From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 117 111 29 89 9 / notoriouspeepop / notoriouspeepop Support the boys: / mssecretpod #MattAndShaneSecretPodcast #ShaneGillis #MattMcCusker #MSSP
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@flangecorp9789 Жыл бұрын
The hungover ‘anxiety wank with enhanced headache’ bit, really resonated.
@devanman79209 ай бұрын
I know haha
@georgeptolemy72609 ай бұрын
Disturbingly so.
@williampacult94319 ай бұрын
The hangover is next level when you have to just quit right in the middle because you realize it isn’t happening.
@grezzoh26148 ай бұрын
@@devanman7920😮😮😅
@dixonhill11087 ай бұрын
The real trick is to not cum and eat and drink while beating. Your sex drive allows you to stomach food and water. I quit drinking in 2014, but it made the last year of drinking way more fun. I'd normally be unable to drink or eat for hours.
@seffr3790 Жыл бұрын
You ether die an alcoholic or live long enough to become Bert kreischer
@Exetiium Жыл бұрын
You just single-handedly convinced me to fall back off the wagon, thank you.
@seffr3790 Жыл бұрын
@@Exetiium god speed brother
@publius93506 ай бұрын
Trying to decide which would be more depressing. 🤔
@Superdog-gr5yh11 күн бұрын
Delusion is the best base for MMA
@InnerDness Жыл бұрын
My parasocial relationship with Shane is the inverse of my parasocial relstionship with Bert. Bert makes me think "boy I really oughta put down thw sauce", but Shane makes me think "nah I'm good dude, needing to be drunk to fall asleep is normal I'm just out here dawgin it, mama Dness didnt raise no quitter".
@bl00df4rt Жыл бұрын
That’s because Shane is funny comedian and Bert is a fucking clown.
@InnerDness Жыл бұрын
@@bl00df4rtit's more because Bert seems delusional, like he's lying to himself and making excuses. Shane seems more self-aware and honest. Their respective funniness is probably a consequence of that.
@DatBoi-mo9vc Жыл бұрын
Also the fact that Burt seems much closer to death than Shane does, since he drinks mostly hard liquor and is like 55
@thebalance4207 Жыл бұрын
Damn dude are you a mind reader? Lol truth.
@SosukeAizen748 Жыл бұрын
Bert is also not funny
@lkucare Жыл бұрын
Never stop the booze. Become a yellow dawg
@LoLo_1997 Жыл бұрын
Oh shit 😂😂😂
@dylano3133 Жыл бұрын
The jaun-dawgs
@pupintheturdiii Жыл бұрын
Jaun dwaging
@jimmyrustler8983 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget those shaky dawgs too.
@Garrettm31 Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyrustler8983golden retrievers unite
@Bassmasterwitacaster6 ай бұрын
Middle of the night, me and 3 buddies are chilling in my kitchen when my dad stumbles out from his room, walls over to the wrap around couch and lifted up the center console type lid like a toilet lid and pissed in it
@joshuajones3028 ай бұрын
I work at a liquor store and buy the little bottles and a beer and drink in the parking lot while listening to this podcast
@freetimehumanactivities24627 ай бұрын
Keep up the good work
@andrewtregoning6 ай бұрын
Nice
@Snarf_Le_Wombat4 ай бұрын
GOATED 🐐
@zerotwoeleven_2 ай бұрын
let’s up those numbers brother
@KotasondАй бұрын
You moved up to a lil pint and a sixer yet??
@bencheveryday Жыл бұрын
Thanks Peepop. I told myself 6 days ago I would not move from this computer until another Secret Podcast cumpilation was uploaded. I can go back to work now at the ice cream factory.
@ObeseCaligula Жыл бұрын
🍦Stay Strong!🍦
@greyfells2829 Жыл бұрын
Yo are you the guy I double teamed that gross chick with?
@paulmcallister6969 Жыл бұрын
clock out and get some donimoe's for lunch
@bencheveryday Жыл бұрын
@@paulmcallister6969 Nooters every day
@paulmcallister6969 Жыл бұрын
@@bencheveryday the nooders were uh too spicuh
@bradleygeekie87612 ай бұрын
"I saw like 4 sunrises last week" lol!
@erichesse4636 Жыл бұрын
I passed out after drinking a bottle of vodka a few years ago. Apparently i took the christmas lights and diced them on the counter in the kitchen. I would give my liver to have pissed on a computer like a normal person.
@walterkovacs261212 күн бұрын
Chopped the lights up?
@brianvanderveen9536 Жыл бұрын
I was a hardcore booze bag. Eight months no alcohol now.
@rsk5288 Жыл бұрын
Gay
@RC-hv1yx11 ай бұрын
Being sober is possibly the gayest thing one could do
@brianvanderveen953610 ай бұрын
No I agree it's super gay
@CousinBowling10 ай бұрын
Why are you sober? Sounds super lame tbh
@brianvanderveen953610 ай бұрын
@@CousinBowling well I used to drink about at least a fifth of whiskey a day. Or vodka. I had a seizure, went to rehab, and ended up in the psych ward last time I drank.
@thomasmiller2986 Жыл бұрын
The only thing that scares me living alone, who knows what I’ve pissed on. My ex-wife used to keep tabs of my drunk pissing patterns
@sidtoler9725 Жыл бұрын
Ex wife was a drunk piss observer 😅
@notapplicable3285 ай бұрын
It may be time to seek help… i hear the liquor store around the corner has a special goin on they could maybe find something else for ya to guzzle down
@robbaholic Жыл бұрын
Dawgz don’t quit 😤🍻
@moretoastedthanatoasterstr9773 Жыл бұрын
Shane pissing on his computer and destroying his routers is the hardest iv laughed since discovering cumtown holy fuck i got abs now
@williampacult94319 ай бұрын
I was told the day after a night of debauchery that I walked into my brothers room, opened his closet, and pissed into his shoes. Good times.
@stupickles2463 Жыл бұрын
Peepop drops on a Sunday. Nothing could be better.
@johncee Жыл бұрын
And On The Seventh Day The Lord rested so he could watch Peepop
@jlshel42 Жыл бұрын
Keep holy and keep Peepoppin’
@kylerwin Жыл бұрын
Keep your circle small and your beers cold. Stay frosty dawgs.
@P20362 сағат бұрын
Words to live by my dawg stay frosty
@TheSquidNinja Жыл бұрын
Straight up took an elephant shit in my barracks room closet once. That was bad man.
@jlshel42 Жыл бұрын
Private Shit-Pyle!
@MeatBird Жыл бұрын
Juandawgs drink up, gettin my bed pissed tonight, lets goo, ill sign up for AA another day👍 INSHALLAH BUDDHAS
@pjnj042 Жыл бұрын
Am I the first to state the obvious? Shane needs an “Autism 3:16” t shirt bad.
@jackleprich47452 ай бұрын
Lol it says austin
@tastyhongo9 ай бұрын
I simulate the experience of having friends through MSSP.
@bobsaul4568 Жыл бұрын
Quittin is for quitters
@bigpictureguys841510 ай бұрын
Unless you’re quitting quitting. Then you’re a quitter where quitting would’ve made you a non quitter.
@TheRealTurkFebruary Жыл бұрын
I'm jaundiced because I won't stop Peepop.
@counturblessings1179 Жыл бұрын
Holy fuck I pissed on my uncle bedroom door and always thought I was alone in the black out pisses thank you gentlemen for making me feel normal
@NoFrontinRadio Жыл бұрын
I had a friend that told me he got kicked out of a room he was renting cause he got drunk and pissed all over their living room.
@kylefitzy Жыл бұрын
I stood over my buddy who was sleeping on the floor and pissed all over a stack of propane tanks in the corner of the room. So I’m told.
@scooter12e10 ай бұрын
I woke up in bed with my then girlfriend after a night of heavy boozing to a piss soaked bed. She is now my wife.
@KnowOne1119 ай бұрын
You’re not normal. Stop pissing on things.
@user-ex4ju2xh6y8 ай бұрын
I got shitfaced and pissed in a trash can once
@lordgoogoo69 Жыл бұрын
The liquor calls the shots
@cartermccauley7352 Жыл бұрын
I’m drunk as fuck rn watching this crying laughing 🤣
@Dinckelburg11 ай бұрын
Right there with you brother
@namelesswalaby Жыл бұрын
Rarely do you hear a story of pissing ON the internet, usually people get pissed off on the internet
@reabsorb Жыл бұрын
we are not using the same internet
@danny4081 Жыл бұрын
You really thought you had a clever comment. That was the dumbest shit ever. Pissing on to pissing off on? You’re gay
@fuckiopussigetti45310 ай бұрын
mad at the internet if you will
@austinmatthews668910 ай бұрын
My second week of college I apparently woke up and pissed all over my roommate’s new shoes and woke up to a cop in my dorm lol. Roommate moved out next day and I had my own room from then on
@MrIamcaleb10 ай бұрын
Sounds like it all worked out for the best my dawg
@dmauro10010 ай бұрын
The roommate CALLED THE COPS about it?! That’s gayer than aids
@Killin_3659 ай бұрын
After getting drunk I took some adderall, way later I made it home and passed out on the floor in my moms house, I was 16, I was dreaming I was in the bathroom trying to pee and the light was really bright. I woke up to my little brother screaming, mom he’s pissing on me! 😂
@Patrick.Weightman Жыл бұрын
No wonder Shane and Nick Mullen are friends 💀💀
@CharlieGeorge_ Жыл бұрын
I'm like a prickly pear..I'm a prickly pear!!!
@kylejaynes2949 Жыл бұрын
The baby boy treatment...everyone who has siblings knows the baby boy gets chicken tendies when he isnt feeling well.
@brdllc16 күн бұрын
“Damn dude she coulda caught some turnpike talk”
@PumpernickelBread2514 күн бұрын
I see an intervention in Shane's future
@randylahey54636 ай бұрын
Boozing pays off; Shane just got a deal with Bud Light lol
@APcavemanАй бұрын
I love watching the sun rise, but I don’t drink, and I wake up at 4:00 am. Crepuscular.
@fuckiopussigetti45310 ай бұрын
"The problem is that drinking *_rules_* " Nick Mullen
@ashchaya76768 ай бұрын
LOl I was thinking about that quote. Also when Stav and Adam were talking about how hard they drank in college and Nick is like, "Oh right, sure - _hey guys you wanna go get a dimebag of beer_ " to mock them 🤣
@cynabonabelleКүн бұрын
I work with dieticians and study organic chemistry right now and I just gotta tell you that a high protein diet with some carbs has the same benefit as a fully keto diet. The main study compared people eating zero carbs to people eating the average amount of carbs that an American eats. But if you check a study comparing high protein with some carbs compared to a fully keto diet, the benefits in your metabolism being boosted is exactly the same.
@NTXbirdwatching16 күн бұрын
My 26 year old brother pissed in his drawer a few days ago, reminded me of the piss drawer meme lmao
@user-xu4fq9sd4x11 ай бұрын
I pissed in my mom's fridge on Christmas eve last year. Blacked out. Lol
@kingrimjob Жыл бұрын
I was at this show and said hi to Shane at the bar before the show but I blacked out and went home before it started.
@drunkenmmamaster419 Жыл бұрын
Peepop has returned
@kirsch1616 Жыл бұрын
MY LIFE, MY RULES
@willkiecana34136 күн бұрын
3:16 my friend in high school got up and pissed on a pile of backpacks at another friends house. They had binders, textbooks and homework the whole works. The dude had helped kill like two 30 racks or Busch so the guy was flowin 😭
@jlshel427 ай бұрын
“5.5%, high ABV”. Oh sweet summer child Matt
@JB-zu5gb10 ай бұрын
My brother woke up in the night and pissed on my tv and the associated tv bar that controlled everything on it. HUGE standing puddle near it. I asked him if he did it and he asked me if maybe my cat had done it. My response was "if that was my cat, it's somewhere, dead and shriveled up with 0 moisture left." I went downstairs and got a roll of paper towels and then threw it at him. So much piss...
@user-ex4ju2xh6y8 ай бұрын
Fucking cats
@spartan1121 Жыл бұрын
I have had a friend do every version of pissing themselves mentioned in this clip Once in college a friend sleeping in a recliner stood up, turned around, pissed on it, and then went back to sleep on the recliner A few years later I was on a beach trip sharing a bed with a buddy when suddenly I heard what I thought was him pouring water on the floor. After a second or two I realized it was piss, jumped out of the bed, flung the covers back, and threw every towel the hotel had underneath my friend like he was a giant baby Then a few years after that I got back from the bar and saw my roommate standing in the living room. At first I was like "oh shit he's still awake" but as unopened the door I realized he was pissing on the end table in the living room and I started screaming "stop stop stop!!!!" And I woke him up mid piss completely dumbfounded as to where he was I don't drink that much so I'm never the one pissing on things
@nicandromartinezsotelo3300Ай бұрын
Dawgs please stop booze shaming Shane
@CoachCarter102 Жыл бұрын
Bro I can NOT FRIGGIN BELIEVE SHANE CAME AND I MISSED IT
@sagetmaster4 Жыл бұрын
You always deliver, great edit
@exconmom2464 Жыл бұрын
Blessed are the dawgs for st. Peepop
@InnerDness Жыл бұрын
He's the Paul to MSSP-sus
@Ni66otFa66erАй бұрын
7 of Matt's gay lil ciders would still only be 9.5 of Shane's beers not 17. 😂
@scottegolf250926 күн бұрын
My roommate in college also pissed on my bed while I was in it too, I guess that's more common than I thought...
@nathana588320 күн бұрын
Pissed the bed 😂😂
@MetalFreak187 Жыл бұрын
My wife once woke me up out of a blackout pissing in the sink, the kitchen sink.
@jlshel427 ай бұрын
Ah, so you’re Irish too
@CE-vd2px7 ай бұрын
How dare she
@jasonjohnson59293 ай бұрын
Lmfao, I remember coming out to the living room to my stepdad being blacked out bro was pissing on the coffee table I have never laughed harder hearing it happens to other people too.
@RiceQube21 Жыл бұрын
Peepop does not miss
@Ni66otFa66erАй бұрын
Gran Torino'd as a phrasal verb is perfect.
@rustyshackleford52511 ай бұрын
Win or lose, we still booze
@Kotasond6 күн бұрын
As a sober man these comments bring me back to the good old days days of waking up to my ex gf yelling at me for peeing on her couch. Same month I woke up to my roommate pissing on my floor. NEVER STOP DRINKING LADS, FOR ME, FOR ALL YOUR FALLEN SOLDIERS
@fuckcensorship69 Жыл бұрын
i thought shane dipped. question answered
@cloudbloom Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the joint Peepop🤌
@mcs131313Ай бұрын
Pissed in my roommates laundry hamper. In my defense it was white and circular.
@Cheesusrice6922211 ай бұрын
Bro you guys where in Poughkeepsie? Thats my hometown living in Colorado now living the shaman life
@jamieabshier401619 күн бұрын
Shane calling O Connys gay to the 4 seasons is fuckin hilarious!! 😂😂
@greasygarry43011 ай бұрын
I pissed on my buddy's electric guitar blackout drunk on Captain Morgan
@filiptomic29378 ай бұрын
lol i think shane on the stock image fat guy photo might be the closest hd depiction of what his belly prolly looks like
@AgitpropPsyop3 ай бұрын
“I broke the internet with piss”
@spookyhunt5006 ай бұрын
drinkin & mario kart is my jam!
@TylerMuszynski9410 ай бұрын
5:03 come on my little squirt gun do it 🫠🤣
@jackryan43139 ай бұрын
I went to the kitchen and pissed on the dishwasher
@the_beef476211 ай бұрын
So happy my night piss days are behind me
@braedendavis89727 ай бұрын
I shouldn’t relate to this so much!😂
@alienglee Жыл бұрын
Shane will be the new Bert in ten years if he doesn’t quit drinking
@vampmode9132 Жыл бұрын
Yeah binge drinking constantly makes you a retard fast
@HAUNTEDRECS Жыл бұрын
Shanes actually funny though.
@alienglee Жыл бұрын
@@HAUNTEDRECS we find him funny, Bert’s audience also finds him funny. The whole point is to not rely on booze for comedy cause a: his health will go to shit b; knowing how insecure he is he might overdue it to keep “entertaining” us. I love Shane. But I can’t watch him booze for the sake of comedy to an early grave
@screamdreamer9085 Жыл бұрын
Shane will never be Bert cuz Shane is funny
@ekothesilent945611 ай бұрын
@@aliengleethis is the kind of awareness we need
@welbz2330 Жыл бұрын
Merry-O Kart is ridiculous
@SubjectDelta208 ай бұрын
I thought thumbnail guys shirt said "Autism 3:16" for like the whole video,lol. Then I noticed it was Austin
@bradyrose476811 ай бұрын
I pissed on my Xbox thinking I was ina bathroom
@rileygally2967 Жыл бұрын
Crop top season
@jaymiller5669 Жыл бұрын
Drenched
@lkucare Жыл бұрын
Much love peepop
@Tylermac221 Жыл бұрын
Praise be peepop
@OGbrick420 Жыл бұрын
guinness makes me piss the bed if i drink too much
@jlshel42 Жыл бұрын
Both yall might need to see a doctor
@Tod-yi3xt7 ай бұрын
My roommate in the army woke me up in the middle of the night. He was pissing on the foot of my bed. I yelled at him to stop. He asked me what I was doing in the bathroom and I told him this was my bed. He goes "oh" and then turned around and pulled out my sock drawer and started pissing in that. I got up and stopped him. The next morning he didn't remember a thing. then he bought me new sheets and everything else he pissed on
@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere Жыл бұрын
Whater Mahreeyo
@ethansaunders6 ай бұрын
Weird … have yet to have blackout pisses unless they’re undiscovered. Almost every time I’ve blacked out I wake up on a bathroom floor, Not my proudest moments but at least I made it to my destination.
@daltonh199210 ай бұрын
All it takes is Jaeger bombs
@DefineLines Жыл бұрын
Its funny how some people are bed pissers and some arent.
@woodstock6792 Жыл бұрын
I had the same thing a kid came up to me and asked if i remeber pissing on him. Everyone said he just stayed there so i felt weird at that point.
@NotAfraid280Ай бұрын
17:33
@seanwieland9763 Жыл бұрын
21:03 wooder Mario 💯
@asparaguspantry9718 Жыл бұрын
Opened my roommates door one night blacked out and pissed on her slippers right in front of her
@scoldingwhisper10 ай бұрын
So she saw the hammer?
@ronkledonkanusmoncher564 Жыл бұрын
Booze cruising > marijuana using.
@Patrick.Weightman Жыл бұрын
Drunk driving is an American past time
@Nahyoutweakin Жыл бұрын
Shane was down the street at Mahoneys and I didn’t know?! Fuck…
@halfthefunnn Жыл бұрын
Woot woot!
@psfanboy79 Жыл бұрын
I can’t drink more than 2 beers without needing to go to bed immediately. They are like liquid sleeping pills.
@Neil-ev6ov Жыл бұрын
Pancreatitis maybe that's why I can't drink like I used too
@jakerusso710 ай бұрын
Let’s go boys
@woodstock6792 Жыл бұрын
I check the touring schedule just to see if there at the beacon or near me fuck
@Josef_Favia Жыл бұрын
Shalom big dawgs shalom
@bioemiliano Жыл бұрын
I have literally never heard of someone blacking out and pissing on random stuff
@rezzbuilds8343 Жыл бұрын
You never went that hard
@TimmyMcGowan10 ай бұрын
I’ve never witnessed it myself, but I’ve heard about it several times from the people in the surrounding area when I woke up in the morning
@jimmyrustler8983 Жыл бұрын
I got scared awake by my BBG recently, she caught me sleepwalking, trying to piss in the wardrobe. She woke me up and almost gave me a fucking stroke, I panicked and got back into bed, then had to sprint into the bathroom dying for a piss.