“Thinner slices are more tender. You can always come back for more.” “Okay.” Persuasion 100

Every time the country buffet shows up on my recommended videos, I feel as if I’m sliding deeper and deeper into a cult. 😳

Legend has it that lady is still waiting for that slice of ham to this day

That lady is enjoying being teased with the slice of meat, intense scene.

When he pulls the meat away, it hurts my soul

I told myself "now don't you cry". But that part with the ham really got to me.

This runs better than cyberpunk

He's even weaing chainmail 0:53

Would you care for some Ham or Beef. Ham please "cuts the beef"

What grade are you in school? Awkward laughing Have you decided what dessert you want? Awkward silent laughing Do you like hot fudge sundaes? Awkward silence

This has better plot than most of the movies and tv series they churn out today

I saw this training film months ago. Just yesterday I started looking at all the Oblivion NPC memes. And now two of my favorite things have been combined? Alchemy level 100.

Can you help me load this couch into my van?

The tenderness has absolutely zero to do with the thickness of the cut after it's already cooked. That line is just designed to save product knowing full well that 90% of people probably won't come back up.

They can always come back for more, but usually they don't because they feel awkward about it. Profit.

1/2 inch cut lady.....”it doesn’t really matter how thick you cut it, it’s all going in a ziploc bag in my purse”.

We need a "Where are they now" episode on this guy

I watched it once when I was feeling down, and it somehow made me feel alright? The music, the poor acting and voice lines get so emotional when filled with the serenity of this guy's voice

This made me laugh way harder than it had any right to.

Everytime i hear him say "Alright" it makes me wants to be his friend. He probably have speech at maximum.

That old ladys plate was looking mad weak

You can't really "always" come back for more. You do know that right?

This video has been showing up on my recommendations a little bit over a year, it feels like. Finally someone made it into npc video😻😻😻😻😻👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

He gave it his all!!! Whilst dying inside legend

I'm sorry to differ with you sir, but you are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker. I should know sir. I've always been here.

GIMME THAT!

Now this is real. Full of lags :D

I’m shocked at how emotionally invested I am in her getting that ham…

He should have pulled the ham away from the little girl who wasnt responding

“Did you watch the game last night?” “I couldn’t. I was undergoing chemo.” “Alright.”

Why is the internet so magical

This is Owen Wilson in his most Oscar worthy performance

As a kid, I always hated it when adults initiated forced small talk with me. I wished they'd just shut up. As a matter of fact, I still do.

I remember a commercial going “Old Country Buffet…you better be hungry.”

The child is cut content, and thusly has no dialogue.

This warms my soul and gives me something to live for.

This is borderline experimental.

The fact that this guy can slice a piece of ham horizontally, perfectly even makes me tingle. My horizontal cuts start out even but end with one end much thicker than the other. Subway employees always get confused and uncomfortable with my envious glances

Dude looks like Mathew Mcconoughey at his first job.

When he keeps taunting that lady at the end by putting the meat on her plate and then taking it back.. I just lose it😂

This must be shown to future generations…they too will like hot fudge Sunday’s

I sometimes dream of greasy, meat bit laden chain mail gloves touching my body and awake screaming, screaming, screaming....

"Can you help me find my band-aid?" "It was holding my fingertip on"

Someone stole her sweet roll LOL

We need a version where he's serving Chigurh from "No Country for Old Men." "Want some ham, Friendo?"

If you listen carefully you can hear his shackles

This man is on the verge of tears…

Someone stole my sweet roll. All right.

I don't know how I got here, but this is killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Would you like another slice, Clarice?"

How can this video generate so much joy and laughter

It's been weeks of these spoofs in my recommends and I'm loving life. The oblivion soundtrack adds so much to this tale.

genuinely laughed at "Ham please" beef

That beef looks dreadful

This poor guy. LOL.

When I need to laugh I come here 😁😆😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don’t be stingy, Mark. We all know you cut them thinner not to preserve tenderness, but to save on cost.

He asks her like 3 questions and she never answers one! Lol..just smiles

Skipped the video and went right to the comments

I don’t care how friendly or polite the carver is, once his knife touches the customer’s plate all I can think of is germs spreading.

Can't get enough of Country Buffet vids

This is more intense than some of the horror movies these days...

Memes aside, this would actually be one of the most awkward jobs ever.

Why do I feel like I'm in a Skyrim loading screen with this music!!

The little girl has jello cubes, cucumber slices and watermelon in her plate, he adds in a slice of beef....

Can't help but feel that this is the blot on Spielbergs landscape.

I love the music in the background. Lmfao 😂

😂😂😂 this man is legendary

I was wondering how Bethesda did it. This NPC is probably a DLC one to teach you the 200 level speech, finally.

The little girl breaks character every time

little girl avoiding eye contact at all costs, perception 100%

He giveth, and He taketh away

He giveth and he taketh away.

now this is delicious

Omg I can't even fucken BREATHE

I do have some spare pork roast in my van. That’s it, further back. Almost there… -door closes-

Quite stingy portions tbh

Him and that girl had a moment

That was the longest carving of meat I've ever witnessed

Just when I thought Greg and Mr. Perfect were bizarre.

And fact the food looks hideous makes it even better 🤣🤣

This was pure art.

The disappointment on their faces seeing those paper thin bologna slices 🤣

I have a feeling I am watching something we were never meant to witness

I'm not sure to rather laugh or cry at this..it was so sad at the end when she was denied ham..and the music..🤣😢

Is this the focking Skyrim music????!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 internet you win

The Chick at 0:45 would definitely be vegan today.

0:52 oddly satisfying

Song: Harvest Dawn by Jeremy Soule from Oblivion game soundtrack, Elder Scrolls IV in case anyone was wondering.

Seven phrases and bottomless pit of content possibilities

No animals were harmed in the making of this video

Here's some ham ... whup, whup -- NOPE! Takeaway!

Poor girl is still stood there expecting another slice of meat knowing she'd starve to death with that one serving..😢.Thinner slices are more tender.

I hope when this guy's friends has barbecues they Don't force him to be at the cutting station.

The music on these fucking KILLS ME!

Plot twist: the older lady is the teenager years later.

He giveth and he taketh

Look, the company makes me slice this meat so thin you can read a paper through it.

It was the grand opening of a family owned buffet with a great turnout when the occupants immediately sniff a sudden, overpowering scent of roast beef, ham, lasagna, hot fudge sundaes and a subtle after-scent of sanitizer. The scent is too much. All go insane in the building, chanting about hot weather, recent sport events and elementary school grades. The owner is bewildered as he feels the air turning more and more awkward by the second. Turning to the main entrance, the door slowly melts into nothingness. And then it comes. Blank eyes staring but not seeing. Head covered in a spotless white toque, with the coat to match. Apron dark blue, clashing with the subtle crimson ascot around it's neck. But the most striking features it had was the sparkling glove of mail in it's left and the large blade in the right. The owner horrified but still with his wits stands firm, and demands for the apparition to disperse. Then, after what seemed like eons, the Cursed Carver spoke in a strained tone that thinner slices are more tender. With that, it dissipates and the buffet returns to normal with the staff and customers, oblivious to what just occurred. Except for the owner, who retained everything. He sits down on his desk, traumatized, and hastily writes a memo to the staff to immediately start training for carving techniques as well as getting newer equipment for sharpening. Satisfied, he power downs his computer, the reflection of the black screen suddenly shows the Cursed Carver looking over his shoulder. The owner turns in a fright, but sees nothing. Looking back to the screen, words written in melted chocolate read "All right".

Gimme that!