They cut me down in my prime (Balatro)

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Ай бұрын

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@A_Lily_by_Another_Name Ай бұрын

The number seven while being brought to the guillotine before he could commit his second act of cannibalism:

@BennyBeats Ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@almscurium Ай бұрын

@@BennyBeats It's top comment but i agree

@Subsistence69 Ай бұрын

@manolobrinks Ай бұрын

÷0.5

@gibran.zidane Ай бұрын

rip number nine

@bobhurren7381 Ай бұрын

That lucky paying $20 right before you lose must be an easter egg in the code like that can't be coincidence

@farandaway123 Ай бұрын

Kate having a panic attack after tackling the bug and Ryan still trying to tell his story 😂

@christian5256 Ай бұрын

"I got to sleep at 11:00" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHFJFHFHH" "I woke up at 11:20" 💀

@RobertBeckk Ай бұрын

17:43 "Sell wheel for interest" "what the fuck are you talking about" I about fell over.

@callmeshoooter1847 Ай бұрын

31:55 add that $20 to my conspiracy spreadsheet of lucky’s always hitting the cash on the losing hand of a blind.

@Lucifers-Stepdad Ай бұрын

Can't wait to see what he is not cooking at all.

@jakelink1482 Ай бұрын

The problem is there are actually 3 types of chatters. Type A and type B, definitely, but there's a type C as well. Type C thinks they're intelligent and tactful enough to be a type A, but they're box of rocks stupid. The video starts with a type C chatter going "gold over steel?!?". Type C chatters entrench him in bad ideas because he thinks if they're wrong, he must be right. Unfortunately, often times, they're both wrong.

@aaryanshah9540 Ай бұрын

@@jakelink1482and then there's type D, the one who feels superiority from being outside chatter norms and judges other chatters for their behaviors

@delimonky12 Ай бұрын

@@aaryanshah9540type D chatter ass comment

@Tranztopoleez Ай бұрын

Type Deez nuts

@nobodyatall9044 Ай бұрын

type A doesn't necessarily have to be intelligent or tactful you're just muddying up a very simple active/passive dichotomy with changes that really only keep all of the people you don't like out of the label you identify with

@roostangarar Ай бұрын

3:32 A dung beetle watching an elephant drop a giant turd on top of his friend

@parakeet5 Ай бұрын

Socrates when asked how to make a perfect society: 6:55 Monarchists when asked whose boots they lick: 8:32 Me, an intellectual, smh

@lafrasjohanuys Ай бұрын

7:40 iguanas when they see a warm rock

@liamcristello2591 Ай бұрын

1:06:56 Funky Kong when DK finally shares some of his stash

@Scott_C Ай бұрын

22:40 If he had more hair maybe the crows wouldn't mistake his head for a rock to smash the shells on.

@takenthechance Ай бұрын

@childpeanut5095 Ай бұрын

6:55 Sweden and Norway when Charles XIV John comes around

@kimikoazuma Ай бұрын

@jacobadderley2643 Ай бұрын

Deep cut +2

@childpeanut5095 Ай бұрын

@@jacobadderley2643 thank you thank you

@JacoIII Ай бұрын

50:44 me when I've been chosen to try and convince aliens not to destroy our solar system (i forgot my notes at home)

@mikejennette8478 Ай бұрын

@Nikowo1610 Ай бұрын

NOOOOO I went to comment exactly this when I heard that

@Nikowo1610 Ай бұрын

+2 but with some spite because you did it before I could

@cole_etch Ай бұрын

This challenge is gonna make NL become the Joker-less

@voided_sun Ай бұрын

@kojiur Ай бұрын

49:21 NL thinking he has an Empress, but actually getting an Earth, but it actually working out and helping him scrape by without even noticing is wild

@rebellionrob Ай бұрын

My wife and I just completed every challenge. That jokerless challenge can literally go fuck itself....the relief is immense

@taoeuringer3444 Ай бұрын

Bro rid the world of salmonella (the egg is cooked)

@BebehCookieIcecream Ай бұрын

3:40 when the asexual friend with the 'Shabby Green' leaves for the night so you try boosting group morale:

@rub-a-dub-ducky Ай бұрын

+2 for this one, from an asexual

@madface7820 Ай бұрын

Take another +2 from an allosexual

@Nikowo1610 Ай бұрын

@@rub-a-dub-duckyWe queers love our northernlion don't we folks

@dudekazoo Ай бұрын

Actually huge +2

@wcrb15 Ай бұрын

For the record I also love the witch making chicken wings bit. Keep working it!

@KatyStClair-nz7ug Ай бұрын

There are dozens of us!

@ryanshaffer797 Ай бұрын

NL burner account

@Abdullah_SH Ай бұрын

00:00 Conrad II hearing the prophecy of his death

@saladealer Ай бұрын

+marge

@ras0k Ай бұрын

very researched

@zandeis Ай бұрын

That bug do be poppin

@Nick-dt7gl Ай бұрын

18:16 Me when the toilet be lookin some typa way

@davidkociol7728 Ай бұрын

Watching him empress a single card and not also the debuffed card he was gonna play anyways hurts my soul.

@Varikhem Ай бұрын

I did the math, he would be 8 chips off the next round if this Ace of Diamonds was mult instead of bonus card. Still, with the amount of missplays our egg does i think he will do that challenge in 2026... But thats the egg we all love right? Right?

@Haanski Ай бұрын

Also having free stuff in the shop and having 2 tarot cards and 1 empty slot. Instead of buy/selling the one he doesn't want for free money he just leaves it there without a thought. Edit: and then later refusing to sell wheel of fortune for interest even after chat pointing it out. He was too stubborn at that point, even though it was unlikely he was going to win... if he did pull it off why cost yourself 1 dollar for no reason? Edit again: Then after leveling 4 of a kind twice and buying discard voucher... he draws 3 Aces on a boss and plays a level 1 full house instead of using his remaining discards to fish for 4 of a kind. Then of course loses. (I am sure more are coming).

@jacobadderley2643 Ай бұрын

Type A chatters spotted in their natural environment

@davidkociol7728 Ай бұрын

@@jacobadderley2643 I’m ngl I missed the part where the type a and b chatter lore unfolded

@Tobster69 Ай бұрын

@@Haanskiwhat’s the point of selling wheel if he knew he was gonna lose he literally said that 😭

@NikolaPj Ай бұрын

Hey Northernlion, thanks for the gifted video, thank you!

@Ninjippo Ай бұрын

14:42 me crying tears of joy when I finally get a game after 15 minutes in queue

@dokonaut Ай бұрын

you get the right time for that joke?

@Ninjippo Ай бұрын

Yes, you get the joke?

@LaurentVitalis Ай бұрын

I played for hours trying to finish the jokerless challenge. My last run was perfect, I was able to send 300k+ straight flushes easily, from a really carefully crafted deck. I deserved to win. My dreams were crushed by Cerulean Bell on ante 8, last round. Fuck this challenge.

@Anti_Earth Ай бұрын

Late reply but I had a similar event. Lvl 16 4 of a kind 33% of deck being kings buffed. Got fucked by verdant leaf. Haven't had the heart to try again yet

@shayneoliver8825 Ай бұрын

6:56 Me when I tell my brother that the wicked king is dead and his kind brother replaces him.

@TheBroodingRogue Ай бұрын

You can’t approach this like a normal balatro run, you have to commit to an easy to achieve 5 card hand like a flush or full house build, and sell/ignore everything that doesn’t improve your hand

@BoB-gt4xt Ай бұрын

50:47 us trying to convince the aliens to spare us

@jakeybighouse126 Ай бұрын

Lock in.

@Fummy007 Ай бұрын

Jokerless is becoming an arc. I think it might just be impossible.

@mrsmartypants1987 Ай бұрын

Piece of beef protesting: They cut me down in my prime!

@dannyryan8424 Ай бұрын

2:45 why does it sound so musical

@trentbordas Ай бұрын

Just beat this challenge while watching this video! :D

@Bigbossbadge Ай бұрын

Bug husband must fulfil his duties

@awesomeguysuncle Ай бұрын

We're Balatro guys, of course we watch 2 hours of egg head playing it in a day

@XslapsX Ай бұрын

27:10 Dying with 48 bucks is so sad

@Haanski Ай бұрын

My family and friends if I don't ever wake up tomorrow morning 😢

@deetsitmeisterjd Ай бұрын

Can you smell what NL is cooking? It ain't Balatro strats that's for sure

@ras0k Ай бұрын

at 1:16 the Venus in the shop was blocking a duplicate from spawning in the pack.

@mattbown3371 Ай бұрын

I'm a wake at 5, Lunch at 2 kinda andy!

@Varikhem Ай бұрын

NL needs to slow down and realize he cant afford even a single mistake at this challenge bascially. It already involves a lot of luck to be able to finish it, so if you want to be done with this challenge you cant pass on any opportunity the RNG gives you. The sooner he realises that, the sooner we wont have to watch him doing the same challenge for dozens of hours

@bruhmoment490 Ай бұрын

54:30 - 55:30 Had me crying omfggggg

@jaycat_ Ай бұрын

saying "mother fucker" 3 seconds into the video, truly an NL move

@yujiyujix Ай бұрын

hi tomo

@christian5256 Ай бұрын

hi tomo

@tatapnhob Ай бұрын

3 of clubs when I use hanged man on it instead of strengthening it (it could've stopped being a prime number):

@peterwysoczanski9391 Ай бұрын

LOL the J's showin up after he dumps 1 - IT ALWAYS HAPPENS!!!!

@conz2078 Ай бұрын

has he gotten past ante 3 on jokerless yet

@petethepontiff Ай бұрын

NL is the ultimate color guy

@ivanivanovic5857 Ай бұрын

Meanwhile my ass is stuck on orange stake abandoned deck lmao

@NH0111 Ай бұрын

I got to ante 12 on jokerless, hard targeted 4 of a kind 4s and got the hand to level 63

@hntrofdmads Ай бұрын

9:00 me when someone asks me how to be a successful artist

@WickedTree Ай бұрын

Hey what challenge is this?

@jubjubssy Ай бұрын

We're bisexual Morpheus guys, of course we're taking backshots!

@olivedog Ай бұрын

33:34 me, a ubisoft fan, deciding which video game to purchase at gamestop

@parakeet5 Ай бұрын

14:39 Me trying to complete the Balatro Jokerless Challenge for the past week

@marco9711doesstuff Ай бұрын

3:32 when I stumble across the estate of a newly deceased person

@Scott_C Ай бұрын

Prime numbers are not on the menu today.

@lucasgarcia2781 Ай бұрын

Is the thumbnail a reference to Fernando Alonso???

@RalorPenwat Ай бұрын

16:40 Yes, yes I kinda do blame myself for literally everything soooo 😂

@Ivheh Ай бұрын

we're under 5 minutes in click, of course we balatro boys!

@Erossssssss Ай бұрын

Me, On my way to Cuba, so what we stay sober, so what we smoke nothing

@markopaurevic538 Ай бұрын

0:03 me when I enter the video demonetization contest and win

@Montewtf Ай бұрын

hey guys can anyone tell me what challenge this is?

@childpeanut5095 Ай бұрын

Jokerless

@zoe7696 Ай бұрын

has this man ever taken a single saturn card in his life oml he doesnt even like register straights as a possibilty

@VirtualGnome Ай бұрын

Why go straight when the flush is right there!

@zoe7696 Ай бұрын

@@VirtualGnome saturn scales like twice as fast, and he would constantly take like pluto or mercury over saturn like bruh 😭

@zoe7696 Ай бұрын

@@VirtualGnome for reference level 20 flush base score is 15,582, where level 20 straight is 27,342. straights just scale way way faster, and these calculations are done before the straights buff coming in the beta patch (i need to make more straight believers theyre so good)

@jago4604 Ай бұрын

⁠@@zoe7696he was also taking venus and uranus cards like constantly.. those are like the two worst hands even with jokers what was he thinking.

@zoe7696 Ай бұрын

@@jago4604 i dont think venus and uranus are *THAT* bad but without jokers they just scale slower than the other options and their flaws are r accentuated to the point where theyre basically unusable (esp two pair)

@birthdaygiraffe8802 Ай бұрын

My girlfriend has found out I’m in love with you NL what do I do

@Vickolai Ай бұрын

49:27 no shit Sherlock... well dig deeper, Watson

@grek543210 Ай бұрын

16:58 tell me more 🙃

@allhailtalib9990 Ай бұрын

Mid came from weed culture in the 70s

@sbrevoltuion5 Ай бұрын

Spoilers but he wins at the end of this one

@Subsandsoda Ай бұрын

6:54 me when I learn about king Baldwin:

@phil1lip Ай бұрын

Were Bird guys, of course we hate Crows

@A_Lily_by_Another_Name Ай бұрын

They're lacking critical information

@Honking_Goose Ай бұрын

Speak for yourself

@marcoscotto957 Ай бұрын

We're balatro boys of course we click in under a minute

@protogon Ай бұрын

we're balatro guys of course we demonetize the video in the first 3 seconds

@michaelh.9686 Ай бұрын

Jokerless behavior 😒

@skunkybudtoker9092 Ай бұрын

Better watch out for crows now, they remember.

@robakerni336 Ай бұрын

What' up

@mikeforget3783 Ай бұрын

50:44 me (a sitcom enjoyer) in the year 2728 and all that airs on TV is bad sitcom remakes

@mikeforget3783 Ай бұрын

51:16 me when the the smog blocks the TV signal so I can't watch said sitcoms

@mikeforget3783 Ай бұрын

54:24 I get to the new planet and there is actually no TV

@Alexredbluegreen Ай бұрын

benis

@thaddeus1519 Ай бұрын

I'd prefer NL to not do the Sketch mimic since he's bad at it.

@jovialjack Ай бұрын

Balatro just hit 1million copies! SPREAD THE CULTURE SPREAD THE RELIGION FRY THE RECEPTORS ALL IN OR NOT AT ALL IF YOURE IN

@jovialjack Ай бұрын

btw northernlion is legit and I wanna have an adult conversation with him about how he got here so lmk thanks bye.

@Reddragon212115 Ай бұрын

Bro why does he keep only play three cards when he has zero discards

@Haanski Ай бұрын

Because it is NL

@inoblivion3259 Ай бұрын

The fastest I've been here lol

@dylantomchick7190 Ай бұрын

Easy First!

@scottv5587 Ай бұрын

Jokerless balatro is uninteresting

@ryancooper4770 Ай бұрын

Your mom is uninteresting

@brianherr2699 Ай бұрын

Couldn’t agree more. The challenge is dumb and boring. It takes away the very thing that makes it interesting and a good game.

@ivanivanovic5857 Ай бұрын

3:36 Me outside of the Donald Trump trial:

@gman8217 Ай бұрын

hi tomo

@christian5256 Ай бұрын

hi tomo