Shout out to that chatter during the Mishima segment who said "I wish more commies did this" when he was talking about the seppuku. I love the idea that bro believes a Japanese monarchist was communist.
@shadowcween78906 ай бұрын
Communists are cool for wanting to help the working class, but samurai are cool for their aesthetics alone
@PotionSmeller6 ай бұрын
@@shadowcween7890 They better have good aesthetics, because that's the only thing they got. The author of the Hagakure, THE guideline on the bushido code, was a provincial clerk who never saw combat and was born long after samurai fighting was banned. It's all larp.
@bomberharris84396 ай бұрын
Some people are beyond fucking stupid. Mishima literally wrote a play idolizing Ernst Rohm, how the fuck is that guy a communist LMAO
@Dogtrio4 ай бұрын
@@PotionSmeller yeah but like, its really cool larping
@PotionSmeller4 ай бұрын
@@Dogtrio True. As with all larping though, the important thing is to have fun but don't actually start believing it's real.
@ARandomSub9 ай бұрын
I genuinely believe that there is a rising class distinction between actual humans and people who engage in online discourse. And to be honest I am in favor of it
@lr-9 ай бұрын
Well I'm against it, how's that for discourse? 😎
@thaDjMauz9 ай бұрын
Now I would like to see the online people organize a rise up revolution that never happens
@saintsalieri9 ай бұрын
The real locus of speciation is humans vs. people who watch someone else play an autobattler
@Xenomnipotent9 ай бұрын
Rip Darwin, you woulda loved NL 😔🤘
@max657469 ай бұрын
@@saintsalieriwe call them "pegged up individuals"
@Vieweer9 ай бұрын
"My hole is bigger fr" "No, its NOT, Anastasia!" That shit deserved waayy more +2s
@gabrielb449411 күн бұрын
The way he said that made me bust up laughing
@jasonable23139 ай бұрын
I'm so caught up with the pogs that I'm slurping up the clips before the bits and banter comes out like a hungry little doggy
@francegamer8 ай бұрын
You're so real for this. Good doggy :3
@001UnknownPerson3 ай бұрын
STOP IT. BOTH OF YOU.
@jasonable23133 ай бұрын
We've married.
@oramaj8392Ай бұрын
Truest comment I ever read
@RetsamX9 ай бұрын
Did you see that tweet? Librarian: I am four parallel universes ahead of you.
@lesternomo65789 ай бұрын
12:36 this is peak nl rant, verbalizing something so incredibly real that i could never have put into words myself
@demujo9 ай бұрын
i can only say this bc i was there the absolute SPEED that the Librarian had with the food poisoning tweets was insane to see. I have to give respect.
@j-mc21449 ай бұрын
There's been like 5 separate instances in the past 24 hours where I had to just repeat the mantra, "The internet is not the real world."
@PixyEm9 ай бұрын
Lain would disagree
@j-mc21449 ай бұрын
@@PixyEm +2
@Neotenico9 ай бұрын
Analogizing chronically online social media warriors to the Higgs-Boson was hysterically good.
@zerrus87819 ай бұрын
NL talking about people on twitter like they are evil spirits. The Twitter Exorcist
@CZProtton8 ай бұрын
Well, they kinda are... were you on there lately?
@RobotnikPlngas9 ай бұрын
I remember one time, a couple of years ago. I was saving for this amazing laptop I wanted to work abroad and whatever. So I saved the whole year, waiting for Cyber Monday/Black Friday week. When the date finally came, it was 50% off. Right? It was actually way more expensive than the price it had a week before the actual sale. That's the day I became the Joker.
@RetsamX9 ай бұрын
Society really did you wrong
@incription9 ай бұрын
Maybe you slept in, and it was 50% more because it was scumbag saturday
@art-cs6us9 ай бұрын
what about cyber monday
@CZProtton8 ай бұрын
That is illegal in the EU, btw :) If you mark it as on sale, you are not allowed to make it way more expensive a few days before.
@darriansea9 ай бұрын
Scrolling Twitter feed is some great context editing, stays innovating
@zacharynovak21809 ай бұрын
“Rizz so bad that he blanked himself but fr” what is our society coming to
@abcdnb09 ай бұрын
the Mishima bit was insane, so fucking funny
@vmp9169 ай бұрын
The dog owner is the AH simply because they posted the story with the verbal own rage bait included. The parent and the kid are the only characters in the story with no agency.
@CycleMantis9 ай бұрын
Yeah but the joke contrasting the child to a dog of the same age is funny, so I'm on their side.
@oramaj8392Ай бұрын
@@CycleMantisI agreed with this until pausing on the replies. Dude replied to every single comment condemning the parents in agreement, I don’t think he even meant the joke
@eiew9 ай бұрын
That "Looney Toons ahh seppukku" bit killed me
@neilmannion93229 ай бұрын
You cut the best part, at the end while talking about his dream chat used his own logic against him and said 'im not your wife' and he had to admit he was beat
@fjmoneybagz9 ай бұрын
I almost died peepotalk
@NinaNinaM249 ай бұрын
I agree with NL that I don't give a shit about hearing about other people's dreams, but he is just wrong on therapists not caring. Psychotherapists put too much emphasis and meaning on dreams but they can be valuable to discuss, especially if it had a big impact on the dreamer, which can happen. Most therapists will not ask you for your dreams, but they will 100% not shut you down or tell you that they don't matter, if you think something that happened to you mattered, they will take it seriously. Now do they go "oh, seeing butterflies in your dream means that you crave freedom"? Absolutely not, that shit is worthless. However if you're like "last few weeks I've been dreaming a lot about getting abandoned by people around me and I wake up very sad", that's valuable to talk about.
@gungy_vt9 ай бұрын
"If you aren't my family, do not tell me about your dream" It's bad that my first thought in response to this was "WAS THIS YOUR DREAM YOUR DREAM WAS THIS DREAM THIS DREAM WAS THIS WAS THIS YOUR DREAM"
@americantoastman72969 ай бұрын
Dawg these highlight vids are SO good. I appreciate the shit out of you for your work, thank you so much!
@athenaadams83419 ай бұрын
When I dream about someone, I feel like I gotta tell em. Like my subconscious is using your likeness without permission but it was covered under Fair Use
@axmoylotl9 ай бұрын
this one contains some of his funniest jokes imo.
@Reflexzzzz9 ай бұрын
We do be eatin gud
@CBDarkestDungeon9 ай бұрын
He's basically explaining why I don't go on Reddit or Twitter. They're cesspools.
@comoestanquepaso1239 ай бұрын
ok old ass
@leejames9299 ай бұрын
I deleted both apps on my phone like 2 years ago and it feels so good
@IMDWTT9 ай бұрын
Reading that shit's so funny to me, we are not the same.
@TheLibraryofLetourneau9 ай бұрын
its mostly the comment section imo, like 80% of twitter posts make me laugh
@leejames9299 ай бұрын
NL's philosophy on the internet has helped me greatly
@TheMarkoSeke9 ай бұрын
LMAO the ice cream one "looking for cookie", why did they feel the need to include that
@fendviyo9 ай бұрын
How these people eat 12 entire bites of bubbling green sludge before thinking something is wrong is beyond me😂
@derekpapin21819 ай бұрын
Bro couldn’t find the cookie dough chunks cuz at some point it melted and all the chucks sank to the bottom😭😭
@saintsalieri9 ай бұрын
Unexpected Mishima Yukio mention. His work is some of the most disturbing I've read because he genuinely gets off on violence serial killer style, apparently.
@SergantSlime9 ай бұрын
the looney tune ass seppuku bit is one of the funniest things NL has ever talked about holy +2
@FunkleSauce7 ай бұрын
"they don't even have elevators where you live" 😂😂😂😂
@Mindofthequill9 ай бұрын
Dreams are so fun to talk about though! I regularly lucid dream and man that shit can be fun.
@murphythepotato59319 ай бұрын
Banter is so good until the dream bit and i don’t think i’ve ever -2’ed more in my life. he got me interacting over rage bait lmao he got me good
@tweegerm9 ай бұрын
As someone who uh-huh uh-huh wows until the end just know your all friends you tell your dreams too were +2ing
@murphythepotato59319 ай бұрын
actually based@@tweegerm
@minaDesuDesu7 ай бұрын
That Alison Lohman joke was fantastic
@SizzLorr2179 ай бұрын
the dog owner and three year old kid is the most +2 moment of the year, FOR SURE! Btw. maybe an idea for a compilation :,)?
@gunshot3758 ай бұрын
Thanks NL and Librarian. I was debating on going to class, but the clip of terminally online people made me realize I don’t want to end up like that.
@TheYohis259 ай бұрын
At this point the joke that Librarian is NL's Jarvis has turned to reality.
@jacobwumbo8279 ай бұрын
That Yukio bit is gold, oh my god.
@polishpipebomb6 ай бұрын
Love Librarian catching a stray at 18:55 randomly, Lmao.
@franslair21992 ай бұрын
non-target killed
@BabyRooth9 ай бұрын
13:16 Heed my words, this ^ right here ^ is... So true
@succulentanal8 ай бұрын
Talking about dreams is the reason why we got the corners joke
@rattlesnek38479 ай бұрын
NL react content era
@EDoyl9 ай бұрын
I wish SAP wasn't intolerably boring because he does his best work on the SAP segments.
@gammafighter6 ай бұрын
Maybe "she's three" meant "why are you trying to use sarcasm to shame a 3 year old for having bad manners?"
@LifeOfCraig9 ай бұрын
Is Librarian the Robin to NL's batman and is he getting compensated because christ, appreciating the graft on this channel
@martingodoy8178 ай бұрын
why on God's Earth did he get rid of those lynxes with a level 2 jellyfish and 2 alpacas
@SapkaliAkif3 ай бұрын
Holy shit c'est business!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@jcbro869 ай бұрын
This is the best video on youtube
@annoy4nce6488 ай бұрын
Egg missed an exception about dream talk. You are also allowed to tell people about what happened in your dream if it's directly relevant to a conversation you are having. Example: my mother mentioned she was buying a george foreman, which I was excited about because we hadn't had one for a couple years. 2 nights later, I had a dream that involved it. When it arrived the following day, and I had a brief conversation about it with my mother, I mentioned my dream. Obviously, this involved a family member, which somewhat falls into Ryab's categories, but the example was just to show the kind of interaction I was talking about.
@iamsewage9 ай бұрын
does fish medicine...make you a fish?
@leejames9299 ай бұрын
I think its a reference to Cod Liver oil but not 100%
@hazelharry20339 ай бұрын
Librarian pull that one up
@knmrt27609 ай бұрын
At this point the Librarian is NL's version of J.A.R.V.I.S.
@isingra9 ай бұрын
The story with the dog reeks of something that didn’t actually happen and was fantasized as an own by someone that’s anti-child who was far too nervous to say anything more than a “H-haha yeah..” as a response to the dog being complimented. I bet it was more like this: Person is walking with their service dog Parent walking with their child and child sees dog and says “Look Mommy, a doggy!” Anti-child person SEETHES that a child exists within 1000 ft of them Parent compliments the dog while walking past with the child Person says “H-haha thanks” while the child passes by without incident before running home to make up a story for Twitter to prove how witty they are
@leejames9299 ай бұрын
I'm like 80% sure you're right. Like i could see it being real but probably not
@rattlesnek38479 ай бұрын
14:40
@isingra9 ай бұрын
@@leejames929I can see it being real-ish but not playing out like that because Twitter people are not that witty on the spot. Especially not the ones with a service dog
@pente129 ай бұрын
I agree with you that it probably didn’t go down like that, but you making up a fictional scenario with dialogue and everything is equally as cringe
@isingra9 ай бұрын
@@pente12 I firmly but politely disagree.
@dard15159 ай бұрын
My dreams have incredible worldbuilding though
@GanatoryRedeye9 ай бұрын
Every time egg talks about people's insanity on the internet I'm reminded of how scrambled he got over fucking frozen PB&J sandwiches.
@lazydictionary9 ай бұрын
But be was right about that argument
@PvtPuplovski4 ай бұрын
If your emotional support chihuahua is at risk of mauling a toddler that stumbles up to it, maybe you as an owner should work on that. And not to assume, BUT I'm assuming those people in the replies say "crotchspawn" and hate when children are in public because it makes their experience at Gamestop or the Lego store that much more embarrassing.
@jeriji65929 ай бұрын
these are some great bits
@uplego139 ай бұрын
Impressive that he can talk so nonchalantly about almost dying
@hairyballbastic89433 ай бұрын
literally watched mishima a life in four chapters last night this is so fucking funny
@dasamont827426 күн бұрын
NL: Get married, right now! Me: Man, I've been trying, but all the girls freak out when I propose on the first date
@Materialist399 ай бұрын
I would simply arrest the ownership class, gg class conflict
@DestroManiak9 ай бұрын
the mishima bit was hilarious
@charlieg22629 ай бұрын
This hits different when you have food poisoning.
@agendrangel3 ай бұрын
mishima was a freak but I did enjoy reading confessions of a mask fwiw
@greenoftreeblackofblue66259 ай бұрын
"JFK be like"
@boshiwoshi3 ай бұрын
i was so scared from the intro to this video cause i had it in the background and my name is josh
@NitroLemons5 сағат бұрын
I must be in the minority because usually I enjoy hearing about other people's dreams. If I have a particularly interesting dream I'll share it too, and usually people find it interesting as well. As long as you don't over explain it then it's fine
@joshserna99832 ай бұрын
Ohios taking a lot of strays in this one
@thelifeofkenji49007 ай бұрын
I know you're all going to say I'm just clout chasing or that someone else said it first, but my hole is actually bigger and if you don't believe me, that's a you problem. It's not my fault if you don't live in reality.
@dash--9 ай бұрын
pennywise… grippe sou
@coolkatmehrfth9 ай бұрын
Classic NL, “both sides”-ing the toddler-dog issue.
@Phoenix0F88 ай бұрын
hasn't NL repeatedly described his dreams to viewers lol
@boccci9 ай бұрын
good god that "@AbortionChat" user is unhinged
@mattoblivion9 ай бұрын
so true peepoTalk
@it-s-a-mysteryАй бұрын
I can't imagine not wanting to hear my friends dreams.. Is this a man thing or an NL thing?
@HalcyonAndroid9 ай бұрын
go outside? in ohio?
@lezzbmm7 ай бұрын
the thing abt the service dog is that it’s not abt whether it’s a friendly dog or it might bite it’s that service dogs are working,, but they’re still dogs and can get distracted by ppl making eye contact and approaching them and those distractions can prevent the dog from doing its job which might be just hanging out or it might be like catching their seizure-having owner when they faint randomly or warning their owner before they have a seizure or some shit the dog owner was right to be passive aggressive at the parent bc it’s not like the kid did anything mean but interrupting a working service dog can be life-threatening for the dog’s owner and ppl don’t know this but they should and so that parent needs to be helping their kid learn this early
@DudokX6 ай бұрын
Nice sub number
@davidlazerz85649 ай бұрын
14:58 As someone who is out there every day, I can put up with almost every sort of micro/macro agression....except grocery store lane hogs and adult family group shopping. MOVE TO ONE SIDE OF THE AISLE. Preferably the one you are currently searching so your cart isnt on one side and your ass on the other while you try to figure out which bag of flour will save you $1 if you buy 30lbs of it over the next month. STOP BRINGING YOUR ENTIRE CLAN TO THE GROCERY STORE. We invented paper and pen so your inbred holler could write down all the kinds of junk food they want from the store, that way your most socially acceptable inbred cousin could gather the swear jar funds and make one trip with one person. Next time I run into Ma pushing the cart looking for the food while 4 adult family members clog the aisle with their hands in their pockets I swear I'm going to pull the fire alarm so I can get my shopping done in peace.
@rapter2299 ай бұрын
Get married right now!
@AMKalmar9 ай бұрын
19:21 is that how much Therapy costs for a session? I swear every time I hear someone talk about therapy that shit does not sound worth it at all. Just go outside and exercise, it's free.
@rapter2299 ай бұрын
Exercising, while good for your mental health, doesn't actually arm you with with an arsenal of healthy coping mechanisms, or help you tackle foundational trauma, etc. etc. A good psychiatrist/psychotherapist can make a HUGE difference.