Theres a Turkish Genius In My Trunk
She sometimes tries to scare me
Im kind of scared to turn her on
Her buttons can impair me
Don’t get me wrong
Her swag is crack
Cause she can do
What no one can
Dig China like
Ni-Hao-Kai Lan
While swinging from
Another land
Like New York
Through the center
Of Earth
Condescends the dirt
She fills your purse
And shows her worth
Commands the sand
Gobi Desert
She goes berserk
She looks at me
Im scared to flirt
Her battery
Runs nuclear
Like Chernobyl
Radioactive dirt
Shes a piece of work
The problem is her father
Is an engineer
From MIT
He programmed her
To think elite
Instruction book
Is Ancient Greek
Hit select twice
Just to go deep
Homey this is
Hard for me
Cliff Notes
From Hunter GT
And Darnell
And the
Nomad team
Sometimes I feel
To swing this coil
Over the soil
I need a PhD
When I change
From Centimeters
It sounds like
I mistreat her
The alternative
Is easy
But
The bottom line is
Ether
Nokta can go
Deeper
She’s a keeper
In the worst case
Shes my
Ace lefty reliever
Like the
Cuban Missile Chapman
Well
Shes my
Turkish Genius
And when I
Activate her
I see
A legendary
Mean streak
She manages to
Melt my heart
Like the atmosphere
Of Venus
Because
First I found platinum and
Then I found some gold
I dug a 16 incher
Then I threw her in my trunk
Next I did her dirty
With a flirty Australian girl
Who can tell you what she wants
But cant make deeper holes
This metal detecting mumble rap
Is about to reach its climax
Its time to unleash all the powers
Of the Turkish Genius
Its true that she works in one band
You can switch megahertz like perps
But the Equinox is multi
So you can taste
The whole rainbow
Tired of detecting monogamy
I want to swing ambidextrous
But id have no room
For beach scoop
Digging tool
Or my pinpointer
So the next best thing
Is what were gonna
Do today
Were gonna put the genius in
Her element
Were gonna turn it up
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