A few weeks ago, my family was having salmon for dinner. Then my sister said "That's a lot of fish". She had no idea why I was cracking up.
@scotch19936 ай бұрын
I told my sister this joke (she’d never seen the movie but but she was researching Red Tide) and she cited the movie, took a gif, and included it in a presentation for her Masters in oceanography. Her thesis advisor approved, but apparently also had no idea what the movie is. This line has helped people.
@AValveFanboy10 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The Japanese word for Godzilla, 'Gojira', is a meshing of the words for 'gorilla' and 'whale'. Even though of the nine animals the creature took inspiration from, neither gorilla nor whale was mentioned.
@animaljp310 жыл бұрын
I know t rex and stegosaurus, but what were the other inspirations?
@Khailward10 жыл бұрын
Forever proving the stereotype that Asians are awesome at math.
@supermario8989logan10 жыл бұрын
its because one of the lead members nickname was Gojira, so, they gave him that name, preety cool to have a giant, radio active monster named out of you, right?
@mesyslexiyesnomaybesp8264610 жыл бұрын
Godzilla was named gojira after the nick name of one of the people at toho
@stefanpoirier6810 Жыл бұрын
They could b heroes!!!! Just for one day.
@GriffinPilgrim9 жыл бұрын
I will give this movie one compliment and one only; It's nice to see an American film let the French be badass. All too many American movies only let Americans and may be the occasional one of my lot be heroes.
@GriffinPilgrim9 жыл бұрын
***** OK, I think you might have got the idea that I was dissing Americans in general. I wasn't. If anything American audiences keep proving that the movie studios underestimate them by enjoying non-American media, like Doctor Who..
@bradleymayse9 жыл бұрын
GriffinPilgrim I saw this in the theater and I just remember it holding my interest but I do recall everyone in the audience laughing when he quoted Elvis.
@GriffinPilgrim9 жыл бұрын
bradley mayse This was actually one of the first films I saw at the cinema. Gods know what my parents were thinking. Set my standards for films rather low for a few years.
@GeorgeMonet9 жыл бұрын
+GriffinPilgrim Your lot? You mean vampires?
@GriffinPilgrim9 жыл бұрын
GeorgeMonet...how'd you get there? Brits, mate, Brits.
@ashestoashes789 жыл бұрын
HIS BEARD. SOMEONE STOLE IT.
@MrPedros19899 жыл бұрын
Yasha TDP Yep, and they will keep it in the room with perfect kilogram prototype. It will be signed "a perfect goatee" :)
@JaelinBezel9 жыл бұрын
Yasha TDP HOW'D YOU KNOW I STOLE IT!?!?
@MrPedros19899 жыл бұрын
I saw it in your eyes...
@negative36107 жыл бұрын
Yasha TDP oml lol
@sim616428 жыл бұрын
his shaggy impression is amazing.
@Achillez0989 жыл бұрын
That's a lot of fish...
@faisalfox41999 жыл бұрын
i don't get it .. sooo ?
@alienheretic97169 жыл бұрын
Poppity pop pop pop!
@JuanAguilar-sl9ow9 жыл бұрын
2004Zilla I got a fishy feeling
@reneehoward17469 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the monster
@jareththegoblinking31919 жыл бұрын
Achillez i sorta luaghed at that but i dont see why doug doesnt think its funny
@tanith11710 жыл бұрын
Apparently Toho (the company that Made the original Godzilla) Bought the Rights to the Monster, Renamed it Zilla said that the Americans were mistaken, Then had Godzilla Kick its ass and Slaughter it.
@stivenburg10 жыл бұрын
Toho did not have to buy the rights since they already owned the character.
@tanith11710 жыл бұрын
I guess, but I know they did something to keep that studio from making any other Godzilla movies.
@AFguy9910 жыл бұрын
Godzilla Finals Wars, you know a REAL Godzilla movie.
@asheer911410 жыл бұрын
tanith117 Toho just revoked the IP rights locking off any chance for next 6!
Tailess Boo I think there was more fish in the latest Hobbit movie.
@Tinkatube8 жыл бұрын
I love how Toho bought the rights back to this piece of trash, and renamed the monster in it "zilla." Then, they featured it in one of the best Godzilla films to date: "Godzilla: Final Wars." For the uneducated, this movie was about Godzilla VS. EVERYTHING he had fought so far. Aside from Mothra, who was on his side. Anyhoo, this "Zilla" beast appeared to take on our Kaijuu King. It ran at the beast, and Godzilla didn't even blik as it grabbed it, threw it against a building, and blew it up *with a single attack.* I love Toho.
@chinococoa67438 жыл бұрын
+Kai Uhll Toho rules.
@HolyApplebutter8 жыл бұрын
And then the atagonist mentions how he didn't even expect the "tuna eating monster" to win. Best movie ever.
@Tinkatube8 жыл бұрын
Travis Smith I bet you're a guy who doesn't even know anything about the stuff in any Godzilla film ever. Modern Japanese Godzilla is to this day King of the Kaijuu. Not saying the UNDEFEATED king, but every king loses a battle once in a while. He is a gracious monster, clocking in at WAY taller than Zilla ever was.
@raptorus77738 жыл бұрын
agreed.
@Tinkatube8 жыл бұрын
"I never liked that Tunahead anyway." My favorite line from the dub of Final Wars.
@onejohnfitzall715410 жыл бұрын
I feel uncomfortable when Doug doesn't have his beard.
@Mariokemon10 жыл бұрын
he thought McCain would win the election. When Obama won, he had to shave
@miga31919 жыл бұрын
***** Some other sources actually say he shaved it off in reality to be the Joker for Halloween.
@Mariokemon9 жыл бұрын
Mi Ga he said himself in a video somewhere
@perypoo1239 жыл бұрын
***** His Rocky IV review, I think.
@MuffinSparkle9 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah, he had a joke where he was arguing with himself in a bathrobe or something.
@tek51210 жыл бұрын
The irony is that the animated series acting as this movie's sequel was actually quite good. They reincorporated the original Godzilla's statistics and abilities, got rid of some of the derp, etc.
@Apostol40710 жыл бұрын
"The president of the United States gets on a jet to fight aliens?" Yes, and it's fricking *awesome*!
@loupe979 жыл бұрын
French trying to help Americans? That'd never happen! Oh wait, it did. Independency war
@joshuawillis6029 жыл бұрын
Yet they couldn't seem to help theirselves in WW2. For a big strong country like France you'd expect them to put up more of a fight during WW2.
@loupe979 жыл бұрын
Well that wasn't our brightest day, but mostly any country would've been screwed if they had been right beside the power that was Germany in the 1940s
@poetgriot9 жыл бұрын
Yes, but the fact that they surrendered was entirely the fault of the government at the time, as proven by the massive amount of resistance during the period they were occupied by Nazi Germany. The levels of badass that the resistance pulled off with limited resources and man power is a testament to how awesome France is and was. ~Signed, An american who is appreciative of France's contributions.
@disappointedbyhumanity22599 жыл бұрын
jeremy collard Don't forget world war one where they basically completely armed our clown asses and gave us menial tasks so we felt useful. And in modern times where their troops served along side us in the Gulf war and Afghanistan but also had enough courage and honestly to not get sucked into Iraq.
@oldfashionedgamers97598 жыл бұрын
Reason you lads got destroyed in the Second World War was primarily the Germans shifting from trench and defensive warfare to blitzkreig which none of the allies did, luckily for us in the british Isles we had a barrier of water between us and the jerries.
@Flaris10 жыл бұрын
On the positive at least the Stargate movie did turn into a really good tv series.
@tyrantgregcagkaiju7110 жыл бұрын
The animated series was fantastic. This movie should've been the series.
@KneelB4Bacon9 жыл бұрын
20:15 _"After the creature finally goes down we get that lame scene where I guess you're actually supposed to feel sorry for it."_ Bonus points if someone says the, "Man is the REAL monster" cliche during the scene.
@Bauglir1007 жыл бұрын
I would've said "It was Beauty that killed the Beast" before I realized that it was the wrong movie.
@SonicChaocc10 жыл бұрын
This movie was so terrible, Toho bought the rights to this movie, rename the Godzilla in this movie to "Zilla" and had Godzilla kick Zilla's ass
@ASR-Ansori9 жыл бұрын
Probably the best scene in FW aside from the finale battle.
@fanfaretloudest9 жыл бұрын
What I wonder is, what did Toho think about the reboot 2014 version?
@ASR-Ansori9 жыл бұрын
FanfareT.Loudest They loved it.
@akrybion9 жыл бұрын
A S R Too bad it had to many boring people plots and too little Heisenberg and FUCKING GODZILLA in it... It could have been the best thing ever now it's just my second favorite Godzilla- And the reboot and the Original are the only Gozillas I like anyway...
@AgentRedgrave9 жыл бұрын
FanfareT.Loudest Toho had an advanced screening and called the film fantastic. Several Godzilla actors such as Akira Takarada, who played Ogata in the original and appeared in several sequels, had a positive reaction. Haruo Nakajima, who played Godzilla, even posed with a giant sized Legendary Godzilla figure
@KingChiggy9 жыл бұрын
The best part is that this Godzilla was so bad that it was renamed "Zilla" and the actual Godzilla kicked it's ass and blew it up in Godzilla Final Wars.
@TheJthedog10 жыл бұрын
Wait a clean shaved critic. Wtf
@Lazarus_Lives10 жыл бұрын
Here's one thing I don't get, why would they try to kill this thing if they can just bait him away from the city. Shooting the thing pisses it off and continues to destroy shit. If they just get a couple of trucks full of fish or something to bait it out of the city, less destruction, less dead citizens and soldiers, much easier. Oh wait, that wont work cause the writers weren't smart enough to think of that.
@TheBoringAddress10 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly, though this idea makes perfect sense from a military or story angle, has just one caveat: It would imply leading Godzilla into New Jersey, and not even this dumb version of it would go for that.
@gingersnap600410 жыл бұрын
TheBoringAddress So they could've taken out New Jersey too? We could have prevented Jersey Shore and Chris Christie from becoming things? They passed up the best plan ever!
@theawakened9410 жыл бұрын
the thing about godzilla is that godzilla is supposed to wreck and destroy buildings. The 4 elements that makes this movie suck is 1. Godzilla's design sucks 2.The actors/actresses suck 3.Godzilla lays eggs and 4. she doesn't fight off another monster
@arch9enius10 жыл бұрын
HeShe had laid eggs in the city, and would head straght back to sit on them. And cluck.
@KingRumar10 жыл бұрын
Oscar Debäck Can't blame the actors for piss poor writing and story development, many of them are actually respectable actors especially Jean Reno, this movie seriously hurt their careers.
@death-king18348 жыл бұрын
I don't think the line; ''That's a lot of fish'' was meant to be funny. I think it was just Broderick stating the painfully obvious.
@PrincessNinja0078 жыл бұрын
I think the joke was the look the other guy gave hin
@Questron718 жыл бұрын
The joke was the implied "Are you sure you are an expert for anything remotely related to what we are doing here???"
@christmasworld67957 жыл бұрын
For the fish line, he could say 'We're in a fishy situation.'
@teamvirus68957 жыл бұрын
That's a lot of fish.
@jeepowner28587 жыл бұрын
Team Virus really, you don't say
@rahulrajaram689110 жыл бұрын
independence day was an awesome movie!!!!
@XavierDuncan10 жыл бұрын
ikr
@bingisboy10 жыл бұрын
I hated it
@colinbrinson313010 жыл бұрын
Oh, and I'm guessing you thought transformers was a good movie too, they were both just as stupid. Oh and also, THE DAMN PRESIDENT WAS IN A FIGHTER JET!! Could anyone be more stupid than the guy who let the president fight ALIENS
@XavierDuncan10 жыл бұрын
its like saints row 4...MOTHER OF GOD
@XavierDuncan10 жыл бұрын
***** its a joke
@praxis578810 жыл бұрын
"The president of the United States gets in a jet to fight off aliens" I fail to see the problem with this concept
@kevinrodea265310 жыл бұрын
Besides the fact that the Military/Homeland Security/ Secret Service let the (Arguably) most powerful man in the world fight in an extremely life-threatening situation.
@christopherspaulding92839 жыл бұрын
The animated TV series was what this film should have been. A perfect example of how something can be better than its source material...
@ASR-Ansori9 жыл бұрын
The cartoon was decent, better than the movie no doubt, but better than the original Godzilla? No way, dude.
@christopherspaulding92839 жыл бұрын
A S R No no no, I meant the 1998 film being its source material. This Tristar franchise will never top the original Godzilla franchise, not even close..
@ASR-Ansori9 жыл бұрын
Christopher Spaulding AH, okay then :)
@Xarazel9 жыл бұрын
oh, the one with Godzookie??
@christopherspaulding92839 жыл бұрын
Xarazel No...the Tristar animated series based on this film.
@L0LWTF133710 жыл бұрын
Godzilla = nice lighter. Kangaroo = I dont understand what you are saying. seems legit.
@Irrelevant4029 жыл бұрын
12 year old me was super sad after the movie. I was a huge Godzilla fan since four years old and I was scratching my head wondering why this Godzilla was so weak and could not breathe fire and chasing stuff. If I ever met the director I'll demand my money back.
@Tinkatube8 жыл бұрын
12:49 It's not even breathing fire! It's just exploding cars and moving teh fire form them to mimic the radioactive flame breath of its superior! Aagh...
@TheSaberWolfDuchess8 жыл бұрын
Fanboys be hurtin' XD Don't get me wrong, though, I can see why.
@Tinkatube8 жыл бұрын
Emilia Rose Oh come on. You gotta admit: that's some serious BS. Like this thing could EVER be considered good in any way.
@TheSaberWolfDuchess8 жыл бұрын
Kai Uhll It is. I watched the scene again, and… **sigh**
@Tinkatube8 жыл бұрын
Emilia Rose Yeah. Unrelated fanboy tangent here: You know that saying in writing "Every rule in writing has an exception?" Like how "Rick and Morty" is a torture porn that is actually funny? Well, Japanese Godzilla breaks all the rules of -Continuity between sequels. Each Godzilla film is its own universe. It has no canon. Godzilla is a mutant T-Rex one movie, the next he's an ancient guardian, the next he's just there for no reason. One movie he's born on Monster Island, the next he's a space-time anomaly. *I even remember an episode calling back to other movies and getting all of the info wrong, like how they said an atomic heat ray destroyed Mothra and actually showed footage from teh movie of them using it. It had looked like it had been destroyed but it had not been. It was hilarious.* -Good writing. Godzilla films doesn't care. It's got all the plot holes, all the stereotype characters, all the complete a$$ pulls. -Good Voice acting. The voices are over the top (At least, in the dubbed versions.) They're hilarious and actually add. Matter of fact, the whole reason Godzilla is good is because of its ability to pull these traits off with flying colors. It'll always be fun to watch for me. I wish you were into Kaijuus so we could RP this sort of stuff.
@solarokcontinuum60138 жыл бұрын
How do I find you everywhere?
@knightflyte10 жыл бұрын
I think the "That's a lot of fish" line was a throw back to Jeff Goldbloom's "That's a pile of shit" in Jurassic Park.
@1ranjeeves219 жыл бұрын
Watching Godzilla is truly exhausting... by the end you're grateful it's over
@ElixirChallenge8 жыл бұрын
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@1ranjeeves218 жыл бұрын
ProSyndicateIII b
@Kimikachu2210 жыл бұрын
3:36 a nerdy and socially awkward guy who wears glasses in front of me.
@muskatDR9 жыл бұрын
Actually the reason they didnt show the monster wasnt clever advertising. They were just ashamed of how bad it looked
@ASR-Ansori9 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@JSage909 жыл бұрын
Actually they even failed at that! Kind of like the new Godzilla (2014) where toys came out before the actual movie, the same happened for this one. Toys came out before the movie and revealed what "Godzilla" was supposed to look like.
@liquidocelot59769 жыл бұрын
I could have pulled a more fearsome monster out of my ASS
@ASR-Ansori9 жыл бұрын
Liquid Ocelot Well, no shit! (pun intended) Shit is horrifying. Specially if it comes in diarrhea form.
@MrThuralion9 жыл бұрын
Isn't that clever advertising in itself though, knowing how shitty it looked they decided to not show it until you had bought a ticket lol
@TheSuperNyx9 жыл бұрын
Why did he get pissed when he breathed fire? That's Godzilla's signature move
@provenbeat33959 жыл бұрын
Krow's Nest Godzilla shoots beam of pure radiation, not fire.
@TheSuperNyx9 жыл бұрын
***** Right, thank you
@lulucool459 жыл бұрын
***** Really?
@provenbeat33959 жыл бұрын
lulucool45 Yes.
@lulucool459 жыл бұрын
***** Well, fire is more plausible.
@jasonc11810 жыл бұрын
0:01 No beard...you're not Doug.
@Bauglir1006 жыл бұрын
Watch the Mortal Kombat: Annihilation video.
@somerandolad5 жыл бұрын
That man is clearly an imposter
@blacksmartie88019 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's not like the French helped you fight the English for independence or anything. And you totally built the Statue of Liberty by yourselves! /sarcasm
@joshuawillis6029 жыл бұрын
Yes that's true and because of that the world expected them to become stronger and braver in the future but when WW2 came they surrendered easily. They fought hard in WW1 why did they chicken out in WW2? They basically humiliated themselves and half the world lost respect for them. I still respect the French but I see why people make fun of them.
@iiiiitsmagreta12409 жыл бұрын
Joshua Willis Well, they did sort of act like badasses afterwards, so that kinda makes up for it. I mean, when France surrendered, did their overseas colonies give up and wait for the Nazis? NO. Some guy gave them a badass speech, and they rallied together and became one of the front-line powers in the conflict. That's right - even after their humiliating surrender and occupation, the French were still kicking Nazi ass around the world.
@jfarrar199 жыл бұрын
Joshua Willis The french were cowards in WW2 because they feared a rehash of WW1, with another generation being wiped out.
@iiiiitsmagreta12409 жыл бұрын
jfarrar19 ...that's actually a pretty damn good reason to be a coward, in my opinion.
@darkmantlestudios9 жыл бұрын
jfarrar19 I thought it had more to do with the British running away, and taking most of the French troops with them back to Britain
@TheDrewcifur7 жыл бұрын
It was the taco Bell dog that got me to watch Godzilla. Here lizard lizard lizard. Here lizard lizard lizard. Uh oh. I think I need a bigger box.
@raidman373310 жыл бұрын
You all remember that animated series that followed this? I.... actually kinda liked it. That damn little robot with the Wilhelm scream....
@ceruleanwalker106910 жыл бұрын
jean reno. he is the king.
@trunksrocks110 жыл бұрын
Every single copy of this movie should be destroyed, it is an insult to Godzilla.
@ASR-Ansori9 жыл бұрын
***** Mainly Godzilla, there are much worse movies, but this is diarrhea rain to the Godzilla franchise.
@kausalkraken59519 жыл бұрын
Still better then the 2014 Godzilla movie.
@ASR-Ansori9 жыл бұрын
Casually Cataclysmic Nah, the 2014 movie is fairly better.
@helloSanders9 жыл бұрын
I can see how this was the 1998 American modernization of Godzilla. It was retardedly ripped off Jurassic Park with all the dinosaur hype. 2014 was a good year...
@GodzillavsChuckNoris9 жыл бұрын
Casually Cataclysmic No.
@JuanMunzerAsakura9 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact 1: Godzilla in Japanese (Gojira) is a corruption of Kujira, which means Whale. (it's a joke on Godzilla's size) Fun Fact 2: the director of this movie made it intentionally horrible because he hates Japanese culture. it's like I bombed a building because I hate the way it was built.
@ParusTheSavvy9 жыл бұрын
So... Like the World Trade Center bombing?
@abandonFandom9 жыл бұрын
Too soon, Patryk
@robbiewalker28319 жыл бұрын
JuanMunzerAsakura How ironic, considering that the later Godzilla film hardly focused much Godzilla at all. Only 7 minutes. I mean, sure Godzilla would fight different monsters, but I think him being solo would be more proper if you want newcomers to be properly introduced.
@JuanMunzerAsakura9 жыл бұрын
***** many more people have died through the years thanks to the US. and besides, he wasn't speaking about 9/11, he was speaking about the WTC Bombing, which happened before that, and didn't destroy the towers.
@robbiewalker28319 жыл бұрын
JuanMunzerAsakura What about what I said?
@marquiskrystal9 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that Siskel and Ebert took a shit on this movie after they tried to make fun of them in the film. Ebert even said that if they were going to do a Godzilla movie they should have went to someone more promising to do it.May the greatest critics rest in peace.
@xxEpicxGunnerxx10 жыл бұрын
Still trying to figure out why that's a lot of fish is still funny
@OneofDawnmist10 жыл бұрын
There's one thing the same and one thing different about this and the new Godzilla. The same: The ad campaign they launched for both was FUCKING BRILLIANT. The HALO jump in the new trailer established a brand-new form of badass that was to come. Oh, and the actual scene was just as awesome as the trailer made it look. NC already explained how the ad campaign for this one was great. The difference: The 2014 version wasn't a piece of shit. The acting (all of it) was exponentially better, and I actually think the focus on the human characters, even through the fight scene, helped distinguish it from all the other big-monster movies out there. Whereas this one was formulaic as FUCK, and in general was so bad that the original creators of Godzilla bought the rights to this version just to have the OG kick it's ass to the curb.
@PostgodAfterbirth10 жыл бұрын
I agree, and it's not exactly breaking tradition to write awkward human parts as the bulk of the film. A lot of people complain about the story and the human aspect of G14, I'm like "Yeah, what's new?" Try filling 140 minutes with monster fights and have success at the box office. (Though that would be a movie I would go to see. Twice.)
@levongevorgyan67899 жыл бұрын
Distinguished? That film was Rikki Tikki Tavi maximized! This movie actually showed Godzilla action ,that one was tease!
@OneofDawnmist9 жыл бұрын
Levon Gevorgyan There's a little thing called "building tension." Surely you've heard of it. Besides, Godzilla was never the main focus of the film- the human's reactions were. He's there to keep the protagonist on his toes and he does it damn good. If the new movie didn't have Godzilla in it I'm entirely sure people would be hailing it as one of the best films of the year, behind Interstellar of course. But of course people are laden with expectation for something that was never really a thing in the first place.
@AgentRedgrave9 жыл бұрын
Levon Gevorgyan "This movie actually showed Godzilla action ,that one was tease!" How Godzilla didn't appear in this one, the new one on the other hand had the biggedt Godzilla yet.
@0ctopusComp1etely10 жыл бұрын
Strangely, I think I really like NC's Nick Tatopoulos interpretation that is strangely obsessed with fish. Gives him that extra pizzazz to really liven up a character.
@enderborn686010 жыл бұрын
hizzaos
@0ctopusComp1etely10 жыл бұрын
EnderBorn Word.
@zjovanovic109 жыл бұрын
The 2014 Godzilla is about 3565465424 times better than this atrocity. It has better acting, writing, dialogue, CASTING, effects, music, and, of course, ACTION scenes. Here, the army makes FAR MORE damage than Godzilla. Wow, how bad is that? VERY bad, people, very bad.
@ASR-Ansori9 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that the 2014 movie is more faithful to the original Godzilla.
@zjovanovic109 жыл бұрын
That too, of course :) well noticed.
@emmettkrantz15209 жыл бұрын
zjovanovic10 I agree, 2014 just seemed more authentic for some reason.
@brandonborak99796 жыл бұрын
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@brandonborak99796 жыл бұрын
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@IristheVix10 жыл бұрын
Poppity Pop Pop Pop actually did make me chuckle.
@davebowman90008 жыл бұрын
How bad is it that I actually liked it. It's not like something Oscar-worthy or whatever but I did kinda liked it
@filmneek10 жыл бұрын
the new film looks incredible
@Anonomius010 жыл бұрын
That's probably what they said about the old one.
@rodney2x4810 жыл бұрын
It was awesome.
@AdamMichalMarkowski9 жыл бұрын
Hey! I actually felt sorry for Godzilla when it died!
@ASR-Ansori9 жыл бұрын
You mean Zilla. That thing right there dying is not Godzilla. Godzilla doesn't die like a pussy.
@kingofthegrill9 жыл бұрын
A S R Oh my god shut the fuck up. Nobody cares.
@raduvlad44299 жыл бұрын
Michael Ross he just tried to make that guy see that nobody cares...and how could he had done that if not by commenting?he said nobody as reffering to more people than himself
@tgsachris9 жыл бұрын
Michael Ross seriously? I dont care about Justin Beber (I also dont care how his name is spelled) but when people start annoying talking my ear about how much they hate him because he sucks at singing or some shit I let them know, quite loudly that I dont care. As would most people
@AdamMichalMarkowski9 жыл бұрын
tgsachris Can you guys calm down? A majestic, innocent creature died. Have some respect.
@DiegoRuiz19919 жыл бұрын
The whole "president flys a fighter jet" _plothole_ is not a plothole AT ALL. It might be silly but it's not a plothole. In the movie they say the president is a former jet fighter pilot and it is a freaking "do or die" moment so, yeah, you should have as many able men as possible About this movie, I think its main problem is that it is supposed to be Godzilla and they ignored the source material. That and the hide&seek going on and a couple mistakes more. Also, the "ripping off Jurassic Park", while true, it is quite stupid since all those things happened way before in horror movies
@Its_Lu_Bu10 жыл бұрын
Mr. Tackanovahumpashirerickydickyhampstermasterpollewannawallewannabingbangsupercalifragilisticknickknackpattywhackgivethedogabanananafofrescahickerydickeryhockitypockitywockangelinafranchesca III... Nice.
@psb900110 жыл бұрын
It's Tatopoulos.
@kirschakos8 жыл бұрын
"That's a lot of fish" I think is a reference to Jurassic Park's "that is one big pile of shit" line :)
@somerandolad2 жыл бұрын
Still doesn't excuse that horrible line, though.
@naruhina10099 жыл бұрын
I will say this. There IS a lizard that eats fish, and it's the kind of lizard that Zilla is. It's a freakin' Aquatic Iguana! They show it in the beginning of the movie!
@IronPiedmont8 жыл бұрын
I just want to point out, those French Agents weren't trying to help the Americans, they were there to cover the whole thing up because Zilla (Yes, I called it Zilla because it's not the real Godzilla) was created in French Polynesia where the French government was testing nuclear weapons which created Zilla in first place. And also, shout out to Toho Productions for having the real Godzilla giving that piece of shit the ass kicking it deserved.
@actionpants31388 жыл бұрын
I actually like the build of gojira better (if you recall its known by the cast as gojira not Godzilla) it's a lot more practical and frankly terrifying if done right, not just the nostalgia filled weak joke of how ridiculous a guy looks in a suit. Unfortunately this was not done right
@zacheryschmidt68378 жыл бұрын
i love it when this guy rages.
@ibnmianal-buna31769 жыл бұрын
Just like what Boromir said, "One does not simply make Matthew Brodrick show an emotion in a movie."
@alexfraser83528 жыл бұрын
Is it sad that this movie was my introduction to Godzilla?
@ArtistChibi8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Fraser No. It is not sad. Because the REAL Godzilla movies make mention and poke fun of this one. Literally. I, still, like this movie, but I don't see it as a Godzilla movie. More like....misinterpretation because of the fishing boat attacks.
@actionpants31388 жыл бұрын
I actually like the idea of this version better, it's something that COULD exist, it CAN have the "holy shit how epic" factor if done RIGHT, it's not just the weak joke of how ridiculous a guy in a suit looks, and the build of this Godzilla is a lot more practical and terrifying in my opinion. But unfortunately this is not done right
@tvsonicserbia51409 жыл бұрын
This movie misses all points of Godzilla,first and most importantly Godzilla was about America throwing atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki,so it makes no sense for it to take place in America,and second,why the heck is it CG,one of the best things about Godzilla was that it was all real,old ones do look dated,but some of them look really good with costumes,like Godzilla Vs. Destroyah.And even just as an unrelated monster movie it has terrible story,acting and script!Also,in that scene where "we're supposed to feel sorry for it" comes out another flaw of the movie,you can't feel sorry for it,because it has no personality,unlike other Godzilla movies!Man,I just love what they did to this Godzilla in the next Japanese version,that was really smart.Japanese Godzilla really defeated Zilla(this is what "Godzilla" from this movie is called in that movie).
@Carsonj139 жыл бұрын
TvSonic Serbia "The New York attack WAS Godzilla, right?" "That's what the American experts claim, but our guys have doubts..."
@tvsonicserbia51409 жыл бұрын
Also Final Wars
@IronPiedmont8 жыл бұрын
+Carsonj13 Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack. God I love that movie!
@scotch19936 ай бұрын
Spinosaurus (from Jurassic Park III) were largely pescatarian and lived near water to eat fish regularly. So yes lizards can eat fish.
@DarkLordDiablos9 жыл бұрын
The biggest question I always have in movies like this is "Why do we always try to kill it?" Granted in ID4 they attacked us first, but it happens all the time, which is just so stupid. Its no wonder why we haven't had any intelligent life make their presence known to the world because they know we'll just want to kill them. The original The Day the Earth Stood Still is a prime example of this as is the arrest of Superman in Man of Steel. Plus why is the Military always portrayed as being lead by people who either want to weaponise it or destroy it instead of intelligent people who will wonder why they are here or how the discovery can be used in a good way.
@FoXMaSteR00110 жыл бұрын
is it the guy in inspector gadget ? Oo
@DjTombax10 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@FoXMaSteR00110 жыл бұрын
that's why it's su*ks :p lol
@goldylover100010 жыл бұрын
Sucks is not a bad word
@FoXMaSteR00110 жыл бұрын
I take no risk with google+ :p
@DjTombax10 жыл бұрын
And Thief and the Cobbler.
@Mikoyo158 жыл бұрын
"....lame scene where we're suppose to feel sorry for it". i actually did feel sorry for Godzilla he wasnt really doing anything. he was just trying to gather food and find a place to nest
@AwkwardPasta0049 жыл бұрын
When the critic puts in "poppity pop pop pop", I actually giggled.
@Number9Robotic9 жыл бұрын
12:15 Wait, did they steal the music from Jurassic Park? The hell?
@jerrodhesby11289 жыл бұрын
AAHHH! HE'S CLEAN SHAVEN!
@xgray201210 жыл бұрын
I cracked at the "French helping out the Americans" part.
@JamesCPotter1310 жыл бұрын
I have discovered the perfect comeback to 'That's a lot of fish' Are you ready? THAT'S A LOT OF MONSTER.
@SpiritofBardock9 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Japan actually bought the rights to this monster, renamed it Zilla and had it killed in the shortest fight ever. Don't believe me, watch Godzilla: Final Wars
@SpiritofBardock9 жыл бұрын
Moon Man oh they did, it's one of the reasons that they made Final Wars
@thealiencommunicator10 жыл бұрын
1998 godzilla isn't to bad. you know, if you removed the godzilla name from it, and improved the CGI, you have an Ok monster film! oh, and if matthew broderick wasn't in it, that would add points.
@adrianck36010 жыл бұрын
"He'll be dead in a matter of seconds" LOL
@xenomorphic788710 жыл бұрын
WHY HELLO AGAIN
@MeisterReaper10 жыл бұрын
actually there are lizards that eat fish like Caiman Lizards, Crocodile Skinks, Sailfin Lizards, Chinese water dragons & Marine Iguanas.
@FryingBerries10 жыл бұрын
Everyone should check out godzilla animated series it's awesome :D
@ellnats10 жыл бұрын
OH COME ON!!!, the military destroys the city more then the monster, Just Like Always HEYOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@crzyflowrsan10 жыл бұрын
Micheal Jones of Rooster Teeth managed to successfully make "That's a lot of fish" humorous.
@AwkwardAndInnocent10 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe how many fish there were
@dsaleem239 жыл бұрын
The 2014 rendition of Godzilla was a hundred times better than this pile of shit.
@xeagaort9 жыл бұрын
And even that movie east good.
@xeagaort9 жыл бұрын
*wasnt
@celebi7349 жыл бұрын
xeagaort Why do a lot of people dislike the new Godzilla movie I don't get it. I thought it was awesome.
@dsaleem239 жыл бұрын
Celebi734 Me too. I loved the new godzilla movie, it was amazing.
@rdejano39 жыл бұрын
Celebi734 "LULZ ITS DUSN'T HEV TU MENY ACTUEN SCENES, SHEIT MOVIE LOOOOOL" That's what todays audience wants! The movie was trying to be like the original 1954 movie! I loved the new movie!
@BlazeingGoldReviews10 жыл бұрын
i dont care what anyone says i love godzilla
@Supersmashodsts810 жыл бұрын
15:34-15:45 or an Animated Television show that actually gives Zilla Jr. the true qualities of a Godzilla character
@xgray201210 жыл бұрын
I hope that the newer version will do a lot of justice to the franchise.
@51909relapseminem10 жыл бұрын
is it just me or does the sound effect for the the ground splitting apart at 12:00 sound like a piece of paper being ripped in half?
@joemutt3599 жыл бұрын
The first half of Stargate was awesome. Unfortunately the second half happened...Kurt Russel used to be my role model as a kid...until Stargate.
@HarduntheRanger10 жыл бұрын
I actually laugh my head off at "that's a lot of fish". It's just such a strange line.
@enby_kensei10 жыл бұрын
Actually, I think Matthew Broderick was pretty funny in Ferris Beuller's Day Off.
@annietheenigma85909 жыл бұрын
I love godzilla -_- but not this one and in fact, the Japanese have stated it, they HATE OUR GODZILLA AND I AGREE! This was THE AMERICAN godzilla and I hate it! I HATE OUR GODZILLA Which thanks to how much we fuckin shit on it the Japanese not only gave their Godzilla and ours less than 30 seconds in a fight which the few Americans THAT DID find it good wanted, they also called it a less name instead of the god name they called it Zilla, because they hated it so much. I watched nearly every movie with godzilla in it and found that the Japanese absolutely HATED it, they wanted us to make it better hence why the latest one they had it made by a completely DIFFERENT company. but when me and my brother saw it, being big fans we both literally thought. WHAT THE HELL AMERICA!!! YOU JUST SHIT ON GODZILLA!!! THIS IS GODZILLA HOW DARE AMERICA DO THIS ON GODZILLA!!!! HE"S NOT EVEN THE HEIGHT HE'S NOT EVEN BLOWING FIRE HE'S NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING APPROPRIATE TO THE ORIGINAL GODZILLA!!!!! GOD FUCKIN SHIT! Sorry had to tell it as it was. -_-
@Charisonic_5589 жыл бұрын
At least America redeemed godzilla in 2014
@annietheenigma85909 жыл бұрын
Charisonic558 I know I saw that too and that one was epic! I just wish he had more screen time :D
@Shadow07Warrior19898 жыл бұрын
+Annie Pollack He had around the same amount of screen time as around half the Toho films. It's not a valid complaint really.
@annietheenigma85908 жыл бұрын
Shadow07Warrior1989 How does his screentime from this version make my complain not count? I was referring to the battle in Tokyo S.O.S when Japanese had their Godzilla actually battle the American Zilla. Which only lasted about 16-30 seconds top with Godzilla just winning in one move. It was a statement about how mad Japanese were at what America did TO Godzilla VIA this movie back then that makes it evident they did not at all like what America did to their Godzilla, I'm aware they gave him the same screentime but personally, I think I'd rather not have seen Godzilla at all in this version if he was going to appear as an old man version of Godzilla. Even the Japanese bad guy stated in the English dub "I knew he was worthless that fish eating lizard, next!" That was more of a fact from the Japanese when you get the English dub of that movie and realize, eesh yeah they hate Zilla, with a passion, even I hated it because I knew the actual story of Godzilla, the origin and it didn't make sense. But the Japanese were just as pissed.
@Charisonic_5588 жыл бұрын
Annie Pollack it wasn't Tokyo S.O.S it was final wars. Plus I times, the battle took 12 seconds. FUCK YOU ZILLA
@violenceandpoetry9 жыл бұрын
Stargate the movie had its flaws, but the show was AWESOME
@samb.813410 жыл бұрын
Gotta thank the Nostalgia Critic on this one : that World Trade Center bombing reference always got me confused as a kid. I'm French and had no idea there had been a previous bombing. The guy mentions it, I do a double take and check again "But... I JUST saw the towers a few shots back? Are you from the future?".
@phabelgreene787510 жыл бұрын
14:07 I wonder how many takes it took for him to say this all at once.
@ArlanKels8 жыл бұрын
The cartoon sequel was way better than the movie. And that's saying something.
@cloudedthoughts25707 жыл бұрын
Totally. And I never even knew about it until recently. Surpasses the movie by far.
@sandernielsen80188 жыл бұрын
Atleast Godzilla looks better then Malbogia in that shitty Spawn movie
@Pacca6410 жыл бұрын
This actually spawned a very good TV show about the baby godzilla that comes out of the egg at the end. I recommend it, it's available on netflix.
@nekoprankster218410 жыл бұрын
This was the first Godzilla I ever saw, but I actually only saw the end part, starting with them in that building with all the babies.
@faolan168610 жыл бұрын
Let's hope the reboot is as awesome as it looks.
@darththeo10 жыл бұрын
Unless it is a guy in a rubber suit, it ain't a reboot.
@asheer911410 жыл бұрын
Darth Theo Have no fear, this time Big G is BIIIIG! ^_^
@quigglesmcgiggles10 жыл бұрын
God I hope there's a lot more fish in this one
@ASR-Ansori9 жыл бұрын
Darth Theo Hey, having a guy in a suit doesn't make a movie bad, ok?
@darththeo9 жыл бұрын
A S R I never said it did. I am saying that the Rubber suit makes it a Godzilla movie, imo.
@felixisdying297410 жыл бұрын
The Japanese Godzilla was way better. I was so disappointed.
@Lightscribe22510 жыл бұрын
Well AVGN mentions that even the Japanese thought this Godzilla was pretty stupid, so much so that they included this version of Godzilla into one of their movies, where it had its ass kicked in a few seconds by the real Godzilla.
@JackieFuckingChan10 жыл бұрын
that's an adorable anime icon. are you a girl?
@dwarfbunni9 жыл бұрын
I remember those bus ads, I never saw the movie and had no fucking idea what the hell the ads were for...
@zillafire1019 жыл бұрын
12:36 It's funny, at that moment, one of the guys who played the original Godzilla literally rage-quit the movie, and left the theater in anger, saying it lacked the spirit of the original. Gotta wonder why Toho let this turd out of the bag.
@VoodooRaisins10 жыл бұрын
I actually liked this movie.
@lastswordfighter10 жыл бұрын
@TheWing235 Did pay attention to the movie at all? The first scene in the movie takes place in some French islands that were used for nuclear testing in real life. They show an iguana coming out of the ocean and laying eggs on one of the nuked islands. GINO isn't a dinosaur but a giant mutated iguana.
@chrisfields40929 жыл бұрын
So I have noticed A LOT of people just rip and upload these vids to their own channel to leech hits from someone else's hard work. Good job.