AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA pls have patience... i have brain rot :^(
@Solon_The_Lich5 ай бұрын
Tenma is the girl version of DSP, 800 in husbandos, DAMN
@Soridan5 ай бұрын
@@NotTheoCh Should I tell you it's "at the gym" and not "after gym"? :D
@gr33dl0cknein35 ай бұрын
@@NotTheoCh The basement is consuming you, Theo.
@aelix565 ай бұрын
@@NotTheoCh Too late I'm suing.
@Fergit_5 ай бұрын
when the fox is actually a whale
@invictus_12455 ай бұрын
Whale costume when?
@pizzaroll-75805 ай бұрын
Not even the first fox vtuber to be outed as a whale
@VlazeSkylax5 ай бұрын
Fat fox
@oOYukihaneOo5 ай бұрын
I'd call her a leviathan 😂
@JackTagar5 ай бұрын
"Best I can do is a whale hoodie like Shina" - Fish
@Rytops5 ай бұрын
I just imagine a 10cm tall Tenma walking up to a 7ft gigachad at the gym, and then kabedoning him in the corner, And as he looks down in horror, he sees Tenma making an ugly face while saliva is dripping from her mouth as she says: "Hey handsome, wanna make an easy $800?"
@golemmoon62205 ай бұрын
Someone draw this
@philosopherkingzant20375 ай бұрын
@@golemmoon6220Prepare the artist summoning ritual!
@USELESSDCK5 ай бұрын
Fuck I wish that were me
@jaje152435 ай бұрын
Can't help but visualize it as nekoarc. "Hey pretty boi"(〃` 3′〃)
@R_Caine5 ай бұрын
I'm dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jinx32785 ай бұрын
You're on the bench press, feeling pretty good, suddenly the gym goes silent. A pair of ears slowly begin to enter your vision above you, leading to the face of a woman that is clearly starved of any physical affection. She asks "Hey handsome, wanna make an easy $800?" as drool drips onto your face. You only see one escape as you drop the barbell on your neck, ending the nightmare.
@ffwast5 ай бұрын
Put more weight on the bar before they find my body bros
@etherealhawk5 ай бұрын
I gotchu
@Siscon925 ай бұрын
@@ffwast The realest comment. The worst nightmare would be dying to low - moderate weight
@enraikow61095 ай бұрын
@@ffwastbruh i'll make sure Eddie Hall ball his eyes out at your funeral
@dansmith165 ай бұрын
Cardio-Training. Very shameful.@@Siscon92
@jamesvivian28555 ай бұрын
That “wait” at the end as she starts to realise some things was hilarious
@PierceArner5 ай бұрын
You can see the gears turning and practically hear the lightbulb click on.
@sinner5065 ай бұрын
Sakana was absolutely right, when he talked about Tenma
@AJarOfYams5 ай бұрын
Could Tenma be a tsundere?
@Soridan5 ай бұрын
@@AJarOfYams Just a thirsty christmas cake.
@Elmithian5 ай бұрын
@@Soridan A damn youthful one if she is constantly being approached by high schoolers
@SlicesLemons5 ай бұрын
She had no issues cosplaying for Pippa haha
@EverydayNormieMadafacka5 ай бұрын
Does that mean they know each other for at least 3 months and…😮
@Stuurminator5 ай бұрын
They've known each other for well more than three months.
@EverydayNormieMadafacka5 ай бұрын
@@Stuurminatorthat’s not what I’m getting at😅
@RaiosSephi5 ай бұрын
Pippa is built different
@ronn2015 ай бұрын
And to add on to what Shuur said, they've had more than 5 collabs, ie; dates, as well.
@him_That_is_me5 ай бұрын
>I have standards >I spent $800 on virtual naked men It’s one or the other, you can’t have both
@Sloshmael_Sweep3 ай бұрын
Spending 800$ on naked men is the standard
@brettwallace76875 ай бұрын
This is how Tenma tricks people into the basement.
@thegreatchickenoverlord59765 ай бұрын
Just like poor NotTheo here
@HoboG0blin5 ай бұрын
"I have a crippling fear of approaching men" SHE JUST LIKE ME FR FR
@gamaactive82785 ай бұрын
HUH 👀
@thewallsspeaktome35075 ай бұрын
sounds like the average woman tbh
@thelostone60995 ай бұрын
"...after gym" Let's not forget about that detail. It is *extremely* important.
@sapandcap80315 ай бұрын
@@thelostone6099 I think it was meant to be "at the gym" the whole time tbh
@ericquiabazza26085 ай бұрын
The "at the gym" also implies 1-she goes to the gym regularly 2-do so to watch man Bros, now you know what you must do!
@papapesky5 ай бұрын
I assure you, Tenma, they are just afraid of you as you are of them.
@ffwast5 ай бұрын
Entirely different reasons though.
@wesleyfilms4 ай бұрын
*more afraid
@misterfox72103 ай бұрын
@@ffwast, Legal reasons..... why did modern society have to ruin the approach of the opposite sex....
@ericchung31775 ай бұрын
IRL lolibaba confirmed
@OneReallyGrumpyJill4 ай бұрын
bruh if I was called that I would fucking die for a sec
@OhitsONnow4 ай бұрын
Hot af
@justavivi33865 ай бұрын
You can see how gears inbside Tenma's head start moving when she tries process "boyfriend" thing and final "Wait" just nails it :D
@HZBLH5 ай бұрын
Rennie has got the arcane ability to calmly and diligently break into Tenma's head and make her short circuit seemingly effortlessly
@manohar36265 ай бұрын
NotTheo do cosplay for $800
@The_Foolish_Fool5 ай бұрын
$800? He'd do it for free.
@konstantinmilyutin11905 ай бұрын
He doesnt have that much money sadly
@braveagentg5 ай бұрын
This clip perfectly encapsulated why Tenma became a vtuber.
@DarkVeghetta4 ай бұрын
It's the 'tism, ain't it?
@misterfox72103 ай бұрын
I feel that a bit of vtubers do this to get attention because they couldn't do it normally while being outside to socialize.
@ZeroXSEED3 ай бұрын
If you become a VTuber, successfully committing instead of chasing trends alone, chances are that you 100% have social anxiety to some degree. Some are much better than others, and then there's people like Tenma...
@GREPAPA15 ай бұрын
So you're trying to get a boyfriend Tenma: Nonono.... WELL SHIT IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY
@rinslittlesheepling16525 ай бұрын
"I am never approached by handsome men" Wait, but men in her plan are also not approached by super models either, it's just some crazy asian child...
@sparking0235 ай бұрын
2:37 I like the quick escalation here as Tenma tries to convince she has any standards at all. One, three, five dates, and they gotta know each other for an arbitrary time- three months! lol
@tenedrae50795 ай бұрын
Remeber, still not a fujoshima.
@Birchbomb5 ай бұрын
Tenma only gets approached by high schoolers got me laughing so hard.
@RomaniFenix5 ай бұрын
For 800 dollars, I'll cosplay anything...just don't expect it to be good...T_T
@USELESSDCK5 ай бұрын
I'd already do anything for 5$, 800$ I would sell my soul.
@Jenson_Beach4 ай бұрын
Preach!
@Jugador-Feliz4 ай бұрын
For 800$ I'm going to acting classes if needed to make the cosplay good, I'm learning how to make the clothes if you offer that
@freedomscale29574 ай бұрын
only if I don't have to pay for the cosplay.
@norad_clips5 ай бұрын
2:00 if only we had telepathy to know the crazy thoughts of the girl next to us in the gym
@jo_lu_dlr87605 ай бұрын
Man, I am out of the loop, I didn’t realize Tenma had so much going outside of streaming and her day job and drinking people under the table.
@YTDariuS-my6dg5 ай бұрын
Sister forgot that the Hub is free
@ffwast5 ай бұрын
The loli baba fox spent more on a boyfriend simulator mobile game in a week than most of us have spent on games in years
@backgroundnoise93105 ай бұрын
The Fox on a spending spree of love
@issstari9545 ай бұрын
For 800 you could hire a straight up call boy
@Scylithen5 ай бұрын
$800 to cosplay as old lady to scream and DESTROY FISHMAN WITH THE POWER OF TEN THOUSAND SUN 😏
@RambleOn075 ай бұрын
Man that Tenma has a crush on approaches her Tenma punches him in confusion That man never approaches Tenma again
@misterfox72103 ай бұрын
Woman ☕
@MorglortheMangler5 ай бұрын
It’s nice to know that even Tenma has standards, so dinner and movie first then she’ll cosplay for you…..maybe.
@CandleWisp4 ай бұрын
Don't forget the 800 dollars😅
@Darumaster5 ай бұрын
A Vtuber falling for a thirst trap. How the turntables
@are32875 ай бұрын
Gym motivation comes in the strangest of forms sometimes
@LordBriareos5 ай бұрын
Well I am neither handsome nor a high schooler but I would definitely pay Tenma to cosplay as Tenma for a week.
@crisr.82805 ай бұрын
I won't need to get paid by Mii-chan. I'll do it as a favor for her mom.
@nier64725 ай бұрын
get this cat a handsome man
@valrossenOliver5 ай бұрын
00:20 Boys, not voice 😋 1:37 At the gym. She's scared of approaching men at the gym. 2:55 Hahahahaha. That stare right up tho. 😅
@Handinmapocket5 ай бұрын
Not sure if the subtitle mistakes are for comedic purpose, but just in case: 0:19 : "Caress.. the boys!" instead of 'voice' 1:36 and follow ups: "at the Gym!" instead of 'after'
@minimeatball2535 ай бұрын
Not only you get to cosplay as Tenma BUT also get to carry around a bag of rocks for snack time
@DarkusAsakura5 ай бұрын
Bro the realization at the end, you can almost hear how he she process the whole thing inside that head 😂😂😂
@Yawnz25 ай бұрын
2:56 this might be the cutest thing iv ever seen her done, damn lol
@Chickenbowser5 ай бұрын
So Grandma Fox is a cradle robber, eh? I mean eventually she's going to break down after not having any luck with the gigachads and start taking up those high school boys on their offer.
@DarkVeghetta4 ай бұрын
If only she found the courage to approach us, she might have a legit shot. I even happen to like shortstacks.
@lordlybrush5 ай бұрын
Ah yes. Temcel the Femcel episode.
@firstnamelastname80065 ай бұрын
“Wait…” 😅
@NeroDx_5 ай бұрын
Meanwhile i cant talk to women at the gym, it really goes both ways huh.
@xXx_Regulus_xXx5 ай бұрын
the cold approach is uncomfortable for most people of both sexes
@FriendlyArchpriest5 ай бұрын
@@xXx_Regulus_xXx I mean, someone in the VTuber sphere of knowledge, unless you were a gigachad in the field of confidence before entering this sphere of knowledge, it doesn't matter who you are or what your appearance is, there is no hope... Just look at Bao, an eternally lonely 10/10 that can't stop her horni even though she is the opposite of a lewdtuber...
@RavenCloak135 ай бұрын
"That never fucking happens! I never get approached by handsome men! I KEEP GETTING APPROACHED BY HIGHSCHOOLERS!" Like, Tenma here is being honest about what she would actually do while the whole "5 dates! 3 months at least!" was more to sound less desprate. But then she realizes what shes actuallly saying. Also, we try and say paying for porn is bad yet legit, 10 USD and you get more from a girl on a porn site then you get from Twitch with 800 USD. Fuck maybe even 5. This isn't a joke. I have seen girls on porn sites do more for 5 USD then not even say a guys name for 1k.
@EkisEkis25 ай бұрын
So. 1st Step : Get Ripped. 2nd: Get a nice cosplay. 3rd: Contact tenma. 4th: ????? 5th: PROFIT.
@compaktdanger47345 ай бұрын
step 4 is getting locked in the basement
@XanderFenikkusu5 ай бұрын
Honestly wholesome
@ChompDude5 ай бұрын
Did she learn nothing from dropping money on that mahjong game?! "WHAT?! It didn't even let me put...my code from the bank! They just took the money straight from my account! Holy shit this is daaangerous."
@Zero-ry2rc5 ай бұрын
The next beard review is gonna be wild
@vaqola91194 ай бұрын
If you came to me in the gym and offered me 800$ I wouldn't even ask what the deal is before agreeing to it
@DarkVeghetta4 ай бұрын
800 USD would buy over two YEARS of gym membership where I'm from, so I'd be game.
@lizard123565 ай бұрын
DOES SHE NOT KNOW THE POWER SHE WIELDS AS 30-MA? HAS SHE FORGOTTEN??
@FlexKnee5 ай бұрын
Alright, whose gonna be the sacrifice? Don't be shy.
@starrynight87095 ай бұрын
Not me cus i'm not hitting the gym right now
@hagenisse4 ай бұрын
As a hobby cosplayer, I'm glad Tenma or other girls will hire me in the future for some personal fanservice
@RoseDeDax5 ай бұрын
Yes yes I would I don’t care how humiliating or demented it is, I’d do it I need money
@TheDrexxus5 ай бұрын
Tenma kind of reminds me of Fenneko from Aggretsuko.
@Redasurc4 ай бұрын
I already do so I need to workout more and get a Miguel costume
@renebaan74305 ай бұрын
The "yeah.." part gets me everytime looool
@D4WADE5 ай бұрын
Tenma is one of those cursed Asians that look 13 up until they become 60, and then they look like an old hag
@Tolwrath5 ай бұрын
I've actually seen someone cosplaying Tenma at a convention before. I didn't think to take a picture though.
@DarkVeghetta4 ай бұрын
On a scale from Shaggy to Cavil, how buff was he?
@Tolwrath4 ай бұрын
@@DarkVeghetta it was a rather tall lady
@danielklein57625 ай бұрын
The wait at the end 😂🤌
@metalhev39895 ай бұрын
For 800$ I'd even tell people taxation isn't theft
@KageMinowara5 ай бұрын
Okay boys time to hit the gym. We need to get buff and cosplay for Tenma.
@farmzombie5 ай бұрын
I'm learning a lot about women from Tenma's streams. Whether it's accurate or not is another matter.
@christianventes51005 ай бұрын
The realization at the end
@Mondoness5 ай бұрын
Tenma is why I will get gains, get yoked, and be fit. 💪
@jdmyrick-smith79315 ай бұрын
800 hundred dollars?! WHERE DO I SIGN UP!?
@ResidentChef4 ай бұрын
I love the way you could tell that she looked over to the side and thought about it before she said wait
@hellogaming91074 ай бұрын
so basically tenma just wants to be a sugar mommy? -sounds like a reason to workout-
@FausFaustius5 ай бұрын
so that's why that game has been infesting my ad algo, it was Tenma!
@gr33dl0cknein34 ай бұрын
TFW Tenma is just real life Aggretsuko.
@erroredhacker5 ай бұрын
would
@Caldron5 ай бұрын
Ahhh, The sudden realization!
@tristanseaver90545 ай бұрын
I WOULD ABSOLUTELY COSPLAY AND GIVE MY ALCOHOLIC WAIFU A NICKNAME FOR $800
@pekorasniffer5 ай бұрын
"So as a joke-"
@BSGA225 ай бұрын
What character would Tenma want cosplayed for her? I've been trying to get into better shape (I pulled my back at the gym the other day) so I can cosplay the characters I like and would love to do one for Tenma. I have about 130 days until an event so I got the time to get it together before then.
@Heydelios5 ай бұрын
Miguel O'Hara, Kratos or Asterion I think
@USELESSDCK5 ай бұрын
Add Kratos to the list, almost any "dad" buff character would make her go wild.
@gymbmymb34655 ай бұрын
If you wanna be the guy then depending on your build probably astarion or kratos. God speed lad, we'll be waiting.
@MithrilRoshi5 ай бұрын
Tenma.. tenma thats just a boyfriend..
@RuneToi3 ай бұрын
So proud of tenma for sinking even further.
@RuneToi3 ай бұрын
2:37 thats a yes if the guy is hot enough.
@blazewagon56775 ай бұрын
how does it feel to live MY DREAM
@malrulk37364 ай бұрын
The looks of a high schooler but the voice of a grandma
@Rannos225 ай бұрын
That ended perfectly
@josecoronadonieto69112 ай бұрын
Once i finish my cut i'll accept the offer, need to look good for the goddess
@LATIN-XMAN4 ай бұрын
Tenma realizing how relationships work
@crane88195 ай бұрын
Hey at least someone approaches her. Most people are too intimidated to approach me because I look like the Grumpy Cat. I can't help it though, that's just the way my face is lol.
@jeftecoutinho3 ай бұрын
0:40 That sentence never preceeds or is preceeded by something good.
@JackaltheSaltySoul5 ай бұрын
Tenma 4rl had a fckin Verbalace moment
@Emulleator5 ай бұрын
tenma has completely healthy spending habits
@obj.0714 ай бұрын
you can see her synapses trying to compile a semblance of a though.
@Misanthropolis5 ай бұрын
She wouldn't need to pay me.
@simpledj509chromo74 ай бұрын
I don't have the body of a twink anymore, but I could use $800. Might need a couple months to get in shape. That's a lot of work to get back to a high school body I had over ten years ago. I could probably make good money on OF if I was in shape though. Need a different job first. No time to workout in this occupation.
@lanoche5 ай бұрын
2:56 you literally see the hamster wheels move.
@Aj-lj2ti5 ай бұрын
Just another day of being a gym monkey, trying to get 10ma to notice me
@sporperino5 ай бұрын
that is all my savings i would gladly
@Agemmata-Arts5 ай бұрын
So this is where all our superchats are going....
@Braxtonkai5 ай бұрын
Mii chan is adorable xD
@Shinobubu5 ай бұрын
$800 is $800.
@vkarvanzer42435 ай бұрын
I still can't understand how Tenma can be cute as a jelly, gremlin as faq, sweet and crazy funny all in one whole package what in the FU-
@orderofdusk23822 ай бұрын
Hmmmm, I see the offer on the table here... Would... No cap, just, would.
@jarrettatkins30625 ай бұрын
Tenma is an actually sain vtuber and even she didn't realize it 😅
@lordofthehounds29975 ай бұрын
Wait I get paid to wear some cool clothes sign me up.
@Sarriuz4 ай бұрын
"Sp youre try8ng to get a boyfriend." "... ... ... wait- ..."