“As a valued member of the Department of Colonial Development’s Servitor Class Corps, you’ll wake refreshed from a rejuvenating hyper-sleep passage in an autonomous sub-light personnel transport.
"Then, for not less than a mandated stay of eight-thousand one-hundred and twenty-two standard Sols, you’ll take up your exciting new life of fulfilling outdoor work in the colonial agrarian worlds under the healthy sunshine of a clean new star.
"Join us today, and be happy in your work.”