I just had a dream where they were advertising “Barbie movie 2” and were saying it was written by Markiplier. Then there was a trailer for a different movie that just had a car driving loudly before a narrator said “It’s a car movie” and then another loud clip of a car before continuing “so you know it’s a Markiplier movie” as if Markiplier was a well known movie writer at this point and he apparently specialized in car centric movies despite the only previous movie in he dream made by him being Barbie 2. And then the trailer cut to a black screen with nothing but the word “Barbie” in the pink Barbie font, the trailer was for Barbie 3, which was for some reason car centric.

"Next time you pray, i'll be playing god." Is a freakishly terrifying sentence once you think about the implications.

I asked my crush out and he said "Sure, let's go to IKEA together, we can wear food there." So we did, and it was the _perfect_ date. We were also both pterodactyls, but it didn't actually affect anything.

One time I dreamt that Adam from Hazbin Hotel woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me that Trump was President again. I told him I didn’t care because I’m British and he got pissed and stole my spleen. I’ve literally been having Adam related dreams for the past 4 days,I’ve not even that big of a Hazbin Hotel fan,help me

Recently I drempt David Tennant was My doctor and instead of treating me he crafted a long and creative insult about how ugly my sweater was,then I realized he was wearing the same sweater.

Once I had a dream where me and Bob Ross were painting snowflakes, and then the grim reaper showed up and told us that snow was illegal now, and that we were under arrest, and so I pulled my snowflake off the canvas, and hit him over the head with it and it shattered and he died. Then another reaper show up and said the exact same thing, and I hit him with another snowflake, and this happened like 5 more times while Bob Ross was cheering me on and painting more snowflakes and then I woke up.

One time I dreamt that there was a new meme where everyone carried around water bottles and would either say "Jason your name is water" or "water is the name" and then throw the water bottles at people. I got so fed up with it I became a water bender and threw the water back at them.

For the last one, their future husband is gonna ask: Will you still love me if I was a lamp? Then they will understand...

I recently dreamt I was confronted by myself but hotter. The hotter me just said "I'm you, but hotter which means I have self confidence". After that I woke up in the dream only to sit down and play a game called "Deoxys simulator". When I then actually woke up I was very confused.

I had a dream where I and Lizzo were making a documentary in a post-apocalyptic world where people randomly got turned into Luigis. We interviewed a bunch of people who got turned into Luigi. Eventually, Lizzo turned into Paper Luigi and chanted "Join us, join us, join us." then I woke up drenched in sweat.

I once had a dream that I slipped on my bottom step and snapped my neck. As I was lying there, motionless and about to die, literal death walked up to me. It wasn’t the grim reaper either, it was like a primordial being that I cannot explain. I just new it as death. It looked at me, revived me and walked me to my bed because I died in a pathetic way. Holding my hand too, as if I was a small child accompanying their mother in a supermarket. Death literally revived me in my dream because I died in such a stupid way that it felt bad.

i don't know why but the "toy story 2: larvesta" GOT ME ROLLING I AM LITERALLY IN TEARS NOW FROM HOW HARD I LAUGH I HAVE NO EXPLANATION WHYYYYY

I had a dream where I was at chick-fil-a when one of the employees threw me into this small room that had a dark blue carpet and dark wooden walls and there was some other teenagers in there, and there was a small tv and it would constantly play an episode of SpongeBob, then chick-fl-a propaganda. Eventually, my mom came up to the counter and complained about me being trapped in there and me and the other teens were let go.

I had a dream that Dr. Ratio from Honkai Star Rail wanted me to make him a smoothie. When I did, he called me a “dumbass carrot”, took my blender, and left. I woke up and in my half asleep stupor, I thoroughly believed my blender was gone and that my favorite Star Rail character thought of me as a dumbass carrot

Once I dreamt, I opened the fridge door, and it was all yogurt. I just stood there for the whole dream and looked at it

around a week ago i dreamt that a bunch of characters from gravity falls got lost in this weird liminal building (alongside reimu from touhou and the trolls from homestuck) and had to fight a giant octopus man...at one point, reimu suggested using robbie as bait for the octopus because, and I quote, "nobody likes him anyways"

3:23 Chris Evans' Dad is allegedly a dentist, that's probably the inspiration.

I had a dream that there was a Pokémon Infection AU akin to the MLP Infection AUs that have been taking the internet by storm lately. The premise was that the infection would take a trait that specific Pokémon were known for (e.g. a unique mechanic, a signature move, information from the Pokédex, yada-yada…) and make the Pokémon lose control of it. Think, Charizard’s tail flame getting bigger and burning its flesh, Eevee becoming a monstrous version of an Eeveelution depending on the environment, or even Castform causing the weather to become random and erratic. IIRC, Legendary Pokémon were immune, while humans had more of a middle ground, and were put at higher risk if they were type specialists. There were also Pokédex entries for the infected Pokémon, but the only one I remember was that Gardevoir was considered a lost cause due to its ability to create black holes. So anyway, I started making it myself-

5:14 this is definitely something Bo Burnham would do

One time I had a dream that I went to an art museum just to see their new exhibit that only consisted of paintings of cats made out of lettuce. But the exhibit was closed because Taylor Swift was in the room that the exhibit was held in and she was performing some secret concert with her own cats.

i dreamnt i was a popular artist, but a weird man gave me a crystal which showed to me i was fake, and i went insane, i got stuck in this mirror dimension, and 3 kids entered and fought me while i sung a beautiful song about how i wanted freedom, and how i wished i could see HEAVEN, the insanity is still in me.

I had a dream that was just Bee Gees - More Than A Woman, but the the lyrics were just "Dancing turtle! A dancing turtle for me" as multiple camera angles showed turtles dancing on a stage.

One time I dreamt that I was on a ship called the Titanic 2. I was briefly worried, but then I remembered that *this one* was built to be unsinkable. So I spent the rest of the dream exploring this ship that somehow kept getting bigger so there was always more to see. That's the day I learned that I'm stupid when I sleep

HATSUNE MIKU WANTS YOUR BLOOD

Once had a dream my friend was insisting to us in the discord group chat about how he could built the most complicated lego set (it kinda looked like a star wars set? I doubt it was the most complex one though) with nothing but: - a gun - his feelings

I recently had a dream that rewrote Disney's Wish. The movie was in the underutilised genre of science fantasy (a hybridization of sci fi and fantasy), Rosas was a tropical island kingdom/resort and I was Asha (I'm not biracial IRL) and I had been sent to clean up the reefs/look for treasure. I was so focused on the job that I didn't notice how far I was from Rosas. In the dark waters far from the island I found a creepy, green reef formation that resembled a man's head with an agonised facial expression. He told me (without moving his mouth) that he was once an advisor of Magnifico but found out that the king plans to blow up Rosas with the magic equivalent of nuclear fusion, Magnifico silenced him by turning him into a coral far away from the island. I had to stop him. Using expert sleuthing skills I found the spell to blow up the island however my mission was constantly being interrupted by romantic interests and friends all wet and in swimwear. Eventually I found out that Magnifico would fire a white bolt of energy at a nearby uninhabited island which had a mirror at the peak of it's mountain, the mirror was angled so that the magic would bounce off and hit Rosas, destroying it and killing everyone on the island. I foiled his plans by messing with the mirror causing the spell to either go somewhere else or hit Magnifico, maybe both, I don't quite remember.

I once had a dream I was being chased by Bellatrix Lestrange on a cruise ship. I remember running down a flight of stairs into a room filled with balloons and I hid under a table. Eventually she found me hiding under the table and when I asked why she was chasing me, she told me she needed my entire supply of hair for a potion.

It’s only because of “Garble Gackman” that I now know you have a beautiful voice and I’m not entirely sure how to feel about that.

1:34 is Ryan gosling’s ken running for President

I had this dream shortly after my grandmother’s funeral. My grandma inexplicably showed back up alive on a family vacation. I was the only one who seemed to think this was at all odd. I asked my Mom what was going on and she said we had been “mistaken” about Grandma dying. I distinctly remember thinking, “BUT WE CREMATED HER.”

I once had a dream where people who like Camping and people who like Classical Music had a rap battle in the lawn from Plants vs Zombies

Just gonna start copy pasting my dreams from my dream document since I know they won't be read, lets go with a short one: "Garry’s mod got a massive update, and it sorta reminded me of GTA mixed with postal 2, except every npc was an interesting character. One I remember was the pizza chef, for whatever reason started chasing me on his lawn mower because I stole a microwave from his shed that was in someone else's yard. Also, the spawn menu covered the whole screen, and you didn’t need to hold Q anymore because I was one with the game somehow. Not sure how you program that into the source engine. "

YES THESE ARE MY FAVORITE you and Matt Rose make my favorite videos, I watch them every time I have a hard day I had a dream last night where everything was gray and red and sometimes black and I was in the car and I asked my mom where we were going and she just said “Sarasota.” We drove for like hours but never made it anywhere and then my dad woke me up

Protect the egg

I have mentioned this dream before, but I just have to share it again because it’s just so funny: One time I dreamt that the goat from the Hoodwinked movies was my husband.

i'd love to have my house haunted by a friendly garlic bread making ghost

1:40 I could see that Also recently I dreamed some explorers were trying to escape a tall flooding temple that kept playing PlayStation 2 sound effects really loudly over and over as it flooded

I dreamt that i lost all my musical talent (i have none to begin with) right as a studio asked me to score their new horror movie I gathered all my friends (again, i have none to begin with) to do a montage of musical training to compose a score for the movie. But it ended up being a single looping track of pipe organs echoing for two hours

Wassup anyway one time I dreamt I mixed all the things I love and made them into chocolate it tasted good but I felt bad in my dream for eating it

last night I dreamt I was going on holiday to some house in ether Greece or Italy, I can’t really remember, but the only way to get there was by walking on a 1000 mile trek through some field and up a hill with an asphalt road with a group of around 48 to 49 other people, I got left behind about halfway there when I met Freddy fazbear and big chill from Ben 10 who were also abandoned, for some unknown reason, i twisted Freddie’s snout 180 degrees, causing him to turn into a chibified normal bear with big almost ty beanie boo like eyes and a top hat, he growled at me and walked off to commit a murdering spree while big chill grabbed me by the shoulders, looked me dead in the eyes and yelled “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE”

Once I dreamt I was being chased by a demon and I turned around and said “kill me I want this dream to be over”

I don't remember the dream itself, but when i woke up i shouted. "I literally slept on I Write Sins Not Tragedies!!" I don't know what this means.

Pov: your soulmate is a lamp

The daphne ghost one shocked me

My brother had a dream the day before the FNaF movie released where he hacked a cinema showing the movie and replaced it with someone reading “green eggs and ham” by dr seuss

Woah I’ve never been this early Just dreamed last night I was the king of Ireland and was eating shrimp and my wife yelled at me I’d die because I had a shrimp allergy (I love history and am taking AP World but I know nothing about Irish history) A few days before I also had a rlly long confusing dream. You can sing rlly well!!!

I was in a version of the FNAF 2 pizzeria with someone who existed in the dream but not irl. Anyway, we start running for some reason, even though we weren’t being chased or anything. I then trip and faceplant onto the floor. On the moment of impact, everything went black and the Dark Souls “You Died” screen appeared. And then, everything still black, Glenn Quagmire starts creepily singing Yankee Doodle. I woke up sweating. I am not lying this is an actual dream I had

The happiness every time I receive a notification and realise I will hear your soothing voice again

One time I dreamt that me and some people I didn’t know visited this strange building where I think they did some strange things, and one of the people working there told us to never go down the stairs to one very specific room for whatever reason. And for some reason it was possible to slid down all the stairs in the building as if they were water slides. I almost slid down the stairs to the aforementioned forbidden room two mornings in a row in the dream.

7:36 Can't wait for "Toy Story 3: Volcarona"

The first one is literally Dutch for the color Orange. The fruit Orange is called a ‘Sinasappel’ in Dutch. Pronounced ‘O-rahn-yeh’ and ‘see-nahs-ah-puhl’

i want a friendly, garlic-bread-making ghost

Recently, I had a dream that I was watching a 2D animated Warrior Cats movie of Into The Wild. The art style was like a cross between snownic, Moonkitti, and Vivziepop. I was about a quarter way through the film, when all of a sudden, every time a character was named or mentioned, and image of them would appear in the middle of the screen and wouldn't go away. The movie kept going, but got annoying because the images blocked most of what you could see. Eventually, it became physically impossible to see what was going on in the film because there were so many images. It was only when I woke up I realised how stupid and funny it was.

3:19 Chris Evans' dad is an actual dentist.

I had a dream where hollow knight got its own show, except the bugs were replaced by humans, only bugs would appear as a cameo and the main character was Pedro pascal

I was 10 years old or so in the summer of 2016. I was watching the Garfield movie: "Against all Tides" at my grandmother's house. And the 3 mermaid's musical number came up, you know that song with the "do do do do". Later that night i had a dream about that song. It was with the three mermaid's song and in the background were minions playing guitars. I'm not joking, i really dreamt this. Another strange dream: Phineas was walking on the street and for I don't know for what fuckin' reason, he found out the mayor is out of town because he started yelling "The mayor's no longer in town!" then he started running around saying "The mayor's no longer in town! We can do what we want!" and as he was doing so he started ripping off the clothes of the women on the street.

I just wanna thank you for not resorting to AI shit to illustrate your videos Always so disheartening when a creator I enjoy start using them Thanks for keeping it real

One time I had a dream that was in the style of some kind of video essay, but it was about some sonic.exe creepypasta thing that had somehow not only happened, but spiraled into an international incident. It seemed like what would happen is if one said a specific word in any video media, it'd spread to that (I have no idea what it would even do, but that alone would be annoying.) The only other thing I remember is that the B-roll for it was of someone playing Cities Skylines but not very well. That was the first of about 4-5 unusually vivid dreams I had over the span of a week, I'm pretty sure the second one was about playing Factorio with Marisa Kirisame or something. I don't really remember the others though.

5:20 Hey diddle diddle, The comedian and the second fiddle Bo Burnham jumped up to the moon!

Had another one of my weird pokemon dreams except that the only actual pokemon in it was steelix. Watching/playing a game accurate battle of Optimus Prime (Who was called Megatron for some reason) fighting it was cool though. Also that really shouldn't have happened considering the common theme of those dreams happened again.

My dreams have always been weird, crazy, and without an ounce of logic or meaning, so for a while now I've been writing them down in Google Docs as soon as I wake up. I have SO MANY masterpieces that my brain has come up with. For example, last year I had a dream about Fiona from Shrek, for some reason she was sitting naked on a very tall tree and screaming loudly at me 😅

Recently I had a dream that started off like a level of DOOM, but eventually I went from DoomSlayer to Spy from TF2 fighting demons that eventually turned into the blue team, then I was able to choose which TF2 character I was. I chose Demoman and decided to get drunk before a wave then woke up. A weird detail I remember is that Engineer had as much HP as Heavy which had the same HP as the hell knights Edit: I forgot to mention that it went from a DOOM style game to a 3D fps tower defense game

I had a dream where I was lying in my bed, and then had a question about current slang. I looked it up, and there was one result and it was a TikTok video of some nerdy kid asking the Uso twins about the current slang. I was then transported into the phone and was in a bike trail along with other people riding bikes in front of, and behind me. There was a snake in the road so my sister, who was behind me, shouted “remember what to do if you see a snake” so I picked it up and threw it at a guy who was deathly afraid of snakes.

I recently had a dream that Anthony Fantano got into some drama on Twitter because of a chair called the “Anthony Fantano chair”. The chair was just Martin from Frasier’s ugly chair, but with the yellow plaid pattern of Fantano’s signature shirt.

I had a dream about a Simpsons episode in which Moe met his estranged father and his dad showed him a shop he had opened with really crappy signage with a ton of kerning errors and misspellings, and Moe got so mad he literally began to attack his father over it

The other night I dreamt I was casted as angel dust(from hazbin hotel) in a hazbin hotel musical. When it came to a song called poison(it’s an actual song from the show) I sang it. When I woke up I learned I new the whole song by heart. Also I was a house.

One time I dreamt I was an Irish Immigrant trying to move to America in the nineteenth century and I had to write my name down, but every time I would, the immigration officer would look at me funny and call me a funny name, to which when I looked down, was written on the paper.

My chest nearly caved in from laughing at the Mickey Mouse playing God story

Funny thing, 'oranje' is actually the correct Dutch spelling of 'orange', so it's technically not wrong

One time I dreamed me, two guys, and a lady Gaga impersonater stopped another man from beating up a woman next to a hair dye store. One of the men then produced a key to the store and gave all of us hair dye. I wanted scarlet but all they had was Raccoon Rectum Red

Woah I didn’t know you could sing!

I had a dream that I was helping the autobots steal BD-1 from the Grimm troupe so he could think. Also depending on how you entered the boss room you would fight a different variant of the boss. One of which involved a FEMALE GRIMM that would fight you too.

That Steve irwin one sounds so in character. RIP

I was in prison and a bird wizard appeared in my cell to give me a ring of teleportation so I could use it to escape.

I dreamt that I was playing Persona 5, but instead of Joker from Persona 5, it was the Joker from Batman played by Joaquin Phoenix. Everything in the game was exactly the same, except for a realistic Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker replacing the main character

13:13 How every "...and then everyone cheered" story really starts.

I had a dream recently where I was looking at fanart, and I found a piece that had a character I didn't recognize, so I asked the artist who it was and they just replied with "Martin." Some other person then appeared and said "I thought you meant that Martin." The artist responded with "Maybe they're the same person." and the stranger responded with "YOU HAVE GIVEN ME AN IDEA. I'M GOING TO WRITE THAT NOW." I know nobody, fictional or real, named Martin.

Funnily enough oranje is the Dutch word for the color orange.

One time I had a dream that where my grandfather was a serial killer and then he joined the Leauge of Villians from My Hero Academia, and then me and my best friend took over the world... then we flew to Venus and the Earth blew up

When I was a kid I had a dream where a man who looked exactly like John Lennon tried to kidnap me because he didn't want to turn into a dog, then I broke his glasses, then I woke up

I had a strange dream once where I was forced to go to summer school. It was at my school of course, but in a secret hospital looking place that was hidden super well. My schedule was glued to my hand so I could read it at all times, and other people also had theirs glued in various places. One dude had to have his friend, who was a lobster, read his schedule for him because it was on the back of his head. Basically, all of summer school consisted of this: Everyone would “Go to The Room” first thing in the morning (The Room was this classroom with rows upon rows of chairs) and all our schedules would instantly change. Then we would wait in the room. Eventually, a golf cart/train would pull up through an aisle in the middle, and call out names. The 10 or so chairs that were closest to the cart, some of which had people sitting on them, would slide into it, regardless if you were called or not. I never actually got to any of my classes because I kept getting put on the wrong cart. They wouldn’t let you get off if you got on the wrong cart. It was Hell.

I had a dream where me and my parents and my siblings went to a restaurant, and it was super fancy and really cool, and sitting next to us at the other table were Tom Hiddleston, Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Hemsworth. We started chatting, and I learned they actually owned the restaurant, so I complimented them on their cooking (which made total sense in the dream,) and they thanked me and began asking us about our lives. Well, we started walking together (Robert Downey Jr. left for some reason) and, as it turns out, the restaurant was directly behind my old middle school. I mean, duh. Why wouldn't it be? We sat in the teacher's lounge, talking, but it was hard because all of my mom's friends were having some sort of festival right outside the door and kept coming in to get refreshments. After a while, one of my mom's friends came in with, like, eight three-year-old-children and told Tom Hiddleston to come outside and "help control the kids during the party." Tom apologized and went outside with his wife (who, again, was just one of my mom's friends). Chris Hemsworth and I kept talking, complaining about toddlers or something. I... eventually woke up. 10/10 dream, would recommend.

I had a dream Tommy Wiseau was sorting someone's recycling. Pretty sure I just found out that he's an abusive d bag that week, which made it even more confusing.

can we all just appreciate how good of a singer joey is though

Once I woke up with the phrase “Winston, mind control Charles,” and I’m going to incorporate that into my daily life

A long time ago I dreamt that I was playing with these foam beads in the bathroom sink, and the whole time I was worrying that they'd go down the drain. I also remember the sink being where the toilet is irl, and vice versa

I wrote down a few dreams of mine, but one of the best ones is the one in which I just casually got springlocked. For no reason whatsoever. The fnaf 1 animatronics where there aswell, trying to get me out of there and pretty much failing at that. Few days later I go to school, still very much springlocked, play a weird Undertale game in Music class on a gameboy, and at some point realise I cant wash my hands because the springlocks would go off again. Also had a dream where a dragon was so obsessed with me, he went and stole my ORGANS, excluding my lungs, and killed a random guy infront of me. I also had wings, but only one, the other was apparently ripped off, and I tried to fly by jumping out of my window, but was stopped, because I was missing the other wing.

If you think the Queen as a slug was weird… I once had a dream where the Queen turned into a freakin bouncy castle (it was after I took Benadryl for hives). And this is coming from someone who occasionally had dreams with her appearance (probably because special interest).

I had a dream about riding a drop-ride at Dollywood called Dropline, except it was a tenth of its original height, and all the seats were public toilets with seatbelts. We rode it anyway, and it was awesome. I'm calling it "Toilet of Terror".

Congrats on 100K subs!

ive rewatched this a hecka load of times and now im imagining it in the voice of matt rose

I've only ever had one lucid dream. I was at a backyard barbecue with my crush, who doesn't have a backyard. I also don't have a backyard. Realizing this, I told him, "This is a dream, isn't it?" "Yep" he responded, unconcerned. So, I flew around and abused my creative mode powers for a bit, but the discovery that I was in a lucid dream woke me up pretty quickly. My favorite dream yet! But my second favorite dream was me taking the role of a man who had amnesia and was in a dreamlike space, with his core goal to find out who he was, what happened and how to get back. I thought the plot of the dream was so good, I decided to write a short story about it. That was fun.

Around a week or so ago I had a bunch of dreams in one night, but I only vaguely remembered most of them. One of them, however, stood out very strongly in my memory. I was on some sort of camping trip with a bunch of people I had never met before, including my little brother (all around 6 or 7 years old), and for some reason we were not supplied with anything at all, except for me, who had a whole queen size bed. The adult guiding the trip randomly disappeared at some point. Then a grizzly bear appeared and started chasing down one of the younger kids, and so I signaled to my brother that we had to leave, and we started running up a super steep hill, and while he was running really fast, I was going really slow, and got tired extremely fast. Also the music playlist I was listening to decided that was the correct time to play some straight-up horror chase scene music, which I could hear while sleeping. No idea where my brother went, but I did eventually make it up the hill, where there was a desert... with a single palm tree, and a deer for whatever reason. It looked like it was eating grass, but there was no grass, so it just ate sand? This whole time we are right next to a city. We aren't even in a forest. It's just grass with a forest and a sidewalk next to it. And it's daytime.

3:23 I find this really funny considering Chris Evans' dad is *actually* a dentist. Also, aww dogs

i had a dream where if i said things more complicated people would always say yes or do it, like if i said "why" and they refused to answer i could say "i would like you to inform me about the reason why you chose this answer" they would say it

I had a dream where I went to see Sonic 3 with some friends, but the entire plot was sonic had actually died in the second movie and the entire ending was something Tails had made up to cope with his grief. The entire third movie was Knuckles and Tails learning to accept that what happened wasn’t their fault and moving on. Also shadow and silver were there too but they were just doing parkour on some skyscrapers

I had a dream that I was back in high school, and the Agriculture building was entirely taken over by vines. They sent in myself and three other students (the 'smart kid loners') to go investigate. We passed one teacher on the way, then went inside. The interior was entirely collapsed and covered in giant vines, revealing a facility underneath made entirely of sleek, polished metal. There were a bunch of cells with huge glass windows. The vines went from green to red, then we found where all the vines were coming from. One of the cells was smashed open, huge red vines pouring from the opening. In the middle of this massive tangle of plant life.... Was Springtrap, completely frozen in a pose like he was trying to crawl out. His neck and arms were mound with vines, and for some reason Lefty was melted onto his back. We returned with our report, losing one of the boys on the way. We're given our next order, to go in and eliminate the issue. I laughed, turned to the girl, and said, "They're sending us on a suicide mission!"

i had a dream where i was a famous artist all my paintings only consisted of realistics portait of timothé chalamet, and people were amazed

4:00 That one bad guy from Hamster and Gretel.

Congrats on 100k Joey! one-time-i-dreamt was one of the first blogs I followed on tumblr lol