If you check the comments section for a bit more info, I forgot to address something in the video! 33 Orbs can be acquired from NG+1 and up. You do NOT have to get to ng+7 before going for the 33 orb ending. During that second toxic gold part of the video, I *should* have said "...12 or more orbs, except 33, before ng+7..." as getting 33 orbs, no matter what, will trigger the good ending. It's not possible before NG+ because the orb beneath the lava lake is not there in parallel worlds until then (since there is no lava lake.) Sorry for any confusion! You acquire 11 orbs in the main world, 11 orbs in the east parallel world and 11 orbs in the west parallel world from NG+ on. Anyway, thanks guys. Have a great day!

I think by the time you've gathered 33 orbs and killed a trillion-HP spider the gods are just scared shitless and will agree to whatever terms the noita wants.

I want to explain the importance of the 33 orb ending a bit. The true ending of Noita is bringing peace to the world. The Sampo in Finnish mythology was a symbol of wealth and prosperity, granting peace to those who held it. The Sampo is said to have had the ability to produce flour, salt, and gold out of thin air. In other words, it was essentially an infinite source of resources, allowing people to obtain whatever they wished for. When the Sampo was stolen, the kingdom fell into chaos. In other words, the world became imbalanced. In many parts of the game, the witch is presented with an opportunity to complete "The Work," but all but one of these "works" is false. The most notable "Work" is the work of the alchemists long gone, who wished to turn the entire world to gold. In the main ending, you are completing their "Work," but you are not truly saving the world. In the 33 True Orb ending, however, something curious happens. The Sampo is renamed "True Knowledge," and its description clearly refers to it as "the completed Work." When used at the Sky Altar, the Sampo magically "restores" the world, bringing happiness and prosperity back to all of the creatures of the mountain. And thus the world is balanced once more. This brings me to my conclusion: the story of Noita is a story of the forces of magic bringing peace back to a world where prosperity and joy has been lost. The forces of magic, nature, and technology are at war in the caverns, represented by the player witch, the cave creatures, the Hiisii, and the robotic entities in the Vault. At the bottom of the mines lies the mighty Three-Eyed, hoarding the Sampo that the alchemists so desperately wished to use to transform the world into gold- and with it, a portal to complete the alchemical Work. But that is not the Sampo's true purpose. With the gift of True Knowledge, the witch repairs the true Work, the Sampo itself, and brings peace and prosperity to the land once more. That is what the story of Noita is about: the ambassador of magic bringing balance to the forces of magic, technology, and nature by restoring the world with an artifact of prosperity and hope.

The gods after you have all 33 orbs: *Oh shit war bad*

The story of Sampo ends with it being smashed to bits by the sea. Then it's shards get made into jewelry that brings good luck. I wonder if that necklace effects the RNG.

It is nice to see everything laid out here since I am very bad at the game and can’t get anything beyond the world of gold ending

Me who hasn't even gotten the normal ending: Yeah, I'll be using the information in this video

On my way to suffer immensely just to get an amulet

amulet gang

8:43 - MADE IN HEAVEN

Oh.... so that's what the orbs do. No wonder I can never beat the boss. I always got as many of them as I could because I thought they were nothing more than "free hp" then would stumble into a murder dozer of a boss. I just thought that was part of the game... because it's "Noita" and Noita is "hard." I thought it was all part of the "getting noita'd" trying to beat a boss that can one shot you.

Fury, YOU'RE the boss.

After completing the game with 11 orbs, everything turned into gold and I did not die. I wanted to die, but I was so indestructible, that not even The End of Everything could kill me. Luckily I found one thing that still could kill me; the plasma beams in the power plant, although they only do like 10 dps. This run was super interesting anyway, as I Fungal Shifted [Smoke] into [Weird Fungus], which caused eternal fires all around the world, as any fire made more fungus, which is flammable, which caused a self-repeating cycle. Super lucky that I got Fire Immunity quickly after the shift

Yeah, I thought simply bringing the gear to the sky pedestal gets you NG+. Imagine my surprise and disappointment. It was the furthest I've gotten in the game too.

Whatever your heart was stirring for you better survive it You wouldn’t want maple to be alone would you >;(

"Go out and get one of these amulets for yourself" - The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Anyway, thanks for these guides and showcases.

I thought finishing my thesis was hard. Now look at that witch. Running up and down a mountain between dimension.

and so having attained true knowledge the world was left with peace but why would i want that when i can have G O L D

Finally! I achived the ultimate 33 orb ending and even made gods afraid of me! Thank you so much for such an informative guide, Fury, and thank you for the ng+ orb map, Letaali! Without it I'd never collected all the orbs and knew what to do! That was a great challenge!

hold up. wizard den?!

I just beat it, thanks to a couple of your videos. Finally learned not to rush too much near the end, and had a proper weapon to defend myself. Kolmi at 1211 HP wasn't too hard, but I doubt I would've been able to take him down after a few orb buffs. I knew there were other areas I had yet to explore, but jeez that's a lot! Wow. Think I'll watch a full run just to see all the biomes, or play it myself WITH MODS so I don't tear my hair out in anguish.

wow, that was one of my favorite Noita video from you so far :D

I say this with respect and admiration: you guys are fucking crazy. I’ve been binging your and Albinos videos and it’s been a wild ride. Congrats on your dedication.

I wish I could reach through my computer and start clapping for Fury.

Thanks man! You are the best, as always!

Haha love the outro fakie in the middle. Awesome work bud!

That NG+ orb map is extremely useful, thank you

Hey, thanks for the guide helped me a bunch. Not going to lie killing yourself with the 11 orb ending proved exceedingly difficult... took a lot of thought and time for me to try where cursed rock used to be. Thanks again for the help

and here i am, struggling in the vault

Thank you very much for this nice explanation. :)

Big thanks to the video and the map! I've played for around 100 hours now and finally got the 33 orb ending for my first ending, I refused to get any other ending except the TRUE ending for my first ending. Now I can finally just fuck about and just enjoy the game.

Why fight the boss with a trillion HP when you can just kill him and get the orbs later? :p

Fury forged doing Noita endings: I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess

Jeezzzzz! Even armed with this knowledge I'm not *finishing* the game anytime soon...

Hey Fury, excelent video! did you have to use a save game app for the 33 orb run or did you hardcore the whole thing?

I'll need to keep this in mind, thanks for the video! I had read somewhere about a moon of booze, is this true and do you have a video on it?

This is fucking INCREDIBLE! You rock!

Thanks for giving the stats of 1 orb kolmi I have beaten the game for the first time :) kolmi stood no chance against the rapid fire digging bolt

Imagine completing all puzles rewarding you with Noita 2.0. I would straight up craygasm

These guys are so crazy... I struggle to get even 1 normal run xD

i would throw a thought that the orb count could be related to kalevala and the poems(thought there is 50 of them), could also be the Kantele and the 38 strings. so many things it could be.

I swear, this will be the game that will be considered ,,classic" by our grandchildren.

now this is epic a note though, what happened to the moon endings? are they still in the game or do they count as endings at all

i figured you would go into the other bosses guarding the various places of the map in this vid

Do ya mind dropping the easyzoom for the new map capture in the description? Been looking for it for a while.

So the 12 orbs peace ending from early access has become 33 orbs peace ending for 1.0?

Are nightmare mode endings any different? I finally beat Nightmare mode last night (no teleport and no invis). When I turned the world to gold, I went up with black holes quickly and I did not die. Then in the Magical Temple, some mobs were still alive. One was kind enough to one shot me on sight. P.S. I think homing+piercing are pretty much required to pass the Temple of the Art on nightmare mode.

I know the majority of what you're going to show us, as for the rest of it, I'm not worried about being spoiled. I accept it at this point.

I will never get even the toxic gold ending

Yes. I'm off to get that gold amulet brb.

Since I can’t “git Gud” and finish the game, may as well come here

Hi Fury! I just wonder, do you actually have to kill the boss on 33 orbs ending, or was it done for laughs? iirc you can just grap Sampo and dig/teleport/song-portal back and place it, or will it not work with boss still alive? Also, was this ending achieved at 13 orbs prior? I remember the number and getting the "peace" message, definitely didn't manage to stack 33 orbs.

The amulet is amazing

whats the fonts name you used to write the parts?

I wish I experienced this for myself, but I'm also horrible at video games and would never be able to see this without this video ^^`

I love your vids :) I'm trying to get to 33 orbs. I'm already super powerful and in NG+ but I'm strugling to find the 2nd orb in hell right at the beginning of my quest :( Where can I find the map you showed at @5:34?

doesnt kolmisilmä mean three eyes in finnish? (estonian here)

11 orb run with no backed up saves is my best

Now I really wish i hada better pc, save got corrupt while doing a 33 orb run since it was just so laggy, got up to around 21 orbs

I'm buying this game. Because if it's anything like A Robot Named Fight, and it certainly looks like it is, I'm going to love it.

awesome

Not all life dying, just the room (the background don’t change so the radius isn’t that big)

But do you have to kill the boss after collecting orbs for the true endings or before also will do?

Hey! Absolutely amazing video, you`re the greatest :3 Can you, please, give me a hint on how to create a house in Noita?)

Instructions unclear I turn the universe in gold and even living things.

Also take note these endings can only be achieved without mods, i'm not sure if the game have particular mods that they deem as cheating or any modding at all will trigger it. But modded runs will only ever trigger the fool's gold ending, no matter how many orbs you collect.

I just watched this after completing the work for the first time after exactly 333 deaths. I got the all gold ending and was confused when I died lol. This game is deathly hard though. Fyi the work sky is extremely annoying with the flying robots that throw spears at you. They were the only thing my explosive long range luminous drill machine gun was weak against...

great... now i need an amulet. this is gonna be a long journey.

What would the wand build for the 33 orb kolmisilma fight look like if spells to power was used for it?

Ooh I see now where the 13 orb ending went. They made it require 33 orbs now :D I really like me some happy ending. I guess with the sampo gone, there is no need to fight anymore, and they don't need to protect anything anymore

Is it a feature for the Three-Eyed boss to look like a pear when currently holding 33 orbs? I never have seen that one appear or atleast in my entire gameplay.

Tried to get the 33 orb ending but the one thats supposed to spawn under the lava lake near the surface was replaced with a big square void on both the east and west worlds. FML.

Did you know you can survive the first ending? I accidentally got the gold ending with only 2 orbs by escaping the work room with a fast digging wand. so i dindnt die form midas. Most of the enemies died but bosses and the tower enemies were still alive. the altar over the mountain still worked bot i dont think i can get another sampo. I recorded that part of the run too. I dont think i can do much else on that save now , die from the alchemist or cursed rock.

Do the amount of orbs collected change what happens if you finish The Works? Do the emerald tablets do anything other than turn to gold on that mountain platform?

For the 33 orb wand,why would you put the x2 modifier before the green spells? Doesn't it work the other way round?

Can you go into new game plus after you get the infinite gold ending?

I know it's been a while since this video came out, and I probably won't get a reply because of that, but I can't find an answer to this anywhere. surely, if you go and get orbs of corrupted knowledge in the parallel worlds to get the 33 orb ending, won't those orbs just kill you long before you make any progress? how do you avoid that damage? or does it just not exist in ng+?

I just don't like the fact, that every run ends only with your death.

How long did it take you to finish the game?

Honestly, I have no idea how anyone is meant to legitimately get all 33 Orbs and beat the boss without some kind of external help or 0.0001% chance RNG. I was barely able to scale the tower the first time today via backing up my save so I could attempt it multiple times with a (rather powerful) wand. How anyone is able to do this kind of stuff in a single life baffles me.

wwwooooowwww !!!! nice

Holy shit this game is crazy amazing

nice

Hello from Re:2D

7:12 I crashed making this wand

The first dislike was Albino who wanted to do a video about it first.

I have a question. I have 30 orbs in my first run, I've defeated the boss and I'm at the sky alter. It says complete the work instead of NG+? Did I do something wrong?

This game is so complex never seen anything like this before

Game lags quite a bit during this 33 orb boss fight, I'd also suggest not to kill it if you're just aiming at true ending. I'm curious to see wand loadouts with spells to power as well, basically anything that will be "more FPS friendly")

309 hours, 15 wins, and never more than 11 orb boss. This makes me want to try for 33, even if it costs me another 350 deaths

i cant even finish a single run, let alone collect an orb before i do...just wow

What happens if you obtain all of 33 Orbs of Corrupted knowledge. Also what happens when you get both sets together and attempt to get an ending?

Man... My ng+ map isn't similar at all. I went from top to bottom of the ocean and I only found the essence there. The orb room wasn't, but somehow the damn desert biome was. It's literally everywhere

What is the name of that egg that opens makes a small cabin?

I would need to play many many years to get the true ending omfg

dude how am I supposed to get 33 orbs when I cant even pass the Ice Caverns. Also how should I this when one run takes days to complete and one death is enough to reset it all. How

What about ending in hell? I don't know what it is, just heard somewhere. What need to do for it, and what happens then?

Sounds like pure pain

pog

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