I love how it’s just a given at this point that whatever universe Wow It’s Made is from is a corporate dystopia with no workers’ rights.

It wouldn’t be a wow it’s made unless the workers were being abused

It takes real genius and/or restraint to make a YTP with an entire segment based around Badminton where the only "cock" joke is entirely SFW.

"the dogs go on a de-barking machine." you're a comedic genius.

"After 5 hours a shooting star breaks the mold" Yes. Yes it does.

"Tease T's Tees Tees" brilliant

"...it can take days for it to harden in just 2 minutes." *Im receiving mixed signals here*

'This employees eats 30000 cookies" :D "She dies." D:

"He really, really, really likes feet. Your feet." "He's hot and ready" *WOW! IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON*

"They didn't really catch on until they were invented" I mean... you're not wrong

"A shooting star breaks the mold" Sneaky Smash Mouth reference.

"This device has twenty thousand sensors that censor each feather" *censors feathers* Also; "Its the little D" Comedy gold

"many people are everywhere" big if true 🤔

For this masterpiece, you deserve at least one wealth.

The computer tells the technician, "Shut it." The computer then tells the technician to "Just shut their face" The computer just tells the technician, "Saw off the worker's heads, seperating the heads." The technician pushes the saw into the neck, as deep as it can go. That escalated quickly And honestly, could be an alright pitch for a horror novel

"Steam Powered Giraffe slaps" "Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well"

I can't believe the worker died after eating cookies when another factory had a worker eating way more hot dogs per hour who was fine. What a shame

"The next phase of production... reproduction" feels strangely similar to "Let's plot a course... intercourse"

"Steam Powered Giraffe slaps." You bet your one and only ingredient (a mammoth) it does!

"this assembler eats one hundred thousand cookies" ... ... ... "she dies"

"A worker trolled Grindr to get rid of the ex." What a cuttleshock.

I’m a grown man with a sophisticated sense of humor. “Golfers use golf clubs to golf.” “”Sauce” F U C K T H A T S G O O D SH I T

"Before golf tees become popular, players would bawl aggressively" *_BAWLS AGGRESSIVELY_*

"They didn't really catch on until they were invented"

"Having the workers alive makes it's easier to feed them... or not"

[2:31] "She dies." *The D immediately becomes an F.*

So am I the only person who found the line "The ball has one last chance at redemption" funny as all hell"

No joke. I just got to the "A shooting star breaks the mold" part and the TV just started playing All Star The cosmic forces are acting

"she dies" Discovery D turns into an F thats high qual

6:36 "It takes 2 hours to fully tease T's tees tees." That wordplay right there was amazing

“the rejects go for a Tiffany Tumble” WATCHING CONTRAPOINTS I SEE

“The British created the game, which you just lost”

“Back and fork over Annette” Not even 30 seconds in and I’m already dying of laughter.

“Dr. Al Pyne Skibyndyngs”

5:25 "Before golf tees became popular, players would bawl aggressively." Understandable.

7:27 It honestly took me a moment to realize that this sock was edited in. At first my mind just accepted it

Was glad to hear that abusing the worker is still a big part of making the products. Wanted to know if the worker steals them.

I thought "wooloo" was a great funny joke in its entirety. Then I got hit with "woolooloo" and absolutely lost it. Seriously, you've got a heck of a talent and it always really brightens my day to see your content!

"The rejects go for a Tiffany Tumble into a Bernie sanding drum." oh my GOD

Come to think of it, finding foot fetishists in a shoe factory makes a lot of sense in retrospect

Episode 1: "So now, you really know the Pope." Episode 2: "So now, you're really dope. Dope means cool. You're really cool." Episode 3: "So now, you really know the poop." Episode 4: "So now, you're really tall."

ive watched this many many times and every single time the bit that gets me the most is the way he says "blending in minerals" at 8:14

"It takes two hours to fully tease, T's, tee tees."....... Man, I had to let that one marinate for a minute.

the computer tells the technician to *_just shut their face_*

6:37 the best jokes take half a second to get

2:44 “he’s hot and ready” MOM’S SPAGHETTI

9:05 me during the whole video

The Bowling Ball The Bawling Bowl The Bowling Stone The Bowling Bee The Molding Ball The Bowling Bean The Bowling Berries

Actually, ingredients for manufacture curling stones: 1. A MAMMOTH

The random Three Houses intermissions at the start were marvelous!

I see some ideological frustration made it's way into this masterpiece

"The shuttlecork predates badminton by thousands of millennia." "... ...ia..."

Before golf tees were invented, players would bawl aggressively.

1:36 "Keeping the workers alive makes it easier to feed them. Or not." LOL

The wordplay in this is brilliant. It's not just good sentence remixing, the sentences are funny themselves.

The core is made from blending in minerals, like crack.

5:08 "a shooting star breaks the mold" I understood that reference

7:48 THAT WHOLE SETUP WITH THE BADMINTON GAME AT THE BEGINNING WAS JUST FOR THAT ONE JOKE? amazing

I love the little detail when it says the worker dies from eating too many cookies, the D in the corner which stands for the discovery channel changes to an F for a few moments. 2:31

"the next worker likes feet. No, he really REALLY likes feet. Your feet"

“The head of the golf clubs are made from the head of these workers” LOL

The core is made by blending in minerals like *_Crack_* I'm stoned

“It takes two hours to fully tease T’s tees tees.”

to tbh be honest this is the best Wow! It’s Made! yet! i started dying of laughter @ “censor each feather” and continued to do so through the whole curling segment (there are so many good moments in here. bernie sanding drum). after a few rewatches I’m still seeing new details, like the little F and the split-second Wooloo. it almost feels weird that this video is so in tune with modern-day humor while still referencing YTP standards ( :eyes: sauce varnish ) and the Wow! It’s Made series pope continuity! although my favorite part was when “back to the game” hit me w/ that realization that the tennis wasn’t just meaningless filler. ellie dathings, truly you are a legend among ytpers & i’m so glad you’re making content again!

“This facility uses ducks, duck feathers, duck bills, even duck workers.” XD

2:55 A worker trolled Grindr to get rid of the ex... I need this worker to come do me this very favour...

I like how the narrators have their own gags. The first one, being extremely abusive to workers. The last one, repeating the subject of his segment and then mentioning something similar while referencing the pope.

The computer tells the technician "shut it" The computer tells the technician to just shut their face

Years ago, curling stones went down alleyways. This technique is called curling. Classic throwbacks will never not be funny.

Just started a Blue Lions playthrough of Fire Emblem: Three Houses and almost shouted when I heard Annette say 0:25

"After five hours, a shooting star breaks the mould." Nice.

“Tiny blast particles *the size of a small car* “ Yes, very tiny particles indeed

Back in middle school, me and a friend used to know the first Wow! It’s Made by heart. I didn’t have any way to stay in contact with him, and saw him around town maybe twice during high school. Now, in my dorm room, I wonder if he’s seeing this. We’d both be so hyped about it, all the themes (worker mistreatment, the dope pope, horrible systems of measurement) coming back. Here’s to good (still funny, which stands out amongst YTPs) work, thanks dude.

Oh lol, over a year later and Dr Al Pyne Skibyndyngs still catches me off guard

4:32 I bet you didn't notice the "Numberer One" reference

Remember kids: don't eat 1,000 cookies, or you'll die.

2:32 did anyone catch how the logo went from D to F when they said that she dies?

"Cycling shoes have cleats for bolting the feat to the bodeas."

6:36 “It takes 2 hours to fully tease T’s tees tees.”

The surprise Annette net was all I needed to feel good today

"But they didn't really catch on until they were invented" My favourite quote probably for the whole Wow! It's Made! series. Thank you for continuing this and making more YTPs!

1:21 "Constructed with genuine Asian labor!" -cs188

"It can take days for it to harden in just two minutes" I don't frankly have time to use my brain right now

Wow it’s Made is my favorite YTP series of the thousands I’ve seen. They’re infinitely re-watchable and the running-joke game is perfect. You are SO good at these.

WHERE IS THE MAMMOTH

3:33 At the quarry they try to avoid the rocks instead they locate STONE!!!

"For cards and card-versation after dinner."

30 seconds in and you already have me laughing at the "over Annette" joke.

guess who's back back again Da is back tell a friend

0:32 Thousands of millenia Yuh

"...Applies glue to the glue." "...Wooloo." "...Woolooloo." Next there needs to be a Woolooloo Wooloo.

6:39 Tees tees tees tees tees tees tees tees teet teet teet teet teet teet teet teet So now, you’re really neat.

It takes 2 hours to fully tease T's tees tees 7:08 But for anyone who enjoys this multi-functional bathroom

6:50 hit hard.

"He then sets the shoe on a cradle, and hydrolic dreidels spin" love you

A computer reads the lie "Creating Jobs is Altruism" lol. Spilling the Tee.

i come back to this almost every week. ellie you're a goddamn genius

9:00 dogs be like

_"A machine applies glue to the glue..._ _...wooloo..._ _...woololo..."_

"it takes two hours to fully tease T's tees tees"