One Shot SciFi 1693 - Outsourced Warfare | HFY

One Shot SciFi 1693 - Outsourced Warfare | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs

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00:00 Intro
00:06 Outsourced Warfare
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@damaskusseraph6046 Жыл бұрын

Hey thanks for reading my story. Hope you all enjoyed it.

@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын

A pleasure

@joshuawilliams8921 Жыл бұрын

So that is how Star Fleet and the UFP was formed and took on Terran Naval Tradition. Lol. Also left a full message on post before I saw your message it was your story. Hope you like it and take it as a compliment from an old Navy man. You did good work here.

@otkcabral4434 Жыл бұрын

love the ads, it just too realatable

@davidr5087 Жыл бұрын

It was a really good story.

@davidr5087 Жыл бұрын

The fall of the merc bands was a plot by youtube.

@davidr5087 Жыл бұрын

Hidden part of this story is KZfaq becoming a intergalactic power.

@sovietyunyun4121 Жыл бұрын

the money they be making must be in the hundreds of trillions

@extended_e Жыл бұрын

I hope it will be anyone other than KZfaq and that there will be multiple competing platforms no broken monopoly like now.

@sovietyunyun4121 Жыл бұрын

@@extended_e not happening in youtube's face

@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Жыл бұрын

@@sovietyunyun4121 never say never... for the same reason the monoply like cable networks lost a big chunk of influence over night to the web & youtube specifically.. the tube going down its current path can lose influence over night the same way... after all ,everything that thinks it can control what a swarm of individuals do top down... there always be the simple option of someone starting a alternative ground up ;) point and case... real life add nlock app's

@Devin_Stromgren Жыл бұрын

@@extended_e Everybody claims to hate monopolies, and yet everyone misses when Netflix had the monopoly on streaming.

@Gilhelmi Жыл бұрын

I love the ad interruptions, skip ad, and then installing an ad blocker. I have no idea why it is funny, but it is.

@4eversight781 Жыл бұрын

Relatable

@prestonjones1653 Жыл бұрын

"Do your tentacles get in the way of-" "I'm a bird."

@Commandelicious Жыл бұрын

@@prestonjones1653 LOL

@klyxes Жыл бұрын

Well, it's how I got to install ublock origin

@danielbutler578 6 ай бұрын

I can relate to the frustration of having an ad pop up right in the middle of a sentence and interrupting the train of thought for trying to get me to upload an app that I already have or one that is completely useless to me. I especially love it when they are advertising a product for things that I neither want or need.

@kleinjahr Жыл бұрын

``Mercenaries will bankrupt you in peace and ruin you in war`` Niccolo Machiavelli.

@calvingreene90 Жыл бұрын

Machiaville didn't believe in the concept of honest men.

@markfergerson2145 Жыл бұрын

@@calvingreene90 We don't know what he believed. He wrote for his intended audiece, wealthy nobles who would do anything to retain and win power. He knew that audience by watching what they did, and what resulted from their policies. "It is not necessary for a Prince to love his subjects. It is necessary for him to appear to (or words to that effect)" is an observation, not advice.

@calvingreene90 Жыл бұрын

@@markfergerson2145 If he believed in them he would have warned about them.

@JohnDoe-yk3ji 6 ай бұрын

Machiavelli tried to speak as objectively as possible about a very subjective topic, and came to some counter-intuitive conclusions, that led to the invention of modern political science. Give the man some credit. A reading of Machiavelli can get you any political system, merchant republics, feudal states, Liberal democracies, all he really demands is you be ruled by facts, and not let morality get in the way of governance.

@joshuawilliams8921 Жыл бұрын

As a Former US Navy personnel, I did like the Black Sunday part of the Story. Very much Pearl Harbor, but with the twist We only took our rage out on the ones Responsible. A very hopeful future that we use reason and not just Rage when attacked. It could have been far worse for the galaxy had we reacted as humans usually do to such atrocities in our history. Cudos for the Terran Federation of your story retaining their sense of reason that it was just the MERCS that attacked, and only that Flotilla.

@damaskusseraph6046 Жыл бұрын

Ye while I did not actively think of it this way I will now say this is what it now means. I’m glad my story interested you, and thank you for your service sir.

@Gilhelmi Жыл бұрын

@@damaskusseraph6046 I love it when the author sees someone's opinion and likes it so much that they canonize it to the story. As a soldier, I agree. That read a lot like Pearl Harbor, but we have became better and focused our attention correctly.

@The_Viscount Жыл бұрын

@Joshua Williams As a museum worker who commonly lectures on the US built concentration camps (UN Definition) for Asian American Citizens during World War II, thank you so much for acknowledging the collateral damage. I too hope that we, as a species, grow and mature to do better than we have in the past. To do that, we need to admit to our mistakes or else we can't learn and grow. Thank you for your solidarity and your service.

@mikkelnpetersen 6 ай бұрын

It's one thing to attack a military dock/base/station with some civilians working there, but on a memorial day with many MANY more civilians than military? You're not just asking, you're DEMANDING that every citizen of that nation (in this case species) becomes your enemy.

@Ibian666 Жыл бұрын

It's true. Telling people to like and subscribe is, at least technically, an ad. Their technology seems to be even better than ours.

@SkyEcho751 Жыл бұрын

I love that point on the MERCS stupidly attacking a civilian location without thought. Like had you not done that you would have had maybe 20 goods years of light skirmishes, instead you got 10 bloody years of constant warfare as the Navy hunted you to the last.

@ironwolfF1 Жыл бұрын

TBF, the mercenary groups, as described (and hinted at) had 'bare bones' intel and recce elements within their formations. Nevermind the fact that these mercenaries were entirely composed of xenos, with their own cultural sensibilities and 'mindsets'. By the time the mercenaries launched their ill-fated attack, they were probably little better than criminal cartels with martial underpinnings...whatever 'rules of war' they possessed were, at best, indifferently adhered to as 'best business practices'. The Terrans they faced had military traditions (and infrastructure) that the mercs had long abandoned for pure economic gain...the outcome was certain, the only variable was _when_ the outcome would be concluded.

@Maddog3060 Жыл бұрын

And that, ladies and mentlegen, is how you conquer a galaxy without conquering a galaxy.

@Monster_Ink Жыл бұрын

The author managed to make the ad bits hurt 😅 Thanks for the narration! For the algorithm!

@thirg424 Жыл бұрын

The fishies are mercs.

@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын

that they are

@TheDurid1 Жыл бұрын

A nice reminder that wars are more about culture clashes that can't be resolved with words than anything else. Also one would think that a few free mercenary companies would reorganize as actual military of one nation or another when they realize the shifting market.

@Aden_III Жыл бұрын

Wars aren’t culture clashes, they’re resource-fueled. War is about resources and land

@JS-vn1og Жыл бұрын

Great story. Also the random ads and skips had me laughing.

@runeberg6514 Жыл бұрын

This story makes me wonder how we managed to uproot pmc "contractors" from acceptable for Terrans. Hopefully that can happen for real!

@Awesomewithaz Жыл бұрын

What?

@ClokworkGremlin Жыл бұрын

The problem is that the PMC organizations are the ones currently running things.

@alexistaylor969 Жыл бұрын

@@ClokworkGremlin Actually they aren't. The people that own them do however. These are the dreaded "Globalists" people talk about. The main branch of these Globalist companies is BlackRock. It goes far deeper when you start trying to look into who owns and runs BlackRock...but BlackRock, as a management company controls about 97% of all the wealth in the world. Through the buying and selling and rebranding of companies it owns and controls most public companies, including the big Private Military Contractors such as 'Academy' (Formerly 'Blackwater'). The BlackRock company while formerly hiding ties with George Soros, had the odd coincidental habit of buying out the infrastructure and companies in nations that George Soros had destabilized financially. A similar event is happening in Europe atm. George Soros pushed for open borders and "refugees" to destabilize the European economy and plummet property values and now land and companies previously not owned by BlackRock are being bought up by George Soros and sold to BlackRock. Ever wonder why George Soros (a man that previously made a fortune selling out his fellow Jews to the Nazis) was spending so much money advocating for open borders and refugee crisis propaganda?

@thomastruant8837 Жыл бұрын

@@Awesomewithaz private military companies...

@glytchd Жыл бұрын

@@thomastruant8837 if he wants to learn, he can Google acronyms himself & figure it out by context. It's unfortunate how modern education conditions to expect answers given; rather than fortifying us with the tools of

@allenmorgan1007 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

@axlmagnus Жыл бұрын

It’s not a disembodied voice, it’s a man recording from the future in alternate timelines simultaneously existing in order to tell stories of true events of that history.

@allenmorgan1007 Жыл бұрын

@@axlmagnus It may be true that the prophet is a pan-dimensional entity, devoid of any temporal anchor; however, our communication devices with which we receive his transmissions do not provide us with proof that he is tied to physical form.

@mattbrown5511 10 ай бұрын

The internet of the future still needs a good ad-blocker. That is hilarious.

@jamesagnos6246 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the story. It is very good hearing an HFY story where we maintained our morals, and didn't revert to genocidal war criminals! Would love to hear more like this.

@crayonchomper1180 Жыл бұрын

imagine if the Xeno's met Terran Mercenaries like Academi (formerly the infamous Blackwater before they split), or Wagner Group Blackwater still exists but they are an arms company now

@SergeyWaytov Жыл бұрын

Yeah, best way to rile up Terrans so bad, you'd be lucky to be bombed into stone age

@robertstoneking7916 Жыл бұрын

At the multi stellar scale they might be able to bomb a planet back to a volcanic age with lots of giant rocks thrown.

@Aden_III Жыл бұрын

@@robertstoneking7916 I wish you nerds would stop acting like we would be using asteroids instead of the missiles we so clearly purpose-built

@robertstoneking7916 Жыл бұрын

@@Aden_III Missiles are tactical weapons when you want to be precise. For just massive destruction it's easier to nudge a large rock into a terminal orbit, mass and the gravity well will do the rest.

@Aden_III Жыл бұрын

@@robertstoneking7916 no it’s really not. With how far stellar distances are, the amount of time it takes to tow a rock to your target the war might be over already. Not to mention the fact that humans would never asteroid strike a world inhabited by humans, especially if there’s resources that you can conscript the local populace to undertake. The concept of asteroid strikes sounds similar to the people that claimed nukes made warfare obsolete

@robertstoneking7916 Жыл бұрын

@@Aden_III Nudging a rock from a month or two out would be faster than diplomacy and you don't necessarily need to bring it far. There are earth crossing asteroids daily that range from big enough to take a car out to city killers and less often world killers. Most aren't found until past us and fewer ever make the news. As to whether we would use kinetics on our own, Why not, there's no radioactive fallout just dust. It would take a while to get occupation forces and colonists there as well.

@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Seems to me that the aliens didn't have real mercenaries. Just dressed up thugs. LOL Adblock

@richardrosenau9292 Жыл бұрын

Well, with video captions like this 1. How can ANYONE not take a peak at it, oh my!.... I guess I started that previous sentence with the word How, which would mean that the sentence should end with a ? and not a !

@carbonbeaker409 Жыл бұрын

Use both, problem solved ;)

@ja-vishaara Жыл бұрын

For the glory of Holy Terra and the algorithm

@donchichivagabond1578 Жыл бұрын

@9:48! YOU'RE THE MAN!!!

@jameshagerman7681 10 ай бұрын

Not gonna lie it caught me a bit off guard when the history lecture was by a character sharing most of my name (James Garson are my first and middle name respectively)

@damaskusseraph6046 4 ай бұрын

Im in your walls

@Krokmaniak Жыл бұрын

"Loading advertisment" YT: Did you say advertisment?

@Wastelandman7000 11 ай бұрын

Love the adblock part. LOL

@Questor-ky2fv 6 ай бұрын

Good story! And the ads, skips, and ad blocker segments were funny. Although they kept interrupting the lecture, somehow they managed to fit into the overall experience.🤣 I guess almost 6 & ½ decades of exposure to ads from TV, radio, and the internet has somewhat desensitized me to them. I even occasionally look up funny ones on KZfaq, like Digiorno's Area 51 commercial, or the one where their overloaded pizza falls through to the apartment below. I like a lot of that company's commercials, even though I hate pizza.🤣 Actually, it's pizza sauce that I hate. Anyway, the story, and it's ads were entertaining.😄👏👍

@prestonjones1653 Жыл бұрын

This is like Rome vs Carthage.

@sessy01 11 ай бұрын

ROCK AND STONE!

@Ryu_D Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the video.

@MidnightSon98 Жыл бұрын

GWOT 2: Galactic Boogaloo

@amanofmemes Жыл бұрын

Here's the facts. Humanity is the definition of the saying "hold my beer."

@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the reading

@macpurdy Жыл бұрын

For the algorithm and the narrator.

@righteouskill45 Жыл бұрын

Sounds like the story from H.A.W.K.S

@electricheisenberg5723 Жыл бұрын

the thumbnail tho

@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

@silvadelshaladin Жыл бұрын

A number was skipped. Ahh it was 1691 then 1691 again and now 1693 -- so it is the second 1691 that should be 1692.

@roboticfish317 Жыл бұрын

Nice catch my guy

@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын

Corrected , thank you for pointing it out

@panchora99 7 ай бұрын

This was a somewhat fun story.

@saanon9334 Жыл бұрын

What was cool anime spaceship opener?

@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын

Its one of the KZfaq Defaults for premieres

@saanon9334 Жыл бұрын

@@AgroSquerril It was a good choice.

@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 Жыл бұрын

For the old ones

@astramyrt8346 Жыл бұрын

I believe that Hoxxies ship yard is meant to be a reference to Hoxxies IV from drg.

@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын

omg the nanite swarms stole the fishies' socks!

@dividewalker5673 Жыл бұрын

12:50 the last time this happened, America dropped the sun on Japan. _Twice._ I haven't even finished, but I know what happens when you Pearl Harbor human militaries...

@Eboreg2 9 ай бұрын

Xenos: "Hey Terrans, you think we can 'hire' your navy for protection?" Terrans: "Uh... we're not a mercenary company..." Xenos: "Look... we get it... you're not looking for money but we're sick and tired of relying on these mercenary brutes for protection and you guys seem like the best alternative. Just tell us what you want from us in exchange for your protection."

@EndermTheSwordsman 7 ай бұрын

Me at the start: Ohhhh, neat story about intergalactic mercs, nice Me halfway through: Oh...Oh they pulled a second, bigger Pearl Harbor...Oh they're fucked fucked

@adwood201 Жыл бұрын

I do love Adblock Plus!

@MyrdinAnnoth Жыл бұрын

Haha the random adds popping in the text is such a hilarious little addition to the story :D "My friend you look like you could use.." a -skip- XD

@Xdbd1 Жыл бұрын

Applying joules...

@genericuser984 Жыл бұрын

neat

@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm11!

@merlinathrawes746 7 ай бұрын

And that is the problem with mercenaries; where do their loyalties lie?

@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Жыл бұрын

this could make for some very interesting side stories sprinkled through the main arch... of for example poor intelligent merc communication officers or such trying to get ther superiors to grasp that they might be fundamentally miss understanding how the terrans do war.... and while the mercs holds the ace in battle... for war , the terrans holds the ace in both stratigic assets but also tactical coordination and above all...economy.. cant produce bullets with empty air after all.. but also side stories of the various governments also have the same inertia of tradition with limited intellectuals and public servants going into catastrophe mode to get foregin relations departments to not wave the terrans questions of and instead quickly differentiate themselfs from the armed forces before the terran armed forces considers striking ther government infrastructure as part of crippling the merc companies supply lines.

@damaskusseraph6046 Жыл бұрын

Yeah I initially had plans to have the mercs backed by a country or two but just forgot after a week long hiatus between writing

@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Жыл бұрын

@@damaskusseraph6046 a common thing to happen.. even a writer cant keep all details of a whole universe in mind at once ;) made any 'side stories' that unfold within this one ? and honestly i dont think forgetting that detail about any nations backing the mercs actually is as bad as it might sound ,after all mercs on a trans galatic scale is fully plausible to do things the way your story suggests as they more or lees can be called mega corps but with a very very very narrow field of products & services