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2 жыл бұрынTim Dillon, driving through the hills of Texas, shares some Thanksgiving wisdom to navigate your wonderful family this holiday season, and breaks down the history of Ghislaine Maxwell, a woman wrongfully accused, now up against a brutal and unforgiving judicial system. Happy Turkey Day.
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@NeerajRajput1990 2 жыл бұрын
His new studio is taking more time than Ghislaine Maxwell's trial.
@moriyokiri3229 2 жыл бұрын
Will be finished after Rogan opens his comedy club in Austin
@Compton3clipsed 2 жыл бұрын
Her trial barely started.
@bucketsm1639 2 жыл бұрын
Incredible
@prplchldofficial 2 жыл бұрын
Let's get me one
@bochapman1058 2 жыл бұрын
@@Compton3clipsed yeah but it took forever for them to get into the courtroom.
@IntrovertRockstar 2 жыл бұрын
Being a truck driver and finding this podcast was the best thing ever since me and my baby momma broke up lol
@brandongenda 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome aboard.
@gabrielgudger6455 2 жыл бұрын
keep ya head up man. There's more out there
@punpun666 2 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city.
@schigeraXD 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like its time you started up your very own fake business.
@madcat5965 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, how I wish I could rediscover Tim again.
@CLR1992 2 жыл бұрын
"What even IS human trafficking...? ... People going places?!?!?!" You're a modern day comedy hero.
@maxamillion6958 2 жыл бұрын
They told me I was going places :(
@Note10plusAura 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxamillion6958ok so did they tell you you were going places - or did they say you were being human trafficked..?
@xthekingsguard1229 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@theleastbannedman 2 жыл бұрын
tim’s new studio is just like his keto diet: coming soon
@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
lol very nice
@theleastbannedman 2 жыл бұрын
@Vincent W the joke is that it’s never coming
@shawnburns3996 2 жыл бұрын
Tim said something that I realized years ago. The more you think about what’s going on the worse life is
@johnnytsunami4186 2 жыл бұрын
"Ignorance is bliss, tis folly to be wise" Thomas Gray - 1768
@RamblinAround 2 жыл бұрын
This entire episode is gold.
@DomT0311 2 жыл бұрын
They always are
@lblblblblb7942 2 жыл бұрын
Even the ads
@AmericanGwyn 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon retained by the Rittenhouse Family to represent them at Golden Corral this Thanksgiving…
@carloscjr23 2 жыл бұрын
After all the money he collects from the corp med1a like a feudal lord he can afford to close the whole place just to enjoy some fake bussiness with mr. Dillon.
@bongkidojones1777 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a Rittenhome
@dt4676 2 жыл бұрын
Yes they're poor, but not for long.
@MonsieurDrobot 2 жыл бұрын
Rittenhouse deserves the total victory. The same guys that love Taxi Driver and Joker but are Dem are finding it so hard to root for the good guy here. You Dems would love to see Trump’s head held by Kathy, or support vacuuming babies out of teens, but heaven forbid a drugged up rioter with a criminal past gets the karma he absolutely deserved. The world is already a much better place now that he is deceased.
@AmericanGwyn 2 жыл бұрын
@@MonsieurDrobot How are you able to comment while on DMT?
@MistahJigglah 2 жыл бұрын
The delivery of "I love women, and this is a modeling agency" was spot on.
@lukeramm6266 2 жыл бұрын
Tim’s comments on uncles fighting about rittenhouse and an aunt shutting it down is 1000% what’s happening at my families thanksgiving
@geesixnine 2 жыл бұрын
Idk why I was thinking of Tim Pool while reading this
@MajimaGoro8 2 жыл бұрын
Get drunk and let the rage out
@BigEase 2 жыл бұрын
Ben and his wife are addicted to the endorphin rush of almost killing people with their cars
@jackb8598 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah
@johngoldsworthy7135 2 жыл бұрын
Sam Hyde style
@MegaDudebroman 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy you're getting your studio built in Guantanamo Bay to really get to the bottom of everything! Thank you, Tim!
@connormeehan5773 2 жыл бұрын
The Maxwell section of this podcast is a masterpiece of nihilist philosophy.
@jonathanalpart7812 2 жыл бұрын
Which must be listened to at a Taco Bell.
@bullmoosemedia 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanalpart7812 In-and-Out would be best as it is Ghislaine's favorite restaurant.
@nickjones2932 2 жыл бұрын
“I have never lied to you guys” Proceeds by telling 15 lies he’s told us lol
@Economivision 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for starting this off as a musical. My wife’s been begging me to take her to Broadway, and this has been an inexpensive, yet comparable alternative.
@a.r4632 2 жыл бұрын
First go, I skipped this one because I need visuals, but I came back because Tim told me to. Get this over 300k
@raniergurl04 2 жыл бұрын
Omg. I’m 8 mins in and I’m dying😂😂😂 “it’s not a ritten-house it’s a ritten-home” Somebody please make a welcome mat that says that. I’ll buy it!
@krissykatportal 2 жыл бұрын
I’m on it 🤓
@krissykatportal 2 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@amiracleone2803 2 жыл бұрын
Great idea 💡
@danthemansmail 2 жыл бұрын
Ten minutes in and Tim is rolling strong. Hilarious.
@irabernstein 2 жыл бұрын
playing games instead of openly hating eachother
@ducksinarowpatience3670 2 жыл бұрын
I was subduing a laugh at 'it's Thanksgiving time '.😂
@QuantumQuibbles 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not a Rittenhouse, it’s a Rittenhome.
@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
haha dude fantastic comment
@tannerannichiarico7255 2 жыл бұрын
@@DannySullivanMusic IS IT THOOOOOO
@RedheadJack 2 жыл бұрын
I can't drink myself half to death listening to this when it comes out Monday evening. Thanks Tim
@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry twinkerbell
@Bleeeaaoop 2 жыл бұрын
Sure you can
@prplchldofficial 2 жыл бұрын
Let's get me on
@theleastbannedman 2 жыл бұрын
fuck it. 58:34 to drink myself to death on a Monday night
@Tim-Dillon 2 жыл бұрын
P
@KashmoneyHer0 2 жыл бұрын
Tim's giving me shell-shock by describing exactly how dinner is going to devolve step by step. There is no avoiding this
@austinkuipers6087 2 жыл бұрын
Start a kitchen fire and trauma bond with them?
@masoncarter7333 2 жыл бұрын
"Free Chislane" -Timothy rothchild Goldstein Rockefeller the third
@IcdCff-db5wu 2 жыл бұрын
It’s Tim Mohammed Stein Cohen
@chrisom4699 2 жыл бұрын
That's antisemetic!! Just because heaps of jewish families are doing dodgy shit, it doesn't mean heaps of jewish families are doing dodgy shit..
@Wanderer-uc1sj 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon, the only person who can make us look forward to Mondays.
@josefadams647 2 жыл бұрын
Bill burr Monday morning podcast is another good reason to look forward to a mondays as well!
@cloudbloom 2 жыл бұрын
Can't forget Kill Tony
@Walrus286 2 жыл бұрын
Legion of Skanks
@duwayne9393 2 жыл бұрын
you people sicken me
@nicklehne7486 2 жыл бұрын
Him and Dick Masterson
@exileisland2675 2 жыл бұрын
A full history of the Epstein saga without breaking satiric character once is a strong contender to the rant that ended with independence day
@michaelmarshall8041 2 жыл бұрын
Completely agree
@cooperpayne 2 жыл бұрын
God that was a classic
@mrbubbles69able 2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp v
@yonaschoemann2095 2 жыл бұрын
I realized I’m missing Ben’s facial and vocal reaction in order to determine if Tim is sarcastic or not
@SickTroll 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if we even deserve this gentleman.
@TheB00tyWarrior 2 жыл бұрын
We don't.
@disconnected22 2 жыл бұрын
Ray, in a studio at the top of the Burj Khalifa, rendered even more unintelligible by an oxygen mask 🤣 And the thought of Ben driving AND laughing makes me smile.
@jeffreymason7049 2 жыл бұрын
and he's wearing a kandura, sitting in a golden throne the size of a shipping container, stuffing his face with seafood, while Ben cleans the suite in a French maid's outfit and Tim yells at the butler for the over cooked eggs.
@johnnycomelately9400 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeffreymason7049 Ray sitting there going "It's all coming together folks!"
@TheDude0315 2 жыл бұрын
I think Tim wants Ghislaine free so Ben and him can take her to In-N-Out to do a live episode 🍔
@neffsam5474 2 жыл бұрын
If Tim Dillon plays his cards right, he could eventually interview her in France
@junior1388666 2 жыл бұрын
I'd pay heavy money to watch that
@russellm2555 2 жыл бұрын
Fresh-cut fries are reserved for only the best
@bpater12 2 жыл бұрын
This episode should be stored in the Library of Congress, it’s a National Treasure
@Photosynthesislove 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@taniabluebell3099 2 жыл бұрын
Tim- "Because cooking requires a soul".
@yungdolphin9130 2 жыл бұрын
Yes I heard that Kinda true though
@nothing-to7iy 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Tim is dropping this episode the same night Che joined LOS to pretend hes still a comic.
@GraceJ91 2 жыл бұрын
It’s embarrassing the amount of times I checked if the new episode had been uploaded yet.
@yanquiufo7113 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pathetic with it too
@ko349 2 жыл бұрын
Me too ❤️ soul sisters
@GraceJ91 2 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city.
@primetimejabroni903 2 жыл бұрын
Chicks listen to this show?
@ko349 2 жыл бұрын
@@primetimejabroni903 of course we do!
@thatnthese7653 2 жыл бұрын
Tim was truly blessed with a sort of clarity, he is able to describe situations and people so accurately
@mytwosatoshis4052 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus tim , almost offed myself AGAIN!! this time I had the Toaster plugged in, getting out the bath now.
@bloatedsodium7301 2 жыл бұрын
Why did the turkey cross the road? Because Ben was driving on the sidewalk.
@stoptrudeau42 2 жыл бұрын
Lol wtf
@Jac5inCo 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I don't hear Big Dilly's voice for a while I always assume the worst Relapse or prolapse....
@dereksmith6713 2 жыл бұрын
Yikes, well done, my brain/body just convulsed as that line sank in.
@josef2012 2 жыл бұрын
Win/Win
@miguelito2361 2 жыл бұрын
Tim would probably be funnier if he relapsed. We should all encourage him to do the right thing for our amusement.
@headfullofacid8088 2 жыл бұрын
Ooof
@blindthrall 2 жыл бұрын
@@miguelito2361 No, the prolapse would be funnier. Big ole purple pumpkin, like a weightlifter that found his limit the hard way.
@stephenxburrage 2 жыл бұрын
Dude I just had the WORST fucking day.. and this completely turned it around. Not to get all lame but THANK YOU for making these podcasts Tim.. huge moral boost
@asfandyaralam7180 2 жыл бұрын
@shutty666 2 жыл бұрын
Hey... life in the big city 🤷♂️
@76Hog 2 жыл бұрын
I’m here because Tim told me to go back and watch this even though it has no audio. Glad I did
@Blake_.Dryden 2 жыл бұрын
Tim’s new studio is definitely one of his fake business endeavors. If he dms you asking for investment capital, caveat emptor.
@hudsontoo1212 2 жыл бұрын
He blew the budget on an eating spree @ chain steakhouses
@hudsontoo1212 2 жыл бұрын
@Judge Eric awww man- yeah- no…. that sucks you’re eating that, for real. Fortunately for me, we have our own cows and I just killed a deer yesterday and took it to the processor today. I assume I wouldn’t be able to live where you live- no offense
@5roundmedia955 2 жыл бұрын
Brother I believe you are on the wrong channel. The joe rogan experience is this way 👉🏻
@Blake_.Dryden 2 жыл бұрын
@@5roundmedia955 ya talkin ta me?
@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
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@williamculver1274 2 жыл бұрын
The last 30 minutes are solid gold. Absolutely brilliant. You're a beautiful man Tim Dillon.
@mnforager 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing a new episode from Tim is the high point of my day
@MultiBluedog123 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah kind of a depressing yet also somewhat enjoyable reality many of us find ourselves in. Happy Hanukkah
@BrkenPencil 2 жыл бұрын
Yep…a little glimmer of joy in this Hell-scape
@ReynaSingh 2 жыл бұрын
No video to be thankful for Tim
@bloatedsodium7301 2 жыл бұрын
Reyna, Tim is the human embodiment of painful pleasure.
@jawlinejawlinejawline 2 жыл бұрын
Dealing with a tough breakup that's really affecting me emotionally so glad the pig dropped so I can get a few haha's before I cry myself to sleep
@CoolAdam247 2 жыл бұрын
Stay strong brother I feel your pain ❤👊
@redrhino1911 2 жыл бұрын
5 months ago my dad died my gf cheated on me and I lost a few homies all within 2 weeks. I was so torn and broken I tied myself up and burned myself just to feel something. When I realized I was too scared to kill myself, I decided to choose to push on. I move 2,700 miles away from the Midwest , to the west coast and it was the best thing I ever did. Face your pain, and do something bold for yourself and no one else, with it. Now partnered in a construction company and invested in a few farms!! Life is great and what you do in your darkest moments define your potential.
@jawlinejawlinejawline 2 жыл бұрын
@@redrhino1911 sounds like fake business but still inspiring thank you man I'll keep that in mind.
@jawlinejawlinejawline 2 жыл бұрын
@@CoolAdam247 thank you brother, it hurts but I'm getting through it
@jamesonlawrence9203 2 жыл бұрын
tim single-handedly got me through a break up/ the worse point of my life in general. his ability to take you out of whatever is going on in your life into his crazy mind is very therapeutic lol
@poweramulets1725 2 жыл бұрын
Cooking requires a soul. Have a Happy Thanksgiving folks.
@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын
🙈🙉🙊
@incredulousd9408 2 жыл бұрын
Tim's ad reads are the only ad reads I don't skip, simply perfection.
@Note10plusAura 2 жыл бұрын
Dude same. Plus props to the sponsors that understands its jokes and stick around. He literally said, you can eat Magic Spoon Cereal out of a butt, it's rly hot cereal.
@Buk99 2 жыл бұрын
The dude who invented Sheath Underwear deserves a special mention, considering some of the crazy shit that’s been thrown in his murderous direction.
@Note10plusAura 2 жыл бұрын
@@Buk99 wait why?
@a.k.4o 2 жыл бұрын
Sheath underwear has a great sense of humor
@BigNiz82 2 жыл бұрын
The second half of this episode is a masterpiece in absurdist comedy. How lucky we are to be witness to true genius in real time.
@atlharp1 2 жыл бұрын
Tim's Thanksgiving will be him eating at a corporate steakhouse and laughing while looking at his bank account. Happy Thanksgiving Tim!
@agreen182 2 жыл бұрын
Here I’m thinking the golden age of this show is over and then Tim drops this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Sludgedump 2 жыл бұрын
I give thanks for this. Sing the whole damn episode you beautiful man
@John_Guice 2 жыл бұрын
He has publicly said that he is a fat woman..
@Sludgedump 2 жыл бұрын
Gender is a social construct
@masonfallert9318 2 жыл бұрын
this might be one of the most insane episodes i’ve ever heard from Tim and i love it
@ratchet6909 2 жыл бұрын
I just hope Tim has a better Thanksgiving than last year at Whitney's and her terrible orange plates.
@reynam2576 2 жыл бұрын
Omg the horrah 😱
@Fabian080690 2 жыл бұрын
SO over the top
@Chris-P 2 жыл бұрын
You better show up and honor your grandfather's legacy, by cutting the turkey with the fam - Kath
@Eblis840 2 жыл бұрын
"A Thanksgiving Massacre"
@Nick-ho3bn 2 жыл бұрын
when Tim was trying to think of the movie for Ben’s family thanksgiving I was screaming in my head MIDSOMMAR😂
@dookiejohnson4268 2 жыл бұрын
This entire episode should be a talk radio station in the next GTA installment. Literally a station with Theo Tim and Shane Gillis would be timeless.
@coktoe4487 2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to get high and listen to this tomorrow. Probably gonna huff gasoline from a garbage bag. I like to party.
@josef2012 2 жыл бұрын
🤘🇺🇲🌈
@stoptrudeau42 2 жыл бұрын
Try smoking it way stronger bro. 💪
@ivodasilva3932 2 жыл бұрын
Am I invited?
@yanquiufo7113 2 жыл бұрын
Luv u
@jyo9735 2 жыл бұрын
@@stoptrudeau42 i smoke that gas bro
@blobbylee9430 2 жыл бұрын
Not being able to laugh with Ben is something I didn’t know I would miss so much.
@slaphappybullet 2 жыл бұрын
Hello darkness my old friend
@Vanessa-yl7rv 2 жыл бұрын
Meals on wheels is a great charity ❤️ love you Tim ❤️your humor and spirit bring me joy
@CoolAdam247 2 жыл бұрын
When Tim starts off singing you know it's going to be a KNIFE FIGHT ! 🔪🗡 #LifeInTheBigCity
@punpun666 2 жыл бұрын
Truly.
@ducksinarowpatience3670 2 жыл бұрын
My chilhood friend ,late 70's , NJ said that non stop. I wonder if he knew Tim's moms , "tenant". #LifeInTheBigCity
@rattlejaw9976 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude
@AnActualCoconut 2 жыл бұрын
Are you gay? I am
@Eblis840 2 жыл бұрын
Ray Kump still couldn't release his episode before Tim on a new day, God Bless America. 🇺🇸
@paulfroelich1024 2 жыл бұрын
Lishun nuh me
@benl5407 2 жыл бұрын
The JRE/jones/dillon podcast was next level man. That reawakened the 14 year old infowarrior within me.
@GrantimusPrime90 2 жыл бұрын
That Box of Awesome ad is one of the all time greatest Tim Dillon ad reads
@austinkuipers6087 2 жыл бұрын
The guy who massacred those people with his car was very open about his desire for racial genocide. It's slathered all over his social media and he literally acted it out. I thought the word we picked for this type of behavior was "terrorism"
@Belenus3080 2 жыл бұрын
We’re not going to hear about it because he’s a protected class and his ideas are popular
@bigstepper4125 2 жыл бұрын
@@Belenus3080 I never got this as a non-American. How can black nationalists ideas be popular in a country where the majority are white people?
@Belenus3080 2 жыл бұрын
@@bigstepper4125 because in-group preference is discouraged for white people. We are taught in public schools to feel ashamed of our history and it’s “continuing legacy”. While the majority of our population is white, the majority of the white population is left-of-center which has an accompanying self-hatred guilt complex.
@TheXenoxen 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not even white but it seriously baffles me how the media focuses hard on the racial aspect. Being Asian, getting battered by 24/7 news about "Asian hate crimes on the rise" just pissed me off because people started treating me differently like a child. Speaking out for me when I never asked, with friends and coworkers walking on eggshells making sure nothing offended me. On a side note its crazy how the driver's photo hasn't been plastered all over the mainstream news while Kyle was plastered all over and bashed on 24/7. Not supporting one or the other but the media treatment between the two is unreal. No one is mentioning the driver's racial hatred but claimed kyle was a white power advocate with no evidence from his own lips. How the news media doesn't get sued for slander is amazing.
@matthewburns3251 2 жыл бұрын
No such thing as a "terrorist of color" in this country.
@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын
"She put out a cold cut platter and it was her way of telling me to leave" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
@nickypoundtown9568 2 жыл бұрын
It's weird getting a new video while I'm still at work, this will either hurt or help my customer service
@KaitoSchmidtOfficiial 2 жыл бұрын
I also have a fake customer service business
@Odd69 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha the 13:00 mark when he starts talking about the aunt who’s goal is to shut down conversations as they arise. I was imagining scenarios as he was talking and that was one thing I was thinking about and he brings it up lol. “That aunt’s power will diminish the more alcohol is consumed”
@mrjanoycresva 2 жыл бұрын
I have honestly fallen in love with Ghislaine and I hope I inherit her wealth
@miguelito2361 2 жыл бұрын
You can always message her on Reddit
@soundtorial4567 2 жыл бұрын
#freeghislaine
@Matt-gl5fj 2 жыл бұрын
@@soundtorial4567 😂
@frankysmash9334 2 жыл бұрын
“Watch it Ralphie”
@scorpiodragonfly 2 жыл бұрын
@Fascinating Facts me too, but only if they're pierced through the fat with meat hooks attached to a rope, and being used harness/noose; and she's dangling from them, for weeks on end; in front of the Lincoln Memorial high enough; and broadcast wide enough, for all in the land to see. Followed by all her wealthiest and most powerful accomplices whom are actively destroying our way of life and chances of us having a good future
@ohsoprettyeyed 2 жыл бұрын
I came to listen because Tim told me to during this weeks podcast and I didn’t want to disappoint him.
@TheAnalyticalFailure 2 жыл бұрын
Tim should invite Kyle Rittenhouse on. Try to talk him into joining the lacrosse team at his college.
@martonszucs8887 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Tim's dream is to have a lacrosse team as his harem
@miguelito2361 2 жыл бұрын
Kyle Rittenhouse is a hero, but probably not a great Tim Dillon Show podcast guest. Maybe Candace or Actual Justice Warrior. 🤷♂️
@theblackdust 2 жыл бұрын
@@miguelito2361 tf
@miguelito2361 2 жыл бұрын
@@theblackdust sorry you can't understand self-defense
@theblackdust 2 жыл бұрын
@@miguelito2361 ill bet you can't fight
@Sare787 2 жыл бұрын
Tim stopping to catch up on his house hunting halfway through the Ghislaine bit is wonderful.
@For_What 2 жыл бұрын
The best part of waking up, is Tim Dillon screaming in your ear!
@harryhonsoo3255 2 жыл бұрын
Dude I literally just caught on that the new studio is a joke .. I've listened to every episode some twice. It's a real knife fight in my brain right now.
@miguelito2361 2 жыл бұрын
They've been working on a new studio for 2 years now and all they've got is a neon sign and an ashtray
@sallysue8176 2 жыл бұрын
Wait it’s a joke? He is not building a studio?
@yanquiufo7113 2 жыл бұрын
Same boat, it took me way to long
@just_shipwreck 2 жыл бұрын
@@miguelito2361 this is where real comedy is at
@soundtorial4567 2 жыл бұрын
The nee Studio is Like the carrot hanging infront of the donkey
@jameseverett. 2 жыл бұрын
this is completely out of control - thank you
@mortimersnerd1 2 жыл бұрын
I saw you two weeks ago in NYC and you were incredible. Thank you for such hearty and potent laughs- i really needed it
@jenniferlamarche193 2 жыл бұрын
Oprah is now Tim’s new investor. Lol
@masonseymour2455 2 жыл бұрын
Audio only episodes are always bangers.
@Lechatnoir3 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO at him counting the calories of eating Magic Spoon out of someone’s butt ahahahahahahaha I am dyingggggg
@YTnotes 2 жыл бұрын
☃️Tim's Christmas special☃️. Featuring guest appearances by -Bill Gates -Kyle Rittenhouse -Hunter Biden -Candace Owens Special performance of "Little Drummer Boy" by Eric Weinstein and Lil Xan
@jyo9735 2 жыл бұрын
Hosted by Michael Che
@Mr1deepNtx 2 жыл бұрын
I don't pay $0 for you to switch it up and put out episodes Monday instead of Sunday.
@tomzirp4457 2 жыл бұрын
This man is at his best driving past stunning estates
@kneelanb1 2 жыл бұрын
Could not have clicked on this fast enough. Love ya both 💜💜
@HolographicSweater 2 жыл бұрын
Tim pretends to be cynical but deep down he is a very sentimental guy
@sairabintesalek 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah exactly Now I get what makes him special
@CatnamedMittens Жыл бұрын
Yep
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 2 жыл бұрын
Recovering from 2 comedy shows last week. This is the icing on the cake for relaxing today.
@MichaelTheChairman 2 жыл бұрын
My brain filled in Ben’s laughter the entire episode 😂
@nejenje 2 жыл бұрын
there’s an unspoken shark about not seeing tim spew out black bile into the ether. he could be anywhere or could take any form; it’s mystical, truly.
@piercepetree7989 2 жыл бұрын
My Monday service is back! We were dying here waiting for this upload
@davidvaughan2208 2 жыл бұрын
thankful for you tim, you are really my hero. i have done standup 7 weeks in a row since i was inspired by you to try. Thankful for you, hope you have a happy thanksgiving
@elrud5964 2 жыл бұрын
Tim’s studio is faker then Ben’s wife.
@patrickm3656 2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t it be funny if Tim Dillon was actually God covertly giving us the answers to life?
@krissykatportal 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not any more ridiculous than any other god. I’ve been praying to Spongebob since last year. No difference. 😐
@sigmsctt8130 2 жыл бұрын
@@krissykatportal @ll bouts d@ HÖpê ;P
@fakeshemp9599 2 жыл бұрын
Who said he wasn't?
@amellowblue 2 жыл бұрын
A loud, hilarious, gluttonous gay fat dude? Funny doesn't begin to describe it
@Note10plusAura 2 жыл бұрын
I'm just going to live life as if that were the case.
@remingtonfrog3170 2 жыл бұрын
“A little more time with you’re Daughter, whose -a -FURRY”.😁
@richardroe5078 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Tim. Really enjoy watching the world with your screeching in the back ground.
@MELLIEbevhills 2 жыл бұрын
AWESOME. My only problem is, how much longer until the next podcast? I don't think I can last. FUcking love you.
@codybates2253 2 жыл бұрын
He said: "this is a rittenhome" I'm dead & going to bed..nights made.
@SleeplessSpecter 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is just doing good fake business by telling us every week that he is building a studio.
@maxamillion6958 2 жыл бұрын
Were all building studios.. In our minds ;)
@DomT0311 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Elizabeth Holmes
@bradenlatimer385 2 жыл бұрын
I love Tim’s enthusiasm for his ad reads
@syguzman5739 2 жыл бұрын
6:14 Did Ben's wife really knock over a baby stroller? 🤣
@BrownGringoPuntoCo 2 жыл бұрын
The best Box of Awesome ad I have ever heard 🔥🔥🔥
@abc55052 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is riding along in a car with Ben driving, while recording this episode. He is so good his car rants are better than most productions out there.
@Zephead10 2 жыл бұрын
As a true Chicagoan thanks for calling it Sears Tower and not Willis Tower. Tim's a real one 😤
@michaelsoto1457 2 жыл бұрын
He wasn't fleeing anything. The dude just ran over people.
@billjim334 2 жыл бұрын
It was 100% intentional
@DendriticFractals 2 жыл бұрын
Tim was on fire here. Carlin Teir
@chelseascrazy 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing as always. Happy thanksgiving 🦃🍁🍽
@Markingramforheisman 2 жыл бұрын
Came back bc you requested it Tim! Not disappointed in the slightest.
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