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Real Civil Engineer

Real Civil Engineer

Жыл бұрын

This game outsmarted a professional engineer... The life lessons in this game are disturbing...
This mobile game app is called Who Die First so we have to choose a stickman in every story who we think is going to be ended first! If this stickman survives, we lose our coins, but if we guess it correctly, we get another super fun story and we can pick a new stickman! Can we guess who dies first? Let's find out!
LINKS!
PATREON: / realcivilengineer
MERCH: realcivilengineer.com
MEMBERSHIP: / @realcivilengineergaming
REDDIT: / realcivilengineer
TWITCH: / realcivilengineer
PADDY (MY DOG): / @paddytheapprentice
STREAM ARCHIVE: / @realcivilengineerarchive
PLAYLISTS!
MINI MOTORWAYS: • Mini Motorways
INFRA: • INFRA!
DORFROMANTIK: • Dorfromantik
CITIES SKYLINES - ENGITOPIA: • Cities Skylines - Engi...
KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM: • KSP
POLY BRIDGE 2: • Poly Bridge 2
HYDRONEER: • Hydroneer
VARIETY PLAYLIST: • VARIETY PLAYLIST
Epic Game Store Support-A-Creator Code: RCE
(In connection with Epic Games’ Support-A-Creator Program, I may receive a commission from certain in-game purchases)
#realcivilengineer #engineering #whodiefirst

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@satansbarman
@satansbarman Жыл бұрын
"Am I getting better or am I getting dumber playing this?" The answer is yes Matt 🤣
@yashank_singh
@yashank_singh Жыл бұрын
getting better at getting dumber?
@TewityPlays
@TewityPlays Жыл бұрын
get it
@UtopssAKAPJ
@UtopssAKAPJ Жыл бұрын
that's high maths 🤣
@martijng2859
@martijng2859 Жыл бұрын
I just farted
@kubo7553
@kubo7553 9 ай бұрын
@@martijng2859 the highest quality information
@BorsaMANIAC
@BorsaMANIAC Жыл бұрын
This game really has Mafia city ads content all over it just with stickmen
@John73John
@John73John Жыл бұрын
3:30 if you think about it, that was self-defense. If he hadn't removed the bridge, when the car came back it would have run him over.
@TewityPlays
@TewityPlays Жыл бұрын
WOW good logic
@kba
@kba Жыл бұрын
Objection. Speculation. My client would've braked. He was an honest hard working man who have never and would never hurt a soul.
@John73John
@John73John Жыл бұрын
@@kba Objection. You're also speculating. Examining the facts of the case, your client had ample opportunity to apply the brakes when approaching the pit after the bridge was removed. He failed to do so, resulting not only in his own death but also the death of his passenger. He is clearly not an attentive driver.
@kba
@kba Жыл бұрын
​@@John73John My client's vehicle has state of the art racing brakes and would've had enough time to brake before hitting your client, although he shouldn't be in the middle of the road in the first place. The reason he didn't brake for the ditch is because the surface is completely flat and the ditch is not visible from the driver's perspective. It was NOT my client who killed him and his passanger, it was your client who removed the bridge MURDERING my client and his pregnant wife (god rest her soul).
@John73John
@John73John Жыл бұрын
@@kba Your client knew the ditch was there from his previous passage over the bridge only a few seconds earlier. The end-posts of the bridge are clearly visible from the driver's seat, regardless of direction of travel, and the abscense of them later on is also readily apparent. He had adequate indications that the bridge was missing, and ignored them. Your client is a negligent driver, plain and simple.
@zmanvader
@zmanvader Жыл бұрын
If I've learned anything from this, it's that angry/upset people never die
@Mike-mu7tk
@Mike-mu7tk Жыл бұрын
I'm assuming the developer was a 12 year old?
@maximilianschultz8244
@maximilianschultz8244 Жыл бұрын
Or an incel.
@Mike-mu7tk
@Mike-mu7tk Жыл бұрын
@@maximilianschultz8244 mentally equivalent
@Blackphillip12
@Blackphillip12 Жыл бұрын
Or he is just making a mobile game
@1stdragon123
@1stdragon123 Жыл бұрын
​@@Blackphillip12 just cause they made a game doesnt mean it's not heavily incel
@Blackphillip12
@Blackphillip12 Жыл бұрын
@@1stdragon123 does it affect you and your life in anyway shape or form?
@RyftStudios
@RyftStudios Жыл бұрын
Hey Matt, Infraspace just had a MASSIVE update. The map is now 4 times bigger, you can now terraform your planet among many other things. I would love it if you checked it out.
@Bric_workshop
@Bric_workshop Жыл бұрын
man his infra space video make me want to buy a pc more and more just so I can give it a try XD
@bryanthudson2721
@bryanthudson2721 Жыл бұрын
Hard to think his last infraspace vid was almost a year ago.
@trevorrussell487
@trevorrussell487 Жыл бұрын
A really civil, properly engineered Christmas to all, and surely we can design structures that look far better than what's what.
@Mike__B
@Mike__B Жыл бұрын
Seems like a "game" where the only point of it is to make you watch ads while it shows you silly animations of people dying.
@FigureFarter
@FigureFarter Жыл бұрын
And also bait and switching
@Squantanamo
@Squantanamo Жыл бұрын
Getting heavy incel vibes from this game
@johnd5740
@johnd5740 Жыл бұрын
Code Bullet has entered the chat
@arandomguyoninternet1163
@arandomguyoninternet1163 Жыл бұрын
I know the guy, but i don't get it
@NekuroMC
@NekuroMC Жыл бұрын
what do you mean??
@danisgamingclub5598
@danisgamingclub5598 Жыл бұрын
@@arandomguyoninternet1163 same
@skulllistener
@skulllistener Жыл бұрын
and AI ed the F*** Sh*** out of this game?
@XxboxodxX-nk4mz
@XxboxodxX-nk4mz Жыл бұрын
?
@liamnehren1054
@liamnehren1054 Жыл бұрын
In the Immortal words of Shawn: "But dogs can still look up!" ...They actually can. They just usually don't.
@darioschottlender
@darioschottlender Жыл бұрын
This game is incredibly well made for the age of the person I assume they made the game
@SociableDragon5
@SociableDragon5 Жыл бұрын
Merry Bridgemas!!!
@HarshMelon
@HarshMelon Жыл бұрын
Life lessons from this game: murder and misogyny. But Merry Christmas anyway!
@pimbel8830
@pimbel8830 Жыл бұрын
18:15 toilet can penetrate walls but sniper riffle can't
@abhijeetbeniwal5033
@abhijeetbeniwal5033 22 күн бұрын
19:15*
@veselindimov307
@veselindimov307 Жыл бұрын
Matt's commentary on this type of games is making them just so much more amazing! Luv it! Merry Christmas, everyone!
@prothomasgaming
@prothomasgaming Жыл бұрын
I like the way you always are able to ridicule architects, anyways, good work and merry christmas for all of you.
@Tauramehtar
@Tauramehtar Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas to Matt, and to all the subscribers and commenters here!
@SlumpPM
@SlumpPM Жыл бұрын
I love how you can make normal mid cheap games fun and entertaining. One of the best channels on this platform!!
@adanakebap2731
@adanakebap2731 Жыл бұрын
This video erased my last brain cells. No regrets
@georgeroy6306
@georgeroy6306 Жыл бұрын
You know, this game taught me the true meaning of Christmas.
@pemarinchhen
@pemarinchhen Жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO. Did Andrew Tate make this game? But with all the teaching moments thrown out looks more like Dharmann 🤣🤣
@nicolasfigueroa4429
@nicolasfigueroa4429 Жыл бұрын
the way woman logic works in this game, sure it wasnt programmed by andrew tate?
@ainou6676
@ainou6676 Жыл бұрын
Yeah the blatant misogyny in the game is quite unsettling
@happykittenmeow
@happykittenmeow Жыл бұрын
@@ainou6676 ty for the warning, was about to go try it before watching the video
@vilukisu
@vilukisu Жыл бұрын
Makes it extra upsetting that this appears to be a game that is trying to sell itself to kids
@unknownsword9042
@unknownsword9042 Жыл бұрын
@@ainou6676 Because men just killing each other for kicks is so much better. The things you people miss is hilarious.
@senboy9002
@senboy9002 Жыл бұрын
​@@unknownsword9042 they go out of their way to only show the women as greedy The base stickman is a man, so everything not including a gold digger (or otherwise negatively portrayed) woman, only includes men When you say "you people" I assume you're an anti-sjw I used to be one too.... when I was 10 years old
@babs_babs
@babs_babs Жыл бұрын
weird how they gotta make “boy” and “girl” stick figures you’d think a circle and lines would be gender neutral but they’ve always gotta make a pink one with boobs just in case you can’t tell
@adeeshadeegala5900
@adeeshadeegala5900 Жыл бұрын
U mad they don't have trans stick figures or something?
@babs_babs
@babs_babs Жыл бұрын
@@adeeshadeegala5900 no
@kenshinii8324
@kenshinii8324 Жыл бұрын
He asks a question and asks us to not answer it, does he think that we are architects?
@job8
@job8 Жыл бұрын
This was just hilarious. One of your videos I laughed the most at in an almost uncontrollable way.
@Exilum
@Exilum Жыл бұрын
From my experience reading Chinese novels, I could bet it was made by conservative Chinese people. It might not, but the chances are high. EDIT: To clarify, in this game everyone is petty, women are materialistic, men are skirt-chasers, and revenge is the highest form of justice. This should sound familiar to anyone who read any Chinese novel (be it romance, xianxia or wuxia).
@benj.kerman609
@benj.kerman609 6 ай бұрын
I'm guessing Vietnamese just because on the level where it shows people texting each other there is Vietnamese writing visible.
@GhostZeroGZ
@GhostZeroGZ 11 күн бұрын
3:06 "I can ride my bike with no handlebars.. No handlebars. No handlebars. I can ride my bike with no handlebars..."
@abhijeetbeniwal5033
@abhijeetbeniwal5033 22 күн бұрын
2:02 Matt : what are they teaching kids with this game ?!? Me : Facts !
@captaindelta43
@captaindelta43 Жыл бұрын
I like how no matter what it's somehow the player dies . Like in you vs AI , you win AI loses ,and vice versa
@isaaciced
@isaaciced 3 ай бұрын
11:38 lmao
@Miss_Trillium
@Miss_Trillium Жыл бұрын
I feel like I lost brain cells watching this game
@Goremize
@Goremize Жыл бұрын
"you get more points being faster" "never gets the more points again" hahaha :"D
@cosmicbrambleclawv2
@cosmicbrambleclawv2 Жыл бұрын
The phone one reminded me of another video I commented on a few days ago xD someone said "Looks like the strongest shape" to which I replied they looked like a RCE fan, turns out they were 😂
@BURTONSELEVEN
@BURTONSELEVEN Жыл бұрын
Matt really uploading on Christmas day?! This man doesn't take a break, I've not even watched it yet I just wanted to commend your workrate. Merry Bridgemas!
@francoisemenard1135
@francoisemenard1135 5 ай бұрын
"soap box derby racer" had me dead 9:44
@torgranael
@torgranael 4 ай бұрын
Gotta love that the rocket launcher at 20:47 is the wrong way around, but the rocket isn't. I initially thought it was just the grip, but it's whole damn thing.
@zoro_lost69
@zoro_lost69 Жыл бұрын
1:23 This tell that love is blind
@captaindelta43
@captaindelta43 Жыл бұрын
15:10 YES you were Matt 🤣😀 . Rce would have never been an idiot!
@noobmaster5309
@noobmaster5309 Жыл бұрын
“That’s why you don’t spy on someone taking a dump”😂😂😂😂
@somebodythatyouusedtoknow4518
@somebodythatyouusedtoknow4518 Жыл бұрын
Moral of this story: Don't messes with mad/angry people, they can kill you with every possible ways.
@alexosterrath2418
@alexosterrath2418 Жыл бұрын
Nobody: Matt, when there is somebody doing emotional stuff: WE FINALLY GOT A NEW COMBO
@BPopovBG
@BPopovBG Ай бұрын
"The architect on the right" hahahahah😂😂
@AbuzerKadayif
@AbuzerKadayif Жыл бұрын
Those love triangles reminded me the opening scene of a Jigsaw film in which there was a similar love triangle and ended up good nemesis
@ikahn17
@ikahn17 Жыл бұрын
Thank god the noon drop is still a thing on Christmas
@oopswrongplanet4964
@oopswrongplanet4964 Жыл бұрын
What !?! No bridge review?
@adeeshadeegala5900
@adeeshadeegala5900 Жыл бұрын
That full on vector sequence from 10:44 was cool ngl.
@CanadaPlayz48
@CanadaPlayz48 Жыл бұрын
"But I am now a light bulb head!" - RCE
@Steveddie93
@Steveddie93 Жыл бұрын
Merry Bridgemas to all, and to all a good fight! 👍 🎄
@testdasi
@testdasi 4 ай бұрын
20:07 - I think the game developers are Vietnamese LOL. The 2 screenshots have "Nhập tin nhắn..." which is Enter message in Vietnamese. 🤣
@randomlyproductions222
@randomlyproductions222 Жыл бұрын
Mat: Am I getting better or am I getting dumber ( 19:55 ) me: both
@emptee182
@emptee182 Жыл бұрын
This was a perfect video for a christmas hangover
@sinnahsaint7869
@sinnahsaint7869 Жыл бұрын
The real lesson here is that Civil Engineer has never met a dog because he thinks dogs "can't look up".
@Squantanamo
@Squantanamo Жыл бұрын
What's even weirder is that he was a dog
@Avebelivable
@Avebelivable 8 ай бұрын
don't spy on someone taking a dump, good life lesson.
@better.better
@better.better Жыл бұрын
I sense of developer with relationship issues...
@Daxxen007
@Daxxen007 Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas RCE this was a great gift for a cold christmas morn
@IamFluffY90
@IamFluffY90 Жыл бұрын
Wait a minute… 3:33 where’s our bridge review?!
@cathygrandstaff1957
@cathygrandstaff1957 Жыл бұрын
This game makes more sense once you realize every character is secretly a Marvel superhero. Be especially careful of Turdman, the man who can projectile poo turds at supersonic speeds.
@TGVBT640
@TGVBT640 7 ай бұрын
it makes so much sense now 🤯
@tracyjapper654
@tracyjapper654 Жыл бұрын
Wow! I learned so much 🤣 Happy holidays to you!
@honer723
@honer723 6 ай бұрын
"Have I just been an idiot this whole time??"
@quantum2330
@quantum2330 Жыл бұрын
I think the difficulty is flat but you are just getting better at knowing what will happen in the game based on past experience
@mtbrocket
@mtbrocket Жыл бұрын
Seems kind of arbitrary who dies. 😊
@BobLegoman
@BobLegoman Жыл бұрын
Have to commend the effort they went into making all the animations and scenarios to this game
@Keksmonster22k
@Keksmonster22k Жыл бұрын
every time i hear you say: "am i a idiot", my brain switches to:" are you shtupid mate". XD
@petelee2477
@petelee2477 Жыл бұрын
0:24 and how good of a shot is the guy
@fernandofairbanks1469
@fernandofairbanks1469 Жыл бұрын
"He's got dog-like qualities" Dogs can look up, pigs can't
@UltimateViper
@UltimateViper Жыл бұрын
Her it's a Christmas Real Engineer Miracle... I guess that means all the architects got coal for Christmas
@christinelee7969
@christinelee7969 Жыл бұрын
“Life lesson: don’t watch RCE videos… WAI-“ *pauses* welp, RCE is a wise man, gotta do what he says. *Disconects*
@user-qd6pm5ym7q
@user-qd6pm5ym7q 2 ай бұрын
19:09 - She is clearly an engineer, the man must be an architect as he was being weird with the girl so she did the only logical thing, took a toilet, launched it at the man
@tammyhollandaise
@tammyhollandaise Жыл бұрын
If you want to try a silly and morbid browser game, Karoshi: Suicide Salaryman has some decent puzzles.
@DarkChaser3
@DarkChaser3 Жыл бұрын
22:20 that some AVGN there
@Vanbooskie
@Vanbooskie Жыл бұрын
The super sonic toilet throw by the pink lady was absolutely EPIC!!!! 😄😄
@MichaelAppleman
@MichaelAppleman Жыл бұрын
I can listen to you play anything, lol.
@cenkocenk
@cenkocenk Жыл бұрын
most important video before my physics final
@JamesTK
@JamesTK Жыл бұрын
Matt has always never not been an idiot 😂
@reforgenarsil
@reforgenarsil Жыл бұрын
Doesn’t seem fair how architects are the ones consulted to come up with designs and then engineers have to somehow make their stupid ideas work lol
@dimitrissakellaridis5067
@dimitrissakellaridis5067 Жыл бұрын
15:42 it's bc he got pulled by the rock he didn't jump
@cliffordsawyer2994
@cliffordsawyer2994 Жыл бұрын
RCE try and play ARK i bet it would be a hit, would be absolutely hilarious too, HAPPY HOLLADAYS! Give paddy some patts
@devinclark4611
@devinclark4611 Жыл бұрын
"Boosh! From Behind!" 16:35ish
@sepedacompilation5378
@sepedacompilation5378 Жыл бұрын
Matt being engitect for 23 minutes straight lol
@MrTurboShadow
@MrTurboShadow Жыл бұрын
RCE! On Christmas! Merry Christmas!!!
@cyliemyrus
@cyliemyrus Жыл бұрын
I need a RCE and DangerouslyFunny collab. Not sure how you would go about doing it with the games you guys play but it would break the universe if it were to happen.
@CoolHand032
@CoolHand032 Жыл бұрын
Seconded!
@KV-2Gaming
@KV-2Gaming Жыл бұрын
That last challenge is relatable ngl
@thedutyfree-tdf
@thedutyfree-tdf Жыл бұрын
Life lessons with RCE! I learned so much from this video!
@Karlito735
@Karlito735 10 ай бұрын
RCE: dont watch RCE videos! him 5 seconds later: no i take it back!!!
@Bluewizard55
@Bluewizard55 Жыл бұрын
Here in an hour. Love the video, this was my first Christmas gift of the day. Thanks Matt
@MyDailyDrive
@MyDailyDrive Жыл бұрын
This should have been a christmas timberborners episode
@FUGP72
@FUGP72 9 ай бұрын
The guy in the branch fell like 8 feet. He ain't dead.
@beenadored1959
@beenadored1959 Жыл бұрын
"am i gettin better am i getting dumber by playing this? "
@xChikyx
@xChikyx Жыл бұрын
dumber 110%
@TewityPlays
@TewityPlays Жыл бұрын
@@xChikyx no it is yes
@tevisstier9044
@tevisstier9044 Жыл бұрын
The Sean of the Dead reference was noice
@michaelhardeman6004
@michaelhardeman6004 Жыл бұрын
Merry bridgemas. Bridgemas is coming bridgemas is coming. Great video RCE
@Happycrewmate-mp7xw
@Happycrewmate-mp7xw 10 күн бұрын
11:34 my personal favourite
@garcipat
@garcipat Жыл бұрын
the last was definetly the best
@ColinTimmins
@ColinTimmins Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the videos and have a Merry Christmas! =]
@stoffel5423
@stoffel5423 Жыл бұрын
22:40 The reason why you never trust the phrase "It will only be a silent one"...
@Totally_Bonkers
@Totally_Bonkers 11 ай бұрын
why are they animated so well though
@wudaheill
@wudaheill Жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work man, love ur videos! And, merry Christmas to u too man!🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
@amelias8894
@amelias8894 2 ай бұрын
To my calculations 😂😂😂
@theblackhatbadger488
@theblackhatbadger488 Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas RCE
@pinedraws
@pinedraws 8 ай бұрын
An architect probably made this game
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