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>Nuke goes off. >”Uhh, guys? I think you’re gonna wanna see this…”

"YOU MADE A BOMB THAT COULD DESTROY ENTIRE CITIES??" "Don't worry, it's just precautionary, it's not like they'll actually use it." *Explosion sound in the distance* "...that could be anyone's bomb."

"To build the bomb, we need to mount the plutonium core to the internal-" "In ENGLISH, please?"

My favorite part is when Truman kicks Oppenheimer in his balls, everyone goes "ohhh" and Einstein yells "RIGHT IN THE ATOM BOMBS"

*record scratch* "You're probably wondering how I became death, destroyer of worlds."

"heh, sure am glad I didn't build a huge bomb" "it's right behind me isn't it"

> Man climbs out of rubble after nuclear explosion > "Im okay!" > Piece of debris comidically falls and hits his head

"They've used me... Now I realize, too late, what Project Japslayer Megabomb was truly about."

>upbeat korean pop song plays over japan getting nuked Bravo nolan

japanese civilian seeing the bomber overhead: "WE'VE GOT COMPANY!!!"

the silence after "I wouldn't exactly call them people," pure gold

"Who are you supposed to be?" "My name is Dr. Julius Robert Oppenheimer" "PFFT HAHAHAHAHA! ok but seriously, what's your actual name?"

*Bomb drops, killing over 140,000 people* That's gotta hurt. *All the men watching cover their crotches* *Dog covers eyes*

>End credits >What I've Done starts playing BRAVO NOLAN

Oppenheimers Wife: “YOU BUILT A BOMB THAT CAN DESTROY A CITY!!!” Oppenhiemer “… No of course not, that would be very irresponsible” *Delivery guy walks in* Delivery guy: “Hey Oppenheimer I got you that plutonium you asked for, for the bomb. With this much it should easily be able to take out a city” Oppenhiemer: “… okay so I can explain”

>An entire city is obliterated, tens of thousands killed in an instant, thousands still in horrifying agony, dying from radiation Stereotypical token black character: _"DAYUM!"_

"I am become death... Destroyer of worlds" ... ... "That sounded better in my head😅"

So let me get this straight... I'm somewhere out in the desert... I'm seeing freaking explosions, and, oh yeah, I'm talking to the secretary of defence. That's something I do now.

"And the final and most *important rule* when handling an atom bomb. DO. NOT. DROP IT!" "Yeahhhh about that..." "Oh God, you didn't drop one did you?" "No sir! We didn't drop......one" *"HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY DROP MULTIPLE BOMBS!?"* "Well Mr Heimer, it wasn't exactly an accident" "So you were just testing them again?" "Correct sir!" "Hopefully in a safe and remote location. Right? "..............." "RIGHT?"

Truman: "Too bad I had to use your bomb on those civillians..." Oppenheimer: "You what...?" Truman: "Alraight, I know that sounds bad...."

Truman: Never let that cretin into my office ever again. I can't stand that weepiness. Truman: ... Truman: He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

*hiroshima gets annihilated but the japanese don't surrender* "Erm, that was awkward..."

''Well, at least the Enola is still straight, right?'' - Oppenheimer reluctantly asks after hearing the news about the bomb being misused to kill people

> Oppenheimer is skydiving at Hiroshima with the bomb and hits a brick wall > thuds to the ground > lays there writhing for a second > "I'm good! I'm good!" > bomb goes off > millions of japanese screaming running on fire > president Truman reaction shot, sucking his teeth >"Oooooooh, that's gonna hurt in the morning..." > Oppenheimer lays in an ashy crater, coughing > he gets up holding his back, "See? all good!" >a brick falls on his head >he slumps over, face in the dirt, ass on fire >whimpers "NOT good..." > Emperor Hirohito walks out in his bathrobe > "Anybody smerr someting burning?"

Holy shit this is exactly how that greentext sounded in my head

Trueman: "And this is the plane we will use, the Enola Gay" *Everyone in the room snickers and tries not to laugh* Trueman: "What's so funny" Oppenheimer: "N-nothing, nothing at all *snicker* Please, Continue!"

I love the part when he said: "What are we, some kind of Project Manhattan?"

Truman: ''I'm bringing the party to you'' Hirohito: ''I - I don't see how that's a party''

“NOOOOOO! THE SUPER ULTRA UNLIMITED ENERGY BOMB OF DEATH WAS MEANT TO BE USED FOR PEACE NOT WAR”

*footage of nuclear explosion* -cuts to Oppenheimer "Did I do thaaaaat?" *laugh track plays*

> pilot drops bomb >bomb doesn’t blow up > “you’ve gotta be kidding m- > comically huge explosion

"Who would have thought creating the most devastating weapon known to man could have been used to harm people?" -Oppenheimer, probably

I already wanted to see the movie but now I am afraid of bursting out laughing at the serious moments when I do watch it.

"Man I sure love being a communist! Thank goodness there are no FBI agents here" (Hard cut to fbi agent tapping his foot behind Oppenheimer) "He’s right behind me… isn’t he?"

In October 2001, an elderly Doctor Oppenheimer met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Oppenheimer became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

>I thought we were building a rice cooker >Well, you're technically right Holy shit, if youtube bots had a little more processing power, you'd get banned from the platform entirely

The crew of the enola gay be like: what are we? Some sort of bomb squad?

"I thought we were building a rice cooker" "Well, you're technically right" 💀

>CUT MY LIFE INTO ATOMS >THESE ARE MY LAST TWO BOMBS >SUFFOCATION >NO BREATHING >DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I COOK MY RICE SNEEDING

"wait...if my le bomb is over here...and the detonator is over there, that means.....RUN!!!!!"

damn I wish this used the 'legalise nuclear bombs' sound

Opeenheimer after realizing that the bomb he made specifically to destroy entire cities destroys an entire city:

>Bomb explodes >Japanese civilian: "is it me or its getting hot in here?"

My favorite scene was when Oppenheimer defied his father by stopping the bomb with the power of love.

Now I am become Sneed, destroyer of Chuck’s.

"Mr Oppenheimer, it seems that your "japan carbonizer 90000 with an included rice cooker" has been used in an......undesirable manner"

Japanese citizen on a train looking out the window and seeing the airplane: "I have a bad feeling about this."

"Oh, ffs, is Oppenheimer crying again? If he wanted the last donut, he should have gotten to work earlier."

Oppenheimer is a walking reddit moment.

I love how everyone interprets Oppenheimer realising the gravity of what he's just achieved as him actually being completely oblivious and naïve to the fact that bombs are made to kill people. It really brings a certain amount of levity to an otherwise bleak historical situation.

I can’t wait for the post-credit scene where they announce Oppenheimer 2: Cold War by showing Stalin picking up an infinity stone

Best picture winning Oppenheimer Style

"I am become death... destroyer of worlds." ... "That sounded better in my head 😅😣" [The bomb utterly wipes out Hiroshima] Well, that just happened... 😅

"I have become death, destroyer of worlds..." Record Scratch "Yep. That's me. You may be wondering how I got into this mess."

you have become comedy, destroyer of my sides

"THE ENOLA WHAT?"

*bomb detonates* "yikes, that's gotta HOIT!" *vishnu covers face with paw*

"Well, *that* just happened" - Jonathan Bob Oppenheimer, 1945 BC

Truman: "Don't let that cretin back in here." "...He's right behind me, isn't he?"

"I am become Death... the destroyer of worlds" "Ok maybe not like ACTUAL death or anything like with the big black cloak and the scythe, it's kind of more like a metaphor"

I've been sick for a week straight. Shitposting is my way to cope.

Oppy: “So I’ve created a system to rip an atom apart from its own nucleus, consisting of protons and neutrons. Thereby created an extraordinary amount of kinetic energy that will be released into the atmosphere.” The only female: *arms crossed* “So it’s a bomb.” Oppy: “Well no…it’s a……yeah….it’s a bomb.”

Japanese civilian surviving the first nuke: "Thank god that's over! Wait a second... oh no, not again!"

I saw Robert Oppenheimer at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Biblically accurate Truman

‘We should be fine as long as no one drops bombs on any Japanese cities.’ ‘I have done nothing but drop bombs on Japanese cities for the past three days.’

Theres a significant chance that Nolan watched this.

Need a madlad working in a movie theatre to insert this preview. I mean come on, you don't care about that job anyway.

*Bomb goes off in Hiroshima* Nagasaki: "I'll have what she's having!"

I absolutely loved the scene where he said "I'm going to open my heimers" right before heimering all over the place. Truly one of the scenes of all time

"My dame is J. Robert Oppenheimer. I was bitten by a radioactive nuclear bomb. And for ten years, I've been the one and only Oppenheimer."

You Know, I Learned Something Today. Just because you've created "Japmelter 3000 Megaladon Ultrakill", doesn't mean you should be using it.

“Oppenheimer when he went into Truman's Office with Dean Acheson said to the latter, wringing his hands: ‘I have blood on my hands’. Truman later said to Acheson: ‘Never bring that fucking cretin in here again. He didn't drop the bomb. I did. That kind of weepiness makes me sick.’” Source: Jean-Jacques Salomon Science et Politique (1970) - * History in Quotations, Page 882

Oppenheimer might just seem like your ordinary scientist, but once he gets recruited for the Manhattan Project, his life is about to get flipped upside down. Along with a zany cast of characters and his pet demon core, he's about to find out that building a bomb to kill millions of people and irradiate the landscape for two decades might not be as easy as he thought.

*Japanese man on the phone sees bomber plane above* "Yeah, I'm going to have to call you back..."

*nuke is dropped on hiroshima killing thousands in an instant* …. Oppenheimer:“Well at least they got some sun“

A decade ago I was unwillingly subjected to listening to Gangnam Style. I thought those were minutes of my life that I couldn't get back and information that I didn't need. Fast forward to now and I couldn't be more grateful I heard that song to get this masterpiece of a video.

I AM BECOME DEATH! I AM BECOME DEATH! I AM BECOME DEATH! I AM BECOME I AM-I AM BECOME DEATH PRESIDENT TRUMAN I AM BECOME DEATH!

*nuclear explosion goes off* It's, umm, right behind me isn't it?

They find out the Russians have the bomb and they say “now remember the spy could be any one of us” the camera goes around the table til it reaches a guy wearing an ushanka with a star on it a grey coat and drinking a comically large bottle of vodka and he says “I think he did it”

This is like 1000x times funnier than the greentext

Here’s a tip for creating one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my 23 years on God’s green earth.

Sloppenheimer: “What a beautiful day. The birds are singing, the the sun is shining, the enolas are gay! I’m so glad that old rice cooker project is behind me… *inhales* just… *exhales* peace…….. >sirens begin to blare Sloppenheimer: “…what the?” >bomb #1 drops Sloppenheimer: ermmmmmm…. *begins sweating* maybe he didn’t notice?” >bomb #2 drops, explosion heard in the distance >news report plays on radio in the background Reporter: “this just in, a SECOND bomb has been dropped! 140,000 casualties recorded… Sloppenheimer: *gulp* Reporter: “…and counting!” Sloppenheimer: (winces as if being caught) “OOH..” *three seconds pause* Harry S. Truman: “OPPENHEIMEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! My office.. NOW!!” Sloppenheimer: *looks into screen at audience* “uh ohhh…” >Oppenheimer Style fades to the title: “Sloppenheimer”

First movie to make an Oppenhillion dollars!!!

YES SOMEONE MADE IT!

Oppenheimer’s wife: “Don’t tell me you made a bomb that can level an entire city!” Oppenheimer: “Ok, I won’t tell you I made a bomb that can level an entire city” Oppenheimer’s wife: *Horrified facial expression* Oppenheimer: “What? It’s not like they’d ever use it!” Comedically timed radio announcer: “This morning, a bomb has leveled the Japanese city of Hiroshima, the death toll is expected to be over 100,000…” Oppenheimer: “It’s not like they’d ever use it twice!”

Mr Oppenheimer, sadly your weapon for mass destruction has been used for mass destruction

"Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds..." "Ummm... don't you mean I HAVE become death...?" starts making screw loose gesture Oppenheimer facepalms "Now THAT was embarrassing!"

"Alright everyone, where's the bomb?" "...It's right behind me, isn't it?" *BOOM* "Yikes..."

"Why are they only dropping one bomb? Are they stupid???" "I stand corrected!"

The Japanese emperor after 2 of his cities were nuked to atoms and losing thousands of citizens: "Well... THAT just happened"

That rice cooker bit was the darkest joke I've heard in a while. Holy shit 💀

Japanese man dramatically pulling off sunglasses at sight of bomber: "Sweet mother of God..."

>"Mr. Op, your WhiteKrautObliterator 500 has been turned into the YellowJapMelter 1000, and has been detonated in Japan instead of Berlin." >"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

"Is this like a... Supervillain thing or..." Oppen: "Ohh no no no... It's more like a... Umm... Honestly i can't explain... but you'll see it in action. Trust me!"

Saw this Greentext a few days ago and was gonna make it myself, you beat me to it. Nice work

Japanese citizen seeing the bomb "Its right above me isnt it"

So what did you guys think of the movie? I really liked the scene at the end where just before Little Boy is about to burn Hiroshima to a crisp, Dr. Oppenheimer jumps right into its path and reveals to have perfected the "Magnum" look, causing the bomb to harmlessly fall to the ground. Truly subversive filmmaking from Nolan

*bomb drops and kills thousands* "Erm ok... that just happened"