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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

Жыл бұрын

Tim explains why everyone deserves what’s left of the American dream, analyzes a fast food lawsuit and hopes to befriend Twitter’s new CEO.
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@bobjones2187
@bobjones2187 Жыл бұрын
I love how Tim calls himself an “ex-gay cocaine addict” implying he’s no longer gay and is still a coke addict
@AdamThoba2
@AdamThoba2 Жыл бұрын
fruadien slip?
@PREZIDENTIALalt
@PREZIDENTIALalt Жыл бұрын
Fire comment
@steveny8071
@steveny8071 Жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed this 😭
@yoursblameless8394
@yoursblameless8394 Жыл бұрын
Ooh minute mark
@nicholassauer2612
@nicholassauer2612 Жыл бұрын
Fat old people cant do coke. You gotta pick a lane.
@-8l-924
@-8l-924 Жыл бұрын
Words can’t describe how calming it is to watch this trucker with $1M sunglasses rant about Britney Spears.
@bobbyganeej
@bobbyganeej Жыл бұрын
now if he could only have a mental breakdown, shave his head like she did, date Kevin Federline, and get a Las Vegas residency
@customerguy8581
@customerguy8581 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe he puts on $2M sunglasses just to podcast for us. We are so lucky he graces us with his $3M sunglass-bespectacled face ranting the red-faced rage of a man with Irish blood coursing through his pale blue veins.
@PSOpwnage
@PSOpwnage Жыл бұрын
Pregnant trucker*
@wilsonpatterson6729
@wilsonpatterson6729 Жыл бұрын
​@@PSOpwnagefake business
@iknowallthesadsongs2115
@iknowallthesadsongs2115 Жыл бұрын
He’s doing coke
@PocketGatoSleeps
@PocketGatoSleeps Жыл бұрын
the last few episodes have felt like a Tim Dillon renaissance, feels like I’m watching during the middle of the pandemic again
@nottroy4500
@nottroy4500 Жыл бұрын
Someone says this every time but it's the first time I've really agreed. He's on a tear.
@GuntherSDoumson2178
@GuntherSDoumson2178 Жыл бұрын
Pandemic Tim was the best time of my life! I miss the lockdowns!
@christophersecreto5686
@christophersecreto5686 Жыл бұрын
​@@GuntherSDoumson2178 Tim Dillon was so high energy and engaged back then. This Tim Dillon is 50% of what he once was.
@rufusblue8044
@rufusblue8044 Жыл бұрын
You don't want to hear more podcasters talk about podcasting
@Feroal2
@Feroal2 Жыл бұрын
He’s on fire most definitely
@JohnyG14
@JohnyG14 Жыл бұрын
Tim stopping the nugget article right before it says the kids autistic and then proceeds to say the only way your kid burns their leg w a nugget is if their retarded was absolutely killing me 😂😂😂
@andrewstadterman329
@andrewstadterman329 Жыл бұрын
"Everyone's autistic now" God I love Tim
@conanmcclanahan1069
@conanmcclanahan1069 Жыл бұрын
The man is an Oracle!
@vasyllunin3058
@vasyllunin3058 Жыл бұрын
He stole that bit from Redbar
@jlllx
@jlllx Жыл бұрын
he's right tho. everyone is autistic or has adhd . it's really just shitty parenting.
@rem_av
@rem_av Жыл бұрын
This thread is for sure
@orientaleskimo5821
@orientaleskimo5821 Жыл бұрын
@@jlllx most people with autism and adhd are really just suffering from a neuro-immune disease that produces symptoms similar to autism and adhd.
@xZOOMORPHICx
@xZOOMORPHICx Жыл бұрын
my autistic kids and narcissistic wife are driving me nuts. this is my sanctuary for the next hour. 🙏
@RoosterOvenMittz6969
@RoosterOvenMittz6969 Жыл бұрын
Conduct some fake business and sell them some precious gemstones and get them all caught up in a pyramid scheme, yes or yes.
@julianbluefeather8491
@julianbluefeather8491 Жыл бұрын
Just be loving and supportive but also strong for your kids. They will love you for it. My mom is a narcissist and I saw it when I got older
@fredocuomo5386
@fredocuomo5386 Жыл бұрын
put on a wig and a dress, assert your dominance
@Squirtle_Bob
@Squirtle_Bob Жыл бұрын
Head up brother
@sallysue8176
@sallysue8176 Жыл бұрын
My uncle is a narcissist. Good thing, I can easily keep my distance. He treats my mom (his sister) disrespectfully he is so mean to her. But when my dad is there, he is on his best behavior. Anyway TMI it’s rough. I sympathize.
@darrenneels8679
@darrenneels8679 Жыл бұрын
The duality of this man. Spraying truth like a new age Carlin and dressing like he traps large rodents for a living. Life in the pig city❤
@themarketm8382
@themarketm8382 Жыл бұрын
A butch lesbian poet wearing $425,000 sunglasses telling me how I deserve nothing but the worst, has given me the strength to keep going another day. Love, Q
@iB_pOpN
@iB_pOpN Жыл бұрын
Touching sentiments. 🥂
@customerguy8581
@customerguy8581 Жыл бұрын
New Q drop is EN FUEGO BASED AND TIMOTHY-PILLED
@Chris-ro7mn
@Chris-ro7mn Жыл бұрын
Every day, we fail, but every day, we try again - Pepe the Frog
@daweller
@daweller Жыл бұрын
every week, the value of those sunglasses goes up. Damn inflation
@aidonwelsh8968
@aidonwelsh8968 Жыл бұрын
“Love, Q” ahahahhhahaha😂😂😂
@HarvestMoon2049
@HarvestMoon2049 Жыл бұрын
Tim looks like the baseball coach that hangs out and smokes near the concession stand benches when his team's not playing.
@keegannjk1
@keegannjk1 Жыл бұрын
And while they are playing
@danksidoodles
@danksidoodles Жыл бұрын
Coach has a runny nose and a special water bottle only for coach too eh!?
@customerguy8581
@customerguy8581 Жыл бұрын
Tim looks like the guy who sold my uncle his dying mother's hydrocodone after she did chemo.
@darkside5452
@darkside5452 Жыл бұрын
Tim looks like the guy you find watching you when you do something stupid in public.
@jacksons7599
@jacksons7599 Жыл бұрын
I love this comment. Americana!
@nateoliver3285
@nateoliver3285 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of old school Tim Dillon during the pandemic. Best show in a while.
@jb7720
@jb7720 Жыл бұрын
Tim just writes a entire epic movie about a Venezuelan in a rant ??!!?? Come on man that was pure gold !!!
@jb7720
@jb7720 Жыл бұрын
Shit you could probably make it three separate movies The upbringing becoming a dad and construction worker end ot with his first deal, second one easily just becoming a king pin realizing all the power is in politics, third he creates a legacy political family and becomes the first president born out of country!
@badkarma11b
@badkarma11b Жыл бұрын
I wonder if Jennifer will sue the congressman for child support
@corrob
@corrob Жыл бұрын
new season of Narcos right there hah
@jb7720
@jb7720 Жыл бұрын
@@badkarma11b HA
@dcollins1429
@dcollins1429 Жыл бұрын
Hopefully, this doesn't get him in trouble with the writers guilds.
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 Жыл бұрын
"Look, here's a shelter & we've made mashed potatoes for these people." I love it when the human family pulls it together.
@Andres-yu4uf
@Andres-yu4uf Жыл бұрын
"It's like instead of just breathing, you have nuggets" so true 🤣
@plnkfloydian7814
@plnkfloydian7814 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@tech1238
@tech1238 Жыл бұрын
😂 I use nuggets as a palette cleanser in between burgers
@JoshuaGay-ux4px
@JoshuaGay-ux4px Жыл бұрын
This is the best podcast I've seen in a long time from him they're all good but this is Tim Dillon god mode this guy's stream-of-consciousness is amazing
@BigMPC
@BigMPC Жыл бұрын
The last half has me dying!!!
@modelchanger1332
@modelchanger1332 Жыл бұрын
I think he had help from an off-white powder, great pod either way
@goodfellow408
@goodfellow408 Жыл бұрын
Your name is Joshua Gay. My name is Joshua and I am gay. Mind blown.
@blacksea245
@blacksea245 Жыл бұрын
Imagine the traumatizing bedtime stories Tim would tell his future children. 😂
@customerguy8581
@customerguy8581 Жыл бұрын
Tim really out here making butt babies with his twink lacrosse-playing fiance. What a legend.
@julianbluefeather8491
@julianbluefeather8491 Жыл бұрын
Customer Guy who is the lacrosse playing twink?
@areyoutheregoditsmedave
@areyoutheregoditsmedave Жыл бұрын
its a good thing that will never happen.
@YouWillFindYouInYouTube
@YouWillFindYouInYouTube Жыл бұрын
IN A WORLD WHERE BRITNEY SPEARS DIDNT HAVE A CONSERVATIVESHIP 😂
@darkside5452
@darkside5452 Жыл бұрын
In a world where women are no longer needed…
@kingsleytuccerthe3rd90
@kingsleytuccerthe3rd90 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 That nugget segment was fuckin epic. Im belly laughing and crying from laughter right now.
@keegannjk1
@keegannjk1 Жыл бұрын
I’d buy this guy’s energy drink
@ShangHighRoller
@ShangHighRoller Жыл бұрын
It's an off-white powder. Pinkish or yellowish.
@DennisMoore664
@DennisMoore664 Жыл бұрын
But are you enough of a chad to drink his kool-aid?
@SafetyLucas
@SafetyLucas Жыл бұрын
It's just a mixture of cocaine and cum
@blahblahwhocares4157
@blahblahwhocares4157 Жыл бұрын
Tim’s Hunting garb is exceptional.
@RoosterOvenMittz6969
@RoosterOvenMittz6969 Жыл бұрын
*Twink hunting season is upon us*
@nickysantoro9194
@nickysantoro9194 Жыл бұрын
Ooooo couldnt even fucking see him
@Mizsheen
@Mizsheen Жыл бұрын
The only thing Tim shoots is bum darts
@CCitis
@CCitis Жыл бұрын
Ralph Lauren
@darkside5452
@darkside5452 Жыл бұрын
@@CCitis Ralph Lauren makes child hunting gear now?
@onewiththeragingwind6730
@onewiththeragingwind6730 Жыл бұрын
Dillon getting consistent again. God love ya Pig. Can you please…for CHRIST…have Shane Gilliy on soon.
@dimitrisolejak26
@dimitrisolejak26 Жыл бұрын
No way dude
@deinemuttiification
@deinemuttiification Жыл бұрын
@@dimitrisolejak26 wroong
@dillon8992
@dillon8992 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love it when the Dawgs and pigs collab
@user-ms5sf3bk5k
@user-ms5sf3bk5k Жыл бұрын
Should be soon they have shows together coming up
@sitonmuhdeckasshole
@sitonmuhdeckasshole Жыл бұрын
Podcast GOATs
@bvlogs4083
@bvlogs4083 Жыл бұрын
By far the most articulate and original comic out today. Yes or yes?
@sitonmuhdeckasshole
@sitonmuhdeckasshole Жыл бұрын
Nick Mullen, Jerrod Carmichael, Shane Gillis and Louis CK right there but I feel ya haha
@offendineveryway9411
@offendineveryway9411 Жыл бұрын
My personal favorite out there right now.
@yourdogisbeautiful5845
@yourdogisbeautiful5845 Жыл бұрын
Only seen him live once but watched all his recorded stuff. Truthfully, he’s an alright comedian and an outstanding broadcaster. There a lot of much better standups rn His podcast is elite though, give ya that
@searabeara5328
@searabeara5328 Жыл бұрын
Yes or yes? In his voice makes me cry laughing
@npc1386
@npc1386 Жыл бұрын
Tim, Nick Mullen and Theo Von
@Sludgedump
@Sludgedump Жыл бұрын
Tim will never understand how much he just saved my life
@nathanbuss5044
@nathanbuss5044 Жыл бұрын
Best episode I’ve seen in months and only 20 minutes in. You are getting your groove back.
@sangyedorje
@sangyedorje Жыл бұрын
The nugget detective strikes back.
@felyxmillicent6538
@felyxmillicent6538 Жыл бұрын
Greatest podcast of all time.
@customerguy8581
@customerguy8581 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Kill Tony rocks! Why are you mentioning it here though?
@maxrox2363
@maxrox2363 Жыл бұрын
Tim is unmatched.
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT Жыл бұрын
@@customerguy8581L fucking take
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT Жыл бұрын
@@EUCvibes 🤣🤣🤣 idiotic
@xxxxxx89xxxx30
@xxxxxx89xxxx30 Жыл бұрын
This should not even be called a podcast... This man gives a voice to a generation slowly drowning in the sea of lies and false promises.
@Turb0Man14
@Turb0Man14 Жыл бұрын
Nothing like a good solo podcast
@scottsmith8162
@scottsmith8162 Жыл бұрын
Remember the HILARIOUS podcast he did with Bill Burr?! 😅
@BaldHeadedManc
@BaldHeadedManc Жыл бұрын
​@@scottsmith8162 we don't talk about that here
@customerguy8581
@customerguy8581 Жыл бұрын
YES! **NOT** AN INTERVIEW SHOW! KEEP IT SOLO!!!
@oN3xShOtxkilL
@oN3xShOtxkilL Жыл бұрын
Unless Carb Kump comes on, more solo less interviews
@LordTempist
@LordTempist Жыл бұрын
I have two reasons for living right now. Tim Dillion and UFO disclosure. The nugget bit was magical.
@ramonsantana6916
@ramonsantana6916 Жыл бұрын
“ Ex gay cocaine addict “ he’s not gay anymore guys. We did it 😂
@Avrgjsph
@Avrgjsph 11 ай бұрын
Cmon. Somebody find someone tim fucked.
@mrscruffles801
@mrscruffles801 4 ай бұрын
He's still addicted to cocaine but at least he's kicked his gay habit.
@mdiaz3429
@mdiaz3429 Жыл бұрын
The best part of this is being a Tamarac resident and finding Tim's depiction of the nugget incident to be 100% accurate.
@user--710
@user--710 Жыл бұрын
"You have an ex gay cocaine addict" 5:14. Tim revealing the truth we knew all along
@rhysault-du4ek
@rhysault-du4ek Жыл бұрын
Who thinks Trump makes a few good points
@danksidoodles
@danksidoodles Жыл бұрын
Is he no Longer a gay or a cokehead… 🤔
@MARKNORMANDSINNERTHOUGHTS
@MARKNORMANDSINNERTHOUGHTS Жыл бұрын
We knew he’s not gay anymore but still a huge coke addict
@Mizsheen
@Mizsheen Жыл бұрын
He said it twice
@albertosantosramirez
@albertosantosramirez Жыл бұрын
Be real , out of your league
@alandestephano7606
@alandestephano7606 Жыл бұрын
Yo the nugget branding rant is hysterical! You could throw that in a special easily
@julianbluefeather8491
@julianbluefeather8491 Жыл бұрын
I hope everyone has a great day! Tomorrow will be better. Keep your head up
@customerguy8581
@customerguy8581 Жыл бұрын
Thanks Julian, you too :)
@areyoutheregoditsmedave
@areyoutheregoditsmedave Жыл бұрын
thank you julian. God bless you.
@darkside5452
@darkside5452 Жыл бұрын
It realistically can’t get better, but I like the optimism. I appreciate it
@adamgardener8624
@adamgardener8624 Жыл бұрын
Shut UP!!!
@dialedmedia_
@dialedmedia_ Жыл бұрын
I'm not going to take a sip from my drink while watching Tim Dillon anymore, he said "let's make mashed potatoes for these people" and I spit soda all over my laptop. Great, great content
@SM-zr4nc
@SM-zr4nc Жыл бұрын
Dear Tim, Excellent episode I feel like we are swininging back to 2020/19 themes and rants. Please keep this style, it is why you went viral and is your special sauce.
@AthelasAudio
@AthelasAudio Жыл бұрын
A tale of MK Ultra'd celebrities and molten chicken nuggets. Another Tim classic.
@jmua8450
@jmua8450 Жыл бұрын
“If I had an autistic child I’d burn them with a chicken nugget.” 😂😂
@idiamin1457
@idiamin1457 Жыл бұрын
Pro shop. Full tilt. Just cruising , and he’s free styling . It’s so slipshod that it’s morbidly compelling. Comedy this pure can only be live
@griizzd
@griizzd 11 ай бұрын
Electoral district comment commissioner
@Winn-Daniel
@Winn-Daniel Жыл бұрын
Tim is a comedic genius He's amazing can't share the love I have for this man
@lukeandrewmusic2733
@lukeandrewmusic2733 Жыл бұрын
my favorite weekly routine. thank you Tim. nobody else could make it so clear how far downhill my life has gone ❤️
@KyleAndrew
@KyleAndrew Жыл бұрын
This is art work. I literally stood up and applauded when this ended. Tim, your friends at DXL say hello.
@BioluminescentTree
@BioluminescentTree Жыл бұрын
I think this is probably the first time I've literally cried laughing listening to one of his episodes. Thank you, I just so happened to be in a really bad mood so yeah.
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is the missing Trump trial juror.
@trayyoutube
@trayyoutube Жыл бұрын
I trust him to abide by the constitution
@trayyoutube
@trayyoutube Жыл бұрын
#yesoryes
@oN3xShOtxkilL
@oN3xShOtxkilL Жыл бұрын
He’ll be the juror with the black panther fist
@PunjabiProductions22
@PunjabiProductions22 Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is the reason we all need to avoid saturated fats
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT Жыл бұрын
@@PunjabiProductions22bold words from someone named Panda… but yes
@caleighhraee
@caleighhraee Жыл бұрын
“She’s branding her child with a nugget” I’m listening to this at work and laughing my ass off 😂😂😂
@hjv7121
@hjv7121 Жыл бұрын
So that’s why my food is always cold at McDonalds, they are worried about getting sued for it being too hot 😂
@BaldHeadedManc
@BaldHeadedManc Жыл бұрын
There's a reason their coffee and tea cups have multiple warnings on them.. morons pour a steaming hot coffee all over their face and then sue. What a country.
@mustavogaia2655
@mustavogaia2655 Жыл бұрын
We are 5 years away from someone suing a state/county for not warming about how wet the ocean is.
@captainDL3
@captainDL3 Жыл бұрын
Just watched the whole thing. Best episode yet. Thank you.
@HITTHEPANDA
@HITTHEPANDA Жыл бұрын
agreed
@stubstunner
@stubstunner Жыл бұрын
Damn that was fast.
@Squirtle_Bob
@Squirtle_Bob Жыл бұрын
​@@stubstunner potentially spotify
@captainDL3
@captainDL3 Жыл бұрын
@@Squirtle_Bob KZfaq for sure. Into the cage with Britney you go.
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 Жыл бұрын
@@captainDL3 And for you, cap'n? The pit.
@TheRubberStudiosASMR
@TheRubberStudiosASMR Жыл бұрын
I’m watching a guy with $10 million dollar sunglasses while I renovate my cardboard box by the freeway.
@Kosovar_Chicken
@Kosovar_Chicken Жыл бұрын
I worked at McDonalds as a teen, the nuggets sit in warming trays for way too long. There’s no damn way the nugget was scolding hot.
@ultrameticulous
@ultrameticulous Жыл бұрын
There's no way they came straight from the fryer? That's very likely what happened. Run out of nuggets, waiting on new ones, from fryer to lap. Straight from fryer then between belt and skin, especially for an extended period, would do it. Then, the child has a condition where they are verbally limited and may not understand what to do in the situation, to prioritize getting it off her skin. This is all speculation, but I won't pass judgement, especially after being duped by the disinformation campaign surrounding the woman and her hot coffee. Go dive into that story. Pun intended, just like the coffee, it boils down to an expectation of the product not being excessively hot. The child's mother is aware of her condition, but didn't think she was in Superheated Nugget Territory. She thought her child was dealing with normal temperature food and didn't have to worry about such a thing.
@mediocreape
@mediocreape Жыл бұрын
this was a episode just like the old days. what a great episode. saved it just incase it gets taken down
@bossHogOG
@bossHogOG Жыл бұрын
The old days at gas digital was guests.
@bumwog
@bumwog Жыл бұрын
First time I've ever seen a floating head wearing $4M sunglasses
@rockandrollisyourmom
@rockandrollisyourmom Жыл бұрын
Tim will make The Joker great again.
@stevenbenitez1851
@stevenbenitez1851 Жыл бұрын
Gah damn Tim was on fire with this one lmfaoooo
@JohnDoe-bi5cc
@JohnDoe-bi5cc Жыл бұрын
yo mama was also on fire with this one lmfaoooo
@juancuelloespinosa
@juancuelloespinosa Жыл бұрын
I think it's interesting that the sounds of the girl's screams were played in court, which means the mom, instead of helping her daughter remove whatever was hurting her, took some time to open her phone and record the whole thing?
@mrscruffles801
@mrscruffles801 4 ай бұрын
If that question wasn't asked in court then I'm losing the last bit of faith in the justice system I had.
@julianbluefeather8491
@julianbluefeather8491 Жыл бұрын
Tim calls himself an “Ex-gay cocaine addict”
@max-fj7np
@max-fj7np Жыл бұрын
Keep the episodes sporadic my guy. I need my dopamine hits at random times throughout the week. My dopamine spikes higher when it is not scheduled in advance
@tomik6537
@tomik6537 Жыл бұрын
no tim dill is my guy!
@woodyfpv5331
@woodyfpv5331 Жыл бұрын
Random dopamine is the best dopamine.
@mrblackglobal
@mrblackglobal Жыл бұрын
Kamala Harris is the new Paula Abdul { American Idol phase)
@xxxxxx89xxxx30
@xxxxxx89xxxx30 Жыл бұрын
Is there a comedian who has more material than Tim free on youtube? Every pod is a gift that keeps on giving :D
@scotuslaurentius2763
@scotuslaurentius2763 Жыл бұрын
That immigrant monologue was truly amazing - that was artful.
@samueld6083
@samueld6083 Жыл бұрын
Tim get Britney on the pod .
@user-ms5sf3bk5k
@user-ms5sf3bk5k Жыл бұрын
Best episode so far, glad Tim is back to rare form these past couple months
@BonoboJones
@BonoboJones Жыл бұрын
"Ex-gay cocaine addict" is the funniest way to trip over your words and roll with it. Had me laughing
@xrystiang8923
@xrystiang8923 Жыл бұрын
Tims spot on about the chicken nugget... His version is way more plausible 😂
@jahpalma
@jahpalma Жыл бұрын
I'm undocumented and I watch this show.
@colinb8332
@colinb8332 Жыл бұрын
@immigration sorry man just exercising my rights to report
@cecilyerker
@cecilyerker Жыл бұрын
I’m calling ICE
@davinnicode
@davinnicode Жыл бұрын
ay papi!
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT Жыл бұрын
Ay dios mio
@damianroiz128
@damianroiz128 Жыл бұрын
we'll all vote for you once you run for Congress 😅
@jayweiss4378
@jayweiss4378 Жыл бұрын
Truth and Justice the Tim Dillon way 🇺🇸
@ianmurphy6903
@ianmurphy6903 Жыл бұрын
Does anyone else forget Kamila is our VP. And as a former McDonalds Employee I can 100% verify we will not get you your food that quickly enough so that you could burn yourself. It'll be room temp if ur lucky
@Kvothe_The_Bloodless
@Kvothe_The_Bloodless Жыл бұрын
I'm going to get a happy meal and my daughter is gonna take this one for the team. Her 5 year old skin will endure and feel better when dads new jetski zooms past our new lakehouse.
@elwoodblues1377
@elwoodblues1377 Жыл бұрын
This podcasts could easily be one of the best hour long stand up specials of all time. Every bit is just an absolute killer!
@frankpaul2869
@frankpaul2869 Жыл бұрын
That’s a 60 mg perk rant if I’ve ever heard one . Good for you Timmy welcome back.
@ICUP570
@ICUP570 Жыл бұрын
Tim and Shane could be the craziest little league baseball coaches
@SafetyLucas
@SafetyLucas Жыл бұрын
And Louis could be the team manager
@notsure725
@notsure725 Жыл бұрын
Stavros could be the team dad that provides the snacks
@ruthlesssrabbit321
@ruthlesssrabbit321 Жыл бұрын
Just sitting here watching Tim casually make up a story about a molested immigrant guy who murders his way up to congressman. Got me more invested than Heat & Shawshank combined.
@RD-qb7sd
@RD-qb7sd Жыл бұрын
I love Tim's black voice during the nugget bit. "Now listen baby, I's a here to hurt you"
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT Жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s almost as if the mom and child are black…
@JaredB47
@JaredB47 Жыл бұрын
27:00 The greatest rant on American Culture in the history of ranting
@dblackout1107
@dblackout1107 10 ай бұрын
This is one of the best episodes. I’m watching it a second time I love it so much.
@VoorheesPK
@VoorheesPK Жыл бұрын
This is the tim I missed.
@johnduckguitar7083
@johnduckguitar7083 Жыл бұрын
Simply the best entertainment hour of the week on any platform 🤩🤩🤩
@thomaslauria4300
@thomaslauria4300 Жыл бұрын
I mean the first 5 mins alone, "not all child stars are going to end up like me". Timmy dilly is a national fucking treasure
@L1VE3V1L
@L1VE3V1L 8 ай бұрын
Tim’s brand of comedy didn’t click with me at first but now I can’t get enough of his style. I think it was the 2B1Cave episode that got me. “We’re not shovelling enough gruel in pig’s faces….” Hahah fucking dead 😂
@mrscruffles801
@mrscruffles801 4 ай бұрын
It's like cigarettes. You won't be addicted right away.
@1Dann123
@1Dann123 Жыл бұрын
Amazing episode! I can’t wait to brand my children with McNuggets, truly the American dream!
@julianbluefeather8491
@julianbluefeather8491 Жыл бұрын
Love this episode!
@85bstout
@85bstout Жыл бұрын
This is absolute peak TD. 2020 shows have some tough competition for pure value. Watching the world come apart could never be so entertaining in any other timeline.
@chrisbraden8207
@chrisbraden8207 Жыл бұрын
Shame we can’t get 3 of these a week from you Tim ,,, pure gold !
@CoolAdam247
@CoolAdam247 Жыл бұрын
Tim looking like he just came back from a hunting trip with Joe Rogan and he returned alone with a Dick Cheney shirt on. 😎👍💥💥💥💥
@kevinlewis4794
@kevinlewis4794 Жыл бұрын
As always laugh out loud funny 😂 truly the funniest podcast out there and I watch them all
@BKX369
@BKX369 Жыл бұрын
The bit about the rehab counselor😂😂
@deewinter169
@deewinter169 Жыл бұрын
live for this
@darkside5452
@darkside5452 Жыл бұрын
I spoke with someone who is from Liberia and he told me that whole families are able to survive on $3 US dollars a day worth of food. That’s how much our currency is worth in other countries where the illegal immigrants come from. When they send back the untaxed money they earn here, their families live like elites there. There’s something wrong about exporting the American dream at the expense of Americans’ American dream. These people are not looking to stay. Watch how they will flee once the US dollar loses its value.
@ThEGEnIuS198
@ThEGEnIuS198 Жыл бұрын
He just keeps evolving, unlike the rest of us.
@stephenbeltzner7736
@stephenbeltzner7736 Жыл бұрын
Best rant so far tim. Blessings from Toronto 🦉
@socketofdavis
@socketofdavis Жыл бұрын
the nugget branding bit is what we come here for
@MrVacca
@MrVacca Жыл бұрын
Best Mother’s Day podcast ever
@Planewalker1999
@Planewalker1999 Жыл бұрын
I would hate to lose this show on KZfaq in all seriousness
@jaredcook1644
@jaredcook1644 Жыл бұрын
You can tell it’s gonna be a fire ep when Tim talks with his hands the entire time AND has on 100 thousand dollar sunglasses on
@richardgardin5367
@richardgardin5367 Жыл бұрын
I was in tears when I listened to this on the plane flying home Thursday.
@Alexis_-_
@Alexis_-_ Жыл бұрын
What a great episode!! "Munchausen by proxy but it's all fast food"
@ianwerick3927
@ianwerick3927 Жыл бұрын
The chicken nugget rant at time stamp 36:06 is some of the best shit I’ve ever heard😂 never change Tim. (20 minute listen btw)
@jeffreybonner6895
@jeffreybonner6895 Жыл бұрын
Agree. One of the best Dillon rants ever
@alexl.4362
@alexl.4362 Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is a Beast.
@SocietyOfTheLiftedLorax
@SocietyOfTheLiftedLorax Жыл бұрын
The best monolog ever. Do you free ball these? So ridiculously hilarious.
@antoniorosario2985
@antoniorosario2985 Жыл бұрын
Always waiting for new tim dillon podcast. YES OR YES ???
@johnnymidas5879
@johnnymidas5879 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👍
@somesandman8328
@somesandman8328 Жыл бұрын
The 4 mins of the Sebastian impression was the icing on the cake that is this episode, this was great
@SONOFABITCH
@SONOFABITCH Жыл бұрын
27:16 - the beginning of the best rant of the year, possibly decade!
@snowxtra
@snowxtra Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillion is like your fun uncle
@oldsoul1758
@oldsoul1758 Жыл бұрын
Love you Tim, your the best.
@tomik6537
@tomik6537 Жыл бұрын
you're
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