i bet underground, it isnt the earth's core, but in fact it is The Tomar Master Gemerald

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i had to turn it off once i realized lyle is talking more than zach and chris combined

Heaven is just you on a couch with Zach playing shitty old video games for the rest of time

funniest mf on the planet

@Rick Wilkinson yeah im sure hes whipping out the notebook to jot down your advice

bnooooo

aauurruugghh

No

sigh yet another example of oneyplays only caring about the money sigh. this reminds me of the time i tried to get tomars autograph at a convention and he started rudely talking over me and then he said "oh my god i dont freaking care about the fans. heres $10,000 for your child please give him to me so i can harvest his adrenochrome" i accepted the $10,000 and handed over my son but i was not happy about it.

@@kabbablabba4073 a similar event happened to me as well, I went to Tomars va panel at magfest the one year and he personally offered me a picture with him, I was happy to oblige him and stood beside his shoulder, the next thing I knew he shoved me to the floor and swung his camera at my head, while I lay unconscious he took my boots off and clipped my toenails in front of everyone before placing them into a jar he kept inside his coat pocket. I woke to him leaving the panel by crawling up the ceiling on all fours. Basically I'm never taking my picture with him again even if he asks me to

And it all started with a can of coke

Information has mass.

Feelings carry momentum.

"Thots have density" *fixed for you

Lyle's jokes are the only thing in the universe without density basically

@@TheSammywammybar herm you get my rrrreddit gold sirrrr

They definitely could've finished this since it's super short. I'm guessing they just didn't have too much interest in it to continue

huh

U mean Carlos?

No, they mean Leon. Look at the 2021 Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City's Leon. He looks like Carlos.

@@emstink exactly. that mf from victorious

It kills me that the guy in welcome to rc could have played a way better Carlos than Leon

hopefully tomar will have some kindess and use his emeralds to speed up your recovery

Did you spray yourself with pepto bismol so you can run again?

wish you luck g 🙏

You say that until a tiny Zach comes in and crawls in your ear saying “MINECON MINECON LETS GO TO MINECON”

Might slow it down be careful

Oi oi

In the comment section, I found the real jewel.

Never watched it classic!

How can you have seen it? It’s brand new!’

@@paynexkiller (it was a dunkey joke)

@@megawomanslayer496 no, it’s a back to the future joke.

@@megawomanslayer496 no, it’s a jack and daxter joke

Wackadoo

It happens without mods in the sims 2 and 4 (I’m not sure about the other games)

That broke me so hard bruh

Theyre totally fleshlights

I knew “water wiggly”

Who owns the rights and where does he live

Oh I thought you were describing a resident evil monster

@@NatalleeK squishy monster

@Kiwami Kyuubi Why am I seeing multiple comments on this video talking about how they just finished having surgery or telling a story recalling a time they had surgery and watching oneyplays like a real green man

@@itsgrey8135 People were given early access to this video if they donated a kidney to zach. Most people are still recovering from surgery

Do you really mean that? because I literally have no friends, and people say "i have no friends" all the time but they actually have at least one, but i have nobody at all..

@@slxxpyhollow i definitely have friends, but no close ones at all, not many people to confide in. i can agree with op that it's nice to have a little community around oneyplays and the hosts

Jesus Christ go outside

Arin Hansen moment

honestly makes you wonder how that happens. like, is he looking at Zach/Lyle while playing, does tunnel vision really happen when you talk with people and play at the same time? im just amazed as to how even Lyle didnt pick the prompt up right away like all three of them were looking up at the sky while playing or smth

Nah Zach ftw

That's a good series too I use that video for background noise while I sleep sometimes

That’s why I think walking zombies would fuck us up

@@stinklinethegoblin5952 Honestly, had someone told younger me the pandemic would go this way I'd laugh. I ain't about to disregard walkers

Sad thing is if the vaccinated individuals become zombies like they predicted we'd be screwed. Me too cuz I had the first two. Yes there is a third and a fourth is coming, but I will now take the honor of being the Zombie king, like in Z Nation. I'll be infected but will be capable of speaking to the zombos. So I will use this ability to keep them from the normal folk. It'd be a HELL of a task but I'll take the sacrifice. Or I'll just die a slow painful death from it. Or not. Or I will. But I won't. But I might. But I won't.

@@MimickFox gotta hand it to you, this was the strangest comment I've read all day

@@awkwardllama0509 and you are the awkwardest llama I've ever met. Thank you.

So do I

Her visuals, the way she acts, and her name (mammy two shoes), reference American minstrel entertainment, which put on highly racist caricatures of black people, most often performed by white people in blackface. The mammy archetype was generally an older black woman with a motherly disposition, that was depicted as happy in her servile role. Also don't get it twisted that this was some niche thing in the south, it was the dominant form of popular American entertainment for like 200 years, people were doing it into the 60s, and before TV and the internet, it was the most common lense through which white people absorbed black culture. I get what you're saying about not understanding what about it is offensive, but I feel internalizing tropes that have some frighteningly racist roots is not great, and quite frankly, you and I aren't the ones that the racism was directed at, so we shouldn't really get to say whether it is or isn't offensive That said, I personally agree with Zach here that what they did was correct; don't sanitize it, but unambiguously state that it happened, it was in fact racist, and here's why we don't do that shit anymore

Wait… Tom and Jerry… T and J… holy fuck… TOMAR AND JAXXY ARE TOM AND JERRY IRL

​@@fritzophrenia3146Why are you assuming op isn't black?

Oh no the sniffles 😭

That sucks, hope you’re doin better man

I was wondering what was deleted from my watch later list. They can't even recycle their old content correctly

I think they must have accidentally left in some peoples personal contact info

@@aortaplatinum it was new content

It was all just a dream...

These are all internet videos. Every single one of them.

I noticed they didn't watch her shoot herself and I'm pretty sure that was in the original

KZfaq is rebelling against Lyle for his catwalk joke, even going so far as to drag down the newest Spoilers Ahead.

@@Snakkin You and Lyle will never make the catwalk joke a thing, stop trying to drag us all down with you.

It was that part at 18:51 where Lyle says "I would threaten to kill her if she didn't date me."

Chris posted on Twitter the other day that they're going to be reuploading a LOT of the best of and complete series, due to the fact that KZfaq/Google are corporate nazis who won't let you say bad words or show literally anything bad on KZfaq. Yet they allow videos of graphic gore, violence, illness, sexual innuendos and other, horrible horrible things on the videos meant for Kids. All because they removed the dislike function on videos, now you can't see if that's the Frozen Elsa video that's cool, clean and that your kids love, or the one of her getting her head chopped off with a machete like a god dammed ISIS execution video. Thanks, Google. You're really making the world a better place, one step at a time. Idiots.

I don't

You haven't heard of the RE - As Told By Ginger crossover extravaganza?

Referring to stop motion animation as a "stop-start movie" sounds like something Cory would say.

At some point during the video they forgot to cut out a part where they had their email and password

@@marisalsa Oof, deadly mistake ! Thank you for the info. Hoping to see it back on the channel soon

It sucks lol.

@@reddragon4482 definitely doesn't suck but nowhere close to re2

@@gray8885 It does suck, like you bro lol.

@@reddragon4482 no need to be so mean :(

@@reddragon4482 your username and profile are unoriginal, furthermore you aren’t funny, which doesn’t do any favors for your useless and incorrect comments! Goodnight 😴