BLAIR WITCH (Complete Series) - Oney Plays
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Oney Plays Blair Witch for PC/Steam. Blair Witch Game is based on the popular movie franchise. Gameplay/Walkthrough Recorded in 1080p as a "Let's Play" by OneyPlays for Boney Plays 2019.
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BLAIR WITCH (2019) is a psychological survival horror video game developed by Bloober Team based on the Blair Witch horror film series. Published by Lionsgate Games for PC and Xbox One. The video game, BLAIR WITCH, is set two years after the events of the 1999 film, "The Blair Witch Project."
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@seanbautista9445 3 жыл бұрын
46:10 Chris wins this round Tomar.
@samuelcoelho9265 3 жыл бұрын
I want to add a like, but the problem is it’s already at 69
@GreenEyedDazzler 3 жыл бұрын
@@samuelcoelho9265 sweet new joke bro
@3peatnation971 3 жыл бұрын
No more mr nice Tomar
@TheThreatenedSwan Жыл бұрын
@@GreenEyedDazzler The cycle is complete
@BalsamicJeebs 2 ай бұрын
@@samuelcoelho9265 i just shot green sludge out my ass laughing at this epic joke
@Seantendo 3 жыл бұрын
The reason it keeps getting removed is that the Foghorn Leghorn hypothetical is too intense for general audiences. That gasp brought on a lot of phone calls from angry parents.
@Lovelessx91 3 жыл бұрын
it didn't help that Tomar did the impression and just kept screaming slurs for 7 minutes, kind of odd
@hgdge 2 жыл бұрын
looooool thats my favorite part
@Shr1mpinAintEasy 2 жыл бұрын
Oh
@kylarthinc.2155 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq will keep removing your videos until you give them the emeralds.
@UltimateThanos 3 жыл бұрын
Or until he goes on record saying “I love Comrade Stalin”.
@nikoskonstans2695 3 жыл бұрын
*Sighs* well, I suppose a third watch through couldn’t hurt anybody. *grabs Juice and Celery Sticks*
@pip5188 3 жыл бұрын
sigh, if only Tomar could stop saying racist and homophobic shit, they wouldn't have to keep uploading. sigh
@guhrizzlybaire 3 жыл бұрын
*Grabs OJ and joint and gives you reddit gold*
@ItsRyanHello 3 жыл бұрын
LETS GO GAMERS
@Whienzarth 3 жыл бұрын
@EVILRUISK sigh negative 10 points already but go on sigh
@Mid-iala 3 жыл бұрын
@EVILRUISK You know dumb people will fall for this lmao
@FanDethklok 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq really doesn't want y'all to live easily.
@Uncmongus 3 жыл бұрын
They much prefer people teaching others how to Jehlk
@jobdylan5782 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't it against TOS to "reuse content"? I wonder if these compilations are even technically allowed on the platform. I know if you post the same video twice a bot will pick it up and not let you do it.
@INEED2GOHOMENOW 3 жыл бұрын
@ForestofTooMuchFood wat
@johnathanreyes118 3 жыл бұрын
@ForestofTooMuchFood wat
@ArronTheCat 3 жыл бұрын
@@Uncmongus I know this is 7 months old, but it's jelq
@cecilofchristmaspast4186 3 жыл бұрын
Re-comment Chris: "Its so faowking beautiful!" Tomar: "Its like it's volumetric or something!" Zach: [Goblin screech]
@cecilofchristmaspast4186 3 жыл бұрын
@Miskatonic Scholar 🙏
@vicapple6663 3 жыл бұрын
lol reading this lined up 100% perfectly with it playing in the video
@xeokym223 2 жыл бұрын
The usual.
@astonchip Жыл бұрын
10:48
@lohnjanders 3 жыл бұрын
When youtube took this down again I clenched my fist in anger and also fear but I released it when I saw they re-uploaded it.
@BrandonCaparas 3 жыл бұрын
I gritted my teeth till I felt and heard a crack.
@NoName-lh9xo 3 жыл бұрын
I literally spit out my mountain dew baja blast and threw a little tantrum.
@JrIcify 3 жыл бұрын
I punched myself in the head until my parents made me eat a pill now I don't have to go to school no more
@BrandonCaparas 3 жыл бұрын
@@JrIcify aren't you a lucky one
@spacepug1246 3 жыл бұрын
i wish oneyplays would do a directors cut if their complete playthroughs where they give commentary over their recordings so you really know the meaning behind their playthroughs.
@thriftage4784 2 жыл бұрын
I've been asking for this since before I became green and retired
@DonkeyKongJr Жыл бұрын
With live front face cameras. wearing their own merch during the directors cut
@shem269 Жыл бұрын
And then put more commentary over that commentary
@A_Black_Sheep94 Жыл бұрын
@@thriftage4784 I remember. I told you that you couldn't keep doing that but son of a bitch if you didn't.
@jackhames3874 7 ай бұрын
@@thriftage4784although I’m red and employed, I too say this
@ghhn4505 2 жыл бұрын
12:04 "The Boys All Read Something In Unison" is my favorite OneyPlays running gag
@VEE0034 11 ай бұрын
The boys
@dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554 7 ай бұрын
Girls who read together bleed together
@ThatChrisMurphy Жыл бұрын
24:04 Love them slowly figuring out the mechanics that were just explained in a text card they skipped
@slipperyquark3885 2 жыл бұрын
38:34 Foghorn Leghorn reacting realistically to having a gun pulled on him
@NekoKujo6785 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq is RED and MENACING. It will NEVER retire.
@rico3153 3 жыл бұрын
I Had a fucking brain ANEURISM reading that.
@Seantendo 3 жыл бұрын
Susan is the true Phantom Menace.
@tribbleflorp 3 жыл бұрын
As opposed to being GREEN and RETIRED
@LangstonDev 3 жыл бұрын
Very accurate.
@oom5768 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite re-re-re upload
@giovannitrujillo974 3 жыл бұрын
48:08 love how Zach sounds so mad
@alma3884052 3 жыл бұрын
-This is BLAIR WITCH! -Chris, it's the 7th week in a row you've shown Blair Witch in class
@CuT7yFlaM 3 жыл бұрын
12:00 That sounded like a cult incantation it made laugh so much when Chris just goes "come on Tomar :)" like this is normal
@RiverSomethingOrOther 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq didnt like how Tomar yelled the n word
@wesker919 3 жыл бұрын
They didn't like Zach calling him an oven dodger.
@RiverSomethingOrOther 3 жыл бұрын
@@wesker919 true
@donchrisangelo5699 3 жыл бұрын
The problem wasn't that Tomar yelled the n word but that he kept yelling the n word for 15 minutes straight
@RiverSomethingOrOther 3 жыл бұрын
@@donchrisangelo5699 he beat his score
@palmsky1119 3 жыл бұрын
@@RiverSomethingOrOther i wonder what tomar is trying to prove.
@Robot-Overlord 3 жыл бұрын
Was halfway through it when they took it down earlier today. Let's see if I can watch it all the way through now.
@placeholder_009 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Eisenwulf666 3 жыл бұрын
The main issue for cavemen, after they reached adulthood, was dentures. After a certain age they lost most of their teeth and their quality of life drastically dropped. If they had a strong collective around them, someone could chew their food for them, if they lived alone or were shunned for some reason they eventually got weaker and weaker.
@TheMento98 2 жыл бұрын
if I was a caveman I would have just ate berries and would never be weak.
@pixelmike54 2 жыл бұрын
why didnt cave man just make some chicken noodle soup erm awkward?
@xeokym223 2 жыл бұрын
Just pound your food into mush with rocks. I'd do that before I just gave up and starved to death.
@PALACIO254 Жыл бұрын
Yeah otherwise they were immortal until the ice age ended and they all melted in the hot summer sun
@Eisenwulf666 Жыл бұрын
@@PALACIO254 of course they weren't, even lesser wounds could be fatal due to only a very rudimentary understanding of diseases and sterilization, if any. Cold was probably a big problem too, in every possible way so all kind cold related diseases were probably an issue. Also predators and/or parasites. Basically anything you would see a physician now and get some pills for it was a life or death issue: High blood pressure? Urinary infection? Broken arm?
@ethanmathoo2117 3 жыл бұрын
I swear this is like the 4th time it's been unloaded.
@TheFreakdude42 3 жыл бұрын
And like the 3rd time it was uploaded.
@ChieftanJangler 3 жыл бұрын
You uploaded it you better unload it
@dyavie 3 жыл бұрын
the 5th time its been Ebbed out
@No-sr5fb 3 жыл бұрын
This is why internet providers show you the up/down speed of your package, so show your speed for whichever way the video is formatted
@GreenEyedDazzler 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChieftanJangler lmfao you’re a goddess for that reference babe
@rubberdoots1979 3 жыл бұрын
Damn you guys shouldn’t have to re-upload this. Sorry that KZfaq is so harsh on you guys.
@CapnButtsavage 3 жыл бұрын
What if someone was like "KZfaq? More like pootube" that would be funny I think.
@CoveKangaroo 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq? More like pootube
@IIGunFunII 3 жыл бұрын
Haha that made me laugh
@IIGunFunII 3 жыл бұрын
Pootube sounds like KZfaq lol
@ZeroXMachina1 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq!? More like Pootube! Nah but seriously this play through is a classic
@palmsky1119 3 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone so offensive on KZfaq? Yikes.
@BoyBlue713 3 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to tomorrow
@cwookdev 3 жыл бұрын
Tomarows world, today
@EpicdjlPlays 3 жыл бұрын
Usually I don't like people telling content creators what to make, but I understand it now. I NEED more playthroughs of good spooky games.
@Indy_Bendy 7 ай бұрын
This isn't a good game.
@bowpow Ай бұрын
@@Indy_Bendybut it made for a good video ^_^
@Indy_Bendy Ай бұрын
@@bowpow I agree it's entertaining
@brainc0la-_- 3 жыл бұрын
Jeez, this game is Sp00ky enough without the upload jumpscares.
@Beefaroni_Bert 3 жыл бұрын
dude GASP please GASP dont say GASP sp**ky GASP it makes me so freakin scared GASP im super serious please
@willprice9074 3 жыл бұрын
0:45 Bloober team sounds like something Chris or Zach would say
@dan_loeb 3 жыл бұрын
Bloober team is named as such because they worked on a game for the dsi's eshop, dsiware, called double bloob. It was like their fourth game too, and they were known as nidris or something before they became bloober team. I think it's hilarious they stuck with that name for over a decade despite the dsi game being both obscure and extremely irrelevant to the kinds of games they make now.
@tiggy4857 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice that Zach also mentioned a dog being injected with black goo here prior to the Avengers hypothetical?
@FumblsTheSniper 3 жыл бұрын
When you google “Tomar e” the googles immediately suggests exactly what you think it would.
@geforcegtx10606gb 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god OH MY GOD IT COULDN'T BE
@gregxcelente4271 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I thought it was going to be "-ating tree stars"
@remo4644 3 жыл бұрын
What does it suggest
@GenuineSponge 4 ай бұрын
At exactly at 35:04 I was squinting trying to see what they were talking about and a real life train horn went off in exact sync with the jumpscare. I almost launched my chocolate bar across the room and nearly shat myself. 10/10
@shrippie-4214 7 ай бұрын
When I was a kid I found a VHS somewhere either in the house or in the trash with a scuffed label that said Bella popped in in the VSR with great fear and anticipation turned out to be a Christmas movie didn't even bother to watch it this was in like 2016
@TheSoProArtist 3 жыл бұрын
I look forward to OneyPlays daily Blair Witch upload. Say whatcha want but they’re consistent. Lol jk I’ll keep rewatching cuz I love you guy and you guys deserve the views
@thattomatodude710 3 жыл бұрын
This zach fella. What a guy
@suticase 3 жыл бұрын
Chris wins this round tomar
@PlayNiceFolks 3 жыл бұрын
You didn't cap Tomato.
@airzero6582 3 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of the video has got to be them taking about Bullet in sync.
@dylanauger7316 3 жыл бұрын
I literally have my LootCrate Carnage mug sitting on my shelf next to me. I feel like such a fucking gamer.
@xeokym223 2 жыл бұрын
Because the stuff we own gives us "status?"
@PolumbiusTheThird Жыл бұрын
@@xeokym223 duh
@Decker654 3 жыл бұрын
It's ironic you guys talk about the jelqing thing in this video and it keeps getting demonetized
@sepedrainc.6487 3 жыл бұрын
Yet actual jelqing videos are still up and probably monetized
@Mellorolo 3 жыл бұрын
Zach: Put a doc up.. Tomar: (Interrupts) oh, is that it??? Zach: (Glares at Tomar with a fifty foot long neck holding a legal document)...
@HoboHunterRik 3 жыл бұрын
I guess it's just hard to censor all of Tomars many racial remarks and threats against local government officials
@Digsidian 3 жыл бұрын
YES OK, I'LL WATCH THE VIDEO CHRIS. GET OUT OF MY NOTIFICATIONS!
@GIRru11 3 жыл бұрын
57:25 that really hits hard right now
@henry8755 3 жыл бұрын
That's funny I was sent a tape in the mail today that said "watch at own risk" and it when I put it in my vhs player it was this series except Zach's nose was hyper realistic and tomars teeth were yellow
@motormatt5447 3 жыл бұрын
1:04:09 the video is by Dano McCormack
@Kirishin 3 жыл бұрын
Got demonetized again, huh?
@jameshebdon9145 3 жыл бұрын
It looks like that or they just wanted to double the amount of ads heh
@theprofessionalpleb7094 3 жыл бұрын
Chris wins this round, Tomar.
@Molixfr 3 жыл бұрын
Loved the video it actually helped me concentrate in my homework
@10yrs.istillcantthinkupawi11 Жыл бұрын
3:22 that caught me so off-guard lmao
@beandip8349 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the constant Tomar character assassination.
@Andyp12 3 жыл бұрын
Watching these and other compilations in preparation for Boneyplays 2020.
@guitart529 4 ай бұрын
12:00 every time I see a wall of text, I end up reading it with these three saying it in unison
@donfazule6679 3 жыл бұрын
Hope you guys cut out that bit of zach talking about genetically annihilating the mentally handicapped to create a new pure race. Kinda based and prob why they had to reuload it
@TheAnvilMan 3 жыл бұрын
Should have done more of this. It was great.
@BanilyaGorilya 3 жыл бұрын
Which time stamp is it where Oney says “Tomar!” And Zach shouts “It’s a ghost!!” Followed by a transparent visage of the nostalgia critic..
@BanilyaGorilya 3 жыл бұрын
Oh it’s 1:15:35 haha
@samdoc5275 3 жыл бұрын
Scared the fuck out of me
@Swamp_Hound 3 жыл бұрын
i loved watching this last night, and cant wait to watch it again as a fresh upload. are they going to do this every day for October?
@ruggiebuggie3195 Жыл бұрын
The idea that this game is based off a shoe-string-budget indie movie from the late 90s is pretty odd by itself.
@t0astytyler 2 жыл бұрын
Tomar is just like a republican politician; he strongly advocates against booping doggos in public but behind closed doors he boops puppers to his heart’s content.
@oldylad 2 ай бұрын
Yikes
@colt4preacher549 3 жыл бұрын
Its true zack helped me prepare mentally for that unboxing video
@jackmanthe4th 3 жыл бұрын
12:26 that’s the pencil sound in witch hunt
@DonkeyKongJr 2 жыл бұрын
58:53 Donald can't handle the suspense
@julianrosado1592 7 ай бұрын
58:57 sounds theyll never be able to replicate again
@davidbowman8912 3 жыл бұрын
this was the best video ive ever seen
@motivated-mahri7926 Жыл бұрын
I have the body of a pig
@TheBearWithOrangeFur 10 ай бұрын
We all do!
@Jonnyrhythm 3 жыл бұрын
I think its kinda nice that chris genuinely started looking up facts on Missouri...
@10yrs.istillcantthinkupawi11 Жыл бұрын
35:00 KZfaq compression made whatever this was impossible to see before the light went on lmao
@conot7 3 жыл бұрын
Chris wins this round, Tomar
@levi8024 2 жыл бұрын
The mic rub made my heart jump up my throat.
@wishymcfishy 3 жыл бұрын
Wait didnt you already upload this? I thought i was having a stroke when it said 'uploaded 14 minutes ago'
@dustdoorknob4096 3 жыл бұрын
You can here Zach heavily breathing in the background at some points.
@tweeeeeex Ай бұрын
if by "at some points" you mean "the entire video" then yuh. i dunno why they didn't mute him, i love zach but i don't need to hear his labored breathing and lip smacking the whole time, makes this really hard to watch
@shmok3y 3 жыл бұрын
God how I waited for that intro to finally come out
@Mid-iala 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly thought I was going cooky seeing this vid reappear! xD Third time's the charm!
@liquidfox2796 Жыл бұрын
There was a humpback man that worked at a Wendy's near me. He made the best square burgers.
@acidplastic782 2 жыл бұрын
Almost to a million subs!!!
@DBZBardock00 3 жыл бұрын
“Blair Witch? More like Blair Bitch! Nah but seriously, this game has cool motion blur.” -The Crude but Logical Game Reviewer
@goldreplicant2032 6 ай бұрын
Chris never did tell us why the opening was good shot composition, I’m stomping my big foot and fake foot on the wooden patio in protest
@epicsharkduck7635 3 жыл бұрын
Chris making plans when he's already planning on leaving town. Yeah he's not lying about have ADHD lol. I know b/c I do the same thing
@SSFhighcommandJOHN 3 жыл бұрын
I hope they finish this, this halloween.
@dextergrif Жыл бұрын
1:09:40 It’s great hearing them talk about Lucas the Magnificent considering they knew full well it was Michael Cusack before everyone else figured it out
@LargeCrocodile Жыл бұрын
Rewatching this I never noticed Zach's breathing is audible
@jamjon6616 3 жыл бұрын
This video has good game feel
@kalebspencer6310 3 жыл бұрын
“Hey, I’ve seen this one before”
@OddJavi 3 жыл бұрын
ayoo Tomar needs to chill on the threatening of government officials
@JesseRyan 3 жыл бұрын
if by chill, you mean continue, then yeah. he does
@ajpotts4327 7 ай бұрын
Hearing Tomar swear is giving me flashbacks to the time i was in the Colorado airport on july 23rd, 2004z
@Barakeh 7 ай бұрын
I swear the very last scene is some of the most horrifying jumpscare I’ve ever experienced
@JoJoTheOtter 3 жыл бұрын
The Blair Witch is sort of a soft reboot. But the first film still took place in its universe. It’s a sequel and the first one ties into it pretty well.
@VideoMakesMeHappy Жыл бұрын
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@UltimateThanos 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like Crystal Dynamics is already getting their revenge for your harsh criticisms.
@plorpyswivelbottom945 3 жыл бұрын
I'm here finallly
@lnfreeman 3 жыл бұрын
Best thing about this is Oney Sings Les Mis
@steakjoke 3 жыл бұрын
Ok cmon man tell me it’s not annoying when there’s a lil dog following you around and you can’t pat it so you just sit and stare at each other
@alexandercochran4013 3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps KZfaq would allow your videos to stay up if Tomar would relax with his prolific use of the enward.
@heretics_archive 3 жыл бұрын
I wish I could but I can't stop repeatedly playing this video on loop and everytime I do I slap my knee when zach says anything about the witch
@dianaparadise2048 3 жыл бұрын
appreciate the les mis thank u
@jackmanthe4th 3 жыл бұрын
Missouri! Missouri is the show me state!!
@bigyoshi7840 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t watched the whole thing yet I don’t wanna watch it rn I wanna save it for a rainy day
@mexipanda3386 3 жыл бұрын
Am i really going to watch this a 3rd time? Yes. *grabs lotion*
@huf3y 3 жыл бұрын
54:16 He did the little green man voice from Smiling Friends
@reidepperson8534 8 ай бұрын
As a proud Missourian, I am sad to know that the 'Show me State' was unknown by the oneyplays crew
@ambientsubject8879 3 жыл бұрын
Yay boney plays
@AlexanderLeset 2 жыл бұрын
Started watching this just to be immediately reminded that I have to go finish watching Home Movies instead.
@adrien9918 3 жыл бұрын
i want somebody to mod this game only to add them reading that tutorial paragraph and change nothing else
@mustardtitsthemurdermaster 3 жыл бұрын
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