If Jesus actually had to watch Jesus Camp he’d start flipping tables again.

Missing 411 creeped me out until I looked more into it and found out that the parents in the main story who kept insisting their kid just magically went missing were arrested on suspicion of killing their kid. And it wasn’t just for nothing, there was a bunch of evidence that came up and it just made me doubt the entire thing. By being into paranormal stuff for so long, you start to realize people either leave out bits of evidence in a story to make it seem more spooky and just massage the story to make it all seem more mysterious and unexplained.

I wanna mention a thing about the topic covered in The Bridge that you didn’t mention: a survivor spoken to in the documentary, Kevin Hines, as well as many survivors generally, state that they immediately regretted their decision after the point of no return. Obviously whether the percentage of survivors who regretted their attempt is kinda high is due to people generally regretting after the attempt or due to the survivors’ desire to live is something we have no way of knowing, but I think that information is important for those thinking about or afraid of having that impulse to keep in mind.

Dear Zachary is probably the only true crime documentary I've seen that shows respect for the victim and centers their story as opposed to sensationalizing a bunch of stuff about the killer.

"I don't know why her mother named her after a slur..." Probably in tribute of the legendary stripper Gypsy Rose Lee aka Rose Louise Hovick (1911-1970 ). All things considered, that name was maybe one of the *less* abusive things Mother Blanchard inflichted on her defenseless child...

Have to recommend God Knows Where I Am (2016) to the list. "The body of a homeless woman is found in an abandoned farmhouse, and a diary documenting a journey of starvation and the loss of sanity lies next to the body. For nearly four months, Linda Bishop, a prisoner of her own mind, survived on apples and rain water during one of the coldest winters on record." I sat in silence for a long while after watching it.

I'm a 40-year-old woman yet I dressed up like GG allin for Halloween one year when I was 22 and I put brown Maybelline foundation on my arms and face to simulate feces and won a Halloween costume contest at a dive bar in Jacksonville Florida. It was one of the best things that's ever happened in my life.

I was in a class in Middle School for kids with learning issues. When we went to the Holocaust Musium I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE HOLOCAUST WAS. We learned half of the material the rest of the kids did. My mom (who was chaperoning) gave me a talking to about not laughing if I got uncomfortable and I was all “uh OK?” Then we went through the Musium and HAD TO GO TO DINNER AFTERWARD. I didn’t want food. I wanted to go back to the hotel and hide under the covers. I didn’t tell anyone that was when I learned about the Holocaust until about a month ago. It would be really easy to trick people with learning issues (like myself) that the Holocaust was somehow different than it was or not real because we never got to that part in school. I was just privileged enough to have parents who wanted me to go on the Washington DC trip to learn. So educate yourself. Watch some documentaries and activate your brains!

As a Jew, I agree that Night and Fog is something that everyone should watch, to get a full emotional understanding of just how atrocious the Shoah was. There's lots of media out there that sanitize the brutality and almost romanticize the period, and unfortunately holocaust education is being cut from a lot of mandatory curriculum for kids

The bridge actually triggered me into taking my recovery seriously. Something about knowing that you might fail actually fucked me up so much that I had to stop actively trying to end things.

The way Abducted In Plain Sight unfolds is so wild. By the time they got to the reveal with the dad I felt like I was losing my mind. It was truly breathtaking how passive and naive the entire family seemed through the whole thing. One of those stories that would seem totally unbelievable if it were fiction.

In Orozco the Embalmer, he doesn't get embalmed at the end. The film is partially about the aftermath of La Violencia and how Orozco cares for the nameless dead found in the streets of his village and gives them dignity by repairing their bodies. In the end he passes away and becomes another neglected corpse, with nobody around to embalm him. It's a sad cyclical story about human suffering, empathy, and neglect. EXTREMELY graphic medical footage, but a very powerful and touching piece. Def belongs in the 'Watch Out' category haha

*Honorable Mentions:* - 3:31 Mondo Cane - 4:50 Don't Fuck with Cats - 6:34 Cropsy - 7:25 Tickled - 8:40 Mommy Dead and Dearest - 9:52 Missing 411 - 11:30 The Hunted *Watch out! category* (too saucy for the list, too saucy for the mentions) (12:54) - 13:02 Orozco the embalmer - 13:37 Traces of dead (kinda like faces of death, but not quite) *The List* 10: Just Melvin, Just Evil (15:11) 9: Night and Fog (16:34) 8: Jesus Camp (18:35) 7: Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies (20:42) 6: The brigde (22:53) (TW: suicide) 5: Dear Zachary (25:00) 4: Africa Addio (27:09) (TW: racism) -4a: Goodbye Uncle Tom (28:48) (kinda not documentary) -4b: Cannibal Holocaust (29:04) (I'm not sure if it is a doc or not???) 3: Abducted in plain sight (29:25) 2: Something is wrong with aunt Diane (31:24) 1: Titicut Follies (33:52) -1a: Paris is Burning (37:16) -1b: Life itself (I think? She just mentions "the Roger Ebert" one)

Honorable mentions: Mondo Cane Don't F**k With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer Cropsey Tickled Mommy Dead and Dearest Missing 411: The Hunted 12:54 Watch out category: Orozco the Embalmer Traces of Death 10. 15:10 Just Melvin: Just Evil 9. 16:32 Night and Fog 8. 18:35 Jesus Camp 7. 20:36 Hated 6. 22:50 The Bridge 5. 24:58 Dear Zachary 4. 27:09 Africa Addio 3. 29:32 Abducted in Plain Sight 2. 31:24 Something Wrong with Aunt Diane 1. 33:28 Titticut Follies

"As you know, Bigfoot works with Q directly." Is maybe among the funniest things I've ever heard.

Southwest of Salem: The story of the San Antonio Four I would give an honorable mention. Basically, 4 lesbian Latina women in the 90’s in San Antonio got falsely accused of molesting two girls who were the niece of one of the accused and because of Homophobia and the “Satanic Ritual Abuse” Panic of the 80’s and 90’s, they were found guilty based on the word of the kids, who turns out where told by their uncle to lie about being molested, because one of the women rejected his advances. I wanna say the last woman got out of jail in 2016. It’s disturbing in the sense of documenting how the criminal system has historically failed LGBTQ+ people, and how easy it is for people to buy into fearmongering and moral panics that have a human cost. Kinda relevant today with Groomer libel being thrown at LGBTQ+ people for just existing around children.

Just Melvin just Evil is really hard to watch, but it does do a good job of showing generational trauma, and complex grief. The funeral scene is a perfect example of it. The people he traumatized (his daughters and sons) are genuinely upset when he dies, yet happy and celebrating in their grief at the same time. It's a wild ride from start to finish.

hard agree on Jesus Camp. i had a friend, who’s an atheist now, but when she was a teenager when she would come back from an evangelical summer bible camp and was like really into what they said for a few weeks after, fortunately it never stuck by the time school started, but it was really weird to deal with every summer for like 5 years (also noticed that the description box has the info from the disturbing movie top 10)

I was forced to go to evangelical camps every summer as a teen and it was a horrific experience. I was already struggling with gender dysphoria so their indoctrination didn't really stick but watching hundreds of other kids being emotionally manipulated every single year was really rough and has left a lasting impact on me

remembering how me (at maybe 12 or 13), my mom, and my sister sat down and watched dear zachary not knowing AT ALL what we were getting into. i cannot believe we just casually watched a documentary so many people consider to be one of the most disturbing. i dont remember a lot of it tho

The Act of Killing to me is like the film equivalent of staring into the void. You can't really find a more "evil" subject for a documentary than Anwar, who both directly and indirectly murdered thousands of people. The film then gives you the difficult task of trying to understand the fact that this person is a human being capable of remorse and guilt for his actions. It's one of the most unique and powerful documentaries you will ever see, but you'll probably only want to watch it once.

So I live in the area of Bridgewater State Hospital that Titicut Follies was filmed at and really, it hasn't improved much. This year, they were in trouble because they were using chemical restraints on the people there. It is absolutely insane that after all this time, they still treat the people there like absolute trash.

The most fucked up part of Don't Fuck With Cats was that the internet sleuths caught the wrong guy and drove him to suicide and the whole thing was just completely glossed over because they eventually knew who the real guy was.

There's Something Wrong with Aunt Diane fucked me up. The tragedy, the mystery, the damn phone call of those kids last moments AND those images from the scene of the accident. Horrific. And then the family having to grapple with the notion that maybe they didn't know their loved one as much as they thought they did. Gut wrenching stuff.

Possibly the most important question in punk history: did the people who paid money to watch GG Allin take a shit on stage get their money's worth or not? I mean on the one hand, obviously no, but on the other hand, imagine being able to tell people for the rest of your life that you were there.

Dear Zachary kinda reinforced my distrust of people, I know that was not the intention of the guy who made it, but I have met so many dodgy and weird people in my life and it really makes it seem like I'm better off living on a homestead by myself. My therapist is going to make an absolute killing.

10:45 As a caver, I seriously believe a lot of the missing persons cases in missing 411 are to do with caves and cave systems. If you look at a cluster map of missing persons and compare it to a map of cave entrances/systems in North America, a lot of the maps overlap very clearly

thanks may, you're honestly doing amazing work, i really appreciate the effort to make sure that if people are going to watch horrible nightmare stuff then at least it's going to be good horrible nightmare stuff. You mentioned wanting to make folks happy right at the end there, so i have an idea- have you considered making a list of perhaps like the weirdest comfort movies? like films that are weird or disturbing or very avant-garde that have something uplifting about them anyway? idk just an idea im watching this while i have a headache i love your work and i really need to get around to buying your book

Tickled is genuinely jaw dropping. What a weird story. You are right, it's not disturbing though.

If documentaries about statewide power over marginalized people are what get to you, then Time: The Kalief Browder Story is definitely a suggestion. It follows a 16 year old black teenager in New York who gets sent Jail over a crime he didn't commit, and because he refused to admit to the crime, he was held in prison while his trial kept getting delayed over the course of three years, two of which were spent in solitary confinement. Not only did Kalief comity suicide by hanging two years after being released, his mother died of a heart attack a year later while in the process of trying to sue the state of New York. The whole thing was so distressing that I was only able to watch this over the course of months, and it's even worse because virtually nothing has changed since then.

Technically, Gypsy Rose was named after famed stripper Gypsy Rose Lee. As far as messed up documentaries, there's one called The Business of Being Born. I believe it has a sequel now too. It's essentially an attempt to scare parents-to-be out of trusting doctors when it comes to pregnancy and childbirth. And you get to see Ricki Lake naked while giving birth, so that made me uncomfortable.

The Act of Killing is disturbing in an In Cold Blood kind of way. Where you're actually getting to talk to people who committed a massacre some of them are very sympathetic

What you said about marginalized groups still being under attack and people not wanting to think about that fact is too true. I am so sorry that you were forced to move because of the absolute garbage state of this country/the world. I hope you are able to settle in comfortably where you are now.

At this point, I feel like "Missing 411" has become my sleeper cell agent phrase. Absolutely HATE everything to do with Missing 411 and everyone who touts it. For context: I live next to a national park. My family used to live inside said national park. If you go to the museums around the national park, there are even pictures of my family that are there in a historical context and my family can pick them out for you. I assure you, nothing weird is going on in national parks. The simple reality is often that tourists don't know how to behave themselves or read the very clear warning signs (I am looking at you! All of the people who want to feed the wildlife or get too close to them! You would be surprised by how many rich, white tourists just don't realize that the woods are not their personal playground to go act like fairytale princesses in!), and they often get hurt in very, very preventable ways. Reminds me a lot of my volunteering at our local zoo, actually: quite a lot of the fences and the barriers are specifically to stop visitors from getting too close and putting themselves in dangerous situations. Just obscenely frustrating for me.

Fact: Gypsy Rose is named for Gypsy Rose Lee a burlesque dancer who had a wild stage mom. The play Gypsy is about her.

Prophet's Prey deserves an honorable mention. The FLDS community is a nightmare world and Warren Jeffs is a terrifying predator.

I really liked The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On (Yuki Yukite Shingun). It's a Film about a Japanese WWII ex-soldier who confronts his former comrades and officers about the atrocities and crimes they committed in New Guinea (including cannibalizing of the civilian population and low-ranking privates). It's absolutely wild and the guy (Kenzō Okuzaki), an anarchist who was in prison for assaulting the Emperor is equally insane and awesome.

The whole Missing 411 conspiracy is deeply rooted in racism and classism if you ask me. The woods, and nature in general, is a lot less merciful than most people think, getting disoriented and therefore getting lost is not rare (even for experienced hikers/outdoor enthusiasts), and things like hypothermia and exposure are dangerous. But it's easier for people to blame it on some mysterious "savages" (rooted in racist anti-Native American history, which depicts Natives as barbaric, violent and primitive), or "uncivilized" madmen (rooted in the classist, harmful stereotypes about Appalachian people, which depicts them as "inbred hillbillies" or "aggressive mountain men").

Ill never forget my first highschool holocaust unit. My teacher was super cool and he was great at what he did, usually he was pretty funny and jovial but we came in one day (after a few days of him telling us how bad it was going to be) and he was totally stone faced. We sat down and he just straight up showed us footage of people starved to death being thrown into pits for an hour, just real actual footage from back then. It was fucking horrible. It was really really bad but it was necessary. After years and years of people going "hitler was bad i guess, holocaust was bad I guess" in a very vague very nonspecific way he showed us exactly why it was atrocious, explained to us exactly why war is the worst thing people can do to each other, and how WWII came to be.

A friend of mine in college actually worked with the family who’s kids Diane killed in the car crash. They still believed she was innocent and just accidentally crashed even though a whole house of drugs were found in her system.

just wanted to let you know that i read fluids over the past 24h and absolutely loveddd it. i’m a blossoming tr&nny living like 4h from moore,ok so it really literally hit home. thank you for being so vulnerable and sharing your art !! if not for yourself keep up the good work for me, your new biggest fan ❤️

You filming this on your messy bedroom floor is a vibe

Dear Zachary is soooo sad. I worked at a video rental place and picked it up just off the cover art. That shit made me seriously cry. Crazy they gave all this footage

Paradise Lost personally fucked me up a bit. To clarify: not the court trial or the story that we’re following. Specifically the fact that they show footage and photos of the dead kids and just straight up pics of the mutilated genitalia. It just felt unnecessary and exploitative and I wish I hadn’t seen it. I wanted to know about the West Memphis Three and think about how fucked that whole case is, but the very explicit footage of the kids was really upsetting and felt like, idk, a further invasion of privacy and just disrespectful to these victims. You know?

i was just binging your disturbing movies videos and i was wondering "man how cool would it be if may made a video about disturbing documentaries specifically" and now i see this in my feed. QUEEN SHIT. love you may, hope you're doing well!

when i first really squirmed out from under my family's evangelical thumb i watched jesus camp more than once as a reminder of what i was getting away from and get a weird sense of comfort from the fact that yes, this shit was actually being discussed and publicized to a degree and maybe someday something could be done about it agree that tickled is definitely fucking WILD and incredibly fascinating but tbh it didn't leave me quite as shaken as the others

related to the missing 411 bit, cases where children just vanish scare me. like marjorie west in 1938; she was picnicking with her family, her older sister walked a few feet to give their mother some flowers she picked, and when they turned around marjorie was gone. she most likely just wandered off and died of exposure, but the fact no sign of her has been found since when she was *right there* is so chilling

finally messy girl rep. sick of seeing youtubers with no shit all over their floors.

So, I saw Jesus Camp back in high-school. Our religious studies teacher showed it to us. Honestly it was some of the most disturbing shit I've ever seen and sparked my still prevalent belief that there's really not much difference between an organised religion and a cult.

Missing 411 is what you get when not enough people read Hatchet as a kid

It's been a long time coming for this and I'm absolutely delighted by the list. Edit: Oh, since you mentioned Joe Francis (who did Girls Gone Wild), he's behind the Banned in America / Banned from Television series - not Traces of Death. Edit 2: If anyone is looking for another documentary to check out, Capturing the Friedmans might be of interest and can be a companion piece to Just Melvin, Just Evil. It centers on the Friedman family, a seemingly average family from a suburban community in New York, who were thrown into the spotlight after the father and one of his sons were accused of sexually abusing the young students of a computer class they ran out of the house. A significant portion of it is told through home video footage, especially in the aftermath of the news coming in, and is just... a lot.

I'm from Staten Island and I asked all the Staten Islanders adults in my life if they had heard of Cropsey growing up and they all said no lol. Must be a very Greenbelt-area rumor, but the documentary was very "ALL Staten Islanders know this legend, oooOOooOOo" Anyway great list :) thanks May

Quick note - Kanopy (and similar service Hoopla) is also available from a lot of public libraries, as well, not just universities

the documentary about the aunt driving the wrong way down the highway was TOTALLY wild. so so bizarre and i think about it often bcs of how perplexing the case is!!

Abducted in Plain sight was the craziest most Mormon shit I’ve ever seen and I live in Utah. Dear Zachary is the saddest damn story. Aunt Diane also sad but so weird and confusing and unresolved that it becomes the dominant emotion.

I remember when I was in high school, we were in a production of the Diary of Anne Frank, and to give us more context our directors took us to the Holocaust museum in Dallas and had us watch 2 full hours of interviews with Holocaust survivors, and that viewing experience has never left me

Re: "Why is she named after a slur?", she is named for famous burlesque performer, Gypsy Rose Lee. So, yes, still a slur, but the name is from enough decades ago that white ppl didn't think it was a slur.

Earthlings! I was actually low-key surprised it wasn't on the disturbing movies iceberg on tier 6. I found it way more disturbing than the likes of Faces of Death and Black Metal Veins which were on that tier.

Great list! I would recommend to you (not pointing out what you missed, just trading a list for a list): Sick: The Life & Death of Bob Flanagan (1997) Paragraph 175 (2000) Chicken Hawk: Men Who Love Boys (1994) The Video Diary of Ricardo Lopez (2000) Stevie (2002) Capturing The Friedmans (2003) Hearts & Minds (1974) Tarnation (2003) Gray Matter (2004) Mr. Death: The Rise & Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr. (1999) Some are obvious, some are extremely hard to watch. There is a documentary about Jacopetti and Prosperi called Godfathers of Mondo (2003). I haven't seen it in a while, but I remember it giving some interesting insight into what the heck was going through their heads when they were making such outrageous films.

I remember watching Just Melvin on KZfaq when I was probably like 13-14 and I must’ve literally just looked up “p*dophile” or “child m*lestation” or something. I completely blocked out that memory until you mentioned it in one of your other videos and suddenly it hit me like a truck. I distinctly remember looking it up because I wanted to hear those graphic accounts of exactly what happened to the survivors because I was going through the same thing at the time and it was like… almost pornographic for me as a kid bc my little messed up baby brain was like “oh yeah! That’s what’s hot, that’s what sex is. A bunch of men do that stuff to me and I know that makes them like me, so it’s sexy obviously.” Not good times. Not fun. Would not recommend.

'Abducted in Plain Sight' is wild. I would also recommend 'Hole in the Head' about people who drill holes in their own skulls due to a belief that it makes them happier.

i had to turn off jesus camp 20 minutes in because it reminded me of my religiously traumatic childhood growing up christian! so when this was on ur list i was like ! yay! someone looks at this and doesnt think of it as a normal or okay documentary because i lived through that and it is in fact deeply traumatic!

Been dying for another video from you! Your voice and humor always make my day better

I watched Dear Zachary in high school and it traumatized me so bad. It was the first time I had really been confronted with how horrible and unfair the world is. I couldn't even finish it and to this day I have never tried watching it again. It's an amazing film though

I remember being amused by Jesus Camp when it first came out, then re-watching it post-Trump and realizing the kids in it where now in their 20s and therefore old enough to vote…. It kind of ruined my week…

I remember watching tickled and just getting fuckef up in the head to realize the extent of rich people's power and how many situations that are even worse we are not even aware of. Also, I know this is a random comment, i hope it doesnt make you feel uncomfortable but you look great in this video! Loved the red glasses!

you have such a fun energy while talking about such despicable things.. i almost forgot what i was watching because i was just so enchanted by how silly you are and how many little dark jokes you sprinkle in that made me giggle. good vids. good vids.

I've lost count how many times I've seen Dear Zachary. I like watching the beginning where everyone talks about how much they love Andrew and wouldn't you know it I'm watching the whole thing again

I’m always happy for a new video from May about disturbing things, though you do talk about disturbing things you do it in a way that’s… so pleasant to hear. Strangely.

every time you upload it's like Christmas to me you are literally my favourite person on the whole Internet

Amen about dear Zachary. It is one of the better made documentaries I’ve ever seen. But by the end of it, I was snot dribbling ugly crying. I have always told people that it’s worth watching, but I will never watch it again.

Just found you on my homepage the other day and have been binging your videos starting with your oldest, I'm absolutely loving your content!

Night and Fog was actually directed by French New Wave director Alain Resnais :) But yeah this documentary is unforgettable and also super important for its era as it was more or less the first time the public saw actual footage of the horrors of the death camps. I'm French and I first saw it in history class in high school. Btw Alain Resnais also made a lot of absolutely great films, documentaries and fiction, which you may have heard of: Hiroshima mon amour, L'Année dernière à Marienbad (Last Year in Marienbad), Les Statues meurent aussi (Statues Also Die), Muriel ou Le Temps d'un retour (Muriel or The Time of Return), Loin du Vietnam (Far from Vietnam), Mon Oncle d'Amérique (My American Uncle) etc. Go check them out, they're all great! :)

As always, thank you for doing this! and also feel free to stop consuming these things at any point in time

I seriously LOVE you so very much. Your deliveries of subjects are my all time favorite!! Glad I stumbled upon you ❤️

The Bridge used to be available to watch on youtube back in 2011ish because I watched it when I was peak psychosis and ready to hang myself, but instead watched other people make the choice and somehow it was cathartic and kept me going... also hearing from the guy that jumped and changed his mind and turned his body around before impact and broke his legs, got me thinking about if I messed up my suicide attempt and it backed me up enough to get help. Very tragic documentary, the final suicide of the man it follows through a lot of it still lives in my mind.

I am always thrilled to see your stuff pop up on my KZfaq homepage. Rock on.

Cropsey and Titicut Follies are both pretty similar. While Cropsey is about specifically a urban legend, what I took away from it was that mental healthcare SUUUCKED

We watched Night and Fog for a Holocaust course during my second year of university and I especially remember the scenes with bulldozers being burned into my brain. I'm glad I saw such a powerful documentary but damn do those images still haunt me.

May, you look really great today :) thanks for the content! Hope your day is going as good as possible.

Don’t F*ck With Cats is pretty interesting, and I do recommend it. The main problem I have with it is that I think it gives a bit too much credit to the investigative actions of people on the Internet.

I love your content so much, thank you for all of your disturbing lists as always, and I cannot wait to buy your book.

The Rewind documentary was awful I wasn’t expecting what it ended up being (horrific child abuse and incest) and was thrown off guard. Really heartbreaking stuff.

Hey I hadn't heard you left TX. Congrats on your move - hope you and your partner are feeling more secure in your new home.

Omg I just stumbled upon this channel from the most disturbing movies and I'm absolutely loving your lists. You're videos are amazing and so damn funny. 😂❤

Just dropping in to say I love your videos and how you talk about the subjects you choose.

May, you are my hero for mentioning Cropsey and Missing 411. Subscribing to you was the best idea I've ever had. ❤

I generally prefer content with more visual background than creator narrative, but I found your overview and delivery of each clip really interesting and enjoyable. Great job 👌

i love ur videos and could listen to you talking about pretty much anything! take care of urself may! plumbing the depths for the most disturbing media seems like it can take a pretty heavy toll on u

Omg I love your video and your personality I’m so glad that I’m learning about disturbing things from you I hope you have a good day ^^

May! It's good to see you, I was wondering how you are. I probably missed some of your videos in the chaos that I call a life. Love the Ouija pillow, btw.

another fantastic video may - love these deep dives sm. thought of something that you could go into.. stragely it came off the back of watching drag race france - recently they had a pretty raw lipsync at the end where it was verging on uncomfortable to watch only as i felt they were capturing something that was so personal/beautiful but almost exploitative. so perhaps a dive into reality tv and the disturbing exploitation of individuals/people/etc.

Mama May back with that sweet sweet brain rotting content😩 but seriously i love your content, always have me coming back for more

I remember watching Don't fuck with cats and I didn't know that luka magnotta started out by killing cats, so I got taken for a ride at the start because I thought it was about a whole different situation involving 4chan and a kid abusing His cat.

Bigfoot never killed anyone...intentionally. The thing with Sasquatches is that they are actually very friendly...perhaps a little too friendly. Not in a sexual way...well some might. They love baking and will feed you cake after cake. You'll want to say that you've had enough, but the cakes are just so nice that it's almost impossible to stop. And the more you eat, the more they bake. They don't realize a human stomach is much smaller than theirs and so they can get through 6 or 7 cakes in 1 sitting, so they figure you should be able to do that too. If you do try to leave, they will say "just 1 more"...but there's always "just 1 more". If you can survive the sheer amount of cake, then there's the hugging. Hugging is a big part of their society. The problem is that they are so much stronger than we are and could easily crush your spine by giving you what they think is a light squeeze. If you have eaten all that cake, you might have a better chance of survival as it'll provide padding, but it could also cause your stomach to explode. They are usually quite understanding though. If you do encounter one, it's important you tell them you aren't hungry, that way they'll only expect you to eat 1 full sized birthday cake. When the hugging starts, give them a little tickle in the armpit, this will cause them to weaken their grip. It's sort of like the Sasquatch safe word. Just don't try to take any photos. They really don't like that. They won't hurt you, they'll just snatch the camera away from you, delete the pictures and hand it back whilst making a tutting noise. The best way to apologize to a Sasquatch is to give them a knee massage.

I just bought your book and can't wait to read it and hear your new album! By the way, you look AMAZING!!!

I've actually never used the internet. Is it nice?

Oh god, I've not finished this video yet but I had to say, when I watched Cropsey I legit thought it was like a found footage/mockumentary type thing and the person I was watching it was convinced it was real. So I told them, lol of course not, googled it and I felt like I was yeeted into an alternate, slightly worse universe.

This is a very interesting and informative series. Have you thought about making top 10 disturbing music videos - video? That would be a neat subject.

I’m new to your channel and I really like your content and also your taste in media, I also like watching scary or “the worst/scariest or most messed up media ever” in a fascination way