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Song lyrics:
A MAN'S GOT A HEART, HASN'T HE
JOKIN' APART, HASN'T HE
AND THOUGH I'D BE
THE FIRST ONE TO SAY
THAT I WASN'T A SAINT
I'M FINDIN' IT HARD
TO BE REALLY AS BLACK
AS THEY PAINT
I'M REVIEWIN' THE SITUATION
CAN A FELLOW BE
A VILLAIN ALL HIS LIFE
ALL THE TRIALS
AND TRIBULATIONS
BETTER SETTLE DOWN
AND GET MYSELF A WIFE
AND A WIFE WOULD COOK
AND SEW FOR ME
AND COME FOR ME
AND GO FOR ME
AND GO FOR ME AND NAG AT ME
THE FINGER
SHE WOULD WAG AT ME
THE MONEY
SHE WOULD TAKE FROM ME
A MISERY SHE'D MAKE FROM ME
I THINK I'D BETTER
THINK IT OUT AGAIN
A WIFE YOU CAN KEEP, ANYWAY
I'D RATHER SLEEP ANYWAY
LEFT WITHOUT ANYONE
IN THE WORLD
AND I'M STARTIN' FROM NOW
SO, HOW TO WIN FRIENDS
AND TO INFLUENCE PEOPLE
SO, HOW
I'M REVIEWIN' THE SITUATION
I MUST QUICKLY LOOK UP
EVERYONE I KNOW
TITLED PEOPLE WITH A STATION
WHO CAN HELP ME MAKE
A REAL IMPRESSIVE SHOW
I WILL OWN A SUITE
AT CLARIDGES
AND RUN A FLEET OF CARRIAGES
AND WAVE AT ALL THE DUCHESSES
WITH FRIENDLINESS
AS MUCH AS IS
BEFITTIN' OF MY NEW ESTATE
GOOD MORROW TO YOU
MAGISTRATE
HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH
I THINK I'D BETTER
THINK IT OUT AGAIN
SO, WHERE SHALL I GO
SOMEBODY!
WHO DO I KNOW, NOBODY
ALL MY DEAREST COMPANIONS
HAVE ALWAYS BEEN
VILLAINS AND THIEVES
SO, AT MY TIME OF LIFE
I SHOULD START
TURNIN' OVER NEW LEAVES
I'M REVIEWIN' THE SITUATION
IF YOU WANT TO EAT
YOU'VE GOT TO EARN A BOB
IS IT SUCH A HUMILIATION
FOR A ROBBER TO PERFORM
AN HONEST JOB