The Original Carving Guy ! - In the Old Country Buffet Training Video

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Yes I am the Original Carving Guy in Old Country Buffet Training Video !
Just a Bit Older LOL
If you would like to know how to cut your meat at Dime Thickness, Just Watch the Video ! Bahahahahaha

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@TheCarvingGuy 3 жыл бұрын

I have just found Lost episodes Of the training video , Such as episode one And some other ones . I Will be posting as soon as I can transfer it ....

@HelenTudor-Douglas 3 жыл бұрын

Groovy stuff, The One, The Only, BEST Carving Guy EVER! : )

@mikehunt2190 3 жыл бұрын

What year was it when you filmed this?

@yakmaniac 3 жыл бұрын

Wow, 2021 is already better than 2020! Thank you

@coreybarber4114 3 жыл бұрын

That would make 2021 better! We need more Old Country Buffet training in our lives!

@brandonyouth5241 3 жыл бұрын

You're a national treasure Alright

@r61g97 Жыл бұрын

You know, I really thought I’d be doing something better with my life at 38 then trying to fall asleep by watching old country buffet employee training videos.

@jessewestsd4668 Жыл бұрын

Haha me too.

@Mordecai154 Жыл бұрын

Same bro. Same.

@ryanblanchard2508 Жыл бұрын

Between the video and comments, this is comedy gold. Better than most shows today. 😂

@benjaminford5252 Жыл бұрын

Man...same. But I don't turn 38 until next month.

@kyle6838 Жыл бұрын

It never goes as planned do it😂

@DJKinney Жыл бұрын

"Have you ever held a friend as he dies in the sands of Fallujah?" "Ham, please."

@chad8251 Жыл бұрын

Are you asking for help?

@DJKinney Жыл бұрын

@@chad8251 I'm asking for ham. A dime thickness only.

@RemoteTrooper Жыл бұрын

I'm dead

@manhalen7046 Жыл бұрын

Geezus man that was gold.

@DVincentW Жыл бұрын

"Dont worry, your wife will be in good hands with me and the fireteam."

@FilmBuffFL 4 ай бұрын

"Have you ever stared into the void and seen it staring right back?" "Just ham this time, please."

@adamskiyo 4 күн бұрын

this had me burst out laughing

@droppin_sik_beets 7 ай бұрын

"What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?"

@dukenukem69 4 ай бұрын

🧑‍🌾🐦‍⬛🚨⛽🚔🏢🐂🧳🎯📟🪙💰🚪🚿🛋️🪤

@mateo81789 4 ай бұрын

@bennissimov 2 ай бұрын

*deep sigh* (menacingly) Answer the question.

@granpastreetz 2 ай бұрын

"I need to know what we're callin' it for."

@sugarlessmfkr 2 ай бұрын

Sir?

@kennethlauer4735 Жыл бұрын

"Did you catch the game last night?" "What game?" "I don't know, they told me to say that"

@DCToonTime Жыл бұрын

“Did you catch the game last night?” Customer goes on insane tirade because the home team lost. Dishes, hams and pats of butter are hurled all over Country Buffet. Multiple tables are also overturned.

@ScaryRevenant Жыл бұрын

@@DCToonTime sounds like a skit for MadTV 😂

@andrewjosephdotson4309 Жыл бұрын

Lmao. I laughed so hard I farted

@nunayobiznass Жыл бұрын

@Andrew Joseph Dotson I shit my pants so hard i laughed

@UltraGinormous Жыл бұрын

Ludicrous display last night

@ajunlimited Жыл бұрын

“Do you like hot fudge sundays” “Yeah!” “Ok. Well here’s a slice of ham for ya”

@Exit22 11 ай бұрын

I just laughed my ass off at this comment.

@Neo...... 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@evanshields5231 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@chuckiem7731 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@ticharribetikymo257 11 ай бұрын

lol very good

@dacawone 9 ай бұрын

We need a "Where is he now" documentary on this dude.

@albo2591 2 ай бұрын

This is the actual guys own channel lol

@TheCarvingGuy Ай бұрын

Yeah, we should find out where this guy is

@Twintailwinds 21 күн бұрын

@@TheCarvingGuyI’m ngl I thought someone made this acct bc of the meme, not made by the meme man himself. A very happy “Have you tried the lasagna?” to you sir.

@TheCarvingGuy 21 күн бұрын

@@Twintailwinds Thanks for being a fan !

@ericah1898 18 күн бұрын

@@Twintailwinds still hot out there?? Catch the game last night? do you like hot fudge sundaes???

@WolfangCerberus 9 ай бұрын

After he gives her the meat, “How’s that for ya?” Has me rolling each time.

@StormTrackerWV 9 ай бұрын

Isnt that what every man says after giving someone his meat?!!? 🤣🤣🤣

@timhick6 7 ай бұрын

He wanted a compliment bet

@projectJ30 5 ай бұрын

Wonder what were they talking about for the next 10 seconds..

@vincevega0 5 ай бұрын

@@projectJ30she was explaining why she loves it thick.

@AnalyticalMenace 24 күн бұрын

"Yeah, you like that, don'tcha?"

@gekko1487613 3 жыл бұрын

His face looks like he’s been screaming internally for hours

@Gangularis 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!

@bigvsouthphilly2156 3 жыл бұрын

Lolll

@MrMaRzZ 3 жыл бұрын

Bro I can't stop laughing lmaooo

@jessehenderson2967 3 жыл бұрын

I always thought that was all us cooks looked like....

@ericcartman8455 3 жыл бұрын

years*

@jamescrabbe6933 Жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen someone so happy and miserable at the same time

@thomasmcintosh2977 Жыл бұрын

You like hot fudge sundaes? 🙂

@gobucks2k3 Жыл бұрын

You know this dude carves up prostitutes at night You ain't foolin nobody Patrick Bateman..... Did you catch huey Lewis & the news last night?

@chrisschone782 Жыл бұрын

Bahahahahahahahahahah

@tootai Жыл бұрын

it's called alcoholism, sport

@georgealexander2068 Жыл бұрын

lol you funny James

@kevinc8955 10 ай бұрын

“Most men lead lives of quiet desperation” -Henry David Thoreau

@user-zc2vs5yt1w 9 ай бұрын

“what's called resignation,is confirmed desperation”

@Cmon-Man 2 ай бұрын

“The courage it took to get out of bed each morning to face the same things over and over was enormous” ~ Charles Bukowski

@gtrdline 8 ай бұрын

This should be used as a tutorial for socially awkward people. Asking someone if they like hot fudge sundaes is an outstanding conversation starter.

@timhick6 7 ай бұрын

Lol omg I'm dead

@Carguylogan 5 ай бұрын

And follow that one up immediately by asking them what grade they're in a skewel.

@zephead4835 2 ай бұрын

@@Carguylogan Skewel... DEAD

@drpete0616 Жыл бұрын

"Is it still hot out there?" "It's 12 degrees outside." (Very long awkward pause where he looks like he's about to cry) "Is it still hot out there?"

@ScamNewton77 11 ай бұрын

Sorry I started training for this Job in June and they told me to ask that.

@depressedessendonfan5702 10 ай бұрын

im fucken dead

@lunaticberserker5869 9 ай бұрын

Spoken like a true human AI. can't get a no for an answer.

@NotFound-lt9jq 7 ай бұрын

A real life NPC stuck in an ‘if than’ loop… Just don’t forget to ask how they like their hot fudge sundaes!

@DevRSVR 6 ай бұрын

"These go to eleven!"

@Tridentgumisgood Жыл бұрын

“You ever been in a cockpit before?” “You ever seen a grown man naked?”

@tbonestallone2689 Жыл бұрын

That’s exactly how the talk to kids part felt! 😂

@WhiskeySam1 Жыл бұрын

THIS!!! “Do you like gladiator movies?”

@johnhopkins849 Жыл бұрын

Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

@kennethlauer4735 Жыл бұрын

"ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

@jasonmason8413 Жыл бұрын

@@kennethlauer4735 what a f*cking reference. Amazing work

@bigtimmothy7795 9 ай бұрын

I’m on vacation laying in bed watching this.

@andrewbaranich1548 9 ай бұрын

"Guests often feel they're....on their own"

@cufflink44 3 ай бұрын

Whom are you laying? Or did you mean "lying"? :-D

@bigbowlowrong4694 3 ай бұрын

True relaxation

@Michael_Sangworth 2 ай бұрын

that sounds awesome

@MrChrisHonoway Ай бұрын

Now that is living.

@Parallelwurlds 10 ай бұрын

“Have you tried the lasagna? Its my favourite”. There is no lasagna

@stephenbarone4053 2 ай бұрын

It's how he answers his phone.

@xjuice_leex 3 жыл бұрын

"Did you catch the game?" "Have you tried the lasagna?" "Will you deliver this note to my wife and kids?"

@fujifilm5127 3 жыл бұрын

"please, tell them I love them. one day I'll see them again I pro-" uh oh! seems like you shared to much! that's alright we'll fill that position in no time! and remember. *thin slices are more tender.*

@slimreynolds6935 3 жыл бұрын

@FujiFilm thin slices are more tender. We're going to have to ask you a few questions. We're from the buffet.

@redlord5892 3 жыл бұрын

No you didnt 💀💀💀💀

@onechristwoncity 2 жыл бұрын

It’s written on ham… in roast beef

@Erix7810 2 жыл бұрын

LOLOL

@michaelwolff4988 3 жыл бұрын

Why in Christ's name did I just watch this whole video like my interview is tomorrow

@stevemize2164 3 жыл бұрын

Same..smoking and watching it wishing my first day was tomorrow. Touching up on my "allllright"

@100689jr 3 жыл бұрын

I took notes...

@michaelwolff4988 3 жыл бұрын

@@100689jr lmaoooo smartass

@michaelwolff4988 3 жыл бұрын

@@stevemize2164 lmaooooo

@bry12341000 3 жыл бұрын

Cause it is

@TheRackits 9 ай бұрын

I can still remember my conversation with Old Country Buffet Carving Station guy. I told him I was in 2nd grade. He said "thats nice". Changed my life

@ASingleChimera 9 ай бұрын

"Once they've paid for the meal, nobody pays attention to them." GOOD. As a guest this is exactly what I'd want.

@turkeyleg1 3 ай бұрын

Did you catch the game last night?

@atfinch 3 ай бұрын

Do you like hot fudge sundaes?

@chazzilla8919 2 ай бұрын

Is it still hot outside?

@AnalyticalMenace 24 күн бұрын

"Have you tried the lasagna? It's the only thing I ever eat. In fact, people call me Garfield."

@OikPoinFive 22 күн бұрын

@AnalyticalMenace you like hot sludge lasagna?!!

@engelbrecht777 11 ай бұрын

His ability to smile through a complete mental breakdown and anxiety hitting the ceiling is amazing.

@Neo...... 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@squick1842 10 ай бұрын

LOL

@Dunkathon 10 ай бұрын

He did win an Academeat Award

@LizzyLou 10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@chrisw4209 9 ай бұрын

I literally love and hate this video bc of it. I have soooo been this guy before. Pretty much my whole 20's. I really hope he's doing good now, then I can keep laughing with him.

@andrewlazouskas555 Жыл бұрын

I'm an HVAC technician, while fixing a customer's furnace I said "have you tried the lasagna? It's my favorite"....the customer was confused

@murraysaucedo897 Жыл бұрын

Excellent choice!!

@BrotherAlyx Жыл бұрын

brilliant sir

@bigislander72 Жыл бұрын

"What grade are you in school? Do you like hot fudge sundaes?"...Click Click

@user-uj3zk2cx8t Жыл бұрын

You should have asked them if it's still hot out there

@mrdolo_187 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@David-hu2zx 9 ай бұрын

"Good evening, Mr. Smith. I see you are with a different lady friend than your visit with us last night."

@peterodriguez328 2 ай бұрын

These comments are the funniest thing on the internet.

@DANRYX 9 ай бұрын

He inspired me to use public transportation more often. I used his script 100% at the bus stops and I felt like a new man. Now I take these social skills with me to thrift stores and homeless shelters across the country.

@sean-bz7gw 7 ай бұрын

Yea me too but it hasn't worked out too well for me. Turns out people don't like grown men randomly asking little girls if they like hot fudge sundaes... who knew!

@DANRYX 7 ай бұрын

@@sean-bz7gw I feel your pain, I bought a refrigerator van to even serve fresh hot fudge sundaes for all the children at my local park and I've had 16 restraining orders filed against me in a 3 month period. I switched to a mobile hot meats station for fresh roast beef and tried serving the children and parents at the elementary soccer games and I was jumped the moment I brought out a carving knife. It took 6 years to finally find the right balance of confidence and awkward dialog to win over the hearts of the community. Stay strong, the eventual victory is worth the battle, my friend. Black mail the mayor if you want to speed up the process.

@narne3330 7 ай бұрын

What the fuck you are talking about?

@ghostex642 7 ай бұрын

@@sean-bz7gw😂 I’m dead maybe if you go to a playground and ask them they’ll be nicer

@ralphmacchiato3761 6 күн бұрын

I called Beate Salame, she has the best info about handling meat!

@rhern44 Жыл бұрын

“If the customer asks for a thicker cut, whip out your genitals and ask if this will do? Then enjoy the laugh with all the patrons as they commend you on a well timed joke.”

@smith5796 Жыл бұрын

Haha lol. Indeed.

@edwardgiovannelli5191 Жыл бұрын

THAT's what OCB was missing all those years! Too much mac-n-cheese, not enough man-junk

@jackedattack8781 Жыл бұрын

I'm f*ckin dead dude XD

@joebush1663 Жыл бұрын

She would say "I want a real meal, not a snack."

@NateM154 Жыл бұрын

🤣

@cainabel615 3 жыл бұрын

This carving guy is one rude child away from murdering every customer in that buffet with his carving knife.

@Reitz86 3 жыл бұрын

Not before sharpening with “the steel”👍

@jasonmusic9938 3 жыл бұрын

dude sick movie premise

@trinikidd92 3 жыл бұрын

I am dying

@crashpal 3 жыл бұрын

Micheal Myers The Early Years

@nickgray6305 3 жыл бұрын

I hope he does it in dime width slices...the meat is more tender that way, and you can always come back for more!

@xekind 9 ай бұрын

"Is it still hot out there?" "It's negative 15." "These heat lamps will be the death of me."

@dorge4465 10 ай бұрын

Knife guy "Did you try the lasgna?" Customer "No" Knife guy "Could you, I'm tired of talking to people"

@sdafasdfasdfsda 3 жыл бұрын

"If the customer insists on a thicker cut, give it to them then accidently run your carving knife through their spleen. This will discourage others from asking for thick cuts"

@jupiterrising887 Жыл бұрын

This actually made me laugh for like two minutes straight.

@RumCaptain Жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@Eienlanzer Жыл бұрын

I might be a year late, but I'm laughing a years worth of laughter 🤣!

@TheVirusOfHumanity Жыл бұрын

I’m wiping tears away. Fucking dark humor gets me every time.

@mahbuddykeith1124 Жыл бұрын

Had some realty big-wigs in for a banquet, and I was carving the prime rib that night. Guy came in and when I was carving my usual slices, he asked for a little thicker. Went about 1/8th inch increments until it was like an inch-thick slab of meat. They were paying good money for it, so all I could say was “American cut, huh? I’m personally a fan of the English cut myself.” Conversely, there was a Chinese wedding where they cut so much out of their menu to save costs that the other cooks were going “Cheap cheap cheap” in the kitchen to make fun of them. Those guys got paper-thin half slices of the lamb. Of course I had to give them two slices if they asked for it, but for much more than that, I encouraged them to come back for seconds later.

@ryancampbell955 Жыл бұрын

"What grade are you in at school?" "When do you turn 18?" Lol

@edwardgiovannelli5191 Жыл бұрын

Have you ever had a hot fudge sundae in the back of a conversion van?

@toeey1 11 ай бұрын

Thats what I was thinking too lol

@robertdawson8048 11 ай бұрын

LOLOLOLOL

@nuclearmusic77 11 ай бұрын

@@edwardgiovannelli5191bro stop

@jamesboyes6876 11 ай бұрын

When was the original video filmed? I’m starting to see a pattern here 👀

@jessesmith8578 9 ай бұрын

I'm deeply concerned for myself that 1, KZfaq recommended this video and 2, I watched the whole thing.

@internetperson9121 10 ай бұрын

These folks really nailed it. What I’ve always disliked about buffets is the total lack of small talk from strangers while I’m getting my food. This explains why Old Country Buffet has become the largest corporation in the world

@magnuskallas 15 күн бұрын

Absolutely. Most establishments never know how small talk might pleasantly surprise one especially when pointing at their intimate parts.

@DCToonTime Жыл бұрын

“The thin slices are more tender.” “Don’t give me that bullshit. Just keep carving until I tell you to stop.”

@NateM154 Жыл бұрын

LOL

@mollsloveskittens4347 Жыл бұрын

You can't cure "hungry" with "tender."

@ButtmanAtHeart Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@vesuviusp.5831 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😂😭

@1DeltaT Жыл бұрын

😂

@bigphilly7345 Жыл бұрын

Update: This Carver was drafted by Old Country Buffet in the 7th round. He went on to carving in the bigs at MGM Las Vegas. After 12 seasons, a wrist injury sent him down to Golden Corral to finish out his playing days. He’s now an assistant chocolate fountain coach.

@vint.k1727 Жыл бұрын

Too bad he had to go out like that i thought he'd retire with his title. 😆

@shakkeappeal Жыл бұрын

You’re brilliant

@bigphilly7345 Жыл бұрын

The scouting report on him said he had great control at carving ham and beef but turkey breast was a weakness.

@creepingbert Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@contentcreators1206 Жыл бұрын

Buffet carvers should legitimately get paid more than nfl players. Simple as.

@seanahmed9079 7 ай бұрын

He is so curious about the outisde world because Old Country Buffet doesn't let him leave

@magnuskallas 15 күн бұрын

He lives The Shining motel.

@anterpants Жыл бұрын

2:11 "We don't limit the fckn ham."

@frydemwingz Жыл бұрын

I caught that too. lol

@adrijan6510 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RASD87 Жыл бұрын

Don't you dare limit that ham carver boy!

@angrybaby3847 Жыл бұрын

Hahaha thank you

@kontiuka Жыл бұрын

thot it was just me lol

@Seth-mu3wo Жыл бұрын

His words say "hello, how are you doing?" But his expression says "please hold my head under the jello until I stop breathing".

@HSDarke 11 ай бұрын

very underrated post.

@jtarantula3390 11 ай бұрын

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

@serendipity5569 10 ай бұрын

😂

@OldItalianYankee 10 ай бұрын

Oh my God, I laughed so fucking hard at this comment.

@StormTrackerWV 9 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@jphillips5700 10 ай бұрын

He's carving the customers in his mind.

@talbotd27 10 ай бұрын

1:40 Yooo I never thought I’d hear a company training video tell a grown man slicing up meats to “start conversations with children” 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

@azdrifter3968 11 ай бұрын

Having been a carver at a resort buffet I can confirm that this is exactly how it goes. Me: "Is it still hot out there?" Customer: "It's winter."

@originalkingalpha5116 10 ай бұрын

🍻😂

@russscott6907 10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@crazydrummer181 10 ай бұрын

I too have been a carver at a resort buffet lol. One time, another guy who was carving said “Here you go, Boss!” as he gave a guy a slice. The guest replied “I’m not your fucking boss” and shattered him. It was hilarious.

@DJ29Joesph 10 ай бұрын

@@crazydrummer181 now that I'm the boss, go clean my car 🤣

@BAYAREA-kd1ig 10 ай бұрын

@@crazydrummer181😂😂😂😂😂

@rockyroad201012 Жыл бұрын

As a funeral director I use a lot of this information in & out out the embalming room & during making the arrangements with the grieving families. A simple "how's that"? & an occasional "Do ya like hot fudge sundaes"??? Puts the FUN in funeral 😊

@kirklandcig5513 11 ай бұрын

"I'd be glad to carve you that, thinner slices are more tender though"

@originalkingalpha5116 10 ай бұрын

@@kirklandcig5513 Yeah, but can I always come back for more?🍿🙂

@MHowell1978 10 ай бұрын

My personal favorite is: "D'ya see that? I think she just blinked."

@davidswanson5669 10 ай бұрын

Wouldn’t be a bad idea to put a salad bar around an open casket though. Carving station prob needs to be appropriately located though.

@originalkingalpha5116 10 ай бұрын

@@davidswanson5669 Good point!🍇🥒🥦😂

@TheGopaxExperience 9 ай бұрын

It's the "allllright" that's become an absolute staple in my household

@ericah1898 Күн бұрын

I reply to 80% of my husband’s text with an “allllright” meme of the carving guy. Glad I’m not alone

@Mexican_Marauder 9 ай бұрын

This guy's carving game was on point. He should have had a business doing family events. There is nothing more impressive than a guy who can carve like a master. It's sure to impress.

@tylertheguy3160 3 жыл бұрын

"Allllright."

@bigvsouthphilly2156 3 жыл бұрын

Awwwlright lol

@hawksrock3024 3 жыл бұрын

I just watched this whole thing and I have no idea why.

@asdfjkli 3 жыл бұрын

He sounds like Otis from Opposing Force

@officermiclawdogzurc6156 3 жыл бұрын

He looks down like i hate this job hahaha

@kylethompson3218 3 жыл бұрын

"DO YOU LIKE HOT FUDGE SUNDAES?"

@babaganoosh0000 9 ай бұрын

I feel like the carving station guy should have a real men of genius bud light commercial.

@theaudiocrat 10 ай бұрын

1:56 "Would you care for some ham or beef?" "Sounds dicey, but I already paid. Let's give this hammer beef a shot."

@sirmoanalot3779 3 жыл бұрын

1:36 Chef - “Do you like hot fudge Sundaes?” Chris Hanson - “Take a seat right there”

@MisterMikeTexas 3 жыл бұрын

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

@sirmoanalot3779 3 жыл бұрын

@@MisterMikeTexas “have you ever seen a grown man naked?”

@sapher2020 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@master_vator 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TimmyLongfellow 3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same. LOL

@wesmantooth5908 3 жыл бұрын

I’m a new nurse and this video has helped me better communicate with my patients. Just yesterday I was assigned a patient who just miscarried. I think she really appreciated when I asked her “did you catch the game last night.” Thank you, carving guy.

@ieatalot2 2 жыл бұрын

😂👍

@stewiepid4385 2 жыл бұрын

The 'customer service skills' nurses have are the best! My MoM retired a CCRN-1. The darkest comedy ( Nursing Jocularity ) I have ever heard came from her and her nurse BFF's. Then I read her OB-GYN book.

@potatochobit 2 жыл бұрын

you are a pretty hairy nurse, mah boy.

@jetjazz05 2 жыл бұрын

Wow you escaped lucky. I was the doctor and I asked if she'd thought about dessert... I guess she thought I meant the fetus. I've got to go Epstein now, with all the malpractice suits. THANKS OLD COUNTRY BUFFET.

@mmdirtyworkz 2 жыл бұрын

@@wesmantooth5908 horse fat is the best! Have a great day too!

@Mike-wn7oh 7 ай бұрын

Now I wanna see a, "Where are they now" edition of this video...

@Lonewolf924 10 ай бұрын

If I had a Time Machine, I’d go back and work here. What a blast it would be!

@neurocolin 11 ай бұрын

After like 10 years in restaurant service this is like a Vietnam news reel for a veteran.

@youtubehatesfreespeech2436 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SirChristian100 8 ай бұрын

Im a Barkeeper, hell, Im happy i never served alot. I cannot stand People in front of a bar anymore ^^

@DevRSVR 6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant

@chefpatherf00t13 5 ай бұрын

LMAO

@SniprsCntSnipeMe 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Hexmonkey 2 жыл бұрын

“Do you know when you will die?” “Would you rather burn or drown?” “Will you help me escape?”

@danilodistefanis5990 Жыл бұрын

LMAO 💀

@erichinkle7891 Жыл бұрын

The answer is no to all of that

@angrybaby3847 Жыл бұрын

Does my finger stink?

@benmckinney2941 Жыл бұрын

"Do you ever wonder if it's worth it?" "Remember when you had dreams?"

@bigbigjoel9710 8 ай бұрын

"How much meat would you like me to provide, young lady?"

@nathan_the_barbarian7974 10 ай бұрын

Sometimes while I'm standing in a long line I'll randomly turn to the person behind me and ask "do you like hot fudge sundaes?"

@mt9372 Жыл бұрын

Not all superheroes wear capes. Some wear awkward chefs hats and stand in front of heatlamps. Here's to you, Carving Station Guy.

@edwardgiovannelli5191 Жыл бұрын

Carving all that meat kept his Jeffrey Dahmer urges at bay for years until he was able to get professional help

@Bootystank99659 Жыл бұрын

@@edwardgiovannelli5191 sometimes he couldn’t take it that’s why line cooks started going missing like red shirts

@Yousaf_Yunes 10 ай бұрын

Real Men of Genius

@SimirJohnson 3 жыл бұрын

“Would you like me to pre-chew the meat for you?……ALLRIIGHT!”

@lewisjohnson1460 3 жыл бұрын

Hi mum

@Teh1337H4x0rz111 3 жыл бұрын

I read that in his voice.

@Robert-hf5xr 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@al-basirisnain437 3 жыл бұрын

Yuck

@benjiboy111111 3 жыл бұрын

"It makes it more tender"

@jrhorton8855 8 ай бұрын

Fred owns the carving table. He is a wizard with the knives and his keen awareness of the customers age, plate and requests. I like to think Fred turned this into a long and successful career in food service and to this day his contributions to the industry are still felt with every bite. Thank you Fred, thank you 🎉

@TheMrturn1 9 ай бұрын

"Use the time between guests to maintain appropriate levels of your anti anxiety meds."

@Tom_from_Midtown Жыл бұрын

Every conversation you hold with a guest should begin something like this: “Do you think 9/11 was an inside job?”

@retroblue69696 Жыл бұрын

do you think the moon landing was real?

@Cenot4ph Жыл бұрын

🤣

@gavinpickens9053 Жыл бұрын

Damn funny though

@edwardgiovannelli5191 Жыл бұрын

Did you see that tower come down? No? Well here's your dime-thick slice, now get the F#ck out of my sight

@gregmcdonald8962 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dariusemmanueltherumblegro7240 3 жыл бұрын

Carver: "did you catch the game last night?" Customer: "No who won?" Carver: "Hot fudge sundae, cuz it's a winner everytime!"

@hamsandwichindahouse 3 жыл бұрын

Fantastic

@CollyDoo 2 жыл бұрын

#ohsnap

@mro4ts457 Жыл бұрын

Im dying🤣

@rpcclo Жыл бұрын

“Boy I’ll say”

@DukeOfMesa Жыл бұрын

Shit. Why aren't you in the carving game, or maybe you are.

@Syphonfllter 10 ай бұрын

"Hey sir would you like ham or beef?" "both please" ... "Alllright.." I love it.

@augenmaugen 9 ай бұрын

You’re my new hero! It’s weird how this piece of nostalgia (and all the weird hilarious reinventions of it) are so enjoyable to watch.

@kingdlo365 Жыл бұрын

“Do you like hot fudge sundaes?” *Proceeds to pouring chocolate syrup on himself*

@Bootystank99659 Жыл бұрын

HOT

@joesmith9216 Жыл бұрын

OH SHIT.......MIGHT AS WELL!

@xancypillosi9497 11 ай бұрын

What grade r u in

@BrxIghtside 10 ай бұрын

Do you like movies about gladiators?

@coryboy345 10 ай бұрын

Is it still hot outside? No, but its hot in here!

@stooge81 Жыл бұрын

"Do you like hot fudge sundaes?" "Wanna see the inside of my conversion van?"

@RemoWilliams1227 Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking

@Marionettetc Жыл бұрын

Ever seen a grown man naked?

@funktimusrhyme Жыл бұрын

"Do you like movies about gladiators?" "Ever been in a Turkish prison?"

@vintagehawk1613 Жыл бұрын

I got some candy lol

@djjinxman1 Жыл бұрын

“Can I watch you go potty?” Lol!

@bartharris 10 ай бұрын

“Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot?”

@user-nv8nt6gm2d 24 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jimmydeanpatterson1422 6 күн бұрын

Ever been kicked in the teeth with a steel toed Kodiac work boot ?

@GrievousAngelo 9 ай бұрын

Remember. The Carvers forehead should always have the sheen of a man who works hard all day carving juicy beef and ham for the diners.

@dropout3914 3 жыл бұрын

Wipe grease from the carving board with a paper towel... then proceed to wipe your face with that same paper towel, to give your face the hard working welcoming sheen our customers know and love.

@BenjaminGessel 3 жыл бұрын

Mmmmm yyyyeeeaahhhh!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁

@Wenjo936 3 жыл бұрын

Goddamn XD

@hadrianswall3902 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈👌

@crowley92399 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@jp7489 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!

@clxmasisland6724 Жыл бұрын

The “Nearest Manager” is clearly the villain in this tale.

@NateM154 Жыл бұрын

I've turned into that manager. Where has my life gone 😖

@VETVSS 2 ай бұрын

lol

@dudefrombelgium 8 ай бұрын

I come to watch this every once in a while. I like the nostalgic feeling and it somehow makes me feel better about myself..

@seth418 10 ай бұрын

“Hey Johnny, does your mom still hang out at dockside bars?” “A slice of roast beef please.”

@Robzrx 9 ай бұрын

I was a manager at Hometown Buffet (part of Old Country and Ryan’s at the time) they instructed us to give a pencil thin slice of meat. People would come up and say “give me a nice thick slice” and we’d give them a transparent piece of beef 🤣😂

@thepenultimateninja5797 Жыл бұрын

My wife and kids used to love going to Old Country Buffet for some reason. I always used to call it 'Scared Straight', because it was like prison food. It's closed now, but you can still get the same experience by buying a rotisserie chicken and a can of green beans from Walmart, and getting a bunch of people to cough on it.

@edwardgiovannelli5191 Жыл бұрын

I used to take my family there and we called it 'Dinner and a Show' because it was so easy to make fun of some of the guests there. Every tuesday night at 6:00pm the People of Walmart would waddle across the parking lot and set up camp at the OCB

@glacialerraticmedia Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@manhalen7046 Жыл бұрын

😂

@vesuviusp.5831 Жыл бұрын

TOO FUNNY😂😂😂

@thepenultimateninja5797 Жыл бұрын

@Chandller Burse Well, I mean if you want to get all fancy...

@gustavquicksand3402 Жыл бұрын

"Once they've paid for their meal, no one pays much attention to them" And I wouldn't have it any other way.

@diggles7015 Жыл бұрын

For real, that's the best part about buffets. I like to be left alone and not judged for how much I'm eating.

@Mannyr-bu7qv Жыл бұрын

😂

@memyself3510 Жыл бұрын

@@diggles7015 or being asked how everything is while you have a mouth full of food

@oinkooink Жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@adamlane6453 Жыл бұрын

Amen

@jeffkaufman9875 10 ай бұрын

To all reasonable appearances, Fred’s a master meat slinger, a riveted conversationalist, and a real sharp guy!..

@danf6958 5 ай бұрын

The Bob Ross of meat carving!

@JedoDre Жыл бұрын

"Once they've paid for their meal, no one pays attention to them" is the place where I want to eat every time. Please leave me the f alone once I paid for my meal.

@nika4843 11 ай бұрын

EXACTLY!

@georgegeorge-tc6bb 11 ай бұрын

You’re going to sit down & answer whether or not you like Hot Fudge Sundays & breakdown the previous night’s game or we will have a problem

@RevolverOcelot79 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@lunaticberserker5869 9 ай бұрын

You deserve to be asked "What grade are you in at school?"

@Uuuuyyyyuuu 8 ай бұрын

"aww man, I already paid for my meal- but now no one is paying attention to me anymore : (

@addanametocontinue Жыл бұрын

"Is it still hot out there? Sure would be nice to see daylight, I've been stuck on this shift for 134 days now."

@glenndouglas8822 Жыл бұрын

Fuckin brilliant comment 🤣😂🙌

@BuffaloNickel9 Жыл бұрын

"Is it Still Hot out there?!" Um, No sir it's December. ❄ I'll have Ham please "Well darn. It was 96 degrees and humid 128 days ago when I began this Shift... Anyways... Ya tried the Lasagna?"

@johnhill8081 3 ай бұрын

This man -this man -is my personal Hero. I’m weeping now. He is, truly, the self-actualized human being. I have no more words…..

@MrMaddox57 10 ай бұрын

can I PLEASE be a kid again in the late 80's and early to mid 90's? PLEASE come back.

@michaelrome397 3 жыл бұрын

"Do everything you can to please the guests" Kneepads will be provided.

@lawnside82 3 жыл бұрын

Even if she want a slice of yourrr special meat.

@burgerboy2485 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh man!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jamestomlin5525 3 жыл бұрын

Tips optional? :d

@flip2724 2 жыл бұрын

Mitt would have been on knees.- former president of the United States

@cerdickjohn2385 2 жыл бұрын

@@flip2724 Please don't. Keep your political agenda out of this conversation.

@Peternut552 Жыл бұрын

I'm an aircraft hydraulics mechanic. The flight engineer asked me if the landing gear relief valve was leaking within limits, so I responded with "what grade are you in at school?" I am now de-certified as a Inspection Authority for all systems. Thanks Old Country Buffet.

@danielcaruso5155 Жыл бұрын

Just pissed myself 😂

@bleppybloppins 11 ай бұрын

underrated comment

@sithticklefingers7255 10 ай бұрын

Appropriate response tbh.

@michaelreborn9656 10 ай бұрын

Lol

@hydrogang5529 10 ай бұрын

“It’s residual sir send it”

@johnson11b 9 ай бұрын

This man is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs

@jbloun911 9 ай бұрын

Ham Please

@xekind 9 ай бұрын

Remember... a dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp one.

@SeanNewhouse-mv9ez 8 ай бұрын

That's original?

@doomvanhardcore8313 10 ай бұрын

"Are the police still outside?" (awkward silence) "Alright"

@jimcameron9848 3 жыл бұрын

Your fourth duty is to defend your carving station from hyenas. Use lethal force if necessary and consider using customers as a shield when the attack reaches a fever pitch.

@Maharv55 Жыл бұрын

🤣

@October-sw3pt Жыл бұрын

Read this in the narrator's voice

@lilyblueharsh Жыл бұрын

God damn animals trying to scavenge from the ham station

@TC-ic1ic Жыл бұрын

You win the comments section. ha

@scottstewart316 Жыл бұрын

I just spit coffee all over my screen. 😆

@yardbird253 2 жыл бұрын

I was this guy back in 1997. Only 17yrs old and not once did I ever see any of these OCB training videos. I was thrown out on the floor to the wolves.

@honuswagner9348 Жыл бұрын

Did the wolves like hot fudge sundae's?

@allouttabubblegum1984 Жыл бұрын

Not suprised.

@miketacos9034 Жыл бұрын

You were never told whether it was hot out there or not.

@Lastcookie Жыл бұрын

Best way

@valleyquail1790 Жыл бұрын

Lmao… “the wolves”. 😂

@jimbo4375 9 ай бұрын

Exceptional meat management

@andrewbaranich1548 9 ай бұрын

9:09 "treat your knives with respect"

@Ac22768 10 ай бұрын

“Your fourth shift duty is assisting the guest flow is light.”

@rivards1 3 жыл бұрын

""The knife doesn't care if it's cutting through your hand, your fingers, or the gurgling throats of your enemies"

@TwinTurboOnly 3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@flyingturtle3384 3 жыл бұрын

Best Gore much?

@mdinunzio7610 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 this is amazing

@vborovikov 3 жыл бұрын

I did catch game last night and made a lasagna out of it, my favorite.

@mehdichiheb4827 2 жыл бұрын

this is deep.

@brianjansen3103 3 жыл бұрын

"My you're a big girl, here's a little extra"

@dimitrov505z8 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Wheelio 3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@Joe_Parmesan 3 жыл бұрын

"I was talking to the horse!"

@Kimillions 3 жыл бұрын

💀

@awordon9631 3 жыл бұрын

Bro 😭😂

@MsJai_1 10 ай бұрын

This is one of the funniest comments section ever! 😂 I really, really needed the belly laughs today! Thanks, Carver Guy!

@Francis-rs7zu 9 ай бұрын

I'm an orthopedic surgeon. I'm sending this to all my nurses so they know how to talk to our pts. Very applicable

@sportsfanatic7266 3 жыл бұрын

“Do you like hot fudge sundaes?” gets me every time.

@HunterMann 3 жыл бұрын

Do you like free candy? Creepy guy.

@jamesfletcher474 3 жыл бұрын

Until he says it to the kid and then it gets weird

@ge2623 3 жыл бұрын

"Yes carve me off a thin slice of Sundae. I can always come back for more"

@matthewshaugabayii8700 3 жыл бұрын

“Do you like food poisoning?”

@IWantToBelieve1 3 жыл бұрын

@@ge2623 😂 😂

@jbw53191 3 жыл бұрын

Thirty years later, Carving Guy is now the manager and gets to hire new Carving Guys. The circle of life...

@D.B.Cooper-1971 3 жыл бұрын

He's in prison

@jackcargill2427 3 жыл бұрын

@@D.B.Cooper-1971 dude why

@D.B.Cooper-1971 3 жыл бұрын

@@jackcargill2427 for arson, he tried burning down one of the old country buffet restaurant's...

@tomrio9748 3 жыл бұрын

He’s like Obi Wan Kenobi training younger Jedi’s

@stevethomas2435 3 жыл бұрын

@@jackcargill2427 he's locked up w Jared from subway

@zachzwetsch5304 10 ай бұрын

So soothing and meditative! And ah the good ole days of my youth, when I was 18 and 140 lbs. and could eat at the Old Country Buffet until I puked.

@DingDangg 10 ай бұрын

Server: did you catch the game last night? Karen: let me speak to the manager

@jasonharrod3070 3 жыл бұрын

How how are you, have you ever seen the inside of a Turkish Prison?

@rosevalentine534 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Zahid81 3 жыл бұрын

As I've gotten older and more miserable, few things in life crack me up. But you sir, have achieved just that, haha.

@Levon2464 3 жыл бұрын

Copied from Airplane

@jessvolina6007 3 жыл бұрын

“Did you catch the game last night?” “Actually I did. I lost my kid’s college fund on that field goal. This is probably my last warm meal for awhile..” I should’ve asked if it was still hot out there...shit.

@atapaz8921 3 жыл бұрын

He has to plan for every possible game on tv when he says that line. Lol.

@joaquinsenn1154 3 жыл бұрын

"Alllright"

@itwontcomeout5678 3 жыл бұрын

God damn.... would people really bet $50,000-$100,000 on a single football game?!

@DrFuttbucker69 3 жыл бұрын

@@itwontcomeout5678 People bet on presidential elections, anything possible

@nevs8997 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂