nofap - Bits and Banter [04/04/2024]
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00:00:00 The Family China discourse
00:02:41 NL shatters the reality of donating to Goodwill
00:04:55 Bandle
00:08:50 NL on Exhuma
00:11:15 Costco is if capitalism had a baby with communism
00:17:07 meta commentary at the theater
00:18:08 NL on popcorn refills
00:21:47 Spellcheck
00:23:59 Food Guessr
00:29:40 redditors are so annoying about veganism
00:34:08 Pathfinder Gallowspire Survivors
00:37:23 NL's financial advisor is in chat
00:38:21 the human brain is cooked
00:39:27 NL drops some hot food takes
00:40:58 NL doesn't vibe with Vegas
00:47:12 NL on SSBM pro player tweets
00:48:58 the two types of nerds
00:51:38 bisexual zoomers are prone to long covid
00:53:22 NL is a shaman
00:55:08 NL finds a sushi life hack
00:57:45 Twitch exclusive bag of shit
01:00:14 NL on Troy
01:02:51 skinny people have a clothing advantage
01:04:12 chiblee is on NoFap
01:06:01 Justin got a student expelled via Lemon Party
01:08:58 Mad Verse City
01:14:14 STINKY HOLE
01:18:47 he teched getting cancelled
01:21:16 the nightmare Jackbox lobby experience
01:23:44 straight joe biden: im gay
01:24:24 "cromulent"
01:25:48 Horny Driver
01:30:33 The Wheel of Mythicality
01:33:32 chib's first time seeing a penis
01:34:39 NU TECH
01:47:29 The Handwashing Incident
01:50:40 The Horny Driver
01:54:23 NL has self-control
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Stream date: 04-04-2024
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#northernlion #clips
@Dogy0909 2 ай бұрын
I’m a jalapeno, of course I’m dunked in mama Liz’s chili oil
@koala5390 2 ай бұрын
we're pepper guys, of course were dipped in mama liz's chili oil
@Chalkcs 2 ай бұрын
Imagine trying to explain to your ancestors why this is funny
@EdicusYudisel 2 ай бұрын
Laughed for quite a bit after seeing the thumbnail, good work
@jonasmuller9196 2 ай бұрын
About the Costco is communist bit at 11:15 there is a book about that exact thing called "The People's Republic of Walmart: How the World's Biggest Corporations are Laying the Foundation for Socialism"
@AcceptTheNull 2 ай бұрын
Walmart abusing welfare by paying people only so little as to qualify for assistance is not the same as buying a single product at cheaper cost because you bought more upfront, by committing to purchasing only that one said product, known also as capitalism.
@CitizenVan 2 ай бұрын
@@AcceptTheNull Haven't read the book, but from what I've heard people say about it, it's not saying "Walmart has cheap products, therefore socialism." It's more about how Walmart is an example of large scale central planning and how free-market capitalism is actually inefficient in many ways compared to a planned economy. I would assume that Costco, being another multinational corporation, probably does similar things to Walmart in this respect. Both corporations are capitalist obviously, but the book apparantely argues that if central planning can work for these corporations, then it can work for socialism or whatever. idk, ask someone's who's read it.
@cdw2468 2 ай бұрын
@@CitizenVanthat’s exactly the point. it actually brings up sears as a company that encouraged internal competition and failed because of it. even if you’re not a socialist (i am one) i think it’s an interesting read
@weirdblackcat 2 ай бұрын
@@CitizenVan also, Walmart would rank 25 in GDP if compared to actual countries. It's that massive. Bigger GDP than Norway, Ireland, Austria, and, well, the remaining >150 countries.
@omegahaxors3306 2 ай бұрын
Since I know none of you mfers read, Second Thought covered this book with one on their videos.
@MercMercury 2 ай бұрын
"I'm ... basically a shaman, I play exclusively on vibes" is quite the quote lmfao
@18skeltor 2 ай бұрын
Much love you fucking freak, keep up the great work.
@FreckoJoel 2 ай бұрын
@someidiotonyoutube 2 ай бұрын
Anyone that says they're rather have 10 days at the end of their life over free refills of movie theater popcorn is lying
@aBlackMage 2 ай бұрын
I'm too lazy to get up in the middle of a movie, I'll take the 10 days
@someidiotonyoutube 2 ай бұрын
I'm jealous. My old ass can't watch movie at a theater without getting up to pee at least once. It's like pavlovian
@Re-Crafted 2 ай бұрын
I only recently started watching NL and I don't understand the slang he uses. I am familiar with it, however the implied meanings seem different to what I am used to. For example, i thought "No disrespect, but..." is used when you want to politely disagree with someone, but when NL says "No disrespect, but...", it roughly translates to "Fuck you and everything you stand for bitch get owned." Is this just an NL thing or is this a Canadian thing?
@gdjobufckngfruitcake 2 ай бұрын
It’s an NL thing. He also uses a lot of sarcasm so there’s an adjustment period of “Is he being serious or is it a meme” @Librarian we could use a “times I thought NL was being serious but it was just sarcasm Ryan in a 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 good disguise”
@rylanmarriott8116 2 ай бұрын
typically it is, however he uses it that way as a comedic thing of going against the typical usage kinda like hyperbole
@_Sean. 2 ай бұрын
Typically it depends on who you're talking to and what context you're using it in. If I'm talking to my friends and we're trash talking, and I say "No disrespect, but..." then yeah it means the latter. But if I'm talking to someone I only know a little and I want to disagree then it would mean the former. (I'm also western Canadian, like NL)
@null_wizard 2 ай бұрын
No disrespect, but...
@blahblah94897 2 ай бұрын
I see though your insane meta comment
@chan_serv 2 ай бұрын
saw this video title and reminded me i had to attend to smth, brb
@aleksande222 2 ай бұрын
I was listening to him while falling asleep and in my semiconscious state, him speaking sounded like a madman arguing with the voices in his head.
@emeyers7 2 ай бұрын
goddamn dude, "he teched it" is so crazy funny
@MichalPC Ай бұрын
Oh it's so cool seeing NL bring up Chinese EV companies in the light of the upcoming tariff hike! *Sees the upload date* LISAN AL GAIB
@powote 2 ай бұрын
NECROMANCER ICANT
@meebie 2 ай бұрын
actually had me dying oh my goddd
@Ethan-xo1yc 2 ай бұрын
just finished the last bits and banter perfect timing POGCRAZY
@frog6712 2 ай бұрын
“let’s get it started… or the original version” 👀
@mininimi1 2 ай бұрын
First bandle I've ever gotten off the drums. Surprisingly recognizable
@sheg5910 2 ай бұрын
Brilliant thumbnail.
@darriansea 2 ай бұрын
31:35 carrot edits around this time sent me
@mattsocool 2 ай бұрын
ty as always librarian :)
@slothbro2740 2 ай бұрын
im losing my mind at these bowl soups being so low in calories too man. my granola bar has more calories than those microwave bowls of cambells
@samthemessiah9330 Ай бұрын
LETS GO JUSTIN 🗣🔥🔥💯💯
@kylemorris267 2 ай бұрын
55:32 such a good line
@Level80Sorcerer 2 ай бұрын
So what we don't have chips? So what we MULT nothing?
@Donovarkhallum 2 ай бұрын
Why is there gameplay talk in my bits and banter.
@icanusernamebetterthanyou3853 2 ай бұрын
You know it's a good joke when you can hear him open a can as he says it.
@Teal_. Ай бұрын
why does foodguesser always use the WORST photos possible for half the foods
@EclipseSystem 2 ай бұрын
"straight joe biden be like i'm gay" 🗣‼‼
@togu_mak245 2 ай бұрын
Linrarian linrRoan librarian help me
@bamtamu 2 ай бұрын
Regardless of Tom Cruise's acting ability, we should always take the opportunity to mock him for being the poster child for the Cult of Scientology
@Starluck40 2 ай бұрын
we dont have costco where i live. hearing ryan talk about costco feels like a mythological place. a fictional realm of wonders and hot dogs
@TheBmang 2 ай бұрын
I genuinely just don't believe him when he talks about 1.50 hot dog
@TemmiePlays 2 ай бұрын
there's few versionms of it in USa too, like Sams club ( used to be a walmart subsidary ) you PAY PERMONTH to be allowed to buy massively bulk items at a discount. the only way to reasonably consider the price fpor membership IS those hotdogs..which are longer than your arm and you get like 2 for 2 bucks.
@insideoutghost 2 ай бұрын
nova scotia mentioned
@Screedomy 2 ай бұрын
I would like to watch a very specific isaac moment from NL can someone help me? specifically I would like to see his first reaction to when the dlc repentance was dropped
@canniballock 2 ай бұрын
NL's relationship with food is so sad
@softpinkblush 2 ай бұрын
fr as soon as you count calories like that you're a bit cooked
@TemmiePlays 2 ай бұрын
- explains a low quality deoderant - I trhik i need a worse quality deoderant! nah dude, youre already using the bad brand XD buy a brand UP. Old Spice is gross af
@danieldosso2455 2 ай бұрын
@16:50 isn't the watery-ist food you can have, water, by definition? Soup is not the watery-ist food.
@douwedeboer5819 2 ай бұрын
since when is water a food? Water is a drink
@danieldosso2455 2 ай бұрын
@@douwedeboer5819 Water has a very tiny amount of nutrients, if soup is a food, water is too.
@TemmiePlays 2 ай бұрын
@@danieldosso2455 soup ois soup when all its ingredienmts are in it. when its just liquid, we call that BROTH.
@nadogger 2 ай бұрын
49:00 i was curious what the difference was between the spindown and a normal d20. it seems like a spindown is easier to cheat with, as there's a whole side that has the large numbers. theoretically you can try to toss the die to land on one plane with those numbers over the other. i kinda get it; if you're at a fnm where you gotta pay and hopefully win, i'd want it to be as competitive as possible, especially if the options there. but in a casual settings, it doesn't really matter as long as you give it a good shake and toss. and even then, it appears that many d20s aren't numerically random as well. depending on manufacturing, the grooves of the numbers on the die can affect the weight, as well as air bubbles and the like. ideally you'd have each of the faces that meet at a vertex to add up to 52/53 for it to be as close to random as possible. maybe i'm one of those nerds...
@rolfsoldaat 2 ай бұрын
I played D&D with a DM who called out a (newby) player for using a spindown. Thought that was a weirdo move but it stuck in my head and now I'm that guy too. It's like a mind virus.
@nadogger 2 ай бұрын
@@rolfsoldaatwe are cursed with knowledge, forever rolling d20's up the hill
@ogrefish1941 2 ай бұрын
Bad take on the tamales. The brand on Costcodle is pretty meh, but the beef & cheese ones they have at Costco are pretty good
@troyhadge8300 2 ай бұрын
1:32:20 peloton moment 😂
@nnm711 2 ай бұрын
37:12 - Asmongold mentioned
@annoy4nce648 2 ай бұрын
1:04:31 ?2
@gdjobufckngfruitcake 2 ай бұрын
Um I can respectfully disagree with the Egg on Where Is The Love, that was a song about how the world is changing to just hate each other and start war…. It was a big deal after 9/11 for real, still a bop also. -2 enel
@ajz2k 2 ай бұрын
Literally what
@gigitrix 2 ай бұрын
It being the musical equivalent of Kendal Jenner passing a pepsi to a riot cop is not helping your case bro
@TemmiePlays 2 ай бұрын
@@gigitrix it wasnt the musical equivalent to that. they made pop music, and that was a pop song. and it performed very well. there's musiuc that came out before WITL that still hasn't exceeded it's popularity. Unlike literally solving everyones issues with a freekin can of pepsi - the song challegend ideas and brought stuff to public eye that we were comfortable talking about. you kinda HAD to be in USA to have given half a crap bc other wise it IS jus music lol. the kendal jenner thing was a made up commercial over tnohing to sell pepsi. lol whjaty a garbage analgoy you whipped up , dipped in armchair slactivist sauce
@UU8D 2 ай бұрын
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