Offkai 2024 Offcollab archive

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@Yadilie Ай бұрын

Pippa's life is just a real life version of WataMote including the girl harem.

@Thunderstyle7 Ай бұрын

Holy shit lmao

@akiradkcn Ай бұрын

Anime-onlies: "the WHAT harem?" Emoji-chan best girl btw

@Duamerthrax Ай бұрын

Fitting that Muyu sang it for karaoke last night.

@Thunderstyle7 Ай бұрын

@@akiradkcn My man spitting facts only.

@azazelleblack Ай бұрын

@@akiradkcn Only if you mean Emoji 2, Futaki Shiki!

@datboi8357 Ай бұрын

The "we're sorry... FOR FUCCEN NOTHING LMAOOOO" BWAHAHAHA

@cyan8237 Ай бұрын

The whole gang hanging out in a Denny's bathroom.

@ItsKagiVids Ай бұрын

Times like this I wonder how fish man has any sanity left LMAO.

@HeroeUrbano Ай бұрын

He’s probably in denial

@toawing Ай бұрын

reminds me of discworld, pills to make someone hallucinate sanity.

@Blackwing2345635 Ай бұрын

He was the one who started all of this. He was never sane to begin with. You may be tricked by his composure and the fact that he allows to mock him, but remember what 10ma said - when he shows his true self, menheras go quiet... Haha, jk! But am I? Remember, he hired The Pipkin, despite everyone told him not to. But that was not the insanity. The insanity is that it worked. It worked with (almost) all of them. Cegorach bless this man.

@HeroeUrbano Ай бұрын

@@Blackwing2345635 yep.. he truly is playing 4D chess 😝

@whodis113 Ай бұрын

The best menhera

@DrunknBraindead Ай бұрын

I love how you didn't even bother clipping the stream and just uploaded it in it's entirety. The true low effort I'm here for.

@MrNorker77 Ай бұрын

I love that we have an archive. Who knows Sakana might regain control and nuke the stream and I NEED to be able to hear this again.

@Sheltur_0311 Ай бұрын

@@MrNorker77the stream was already nuked

@MrNorker77 Ай бұрын

@@Sheltur_0311 Dang, that was quick. Well, now I am even more glad we have an archive

@Sheltur_0311 Ай бұрын

@@MrNorker77 it got nuked 10 seconds after it ended

@jameskazd9951 Ай бұрын

@@MrNorker77 the stream was nuked MINUTES after ending

@Qilmey Ай бұрын

Summary: - Tenma got the virus - Pippa is cute when she's asleep - Hamsters can give birth every 29 days - Eimi has a nice and cute caulk that she got after waking up - Airi ended Shiina - "Tossing up salad" - Airi's "Airis" are real - Dizzy harassed her co-workers - Lia got ended, Rinmama will replace her in the next generation, Phase MILF, alongside other Phasemamas - Nothing is a bit in the company, Eimi meows normally - Sakana is a permanent drunk driver while being sober - Tenma got ended, Airi got away from the law due to her Airis - Pippa harassed by her big tiddied co-workers - Uruka is fashionable, this is a huge accomplishment - Pride Connect - Runie's pillow - Pippa has responded to all of her co-workers dm, allegedly - Sakana doesn't have access to the official Phase Connect channel, it's Dizzy's second channel - Uruka and Lia had "say gex" with Eimi - Shiina and Airi were married - Dizzy got ended - The girls apologized for the off collab Extras: - Phase Invaders coffee coming to the online shop, Kaleido and Euphoria coming soon - Phase Connect will be joining another conventions in near future

@chaoslordmissingno Ай бұрын

*a virus

@andrewb8789 Ай бұрын

> Hamsters can give birth every 29 days So second to bears fertility rates?

@hellothere9167 Ай бұрын

So phase connect is just a frat group but for lesbians?

@sakmadik69420 Ай бұрын

a fox got THE bat virus?

@San-nj8fj Ай бұрын

Don’t forget about the part when they just started confessing to crimes

@FolstrimHori Ай бұрын

It feels wrong listening to this. Like I'm sitting in the corner of a girl's sleepover.

@Kefas9000 Ай бұрын

fr fr

@bpkdon Ай бұрын

Men used to become gay for a chance like this. God bless Phase Connect.

@MrNorker77 Ай бұрын

@@bpkdon Becoming a father works as well, if a bit more mentally jarring to you.

@calebm9000 Ай бұрын

Brought back memories

@matheuscoelho Ай бұрын

@@bpkdon I became gay for nothing

@OpusMagnus Ай бұрын

🐟: What a great Con this year, now to finally get home and play Factorio! "Mr. CEO, the PhaseConnect channel just went live..." 🐟: Oh no...

@pt1733 Ай бұрын

Sir the archive bro has posted the off collab

@ahmadfiaz3 Ай бұрын

SAKANA be like "Oh God Oh No"

@OpusMagnus Ай бұрын

@@pt1733 🐟: Take it down! NOW!! "Sir, a second vod has been uploaded already"

@Adeon55 Ай бұрын

Same energy as the beginning of a Hitler Rants Parody

@dracowar6 Ай бұрын

Pipkin Pippa : "talk like a human being, Airi" Airi : "so like, my oma" Pippa : I"M WHITE

@MarsKarl. Ай бұрын

SOY BLANCO

@dracowar6 Ай бұрын

@@MarsKarl. like there was any doubt

@Volthoom Ай бұрын

40 seconds of silence was all they could manage.

@anotherinternetlurker6248 Ай бұрын

God made timezones and had these women live in different parts of the world for a good reason.

@AdrianCruz_ Ай бұрын

Streamed live from the worlds echoiest room

@SleepyVesties Ай бұрын

I bet they are in sakanyan's warehouse 😂

@RAZGR1Z Ай бұрын

Live from a rest stop shower room

@crazyrabitbob5891 Ай бұрын

@@SleepyVesties dang you beat me to it...

@AlexisGHQ Ай бұрын

"I'm more autistic than EIMI?!" fucking hell dizzy xDDD

@Seraphil1 Ай бұрын

Your reminder that during this they had a poll in chat about who was the most gay, and Uruka swept with over 60% of the vote vs Lia, Lumi, and Dizzy.

@MrNorker77 Ай бұрын

Wasn't it Airi, Lia and Dizzy? I think I remember Airi got lowest with 10% and ofc Uwuka won with over 60%.

@Seraphil1 Ай бұрын

@@MrNorker77 Oh yeah, you're right, it was Airi. Brain lapse moment.

@Tehlongcat Ай бұрын

She beat Lia? Holy shit.

@ToyotaMotorola Ай бұрын

I get why but unironically there is no way it isn't Lia

@midknight9715 Ай бұрын

Absolutely BASED clipper, or in this case, archiver.

@peterociclos140 Ай бұрын

OH MY GOD THANK YOU XYNCRO!!!!! THE BEST CLIPPER HAS SAVED THE DAY

@jacobhayes9992 Ай бұрын

My cheap headphones died during this and got blasted in my office, it's so over

@Kaspiderv2 Ай бұрын

"Wait are you stalking and listening a teenage girls sleepover during work"

@enderguz3213 Ай бұрын

The autism/m^3 in that room has NEVER and likely will NEVER be beat.

@ab2aasd Ай бұрын

I think it still gets beat by a bronycon

@ulrickts Ай бұрын

Sakana: _sponsors OffKai artist alley, one of the most generous things an agency can do for the little guy_ Offkai staff and volunteers: _Sabotage Phase Connect and ban Kirsche because Pippa played Wizard Game_

@garfieldandfriends1 Ай бұрын

They went full idiocy after they got their sponsors.

@randacnam7321 Ай бұрын

PhaseCon when?

@SelibeIi Ай бұрын

Hoping it's called Phase Con(nect).

@crash.override Ай бұрын

Got a better source for the sabotage allegation besides the cesspit of chan boards?

@ulrickts Ай бұрын

@@crash.override Kirsche's been dumping receipts and apparently has something further being delivered to her soon.

@Interrobang212 Ай бұрын

i like how this is better than the official panel. Wonder why HRRRMMMM

@akiradkcn Ай бұрын

Tell us

@ernest9868 Ай бұрын

@@akiradkcn cuz there are some sensitive babies in the volunteer staff at the convention that think the phase girls are too edgy, racist, homophobic, etc, and they didnt want to rock the boat at the con. Kirsche was black listed from participating at the con cuz a few of the VOLUNTEER staff didnt like her

@ernest9868 Ай бұрын

@@Duamerthrax I havnt looked at the issue with kirsche since she had the first stream about. What happened since?

@joshuawillingham6363 Ай бұрын

@@DuamerthraxShe *did* try to resolve it through back channels but they basically said it wasn't happening. She published the full DMs between her and the guy in charge she talked to, and it basically came down to some volunteers complaining about pretty benign tweets. Another con tried to cancel Pippa the year before but Sakana said either all of us go or none of us, but Kirsche had a derp moment and though it was offkai. Because if that the supervisor basically admitted the same thing happened there. As far as enough volunteers bailing that they would have to cancel, where did you get that info? Because it's not in any of the official communications. It just said some people were fans of hers and some didn't want her there. That's it. We had no information on numbers. Were you involved with the con staff?

@joshuawillingham6363 Ай бұрын

@@Duamerthrax That's a big assumption considering whoever was complaining about Pippa apparently wasn't a big enough deal to call off the con last year. And the person she talked to already said there were people on staff who wanted her there but that clearly wasn't enough, so I don't know what back channels you could be referencing. It's pretty clear you just don't like her or her opinions.

@kvltovpersonality6290 Ай бұрын

Me at the start: “god what I would give to be a fly on the wall in the room” Me 30 mins into the podcast: “oh my god get me out of here they are so loud” Me an hour into the podcast: “okay hold on they’re cooking” Me an hour and a half into the podcast: “oh. My. God. They are loud. Ahhhhhhh!!!” Me at the end of the podcast: “I am dead”

@probablyfacetious2895 Ай бұрын

Keep going like this and you'll replace Lia as our favorite mexican

@AmericanMetalhead100 Ай бұрын

This is why I like Phase Connect. The whole stream was kino.

@potatoradio Ай бұрын

"Anouncemnt" the world record for Tism and menhera in 1 spot was surpassed at OffKai Phase Connect house.

@reaps912 Ай бұрын

The irony of Uruka being the _straight man of Phase Connect_

@SpencerHHO Ай бұрын

I giggled like a stupid child when my brain managed to process what was actually going on. This was peak shitposting and somewhat ironically amazing PR. Pippa has gotten so good at riding an incredibly fine line of plausible deniability while still managing to make her thoughts known. A not so subtle mockery of another infamous black stream whilst demonstrating the pure wholesome chaos that is phase connect.

@Volthoom Ай бұрын

Honestly i'm just super happy the girls got to hang out with each other for a few days. Lord knows most of them need social interaction in their lives LMAO.

@Drifting4Miles-jv2wl Ай бұрын

Girls Mayhem Coffee - Phase Connect LEC, you are an absolute LEGEND for preserving this!

@sompret Ай бұрын

So what I gathered from this saga so far is that you can't really make a shitshow out of what's already the company brand(tm) and that all that the saboteurs did was enhance the event's brand flavor

@SleepyVesties Ай бұрын

i was at work when the live happens. You're a real one, thank you for the archive!

@Lancynically Ай бұрын

i'll place my bets and say this was recorded in their warehouse.

@kelvinw.1384 Ай бұрын

Lol..the WH has a bad echo. I'm pretty sure Sakana flew them out IRL out to California for Offkai. So they can walk secretly IRL thru the convention as secret staff. Considering how much Sakana spent, buying dozens of tables for PC merc sellers, he's on the PC growth spending spree.

@JimmyBoombox Ай бұрын

The warehouse is in Richmond Canada so nah.

@grafzeppelin4069 Ай бұрын

I'm fairly sure it was recorded in their --lesbian orgy room-- hotel room for Offkai.

@Pheonixco Ай бұрын

Man I hope this becomes an annual thing, this shit is a gold mine.

@alphazone88 Ай бұрын

Xyncro to the rescue. Thank god this isnt lost to the ether.

@BlackMetalVengeance Ай бұрын

Thank you for archiving this, I would've missed this deranged (complimentary) gem of a stream otherwise. o7

@speciatali3193 Ай бұрын

An off collab of all time, bless you clipper man

@CLP99th Ай бұрын

Kaneko 'six shots of vodka' Lumi. I don't care how much Lemenov DNA she's got swimming around in there, ain't no way she'd be "fine" after all that straight slavwater lmao. ALSO that Pippa "not before marriage" was wholesome and adorable. Fun, unhinged, awesome off colab, thanks to the girls for sharing and thank you LEC for preserving this masterpiece for all of us 🙏

@username12120 Ай бұрын

This is the best stream since A/SLUR.

@NikkoManheraPhox Ай бұрын

The fact that they are all Eimidoo's makes this even better. Such a awesome chaotic off collab

@derekhemmings1693 Ай бұрын

You’re a real one for archiving this bro!

@Sixshotsavior Ай бұрын

Thank you so much LEC!

@ishzero1258 Ай бұрын

Thank you HighEffortCuts for this vod I kneel orz o7

@NetoKruzer Ай бұрын

The People's Hero...

@dracowar6 Ай бұрын

This is honestly the best stream i've ever listened to and i've got plenty of white hairs in my head. the most expensive team of hollywood writers couldn't write half these jokes with all the time in the world. Pippa is the main character of Phase and it's very cool, and extremely rare, that all the other women accept it ! She's not only the most successful, but she's the one that cares the most about vtubing in general, but the Phase in particular. She's "all in" in a way none of the other girls can even begin to imagine. This is why The Ripper triggers her so much, that's her exposing her soul to the outside like an autistic crustacean. A lot of Phase lore is confirmed here by their reactions. Lumi is the Ice Queen, just a little smarter and prettier than all other girls. She pretends she doesn't know it, but she does. Airi and Dizzy are the 2 extremes of big booba girls : either completely owning the trump card the universe gave you, or completely fumbling it with every single opportunity. But Dizzy too knows that her big booba will always give her another chance. Lia is all talk, we all knew that. Tenma is 100 times cooler in real life than any of them. and any of us reading this. A real boss that just needs to DM one of the hairy chested hunks in her audience. Meemaw is on her own entire separate development arc, freeing herself from all the restraints she placed on herself. a true inspiration to every "straight man/woman" (not sexually) out there who wants to just go free Uruka simply needs a man. Badly. The hampster is just background noise among her idols. I don't know the other girl.

@maradyne_ Ай бұрын

Thanks, I got a few seconds into the original's black screen apology before it got privated. We're so back!

@crissblack478 Ай бұрын

Wow this next level Low Effort. Good job man. Hag Love.

@mens4000 Ай бұрын

1:44:25 -1:44:27 *Leonardo DiCaprio pointing*

@airplanestoragehanger5283 Ай бұрын

1:18:37 LMAO All singing Pippa the Ripper. Pippa gets pissed.

@mmpsp693 Ай бұрын

I'll archive this myself, but hopefully it will stay online!

@richardatha6860 Ай бұрын

"Ive always wanted to go drunk driving" Helllll yeah

@senorcapitandiogenes2068 Ай бұрын

Offkai hate

@mirumizure Ай бұрын

offkai HATE

@Kelpie-sb5bi Ай бұрын

Tossing Lumi’s white girl salad

@Yawnz2 Ай бұрын

You are a LEGEND 1:06:52 IMAGINE THE SMELL

@danielyoon3313 Ай бұрын

this is so unhinged, the proverbial door is just floating in midair. TY Phase girls and LEC for the many hahas :D

@codymagee1594 Ай бұрын

Thanks for this. Had to go to bed for work and had zero expectation that the vod would survive.

@bernardomatatudo123 Ай бұрын

man, girl's slumber parties are great

@m.penguin571 Ай бұрын

I'm glad I got to catch it live, but also happy to see it here, was worried it was lost for good.

@asdasd-ty9se Ай бұрын

Thx lec, got to watch about ten minutes of this before they privated it

@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs Ай бұрын

Fishman sponsors the event out of his own pocket and these political activists spit in his face. - Some really fishy information about the organisers being dug up as the dust settles 💀

@CJODell12 Ай бұрын

Apparently the mod (Gustavo) is a known Pippa anti and took part in harassing Pikamee last year

@Phrosnite Ай бұрын

Phase Connect talents collecting every "girls get together" stereotype/meme like they are pokemon. Love to see it. Hilarious.

@Hobojoe4464 Ай бұрын

24:45 You don't win friends with salad - Tenma

@Stingraysquad Ай бұрын

XYNCHRO MY BELOVED I MISSED IT

@05c4rl0l Ай бұрын

This is like listening to a girl sleepover

@Obnoxious47 Ай бұрын

youre so goated for archiving this

@theArmcha1rExpert Ай бұрын

Absolute godsend

@backgroundnoise9310 Ай бұрын

Hell yeah, thanks!

@Drake_Grazer Ай бұрын

Wait, this stream got nuked on the official channel? I didn't notice cause my YT autoplayed into it xD Thanks for archiving this. The gay section was super funny.

@MrNorker77 Ай бұрын

The "gay section"? You mean the whole stream?

@LightDogFang Ай бұрын

Little more than a clip but I’ll watch it again.

@weebshit2391 Ай бұрын

I'd give my pinky finger to be a fly on the wall in that house. This is the most excited I've been since I started watching Phase

@juststeve8313 Ай бұрын

Thanks for archiving, xynchro

@RadicalGaming1000 24 күн бұрын

I start my morning watching chaotic sad girls. no regrets

@s4yanora Ай бұрын

41:20 Even when Tenma's sick graphic design is still her passion

@mknigh Ай бұрын

I'm glad someone got it, thanks man, I could barely hear it at the offkai after party

@restlesshollow8393 Ай бұрын

This has to be the most off the rails off collab this year

@braveagentg Ай бұрын

This is what girls do during sleepovers!

@sample2501 Ай бұрын

that's why they need to move in a house together

@richardbshort4324 Ай бұрын

Tenma hates animal style fries. She’s literally perfect

@roxorsoxor Ай бұрын

sabotaged by "activist mods" even though phase connect funded offkai just needs to end, stop giving them money

@MrNorker77 Ай бұрын

In other news: Phase Connect has just announced the graduations of 10 talents

@riastradh Ай бұрын

I don’t know who is talking or what’s being said but it seems like the sad girls are happy so I’m happy I need Pippa and Pat Boivin to have like an hour long conversation and just see what happens

@Moyski00 29 күн бұрын

You're a freakin' legend for this! Thank you for your service!

@KNJfan Ай бұрын

Perfection :3

@raresuwako6796 Ай бұрын

Black screen, then breaks into alcohol fueled alcoholic laughing, reminds me of something

@alexanderdejesus4986 Ай бұрын

oooo I watched this live, goated for archiving it

@ChudBoulder Ай бұрын

Thank you man, I was really bummed that I missed this one!

@MrDezokokotar Ай бұрын

Legend.

@FreeFraQv Ай бұрын

Drunk and gay, what a stream xD

@Papercleeep Ай бұрын

throwing shade on niji like that lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo

@ICKY427 Ай бұрын

throw a hard low pass filter at like 7.5k and most of that crackle is gone. a hp at 225 helped with that hum too. thanks for upload! i have a feeling this streams gonna be wild

@Valyraen0341 Ай бұрын

Thank you for archiving this glorious stream Mr. Xynchro 🙏

@Moricarne Ай бұрын

Firstly, your God's strongest archiver. Secondly, my God was my imagination running wild. All that ran through my mind was like animations of these girls going crazy touchy like some ecchi anime. Pippa really is the purest out of them lol

@Incubansoul Ай бұрын

You know it's gonna be good when the thing begins with a Pippapology

@maxmax87l Ай бұрын

Low effor clips waiting for archive bro: *fine ill do it myself*

@username12120 Ай бұрын

You're a fucking legend, mate! Thank you for this!

@raykiske Ай бұрын

based xyznchro for saving this

@San-nj8fj Ай бұрын

Man, that’s a long clip!

@Not_Mr.G Ай бұрын

Thank you for posting this. I missed the stream and would have missed out on all this joy otherwise. I love phase connect. Phase forever! Glory to Pipakistan!