Remember kids, As long as Free Bird is playing, you can get into a fight with many people legally.

remember kids, its only okay to recklessly drive when listening to the free bird instrumental

Bro sacrificed his fingers for this heaven-sent guitar riff.

I love how everyone unanimously agrees the solo makes it okay to drive like a free bird

THE RAT IS FUCKING ROTATING

*“I paid for the whole speedometer, so I’m using the whole speedometer”*

''now son, i'll teach you how to drive, first, put free bird.''

The guitarists and drummers had theirs hands on fire while making this song. Its glorious

Correction: the entire song is good This is just the part that was blessed by Jesus himself

Nobody talks about how tiring it must be for the drummer

This song can go with literally any fight scene

Lord forgive me, but I see a child on a crosswalk and free bird just kicked in.

Holy shit dude is going ham on that guitar

This man really decided the post the entirety of free bird

I hate that my life is never crazy enough to truly experience this song

"YOU KILLED MILLIONS AND COMMITTED THOUSANDS OF WARCRIMES" "your honor, my client was listening to the best part of free bird" "Oh damn mb mb, im dropping all the charges"

Imagine a fully animated fighting scene where every attack is in sync with this song, it would be absolutely amazing

For reference, this is not the whole song, just the popular, most referenced, exteremely long, and fan favorite guitar solo. The entire song is over 10 mimutes long.

This but with dokibird flying off of the yacht left in flames

**WE'RE SINKING THE YACHT WITH THIS ONE BOYS **

I hope I find Freebird playing on the GTA 6 radio Imagine just racing and this starts playing... that's gg. Expect a car flying by

Playing this song while defending my kitchen from pansexuals

The way the rythm changes at 0:16 is just perfect in the perfect-est way possible

"Sorry officer. Freebird was playing" Understandable. you have a good day.

Makes me wanna get a 70s charger and do 80 in a school zone

Best one liner to start with is just "Okay before we start- *immediately cuts off as people start fighting*

fun fact: they are saying "i can't change" because as long as you are listening to the free bird guitar riff, you cannot regain your sanity

WE'RE LEAVING A BLACK COMPANY WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

This part goes so hard it makes me want to drive THE SUN instead of a car at 9,000,000mph

the perfect song to drink drive to

I was on my bicycle near a river once, and I had a race with a seagull that was flying next to me. I think about it every time I hear this song. My friends say that the bird won, I say that the bird ran away from shame.

If you play this at 11:59:15, you will be a free bird in 2023.

normal people when they see their newborn son for the first time: oh he's so beautyfull Me and the boys: Free bird solo or Hotel california solo, choose quickly

The rats in Max Payne listen to this while spinning diagonally and rotating counterclockwise. That's before you and Max decide to fight them.

Remember kids, when you hear free bird while playing lethal company it’s too late

My coworkers ask me how I can do so much work in one day, every single day. I listen to this song on repeat.

Cavemen when they discover fire can be a weapon:

Me, speeding on a road surrounded by nature, at 840 m/ph, playing free bird in the background The fucking deer: 🗿

"your honor, freebird was playing"

"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" "Surprisingly no, the speedometer didn't go past 125."

Perfect song to drive to while drinking 8 bears on the highway.

Me after listening to this song: Sorry officer, I didn't think there was a speed limit when you were listening to Free Bird

This song always puts me in a good mood, even when i have nothing

When your contract with a vtuber company has ended and you’re finally free after a long damn time:

0:38 the moment of a free bird

The best part of this song is THE WHOLE DAMN SONG!!

i remember got into a big school fight and some random kid (my homie) turned on Free bird on his speaker and that was fun

"Dad i'm a fur-" Dad:🔫🗿

And Jesus said: "Blessed art thou who listeneth to this sick riff and rocks on, for thou will inherit the awesomeness of Heaven." Somewhere in the Gospel of Matthew, probably.

when saul goodman goes sicko mode

Man I'm telling you I'm coming up with sickest choreography fights whenever I listen to this. If only I had the skills and resources to make them a reality lol

"You killed 50 people in the church and committed mass genocide. Do you have anything to say?" "Your honor, the best part of free bird was playing." "Understandable, have a nice day."

Remember kids you can only commit war crimes when free bird is playing

"vehicular manslaughter? i did that shit on purpose"

I like how the internet collectively agrees the Free Bird guitar solo goes hard asf

Nijisanji is a black company.

the best part of free bird is the entire song dude

0:45 *ONE RAT*

The best song to play while beating the final boss of doom eternal

When you play this part of the song, your car triples in horsepower

Me when I slam the pedal and dont let go regardless of the car with "baby on board sticker" in front of me or the several pedestrians and familys infront of my car, I wish them the best of luck :3

uh i played this song in front of my dog and he's spinning on the fucking ceiling help

POV: ur the last straight guy in the world

Instructions unclear. I'm now in a multi-way brawl with fireworks involved

boutta do 90 in a school zone to this 😈

POV: you're in an A-4 Skyhawk and your aiming down on the trees of Vietnam:

1:49 hits harder than you would think

now ''lord help me, i can't change'' got stuck in my head, thanks

They really named this guy leonard skin nerd

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING? But officer....I was listening to free bird... My bad, carry on.

2:02 to the right to the right to the right to the right...

Still living and being here in 2023 because of Bocchi

THE THE FREE BIRD RIFF

I opened this and started rotating infront of my father

Doki Legacy: Escape from the Black Company

Me and the crew running for dear life from a jester

Honestly the entire song is a absolute hood classic. Listening to the guitar solo without listening to the first 4 minutes of the song is kind of bland. It’s like the build up to the epic guitar solo later on.

i remember this when i was a kid watching those movie scenes that has this music like "Kings man" and its still a bop

remember kids, you can drive as fast as you what in a 30 zone if free bird is playing

Every part of Free Bird is good.

As Takumi Fujiwara makes his way down Mt Akina after his morning run, with Eurobeat blasting as he drifts through the corners with ease. He suddenly feels uneasy; the loud, patriotic spirit, and sees a pair of large headlights. “Is that a truck??” he asked himself, as the roar of the massive V8 approached, the famous song by Lynrd Skynrd called Free Bird played. “It is an American truck.” he thought to himself as the large pickup tailgated his much smaller hatchback, the driver of the truck was ferocious and brave as the truck was pushed to its limits. Finally, a worthy opponent of different ethnicity for the Downhill Specialist.

Screw the cars. The riff makes me feel like I'm running at twice the escape velocity.

"Your honnor My Client Was Listening to Free Bird"

This is the song that you have to air guitar to at least once. change my mind.

What the policemen hear when my car passes by at 80 mph

Hearing this song make me want to play the warriors again

"But your honour, free bird was playing." "You shot up a preschool..."

Who needs gas if we have freebird

0:31 *steps on pedal*

Imagine this but with the ending of the outsiders playing as the camera slowly zooms out into the credits

The best music to be chased by a Jester in Lethal Company

I listened to this while killing a friend in gmod with some bots copying my moves to help. having a firing squad fire at a skeleton moving faster then the speed of sound with free bird in the background is nuts and i love it. no one will forget the faithful day when lynyrd skynyrd created a riff so crazy it goes beyond the power of speech

i get the bombing of hiroshima vibes

there’s a reason that this song was paired with one of the most violent shoot in any movie

One time, I was driving with my uncle on the back roads and he asked me what my favorite song was. Of course I said “Free Bird” and when he asked why, I told him the guitar solo. So he played it and when the solo kicked it, I gunned it. One of the best things I’ve ever done. That’s the sound of freedom! 🦅

Was slmost late to work, turned this on, got there early. Magical

This is the song I hear when I'm in church.

I play this song when playing World of Tanks using Crusader and my friend use Leopard, we flank the enemy team, many close call because our light armor, but it turned out well and we won the game.

When Put Freebird in Lethal Company Music Box:

Finally, what we all really want.