"Not fun being an introvert." 🎤: Mark Normand

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Comedy Central Stand-Up

Comedy Central Stand-Up

Жыл бұрын

An introvert’s biggest fear.
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@GyminiFit
@GyminiFit Жыл бұрын
The amount of times I've said "f*ck" to myself when I need to spend more time with people 😂
@sfr2107
@sfr2107 Жыл бұрын
The accuracyyyyyy
@larrygraham4875
@larrygraham4875 Жыл бұрын
As I've gotten older those thoughts have started leaking out 😁
@commentcrusader3809
@commentcrusader3809 11 ай бұрын
And I bet you complain about how lonely you are, too.
@GyminiFit
@GyminiFit 11 ай бұрын
@commentcrusader3809 you clearly don't understand how introverts work.
@commentcrusader3809
@commentcrusader3809 11 ай бұрын
@@GyminiFit “introvert” doesn’t mean “Recluse”
@Peterisnowhere
@Peterisnowhere Жыл бұрын
“Back on the clock” that is so accurate!
@tamerajasmine
@tamerajasmine Жыл бұрын
fr😂
@artsypurplewitch
@artsypurplewitch Жыл бұрын
That's why I stopped creating fake excuses to get out of social situations. Instead, I make plans for immediately after any events. I always 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 to leave lol
@hiepphambui3941
@hiepphambui3941 Жыл бұрын
I assume you have some videotapes to return
@anujsrawat
@anujsrawat Жыл бұрын
What sort of plan you come up with that o one questioned you for leaving that situation... 🤔
@artsypurplewitch
@artsypurplewitch Жыл бұрын
@Anuj S Rawat sometimes it involves work. I do commissioned artwork. I need to work whenever possible since portraits take a long time. Appointments are always good reasons. My job involves lots of appointments lol
@DeadwattZombieKing
@DeadwattZombieKing Жыл бұрын
That sounds way more expensive lol. "Yeah, I'll come to the park and hangout....can't stay long. I bought tickets to the 'Raffle Boys' show down the street. Not sure who they are and I doubt I like it but I'm...definitely busy"
@VulpixelBee
@VulpixelBee Жыл бұрын
You hanging with a friend at the mall or something and then when you part ways, "sorry I got a dentist appointment, byyyye!"
@swivels
@swivels Жыл бұрын
Introverts unite! (Separately, of course.)
@marcodallolio9746
@marcodallolio9746 Жыл бұрын
In small groups, with no small talk
@sylvester5857
@sylvester5857 11 ай бұрын
@@marcodallolio9746in no groups. Solo acts.
@D-Rock420
@D-Rock420 Жыл бұрын
When people clapped when he asked if there were introverts there, he should have said "liars!" 😊😅
@singingwindrider9881
@singingwindrider9881 Жыл бұрын
For real......being around ppl can b so exhausting!
@kaiquesilva535
@kaiquesilva535 Жыл бұрын
As a fellow introvert, I hate when I say good bye and the person asks which direction/place I am going and they happen to be going the same direction/place and now we have to go together... unless we have the same interests or said person talks a lot... it’s bound to be awkward because I ain’t opening my mouth.
@OwnedEpicStyle
@OwnedEpicStyle Жыл бұрын
Hey pal that’s exactly what the fucking video is about
@lchrlstlanl
@lchrlstlanl Жыл бұрын
​@@OwnedEpicStylefor real haha
@OwnedEpicStyle
@OwnedEpicStyle Жыл бұрын
@@lchrlstlanl being introverted is the least of dudes problems lmao
@Timosha__
@Timosha__ Жыл бұрын
Don't forget about preparing a speech and clearing your throat before calling somebody who's not your friend.
@krismine99
@krismine99 Жыл бұрын
I have to call field agents as part my job, literally typing up everything, pulling up all the additional info I could need, to both delay and make sure I can have the correct conversation. Stressful as flip
@seankelly3540
@seankelly3540 Жыл бұрын
Any time I call anyone I write a whole script first. Like noted for giving a presentation. The worst part is I'm an extrovert, but I've trained my way into introvertedness through life circumstances
@whizkidd2227
@whizkidd2227 Жыл бұрын
Lol back on the clock😂😂😂
@mattsapero1896
@mattsapero1896 Жыл бұрын
I rode that 6 train at night a lot. Always felt like I was in a movie from the 70s.
@poesia-com-cafeina
@poesia-com-cafeina Жыл бұрын
It's especially hard to be an introvert in America where the culture is built for extroverts
@sagesufferswell
@sagesufferswell Жыл бұрын
I think it's rooted in ableism. if you're intellectually or physically disabled, mentally ill, neurodivergent, deaf, mute, etc it can be almost impossible to get around, communicate with people appropriately and follow all social norms. it's all a big bizarre chess game we created to make life harder so only certain people can handle it and everyone else can just be blamed for being lazy.
@A6Legit
@A6Legit Жыл бұрын
Not hard to be, but harder to succeed
@theonlineanimal6009
@theonlineanimal6009 Жыл бұрын
​@Sage of Suffering it's not built by design. life is just hard in general. weather in society. or out in the wild. people that can't communicate are at a disadvantage in life. because life ain't fair.
@jacobae
@jacobae Жыл бұрын
ayo your username?? lol
@Crybunni_
@Crybunni_ Жыл бұрын
I like ur username lol
@justjokes-shorts9239
@justjokes-shorts9239 Жыл бұрын
Before speaking to someone who is not a friend, remember to practice your speech and clear your throat.
@geekdiggy
@geekdiggy 10 ай бұрын
being an introvert in this situation is like getting ready to clock out for the day then your supervisor asks you to stay and work overtime.
@AdelTheForsaken
@AdelTheForsaken Жыл бұрын
Extraverted introvert here. You can be both. I can people but I can't wait to be alone...... all the time!!!
@jenp27
@jenp27 Жыл бұрын
Being both is ambivert
@Chaimelo
@Chaimelo Жыл бұрын
Introverted people don't necessarily hate hanging out with people. The difference is that introverts recharge their batteries by being alone, and extroverts do it via social interaction
@akashsaha7994
@akashsaha7994 Жыл бұрын
So fucking relatable
@daniellesworld4491
@daniellesworld4491 Жыл бұрын
My dad is an introvert as well as myself….. my life was pretty quiet growing up 🤣🤣 now when I visit him we both just sit in the living room watching tv saying maybe about 10 words to eachother 😂😂
@daviddaponte2228
@daviddaponte2228 Жыл бұрын
1000%. Me.. i can't be around people for to long.. and I hate big crowds
@DizzleEdits
@DizzleEdits Жыл бұрын
This hits so deep haha, quite an inspiration to see an introvert have this type of job and be as successful as mark ❤️
@chocobeachboy1
@chocobeachboy1 Жыл бұрын
Damn energy vampires!!! 😂😂😂
@spacemama
@spacemama Жыл бұрын
That comical moment of panic🤣 reminds me of Mr. Furley
@dudeman9550
@dudeman9550 11 ай бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
@rootkite
@rootkite Жыл бұрын
Normand is so on point always! 🎉 I'm ambivert, basically, so it depends on the context or set/setting whether I want to be alone or not. Mostly I do feel like being "on the clock" around others though. Thx so much to Mark (I mean Kevin Hart), for putting so many naunced experiences into words, hilariously & lightning-quick! ❤
@anibal5845
@anibal5845 11 ай бұрын
I don't even lie, i just say "I'm tired and have to go".
@saundracarter-hebert
@saundracarter-hebert Жыл бұрын
So true! I’ve left work late on no less than three occasions to avoid having to make the trip with a co-worker😅
@tjaspire
@tjaspire 10 ай бұрын
I'm starting to believe that everyone is an introvert, but they have to adapt in social situations.
@thulema
@thulema Жыл бұрын
Human : "What train you taking?" Me: "The one you're not on" Actually, I'd make a lame excuse about how my train is realllly inconvenient. Here's another good one: Human: See you later!! Me: Not if I see you first 😐
@winterso8589
@winterso8589 Жыл бұрын
That pause as my inner self is screaming 😱 NOOOO is too accurate 😂
@sYndROCK
@sYndROCK Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite bits of his because this hits home so hard.
@ibe6524
@ibe6524 Жыл бұрын
Hearing that he's an introvert makes a lot of sense. He always seems a bit distant in some way.
@yvjohns
@yvjohns Жыл бұрын
Yes, he really does. And then he's a fascinating type insofar as he has chosen a fairly extroverted 'coping strategy' in doing comedy - on the one hand, and on the other it's clear that comedy is also some way of hiding your true self... And then his whole style is so very thoughtful, literally just full of thoughts and very densely packed too and this clearly comes from the depths of introversion...
@demim.9203
@demim.9203 Жыл бұрын
That train bit was hilarious and so Relatable!!
@thegeekwithin91
@thegeekwithin91 10 ай бұрын
That moment of fear when the other person asks you what train are you getting is so fucking accurate.
@7johnson
@7johnson Жыл бұрын
You are presently my second favorite comedian
@elizabethcazares6747
@elizabethcazares6747 Жыл бұрын
Introvert here......Hahahaha. I've been there too before... Tryna avoid the others.... Yea, I'll wait for that next train-- meanwhile chill in the bathroom, or act like I'm on a call😂😂😂😂
@source5729
@source5729 Жыл бұрын
SOOOOO TRUE
@ericerickson711
@ericerickson711 11 ай бұрын
“back on the clock” 🤣
@PupStunt24
@PupStunt24 Жыл бұрын
The microphone matches his shirt. 😂😂
@Jotaro-o
@Jotaro-o Жыл бұрын
For me it's when I'm grocery shopping with my parents and they run into a friend and start talking nonstop about everything, and you're forced to socialize too because you don't want to seem rude or like a weirdo just standing there and pretending to look around for things when you've already picked up everything you came to buy.
@Scarletraven87
@Scarletraven87 Жыл бұрын
try with "Hopefully not yours" Works like a charm. Actually, an un-charm in this case.
@SunnieAllen
@SunnieAllen Жыл бұрын
I felt it literally when he paused 😂😂😂
@angeleyesgreen1586
@angeleyesgreen1586 Жыл бұрын
What train ya takin'? My immediate,gut response: None of your business. Oh my God, why do you even want to know? Please go away
@theonlineanimal6009
@theonlineanimal6009 Жыл бұрын
you want to say it... but you never do
@nonenone9892
@nonenone9892 Жыл бұрын
​@@theonlineanimal6009 At a certain point , being older you have less time to bs and sit inside yourself excruciating for the others pleasure and you will say something curt. Easiest way to get them away and end it.
@124thursdays3
@124thursdays3 Жыл бұрын
This is so real.
@karolkozak64
@karolkozak64 10 ай бұрын
An introvert hanging out with someone they barely know is not a discussion. That’s an interrogation…
@MatthewRodarte
@MatthewRodarte Жыл бұрын
Small talk continues 😂
@Blas4ublasphemy
@Blas4ublasphemy Жыл бұрын
LOL at stand up comedian introvert, kind of like when people are very surprised I'm a good salesman despite hating most everyone...
@Bingbong1226
@Bingbong1226 Жыл бұрын
I'm like 50/50 introvert. When I'm at the store I don't mind tiny conversation standing in the line with chatty Cathy. If I'm at the bus stop I don't mind talking but some people don't stop the conversation when it shows up and the whole time I'm just like "Damnit...I'm about to hit the next stop"😂
@astridediva
@astridediva Жыл бұрын
I always clock out of work late . Not cause I’m busy but because I don’t want to interact with my coworkers
@WillEDC
@WillEDC Жыл бұрын
Taking the long way home to avoid people
@archive8080
@archive8080 11 ай бұрын
It really is work. Many of us can be the life of the party but it's exhausting.
@soniaz8874
@soniaz8874 Жыл бұрын
Facts!
@grouchyblackman
@grouchyblackman Жыл бұрын
Kevin knows me so well!
@IM1EYE
@IM1EYE Жыл бұрын
So damn true 🤣🥲
@kingwesleyXIV
@kingwesleyXIV Жыл бұрын
He is not worng though 😂😂😂 talking from my own experience as an introvert
@fabioconcato5945
@fabioconcato5945 11 ай бұрын
If he was an introvert he would be doing a different job...
@staceywilliams9093
@staceywilliams9093 Жыл бұрын
Yes!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@youtubechannel5429
@youtubechannel5429 Жыл бұрын
Being around people can be work for extroverts too you know
@Hamless_Kiwi
@Hamless_Kiwi Жыл бұрын
Hahaha that’s so relatable w
@purplesky416
@purplesky416 Жыл бұрын
As an extrovert with anxiety disorder I can relate🤣
@2esc2esc
@2esc2esc Жыл бұрын
I would say you need to be a extrovert to be a stand up comedian.
@ginamilligan9385
@ginamilligan9385 Жыл бұрын
The truth is blinding in this one. It sucks being an introvert w/the personality & magnetism of a really charming extrovert. Yup. Fml.
@-KMA-
@-KMA- 10 ай бұрын
Yea people at work think I’m a bitch because I don’t make small talk with people really :( it’s not purposeful I just find it hard to talk to random people sometimes
@sydneywoodward4875
@sydneywoodward4875 Жыл бұрын
That’s me
@justdoingstufffr
@justdoingstufffr Жыл бұрын
I feel like as an introvert I attract more situations like this than non introverts. That and the saying bye and walking the same way🤢🤮
@sadgirlsunday
@sadgirlsunday Жыл бұрын
i’m an introvert & my last job being a body contouring tech was so emotionally & mentally draining for me bc of how much i had to interact & talk to clients. id feel so dead by noon/1pm.
@nonenone9892
@nonenone9892 Жыл бұрын
very good for you, must have been excruciating. I'm unable to work jobs outside of my art making.
@lauriep6831
@lauriep6831 Жыл бұрын
This is so so true!
@erikadelgaardnielsen9391
@erikadelgaardnielsen9391 Жыл бұрын
TRUE 😂😂😂😂
@CyberMew
@CyberMew Жыл бұрын
F so true 😂😂
@yuliyavlasik4811
@yuliyavlasik4811 Жыл бұрын
I have a hack 😂 just say I don’t know yet, how about you? Get their answer and take a different one 😂
@skkygavin9509
@skkygavin9509 Жыл бұрын
I’m an amber-vert so think of an extrovert that hates parties and is scared of the outside world
@celiasjoblom1795
@celiasjoblom1795 10 ай бұрын
Me when I have to go through a huge crowd of people: F*CK! Me when I have to talk to someone: F*CK! Me in the grocery store when someone I know comes up to me: F*CK!! Me when I'm alone: :) Peace at last.
@GVGandolfo
@GVGandolfo Жыл бұрын
I’ve manifested the lifestyle of a house cat 🐈‍⬛ ( except, I live alone 💰) but, **clearly** I don’t need you although simultaneously, I desire to give and receive affection 😻 sometimes and every now and then.
@jennapowell2278
@jennapowell2278 10 ай бұрын
So true
@gaeldilamh2572
@gaeldilamh2572 Жыл бұрын
My life
@brandongovreau9218
@brandongovreau9218 Жыл бұрын
is this Norm Macdonald when he was younger when he was 18 or something
@randomdisplayname
@randomdisplayname Жыл бұрын
Abso-fucking-lutely.
@StandFree
@StandFree Жыл бұрын
Idk if that’s being an introvert… just being social with people who aren’t in your closest circle is always work.
@nonenone9892
@nonenone9892 Жыл бұрын
Having a close circle is work.
@hahamasala
@hahamasala Жыл бұрын
Two introverts walk into a bar... and nothing happens. 😂
@nilsalmgren4492
@nilsalmgren4492 Жыл бұрын
Real introverts would not respond.
@rosierosie6032
@rosierosie6032 Жыл бұрын
Introverted people pleasers are like *Pulls over robber* Cop :Put your hands behind your back Robber : Yeah what are you gonna do *Puts gun down* Cop:Oh nothing! Have a agod day sir,also here's my gun.. oo also you need a ride! No. Okay alrighty have a good day bud!
@Luckimee
@Luckimee 11 ай бұрын
What train ya takin? 😳
@caketoyourears6533
@caketoyourears6533 Жыл бұрын
Need an out man we need an out
@mwangi8623
@mwangi8623 6 ай бұрын
real
@robs.1868
@robs.1868 2 ай бұрын
I’m on a Mark Normand rabbit hole. Is this man on the spectrum? He feels a little spectrumy.
@mikepotter4109
@mikepotter4109 11 ай бұрын
lol, none ya
@tigbeast5257
@tigbeast5257 11 ай бұрын
Starting to lose it
@lindaleelaw5277
@lindaleelaw5277 Жыл бұрын
SO get therapy and learn to ..Geeze people CHOOSE to handicap themselves then want " you poor dear ". Im sick of people feeling like they should just be accepted The Art of Conversation learn it or die alone and miserable
@celiasjoblom1795
@celiasjoblom1795 10 ай бұрын
I'd rather die alone than be a part of this fucked up society. People think you should be just like them and socialize all the time and if you don't they label you as a psycho or a weirdo. People can keep their society because it's fucked up.
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