"Nami. My nose is 6 inches long, I'm wearing a hair neck and I just shit myself. Does it look like I have a plan B?" Fucking glorious.

"Check it again!" "The None Piece upload history has been dead for like a year!" "...Check it again!"

"They can't touch if you're on fire" -Zolo Zoro (His parents hated him)

I just realised zoro shouts "I can't believe they made a hangover 3!" When he's on fire

"Hey you kids want to be on fire?" Best part

The way Usopp stalls the pirates is actually really in character for him

"Prepare yourselves for a visually ironic death!" This line was amazing. Brilliance.

"You are just comprised to fail, aren't you?"

"I think he's like a lunch monitor?" LMAO!!

"I have a reoccurring dream where every morning I open up a crackerjack box and the child on the front of the box is the prize inside" Oh shit, I think I just died laughing.

"Can you and Misty move out of the way?"

"Just play the video he's gonna yell at us either way" 😂😂

nami: well lets look it on the bright side. how can this be more stupid then it already is... zoro: HEY KIDS WANNA BE ON FIRE??

5:10 Just imagined PurpleEyes running past his microphone and into the next room shouting. I really hope he lives alone.

I've heard so much strange shit on abridged series of many animes but going around spaying cats is something else alright.

What purpleeyes has going for him: -He is the funniest abridger (by far) -He has the best voice of the abridgers -He plays kickass songs in all his videos -He is just all around super creative What he has going against him: -It takes him half a year to upload a damn video

You're actually a pretty good voice actor. Especially when it comes to expressing anger. Sometimes I legitimately forget these voices are all you.

this version is 100x better than 4kids

I want to go to a con as Usopp just to do that speech

"There was a reckoning... and it was in ma pants..." "What are you talking about?" " It was Kuro.. he went Freddy Krueger on ma balls" "..." "Behehehehehehehehe"

"I think he's like a lunch monitor?" That line always fucking kills me.

"Just play the video, he's gonna yell at us either way" I've had so many classes that felt like that

01:31 Cue captain america *i understood that reference* xD especially since soul whatever

6:30 I have never heard the full song Chicago by Sufjan Stevens before. But I am watching The Bear on Hulu and episode 7 opens with that song. I swear to Christ, when I heard the opening lyrics; I thought of goddamn Cracker Jacks. I'm confused as shit cause allergies prevent me from eating the golden treats. But when the choir hit. I remembered the burning village in None Piece. How do I explain why I started to laugh during a montage of the city's struggles because the "all things grow." Choirs brought the memories back of velociraptor Jesus!? It's a shame most abridged community was not a sustainable option. I hope you're doing well. But, whatever you may be up to PurpleEyes I want you to know your videos were good enough where they still haunt me 10 years later.

No! No "EUGH" It's good for them. They live healthier lives! I love this shit

5:10 I love that this scream was created by PurpleEyes running away from the mic

Luffy: Zoros driniking beer. Zoro:IM DRINKIN BEER!!!!!!!!! Me: U do that. XD *I LOVE ZORO AND LUFFY'S CHARECTERS XD*

Meow, m-meow, meow.

1:35-4:58 Is easily my favorite part of this whole series. So far anyway... Gotta love British Usopp and Luffy accidentally shooting Zoro lmfao.

This has got to be the hundredth time I watch this video and the visually ironic death is still as epic as the first time.

01:31 This all makes sense now.

Zoro: *shot in the back* AAAAAH! WHAT THE HELL?! Luffy: Whoops! Zoro: WHOOPS?! ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL?!

"you barbarians go around ripping off cat pens?!" hahahaha I can't XD

My nose is 6inch long, I'm wearing a hair net and I just shit my self. Do you really think that I have a plan B. Love that line XD

Lion King Stampede Music. Was laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe.

He went Freddy Krueger on the balls. x'D

I cant wait for Sanji to come in

4:28 "Whoops?! Are you fu**ing for real?!!"

We shall all hail Raptor Jesus From now until Velocirapture

Nice use of music from The Lion King. I just realized, that movie is 22 years old today!

"Great they're multiplying" Lost it there XD

I saw the new thumbnails and got all excited because I thought it was a new episode. I watched this one again anyway.

Usopp’s Speech is utter gold. 1:45

After the years that have passed, I came back to rewatch this episode. It is easily one of the greatest pieces you have ever produced.

Usopp: Your deliverance will soon be at hand, friends. Killing you would be frosting on my murder cake. This day is your reckoning! Should you want to live, you best kill yourselves now!" Django: I'm sorry, but, did you just poop? Usopp: Alright, let me check. *Fart* Uh, yes! Yes I did. Django: Oh god! Usopp: Sorry; I thought I was ripping ass. LOL XD.

5:56 quite possibly my favorite luffy line of all time that I cannot stop qoting

"You know how much piss a rubber bladder can hold?" 😭 I'm dead bruh

Zoro:Oh I already took apcare of that. (Shows the village on fire with people screaming) Zoro:You can't get touched if your on fire. Best line and scene in the episode.

Hey kids you wanna be on fire? Love it.

"And i wake up in a cold sweat, until i piss myself back to sleep!" = comedy GOLD. LOL!!!

"Hey, you kids wanna be on fire?" FU**ING, LOST, IT, at that point

YOU CAN'T GET TOUCHED IF YOU'RE ON FIRE!

3:47 "You can't get touched if you're on fire." Had to rewind so many times.

Zoro's line "You can't get touched if you're on fire." nearly literally killed me. I was talking a gulp of green tea. Heard the line, choked with laughter, jettisoned some amount of tea via my nose, and proceeded to cough/laugh for the following 10 minutes. Well done.

Usopp's speech 1:50 to 2:15 The name of song playing is Breath and Life (AudioMachine)

5:40 "damn that's impressive" Indeed it is.

*Literally flaming and drunk Zoro runs to distance* Luffy: Take a good look! There goes a champion. Oh my god, it took only 50 seconds and I'm already dying. x´´´´´-D

And that's how I discovered the emotionally deep music of sufjan stevens....through nami setting Zorro on fire

3:04, heart of courage... such a cool song for such a weird purpose.. :D

5:55 "WELL I'LL TELL YA"

I laughed so hard! It's good to see you are keeping this up. Thanks dude. ;D

"Every night I have the same reoccurring dream, where I open a crackerjack box, and the kid on the front is the prize inside. Then I wake up in a cold sweat until I piss myself back to sleep. Do you know how much piss a rubber bladder can retain?" - Monkey Dumbfoot Luffy

I've loved your videos for years, keep making them!

I can see Zoro actually saying "you can't touch them if they're on fire." Like that's so his logic XDDDD

i really hope this series continues. Even if it does take a year per episode.

Fantastic series! I had lots of laughs, thank you so much for doing it!!! :D

This was awesome just made my day

YOU NEED TO CONTINUE THIS SERIES! IT'S PURE GENIUS MAN! PURE GENIUS!!!!!

"oh dont worry, i toke care of that" *village on fire* "you cant get touched if ur on fire" IM STILL CRYING FROM THIS XD

Every time I listen to Sufjan Stevens I always come back to the place that first showed me him :,))

4:13 I use that too much.

Its been 6 months, bound to get a new episode soon.

2020 and it's still golden XD XD

PurpleEyes pretty much just makes very high effort YTPs. It's beautiful.

Please continue I watch this over and over

"can't get touched if you're on fire," Sir, do you read Dr. McNinja?

''You can't get touch if you're on fire'' Best. Line. EVER.

I do think purpleeyeswtf is my favorite Abridged-maker of all time. PURPLE!! YOU ROCK!!

None piece is back! Loved this one! Keep em' coming.

6:12...... bitch slap of doom

You can't get touched if you one fire, words to live by.

This show is amazing in every way. I hope it goes far.

It's rare that I actually laugh out loud at a KZfaq video. I nearly pissed myself laughing. Good job sir.

I like how the most sensible person in this show is the guy who sounds like Christopher Walken XD

Why are we not funding this?!?!

"Hey kids, wanna be in fire?" -- Roronoa Zoro, 2013

Ah yes. The video that introduced me to one of my favorite musicians.

More please. ;-;

"HEY YOU KIDS WANNA BE ON FIRE?!" My sides hurt XD

Always the most remarkable voice work. Across all abridged series ever made.

Keep the episodes rolling my dudes people will watch them!

Oh great they're multiplying.

1:15 Zoro sounds exactly like Sean Schemmel as Goku

please keep it going purple, or code ment. Everything is inciredible on your channel!

2:24 "Ok what's plan B?" "Nami, my nose is 6 inches long, I'm wearing a hairnet, and I just shit myself. Do you really think I have a plan B?"

4:15 - 4:35 I literally died.

Zoro on fire almost killed me in laughter

I couldn't watch Netflix One-Piece without waiting for the actors to talk like this.

Pleeeeease, you HAVE to make more none piece! Seriously, this is amazing :D

i really liked this but now i've watched this video about 30 000 times. i hope the next episode will be out soon