I would hire you for sure cause I am broke and could sure use a stick of gum right now. Unfortunately I am not in the position to hire anyone since I can't even support myself.

Yeah man! I figured "No one hates gum! This is the key to getting companies to overlook my severe personality flaws,"

@@uberscott overlook? Nay, embrace!!! You have to lean into Scottness to achieve enlightenment.

@@califrexan I like the word "Nay" and believe it should be brought more into the common vernacular.

Welp... your entirely consistent with the reception I received for it so can't blame you... but you have to factor in how badly you feel like a piece of chewing gum at the moment. If it hits your desk right as a craving is kicking in then your a sitting duck as a hiring agent.

Lol yeah maybe buddy not on me though . There are better ways