Snoot galoot hahahaha 😂❤

Aka Concorde 😅

Omg 🤣

I like seeing how many other ppl who know of the hose goat. With mantis sticks.

@@craftyoctober The snoot galoots of hose goat mansion

1k likes zero comments? Let me fix that

​@@CallMeAKEditslol

Ikr

me having a doberman led me to want one of these. That long snout Soo cute

They are simple but kind

cause she's the one dealing with him

Simple - its Russian breed

Because they really don't 😂 There's not much going on except a whole lot of air in that dome 😂😂

Women like there men smart is why.

​@@themaskozхрюкни

I thought you typed "wasted" and watched the video again to see which part I missed 😂

This breed can't bark. The howling is the only sound to produce

Apollo got a dumb unicorn costume one Halloween, it was magical. and all the durppier because the costume was sized for a regular dog.

I always remember the story of a borzoi easily killing a pitbull that tried to attack the borzois owner.

@@Jaqxy the borzoi truly are a hidden beast. The somewhat superficially remind me of Ludwig from Bloodborne

​@Dylan Maher I kind of thought they were a partial inspiration for all the street dogs in Bloodborne

​@@tyrthesemiwise304 lmao 😂😂😂 that actually makes sense ☠️💀☠️

Someone say something about bloodborne 😂

Seriously !!! Very intelligent and it’s the owner that’s brainless !!! This is a disgusting video 🤬🤬

Never let them do it for you, if you know what I mean.

I love that line!

brainlessly majestic 🤔

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

@@anexternalorganfloatingpix7041 bet you weren’t expecting it from a drunk cutlery 💔

*MAN I REMEMBER WHEN THIS MEME WAS FUNNY.* it’s not anymore😞

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@@DaKoolEggKermie

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so i agree with you about the intelligence tests HOWEVER have you ever actually met a borzoi because. they like really dont have anything going on up there

@rhythmicswampert9578 Yes. They have zoom and spin on their mind

Some animals hide their intellect most of the time, like pigeons can solve all the complex puzzles crows can but usually choose to act dumb. Borzois don't know what dumb means, that's too big a word for them.

​@@ultraprincesskenny6790they're in Spain without the a

Yeah. My Cockapoo is similar. He's not daft, he just knows what he wants.

Bruh..... lol

That's not uncommon for all dogs.

That sounds like my dog. The very first time we put him on a leach outside, he got stuck walking around a lawn table until he got tangled up. He didn't make a sound, he just looked at me like "why would you let this happen?"

Most dogs can’t so what’s the big deal? I’ve untangled plenty of dogs and not one was a bo🎉rzoi.

@@jesselindsey9760well why would you all dogs tangle.

Yup! Sighthounds are very sweet dogs, low-energy, affectionate, and calm.

@@samanthacallaway2276 Well, low energy until they see a squirrel or rabbit, then all bets are off

They're intelligent, just stubborn.

They are pretty intelligent just super independent, think of Sighthounds as cats. They sleep all day, have zombies for about a hour, and ignore you when you call their name even though you they know it.

But they are intelligent

​@@samanthacallaway2276... Zombies? Do you mean Zoomies? XD

run first, think never

Tbf that's all dogs.

So fuck vibes.

I wish I could live like that

borkzoi

So cute

Honestly she's a mood

I’ve known dogs like this. Not necessarily stupid, just…dumb. Delightfully and harmlessly dumb 😂

This comment made me laugh out loud.

Smart or dumb-we love them all,don't we???💕💞💖💗❤️

Everyone asks why the long face, but nobody asks how's the long face?🥺🥺

So sweet. How bad are their energy requirements?

@@KRG30001 not bad at all, ours sleeps most of the day lol

@@KRG30001 Ours was pretty lazy, but I don't know how she was when she was young. She had her previous owner give her up to a shelter after having her for eleven years. In the time we had her, she hated hiking and adventuring, but usually wouldn't complain about a walk around the neighborhood. Mostly she wanted to bask in the sun though.

@@zach.hanfordWhat kind of person would abandon a dog after 11 YEARS they’re so heartless

​​@@_Twistyowner might die, be in an accident that don't allow them to exercise the dog and so on and so on? How do you know someone didn't make the hardest decision of their life by bringing in the dog? Ignorant

He's probably trying to sneak in a dreaded ambush lick to the face. That's what my Irish Wolfhounds used to do. When you sit on the couch your face is at perfect licking height. Large dogs -> gallons of spit.

​@@RoonMian 😂😂😂 truth!

I would accept the ambush. Honestly, I've only seen one of these guys irl, and he was sweet as pie. No licks but leans on and allowed to pet.

​@RoonMian ever notice that its the big dogs that are the WORST for being the "smooch sniper" and being able to lick your brain through a nostril when you leas expect it?!

Borzois are lovely and tall however we also need to take into account the fact that she's around 4"10. Tall dog, tiny lady

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For me

Only do it for youuu~

Didn't I do it for you?

For kermeeeeee

Came to the comments looking for exactly this

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Didn't i do it for you 👉👈🥺

Lord Foog the 2st!

​@@KewalTailor for me 🥺

yes thats true but like have you seen them. theyre really not smart

Exactly and that's why I gave this video a thumbs down. 🤨 As a Sighthound owner I'm really annoyed by those stupid prejudices. Sighthounds are NOT dumb. They hust lack ANY will to please and they are stubborn af. That's why I love them so much. To me fogs who never discuss things with the owner but just do what they are told to do are dumb and boring to interact with.

Sooooo..... a cat in a dog body ?

@@-TheHollow actually they aren't as cats eather...they are really affectionate and bonded with their humans. They just have very gentle souls and are used to think for themselves. They WILL ask you for help a lot...but whrn you tell them something it's just a suggestion to them. They WILL consider it...and oftentimes they will do what you asked for...unless it's a stupid request (like jumping some rings) or it just doesn't fit with THEIR plans. 😂

​@@NumHeut so ur saying cats arent affectionate? man im sick of these stupid cat stereotypes. cats are also as loving and affectionate as a dog. they just have subtle ways of showing it but that doesnt mean dogs love there owners more then cats do. both of them love there owners equally but dogs just show it overtly while cats show it in subtle behaviours.

🎶 Let me do it for youuu 🎶

DIDN'TIDOITFORYOU??

KERMIIITT

🎶LET ME DO IT FOR YOU🎶

FKA Twigs would be proud. She did it for us for the memes with MS. Piggy and this Snoot Galoot

I like that! 😂

If a dog doesn’t jump through the hoops like a poodle it doesn’t mean the dog is dumb. It is dignified.

Thank you. Dogs can’t ALL be Standard Poodles! I used to care for 10 ‘Zois 5 days a week while their parents were at work at a hospital in the health care industry. They were beautiful, loving, obedient dogs who craved my attention. They even accepted my 2 Greyhounds into their 5 acre fenced yard to run. I’ll take a kind, loving dog any day and I don’t care about their placement on the Intelligence Quotient scale.❤️🐾😉🤗🫣

@@apples_and_oranges stop giving dogs human traits

@@BaldKiwi117 why me? Say it to every person on this channel 😅

✨WHEN ALL I DO IS FOR YOU✨

✨KERMEY✨

He was definitely singing that in the beginning

KERRRMEY

If they wanted us to think that the first line is Didnt I do it for you, they should have made the i sound like an i

I also had neighbors growing up with at least two at a time. Now they are down to one at a time. They are sweet, and love running (large yard). Unsure about the intelligence part. But great dogs for kids IMO.

Did they say: “Letmedoitforyou”?

My neighbor had one too. It was born to chase which lead to constant trips to the vet.. Once, it chased a seagull off a pier and tried to catch it in flight which resulted in a 15' fall to the sand below and a couple of broken legs...

​@@CS-zn6pp oh no! Poor pup!😢

she likes to insult, not her first time

She knows. She had to say this for our sake. Didn't she do it for you?

One of the hippy puppets

Nah, not chatty enough for a Muppet. A Muppet would totally have had a word with the human for the unnecessary wash cycle.

😂😂😂❤❤❤

A white skeksis. 😂

They ARE greyhounds--Russian long-haired greyhounds.

What about children?

😂😂😂

I have two borzoi and worked for a breeder and they are FAR from stupid lol they just don’t always care about what YOU want them to do

@@WB-zw5mz I often tell people it's the sighthound version of "This is stupid and you're being a jerk. I'm going back to the couch." I motivate them much like horses. Small increments, and when they get it right, they're done. My first AKC obedience dog was an Afghan hound, we went through open, joyfully. Actually had a judge insist he must've been crossed with a Collie (we were minor points from his breed ch too). He did detest the metal articles though.

@@AnamLiath yes, small increments! I do AKC conformation with my younger borzoi and he has always been excellent and learned new things in a snap! Both my borzoi are fast learners and truly excellent boiz

I've rarely seen a borzoi service dog, how interesting

they are fluffy ponies 😂

... Okay, but here me out-

Yea and it doesn’t mean they do not understand. They just can’t be bothered. My hound, if he really wants something, will do all commands, probably can make a cup of coffee. Most of the times he doesn’t care though. He is very smart I think. I wish I had the same traits 😂

Silken windhounds are the golden retrievers of sighthounds. They listen 60% of the time 🤣. Mine can open doors, but won't sit unless she thinks she's getting a treat.

It’s possible to train them to wait for a command to chase but it’s hard… I had a lurcher for a few years and I taught him to stand between my legs before a chase… I worked a dream because if I didn’t want him to go I could grab his collar

True. Though this is true for pretty much any dog, hence why you research the breed *before* you get the dog. Well... responsible people do. Judging on how many Kangals are walking their owners around here, not everyone seems to have gotten the memo.

@Mightydoggo Yes, it's true! You need to do research before taking any dog home. But there's been so much internet buzz around borzoi recently. I love sighthounds and they're amazing dogs, but they're also a wildly powerful animal. They're usually very sweet, but they have their quirks. I just want people to be careful.

Yep, they are VERY firmly not an off-leash type dog. So unless you have a fenced-in yard that tall enough that they can't jump over it, they'll have to always be leashed up when they're outside. Otherwise they'll take off like a rocket as soon as they see movement, like a squirrel, cat, small dog, child, etc.

@@HeyLeFay We buddy never figured out he could jump the fence at my rental, but if did...oh boy lol. Yes, they have to be leashed at all times unless in a double secured area.

This is funny, I just wrote almost an identical comment about my greyhound. Best breed in the world, smart and independent at the same time ❤

Don't have a borzoi but two Caucasian shepherds. And everyone said before we got them that they are not very smart and just brainlessly defend their territory. Also that they show absolutely no affection. And that is such bullshit. They are extremely intelligent but if they think your command is stupid they will just ignore it. I would even go so far and say that they are on the level of border collies with their intelligence. They just have a very different way of thinking. And their main priority is simply not to always to please their humans. And that they don't show affection is ridiculous too. If they are shown affection they will return it double. If I had to describe them I would probably say overgrown cats in a bear skin pretending to be dogs

​@@apples_and_oranges i had a whippet, it's also a sighthound, in my opinion all sighthounds are like that, gentle, smart, sensitive to themselves, and they are surprised by commands that don't make sense to them... that they run at first and then think? sure. that's how they have instincts...

@@alexlola4723 one of our best friends is a whippet and being half the size she is faster than my fellow because she maneuvers better. Two rockets they are!

@@wolfie54321 when my dogs really wants a super nice treat he’ll do any command. He’ll probably make you a cup of tea. If he feels like it. If he doesn’t he won’t. So yes, obedience: medium to low, intelligence: high. We have learned to negotiate😁

I don't think that's entirely true. The Shiba Inu is recognized as very smart, but is also very stubborn. It has more to do with being able to learn from experiences. For example, if a dog gets hurt doing a specific thing more than once and keeps doing it, it's probably not a very intelligent dog.

Thank you.

​@@connorthornbergNo, many breeds who are viewed as dumb are extremely stubborn dogs, especially hunting dogs.

​​​​@@connorthornberg Shiba Inu are not considered intelligent by the outdated test everyone takes as gospel. But as you know, they are. Same for borzoi. Also, borzoi are very quick about learning to avoid painful things. Labradors are listed as one of the most intelligent breeds with the old test and they're known for repeatedly eating dumb stuff that makes them sick. Most dog breeds are fairly intelligent, just different.

That has nothing to do with being smart

I came here to find precisely this comment and you did not disappoint. 😂

Kermie 🥺

Didn't I, not let me

@@PhoeniX_Drevis333 didn’t I not let me do it for you…cermet.

@@kamiw5864 Kermit*

Unfortunatelly no. Apollo from puppysongs is white and black.

He's tall and he's cute And there is no substitute For that long magnificent snoot!

That Apollo is a pretty rare white and silver colour. This Apollo is white and cream. Funnily enough, Apollo seems to be a common name for male borzoi.

He's worthy of our praise In oh so many ways And his snoot goes on for daaaaaaays!

I was very confused and somewhat horrified because my tired brain read "wet nurse" instead of "vet nurse" at first 😅

​@@KH-dr1qu I'm dying 😂😂😂😂

Nose bump? Like fist bump?

@@Elizabeth-tm7xr where you gently put your index finger on their nose and say ‘boop’

@@Aurora-do2rv glad to know i'm not the only one that does that! LOL along with the gentle nose bump/fist bump.

@@Elizabeth-tm7xr yeah I always booped the snoot on my boy before he passed away. He loved it, and with a borzoi snoot it’s an absolute must lol. 😂😂

Boop the long snoot