I still love that "YOU GUYS ARE PIRATES" is actually something Luffy would say. Like, that is totally in character for him in the actual anime.

"YOU GUYS ARE PIRATES!" "What the Fuck?" "What" "What the Fuck was that?!" "What are you talkin about?" "YOU LET THEM KNOW WE WERE HERE!" "YOU SAID WARN EVERYBODY!" "Oh my god."

"i got jack shit cause my dad didn't fuck a sheep!" oh god, my sides.

"Could it be dawn-thirty?" I really want to find an excuse to say this to somebody.

Luffy: a place where true happiness is Zoro: but everyone already knows where the strip club is Nami: I think he means real happiness Zoro: but everyone already knows where the strip club is

That awkward moment when Luffy... LUFFY loses his shit at how stupid everyone around him is.

Christopher moon Walken.

“Who is this clown?” “I think he’s like a lunch monitor?” describing Usopp just perfectly 🤣

Luffy: "And who are they supposed to be?" Zoro: "I believe in some circles they are known as children." Luffy : "Thank you for that input Zoro." lol that part is really funny to me for some reason.

A GOD DAMN LAMB MAN

You're evil, aren't you? THEY ARE SO ON TO US!!! XD

Zoro probably thought that "None Piece” WAS the name of the strip club. Kinda like how a bikini is called a two-piece, so a none-piece is... well... :>

I love the fact that an instrumental "Beat It" by Michael Jackson was playing during that whole scene.

3:35 That face and those words are so obviously meant to go together, yet it's still hilarious. God bless you, Purple Eyes.

I believe in some circles they're known as children.

Luffy: Your evil aren't you? Kuro: THEY ARE SO F*CKING ONTO US!

"Is that--like-- a vagina joke?" "What's this `vagina'?"

Jango: I SUPPOSE. WE'LL HAVE TO PUSH UPPP. THE DATE. OF OUR ATTACK. I WILL. GATHER THE MEN. AND WE SHALL STRIKE... Kuro: Seriously, this could be like a tumor... Back to Jango: AT DAWN.

"Let me repeat that! A goddamn lamb man! A fucking man and a lamb! I have nothing in common with a person like that! What could I possibly talk to him about?! Oh yeah, how much did you sell for your wool in the market? I got jack shit because my dad didn't fuck a sheep!" This...this is magnificent. This is goddamn art right here.

"Why am I on this crew again?" "Look, I have a rubber penis" "Ahhh" XDD

4:03 - 4:42 I'm dying the song in the background is "Sheep" by Pink Floyd

Usopp: There ya guys are! Luffy: Did you warn the village? Usopp:.......I was supposed to do that? Luffy: *breathes* AHHH- XDD Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode

still cant get over "Bold words for someone not on a unicycle."

Is that Pink Floyd's Sheep when the lamb-man is talking? Genius!

How someone is able to create such an outrageous and insane story, yet keep it so coherent just amazes me. Great work, this series is the best.

Came back to experience this perfection after the live action show. Kept expecting Kuro to ask why he was a butler for 10 years

Every time I hear Zoro say, "Hey, fuck you too Nami!", I always think, "Fuck you Toonami". Like someone has a grudge against Toonami or something.

“Well, do you know what I care about?” “… You’re evil aren’t you?” “THEY ARE SO FUCKING ONTO US!”

Nami: Why am I on this crew again? Luffy: Look, I have a rubber penis Nami: Ahhhhh XD

Luffy: It's a legendary place said to contain true happiness Zoro: But everybody already knows where the strip club is XD

Sooooo in Purps universe, Jango is a parody of Walken instead of Micheal Jackson?

3:27 the funny part is he did that in the actual show

1:48 one of my favorite quotes from any abriged series

"we have to warn everyone" " You guys are pirates!!" "what the f****"

What's that one pirate's name? The one who sounds like Christopher Walken, looks like Steve Tyler, and dances to Michael Jackson?

i love this series man. my favorite part though is when he slices at the lamb man, and he says, "wait, u should just try some hay" that part had me rollin

"Hey! You guys are pirates" ".....WHAT...THE....FCUK!!" "...what? "WHAT THE FCUK WAS THAT?!" "...you said to war everybody" rotflmao

"Fuck you too, Nami." Ahhhh Puns. Toonami

"I think my organs are bleeding." "Which organs?" "All of them. :("

"A God damn lamb man" I literally cried when I heard that.

*A frog repeatedly hits a Super Mario block causing the disclaimer to appear and disappear rapidly.* FFU WE'RE DOING THIS SHIT, BABY.

3:01 I just now realized he has a golden turd on his suit.

Django being both Christopher walkin and Michael Jackson is just the greatest. It’s what I always thought in the dubbed version too

a god damn lamb man XD

If only Jango had Christopher Walken's way of speaking in the actual show.

At 3:15 COMEDY GOLD!!!

Nami: why am I on this crew again??? Luffy: I have a rubberdick. Nami: aaaaaaaaah!!!

[random tall guy shows up] "You know what I care about?" [silence] "You're evil, aren't you?" "They are SO FUCKING ON TO US"

"Excuses are the Devils food!" Killed me. XD

Zoro: but every one already knows where the strip club is Nami: I think he means real happiness Zoro Zoro: but every one already knows where the strip club is

5:21 Sanji: Now this Zoro actually knows what life is about.

2:17 I can't recall this character's name, but I love his dubbed voice with the funny dialect.

I'm liking the addition of plot. I realize that this is a really hard show to parody since it is already so over the top, but this is the only abridged series that I think actually parodies this well! Keep making these videos! I really want to see what you'll do when you get to Impel Down

2:10 . best line ever to sya if your a bad guy

I just want you to know that I went back into my high school year book and saw my senior quote was “excuses are the devil’s food, and you know how fat he can get!” and now 6 years later I return

1:04 purpleeyes successfully predicted the state of all discourse back in 2013.

Zoro: DUDE I SAID BUTTHOLE! Luffy: He did say butthole! 😅😅😅

2:53 seriously, I can't breath!

“I believe in some circles they’re known as children” 😂😂😂

At 4:41 the music get's really loud, and for some reason I just can't stop laughing, no matter how many times I rewatch this series xD

"Kuro! Wait! ...You should just try some hay..." MUSIC INTENSIFIES

"excuses are the devils food"

The beat it guitar solo playing in the background while Jango was on screen. Genius

But everyone already knows where the strip club is.

They are so fucking on to us XD as well

Excuses are the devils food! AND YOU KNOW HOW FAT HE CAN GET!

Look, my grandfather was a proud goat man. My father was a proud goat man. And I won't let you hurt my goat man feelings.

0:56 the way he fucking talks I'm dying

4:20 Pink Floyd - Sheep God Dammit, I wondered what that song was.... for so many years....

Is it just me, or does it look like the butler guy has golden poop on his jacket? (forgot his name)

This is without a doubt the best one piece abridged series, thanks for the laughs Purp! Please keep making more videos!

This is hands down my favorite episode of the series, it never gets old.

Anyone else notice that the voice acting in this episode is especially brilliant tho?

I love how he keeps editing the theme song

This is simply your masterpiece.

oh dear god these are freaking awesome

5:05 Honestly, he really isn't. Sanji is the only one who's ever really showed any strategic skill, mr Prince, sinking Enel's arc, opening the gates of justice, breaking oar's arms, all of those were Sanji's ideas.

3:25 to 3:42 best bit of the ep

Loved the little BBC music bit you added LOL

The laughter I get from watching these videos gives my belly enough exercise that the rest of me doesn't have to :D

"Everyone already knows where the strip club is." Zoro, write a book.

The short clip at the that used the 'wingding' font said: More like CHICKEN WINGDINGS! WHOA DADDY. I’M ON FIRE!

this is probably the best thing i've ever seen, wish there were more episodes.

you need to make more these are hilarious

"Our plan will not go..." -Jango, Professional Hypnotist, Pirate Extraordinaire and Needer Of A Minute

1:17 M e m o r i e s

Gotta say, these 3 episodes are probably his most normal ones I’ve ever seen PurpleEyes produce.

one day I want to find the None piece the what? the None piece Zoro

I knew they would use a michael jackson reference. No way they couldn't lmao

There's actually an interesting backstory to his LK's Naruto Abridged cameo. In NTAS by Vegeta and MasakoX LK had provided the voice of Inari's father using the voice of a certain sea-faring duelist. When LK abridged the same episode he decided to have an abridger he has a lot of respect and trust in his talent to provide the voice. Which is why Purpleeyes used his Luffy voice for the role.

I need more of this, I've never watched One piece before but this stuff is way too funny.

3:32 This dialogue keeps looping in my head.

3:14 - 3:23 Kuro: "Oh yeah, how much did you sell your wool for in the market? I got jack shit because my dad didn't f**k a sheep" Jango: "You don't have to be an a*****e" Usopp: "Holy shit did you hear that?" Luffy: "Yeah, somebody f**k a sheep" HAHAHA XD LUFFY

If you rewind 10 seconds at 3:42 right after Usop says "oh my god", it's a Perfect loop

Best battle cry, ever. *EVERYONE, TOUCH MY BODY!*

"Speaking of input, why do you think they're here, Nami?" "... Is that like a vagina joke?" "... What's this 'vagina'?"

Touch My Body XD

Did anyone else hear Michael Jackson songs subtly in the background, or is it just me?

Ok.. so your other ones were ok. But this one was HILARIOUS!!! I liked all of it.

This is the best episode