Oneyplays Compilation: Chris Chan
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4 жыл бұрынYou knew it'd be back. Lots of credit to be given out, first and foremost to My Hands Are Timbs for saving the audio for the first original compilations (Bloody lifesaver mate) Secondly to the two folks who uploaded the original videos (Not sure if you wanted to be credited, you know who you are) and thirdly to UncleYuu for lending me his ears to help find some extra footage, and much love to /u/Weegue for the PNG of the boys.
Fingers crossed this doesn't get deleted, no intro this time just in case.
All credit for the footage goes to Oneyplays.
@hebblewater2163 4 жыл бұрын
SOURCES IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE: 0:00 - 0:29 Getting All the Gems Crash 1 EP17 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bdaIY7Sdtd7FaWQ.html ) (Harry Potter Chris Chan) 0:30 - 1:21 Pikmin EP4 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eZugisdmzbq8qWg.html ) (Chris Chan Spy Kids) 1:22 - 2:09 Jumping Flash Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b6iefthm37HeYqM.html ) (Virgin with rage/Stone Age) 2:10 - 2:16 Bloodborne Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/lZh6mcia3tadaKc.html ) (Get that goddang thing outta there) 2:17 - 3:18 Ape Escape EP2 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/sLN_jM1jssWUfKM.html ) (Chris Chan Sushi) 3:18 - 3:27 Illbleed Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/g6h-ZrWBrdewcnk.html ) (I'm not autistic I swear) 3:27 - 3:39 Yo Noid 2 EP3 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eMWPpteX0LCVqmQ.html ) (I'm Workin On It Weird Al) 3:39 - 4:44 Super Monkey Ball Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gKiUe9R13t2ze6M.html ) (Chris Chan Taunting a Bird/360) 4:44 - 5:03 F-Zero X Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hdyEprqQvJbHhYk.html ) (Freaky Friday) 6:31 - 6:45 Bloodborne Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/lZh6mcia3tadaKc.html ) (I'm breadin' on it) 6:45 - 7:22 KH2 EP 26 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iNakf9GXnKeYd6c.html ) (Chris Chan Keyblade/Sonichu Sword) 7:22 - 8:27 KH2 EP 26 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iNakf9GXnKeYd6c.html ) (Kingdom Hearts CWCVille) 8:27 - 8:44 more worms... ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qat2rMh4tdOshmw.html ) ( Poor Enword ) 8:44 - 10:09 Sonic Adventure Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iJ-hl71_v7bGiI0.html ) (New Sonic game/Afterlife is CWCville) 10:09 - 10:33 Shenmue Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p9Kjh6h02cfWhn0.html ) (Love Quest) 10:33 - 12:13 KH1 EP22 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ba5zrMKBy8DXhps.html ) (Texas Tuck) 12:13 - 12:50 Sonic A2B EP1 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oLuWo7yXpt2nhYk.html ) (Sonic's Unclit) 12:50 - 13:02 Jet Set Radio Future Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nrphiZaDxt-afac.html ) (Chris Chan is a Liar) 13:02 - 13:55 KH1 EP19 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gLZzYJVqv9ellYk.html ) (Chris Chan causes Chernobyl) 13:55 - 14:11 Mario Artist Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pLykldF406m1hXU.html ) (I'm workin' on it Julian, Thanks UncleYuu) 14:11 - 14:40 KH1 EP13 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hsd1q6xmtJqtYHU.html ) (Tuckersville Virginia) 14:40 - 15:12 Super Mario Odyssey Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eZd_icKexs3NdKM.html ) (Fuckersville) 15:12 - 15:51 Crash Wrath of Cortex EP 2 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oJ98qbd7l6-Wd3k.html ) (Cory recites Chris Chan) 15:51 - 16:09 Banjo Kazooie Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p7dges6F2dOZmI0.html ) (Just doing a chris chan impression) 19:09 - 16:20 Pokemon Red EP10 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iM6Zdc2lqaezoWw.html ) ( Baby Got Back) 16:20 - 16:42 LFD2 EP 2 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e9GSZJZ6ltywdZs.html ) (Chris Chan Coronavirus) 16:42 - 16:56 Marble Blast Ultra Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pbemksylzq3MYJc.html ) (But in the stone age) 16:56 - 17:02 RE3 Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qtZxaJuCm-DMnGg.html ) (Video of Chris Chan Plays) 17:02 - 17:11 Mario 64 Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/n9qAl6mdzMu8Z2Q.html ) (I'm sorry, I'm workin' on it) 17:11 - 17:32 Yooka Laylee Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eMxknqtk0pPXcmQ.html ) (Baseball) 17:32 - 17:56 Hercules Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/o6ughcmEs8C-gJ8.html ) (Herculad) 17:56 - 18:11 Rugrats SFR EP10 Finale ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pMiCoLmIu9-4kXk.html ) (Tour of the House) 18:11 - 18:26 Shenmue Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p9Kjh6h02cfWhn0.html ) (Sonichu Gatchapon) 18:27 - 18:52 Spider Man 2 EP 3 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Z55jmdqDmtuplaM.html ) (Chris Chan Peter Parker) 18:52 - 19:06 American Truck Sim Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/sNySq6lk2szbqmg.html ) (Doug Funnie Is Chris Chan) 19:06 - 19:21 Crash 3 Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gaidkrhmm5rUeWw.html ) (Chris Chan and Planet Dolan) 19:21 - 20:05 Devotion EP1 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l9yljJt3yLeUo3U.html ) (Chris Chan Drawing/Asian Chris Chan) 20:06 - 20:12 NG Flash Games Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m6qJdrt_vc7WlKc.html ) (Christine) 20:12 - 21:17 Loco Roco EP2 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qcWaYM6Bnau0gJs.html ) (Little Big Planet) 21:17 - 21:25 NG Flash Games Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m6qJdrt_vc7WlKc.html ) (Chris Chan Susan Boyle) 21:25 - 22:31 Sonic 3 Finale ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/kJuBmdSDv9a7hn0.html ) (Chris Chan in the Sonic Movie) 22:31 - 22:43 Rayman Origins Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/erZ-rZl0nKuyZok.html ) (Chris Angel Chan,Thanks UncleYuu) 22:43 - 23:45 Gex Complete ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/o7OqddGE2bmlhmg.html ) (Blaze the Movie Fan, Chris Chan and Motherfucker Mike) 23:45 - 24:08 HL2 EP2 ( kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pb1kg9eir9HRZ2g.html ) (Chris Chan's Dimentional Portal)
@pirate__crewman 4 жыл бұрын
Hebblewater2 you’re getting a subscribe from me just from the effort of that time stamp post. You are a god
@floodvoid 4 жыл бұрын
youre the best compilation maker just for this. oh my god. love you, subscribing
@tylersmith3070 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome dude. This is the comp I have been looking for.
@shining-wizard37 4 жыл бұрын
Not only putting in the time stamp and source video, but also the SPECIFIC conversation topics of each one? Blessed. Subscribed.
@TheTwentySevenClub 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@WildKutku 4 жыл бұрын
Going from the hyper serious and depressing chris chan documentary to this is a wild ride.
@Omar-bi9zn 4 жыл бұрын
Same ! I feel bad when they make fun of him now
@notpaul3378 4 жыл бұрын
@@Omar-bi9zn I wouldn't go that far
@vassanguis 4 жыл бұрын
Omar Don’t ever feel bad for Chris.
@parkerlarson6692 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t bring myself to watch cause I know it will be depressing
@Zinkolo 4 жыл бұрын
@@vassanguis what's wrong with you?
@mouserat2545 3 жыл бұрын
"If Chris-chan had teleportation" is the most horrifying combination of words I can possibly think of
@EsteemedReptile 3 жыл бұрын
What about if Chris-Chan and Trump got into the teleporters from The Fly and merged?
@mr.razington7881 3 жыл бұрын
@@EsteemedReptile Horrifying.
@TheDUDERulez1 3 жыл бұрын
@@EsteemedReptile Great! Thanks for the next 3 months of nightmares!
@minutemadejuiceboxes9991 3 жыл бұрын
@@EsteemedReptile if narcissism became a person
@srbrant5391 3 жыл бұрын
@@EsteemedReptile Horrifying realization: _Trump is a boomer Chris-Chan._
@AstraVex 2 жыл бұрын
"How's that escape tunnel coming along?" *(Chris in Prison with a plastic spoon)* _"I'M WORKING ON IT!!!!"_
@kreatona4219 2 жыл бұрын
"Now you listen to me, if you don't use that gotdang spoon to escape we'll be condemned here forever"
@AstraVex 2 жыл бұрын
@@kreatona4219 "mmm....im gonna use it anyway...."
@andrewmolina3048 2 жыл бұрын
PFFF
@videogamenostalgia 2 жыл бұрын
"How's finding my wife's g-spot coming along?" "I'M WORKING ON IT!!!!" "You better!"
@DANEMAN5 2 жыл бұрын
Oh this made my entire week haha.
@sethhowell198 4 жыл бұрын
The worst part of being a christorian is that you know where every single one of these references came from
@SomeChannellllllll 4 жыл бұрын
Best, worst... the line is blurring.
@friedgengarz 4 жыл бұрын
😐
@TheGioSpeaketh 4 жыл бұрын
It's crazy. It sometimes makes you wanna wish you don't know where these references came from and then find them "funny".
@azechase6597 4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean best
@TheGioSpeaketh 4 жыл бұрын
@High Definition A hell of a lot of things.
@DJPonychan18 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Chan actually put Oney in the list of his enemies he posted on Twitter. Well then..chris and ding dong and jullian finally made Christory.
@evandrogge6399 3 жыл бұрын
pretty sure everyone in the world already knows that
@thegreatgamelord8640 3 жыл бұрын
@@evandrogge6399 I didn't
@evandrogge6399 3 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatgamelord8640 well you should be a better christorian then
@thegreatgamelord8640 3 жыл бұрын
@@evandrogge6399 Okay NERD
@evandrogge6399 3 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatgamelord8640 lmao
@kyles.8332 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Chan made a full comprehensive list of his “enemies” and put Chris and Zack on it.
@Deoxy360 4 жыл бұрын
I saw that lol.
@Deoxy360 3 жыл бұрын
@Talkin’ Timb nor is Julian and DingDong.
@marquezharris619 3 жыл бұрын
@Talkin’ Timb wait, ding dong is gay? I thought he had a girlfriend?
@ChibiBoxing 3 жыл бұрын
What really? Haha
@louisianajones8392 3 жыл бұрын
Zach's too powerful to be taken down by Christine
@psychicjellyfish9466 4 жыл бұрын
The story of Chris Chan is one with no heroes. Only villains. At least there’s a lot of funny jokes to make.
@psychicjellyfish9466 4 жыл бұрын
Special K truly he represents the lowest the internet has gone, both as a perpetrator and victim...
@Wafflyy 4 жыл бұрын
Sad truth
@henrynelson9301 4 жыл бұрын
Just like Tiger King
@martineastman9855 4 жыл бұрын
Sonichu is the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.
@tyroneblackmann 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I'm still not sure what happened with him. All I know is that he was bullied, Sonichu exist and now he's transgender.
@Bobba_raekus 4 жыл бұрын
I get wildly uncomfortable every time I hear Chris-Chan doing his signature sigh/moan.
@numbersbubble 4 жыл бұрын
I've never seen a video of Chris chan and I'm kinda scared
@jelly_4_brainz 4 жыл бұрын
you think that alone is uncomfortable? i saw the short video where CWC played with his nipples
@PlatinumSheep 4 жыл бұрын
I get a wild woody every time I hear Chris-Chan sigh/moan
@motorwayt-s628 4 жыл бұрын
Platinum that’s pretty wild
@notinspectorgadget 3 жыл бұрын
@@numbersbubble do you realize, Do *You* Realize?
@yosh9192 2 жыл бұрын
“Why do they call it incest if there aren’t any insects hmmmm?”
@JM-hj3sm 2 жыл бұрын
There were probably multiple insects on the bed when it happened
@soundsculptor3549 2 жыл бұрын
@@JM-hj3sm The insects drove him to do it.
@TalonsofWater 2 жыл бұрын
“Why do they call it incense if it doesn’t involved diddling your own mom?”
@glxssy8037 2 жыл бұрын
OH NO
@kenetickups6146 2 жыл бұрын
@@soundsculptor3549 you ain't wrong
@UnironicScrotumhat 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like "You choppa the sushi? You unchoppa the sushi." Was far too underappreciated.
@lowhp_comic 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the broken English Japanese chef attacks Chris with witty wordplay 😂
@HOTD108_ 3 жыл бұрын
Why?
@monsieurcondottiero2685 3 жыл бұрын
“They could condemn our restaurant and we would have to move outta here!” had me in stitches
@BurdArtist 3 жыл бұрын
@@HOTD108_ cuz Chris Chan's dad told him "you uploaded those pictures to the internet, now unload them"
@trisoniak5908 2 жыл бұрын
You cannot pepperspray the customers, Chris Chan. You cannot pepperspray the sushi.
@Awprtunist 3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t ever give him an inch or he’ll take 100 miles” is the funniest and most accurate Chris Chan description after all the shit in the documentary.
@MegaManXPoweredUp Жыл бұрын
Barb: Shows even the slightest care for Chris Chris: "Sweet Home Alabama"
@Doombringer_r 4 жыл бұрын
No matter how depressed or angry you feel, just remember..you'll never be Chris-Chan.
@TheOnlyBiodude 3 жыл бұрын
😞feels bad man
@SneedBass 3 жыл бұрын
Also remember for better or worse you'll never be more famous or infamous than Chris-chan either.
@Carbine64 3 жыл бұрын
@@SneedBass I doubt anyone would wanna be remembered like Chris-chan, but to each their own.
@gravysamich 3 жыл бұрын
@@Carbine64 i would honestly love to be at the same level of fame as him. at that level of fame/infamy, you essentially become a brand and can market yourself. if i were CWC, i would be in talks about producing merchandise, movies, and even shitty games. the problem is that Chris-chan is a lazy entitled piece of shit that refuses to work or be productive. he really needs a manager to handle the business side of things so that he can start supporting himself off his insanity.
@stednet9752 3 жыл бұрын
I wish I was Chris Chan
@AstraVex 2 жыл бұрын
"In a 2010 e-mail exchange with a woman, Chris stated that he learned Santa wasn’t real around age 16 or 17, but finally “gave up on him” at 24 after he failed to bring him a girlfriend for the third year in a row." Ho Ho Holy Shiiiiiii- 😐
@BigCleverName 2 жыл бұрын
If Chris had gotten a gf by then he'd still believe in Santa And probably not be in jail OR be in jail earlier
@epiphysiscerebri9386 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with that. I'm still giving him 2 years.
@TheNightmareAngelYT 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, what video is this from?
@HomekittyL2 2 жыл бұрын
@Clever Name you ever see the earlier videos of how he feels about women? He'd have landed in jail over a decade earlier
@zerosen1972 2 жыл бұрын
That's why he stopped believing in God and started worshipping Waifus instead.
@sentinelskies 4 жыл бұрын
"he's not killing himself he's going to another demension" Oney Plays predicts Chris and Sonichu swiching bodies
@lowhp_comic 3 жыл бұрын
Chris wanted to be in smash Bros so he dropped his GameCube into his bath
@HoChiMints2007 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it's Magi-chan and Mewtwo too
@evandrogge6399 3 жыл бұрын
he's going into another dementia attack
@Frog101_Real 3 жыл бұрын
Wait what
@tsrenis 3 жыл бұрын
@@Frog101_Real Chris Chan is convinced that he is currently Sonichu stuck within Chris Chan's flesh and bone
@CurtisAlfeld 4 жыл бұрын
"Chris Chan working in a sushi place." That's one of the least likely "what ifs" I've ever heard.
@thomasarrington156 4 жыл бұрын
“chris chan working” is just as unlikely
@revolution_is_my_name8981 4 жыл бұрын
Thomas Arrington I’M WORKIN ON IT
@lordvoxelrot8834 4 жыл бұрын
He did work at wendy's for awhile
@ZeichiVos 4 жыл бұрын
@@lordvoxelrot8834 sure, more than a decade ago. He has degenerated significantly since.
@HerrDeutschBlood 3 жыл бұрын
He would probably burn the building down if he comes anywhere near a kitchen.
@IrisCorven 4 жыл бұрын
Ding Dong does the absolute best Chris-chan voice.
@coreyblackman4130 4 жыл бұрын
He really doses 🤣
@embuurr 4 жыл бұрын
0:51 Julian does a great Liquid Chris
@frogg002 3 жыл бұрын
0:49 4:59 the best one 1:41 2:31 4:00 5:44 5:49
@MegaManXPoweredUp Жыл бұрын
@@frogg002 My favorites are "I FEEL ANGER TOWARDS YOU!" and "I'm workin' on it!"
@Laxhoop 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if their Chris Chan jokes will stop entirely, or increase, due to recent revelations.
@andrewmolina3048 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely increase
@NintendoBoy64 2 жыл бұрын
IM WORKING ON IT
@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow 2 жыл бұрын
A lot of normies id imagine. Cant wait for him to become a tik tok sensation
@NeutralGuyDoubleZero 2 жыл бұрын
@@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow what if some dumb tiktoker tried making making a shitty copy of the KZfaq documentary lol?
@RealTardskii 2 жыл бұрын
@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero they probably reposted it already.
@strongbadmandy 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, it's not just the original. IT'S A DIRECTOR'S CUT!
@jackrichardson4089 4 жыл бұрын
#ReleaseTheHebblewaterCut
@Manuel32_ 4 жыл бұрын
Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series
@BrendanSlob 3 жыл бұрын
Is that what Chris called it when he sliced his taint open? "The Director's Cut"
@SlyHikari03 3 жыл бұрын
@@BrendanSlob nah, that’s what they call his dorky hair.
@PicklePyro 4 жыл бұрын
The part about cwcville being the afterlife gets me every time
@CR-og5ho 3 жыл бұрын
"Muslims, you stand over here"
@yosh9192 3 жыл бұрын
The joke is funnier and/or sadder when you remember Chris actually believes his dad and Ted Bundy became dimension-hopping half Sonichus in the afterlife
@Doctorwhofan451 3 жыл бұрын
If I die and end up in CWCville, I'm going to demand I be sent to hell instead.
@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 2 жыл бұрын
@@Doctorwhofan451 I was going to say eternal torment is better than CWCville but they're the same thing
@papadong8100 2 жыл бұрын
@@Doctorwhofan451 you go to hell it's just mega CwCville and all of Chris's X-rated videos play on every TV including the X rated moments that haven't been documented 24/7.
@Jeff-tu8le 4 жыл бұрын
chris chan is probably the most thoroughly documented human in history
@taydarsauce5457 4 жыл бұрын
its because they were born in that exact time frame to be raised with the growth of the internet but nobody realized yet that documenting your entire life on there is unsafe and a bad idea
@Captain_Mercury 4 жыл бұрын
@@hatsuseno too bad we don't know enough of his childhood
@hatsuseno 4 жыл бұрын
Captain Mercury his parents never bought him the wolverine figure on his birthday. Theres that
@DQBlizzard_ 4 жыл бұрын
IIRC he actually is
@Wafflyy 4 жыл бұрын
@@hatsuseno 😔
@Dan-mw4zu 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how much Chris-Chan lore they can recall instantly. Chris isn't just being random at 13:20 when he talks about leaving coffee in the bathroom - Chris-Chan's house burned down a few years ago because he wired up a coffee machine using extension cables and left it inside a bathroom filled with half-full mugs of water everywhere because it was the only accessible tap in his parent's hoarder home
@kdjdjsj3645 2 жыл бұрын
a true christorian
@awshnap 2 жыл бұрын
@@PodreyJenkin138 it gets sadder
@puhskinti9358 Жыл бұрын
Why were there mugs
@DinsRune Жыл бұрын
Every detail I learn about Chris-Chan makes me wonder more about the existence of the divine
@catboyrepublican2520 Жыл бұрын
Well Chris *is* friends with Cory, and Cory was involved with Chris Chan trolling back in the day. He created Sonichu: The Animated Series and was one of the judges for the Ian Brandon Anderson vs. TRUE and HONEST Chris Chan SingStar Competition.
@nerak9954 4 жыл бұрын
"Hes one of the virgins we promised you"
@Simon_Augustine 3 жыл бұрын
The rest are sonic ocs
@crimsondynamo615 3 жыл бұрын
What the *FUCK* is this place!
@charliepaglini2466 2 жыл бұрын
Not anymore
@nerak9954 2 жыл бұрын
@@charliepaglini2466 awful awful awful , I screamed for like 20 mins nonono
@arcticarduino 4 жыл бұрын
the little "hn?" at the end really sells it.
@lowhp_comic 3 жыл бұрын
And that one time Tomar did it unironicaly 😂
@sei161 4 жыл бұрын
I miss hearing Julian running out of breath while laughing
@WolfieRiddle93 3 жыл бұрын
His laugh is very contagious
@doosca7088 3 жыл бұрын
good news
@TheNSJaws 2 жыл бұрын
@@doosca7088 ?
@doosca7088 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheNSJaws him and ding dong came back for the Yiik play through
@TheNSJaws 2 жыл бұрын
@@doosca7088 YOOO I completely skipped out on it while waiting for an official complete YIIK video goddamn I missed my favorite lads! tysm for informing me, I'm absolutely giving it a watch now
@Deathstock Жыл бұрын
4:58 is one of the best CWC impressions I've heard
@joeythejanitor1920 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Chan: _hmph_
@curseyehamewho 4 жыл бұрын
"....yeah"
@friendlyneighborhoodcowboy5283 4 жыл бұрын
Mmm...yeah...
@RyujinRoninReach 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Chan and Doug walker need a crossover
@marcobustamante8408 4 жыл бұрын
Chris would probably have doug in a water well telling him to approve of her latest sonichu snuff film script before he hoses him.
@ShinKamaitachi 4 жыл бұрын
Doug would bury Chris under all of his angry, and chris would end up crapping his pants. It would be a bad day for anyone around.
@powertheimmortal 4 жыл бұрын
NC gets requests from oney viewers to review sonichu and because its a comic he has to kidnap linkara who no olonger wants to be associated with him. months after they absoluetly tear sonichu apart they are at a convention where chris-chan uses the sock from kirby’s epic yarn but its sticky and it has sonichu clay on it “I’m gonna teach you a lessen for rispectin my story hmm.” and all three of them get sucked into “sonichu’s electric yarn” while Doug screams in a vortex. avgn swings in on glowing brown rope potruding from a coffee can stuck to his ass. “You dumb fuck, you trapped us in this hell I’d rather play Dr. Jecyl and Mr.Hyde while guzzling diarhea than spend another moment in here..” “language we say h e double hockey stiiicks”
@powertheimmortal 4 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Webb yeah “avgn swings in on glowing brown rope”.
@powertheimmortal 4 жыл бұрын
somebody continue this
@iCanBeHeroic 2 жыл бұрын
If Chris Chan had teleportation he’d be a literal boogeyman
@flavourruling2162 9 ай бұрын
Like the meat canyon depiction of Sheldon Cooper but worse
@LordDessik Ай бұрын
*Teleports out of prison cell into Barbs room*
@_hmm_3587 4 жыл бұрын
I hope the guys have seen that interview Chris-chan did with Count Dankula, he talks about race or something and then just randomly starts imitating fat Albert
@PigMan161 4 жыл бұрын
When the Oney Plays running jokes combine
@lukelearbomb5268 3 жыл бұрын
Im sorry he did what? I know what im watching next
@TheOneShotWunda 3 жыл бұрын
@@PigMan161 what a wild crossover event
@AndyLifeInVideo 3 жыл бұрын
The dimension merger is close at hand...
@srbrant5391 3 жыл бұрын
What.
@GoyBenius_0901 2 жыл бұрын
1:21 The Chris and Barb situation summed up in one sentence.
@theussrsatomicbomb 2 жыл бұрын
Julian saying "I don't want it!" Fits pretty well too
@reidsimpson4213 2 жыл бұрын
I'm appalled and disgusted again, thanks!
@puhskinti9358 Жыл бұрын
That's a good comment
@henrynelson9301 Жыл бұрын
There’s still no proof it was rape
@simonkawasaki4229 3 жыл бұрын
I love the concept of Bob Chandler advising his son to do a Texas tuck during a family reunion.
@Bone8380 2 жыл бұрын
Oh god this is so much worse now, holy fucking shit
@dishsoap446 2 жыл бұрын
Not like this...
@thegreatape170 2 жыл бұрын
oof
@alexandriadiangelo6037 2 жыл бұрын
NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME, 🤣🤣🤣
@creepypastakingthedragones3679 2 жыл бұрын
What's a texas tuck, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TEXAS TUCK!
@thisdolphinsgoturback6830 4 жыл бұрын
I ' M W O R K I N O N I T
@NekoKujo6785 3 жыл бұрын
YA BETTER!!!
@IsiahTomas 3 жыл бұрын
I DON'T GET IT
@squallded7244 3 жыл бұрын
NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
@jmanjman2685 3 жыл бұрын
DO YOU REALIZE
@dimasvillanueva9334 3 жыл бұрын
YOU UPLOADED IT, YOU UNLOAD IT
@notarealperson9135 4 жыл бұрын
4:59 Ding dong's impression was so good
@chez_fries1015 2 жыл бұрын
13:28 Chris Chan’s conversation with the judge gonna be like.
@kimshlongunnhh9994 2 жыл бұрын
“IT WAS AN ASSIDENT”
@kyles.8332 4 жыл бұрын
*THE HOLY TRINITY OF ONEYPLAYS COMPILATIONS IS COMPLETE ONCE AGAIN* *CHRIS CHAN, NOSTALGIA CRITIC, AND GOOFY*
@carl7810 4 жыл бұрын
What about Fat Albert then?
@dannymiller3169 4 жыл бұрын
@@carl7810 Fat Albert is beyond our mortal understanding. He's too powerful to be among these 3
@Doodle_Dud 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Robbie rotten
@Lolwutburger_LWB 4 жыл бұрын
@@carl7810 Fat Albert would be in another trinity with Simpsons and Inspector Gadget
@kyles.8332 4 жыл бұрын
- Fat Albert, Simpsons, and Rugrats are the sequel trilogy - Robbie Rotten is in a league of his own - Linkara is grouped together with the Critic and the rest of Channel Awesome
@zacharychristy8928 2 жыл бұрын
"Chris, what are you doing out on that dance floor?" "I'M TWERKIN' ON IT."
@chrisschirripa5917 Жыл бұрын
Thanks now imagining shaking his…🤢🤮
@Roi985 2 жыл бұрын
11:04 yeah......
@xudle4308 2 жыл бұрын
Oh Christ
@LDT2001 2 жыл бұрын
ding dong is a prophet
@friedgengarz 4 жыл бұрын
Chris' impression of Chris Chan makes my oily pores ooze with delight
@yeezet4592 4 жыл бұрын
Delete this
@Matoro11 4 жыл бұрын
Dingdong’s is markedly better
@user-fl6ww3rs5q 3 жыл бұрын
Why isn’t there an option to report this for Genocide
@ethanmarino931 3 жыл бұрын
This horrible yet amazing
@tomtik101 3 жыл бұрын
That's just excess oil
@garylevine3521 4 жыл бұрын
“My Dad can’t be a spy, he’s Christian Weston Chandler!” should be a show. And it’s revealed the Chris-Chan we know is just in a fat suit, prosthetics, and makeup. But I’m not sure how to factor in the trolls...
@friendlyneighborhoodcowboy5283 4 жыл бұрын
Other spies pretending to be trolls
@garylevine3521 4 жыл бұрын
p0lish beer YES! THEY HELP KEEP THE PERSONA GOING!
@streeterville773 3 жыл бұрын
Russians. But then you might attract the people that love watching West Wing.
@garylevine3521 3 жыл бұрын
@@streeterville773 Viewers are viewers.
@orangeville1978 2 жыл бұрын
They're all part of Chris's troll
@simone3249 3 жыл бұрын
Ding Dong's Chris Chan impression is great "They are uuh my personal aarmy" Sounds seamless
@calchuchesta3196 Жыл бұрын
Glad Julian corrected them and told them that the medallion wasn't made out of clay, but rather, CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC
@henrynelson9301 Жыл бұрын
AND ACRYLIC *PAINT*
@Mxshrxxmbxy 4 ай бұрын
IF I WANTED PAPER I WOULD GO TO WALMART AND PAY 5 DOLLARS FOR _FIVE HUNDRED SHEETS!!_
@Opprime1981 4 жыл бұрын
I love how happy Ding Dong gets when Oney calls burn victims "burger boys".
@dariogallegos1779 Жыл бұрын
The delivery of the line “my dad cant be a spy he’s christian weston chandler” is impeccable
@henrynelson9301 4 жыл бұрын
Chris does a very good CWC impression while also sounding nothing like CWC
@PepsiMan666 3 жыл бұрын
His voice isn't quite right but his cadence is spot on.
@voidshiftR 3 жыл бұрын
He has the essence of Chris but not the voice.
@Kokara1352 2 жыл бұрын
@@voidshiftR Essence of Chris sounds like the most cursed perfume
@voidshiftR 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kokara1352 All the senile old women will instantly fall for you.
@frogg002 Жыл бұрын
sounds like liquid
@JeffKGaming 4 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that "I'm working on it" has entered my lexicon in recent weeks because of this video?
@HomekittyL2 4 жыл бұрын
I work in an ice cream shop and everytime I hear someone saying they're working on an order, "I'm workin on it" immediately plays in my head
@kyles.8332 4 жыл бұрын
Go work on it
@Winasaurus Жыл бұрын
@@HomekittyL2 "You served that ice cream, now go unserve it!" "IM WORKIN ON IT"
@sandshark2517 2 жыл бұрын
1:21 ooh boy did this age well
@pillcosby6817 4 жыл бұрын
This made me realise how Chris Chan low-key sounds like Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
@jimjellyjinjamjimbo 4 жыл бұрын
He made a custom Meatwad Guitar Hero guitar
@ExaltedUriel 3 жыл бұрын
Ironically enough though his actual impression of Meatwad as seen in his Flipnotes is downright terrible.
@boneor...7022 2 жыл бұрын
It's the southern twang
@DistractedGlobeGuy 2 жыл бұрын
No, but Zack certainly does.
@MalformedNPC 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Chan would teleport himself so he's clipped through a wall and he says oh man and sighs over and over for the rest of eternity.
@idontknowleavemealoneplease 3 жыл бұрын
The penny in the toaster causing the events that happened in Chernobyl is one of the funniest things I've heard.
@kiki-drawer2669 Жыл бұрын
I love thinking that if this is true, everyone has the ability to just create the next chernobal in their own home
@lamfam0801 3 жыл бұрын
Ifyou'rethegreatestwizardeverthenwhat'syourpatronus, hmm?
@herrflantier3739 3 жыл бұрын
1:41 That impression was spot on.
@ronin7561 2 жыл бұрын
Chris, are you gonna break out of prison? "I'm working on it!"
@wolfwiz9973 4 жыл бұрын
Screw "Aspie" or "Sperg". My new label is burger boi.
@Schmedlap5 2 жыл бұрын
21:36 we really should’ve listened to Cory…..
@ayylmao69420 2 жыл бұрын
Cory the prophet
@ErogishErogish 2 жыл бұрын
You know exactly why I'm here
@mordekaiandbigrigs 2 жыл бұрын
Who's here after, well, you know.
@AlexVampyrVA 2 жыл бұрын
Me
@AC-gm6dr 2 жыл бұрын
What do onetplays think of the Chris chan stuff?
@satanicsalad6193 2 жыл бұрын
@@AC-gm6dr Chris sent a tweet which was just "..."
@psychonautmaddy7409 4 ай бұрын
The Barb situation?
@bananahat1814 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched OneyPlays in a while. I forgot how great Ding Dong's comedic timing is.
@GippyHappy 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized they said "I am the mayor of Rugratz!" and not "I am the mayor of regrets!"
@MoskHotel 3 жыл бұрын
And Chris is Bob’s symbolism of his regrets.
@volkitolkitorino Жыл бұрын
9:44 "These were the virgins we promised you" I'm dying
@John-jl4dl 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations to Zach and Chris on becoming canon to the ongoing CWC story!
@zacksreviews2001 4 жыл бұрын
I have been wanting this back for almost 2 years, from the bottom of my heart I thank you my friend, you truly are an absolute legend.
@notanundesirable 4 жыл бұрын
I recently learned that Chris Chan got married on my birthday and I’m upset.
@beens2203 4 жыл бұрын
what the fuck to who?
@ao9688 4 жыл бұрын
Captain VG imaginary friends
@notanundesirable 4 жыл бұрын
@Captain VG he got married to Magi-Chan, Sylvana Rosechu, Mewtwo, and Cryzel Rosechu. These are all fictional characters either belonging from Chris or other people, yet he believes that these characters are not only real, but that he is married to them.
@lilystorme9211 4 жыл бұрын
Laser Blast Studios good god lmao
@bubbafontleroy 4 жыл бұрын
Laser Blast Studios Jesus the names alone make me cringe hard
@Confucios1118 4 жыл бұрын
If Chrischan has teleportation powers the most unlucky thing they would do is teleport into a girls locker room thinking they’d be getting lucky, only for it to be full of the most angry, violent, man hating Butch lesbians. And then his teleportation powers wouldn’t work anymore.
@crimsondynamo615 4 жыл бұрын
All I can picture is the Buffalo Gals from Cow and Chicken beating the shit out of Chris Chan
@PinkBunnyCorporation 3 жыл бұрын
Or just teleport anywhere in Saudi arabia.
@somethingwithbungalows 3 жыл бұрын
Cooper tell him Sonichu is there
@dishsoap446 2 жыл бұрын
He may end up doing that, just without teleportation
@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 2 жыл бұрын
Unlucky for him, lucky for the rest of the world
@PuffyOne1898 2 жыл бұрын
I lose it every time they say “I’M WORKIN ON IT”
@Edmarius1 2 жыл бұрын
Well I.... You already know why you're here.
@maroonspice9481 2 жыл бұрын
Pain
@NekoKujo6785 2 жыл бұрын
Seems, we're all here today after his little fumble, hm?
@ohhhtaco674 2 жыл бұрын
1:15 And apparently his mother….
@starzariaguy5151 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Chan posted on Twitter talking about finding the pepper spray joke funny and laughing.
@SlyHikari03 3 жыл бұрын
Ironic since Oney is on Chris’s hate list.
@EternalSeabed 2 жыл бұрын
.
@glitchmaster2672 2 жыл бұрын
It means nothing now
@Rajastega 2 жыл бұрын
You know why you're here. You just know.
@Solanin0803 4 жыл бұрын
When they started singing Christian and the Hedgehog Boys I was very surprised at how good the imitation was
@eightcoins4401 4 жыл бұрын
Theres actually a german Chris Chan, hes called Drachenlord
@Double400 4 жыл бұрын
Ja
@Electricdynamite 4 жыл бұрын
@@Double400 Dr. Hans Asberger
@Wafflyy 4 жыл бұрын
They gotta fight
@eightcoins4401 4 жыл бұрын
@@Wafflyy Drachenlord is obviously gonna win though. I maybe wrong but I think he actually beat up some of the people trespassing.
@bubbafontleroy 4 жыл бұрын
Ayy Tone He might be a total dipshit as well, but I always feel bad for him when people rock up to the village and actually vandalize his gaff and probably annoy the shit out of neighbors. Not that ChrisChans trolls don’t take it too far (they fuckin do), but showing up at your gaff to harass you in person is crossing the line
@comixproviderftw_02 4 жыл бұрын
Now we wait for the Family Guy compilation.
@Hebblewater1 4 жыл бұрын
For some reason I thought it was already a thing, cheers for the idea.
@comixproviderftw_02 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hebblewater1 You're welcome Here's a clip to start you off kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Y56YYNilyM-bdn0.html
@snailsaredumb9412 2 жыл бұрын
1:21 hits different...
@jaredwright8439 3 жыл бұрын
2:55 pepper spray joke that actually made Chris Chan laugh
@FluffyIronGolems 3 жыл бұрын
I'm actually ecstatic that Chris laughed at the boys jokes
@jurassicclassic6543 2 жыл бұрын
@@FluffyIronGolems not anymore
@chris_player2995 10 ай бұрын
11:47 i like how Chris goes from impersonating Chris chan to Bob
@theplanethatallthiscommoti3212 2 жыл бұрын
“Welcome to cwcville, muslims go stand over there” 😭😭😭😭
@idontlikethis980 2 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect time to get a Chirschan recommendation again
@eberramirez4876 2 жыл бұрын
1:17 hmmm you're sure about that, Julian?
@thatoneguy7915 2 жыл бұрын
Bruhhhh
@lulumoon1431 2 жыл бұрын
Guess Chris won’t be coming on the show
@sapphirephoenix6050 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@christianpoole6473 2 жыл бұрын
She'll be coming in her mom though
@eayy 2 жыл бұрын
its okay I don't think that was ever gonna happen, Chris had oneyplays on his literal shitlist
@theecoodabenjakobz 2 жыл бұрын
@@christianpoole6473 HOLY SHIT
@sandwichmonster7067 4 жыл бұрын
I can't get into Christory via the CWCki/any of the serious documentaries without getting bummed out, so hearing it via OneyPlays jokes/convos is the best way for me.
@bouncycowgirl 4 жыл бұрын
This is killing me. "you cannot pepper spray the sushi"
@VomitInducingMedia 2 жыл бұрын
oh man what a funny video! I wonder why it got recommended to me all of a sudden!
@bullivon 2 жыл бұрын
Much darker compilation after the recent events
@asneakylawngnome5792 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think it’s hilarious Zach made Chris’s list of enemies but all Zach said about Chris was asking how he was doing during the pandemic and agreeing that the convention getting shit down sucks lol
@1Superchops Жыл бұрын
did she even put Corey on that list at any point?
@asneakylawngnome5792 Жыл бұрын
@@1Superchops He* only reason he considers himself as female is because he openly admitted that it was a ploy to up his chances of getting laid by a lesbian. Which is why he is still only attracted to women. Super disrespectful to consider him a she. But He stated anyone affiliated with Oneyplays so that involves Corey yeah
@yggdrasil2 Жыл бұрын
@@asneakylawngnome5792 When did he admit that?
@asneakylawngnome5792 Жыл бұрын
@@yggdrasil2 honestly man, I can’t remember where, but I remember watching one of his uploads where he admits he went female to expand his “dating pool” in hopes that if he is a “lady” it’ll up his chances of getting laid with a lesbian. Why do you think he’s still adamant about still being attracted to only females? Because he’s not really into it he just wants laid and to be pampered even if it’s by a lesbian. He doesn’t want a girlfriend, he wants another mom who will take care of him and fuck him, which is why he started screwing his mom. He’s not subtle at all.
@henrynelson9301 7 ай бұрын
@@asneakylawngnome5792they never said that
@uzeahos 3 жыл бұрын
4:59 BEST CHRIS IMPRESSION EVER HANDS DOWN
@Tamper_ 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait to see what they say about the most recent events with Chris Chan
@matthewrocks9124 2 жыл бұрын
hehh yeah
@lerquian1970 2 жыл бұрын
Chris twitted "..."
@Seantendo 4 жыл бұрын
"You loaded it, you unload it!"
@MegaManXPoweredUp 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm workin' on it!" - Ian Brandon Anderson
@MrThatguy225 2 жыл бұрын
This is a great Mother’s Day video
@billdemeanor8842 4 жыл бұрын
Me being actually Chris Chan’s neighbor, I heard bob screaming at him and Chris just crying, they also had many complaints from the rest of the neighborhood
@tulipnulip6053 3 жыл бұрын
Are you serious?
@awesometown1000 3 жыл бұрын
I hope you’re lying. That sounds like hell.
@billdemeanor8842 3 жыл бұрын
To those that are regarding yes I was his neighbor, but my family and I have moved so now we are rid of the chandlers.
@thereisnofood2008 3 жыл бұрын
How long did you live next to them? Thats fuckin crazy
@motorwayt-s628 3 жыл бұрын
Do you have any other stories about Chris Chan in your neighborhood?
@comixproviderftw_02 4 жыл бұрын
Chris's SECOND favorite internet celebrity. (The first one being Doug Walker of course)
@adamnxx 8 ай бұрын
do you realize do. you. realize.
@habib3559 8 ай бұрын
but it's freaky Friday..
@Nepafarius 2 жыл бұрын
This compilation got a helluva lot darker after recent events.
@bptfs25productions94 2 жыл бұрын
Netflix is probably going right to work on a Documentary as we speak. XD
@MoskHotel 2 жыл бұрын
They’re working on it!
@Bruhx10 4 жыл бұрын
Sonichu informed me of how radical and extreme this whackin' compilation would be
@npcbruh 2 жыл бұрын
oh boy this video showed up at the perfect time
@lucashotchkiss2627 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the Netflix doc series about Chris Chan
@SignedDiamond 4 жыл бұрын
Lucas Hotchkiss the second I finished Tiger King I started telling everyone to mark my words, a man named Chris Chan would have a series made about him. Pandora’s box is open and the call for interesting character stories could not be louder. My thoughts are that the guys that filmed a bunch of interviews for a doc before shutting down the project would just sell the footage to Netflix to kick things off.
@abowlofharmlessricecrispie6524 4 жыл бұрын
i wanna see a i biopic of chris chan played by melissa mcarthey lol
@Soulraven2735 3 жыл бұрын
@@abowlofharmlessricecrispie6524 Nah, it's gotta be Liquid Chris playing him
@stepstep838 3 жыл бұрын
It would be like 5 hours long lol
@combineeliteunit8769 2 жыл бұрын
Ooooooh boy! After the latest shit, it IS literally possible to make this a Netflix documentary
@spamwisegamgee8796 Жыл бұрын
Chris Chan trading places with Bob is really sinister foreshadowing
@CallumCooke01 Жыл бұрын
3:21 Chris almost made me choke from laughter
@Jefferu_Nintendomoto 4 жыл бұрын
Oh come on, everyone knows the best Sonichu is obviously DJ Jamsta Sonichu.
@zamb4010 4 жыл бұрын
Freaky friday with bob and christian Chandler instead of jamie lee curtis and lindsay lohan would be my new favorite movie Also, i love how they try following chris' pronouns, despite how hes obviously just doing that shit because he thinks most girls are lesbians, so he'll have a better chance as a girl
@rayphoenix7296 4 жыл бұрын
Then Bob's body dies when Chris is in it. That would be a plot twist.
@cluelessw0nder 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for this, I started watching GenoSamuel’s Chris Chan series after putting it off for so long and it reminded me of all the times oney and friends made references and jokes :’)