IF SHE BREATHS SHE'S A THOOOOOT

how dare you

But does he respect them as much as Hol Horse

@The101nega who are you talking to lol

Respec Wamen

That comment made me wanna write a wholesome fanfic of locked up Jolyene and her Great Great Great Grandpa Jonathan :'(

“Framed, you say?! How terrible! I swear on the Joestar name that I will find the rapscallion who framed you and clear your name!! Let’s go!” *Cue tears of manliness*

Jonathan really is such a wholesome dude.

@@dearorfeo write it, i wanna read that IT WOULD BE AWESOME, like: Guard1: Jolyne Kujo it seems someone has come for you Jolyne: WHAT!! who the fuck would visit me Guard2: well it seems someone paid for you to be freed, they're in the entrance come. (Jolyne comes and sees a Blond Young man with a suit and a testosterone- filled teddy bear) Johnathan: OH! Hello, it's great to finally meet you(bear hugs her) Giorno: hey Papa give her some space you just meet, also I think you're crushing her, Oh she's turning purple now (lets her go)Johnathan: Oh! my deepest apologies it's just that i was a little overwhelmed by seeing one of my own in such a poor state Jolyine: Waddya mean "my own" who the fuck are you Johnathan: nobody special, only some one you can count on for the rest of your life young lady

Jonathan visit Jolyne at prison instead of Jotaro *Jonathan theme start playing*

HEY! Josuke and giorno are gentlemen, the only one who was all "BEGONE" was jotaro

@@PeachDragon_ Not to mention Joseph was more playful than the rest of them, which is why Josuke even exists!

@@jayjay86443 now that i think about it. Jolyne was also like "BEGONE" At some points in part 6 lmao

@@PeachDragon_ And even then, Jotaro only says rude things to women in a (comically vain) attempt to keep them safe since he's a dangerous person to be around. He may have a sharp tongue when it comes to women, but in terms of actions he's really nice to them.

@@joshuakim5240 jotaro is the definition of though hero, they all call him a bad father but he stayed away from jolyne to protect her and he spent most of his life fighting the followers of dio just to keep her safe. Sorry for the rant it's just that jotaro is a great father and people don't understand it because they aren't even able to fucking read.

Yeah....and then Giorno steals her money and then the fight between the families starts again.

@@lpfan4491 Jolyne walks up to GER and says "so, It's the same type of stand as Stone Free" and Giorno get's washed

Hope twin theory turns out to be true for part 9. It would be interesting Araki tackle two protagonists at ones and it would be a family dynamic we have never seen in jojo or any major publication of manga.

@@traineryvar7123 *STONE FREE REQUIEM*

bdidbw Knowing Joesph he would try his great granddaughter his back record show he got no standards

Darion bruh

@@xThat1Guyxx my new motto

@bdidbw my girl ain't talking no chances

@@SaltoDaKid bruh you just pulled out your stand and posed at him with all your menace, wtf chill

Cinderella?????

She died

Gemescu Tube Specifically, she had a stand, but wasn't strong enough to control it, and it started killing her.

Wesshock 8 unlike that tree with its huge fighting spirit being a fucking tree and all

Moonlight zero sugar mountain spring?

The burn was so intense Josuke died of a heart attack shortly after

@@The_Hydration_Police of a sheer heart attack*

@@The_Hydration_Police the ''read'' u mean

@@odysseasr308 ?

@@jolynecujoh8576 IS THAT A FCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!1!1!1?1!1!1!1!1!1!1?1!1?

This isn't 2 identical rocks. How can he laugh without 2 identical rocks

@@luckylovescats "how am i supposed to eat this pizza without my drink"

Jotaro: IF SHE BREATHE SHES A THOOOOTT

@@fellicia4620 who the fuck is “Kotaro”

@@gnorki my apology, i mean jotaro

No wonder he left

little N oOP

Jeff from the Overwatch team Dolphins: *Exist* Jotaro: *OCEAN MAN, TAKE ME BY THE HAND*

IF SHE BREATHES....... SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Why the fuck did Jotaro marry anyone in the 1st place if hes this sexist

Dio Grando LOL

He best JOJO

Shigechi besto jojo

He was used so a different unique quote is used

😂

Yas

Yare yare~

Right?!

That was the *point,* Neither is it a big deal

Wtf is this “I-“? You what? Finish your sentence

Many adolescents who identify as transgender or gender nonconforming were identified as experiencing psychological comorbidities, such as depression, anxiety and suicidal ideation, with a greater burden observed among transgender males vs. transgender females. Within the cohort, 78.5% had psychiatric comorbidities. The most common condition was depression (66.5%), followed by anxiety (33.5%), ADHD (10.1%), bipolar disorder (1.9%), bulimia (1.3%), anorexia nervosa (0.6%) and PTSD (0.6%). Researchers found that psychiatric comorbidities were more common among affirmed males vs. affirmed females (84.1% vs. 66%). Additionally, a history of suicidal ideation was more common among affirmed males vs. affirmed females (70.1% vs. 49%). Self-injuring was more common among affirmed males vs. affirmed females (56.1% vs. 25.5%).

@@retardo101 ok

Jonathan definitely would

@@apersonnamedjune7410 he deleting my comments

@@retardo101 so?

Well they are basically family

@thespooksterman so Giorno is a Joestar?

@@LucasHenrique-wg4ny Technically yes. He was born from Johnathan's body after DIO took it over. So while he's the biological son of Johnathon, he's technically the son of DIO.

@@The1andonlyspirit He's actually one of the only real Joestar descendants, too

@thespooksterman technically giorno has 3 parents jonathan dio and whoever the mother was

SOUF Even Dio

RESPECT + 1

@@AnUncreativeGuy Exactly, even Dio respects Jonathan.

Even -Lelouch- Julius Kingsley respects the first JoJo

Even kars respects him

_background noises_ Dio: *mudamudamuda RODA ROLLA DA stando powa* Jotaro: *yare yare OraOraOraOra same type of stand*

Aw yea ;)

@@akshaykali7037 Kira: KILLER QUEEN, *BITES ZA DUSTO*

@@mynameisyoshikagekira.iam3120 Kira: *Daichi no Bakudan sheer heart attack Daisan no bakudan BITE ZA DUSTO*

SEE MOON

I guess only Kujos can get away with the hair insults

Having Jotaro's blood magnifies the already deadly burn, Josuke never stood a chance

@Durgesh Mahindrakar isnt that a not copyright name or is jolyne actually cujoh

NekoSoren what does that mean

It means he's delicious.

it means hes sweet and kind

Why not both?

*He's.

La Guarida de Chaz I think Johnny has it worse

*N O D I G N I T Y*

And also Joseph two times in his life

Madre mía Chaz, ¿que haces aquí compañero? No sabía que te gustaran los ioios.

I don't think so?

*STD*

And jotaro said 💙 Nope 💙

Punch wahmen

jotaro: i forget the part were that´s my problem

He shouldn't have named her JOlyne then

@@PrixtoTNT atleast i’m cujoh instead of kujo

@@jolynecujoh8576 Hey, how do you feel finally getting your own anime after almost 10 years appearing at the start of the first intro?

@@PrixtoTNT hyped, about time i got an anime!

@@jolynecujoh8576 I'm glad for you. I will watch your part with great interest

Stuggles is Real

Joke's on him, she's broke.

Edgar Gaebolg jokes on him, i dont have any mugs

If you want to be the mafia boss you gotta start small.

Bruno steals either, the protagonism

Who is also a vampire with father issues.

Road roller*

RODO RORA*

ARZRer RODA RORA-DA!!!!*

Shady Flames RODO*

She won though

It'd be weird honestly

I'm gonna set it up let's say part 6 didn't happen and Jolyne didn't go to jail. And Jotaro came back home for a while just to be attacked by a new stand user who hates the Joestars. Jotaro is incapacitated and can't help. His next target is Josuke so Jotaro sends Jolyne to get help from Giorno to stop said stand user. She gets to Italy finds Giorno and explains the situation. Giorno leaves Mista in charge then goes to Morioh where they have to take down said threat with Josuke. They encounter the previous gang in Morioh where they then take down said threat and other stand users. Then Jotaro gets to Morioh to tell everyone to prepare because Pucci is coming here with another gang of villains. Pucci knows about everyone's stand and has a counter measure especially for Giorno's stand.

​@@f00fighters39 it would almost be.... bizarre.

Giorno would beat up his dad himself lmao

@@PeachDragon_ and his 2nd dad, Johnathan, would gladly help him.

@@strangerdanger1135 🤣

Giorno: I bet your great great great grandpa can beat up your dad! Jolyne: wha...what?

Jonathan probably could beat the shit out of Jotaro if he had a stand or wasn't such a sweetheart

I think she's talking about Tequila Joseph

Ocean man on a human bike “I’ve seen drag queens with better hair” “What, like your boyfriend?” “-_-“

*It was at this moment, Joylne knew,* *She fucked up* NEVER INSULT JOSUKE'S HAIR, SISTER!

Jonathan Joestar with Pluck Damn poor Jolyne

She's talking about Narancia.

Hyaku Juu *THE RAIN SOUNDS LIKE JOSUKE* DUWANG

*DUWANG*

Well Jotaro didn't really kicked much ass outside of the timestop so maybe Josuke doesn't really know about that

@@obi-wankeknobi8413 I strongly agree with your sentiment there

@@obi-wankeknobi8413 KIRRA QUEEN!!!!

And crushed a man's balls.

said the guy who's usual answer to any problem is to punch it until it stops moving.

zillafire101 Jotaro crush a man’s balls?

FilthyFrankTV its mentioned in the first ep

You punched a shark into a bloody storm, you OraOra'd a guy for twenty seconds straight, you threw a dog at a blind guy and you call her violent?

Yeah.... So it's Jonathan + Erina.... = Lisa Lisa. Lisa Lisa + Unknown Father = Joseph. Joseph + Josuke's mom = Josuke. Joseph + Suzi = Holly. Holly + Jotaro's dad = Jotaro. Jotaro + What's-Her-Name = Jolyne. And THEN... Dio/Jonathan + Giorno's mom = Giorno. Then, the AU/Steel Ball Run & JoJoLion 'Verse is still confusing as fuck.

Steel4 we have peeps two generations older who are like nearly 20 years younger screw u DIO and your using jonathans body to bang a bunch of girls also Joseph why did you cheat on your wife with a girl younger than your daughter....well it is Joseph

Jay Garrick Yeah. Giorno is in his late teens/early-mid 20s and he's Jotaro's great-uncle. And that's just ONE example of how weird the Joestar family tree is. Oh and Dio has OTHER KIDS besides Giorno who are technically Jonathan Joestar's kids as well. Which makes them..... I don't know. I'm honestly wondering how Joseph managed to even seduce someone younger than Holly.

Steel4 excatly if Giorno or any of the other children of Dio/Jonathan have children then the children of their children would be the same generation of Jotaro but by the time they are born Jotaro will be dead also Joylene is Giorno's great great niece

Jay Garrick I think Giorno would have had kids after the events of Vento Aureo. So the Joestar line would have survived somehow. Wow..... I wonder how Jolyne felt when she found out that she had a great uncle (Josuke) and great-great-uncle (Giorno) who are both around the same age as her. Seeing as EOH is its own thing.

Dude a pizza in Naples is fucking expensive, it's like 25€ at a normal reasturant. Fancy reasturants are going to charge your ass with 100€ for a pizza my man.

It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno

wtf man, a pizza in naples is about 4-5€, 25€ maybe in greenland

P I Z Z A M O Z Z A R E L L A

R E L L A R E L L A R E L L A R E L L A~

And Josuke just gets hair triggered! xD

Daniel DeFilippis don't

Like father like daughter

And more mudada than him

With better personality

With how vento aureo ended, it would be nearly impossible for pucci to kill Giorno because Golden Requiem.

@Chandelier Mirage Not really, GER would still need to touch Pucci for it to work.

Praise the Beef especially because of Pucci

@MAD Alchemist let's be fair , it would immediatly when Pucci reveals to be the main villain.

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Uncle to Jotaro. Great Uncle to Jonyne. Joseph's son, Johnathans great grandson. Giorno is where it gets confusing ol

Great-Uncle, technically speaking. Son of Joseph, Which means hes Brother in law to Holly, Jotaro is the son of Holly, So Josuke is Jotaro's Uncle, Jotaro has a child, He's now a Great-Uncle. Again, Technically. He might not be considered a part of the family.

Josuke isn't brother in law, that's for marriage. He is a half brother.

Feels Man You think Josuke is confusing, Giorno totally shits the whole genetic tree

Giorno is Joseph's uncle. That's it.

No dignity

No homo

Josuke

To be fair, Giorno IS a sweet boy, but thievery should not be condoned. _(I'd say she was pretty chill after getting the wallet back)_

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i like ur pfp

***** You where expecting a Jojo fan, but it was I, Makuta!

I used to fucking love Bionicle when I was younger my dude. Love you

She loved his hair in the one shot.

Went* mastered*

Fellow Bionicle and JoJo fans here.

Muddaawsome new ship ahoy

he steals her wallet... ahahaha... giorno is so underrated.

Only if Giorno some how showed up and helped. Everytime I read the ending I cry in corner

youkatei Me too bro me too T.T

youkatei Jotaro couldve phoned in him early

To be fair jotaro didn't really abandoned her. He just leaves to fight stand users and keep her safe, but she still get in the "Joestar mess" in the end. She basically gets framed just because she is jotaro's child. I understand him but i think it would be better if he stayed with Jolyne and his wife. But Araki loves drama with daddy issues.

Abandon? You want her to be in constant danger?

@@lain5858 yes but she was still a child, and jotaro is a good guy but not a good parent, ofcourse she’s not going to fully understand everything, after all he was never there and that’s something that she knows

@@rsvos3641 Jotaro is a good parent that's why he left her in the first place Japanese literature is all about "left your loved ones for the greater good/something better for them" But I think the western fandom would preffer more if Jotaro was some kind "helicopter parent" then child Jolyne dies or get injuried by a enemy stand users, this is more a western style "family drama" than "daddy issues"

@@lain5858 Japanese media's view on fatherhood is primarily because in Japan's society, men often have to spend large amounts of time away from home working, so they are often absent fathers. While Jotaro's motivations were understandable, there is no doubt that he WAS a terrible father, even if he didn't want to be away from Jolyne for so long

Mafia man and Prisoner lady

I love that.

Anivoy You fell for it fool now it’s Father Son Galick Gun

Aw

Underrated comment

Yea but Goku’s is stronger

Giorno in florida:"nope"

I had no idea this existed until I read your comment. Thank you so much!

"Stay away Japanese yakuza"

CrystalTigerclaw "doujin" *WAIT WHAT*

John Cena 😂 poor Okuyasu... Seriously though, it is an adorable doujinshi.

jOsEheRi Gonzalez My man forgot the 'shi'

Bush did 9/11

Don't worry, she is. :)

Then when jolyne gives birth to a child its catchphrase is gonna be "give me a fucking break"

@@rebisco550 and after a few more gens, we'l have samuel L joestar.

@@rebisco550 ''Give me a goddamn break....''

The image of Jotaro being a grandpa to Samuel L Joestar is amazing..

This whole game is fan service and i love it

yep

colorized

Speed King Gruncle Josuke

no dignity

NO DIGNITY!

*n o d i g n i t y*

N O D I G N I T Y

I say we throw him Off the throne!

>mfw = >my fortnite win

Un'altra Persona ... no... just no

@@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd go commit uninstall fortnite

Since you loved my art so much I give you another surreal piece: >TFW >That Fortnite Win

@@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd It cost you 0.00$ to say that and yet you did

Josuke, giorno and jolyne would be the dream team, but josuke and giorno would both be in their thirties when jolyne would be 19

@ if giorno was in part 6 pucci would've lost and we wouldn't have part 7 and 8 (which were much needed for araki to evolve as an artist tbh). And i don't think josuke would do it to repay a debt, he would do it because he's genuinely the kindest joestar aside from Jonathan himself, and because jolyne is his nephew. Still tho even without giorno, the speed wagon foundation is allied with giorno's gang, which is the most powerful in the world, he could literally just send a small army of stand users to at least deal with the allies of pucci and the sons of Dio or even to investigate on whitesnake's identity beforehand. For real the only reason as to why pucci won was because of Araki's desire to reset the universe

@@PeachDragon_ Pucci had nothing to do with part 7 universe. Why tf everyone always got this wrong, go read part 8 JoJo bloodline.

i wonder where she gets her attitude from

Gold

a Golden Experience

I ship it

Wyatt Eisenschenk i dont think he means ship...

Part 6 alternative ending needed

@@wyatteisenschenk6576 It cost you 0$ to say that, and yet you did....

😭

KRAKAH VORREI!!!

Narancia's a dude

Teddy Riggs No she isn't

Adam Hofling yes he is

Teddy Riggs You are talking about the genderbent version.

Adam Hofling Narancia seriously is a dude

She basically did kill Donatello, and just shrugged it off. And Ermes just fucking blasted Rykiel's skull to pieces. Jolyne didn't fuck around.

and Ungalo just return to his home and he doesn't notice the end of the universe because he take to many drugs.

AS IF GIORNO WOULDN'T DO THE SAME, ACTUALLY, HE'D DO WORSE BECAUSE HE'D ACTUALLY KILL THEIR ASS

@@PeachDragon_ *would kill their asses in a very violent manner and then condemn them to repeat it forever*

That, or Grunkle Josuke lol

@@briancahill9594 like grunkle stan ohh

Josuke killed you mid-laugh?

Yes, please... I was kind of disappointed that Giornio wasn't in Part 6.

Cxero Annuki he was supposed to be in part6 but araki realized that there’s no way Pucci can kill giorno

I wish he was. If Underworld could fight, imagine it and Gold Experience getting into a "MUDA MUDA MUDA" battle with each other. Or Rykiel rotting people's bodies, as Giorno works to reverse it.

Golden Experience Requiem is a little too overpowered. Would Bury everyone.

@@megashark1013 Yep.The only stand more powerful was this game's The World Over Heaven.

Already saw the Pillar men. Can't Unsee that anymore.

Pucci

Idk Joseph in drag was pretty saucy as well

friends until he grabs her wallet

@@NozaJoza Until the universe resets*

funnily enough Giorno is older than Jolyne so she would be the emporio in that relationship

@@christhethinker6791 mean, if Giorno was in part 6 (and still had GER) pucci would have likely gotten fucked over by the sheer ridiculousness of Golden Wind Requiem's power...seriously *why* do they call star platinum the strongest stand...

@@gypsysprite4824 Giorno has GER,the power is forever his

catsndogs98 LAWL

THE JOESTAR SEX DRIVE HAS NO WEAKNESSES

May i ask you the moment this happened? Because i watched the entire video and didn't really understand what you're referring to.

The Breakfast Megapowers wait for the end of the video.

?? i watched it again and there's still no Old Joseph or Young Joseph in drag sir...

fairly sure it is in the video just not in the end like i for some reason said.

no... no its not?

joao neto no it’s not get yo facts straight

DIO:"my boy just stole your daughters money" Jotaro:"yare yare"