,nanosuits!
@cjw807
@cjw807 3 жыл бұрын
I like that melee VIBE CHECK Kill's.
@jonkbonk7107
@jonkbonk7107 4 жыл бұрын
Jello: "Im gonna speedrun this mission" Mine: haha mine go boom
@mtf-epislon9555
@mtf-epislon9555 4 жыл бұрын
Me in my bunker: Zee allies stand no chance Nanosuited US Rangers hit the beach: Hans, We need to run
@TreeStealer69
@TreeStealer69 4 жыл бұрын
Hans, we need to *MAXIMUM SPEED*
@imperialfist2304
@imperialfist2304 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Scheisse das ist Nein gut
@luzforero9136
@luzforero9136 3 жыл бұрын
Cloak engaged GATE DROPS no one to be seen anyone at the beach: OOOOOHHHHHH SSSSSSHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTTT
@Sierra-208
@Sierra-208 4 жыл бұрын
Man, General Warton knows how to choose his soldiers
@Sierra-208
@Sierra-208 4 жыл бұрын
Now if nobody minds, I need to update my game software
@nadams22100
@nadams22100 4 жыл бұрын
Badger's best of 2019: "I've been riding the sponsorship train a little too hard and a little too long" Badger in 2020: *5 new sponsored videos*
@nicolaspiazza9939
@nicolaspiazza9939 4 жыл бұрын
This is literally him just making an ad for this game
@nadams22100
@nadams22100 4 жыл бұрын
@@nicolaspiazza9939 I didn't say that was a bad thing, in fact most of the time it's hilarious. I'm just making fun of him as he said he was gonna try to make less sponsored videos and literally every video after his compilation video is sponsored
@shivalah
@shivalah 4 жыл бұрын
ASDF Stream Archives he can make all his sponsored videos he wants, I don’t care they are entertaining AF, what I cannot ignore is that he accept a raid shadow legends sponsorship. F that trash.
@momogasi7930
@momogasi7930 4 жыл бұрын
Shivalah Not.. the point
@mathunit1
@mathunit1 4 жыл бұрын
@@momogasi7930 It's exactly the point. :P
@SenorCookie13
@SenorCookie13 4 жыл бұрын
Random *”What’s your rate of fire-?”* Badger: *”YES.”*
@megarhombus7532
@megarhombus7532 4 жыл бұрын
So is it 500 or 1100 rpm-? Badger: *YES*
@UltraJack299
@UltraJack299 2 жыл бұрын
0:42 clu: My BMI is above average. **BLOWS THE DOOR UP**
@goaliegaming9019
@goaliegaming9019 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the Futurama reference
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