Northernlion on his living funeral

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the one good day on LSF
00:00 The VisionZero Bricks
01:42 Oblivion clips are so good
03:32 NL on the Linux backdoor discovery
07:43 NL's living funeral
09:01 Amazon Go stores were a complete sham
10:56 The Family China Discourse
13:38 Authenticity is overrated
17:40 NL's food hot takes
19:11 NL on SSBM player tweets
20:58 Tom Cruise is a shit actor
23:35 bisexual zoomers are prone to long covid
25:18 Tommy needy drinky
26:42 are Swiss police officers a joke?
28:14 why do the Hungarians hate Scottish people
VisionZero Bricks - / 1774863110102507883
The Oblivion clip - • Farewell.
Buzzfeed Chinese Food Video - • Chinese People Try Pan...
The Spaghetti Ranch TikTok -www.tiktok.com/@jesirae8930/v...
sorry - / 1774592319964205371
bisexual zoomers - / 1651185913257418755
Tom Cruise is a bad actor - / 1773342493897089383
Tommy need drinky - TomJorgenson12/st...
Swiss police - / 1775821431474954365
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Twitch: / northernlion
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Stream date: 04-05-2024
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#northernlion #clips

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@LastEsis 2 ай бұрын

Bisexual Morpheus, taking backshots: "I have long covid"

@litriy_his 2 ай бұрын

COVID THE LOOOONG WAY

@zaklesiou 2 ай бұрын

Gen Z Morpheus : I'm bisexual

@blackshirts_and_breads 2 ай бұрын

straight morpheus be like im gay

@Random_Fanguy 2 ай бұрын

"I think I hauve covid."

@dontuserachelslurs 2 ай бұрын

Chef Morpheus "you think that's hair you're eating?"

@raizen1364 2 ай бұрын

"it validates my implicit biases so much that i have to be innately skeptical" somehow he always has the perfect phrasing to explain how i think

@SirToastyToes 2 ай бұрын

Drivers when I am a human person: Drivers when I have a brick and hitting me might chip their windshield:

@Mirtual 2 ай бұрын

how is NL so tapped into everything. Dude knows about Linux backdoors, stocks, funny shit on Twitter and he has a family

@lontvany 2 ай бұрын

watches like 3 tiktok shorts a day and somehow finds the funniest shit ever from it lmao

@TheLibraryofLetourneau 2 ай бұрын

as someone who's only been on twitter for the past two years, it is genuinely the fastest place to get news. i feel like i see most news and memes like 1-2 weeks ahead of the rest of the internet, unfortunately there's a lot of other stuff on the site too. almost anything NL references can be traced back to twitter

@Mirtual 2 ай бұрын

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau yeah 100%

@skull_kids5723 2 ай бұрын

It's called being chronically online. High-School was when I realized forums have all the information, lingo, and "news" practically eons before anything mainstream. Years later, everything people were told about the "pandemic" had been talked about at least a month before John Smith heard anything about a disease.

@Mirtual 2 ай бұрын

@@skull_kids5723 you had me until the 2nd half

@radarhead82 3 ай бұрын

The Amazon thing is real though- their "ai dataset" was so slow and unreliable that they needed 1000 underpaid people to "validate" it (do it's work for it) while attributing all their work to the AI system

@tristanstrain9751 3 ай бұрын

That is infuriating to the point I'm surprised that I got so mad.

@nonpondo_ 3 ай бұрын

As someone who's worked in ML, that makes so much more sense than the alternative, like it's bad but I didn't really expect any better

@LessDevoid 3 ай бұрын

I love how that was all done to save face. They could have instantly solved the problem by hiring like 5 people as cashiers in each location. Or self-checkouts. Or literally anything else other than what they're deciding to do.

@GiodyneSTG 3 ай бұрын

Yeesh what a nightmare for any loss prevention associate

@TheMarkoSeke 2 ай бұрын

Why do they need AI in the first place, why not make a mechanical system that can keep track of what you're taking, like a vending machine

@RipePlantains 2 ай бұрын

That blasting millennials bit about food "authenticity" is so fucking good. Life-giving

@weihurlee 2 ай бұрын

I feel like some of it comes from parents telling us it is bad and you don't need it. Also, eating grandmas food is better than anything.

@adamlagerqvist8111 2 ай бұрын

I think it has to do with the fact that the "real" Chinese food is alot more special to someone who has not lived their whole life in China.

@real9270 2 ай бұрын

If I had unlimited money, all of my time would be spent indulging my pettiness by doing that every time I think someone is bullshitting. Like mythbusters except only one guy cares

@soymilkman Ай бұрын

@@adamlagerqvist8111yeah there’s definitely a bias there. It also makes sense for someone who grew up in china majority of their life they would be happy to try new renditions of familiar palettes

@futhington 2 ай бұрын

It's so funny to see the diaspora kids being like "I can't imagine anyone thinking this is *real* Chinese food" and then the Chinese guy like "They'd go crazy for this in China cause it tastes good"

@PotionSmeller 2 ай бұрын

Seems like a semi-common occurrence with Americans tbh

@st2udent_650 2 ай бұрын

I swear only Americans have this need for food to be authentic. Maybe it's Instagram or tic tok brain or what. Blows these people's minds when you tell them that authentic food isn't mystical, it's made with special techniques (sometimes) but mostly just with food that is AVAILABLE there.

@futhington 2 ай бұрын

@@st2udent_650 Not to defend Americans too much but it's not just them. Italians famously do it too.

@gnoumenon 2 ай бұрын

in general second gen diasporoids of any kind try to justify their identity by being annoying about it

@sommerblume9671 2 ай бұрын

@@futhingtonyeah but it"s ok bc italians are allowed to be snobby about food according to the general public

@nemossangeomatrix6841 3 ай бұрын

The bricks are pretty based, good on them for finding a solution when nothing else seems to work. It does make me a little sad that that is necessary though. Well whatever.

@skullfluffy 3 ай бұрын

The craziest part is a lot of the comments on that video are people self-reporting about getting upset at the prospect of a brick going through their window.

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 2 ай бұрын

@@skullfluffyUnlike the person going through their window that's no problem.

@lurifaks92 2 ай бұрын

Well, they could just install cameras and fine offenders.

@susiek4593 2 ай бұрын

@@lurifaks92they don’t have that authority they’re not the city

@0ptimuscrime 2 ай бұрын

The united states version will be a foam bazooka

@Blazik3n99 2 ай бұрын

2:30 Thank you for putting the Oblivion clip in before NL explains it fully, I wasn't expecting the second part and it made the clip 10x better than it already was

@SquirrelyDude1 Ай бұрын

Pissing myself

@Materialist39 2 ай бұрын

NL being unwilling exposed to constant sad Melee tweets is so fucking funny

@Kilborns 3 ай бұрын

Before he even described the oblivion clip I knew exactly what he was talking about

@bloob1734 2 ай бұрын

Before the description?

@Kilborns 2 ай бұрын

@@bloob1734 Yeah

@ATMOSK1234 2 ай бұрын

I knew what he was talking about the nanosecond the first synapse in his brain fired.

@sungazercyan 2 ай бұрын

As soon as he said "you know that one clip" I immediately thought "he's gonna say the elevator one right?" it's so damn iconic

@marcpelosi380 3 ай бұрын

The best part about Oblivion clips is that they're people just playing the game normally.

@gungy_vt 2 ай бұрын

19:04 Imagine pairing your hamburger and cheese sandwich with french fries instead of a second sandwich; this guy's a maniac.

@TheMarkoSeke 2 ай бұрын

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BAKED BEANS ISN'T NUMBER ONE

@0ptimuscrime 2 ай бұрын

@@TheMarkoSekeI was imagining the UK version of the spaghetti lunch tiktok, where she fills the lunchbox with baked beans

@agrajag24 3 ай бұрын

There is something to learn from Finland. I've never seen drivers anywhere else take pedestrian crosswalks so seriously. You actually get the impression that pedestrians have higher priority than drivers, which is how it should be.

@YaBoiBigNutz 3 ай бұрын

Depending on where you are in Australia it's like that too. Makes it kind of frustrating sometimes cause I could be in a suburb that seems to give full way to pedestrians, then I catch a train a few suburbs over and no one fucking stops.

@rallipete 3 ай бұрын

In Estonia too, you can get a hefty fine if you don't give way to a pedestrian.

@mariataylor9377 2 ай бұрын

SUOMI🎉

@bibsp3556 2 ай бұрын

Yeah I noticed that when I was there. Residential areas seem to have a car at the bottom of the priority list, and you wait for people to cross. Not like here in Australia, which, as someone said above, relies on what suburb you are in and how good the driver is feeling. Miss that amazing place

@minaDesuDesu 2 ай бұрын

@@rallipeteYeah, but it depends where in Estonia. Like even in Tallinn there have been few close calls where I've almost been ran over. But in the last decade it has definitely gotten a lot better and I feel much safer crossing the street.

@JoaoPedroDamaso 3 ай бұрын

Librarian really was Ozymandias on April 1st

@tyler3759 3 ай бұрын

TURN UP THR VOLUME BECAUSE THIS IS A FUNERAL FOR THE LIVING

@voidspace662 2 ай бұрын

The strongest sorcerer in the Edo period vs. the baldest banterer of today

@tristanc3873 2 ай бұрын

Such a great line for such a wasted character.

@calvinwithak7514 2 ай бұрын

@@tristanc3873 woah woah woah come on now, dont you remember when he tanked an attack from sukunas baby rattle? That was pretty cool right?? How could you call him wasted when he has feats like that??

@LewAka 2 ай бұрын

We farming DIFFERENT with this one!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣

@MaulusRS 2 ай бұрын

Ah, Mama Liz's chili oil. I haven't tasted this since the Heian era.

@ThomasDziura 2 ай бұрын

Lil bro says he’s 90’s maxxing then has the gall to bring back the pan-asian cuisine restaurant bit. Nothing more 90’s than ordering sushi and fried chicken from The Lucky Dragon.

@sungazercyan 2 ай бұрын

The Lucky Dragon in my hometown regularly gives people food poisoning but nobody's ever done anything because it's basically the only chinese food in town. That's not relevant to anything I just wanted to share that

@pepijnstreng4643 2 ай бұрын

On the authenticity thing. I once asked my Italian gf if it's ok to make carbonara with bacon instead of guanciale. She said "of course, Italians get hungry and in the mood for a quick carbonara all the time. You think they always have guanciale in the house? No, so they just do it with the pancetta/bacon they have".

@nuparuchi 2 ай бұрын

you know how all-time that oblivion clip is given that half the chat was saying "oblivion" before he finished and that I knew exactly what clip it was as well

@andrewnimmo8010 2 ай бұрын

There’s no way us Scottish folks make jokes about the Irish the most. There’s literally a long running tradition of us hating the English that just seems to get passed down the generations for seemingly no reason whatsoever

@thegrinderman1090 2 ай бұрын

The map only showed the UK, not its constituent countries. I'd say England makes fun of France and Germany more than Ireland nowadays anyway.

@WaterZer0 2 ай бұрын

Cool prank idea: replace 50% of the foam bricks with real bricks and tell no one.

@4purs 2 ай бұрын

I’ve had sushi just as good in Vancouver as it was in Japan for sure. The ceiling might not be higher in Japan, The big difference is the floor is way higher. For a 20$ blue fin in Tokyo fish market, for the same amount and quality it would’ve probably cost me like 150-200$ in Vancouver from a fancy restaurant. This was just a store at a fish market.

@kornelparoczai1763 2 ай бұрын

Hungarian here. I only remember that one scottish joke the tweet mentioned (and versions of it), but there are definitely more. It's a boomer thing tho. They're 100% jokes your grandpa tells you (mine did), and I wouldn't say they are all that common anymore.

@jackmehl4952 2 ай бұрын

Shoutout to Librarian for putting the Oblivion clip before NL finished explaining it, that ending is golden holyyyy

@IBQ1 2 ай бұрын

Oblivion will forever hold a special place in my heart, the VA, the atmosphere, the leveling system. Unparalleled (albeit nostalgia based)

@alexkovacsart8644 2 ай бұрын

For some reason in Hungary when someone’s being stingy it’s common to call them “Scottish” (at least in my age group and up, don’t know about younger people). Don’t know why but that’s why in the joke the Scottish guy only lights the candle when he’s really cold.

@saidolof-ors6626 2 ай бұрын

Maybe because Scrooge Mc Duck from Donald Duck is Scottish

@alexkovacsart8644 2 ай бұрын

@@saidolof-ors6626 I think it goes deeper than that lol my dad used to tell Scottish jokes and he definitely did not watch Ducktales or any Disney stuff

@NotASummoner 2 ай бұрын

I think we still have a minor amount of them in Sweden. Haven't heard one in ages but it was a thing at least.

@ComradeJae 3 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Cromulent is a word coined by The Simpsons

@rawbertdogler 2 ай бұрын

embiggen deez

@hongmeiling6065 2 ай бұрын

Cromulent fuckcrustible of a day

@lurakin88 2 ай бұрын

been watching more of these Nortthernlion clips and it's really made me realize how much Ludwig adopted his way of talking. it's uncanny

@zoom3184 3 ай бұрын

Lets go I was hoping he'd talk about the brick video

@sandenson 2 ай бұрын

I was rinsing my mouth after brushing my teeth when the "tommy need drinky" Tweet came up. That shit made me spit everything lol.

@Ghostsoulless 2 ай бұрын

Washing your teeth huh

@sandenson 2 ай бұрын

@@Ghostsoulless I should proofread my shit lol

@Ghostsoulless 2 ай бұрын

@@sandenson Lmaoo, it was funnier that way honestly

@americannightmare425 2 ай бұрын

@@Ghostsoullesshe was scrubbing his skull brother!

@corviraptor 2 ай бұрын

wasnt expecting him to mention the XZ backdoor LOL, i didnt know the thing about the microsoft employee thats wild

@jonathan2847 2 ай бұрын

The market can always stay irrational longer than you can remain liquid. Rational investing is cope.

@CountCristo 3 ай бұрын

Oh fuck triple levered QQQ in 2022, why did you have to remind me NL

@zhargard 2 ай бұрын

Great job, as aways Librarian, the full Mr. BRIGHTSIDE outro was the cherry on the cake

@DipolarApathy 2 ай бұрын

The second he said “which is the one that has the famous clip” and i immediately knew which one he was talking about

@TamingofSpyro 2 ай бұрын

The ending clip is actually very heartfelt, thank you for sharing Librarian :)

@PlasmaSpark 2 ай бұрын

In Mexico (city at least) people have jokes making fun of Galicia, an autonomous community in Spain and I have no idea why

@spyczech 2 ай бұрын

Thats funny, It is an interesting region with an interesting celtic ancient legacy

@Rembd 2 ай бұрын

AI = Actually Indians

@michalzielinski7504 3 ай бұрын

But for real tho long covid is real and it is devastating for the people who have it. Imagine if doing any sort of physical activity (including taking a shower or doing the laundry) made you feel the sickest you’ve ever been for hours days or even days afterwards, and the only way to manage your symptoms is to just do as little as possible, even if you used to be athletic and love exercise before getting sick.

@brock5387 2 ай бұрын

Crazy the effects of Cody has reached even NL, so complete is his domination.

@davidbeckham5881 2 ай бұрын

i love the "do your thing librarian" in chat after he mentions a clip

@davide_kapp9006 3 ай бұрын

When he started talking econ i second guessed my ability of understanding english

@aMondayMorning 3 ай бұрын

Don't worry, money is fake anyway and it'll be worthless soon.

@lobbynotlob 2 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for linking all the stupid stuff he talks about in the description, seriously thats so clutch

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 2 ай бұрын

Must of never seen Tom Cruise in Topic Thunder. I love the "Loser" At the end made me laugh so much just the way it was said.

@jamesmccomb9525 2 ай бұрын

To be fair to the e-sports people, it's a pretty big deal to lose. It's not as simple as regular sports where people are getting paid no matter what, it can often be the difference between these gaming leagues breaking even or going bankrupt.

@HardLineRival 2 ай бұрын

I was playing Squad while this video was on during battle staging phase. I completely missed out that the patreon shout outs had started and thought someone was singing Mr. Brightside Karaoke on proximity chat. Was about to join in like an idiot. I cannot imagine the confusion that it would have caused among the Spaniards I was trying to blend in with.

@iannsinger5760 2 ай бұрын

The authenticity thing is too real. There’s bullshit food everywhere, there’s good food everywhere. But something about my generation (millennials) wants to act like everything that’s been kind of Americanized is automatically less than

@micalishis 2 ай бұрын

I think people just really like to gatekeep to make themselves feel superior. I was just talking to someone the other day about how people from Toronto say that real residents don't pronounce the second 't' in Toronto. And then I've also heard people say that the correct pronunciation of Vancouver is actually 'Vang'couver (even though I totally disagree as a Vancouverite).

@ursafacet 2 ай бұрын

You know what they say. Walk softly and carry a big brick

@panikk2 3 ай бұрын

the reports of NL's death have been greatly exaggerated

@ckorp666 2 ай бұрын

humpty dumpty was a false flag

@thermon6945 25 күн бұрын

Great outro clip, didn’t know egg could sing like that

@kornelparoczai1763 2 ай бұрын

He's MR Brightforehead

@fedorafinder 2 ай бұрын

23:38 “the church of scientology telling their sniper not to take the shot” +2 +2 tommy mommy +2

@CZEFrank 2 ай бұрын

I'm not saying you gotta hand it to him but I do believe that "I'll still keep drinking that garbage" is the best tweet ever made.

@draconocor1309 2 ай бұрын

i love that chris pratt image and how it is forever tied to mario

@MrAndeweg 3 ай бұрын

My mom always served spaghetti with a slice of American cheese and ranch dressing on it. I forgot about that, now I'm pogged up and going to make it for dinner

@ckorp666 2 ай бұрын

american cheese actually goes crazy for pasta since u get a good melt, but the ranch.......,,,, good lord

@slynt_ 2 ай бұрын

is American cheese those cheez-it plastic square things?

@Crytaljam 2 ай бұрын

23:35 Librarian really put that title as a segment huh

@ieatgarbage8771 2 ай бұрын

NL: "Which Elder Scrolls is the one with the famous clip" chat: Oblivion

@blahthebiste7924 2 ай бұрын

The It Follows 2 bit was unfairly panned by the chatters, that was gold

@dracula7779 2 ай бұрын

I appreciate nl mentioning xz backdoor, non tech people should hear this stuff often enough to be at least a bit concerned over their tech security

@RoachDogg_JR 2 ай бұрын

Yo the Asian food restaurants called Yamamoto Sushi that sells a little bit of everything usually has FIRE food.

@fritzophrenia3146 10 күн бұрын

18:25 The Canadian mind simply cannot understand the joys of putting ranch on absolutely fucking everything

@pannnella 2 ай бұрын

not even joking I have been so sad that there hasn’t been a “have you seen that ___” in about a week thank you for this am I too (p)egg-pilled guys am I cooked

@michaeldlonzo 2 ай бұрын

"It's good because it's sweet and sour." +2 absolutely flawless review.

@kiiturii 18 күн бұрын

20:51 who needs a sports psychologist when you have NL, when it comes to tournaments that is the one thing that makes me less anxious, the realization that fucking everybody loses, there's one winner and everyone else will go home thinking they should've done better

@jhugs4books227 2 ай бұрын

love him distinguishing finance from econ he’s so big brain

@cday0075 3 ай бұрын

When I saw the spaghetti ranch video I audibly said “What!?” but after thinking about it I actually think it’d taste good…

@LessDevoid 3 ай бұрын

It's literally just long, skinny pizza. There's no reason it wouldn't work. That being said, I think I'll pass.

@draconocor1309 2 ай бұрын

Watching NL for several years now has trained me to laugh at the sound of a can of soda being opened

@fartgarfunkeljr 2 ай бұрын

It was only a kiss, master Wayne

@atomknight8361 2 ай бұрын

RIP to NL, he would have loved GTA 6

@SacredDaturana 29 күн бұрын

RE: the PF Chang's thing. It's definitely a second-gen immigrant thing. When you're first-gen immigrant eg. Chinese, you grew up speaking Chinese and steeped in Chinese culture. Your Chinese identity is so ingrained in yourself it's taken for granted. Second-gen Chinese-Americans who grew up in American culture and were perhaps encouraged by their parents to assimilate have a more distant, second-hand relationship with their ancestral culture and therefore are more self-consciously performative about connecting with Chinese culture. It's more easy to be absolutist and gatekeepy about the culture of your people when you don't actually engage with it on a daily basis and experience first-hand the kind of transformative synthesis and compromise that happens on a regular ongoing basis in every culture. I see this dynamic with my extended family a lot. The most westernized ones are always the most strident about things like authenticity and cultural appropriation. It's just internalized orientalism.

@weezamon 2 ай бұрын

i love that oblivion clip

@emmettbrown3463 18 күн бұрын

i never realized the bricks were of foam

@emmettbrown3463 18 күн бұрын

okay letting the clip play out before NL fully explains it is great

@handoverthestromboli6715 24 күн бұрын

The chatter at 4:38 who said "BRO YOUR POINTS ARE GOOD why are you buying packs??" when NL had the joker that makes planet packs free should be fucking glad NL was too busy talking about the S&P500 to notice that shit

@HarveyJackson1967 3 ай бұрын

Liberian 🙏

@StarkyBurger 3 ай бұрын

Where’s Joe. Cole?

@fredwardtentacles5169 2 ай бұрын

It was only a kiss master wayne

@wickedsamurai3323 2 ай бұрын

Who on earth thought Tom cruise was a bad actor lol

@achillesheelys5139 2 ай бұрын

"That's why they call it the Xbox 360 you look at it turn 360 degrees then moonwalk away" This shit gave me whiplash holyyyyy

@mirbear1038 2 ай бұрын

I've had ranch with spaghetti but idk if I'd have like leftover spaghetti.. with ranch. Ya feel?

@charismaticinsanity9576 2 ай бұрын

I feel the opposite, don't taint the fresh spaghetti with ranch, but add it to dry leftovers is fine

@redwolfjo3_647 3 ай бұрын

bless librarian

@naniwo4438 2 ай бұрын

That Reddit thread had some of the most spiteful bitter people I’ve seen

@natebengtson5252 2 ай бұрын

It was only a kiss Master Wayne

@LegoTrooper888 2 ай бұрын

His voice really changed…

@480i 2 ай бұрын

My brother put me on to having ranch + hot sauce on lasagna and it kinda goes hard

@spyczech 2 ай бұрын

I hated ranch my whole life but had some ghost pepper ranch, and wow it works well to balance out spicy

@bahamat52 2 ай бұрын

i mix ranch with my spaghetti. it's so good

@TemmiePlays 2 ай бұрын

cromulent is a made up word that means " acceptable " it was invented in an episode of " The Simpsons, where it was used to describe the word " embiggen " another made up word by the show. Both appear in the dictionary

@KVWI 2 ай бұрын

When a word is cromulent, that just means it groks

@gdjobufckngfruitcake 2 ай бұрын

Italians making fun of Italians is too canon.

@kacperrools 2 ай бұрын

He promotes tipping culture in the outro karaoke 33:46

@joshp011 2 ай бұрын

35:20 Real voice

@nicholaslogan6840 Ай бұрын

Speaking as someone who thinks about Troy all the time, yeah it's definitely overrated. It was just a big deal when it came out, so people have nostalgia for it and talk it up.

@GajeelRedfox 2 ай бұрын

Scottish jokes here (Hungary) are pretty old now and you don't really here it in everyday use anymore, but it's true that they were very popular and embodied the very cheap people stereotype. But I'm pretty sure we joke much more about Romanians now.

@MOO67204 2 ай бұрын

Spaghetti noodles?

@-TriP- 2 ай бұрын

oh god

@hweigel528 3 ай бұрын

A perfectly cromulent compilation

@miles2419 2 ай бұрын

Look ok, I like pasta, I like tomato sauce and just generally pasta sauce, I am okay on meatballs, but I don't like spaghetti. I can't tell you why-I can't explain it, but I don't like it.