"She was killed in a car accident with my father, and they're both dead." I think the fact that they were killed implies that they're dead, Julie.

I always like it when i suddenly find a secret Nostalgia critic review tucked away in the forgotten corners of the internet.

Who noticed Critic put on a bow tie for the Worst Exposition Award? Nice touch.

Geez every guy Julie came in contact with tries to beat her up or sexually harass her.

ahhh...gotta love 35 year old high school kids

You ever wonder if Shyamalan was watching this movie, saw the award-winning exposition scene, and thought to himself, "That's how it's done! Explaining everything with no emotion or visual direction! I now know what I must do to make my director career a success!!!"

All the dudes in this movie look over 30.

students? they look old enough to play the teachers

That Miyagi fight scene was so poorly choreographed. I wonder if Pat Morita ever felt like the writers didn't respect him when they make him speak in that exaggerated broken English.

Wow, so many great movies came out in 1984. Gremlins, Ghostbusters, Terminator, Karate Kid, Nightmare on Elm Street, Woobly Bobble and the Amazing Poopamawutzit Chapter II: Electric Boogaloo...

"Aw...Don't make me run. I'm filled with pork chops and syrup." Get's me everytime

So, I think the lesson we all learned from this is to not hire a crazy military guy to be the head of high school security. Good lesson. I think we'll all remember that for a long time.

lol "What does my fist + your face equal" XD

In my high school, we actually had a school security that took classes in Ju-Jitsu and Kickboxing. We took Ju-Jitsu for learning how to disarm the opponent and take the fight to the ground (if necessary) and Kickboxing in case we needed more than just throws. It actually did work quite well too. We barely had any bullies in school because of that. Edit: However, we did have some problems with it. For example, in one instance of ASS (After-School-Suspension and yes we all chuckled when we first heard that), we had 2 bullies who tried to surprise one of the officers (mainly cause they were the only kids in ASS at the time). Luckily, he was very trained for this situation (mostly because he took Muay Thai before training even started for the other officers) and actually broke one of the kids' arms by getting them in a standing arm bar. Twice actually. The first time, he gave them both an option to surrender and stop trying to cause more trouble, so the kids said they will. But then, like an idiot, one of them tried to sucker punch him, and so he got his arm broken after that. And I guess the other kid got scared because of that, because he was barely anywhere outside of the main classes He got suspended for the rest of the year (which wasn't even a whole lot cause this was in the 2nd semester), but he was seen as a hero afterwards. Crazy to think about now that I mention it

The moment she said "its just a car" to a 442 i knew i was going to hate her

That "school security" reminds me of a Swedish novel by Jan Gillou called Ondskan (Swedish for "evil"). The novel is set in 50's Sweden and tells about a violent teenage boy who gets expelled from his school, only to end up in an elite school where a "school council" consisting of bullies from rich families are allowed to abuse younger students in the name of "order", while the teachers don't do shit, and one of the teachers is a Nazi. In the end, the boy defeats the bullies and after graduating, he returns home to teach his abusive father a lesson. It's a good novel and the movie adaptation wasn't bad either.

Not every day you see Mr Miyagi kicking Sam Fisher's ass...

In the first movie, Mr. Miyagi tells Daniel that he never taught anyone karate before. And Miyagi is doing sand the floor on the car, not wax on. The director didnt have a clue about the karate kid.

MIYAGI WINS. FLAWLESS VICTORY. BLOWALITY.

This remembers me of the dude making security at the railway station. He was such an overwhelming psychopath. We miss him so much.

Ha, that high school bully reminds me of Ben Stiller in Dodgeball.

I actually really like some of Mr. Miyagi's dialogue from this movie.

Totally saw the reference to "Mary Poppins" coming whenever Swank talks about "feeding her bird."

What was so bad about Karate Kid Part 3? It wasn't really that much of a copycat of the original. It was actually a good idea to have the villain from the first film in there because it's nice to see a bit of why he is as bad as he is. We were told that he went to war once and the war's torture did a lot of psychological damage. Plus they showed that the relationship between Daniel and Mr. Miyagi wasn't perfect, and that Mr. Miyagi, after being with Daniel for 9 months, had started to view Daniel like family.

"There is no killing here." "That's a stupid rule" ... Anyone else think that can be taken the wrong way?

this franchise started out in perfect balance, harmony you might say... that all changed when the sequels attacked

Your self punch to the face slapstick was actually very good. Like professional vaudeville quality.

Julie: "Well that's a stupid rule." Critic imitating Miyagi: "Aw naw you didnt." Lol!

So the bad guys of this film are introduced with Movin' on Up by M People playing. Not exactly a sinister sound to show they're the antagonists, it's more a sound for camp, dance environment.

16:40 A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!

Watching this in 2020 kills both your eyes and ears

Lol. This movie is fucking hilarious.

First we had Cyber Monks, now we have Bowling Monks.

Why the heck are the "bullys" waiting in the school at night for someone to come? wtf...

Lmao he bitch slapped him @ 19:29

oh god no matter what the bungee jump scene at the dance still makes me lose my shit. LOL

12:00 Nice dubbing Doug. I don't know what smonks are but I'd like to find out

I wish they had the original karate kid as well as the girl in this.

the guy in the second movie, wasn't miagi's brother but his' best friend, before the fight they had because of the woman they both loved. there's also a part when miagi explains how his family's karate is passed on from father to son and how his father made an exception for his friend, to teach him.

The Next Karate Kid and The Karate Kid III are the ones I actually remember seeing growing up, so they're the ones nostalgic for me. I love 'em for it, and don't think they're bad movies.

"Fighting not good. But if must fight... Win." Umm... Didn't you say the complete opposite in the first Karate Kid movie? .._.

"That board killed my family...family...family"

When the cop stopped running after her all I thought about was the movie Superbad "he's a freak, he's the fastest kid alive" lol

4;47 "Don't make me run, I'm filled with pork chops and syrup." ROFLMAO it kills me every time.

Dude... the Next Karate Kid is my second favourite. My first is Karate Kid II. I loved Julie as a character. Feeding a sick Hawk.... and... that scene with the cops is fairly accurate in my life I've found. The weird psycho teacher... is pretty normal in midwestern schools... I thought so any ways. Keep in mind, Julie is the closest to a strong female character that exists in a lot of the media. Seriously... go through media with strong female roles... and put Julie compared to the rest of them. Julie vs. the really rapey student security group. Seriously... every villain in this movie was, "Imma gonna rape you Julie" It is on par with every bad person being all, "you have a purdy mouth... I bet you squeal like a pig." As per what those guys were doing in the dance: trying to impress a girl. I've had guys do that all the time for me. Murder becomes part of the job when there is a cute girl you want to bone. Just... trust me on that.

One of the worst sequels ever! The 3rd one I consider as a guilty pleasure.🎬😣😀

+LeisureSuitRantFiend 3:06 It's funny that he didn't add in Whitney Houston: "My Name is NOT SUSAN!" :-D

Anyone else just figure out this review existed? There's always that one NC review you find randomly on the interwebs.

This movie wasn't a masterpiece, but it was entertaining with Miyagi returning. It's a classic. Too bad they didn't have some role or at least a cameo for Daniel-san. This and Karate Kid III weren't that good sequels, but they had some good parts nonetheless.

My fist plus your face? A BLACK EYE!!! Can I get that cookie now?

"some kid drops a candy bar wrapper, you make him pick it up...AND EAT IT!" had me laughing.

I think the macchio's character from the first 3 movies is the father of swank's father in this movie

And the award for worst exposition to be uttered in a movie goes to...... THE NEXT KARATE KID!! (Applause) YOU SUCK!!!!!😀😀😀😄 My reaction= 😆😆😆😆(laughter)

This movie hurts as a huge fan of the first two movies

3:20 so when the nostalgia critic becomes an announcer, his tie TRANSFORMS into a bowtie.... I want one of those!

I liked that psycho who was training the school security. "Finish him off!" lol he took it a little TOO seriously methinks

So like where the hell is Daniel-san? Is he even mentioned at all in this movie?!?!?!

To its credit at least this was better than the remake with Jackie chan

18:12 My favourite Nostalgia Critic facial expression.

Lol, "SUSAN!"

It should actually be julie-kun and daniel-kun, not san. When refering to someone lower down the food chain, you use the suffix kun. San is for people above you, authority figures, elders, etc. If they are younger, subordiante, etc. or on equal footing, then you use kun. WHY DOES NO-ONE KNOW THIS?! IT'S JAPANESE 101!!!

Mike Ironside ...why did you do this film

If you can count how many times she was on screen with that hair style and a smile, that many.

'now if you'll excuse me, there's a fly I have to go crush with my chopsticks.' oh, priceless.

Wait a second...a legitimate question was made during this review...how the flying fuck did Julie knew that the bird was a girl? O_o...she doesn't seem to know anything other than to attract perverts who are into rape and beating and pouting and yelling and complaining so...how did she even figured out? O_O

What a cockroach killer

7:40 what every non-car person says "It's just a car"

I loved this movie as a kid... I know it's not that great, but back then there just weren't many films starring a female protagonist who actually /fought/ for her cause. The only other two I can think of are Mulan and Nausicaa: Of the Valley of the Wind. As a young girl who ended up in martial arts, this film was a big source of inspiration for me.

still better than the new karate kid with jackie chan

even as a little kid I knew this movie sucked.

At times, Nostalgia Critic really sounds like one of the MST3K commentators.

10:07 😑 One does not simply walk away from that timeless "Wax on, wax off" scene.

I think the film looks pretty good.

Don't think that fair to the 3. Reich, at least they had cool uniforms and did what they promise, not like them who were there to protect the Schoo.

"What does one fist + your face equal?" LOL!

i also wonder how much English Pat Morita knew. i bet by this point he was telling the directors "hey man, you do know my English is pretty good right? even if it wasn't, why would I constantly be speaking in the 3rd person? it just doesn't make sense. would my speaking english like a human hurt the movie? he asked. Adding "I'm not a Japanese robot. I mean, I still have the accent. Do I really have to start every sentence with Miagi say or Miagi think...?"

Miyagi awesome. Miyagi is God

I like Karate Kid 2 more than one to be honest its a really interesting expansion of the franchise universe

"I'M MR. MIYAGI BIIIIYAAATCCCHH!!" Best line in this review.

This movie was on Zoog Disney all the time when I was 6-7 years old. It outrages me that they opted to show this over a renowned classic.

I love the Karate Kid movies all them they are fun to watch but i did not like the fucking remake to me it fucking sucks like all remakes

16:41 ALLAHU AKBAR

Best line in the review, "Don't make me run, I'm filled with porkchops and syrup..."

The Nostalgia Critic looked so cute in his tuxedo. :)

Miyagi, why do you say that death is unfair? Death is the most fair thing in existence. No matter how young or old, rich or poor, nice or a$$, we all die at some point.

"Here's a math problem: what does my fist plus your face equal?" LOL!!

18:10 ....shane from the shield?? is that you with hair? hahaha

Nostalgia Critic should just have a category on his show for actors who are going to go one to more important roles.

he has a awesome voice

"Gee, I wonder if this is the villain?" Doug. "He is Sam Fisher, he is the Splinter Cell, get it right!" Me.

Yes, 'Tis a good muppet indeed XD This is one of my favorite reviews to watch (a review which ironically I get nostalgic for), plus Karate Kid one and two were the jam during childhood, I still have memories of watching the original at my childhood best friend's house during a sleepover (good times).

Great job on this, I laughed the whole time!

I think the closest Sean Bean came to not dying was being turned into a dragon statue at the end of TES IV: Oblivion :D

"That's impossible!" "That... is why you fail."

What's funny is that Michael Ironside has a more badass real last name than his character.

So Hilary was 19 or 20 when this was filmed (born in '74)! I knew she looked and sounded older than a teenager!

I was eating porkchops and syrup when he said that porkchops and syrup comment

Rabbit screams at Tigger . . . who sort of deserves it. I would get ticked, too, if someone bounced through my carrot patch and ruined everything. Lol.

The first Karate Kid movie rocks. So much to love about it. I could make a list, but I guess that would seem a bit obsessive. LOL

10:17 And that's how Boys Don't Cry was made.