TACTICALLY NUKING MARS | Warface

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4 жыл бұрын

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Пікірлер: 4 400
@Teebs_
@Teebs_ 4 жыл бұрын
TWO BADGER VIDEOS IN ONE WEEK?? Well don't mind if I McFuckin do...
@Iamgudjoe
@Iamgudjoe 4 жыл бұрын
Upvote
@Sodzin
@Sodzin 4 жыл бұрын
Nut
@kondratov8269
@kondratov8269 4 жыл бұрын
a sponsored Badger video???! how rare
@Krix_3
@Krix_3 4 жыл бұрын
Wow...
@Wormy1271
@Wormy1271 4 жыл бұрын
It’s nutting time now boys
@lacquintinojohnson2440
@lacquintinojohnson2440 4 жыл бұрын
I'd hate to be those Blackwood soldiers and just hear the American Anthem slowly creeping up on them as they slowly lose contact with the people up front
@vahlok1426
@vahlok1426 4 жыл бұрын
Knock knock Blackwood! _Who's th-_ *'MURICA!!!*
@Skiergold
@Skiergold 4 жыл бұрын
@@vahlok1426 FUCK YEAH!!!
@notreallytomclancy
@notreallytomclancy 4 жыл бұрын
No instead their hear team america fuck yeah slowly play
@acannibalpotato
@acannibalpotato 4 жыл бұрын
That was the most "American" rendition of the American Anthem I've ever heard.
@notreallytomclancy
@notreallytomclancy 4 жыл бұрын
@@acannibalpotato thanks
@The.Sky.Driver
@The.Sky.Driver 4 жыл бұрын
"you don't need a spine, it's holding you back" was low key genius.
@caseywensnahan3543
@caseywensnahan3543 4 жыл бұрын
*your
@hashbrownselfie7524
@hashbrownselfie7524 4 жыл бұрын
Casey Wensnahan that’s the joke. You could really have it either way. Edit: Nevermind. I just saw the clip again. But still, you could technically do the joke either way.
@caseywensnahan3543
@caseywensnahan3543 4 жыл бұрын
@@hashbrownselfie7524 good point.
@giampaolomannucci8281
@giampaolomannucci8281 4 жыл бұрын
that joke is from Kung Fury, nothing genius in stealing it
@caseywensnahan3543
@caseywensnahan3543 4 жыл бұрын
@@giampaolomannucci8281 do you have proof that they actually stole it instead of coming up with it on the spot?
@_bump__2505
@_bump__2505 4 жыл бұрын
"There's a big crab-spider that we called Biggie Cheese." *SHRED IT AND DREAD IT*
@lieutenantcoffee5410
@lieutenantcoffee5410 3 жыл бұрын
*LACTOSE ALWAYS COMES*
@thonk3566
@thonk3566 3 жыл бұрын
The giant enemy spider
@yeetusbeteetus6471
@yeetusbeteetus6471 3 жыл бұрын
@@lieutenantcoffee5410 XBOX SMASH
@lieutenantcoffee5410
@lieutenantcoffee5410 3 жыл бұрын
@@yeetusbeteetus6471 I joined the Marines Question: *Am i immortal?*
@yeetusbeteetus6471
@yeetusbeteetus6471 3 жыл бұрын
@@lieutenantcoffee5410 depends, do you have a Nanosuit?
@SmashCrafter321
@SmashCrafter321 4 жыл бұрын
"You can't just nuke a hole into the surface of mars!" *Doom Slayer 100*
@05-redacted77
@05-redacted77 3 жыл бұрын
*BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*
@DrTran-cf4ih
@DrTran-cf4ih 3 жыл бұрын
@@05-redacted77 yes
@fliaperossa4266
@fliaperossa4266 3 жыл бұрын
well we see now where the slayer took inspiration from
@Ribbons0121R121
@Ribbons0121R121 3 жыл бұрын
only 100 cause its a nuke and not a death star level bfg
@Squiddy3633
@Squiddy3633 3 жыл бұрын
*observe*
@NomadTheProtogen
@NomadTheProtogen 3 жыл бұрын
What makes the “Silence, Corporal!” even more hilarious is that the rank of General in the army is the 2nd highest rank in the army, while corporal is roughly the third lowest.
@hisokamorow6709
@hisokamorow6709 2 жыл бұрын
As an uneducated person in anything-army. What comes after general? bigger general? mega general? super general?
@ellismatthews9244
@ellismatthews9244 2 жыл бұрын
@@hisokamorow6709 i believe it is colonel but i may be wrong
@ninjalite7882
@ninjalite7882 2 жыл бұрын
@@ellismatthews9244 Colonel is lower than General lol
@mistersir8573
@mistersir8573 2 жыл бұрын
@@hisokamorow6709 actually it's netter then that. It's basically what you said but we use stars as the power level indicator. One star general, two star general, three star general, you get the point.
@DisDatK9
@DisDatK9 2 жыл бұрын
@@hisokamorow6709 basically yes, the number of stars increase. Starting at 1 star General (which would lead basically a large section of infrastructure,) to a 4 star General (which would be on council with the President or the ranking officer of the entire branch.) (Note: Before everyone gets on my ass about the actual ranks, I’m former enlisted, we always just say “1 star” to “4 star,” unless it was Navy where we used the actual rank title for Admirals.)
@andyman301
@andyman301 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: TheRussianBadger: *Recommending literal war crimes because it takes less accuracy*
@lieutenantcoffee5410
@lieutenantcoffee5410 3 жыл бұрын
Benito *Swagolini*
@DariusTGF
@DariusTGF 3 жыл бұрын
Joseph stuntin
@mrdooce7053
@mrdooce7053 3 жыл бұрын
@@DariusTGF adolf dripler
@Ribbons0121R121
@Ribbons0121R121 3 жыл бұрын
lazy people find easier ways of doing hard tasks
@White_Recluse
@White_Recluse 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a war crime to shoot someone with an anti material rifle?
@monstrocromo_3261
@monstrocromo_3261 2 жыл бұрын
TLDR: No the glock is not technically an LMG, as it’s in a “pistol” caliber so it would still be a sub machine gun Light machine guns are named so relative to the guns in the trenches of WWI like the Lewis and maxim, so LMGs are rifle caliber machine designed to be used in a similar fashion to the WWI heavy machine guns “HMG” but also light enough to be transported and used by a single soldier. SMG stands for “ Sub caliber Machine Gun” so a machine gun in a sub rifle caliber like 9x19 or 45 acp. However, a sub machine gun (or any firearm that is either full or semi auto) can still fill the same role as an LMG (sustained suppressive/covering fire) while not technically being classified as one Hope this answers the question even though it will never be seen and isn’t completely unintelligible Edit: what? A like? Why? Who ever did that might be clinically psychotic have a nice day
@gothgamergrill
@gothgamergrill 2 жыл бұрын
As a fellow gun nut, I wish to like However at this time you are at 69 and I cannot bring myself to break it
@FondueTheGoober
@FondueTheGoober 2 жыл бұрын
🤓
@ryanchong9965
@ryanchong9965 2 жыл бұрын
Wait that's actually super interesting
@creakydabomb
@creakydabomb 2 жыл бұрын
@@FondueTheGoober 🤡
@FondueTheGoober
@FondueTheGoober 2 жыл бұрын
@@creakydabomb as I look back at this, fr
@dragonoidmagnus837
@dragonoidmagnus837 3 жыл бұрын
"Buckle up chuckle fucks its bout to go down" Best line ever said
@PewTheToaster
@PewTheToaster 4 жыл бұрын
"...Its not everyday I blow up mars." *Laughs in BFG 10000
@johndavis4194
@johndavis4194 3 жыл бұрын
*YOu cANt jUSt blOW a hOLe in tO the serFIs Of mARs*
@shinigami9851
@shinigami9851 3 жыл бұрын
John Davis Hehe BFG Go VRRRROOOOO
@ovoid_ovvie
@ovoid_ovvie 2 жыл бұрын
@@johndavis4194 haha bfg go BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@joshwoodfill5812
@joshwoodfill5812 2 жыл бұрын
*laughs in 8 string guitar*
@chaoticanimation2509
@chaoticanimation2509 4 жыл бұрын
>Taps into enemy coms >Hears them reading out your coordinates >hears tactical nuke incoming *chuckles I’m in danger*
@ReeceyW
@ReeceyW 4 жыл бұрын
Buckle up chuckle fucks
@KingDerpy13
@KingDerpy13 2 жыл бұрын
Badger: The worst rationale for anything ever: "They can't stop all of us" The Soviet army during WWII: *laughs in mass produced poorly trained conscripts*
@foxtrot4634
@foxtrot4634 Жыл бұрын
Soviet Calvary: laughs in mass trash tank production
@jamiehughes5573
@jamiehughes5573 Жыл бұрын
Russian military In 2022: *Laughs in getting their asses handed to them by Ukrainian farmers and drones*
@ravenprime5148
@ravenprime5148 8 ай бұрын
Russia against Ukraine be like: that worked so well last time lets do it again
@engagingbus7991
@engagingbus7991 3 жыл бұрын
Samuel: You can't just blow a hole in Mars Doom Slayer and Badger: OBSERVE
@itsniko9561
@itsniko9561 4 жыл бұрын
Stalin: “they can’t stop all of us” The entire Russian army: “hol up”
@stlthynenja9560
@stlthynenja9560 4 жыл бұрын
nicholas albaladejo same thing at d-day
@dionjaywoollaston1349
@dionjaywoollaston1349 4 жыл бұрын
nicholas albaladejo Finland: “laughs in winter war”
@elijahsteele9170
@elijahsteele9170 2 жыл бұрын
Technically he was right.
@laurenedenfield98
@laurenedenfield98 2 жыл бұрын
This aged poorly lol
@elijahsteele9170
@elijahsteele9170 2 жыл бұрын
@@laurenedenfield98 a RussianBadger video being topical? Never!
@snailslayerr
@snailslayerr 4 жыл бұрын
On Mars, killing other Robots Badger: ROBO RECALL
@imjustdonewithyouandyourbs2490
@imjustdonewithyouandyourbs2490 4 жыл бұрын
RRROOOBBBOOO RRREEECCCAAALLL
@anthonywhite4656
@anthonywhite4656 4 жыл бұрын
Robo recall
@brewsteranderson7941
@brewsteranderson7941 3 жыл бұрын
“Violence isn’t an answer it’s a question and the answer is YES”
@jacoblansman8147
@jacoblansman8147 3 жыл бұрын
I love how at the end when they're all singing, they get so loud that half of them dissolve into static
@Avery-it9zh
@Avery-it9zh 4 жыл бұрын
*Reloads Glock 18 with malicious intent whilst screaming the national anthem*
@AFThunder
@AFThunder 4 жыл бұрын
God Bless America And This Comment
@davidjrvs123
@davidjrvs123 4 жыл бұрын
*AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE*
@davidjrvs123
@davidjrvs123 4 жыл бұрын
*AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE*
@AFThunder
@AFThunder 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidjrvs123 THE BOMBS BURTING IN AIR
@justicebrown1077
@justicebrown1077 4 жыл бұрын
*Cleans glock with malicious intent*
@Arkadious
@Arkadious 4 жыл бұрын
Badger: "I'm gonna nuke Mars." Elon Musk: Makes sad Elon Musk noises
@caeser4348
@caeser4348 4 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk 2.0 replacement: Laughs in plan realized
@Bibitybopitybacon
@Bibitybopitybacon 4 жыл бұрын
Musk has talked about mass nuking the polar ice caps of Mars to warm up the planet and speed up the terriforming.
@TheCooldog
@TheCooldog 4 жыл бұрын
at least he can invest more in catgirls
@tysonvienneau1830
@tysonvienneau1830 3 жыл бұрын
2:06 that has the same energy as markiplier's "SHUT UP NURSE"
@thevoidstalker
@thevoidstalker Жыл бұрын
God damn, it's been a while since I thought about that. Gotta play Surgeon Simulator again now.
@D1ingus
@D1ingus 4 жыл бұрын
10:35 kirby when he finds a “special” copy ability
@bigdumb4343
@bigdumb4343 4 жыл бұрын
17:14 - 17:42 Literally can not get any more American than screaming the anthem and firing guns off randomly
@cheesecake8620
@cheesecake8620 4 жыл бұрын
Only if they eat 69 big mac and all get cardiac arrest
@zer0theultimate
@zer0theultimate 4 жыл бұрын
Only thing to make that scene better is if they were all hot chicks in bikinis with cheeseburgers in one hand, their guns in the other, and giant flag waving in the background mounted to a RAM pickup truck
@jacobrobinson787
@jacobrobinson787 3 жыл бұрын
@@zer0theultimate Why RAM?
@zer0theultimate
@zer0theultimate 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobrobinson787 because if it was a Dodge the joke would never hit
@greensauce2350
@greensauce2350 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody ever mentions the "YEET" unfortunately
@bluebandet6062
@bluebandet6062 4 жыл бұрын
17:15 the real american song GOD BLESS MERICA
@limelaminum2935
@limelaminum2935 4 жыл бұрын
Badger's the most american canadian i've ever seen
@silenced_fuze8567
@silenced_fuze8567 4 жыл бұрын
Yeet
@ianguzman741
@ianguzman741 4 жыл бұрын
I wish they finished it though.
@mbilowan
@mbilowan 4 жыл бұрын
*YEET*
@DynoSkrimisher
@DynoSkrimisher 4 жыл бұрын
5 seds scream the Amercian Anthem while fucking enemy Seds
@Nessie55
@Nessie55 3 жыл бұрын
17:26 *Damn I wish I had friends who had fun like this*
@kassandraofodyssey6475
@kassandraofodyssey6475 2 жыл бұрын
10:42 My day to night behavior explained in a few seconds
@balboboogins2511
@balboboogins2511 4 жыл бұрын
“Y’all mind if I” *SLAPS RED BUTTON*
@typowynieogar
@typowynieogar 4 жыл бұрын
What will you do if you see big red button? SMASH it without hesitation
@devinsiner5489
@devinsiner5489 4 жыл бұрын
Subscribe!
@anzaca1
@anzaca1 4 жыл бұрын
"I only use an LMG because I'm not allowed to carry a minigun." - Warface Rifleman, 2019.
@hunterbg7531
@hunterbg7531 4 жыл бұрын
Well now you can carry a minigun with the new class
@gorillashagger4568
@gorillashagger4568 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact clu is zooming around the map with a backpack full of cheetos and spines
@Trojanarchist
@Trojanarchist 3 жыл бұрын
“free to play” *uses all the p2w guns* lol
@Ghostly3011
@Ghostly3011 3 жыл бұрын
Free to play, pay to win.
@revinaneyaz1691
@revinaneyaz1691 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ghostly3011 yessir
@scarymoose4141
@scarymoose4141 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ghostly3011 how many times do you get told about your profile picture?
@orinb8654
@orinb8654 3 жыл бұрын
I just had to change your like count from 69 to 70....... Sorry
@beanman2146
@beanman2146 3 жыл бұрын
The big iron shotgun us all ya need bud
@Scoot.2004
@Scoot.2004 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone but badger: oh say can you see Badger solemnly quiet: oh Canada
@codyarcher3263
@codyarcher3263 4 жыл бұрын
Oh canada Oh canada How lovely are your beavers
@mosclone2121
@mosclone2121 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: "Let's nuke Mars." Mark Zuckerberg's species: "Why do I hear boss music?"
@convergence1point
@convergence1point 4 жыл бұрын
Is that why he went around America trying to ‘Understand people’? Holy shit....it all makes sense to me now....
@tetrobro5182
@tetrobro5182 4 жыл бұрын
Area 51: *laughs in 3000 rounds per minute* Mars 51: *sweats in red planet*
@EzekiesAcheron
@EzekiesAcheron 2 жыл бұрын
Mark Zuckerberg is a fucking android tbh. Like, have you seen that man? That man is a synth.
@Eye_Of_Odin978
@Eye_Of_Odin978 2 жыл бұрын
I still believe that Zuckerberg is just an automaton built by Elon Musk
@joeys4485
@joeys4485 2 жыл бұрын
Came in america
@Alpha-fc1cr
@Alpha-fc1cr 3 жыл бұрын
“yOu cANt jUsT ShOOt a HoLE iN ThE surfacE OfF Mars” that dumb robot
@goldengreenie9672
@goldengreenie9672 4 жыл бұрын
2:35 “Grouse: Me coming out of my room at 3am looking for cheese.” Is my by far my favorite quote from Grouse!
@satt47-74
@satt47-74 4 жыл бұрын
“TACTICALLY NUKING MARS” Doomguy: *HOLD UP* .
@AriaOrAries
@AriaOrAries 4 жыл бұрын
When they meet doom guy time to purge some liberals
@SkillTheBard2312
@SkillTheBard2312 4 жыл бұрын
*Doom slayer* dawg that's my job
@CommisarHood
@CommisarHood 4 жыл бұрын
(They Nuke Mars) Doomguy: Jesus Christ I need a cigarette!!!
@mega_destroyer2294
@mega_destroyer2294 4 жыл бұрын
Doom Slayer: Actually not a bad idea
@iaini8080
@iaini8080 4 жыл бұрын
You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!
@jank16
@jank16 4 жыл бұрын
6:00 Gun nut here, no it doesn't qualify as an LMG sadly, but it counts as either a sub-compact rifle or a PDW
@JJ-eg4zm
@JJ-eg4zm 4 жыл бұрын
I think it'll be more of an SMG. As it is a fully automatic pistol-caliber gun.
@TheSuspense-zi2dc
@TheSuspense-zi2dc 4 жыл бұрын
S T R A P P E D
@lilhomie6234
@lilhomie6234 4 жыл бұрын
It's a glock with a 50 round mag... still a pistol. If you put a stock or pistol brace on it aswell, then It would classify as as a pdw
@chriscary4074
@chriscary4074 4 жыл бұрын
With it being full auto i feel it would fit as an SMG better then a sub-compact rifle. But we're in agreement about the PDW class, so I would say that's two votes for PDW
@chriscary4074
@chriscary4074 4 жыл бұрын
@@lilhomie6234 but in the configuration it has a longer barrel, so if it was semi auto it would be considered a pistol caliber carbine, so I feel that SMG would be more applicable, However we now have 3 votes for it being a PDW
@benbartels6559
@benbartels6559 3 жыл бұрын
Badger: 11:38 Me: but it seem to work at Normandy.
@tavisurwin9133
@tavisurwin9133 3 жыл бұрын
"They can't stop all of us" loads the 50 cal with fiery intent
@joeys4485
@joeys4485 2 жыл бұрын
*eyes glow rebellion
@youraveragememer8275
@youraveragememer8275 4 жыл бұрын
17:20 "This is the most American thing I've ever seen" Badger 2019 with 4 other guys while dumping rounds with LMGs and singing the American anthem. CJ: 2012, here we go again
@youraveragememer8275
@youraveragememer8275 4 жыл бұрын
@@1lostmuffin515 You saw nothing
@pepperpepsi5644
@pepperpepsi5644 4 жыл бұрын
just edit it before the FBIs are here
@youraveragememer8275
@youraveragememer8275 4 жыл бұрын
@@pepperpepsi5644 Nah they too busy hunting Naruto runners
@celticknight221
@celticknight221 4 жыл бұрын
17:36 When you're so patriotic you break your mic
@Nox_Desiree
@Nox_Desiree 4 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of the MW mission no Russian
@JoMiMi_h
@JoMiMi_h 4 жыл бұрын
8:05 One of the smoothest transitions ever
@darth_spock6375
@darth_spock6375 2 жыл бұрын
Playing this in VR would be REALLY meta.
@williamglass2223
@williamglass2223 4 жыл бұрын
“the can’t stop all of us” -Motto of the Soviet Union
@thatone3590
@thatone3590 4 жыл бұрын
If we keep throwing people at the bullets, eventually, they'll run out of bullets.
@A4FamPRODUC
@A4FamPRODUC 4 жыл бұрын
Well it worked ain't it? Lol
@tylerulfmann4586
@tylerulfmann4586 4 жыл бұрын
The bunker has a limited amount of volume in the meat grinder zone meaning if we throw enough bodies we can drown them in our own blood-imperial guard probably
@logan-fc8fh
@logan-fc8fh 4 жыл бұрын
They*
@MrBlackjack998
@MrBlackjack998 4 жыл бұрын
And the Imperial Guard.
@tommemester1247
@tommemester1247 4 жыл бұрын
Sees video comes out 4 secs ago Me: Says YES with his mouth closed
@Jorkier
@Jorkier 4 жыл бұрын
PRONOUNS, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
@sargentvanguard7612
@sargentvanguard7612 3 жыл бұрын
(14:50) And he just freezes like "aw shit,thats a gun"
@TheRealRyanGosling1
@TheRealRyanGosling1 2 жыл бұрын
17:10 this should be how every military mission should be
@somedeadmeme2441
@somedeadmeme2441 4 жыл бұрын
Blackwood: He can't kill us, he's a medic. Badger: *SILENCE, LIBERAL*
@gangstasaiyan
@gangstasaiyan 4 жыл бұрын
MY SHROOOOOOMS
@justsomeguywithatophat6248
@justsomeguywithatophat6248 4 жыл бұрын
Badger, you are a masterful entertainer and advertiser. Yo actualy make this game look good
@jayhawktd6240
@jayhawktd6240 4 жыл бұрын
Ya its an alright game. The multiplayer is a disaster to say the least lol
@aft3rst0ry7
@aft3rst0ry7 4 жыл бұрын
the guns are a bit too P2W
@abyssalspecter93
@abyssalspecter93 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, I played this a while ago, it's kind of garbage, at least the PVP was heh
@jayhawktd6240
@jayhawktd6240 4 жыл бұрын
@@abyssalspecter93 there is no way to keep the spawn place safe at least when i played it. You can just camp there spawn and they can hardly do anything bout it
@ThePlayListOfPower
@ThePlayListOfPower 4 жыл бұрын
Badger could make Solitair look fun, tho.
@yoboikamil525
@yoboikamil525 2 жыл бұрын
The entire Badger squad blasting people while screaming the American anthem at the top of their lungs was the ultimate blend between chaos and beauty.
@BraydenCH04
@BraydenCH04 4 жыл бұрын
Badger:*Nukes Mars* ID software: Write that down! Write that down!
@xxbagglebeatsxx6773
@xxbagglebeatsxx6773 4 жыл бұрын
*equips actual anti-matriel rifle "I no longer fear pain" in deep atoumataed voice
@johndavis4194
@johndavis4194 3 жыл бұрын
normal mode fire starter- *YOU WILL*
@Nep01
@Nep01 3 жыл бұрын
Its funny how i couldn't do the voice so i went to google translate and made it do the voice
@jayman3878
@jayman3878 4 жыл бұрын
Badger the only dude to blow up mars and say BUCKLE UP CHUCKLE FUCKS
@gnuoY
@gnuoY 4 жыл бұрын
Famous last words
@-Fenixx-
@-Fenixx- 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@mightygamer242
@mightygamer242 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, any weapon can be considered an lmg if it has a large mag size and heavy barrel so yes with the right attachments a glock can be an lmg
@casual_speedrunner1482
@casual_speedrunner1482 Жыл бұрын
Incorrect, because of the pistol caliber, or SUB-caliber, it would be a SUBmachine gun, not a LIGHT machine gun.
@candystick1678
@candystick1678 3 жыл бұрын
"buckle up chucklefucks" is my favorite line ever
@ctp2523
@ctp2523 4 жыл бұрын
Badger: "Time to nuke the mars fellas" Me: P R E F E R A B L E C O N T E N T
@joeys4485
@joeys4485 2 жыл бұрын
Why chase poon when you can bring doom
@Fighter11244
@Fighter11244 4 жыл бұрын
Badger: "The worst rationale for ever doing anything, ever: 'they can't stop all of us.' " Stalin: "Gulag for you."
@dionjaywoollaston1349
@dionjaywoollaston1349 4 жыл бұрын
Fighter11244 Finland: “laughs in winter war”
@Fighter11244
@Fighter11244 4 жыл бұрын
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 lol, true. Although the Finns did lose the war, they managed to hold the Soviets.
@dionjaywoollaston1349
@dionjaywoollaston1349 4 жыл бұрын
Fighter11244 lost? I thought it was a draw, I’m sure if simo hayha hadn’t woken up they might have kept going and won but instead they did the smart thing and called it quits before he became the first sniper in history to kill a thousand people not to mention how pissed he would have been, I don’t know about you but I would not want to face someone who has killed five hundred people and who got shot in the face with an exploding bullet and still survived
@Fighter11244
@Fighter11244 4 жыл бұрын
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 From what I hear, The Finns surrendered in the Winter War because their defenses were breached by the Soviets and because they might've been low on manpower (I'm unsure about the last reason). Because of this, they were forced to cede about 10% of their land, but were allowed keep their independence.
@dionwoollaston5717
@dionwoollaston5717 3 жыл бұрын
Fighter11244 yeah just enough for the soviets to bury their dead
@ShinoyamaOwO
@ShinoyamaOwO 3 жыл бұрын
I love how skulker just sounds like Kirby whenever he screams
@drakeroten8928
@drakeroten8928 3 жыл бұрын
Badger: *sees dead body* Badger: “TAKE SOME AMMO SOLDIER”
@androxtempest3913
@androxtempest3913 Жыл бұрын
YOUR DUTY IS NOT DONE BROTHER!
@brockfraser7777
@brockfraser7777 4 жыл бұрын
I swear badger's favorite combination of words is "M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher"
@lynchuviast
@lynchuviast 4 жыл бұрын
Earth: Let's go to Mars once Earth gets nuked Badger: YO LETS NUKE MARS
@gnuoY
@gnuoY 4 жыл бұрын
Just live on the moon 4Head
@kathleentait7881
@kathleentait7881 4 жыл бұрын
Just live on the sun dumb dumbs
@veshok7610
@veshok7610 4 жыл бұрын
@@gnuoY on the moon are already moon-nazi
@shadowsnake5133
@shadowsnake5133 4 жыл бұрын
@@veshok7610 fine, then I'm living in a blackhole.
@gizemlicocuk3468
@gizemlicocuk3468 2 жыл бұрын
9:44 PURPLE GUY
@MichaelDR501
@MichaelDR501 3 жыл бұрын
16:44 oh... Oh.... There it is
@leristamerello8225
@leristamerello8225 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that last chorus, just imagine the whole enemy team hearing that song sung badly as they're being lit up by gunfire. XD
@BigBeerus
@BigBeerus 3 жыл бұрын
Enemy team? They only played pve
@RandomCatWithStick
@RandomCatWithStick 2 жыл бұрын
@@BigBeerus the ai
@callmepaps6387
@callmepaps6387 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Badgers team: nukes mars doomguy: *nearly crying * i'm so proud of this community badgers team: *sings national anthem*
@superd8826
@superd8826 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that's accurate.
@imjustdonewithyouandyourbs2490
@imjustdonewithyouandyourbs2490 4 жыл бұрын
SILENCE CORPORAL
@imjustdonewithyouandyourbs2490
@imjustdonewithyouandyourbs2490 4 жыл бұрын
@adem 1133 nukes, demons, guns, and doom guy
@lighttrail8260
@lighttrail8260 4 жыл бұрын
Doomguy: they grow up so fast *sheds tear under praetor suit*
@notreallytomclancy
@notreallytomclancy 4 жыл бұрын
Callme paps don't you mean doomslayers because there is More than one doomslayer
@tbryden800
@tbryden800 3 жыл бұрын
"I GOT BEANS, BULLTETS N BANDAIDS" Made my day after a long ass night shift 🤣🤣🤣
@leodecipher9223
@leodecipher9223 4 жыл бұрын
“You can’t just blow a hole into the surface of Mars” “haha nuke go *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* “
@PebbleGod
@PebbleGod 4 жыл бұрын
*driving cousin to airport* *notification ding* "Here we go again." *pulls over*
@gnuoY
@gnuoY 4 жыл бұрын
haHAA
@bloodraven6250
@bloodraven6250 4 жыл бұрын
what? I don't get it.
@Adrian-qr6gk
@Adrian-qr6gk 4 жыл бұрын
Akaro Makasile the cousin may or may not have missed his flight😉
@jeremyellis6552
@jeremyellis6552 4 жыл бұрын
Akaro Makasile he stopes driving to watch the vid
@Ben-sk5tz
@Ben-sk5tz 4 жыл бұрын
2:07 the "silence corporal!: guy sounds exactly like J Jonah Jameson
@Mr.President427
@Mr.President427 4 жыл бұрын
Carvichu well, it...it was
@x_atm_092
@x_atm_092 Жыл бұрын
11:36 “Bro they can’t stop all of us.” Centurion C-RAM: “Say it again.”
@scpzult8316
@scpzult8316 4 жыл бұрын
My man said “pounding black wood”
@goldblood101
@goldblood101 4 жыл бұрын
“My dad emptied my bank account” Everyone: OOF
@thedreadfulcat818
@thedreadfulcat818 4 жыл бұрын
And i emptied mine int some school kids
@rift3068
@rift3068 4 жыл бұрын
the council has decided to grant you one yike
@commentdoggo5901
@commentdoggo5901 4 жыл бұрын
F
@terrability4911
@terrability4911 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh my single mum walked in when he said and then left
@sandman1576
@sandman1576 3 жыл бұрын
His dad emptied it on getting guns and stuff in this game
@opqw1033
@opqw1033 4 жыл бұрын
he missed the part that in order to unlock these guns you need a PHAT bank accont cuz' you ain't getting these for free my boi
@harelburns4861
@harelburns4861 4 жыл бұрын
Ya he sponsored by my.com so maybe they gave him an account
@tetrobro5182
@tetrobro5182 4 жыл бұрын
"Battle Pass" is usually understood to mean "pay for this shit"...but then again there are a lot of stupid people out there so you're not wrong for clarifying for them.
@Wanys123
@Wanys123 4 жыл бұрын
@@tetrobro5182 The thing is the game economy is so utter shite you need like constant premium account running to be able to repair your gear so you can keep using it, or just pay 30bucks for new shit every week...that's one thing people should know but nobody will tell them about Warface...
@eisberg149
@eisberg149 4 жыл бұрын
@@Wanys123 I only use my good gear in PvE, and to get more currency I go into PVP with basic gear equipped. NOTE: For those not familiar, repair costs are equivalent to the cost of the gun/armor.
@ineedtherapy8339
@ineedtherapy8339 4 жыл бұрын
@@eisberg149 Lmao Warface is the literal definition of pay to win
@connorworsnopquirkcardcast4703
@connorworsnopquirkcardcast4703 4 жыл бұрын
6:15 the truest form of Fuck Around and Find Out
@scouseleemini1
@scouseleemini1 4 жыл бұрын
12:28 introducing... the pocket A-10 warthog! *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
@frozenflame9913
@frozenflame9913 4 жыл бұрын
“Short range shotgun” as bajour BLAST a dude from 30 feet away...
@lilhomie6234
@lilhomie6234 4 жыл бұрын
It's almost like real life :3
@howiejbrown6919
@howiejbrown6919 4 жыл бұрын
8:07 Okay, but let's just appreciate the smooth-as-shit editing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@dingus4260
@dingus4260 3 жыл бұрын
Just now noticing that and yes. Badgers editing is the best I’ve seen of a number of KZfaqrs.
@Vernich762
@Vernich762 Жыл бұрын
Daaaaayyyuuuuummm
@Ramseas119
@Ramseas119 Күн бұрын
10:31 has lived rent free in my brain for the last 4 years
@killstation930
@killstation930 3 жыл бұрын
“you cant just shoot a hole into the surface of mars” ~ samuel hayden
@CFinny69
@CFinny69 4 жыл бұрын
Facebook: ThEy CaNt StOp AlL oF uS Area 51 guard: [laughs in 3000 rounds per minute]
@followerofteaandspice1815
@followerofteaandspice1815 4 жыл бұрын
@Epic Rex Area 51 gaurd : [laughs in 12000 rounds per minute]
@CFinny69
@CFinny69 4 жыл бұрын
@Epic Rex nuke proceeds to bounce of alien forcefield into the kyles
@CoolDude5633554
@CoolDude5633554 4 жыл бұрын
Chase Finnegin A-10 Warthog: *Laughs in BRRRRRT*
@IAmThyOverlord
@IAmThyOverlord 4 жыл бұрын
Civs: they can't stop us all A51 training Sargent: ok men we will be starting with grenade training
@Wolfbroa
@Wolfbroa 4 жыл бұрын
Laughs in AC130
@warcraftdevil4593
@warcraftdevil4593 4 жыл бұрын
Badger sees he’s teammate reload while not using a LMG Badger: WhAt is tHiS HerEsy?
@deluxdiamluxamber8924
@deluxdiamluxamber8924 Жыл бұрын
the utterly chaotic Star Bangled Banner rendition at the end absolutely sold it for me
@smolboigaming2524
@smolboigaming2524 Жыл бұрын
8:07. Cleanest. Transition. Ever
@mattk750
@mattk750 Жыл бұрын
Damn i didn't even notice at first!
@cademclemore978
@cademclemore978 4 жыл бұрын
Bajur you and your boys should play Pavlov VR y’all would have so much fun I can already imagine what grouse is gonna do
@jmac2o229
@jmac2o229 4 жыл бұрын
fucking PLEASE
@TheSuspense-zi2dc
@TheSuspense-zi2dc 4 жыл бұрын
B A N G B A N G
@TheCooldog
@TheCooldog 4 жыл бұрын
Grouse is most likely gonna find a way to wield two automatic shotguns, Badger will try to dual wield dragons, Heavenly will try to 360 no scope and Clu will more likely try to knife everybody
@Alpha.Phenix
@Alpha.Phenix 4 жыл бұрын
But he already di- Oh wait, I confused him with Soivet Womble and the ZF clan.
@hrehanj6219
@hrehanj6219 4 жыл бұрын
@@Alpha.Phenix Soviet hasn't uploaded for 84 years
@ducksruleflorida4882
@ducksruleflorida4882 4 жыл бұрын
Warface? That's what i call my acne infection.
@xiomysam
@xiomysam 4 жыл бұрын
Facade but from Discord, D A N G
@roelangeles955
@roelangeles955 3 жыл бұрын
17:35 MY EARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@A_Cadian_Guardsman
@A_Cadian_Guardsman 3 жыл бұрын
"they cant stop all of us" *laughs in 200 thousand rounds per minute*
@thecobracommander169
@thecobracommander169 4 жыл бұрын
The Omnissiah has blessed your mission. May the machine spirit never fail you.
@cobrataco6314
@cobrataco6314 4 жыл бұрын
8:06 that transition was so smooth
@kennyd7667
@kennyd7667 4 жыл бұрын
INO RIGHT AND NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT
@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278
@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278 Жыл бұрын
Isa just a hard cut
@ethantatum9081
@ethantatum9081 2 жыл бұрын
That singing of the Star Spangled Banner was the most beautifully American song I've ever heard, the unrelenting gunfire really stuck it for me.
@IzWolfPack
@IzWolfPack 4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly how I run my rifleman class, except I only use an M60 to bring in the Rambo/Nam' vibe
@twixfirst
@twixfirst 4 жыл бұрын
Badger and company: Nukes Mars General: Wtf man, Why u do dat Badger: THE HERETICS MUST BE PURGED IN HOLY FIRE!!!!
@nick_a91
@nick_a91 4 жыл бұрын
Hereteks: purged Mars: reclaimed Faith: in the Omnissiah Hotel: Trivago BROTHER: I AM PINNED HERE
@tetrobro5182
@tetrobro5182 4 жыл бұрын
Emperor: *smiles in purging*
@devildog5185
@devildog5185 4 жыл бұрын
17:15 No one: Absolutely no one: All 5 people In Warface: "Slowly cranks Volume up to *FULL AMERICAN FREEDOM* "
@BlackArcherGaming
@BlackArcherGaming 4 жыл бұрын
Enemy hears *MENACEIN MERICAN MUSIC* Americans HELLO PUSSIES PREPARE TO DIE
@bassat1167
@bassat1167 4 жыл бұрын
“you can't just shot a hole into the surface of Mars” Badger
@aaaaaaaaahhhh5547
@aaaaaaaaahhhh5547 3 жыл бұрын
Badger: BIGGIE CHEESE Me: GIGANTIC METAL CRABMIRE
@applesauce359
@applesauce359 4 жыл бұрын
My dad once left for milk. That was the last “once” time.
@gnuoY
@gnuoY 4 жыл бұрын
Your Dad Has Left the Chat
@thefakebarrybonz4492
@thefakebarrybonz4492 4 жыл бұрын
Step dad joined the lobby
@amnaah653
@amnaah653 4 жыл бұрын
My Dad once left for Milk Step Dad has beat me since
@jay-vg5eg
@jay-vg5eg 4 жыл бұрын
When you say milk do u mean Malk?
@necrosis6146
@necrosis6146 4 жыл бұрын
Yo dad at footlocker
@kellyhh2519
@kellyhh2519 4 жыл бұрын
Wow I didn't know the 4th of July fell on the 22nd this year! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Жыл бұрын
4:57 Right, and EDF Air Raider is a support class.
@rjmooose2795
@rjmooose2795 2 жыл бұрын
Idc what it’s about, badger is always HELLA funny and I love watching him.
@mrsuper-kamipopo9708
@mrsuper-kamipopo9708 4 жыл бұрын
“WE’RE NUKING MARS!” *BFG Division starts playing*
@frost3337
@frost3337 4 жыл бұрын
* Death grips reference in a video* "Ah, I see you are a man of culture aswell"
@SpringTrap-lh7pp
@SpringTrap-lh7pp 2 жыл бұрын
congrats on making a 18 minute add fun to watch
@Queend1psh1t
@Queend1psh1t 11 ай бұрын
I swear Russian Badger half the time is a game overview and also making videos of perfect comedy that will make you spray water through your nose. Like half the video is him explaining classes and aspects of the game or mission, and the other half is just pure and utter amazing bullshit. Way to go Badger!! We love you!!
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