The next ordinary American you encounter could be a gnome, or worse, a mime. Or a mechanical student, or bees, or a molester of sea creatures hiding a microphone in his lower GI tract.
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@KingHarkinianMah214 жыл бұрын
You should always put the source in the comments!
@JuanC17Playz4 жыл бұрын
@@noisepuppet San FraarF
@metrekkie4 жыл бұрын
I first saw this thing years ago and the scale of the claim combined with a lack of any other evidence of this thing actually existing is still driving me crazy.
@jeffcarroll1990shock4 жыл бұрын
Have you decided if you're going to make a video using ShowBiz Pizza?
@UnfittingCarbon4 жыл бұрын
"The students here are replicants... they are merely mechanical students." Genius
@jesterlogic68864 жыл бұрын
Aww I missed that one lol histimogeotograpghy was a good ringer lol
@RatPfink663 жыл бұрын
Best feature: they get shot for failing subject, they are repaired and back in class next morning! Economical!
@heroinmom1532 жыл бұрын
They've gotta watch out for Professor Decker. I hear he's a tough one when it comes to replicant students...
@jeffcarroll1990shock2 жыл бұрын
"We turn now...."
@someonenow12 жыл бұрын
@@heroinmom153 "Tell 'im I'm teaching."
@grfrjiglstan4 жыл бұрын
"They English is not only flawlesses, they special." No other YTPer I know would be bold enough to make a grammar joke like that.
@mpk66644 жыл бұрын
He said that right when I was reading your comment, and it made me burst into tears.
@riceymartin22034 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with that statement.
@saxongreen784 жыл бұрын
They buy lies and die like Americans, too.😁
@MustraOrdo4 жыл бұрын
@sightinsight 4:28 - 4:30
@cellina.starfire3 жыл бұрын
larger, yet smaller, yet smarger, yet laller
@parrothammer66524 жыл бұрын
That hearing aid in his ear is actually candy, which allows him to hear the dead in hell.
@4T3hM4kr0n4 жыл бұрын
that actually makes sense...
@bored_person4 жыл бұрын
Maybe I should try sticking candy in my ear.
@aplimsollpunk27384 жыл бұрын
Literally no part of that sentence makes a damn bit of sense. I burst out laughing from its sheer unexpectedness.
@Sakhmeov4 жыл бұрын
@@aplimsollpunk2738 What? Isn't it obvious? It's meant to enhance the interiousness of the luxurior, so that even if it is in fact smarger it _seems_ laller.
@aplimsollpunk27384 жыл бұрын
@@Sakhmeov Ah I suppose so. On an unrelated note, you wouldn't happen to know where I could buy one of those newfangled Invisigraphs(TM) would you?
@DaltonSligh4 жыл бұрын
“Explodotronics” sounds like an industrial metal band
@TheLarryburns84 Жыл бұрын
sounds like something you'd see on the back cover of a mediocre 80s shred metal album, I kinda love it
@SsnakeBite4 жыл бұрын
"You are a tool... of democracy!" From heel turn to face turn in one fell swoop.
@Mekboy_ComputerMonster4 жыл бұрын
*"The Best is Yet to Come" starts playing*
@SlaughterhouseDb16 күн бұрын
_Managed_ Democracy, of course.
@SsnakeBite4 жыл бұрын
"They're even taught how to buy lies and die like Americans" - I'm not even entirely sure what that means and yet it still feels like a mood.
@IMelkor424 жыл бұрын
It's some deep truth is what it is.
@aplimsollpunk27384 жыл бұрын
That's probably the most woke line I've ever heard in a ytp.
@user-rp9bs8ml8o4 жыл бұрын
@Trevor Archambeault bruh...
@kenetickups61464 жыл бұрын
Trevor Archambeault So are you pointing out that isreal’s a shit state, or are you being antisemetic?
@FreezepondMapping4 жыл бұрын
@Trevor Archambeault CRAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN
@Nikolapoleon4 жыл бұрын
"Trouser trout" is probably now my all-time favorite euphemism.
@Circuitssmith4 жыл бұрын
Also the motorist “choking his root”.
@bachaddict Жыл бұрын
this is no ordinary stench!
@sabrinawelsh3543 Жыл бұрын
same here now
@kaden-sd6vbАй бұрын
That great American institution: a hard-on
@astrolander954 жыл бұрын
"They're even taught how to buy lies and die like an American"
@StormsongK4 жыл бұрын
"The entire town is a town designed to train Soviet youth how to American."
@Circuitssmith3 жыл бұрын
@@guy_th18 No, youth.
@nobodycares43212 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Facebook
@GibusWearingMann4 жыл бұрын
That great American institution: The laughter box.
@ange1playzgamez4 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna say this YEET
@jeffcarroll1990shock3 жыл бұрын
The hard on.
@jackofallspades984 жыл бұрын
A full run-down of the courses offered next semester at STSA University: -Intercourse in American History -Geography -Chemistry -Geomistry -Chemography -American Geograhistomistry -Ameristory -Electrographic Techtronics -Photocrypting -Photocoding -LaAaAab courses in the use of exploOosives -Explodotronics There really is something for all replicants who choose to attend this fine school.
@4T3hM4kr0n4 жыл бұрын
How do I enroll there?
@erinbrown37444 жыл бұрын
I’m making my schedule for next semester. I hope that there’s an intercourse in American history class after Lunch o’ clock.
@erinbrown37444 жыл бұрын
I would take Explodotronics, bur it overlaps with my laaab in the use of explooosives. And I also have to think of scheduling around my part-time class.
@textbookdave53374 жыл бұрын
@@erinbrown3744 simple solution, use a miney tikerophone to record the other lecture
@MetalSlugzMaster4 жыл бұрын
@@4T3hM4kr0n You enroll by testing at enrollments, then entest at enrollings at entestingments and then entrollingments test results of your intestinements for incontinence.
@Beeks813 жыл бұрын
"Today, we are no longer faced with that problem. ...buboblem. Mmm." Fucking killed me.
@orlandowordsmith6208 Жыл бұрын
The extra "mmm" is just so satisfying.
@kaden-sd6vbАй бұрын
Regardless, these men are f*cking porpoises directly in the ass.
@AMathMonkey4 жыл бұрын
Nothing complements the interious luxurior of a room better than miny tichrophones.
@sadgoy.4 жыл бұрын
Installed under his balls, of course.
@LinkMcStink3 жыл бұрын
I'm just picturing this as the original edit for the video sent by the Russians just confuse the CIA.
the sound effect of the guy hitting the parking meter killed me every time
@migueltapia13694 жыл бұрын
That stuff doesn't exist
@poly_g60684 жыл бұрын
@@migueltapia1369 Not true. My father was a Business Policeman.
@bruhSaintJohn2 жыл бұрын
Policemen Businessmen Mechanicmen Mechanical men I'm a mechanical I'm a mechanical I'm a mechanical man Plays command and conquer music
@TheSuperCommentGuy4 жыл бұрын
After lunch, you wanna have lunch? To try lunch. We'll take lunch. Learn what makes lunch. And then practice lunch. It is now lunch o'clock. Lunch is dismissed until lunch.
@migueltapia13694 жыл бұрын
All the students in Hollywood Little Soviet America got fat
@jeffcarroll1990shock4 жыл бұрын
@@migueltapia1369 what about the mechanical mechanics?
@migueltapia13694 жыл бұрын
@@jeffcarroll1990shock mechanical mechanics are real
@RatPfink663 жыл бұрын
In Soviet Ukraine lunch is luxury of high party officers. Everyone else eat lard on dark bread in between operation of machine. You forget to wipe hands on apron, you will be shot. If this cause time losing accident, you will be shot, then sent to gulag.
@aaronhilliker75664 жыл бұрын
"No matter where you look, there are gnomes. Their old people aren't any larger than our children. As a matter of fact, they're smaller." Iconic
@SynysterShadow4 жыл бұрын
"Most of the activity seems to center around the center of a small activity center, that is located in the center" 🤣🤣🤣
@Sakhmeov4 жыл бұрын
Naturally; and note that this is no ordinary stench. This is what makes the businessman's small cock seem large.
@finn86654 жыл бұрын
5:12 “the students you see here have to poop. They happy. :)”
@singleproppilot3 жыл бұрын
They have beer. The rest of the town’s population is stupid.
@ancilodon4 жыл бұрын
I swear this is one of Noisepuppet's best. I'm almost crying.
@WeebRemover45004 жыл бұрын
rarely even come by a single wordmixing like the business policemen
@westdakotaofficial79404 жыл бұрын
ancilodon imo his poops of 70s ads were the highlights of his career so far
@butcherax4 жыл бұрын
It started off slow but I was in stitches by the end.
@Karmy.4 жыл бұрын
The sentence mixing and word mixing jokes are top notch
@Circuitssmith4 жыл бұрын
Probably the earliest TooT in history, such an innovation.
@dasbakon4 жыл бұрын
5:12 "The students you see here had to poop. They happy. They have Beer." Sounds like most students I've encountered.
@DeSinc4 жыл бұрын
just found my latest favourite YTPer
@Rxmbler4 жыл бұрын
Hey look, it's that half life guy!
@fredoriagaming44663 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@bachaddict3 жыл бұрын
Hey desinc! would love to know your favourite ytp of his!
@13CaptainPrice4 жыл бұрын
Those poor porpoises
@drgustaf24502 жыл бұрын
Nevertheless…….
@saxongreen78 Жыл бұрын
...not even a kiss!
@Tirgo694 жыл бұрын
Toot in the first frame is a good sign
@Maldoror21124 жыл бұрын
Twin Toots, no less!
@Bonerhead024 жыл бұрын
it took me until 5:50 to realize this was about espionage during the red scare
@YoumuHoover4 жыл бұрын
"The wrist watch can fit up my as up to a distance up to 12 feet"
@Oecobius334 жыл бұрын
"Even more unusual is the absence of Cheech." You should've pasted Chong somewhere in that shot. Anyhow, great stuff as usual! I'm gonna have to start using the euphemism "trouser trout."
@WeebRemover45004 жыл бұрын
But there are many strange things about church. Even a casual observer would note the utter fascists
@Sheevlord3 жыл бұрын
who spend their leisure time indulging in the all-american institution - a hardon
@wuffdog4 жыл бұрын
2:38 hearing "sksksk" coming from a 70s film is a true wonder of the ages
@1291401634 жыл бұрын
wuffdog That looks older than ‘70s to me. That looks more like early-mid ‘60s to me.
@Code7Unltd4 жыл бұрын
This looks more like the 60s (40s-50s, perhaps?). Then again, this is easily researched on the National Archives.
@themightiestofbooshes94434 жыл бұрын
i don't get it
@Zorro91294 жыл бұрын
@@129140163 Nah, definitely late 20's.
@OPG27114 жыл бұрын
1960 to be exact :)
@subzerobadass4 жыл бұрын
They English is not only flawlesses, but they special. The Soviets probably hired those malfunctioning androids from Mad Dogs and English Lessons to teach them.
@jackofallspades984 жыл бұрын
No wonder the professor talks about lunch the same way the guy from that video talks about having class
@noisepuppet4 жыл бұрын
they happy
@KingHarkinianMah214 жыл бұрын
They’re all Mary Smith years old
@thesovietman85613 жыл бұрын
@@noisepuppet I too happy!
@bachaddict3 жыл бұрын
@@noisepuppet the rubber faced psycho found a home where everything was a noun
@butcherax4 жыл бұрын
I am definitely going to be using the term 'trouser trout' at the first opportunity. Thanks NP
@RevenSkinn4 жыл бұрын
"smaller yet larger" -guy
@v2robosapien4 жыл бұрын
american geograhistomestry
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes454 жыл бұрын
When I went on a trip to the Hollywood Soviet American Republic, I found hundreds of razor blades in my ass. And no matter where I look, there were gnomes.
@KingHarkinianMah214 жыл бұрын
Ninya / Ninja Brifsanovich the Saiyan did you spend time in the laughter box?
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes454 жыл бұрын
@@KingHarkinianMah21 Yes. And I got to meet some of the Mechanical Mechanics.
@dntapringl83144 жыл бұрын
*They gnomes*
@chrisprofitt49474 жыл бұрын
Drugs.....It has em!!!
@MetalSlugzMaster4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant editing. I just might start calling lunch time "lunch-o'clock"
@Consural2 жыл бұрын
The habitants: (They all seem to be bees.) *Policemen *Businessmen *Mechanic Men *Semen *Police mechanics *Business policemen *Mechanical Businessmen *Mechanical Mechanics
@bachaddict Жыл бұрын
did you perform a closer examtion? did it veal anything else?
@noisepuppet Жыл бұрын
@@bachaddict I came here to ask exactly this
@nicktanski3 жыл бұрын
"Everything In Town Is a Noun" sounds like a Schoolhouse Rock song
@alandpost4 жыл бұрын
After lunch, they had lunch.
@AMathMonkey4 жыл бұрын
Dude, that's quite a bit of lunch.
@alandpost4 жыл бұрын
@@AMathMonkey They had lunch.
@AdventurousInsight4 жыл бұрын
“ you are a tool... of democracy lul”
@DatFMEntertainment4 жыл бұрын
There are many strange things about church indeed.
@migueltapia13694 жыл бұрын
All priests do evil in God's name
@RatPfink663 жыл бұрын
doors always locked because instructors grading papers inside. also weekly vodka social where we decide which students to get shot.
@FriendlyKat3 жыл бұрын
Most of the activity seems to center around a small activity center that is located in the center.” Wow… incredible. This and the random spazzes absolutely killed me. LOL
@raidensreturn Жыл бұрын
"A long metal probe can be attached to the mic, and pushed through the dick" OMG, I actually choked on my water. Shit
@RatPfink662 ай бұрын
you would be amazed at the fidelity of the ball sounds.
@JetFalcon71020 күн бұрын
"The vibrations then vibrate through the ass to the microphone, clearly reproducing any sounds emanating from the balls."
@Bolt4734 жыл бұрын
“Most of the activity seems to center around the center of a small activity center that is located in the center.”
@davidvega4623 жыл бұрын
"This is a testicle. They can be found all over you." 🤣🤣🤣
@shoopusdawhoopus4 жыл бұрын
it truly blows my mind how well you can sentence mix with the sources you use, what with the poor quality and all
@wilberforce954 жыл бұрын
Electrographic tectronics, photocrypting and photocoding sound like majors from a steampunk alternate universe.
@Malzanar20103 жыл бұрын
Interious luxerior with miny ticrophones. Probably my favorite YTPism is that syllable swapping stuff. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@heroinmom1532 жыл бұрын
I come back to this weekly to laugh. It really is the gift that keeps on giving.
@DomingosMultichannel4 жыл бұрын
i laughed so fuckin hard to this, even as a german guy i can understand your word mixing so good. appreciate it.
@TaylorMMontgomery4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the voice over guy that voiced this is the 60s seeing this now. A crazy repetition of his voice...a creation made by a contraption with a mouse and keyboard.
@natebot3214 жыл бұрын
Noisepuppet is reaching the pinnacle levels of his craft
@nickrollstuhlfahrerson86594 жыл бұрын
‘That hearing aid in his ear is actually candy’ Iam dying
@JetFalcon71020 күн бұрын
"...which allows him to hear the dead in Hell!"
@jameselliot9114 Жыл бұрын
The installation of these ticrophones took mimes, and the cucking WoW made them SuSsable
@Kowgan4 жыл бұрын
No matter where you look, most of the activity seems to center around the center of the small activity center that is located in the center.
@cphillips8053 жыл бұрын
In my personal opinion this is one of the best YTPs out there. But, I think I could make a pretty good objective argument for it. The quality of the edits and sentence mixing. The consistent cleverness of the jokes, where every other joke is as good as that one single joke that you remember from most YTPs. Yet, it has
@fungusmcbungus7943 Жыл бұрын
0:57 I was also under the impression that everything in my town was a noun :0
@zalibecquerel34634 жыл бұрын
"I hope this video has some TOOT in it" 0:01 "OUTSTANDING!!!"
@ight38174 жыл бұрын
Lmao those sound effects when the guy is pointing and hitting that meter 1:01 Gotta use those more often🤣
@kenkarsonn3 жыл бұрын
“There are many strange things about church” Vatican: *starts sweating*
@Saphiren4 жыл бұрын
most of the activity seems to center around the center of the small activity center that is located in the center
@Circuitssmith4 жыл бұрын
In a time when all of civilization seems to be spinning wildly off its axis, thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for this otherworldly emergency exit, however temporary.
@Shitmouth994 жыл бұрын
"You would also recieve the impression that everything in town was a noun"
@mochiboot65023 жыл бұрын
gotta be one of the best YTPs of all time
@acasta4034 жыл бұрын
"A closer examination of the inhabitants would reveal that all of them seem to be bees"
@Dovah214 жыл бұрын
"A closer examation of the habitants would 'veal that all of them seem to be beastsszdzdz."
@thomasbaron53674 жыл бұрын
"... behind the walls, or under my balls." *dead* 🤣
@cloudwyrms97523 жыл бұрын
Parents: Didn’t you listen to your teacher in the Zoom meeting? The Zoom meeting: 3:18
@TheUnforgiven593 жыл бұрын
2:29 I couldn't stop laughing!
@billgueltig61363 жыл бұрын
That great American institution , a hard on
@fleetwoodvo86734 жыл бұрын
"Trolls are not necessary!" Krushchev knew the web brigades wouldn't work from day one.
@Finn-rf7vz4 жыл бұрын
Drugs. It has 'em!
@9thDallasMowerExpo4 жыл бұрын
I totally want to study Explodotronics.
@Abtastix4 жыл бұрын
4:30 “you are a tool...” >:( 4:32 “of DEMOCRACY” :)
@GolemAvalanche4 жыл бұрын
Mechanical businessmen, mechanical mechanics, even mechanical students. The Soviet spy game spared no expense.
@winteringgoose4 жыл бұрын
Why is "interious luxurior" my new favorite phrase?
@mpaulm4 жыл бұрын
“Trouser trout”😂 4:12
@brandoncase14772 жыл бұрын
"Inception? Okay. It's so obvious." Had me ROLLING.
@go_outside55113 жыл бұрын
What’s not to like? Drugs? It has ‘em and you can find hundreds of razor blades in your chocolate undies
@SpamNapkin4 жыл бұрын
The students you see here had to poop. They happy. They have beer.
@FOF2753 жыл бұрын
04:17 The greatest word in ytp history
@heroinmom1533 жыл бұрын
"The students here are replicants." Somebody call Decker
@sonataavalon60173 жыл бұрын
“He’s allowed to hear the dead in hell.” “Anime much?”
@Chronochrome4 жыл бұрын
i'm so happy to see you uploading again, you have to be one of the top 5 poopers ever
@bensirach35864 жыл бұрын
A TOOT right from the beginning. Today's a good day.
@orlandowordsmith62083 жыл бұрын
*Tootday
@newoldstock_4 жыл бұрын
"We turn now"
@Ledwix4 жыл бұрын
...Central Hollywood, one of the southern Soviet American republics. Truth bomb right here!
@ed87004 жыл бұрын
"their old people arent any larger than our children"
@pigpuke Жыл бұрын
"The rest of the towns population is stupid" - sounds about right
@bachaddict Жыл бұрын
my laughter is smarger or loller when I watch this repeatedly
@orlandowordsmith6208 Жыл бұрын
Now, they've repeated their repeated repeatings.
@bachaddict Жыл бұрын
@@orlandowordsmith6208 this is no ordinary stench!
@bachaddict Жыл бұрын
@@orlandowordsmith6208 we turn now
@noisepuppet9 ай бұрын
Me as a freshman: but I could've sworn this was an orgy college
@noisepuppet9 ай бұрын
@@orlandowordsmith6208TFW all the casualties blow tube steak
@butanebandit4 жыл бұрын
Those were the days when a tie clasp could operate continuously for 4 hours. I miss the good American-built tie clasps. Nowadays I have to switch my tie clasp out every 20 minutes or recharge it yet again after it gives up..
@PalaceIV5 ай бұрын
The miney ticrophones / under my balls joke kills me everytime. This seems like such a great source for jokes. Has me laughing all the way through.
@FuelAirSparkTime2 жыл бұрын
Killing myself laughing here man this one was fuckin mint .. so many hilarious things going on in this one
@Shockzone14954 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing I'm about to have a heart attack 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️⚰️⚰️
@DenkyManner2 жыл бұрын
The interious luxurior.
@drewgehringer78133 жыл бұрын
0:36 wow, a small town with its own Hugo Boss store.
@AClockworkHellcat Жыл бұрын
"Most motel rooms display inexpensigraphs. This one, however, displays invisigraphs. These are invisible."
@grand_wasabi56694 жыл бұрын
0:44 Sounds like Star Fox.
@mastermarkus53074 жыл бұрын
The wacky sound effects when the guy hits the parking meter really get me.