Orbs And Swords: Trump's Weekend In Saudi Arabia

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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@sooph1e
@sooph1e 7 жыл бұрын
"Iraq was the cradles of civilization and a land of natural beauty"--and thats why we set the whole place on fire.
@SpecialAirService141
@SpecialAirService141 7 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he wasnt the one to do that.
@dlg5485
@dlg5485 7 жыл бұрын
Well he did say "was"
@sooph1e
@sooph1e 7 жыл бұрын
Nanadaime Hokage You're only saying that because you want my free canadian universal healthcare ;)
@SuperGamli
@SuperGamli 7 жыл бұрын
Well you know...Al-Qaeda was in Afghanistan and Iraq is very close by, geography is hard. Anyways, its great to see the worlds biggest funder of terrorist get some more weapons and support from the US, as always.
@firasbouhamdan9917
@firasbouhamdan9917 7 жыл бұрын
He was talking about Iraq in the middle ages, that is long gone
@Jasonblade9012
@Jasonblade9012 7 жыл бұрын
The Bannon joke is FIRE!
@laithmanleo
@laithmanleo 7 жыл бұрын
What does it mean?
@operez1990
@operez1990 7 жыл бұрын
Laith Radhy he was referring to Bannon's fellow Klansmen (KKK)
@Ezero8
@Ezero8 7 жыл бұрын
SAVAGE.
@MrIlleism
@MrIlleism 7 жыл бұрын
Same could've been said about Trump to be fair lol.
@umeshmessi1111111111
@umeshmessi1111111111 7 жыл бұрын
KKKlassic Stephen Colbert ! XD
@user-qx9zn2cj4e
@user-qx9zn2cj4e 6 жыл бұрын
the saudi king is not short, he is 6'1. trump is 6'3. the king is very old, so he slumps over and looks shorter.
@simrenbajaj6000
@simrenbajaj6000 4 жыл бұрын
. Trump is old too, he’s 75
@qurzxz
@qurzxz 4 жыл бұрын
Simren Bajaj the king is like😹91
@cltcthuganomics2570
@cltcthuganomics2570 4 жыл бұрын
Aurangzeb no plz love us 😭😭
@hnys7976
@hnys7976 4 жыл бұрын
Is it me or Middle Eastern Rulers are tall. King and prince Salman are 6 ft. Qatar Emir is like 6 ft 4, Saddam 6'3 Gaddafi 6'0 and so on. Even the terrorist Osama Bin Laden was 6 foot 5, the guy was playing with the wrong rockets...
@Lapele-fb9gj
@Lapele-fb9gj 4 жыл бұрын
@@hnys7976 Most of the middle easts rulers whether presidents or dictators need to have graduated from a military school and have Learned islamic studies so they grow tall (through harsh training).
@Incog2k6
@Incog2k6 7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, Bannon really DOES look scared to death. It's as if he was surrounded by demons and just saw Lucifer himself. He almost suffered a heart attack, LMAO.
@djn48
@djn48 7 жыл бұрын
It's probably the first time in his life where he has been the racial minority in the room...
@mwt2332
@mwt2332 3 жыл бұрын
@@djn48 lmaooooo
@Sofus.
@Sofus. 7 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: When DC Comics made Lex Luthor president, he sold LexCorp. Trump is literally less ethical than a comic book villain.
@str8toasted150
@str8toasted150 7 жыл бұрын
TheBingbang69 I appreciate this commet 🖒
@TorianTammas
@TorianTammas 7 жыл бұрын
TheBigBang69 Well, Lex Luthor is not an infantile with no attention span. Everyone would find a character in a story like this utterly boring.
@ryanbacker4870
@ryanbacker4870 7 жыл бұрын
TheBingbang69 Fun fact: While at a party, Lex Luthor once stole 40 cakes. That's as much as 4 tens, and that's terrible.
@00hate00
@00hate00 7 жыл бұрын
TheBingbang69 only cause he didn't have a family to leave it with. #loser
@Sofus.
@Sofus. 7 жыл бұрын
No, you just described Bizarro.
@aj1533
@aj1533 7 жыл бұрын
That bannon joke though.
@bringthepayne7561
@bringthepayne7561 7 жыл бұрын
Ajay Vishwanaath 😂😂😂😂
@npr-xq2xd
@npr-xq2xd 7 жыл бұрын
Best Joke 2017
@robcol125
@robcol125 7 жыл бұрын
I just love how Stephen disposes of every prop he uses.
@MsGrapeNehi
@MsGrapeNehi 7 жыл бұрын
I know, I love when he "puts away" his invisible props.
@HMan2828
@HMan2828 7 жыл бұрын
Accompanied by on-point sound effects on the piano by Jon
@SirHiggalot
@SirHiggalot 7 жыл бұрын
That's his improv background showing
@OldDolio312
@OldDolio312 7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that Bannon one had me fucking weakkk.
@abhineetsingh12
@abhineetsingh12 7 жыл бұрын
ikr
@jakefoster9636
@jakefoster9636 7 жыл бұрын
After the sword dance, Trump travels to Russia to have a special sword fight with Putin if ya kno what I mean.
@2005blackpearl
@2005blackpearl 7 жыл бұрын
Jake Foster BEEFSABER!!!!
@douglaslin6190
@douglaslin6190 7 жыл бұрын
you mean the kind of sword they do under a golden shower?
@joshuarichardson7487
@joshuarichardson7487 7 жыл бұрын
Sausage Party 2?
@rysun8709
@rysun8709 7 жыл бұрын
Jake Foster Dancing with the Czars
@lindzay5359
@lindzay5359 7 жыл бұрын
Putin's sword holster
@starlycasablanca1062
@starlycasablanca1062 7 жыл бұрын
4:11 Steve Bannon's nightmare has come to life. He's stuck in a room with Muslims -- and no way to get out. DUN DUN DUNNNN. 😱
@klarastern5597
@klarastern5597 7 жыл бұрын
:D
@zimbazone
@zimbazone 7 жыл бұрын
He looks genuinely scared!
@user-nw1ty9ec7r
@user-nw1ty9ec7r 7 жыл бұрын
lol
@starlycasablanca1062
@starlycasablanca1062 7 жыл бұрын
Arjun Jp He really does. That's the beauty of it all. We could really turn that clip into a gif and then a meme on Twitter.
@emyf9197
@emyf9197 7 жыл бұрын
Starly Casablanca that look on his face😂😂 I cant I just cant😂
@alimarzooq1395
@alimarzooq1395 7 жыл бұрын
The Arabic sign actually read, DANGER! Armored vehicles pass through, and dusty conditions ahead (actually it says dust in the air if we're being literal)
@cheryltariq
@cheryltariq 7 жыл бұрын
You are absolutely fabulous, Stephen Colbert.....
@BdR76
@BdR76 7 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump and Saudi leaders touching an *illuminated globe*? Someone send that clip to *Alex Jones* please!
@pforgottonsoul
@pforgottonsoul 7 жыл бұрын
there are some funny edits to that photo on twitter like putting sauron's eye in the globe.
@BlaineTog
@BlaineTog 7 жыл бұрын
+J G: To be fair, he'd be totally right. That substance is called "sugar."
@booombballsax105
@booombballsax105 7 жыл бұрын
alex jones is laying low because actual divorce lawyers are on his case to determine if he's wacko or not "I'm just an actor! I'm just an actor!" LOL conspiracy theorists are always the biggest liars, right?
@luke666808g
@luke666808g 7 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that Alex Jones actually used to have credibility, what happened to the Alex Jones who snuck into Bohemian Grove? That guy was fun.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 7 жыл бұрын
BdR76 typical Trump, fondling another nation's balls.
@Jasonblade9012
@Jasonblade9012 7 жыл бұрын
Hypocrites conservatives were raging because Obama bowed to the Emperor of Japan. Now crickets regarding Trump KNEELING to the Saudi king..... I still cannot hear you trumplings..... louder please!
@timelessd9096
@timelessd9096 7 жыл бұрын
*We won, you lost; suck it up, you losers!*
@kyneticist
@kyneticist 7 жыл бұрын
What exactly have you won? trump & co have made out like bandits, obviously but what on Earth do you think anybody else has won?
@seinnajune348
@seinnajune348 7 жыл бұрын
Timeless D I hope you're trolling or just being a typical Trumptard
@ageofatheism6638
@ageofatheism6638 7 жыл бұрын
You won a year's worth of shameful leadership,congratulations !
@audreyh6628
@audreyh6628 7 жыл бұрын
'We won, you lost' Classic bait and switch response from a Bannonite. There's a reason none of you can ever answer a straight question - that would involve owning up to your mindblowing hypocrisy
@Langkowski
@Langkowski Жыл бұрын
Five years later, and Colbert is still just as obsessed with Trump.
@kitspics526
@kitspics526 Жыл бұрын
A comedian goes to where the hilarity is in full view. Former guy is a clown of the first order.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 7 жыл бұрын
Melania was watching the sword dance ritual and she totally had the look of someone who's seen Donny dance with something floppy in his hand before.
@aidenquinn19975
@aidenquinn19975 7 жыл бұрын
In Bush's words: "that was some weird shit"
@jacksonreid4824
@jacksonreid4824 7 жыл бұрын
Fool me once...
@andersonkern2967
@andersonkern2967 7 жыл бұрын
Terra Titanius trespalavt
@jacksonreid4824
@jacksonreid4824 7 жыл бұрын
There's an old saying in Tennessee I know it's in Texas probably in Tennessee that goes... Fool me once, shame on... Shame on... Shame on you..? Fool me once, can't get fooled again!
@channelfive7883
@channelfive7883 3 жыл бұрын
Bush is a weird shit
@barryallen4975
@barryallen4975 7 жыл бұрын
one of her husband's wwe belts 😂😂😂 dead
@quentinle4892
@quentinle4892 7 жыл бұрын
RIP barry allen
@syedahmedjilanee6041
@syedahmedjilanee6041 7 жыл бұрын
barry allen hahaha
@Ou8y2k2
@Ou8y2k2 7 жыл бұрын
Malaria should be hoff limits. Stephen shouldn't defang her. /s
@roberttrail7013
@roberttrail7013 7 жыл бұрын
Steven stole that line from me. I also said instead of a head scarf, Melania wore the tradition American gaudy gold wide belt circa 1970. Do the Hustle!!
@VidelxSpopovich
@VidelxSpopovich 7 жыл бұрын
He's not actually dead, he just got trapped in the speed force.
@qhsperson
@qhsperson 7 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Trump would endorse the decapitation of his critics here in the States if he thought he could write an executive order to that effect.
@BatmanHQYT
@BatmanHQYT 7 жыл бұрын
That Bannon joke was one of the best lmao
@KoreaYear
@KoreaYear 7 жыл бұрын
James Comey and the Giant Impeachment
@ashmitanandy
@ashmitanandy 7 жыл бұрын
Enough depressing shit out there. Let's all focus on some of the pretty things now, i.e. Stephen's cute little curtsy. ❤
@luqcrusher
@luqcrusher 7 жыл бұрын
2:42
@whatthehell9502
@whatthehell9502 7 жыл бұрын
Ashmita Nandy so freaking cute LOL...Limbo Limbo how low can you go LOL
@josiaserad6574
@josiaserad6574 7 жыл бұрын
Ashmita Nandy youre pretty
@Imwhicho
@Imwhicho 7 жыл бұрын
Yus. His curtsy was adorable. :D
@benjaminriter9639
@benjaminriter9639 7 жыл бұрын
Ashmita Nandy, u r so right!
@christinej.4404
@christinej.4404 7 жыл бұрын
Ok, this is enuf, I can't stop laughing
@ra0000f
@ra0000f 6 жыл бұрын
long life SA 🇸🇦
@christopherjustice6411
@christopherjustice6411 4 жыл бұрын
Long live the enlightenment. No kings, no masters.
@foxmulder7616
@foxmulder7616 4 жыл бұрын
You Chinese rhino eaters love S.A. huh want their oil do ya?
@ribbongraph_old
@ribbongraph_old 7 жыл бұрын
That's not what the sign in arabic says... what it actually says is: "Warning! Tanks crossing the road, and dust in the air" ...which is kind of funny in its own way :P
@Abdalaziz80
@Abdalaziz80 7 жыл бұрын
i dont think the sign warns of military tanks. in this context, دبابات means 4 wheel motorcycls which are commonly used for having fun while camping in the desert.
@ribbongraph_old
@ribbongraph_old 7 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, my bad. Differences between Saudi and Lebanese Arabic! :)
@bilalrazzaq8172
@bilalrazzaq8172 7 жыл бұрын
''i am here to cause no trouble,i am here to do middle east shuffle''
@hiredsword
@hiredsword 7 жыл бұрын
Powerful men with their hands over a glowing globe, I wonder what that could possibly mean...
@Evansater16
@Evansater16 7 жыл бұрын
That Steve Bannon thing was fucking jokes.
@rezblade1565
@rezblade1565 7 жыл бұрын
He didn't wear a scarf but that thing on his head qualifies as a scarf?
@waterandafter
@waterandafter 7 жыл бұрын
Rezblade more like a fur
@starlycasablanca1062
@starlycasablanca1062 7 жыл бұрын
"Enuf" ...are you serious? 🙄
@JaBarge303
@JaBarge303 7 жыл бұрын
If only the president had more than 140 characters to communicate...
@naomixx5629
@naomixx5629 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly why does he even have to tweet the most inconsequential tweets ? It honestly fucking stupid .
@tinkerheck3284
@tinkerheck3284 7 жыл бұрын
+Naomi Xx I've always wondered why he tweets at all. Seems to me like his job would be far too demanding to have time for such nonsense. Oh, wait...
@soulfiree88
@soulfiree88 7 жыл бұрын
" get through it and they'll let you meet the genie " lol 🤣🤣 tears of laughter
@apurvanataraj5547
@apurvanataraj5547 7 жыл бұрын
The tambourines (or whatever they are) coming up at 3:59 was spectacular.
@kaiapparent2653
@kaiapparent2653 3 жыл бұрын
the timing was immaculate
@GambianBankai
@GambianBankai 7 жыл бұрын
" we have enuf enemies" lol
@thisfishiscoolashell
@thisfishiscoolashell 7 жыл бұрын
Modou Bajaha Probably twitter character limit
@abram730
@abram730 7 жыл бұрын
It was 44 characters under the limit. He thinks "enuf" is how you spell it.
@jjc5475
@jjc5475 7 жыл бұрын
enuf is enuf
@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 7 жыл бұрын
We have egg enemies? Is he announcing that he is taking on Sonic the Hedgehog as an advisor, and will help him fight Dr Egghead? Or...is Trump gonna push an egg off a wall, just to see if all the King's Horses can fix it? Or...I have dozens of these. I'm not doing all of them.
@squirrelgray945
@squirrelgray945 7 жыл бұрын
"These aren't the men in white robes you are used to." So good. If the multiverse theory is true, welcome to the super fucked up one.
@ALynnL07
@ALynnL07 7 жыл бұрын
To think though, it could be worse.
@s.bakyhnh1756
@s.bakyhnh1756 7 жыл бұрын
Trump's hypocrisy is physically painful.
@r.stevenkruse3893
@r.stevenkruse3893 7 жыл бұрын
He doesn't have the brains for hypocrisy. He probably can't even spell it.
@ruirodtube
@ruirodtube 7 жыл бұрын
We've had enuf of this President!
@AnnBiscuit
@AnnBiscuit 7 жыл бұрын
Somehow Melanie grew on me, she trolls Trump more than any of us lol
@AceofDlamonds
@AceofDlamonds 7 жыл бұрын
"The orb of confusion...ueeegggghhhh"
@SandroMairata
@SandroMairata 7 жыл бұрын
That Bannon joke has been inducted into the Hall of Fame, effective immediately.
@vincentvoight7393
@vincentvoight7393 7 жыл бұрын
"these arent the white robes you are looking for."
@NA-tu7nt
@NA-tu7nt 7 жыл бұрын
They are going to summon Sauron with that damn ball.
@DeesonJame
@DeesonJame 7 жыл бұрын
I can't tell what are jokes and what are real anymore.
@101perspective
@101perspective 7 жыл бұрын
OMG, did Ross just hint that it would be great if we were more like Saudi Arabia when it comes to handling protestors?
@ShKhabe6
@ShKhabe6 6 жыл бұрын
Long life saudi arabia 🇸🇦
@kevinmboeik5493
@kevinmboeik5493 7 жыл бұрын
We have enuf Trump already. Impeach him.
@devinward461
@devinward461 7 жыл бұрын
Kevin Mboeik But then we'd have Pence, who might be even worse.
@kevinmboeik5493
@kevinmboeik5493 7 жыл бұрын
Devin Ward can you go any worse then Trump, really? with pence the problem would be policy, we could roll it back if we vote right in 2018 and 2020, with trump, the problem is constitutional
@devinward461
@devinward461 7 жыл бұрын
Kevin Mboeik Perhaps. I'm just concerned because Pence has enough political experience that he'd be much better at getting laws passed than Trump is (which is exactly what we don't want from those two).
@Turandot29
@Turandot29 7 жыл бұрын
Of all the excellent Trump humor from the various late nite TV hosts, I vow that Stephen Colbert's is the best by far.
@ellamarsters8791
@ellamarsters8791 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m not here to cause no trouble, I’m just here to do the Middle East shuffle.” 🤣
@msalhawas3492
@msalhawas3492 7 жыл бұрын
I am a saudi and i laughed so hard.
@lunalarosa4845
@lunalarosa4845 7 жыл бұрын
Speaking of vetting, there needs to be some kind of screening process for all future presidential candidates to avoid this type of current clusterfuck we're seeing now. The same way it's done for the military and all sensitive federal positions. As far as it's publicly known, Trump was never vetted, not even for the lowest security classification.
@lunalarosa4845
@lunalarosa4845 7 жыл бұрын
Totally agree. No fast food chain would hire a branch manager without experience in the business... but America seems OK with it?
@spammyhell6566
@spammyhell6566 7 жыл бұрын
+Luna LaRosa -- Yes! at the very least candidates for president should get a security clearance (maybe a lower level for primaries, a higher level for the final candidates), and should be able to pass a citizenship test. (Low bar there on the civics, but even so it would have spared us this disaster.) Further, a psych eval by a panel wouldn't hurt, but that would probably end up a tough sell, since it's somewhat subjective, but really, if there is malignant mental illness (not mood/affective conditions, but actual pathology), that should be a disqualifier. It doesn't have to be announced publicly why, but the panel should deliver a yea or nay, and we go from there. Additionally, we need to codify all those things that have up until now been done by custom and ethical conventions. Divestiture needs to be compulsory, as well as full financial disclosure. There already is a nepotism law, it just needs to be strengthened/applied more stringently. Presidential travel needs to be better controlled, as this admin has shown so clearly. Number of residences needs to be addressed. There are so many thing that have just never been done on an honor system, but, sadly, we can't depend on honor any more.
@bupkis2714
@bupkis2714 7 жыл бұрын
Luna LaRosa I think there are better ways to improve the way we choose Presidents. Perhaps changing the First-Past-The-Post system, that way we wouldn't be in a situation of having an unqualified person winning an election in the first place.
@lunalarosa4845
@lunalarosa4845 7 жыл бұрын
The orange blob shifted the national paradigm. *Sad*
@Jasonblade9012
@Jasonblade9012 7 жыл бұрын
Of course Gargamel was there he had to write the speech Trump gave to the Saudis
@Imfaaaay
@Imfaaaay 7 жыл бұрын
I'm from Saudi Arabia but i laughed so hard
@Imfaaaay
@Imfaaaay 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you that's nice of you❤
@maher505alqahtani
@maher505alqahtani 3 жыл бұрын
في مجال ي غزال 😎😂
@jessealbertson8187
@jessealbertson8187 Жыл бұрын
What is this globe for?
@Mowanonym
@Mowanonym 7 жыл бұрын
For the speech he googled each country and read the wiki.
@MichaelAronson
@MichaelAronson 7 жыл бұрын
Trump supporters must be so glad we're arming the Saudis.
@peka2478
@peka2478 7 жыл бұрын
There is a word in German, "Fremdschämen", for feeling embarassed on behalf of somebody else. If you did not have this concept in your language until now, you better invent it pretty darn fast!
@SeralthSparro
@SeralthSparro 7 жыл бұрын
Thats not how concepts work. You have concepts like this in culture having a singular word for it doesn't matter.
@natalied779
@natalied779 7 жыл бұрын
We just call it secondhand embarrassment.
@vampyricon7026
@vampyricon7026 7 жыл бұрын
Diego Morales schadenfreude comes to mind
@PerlasNegrasXII
@PerlasNegrasXII 7 жыл бұрын
Pe Ka cringe the word you are looking for is cringe.
@Abdullah-kp3ib
@Abdullah-kp3ib 4 жыл бұрын
you can joke as much as you can, but remember there is red lines you can't across especially religious.
@JULiEBEWi
@JULiEBEWi 4 жыл бұрын
I agree 🇸🇦
@cousinsishere3411
@cousinsishere3411 4 жыл бұрын
Abdullah Saad A Alsayari exactly
@vxvx2010
@vxvx2010 7 жыл бұрын
am Saudi and it was so hilarious i laughed so hard ahhh we love how you americans always take every thing in a funny way
@thecartel7420
@thecartel7420 3 жыл бұрын
@@MATRIX_7 صفقة الذل وليس الأسلحة
@alih1722
@alih1722 3 жыл бұрын
@@MATRIX_7 يعمي صاحبكم خذ فلوسه وطفر
@Jkhglv
@Jkhglv 3 жыл бұрын
دامك ضحتك وفهمتي ما استوعبتي انو قاعد يهين بلدك وكمان الملك والشعب سدق مدري اش اقول طالعي الفيد ثاني واسمعي
@jayhollows5729
@jayhollows5729 7 жыл бұрын
Is the Saudi king going to make Trump his Saudi princess with that cute little curtsey?
@AviatorZoroark
@AviatorZoroark 7 жыл бұрын
Grand Wizard what
@justadude3458
@justadude3458 7 жыл бұрын
Grand Wizard You're one to speak.
@youraverageimperialguard7932
@youraverageimperialguard7932 7 жыл бұрын
Grand Wizard You aren't very nice are you?
@ArturBriones
@ArturBriones 7 жыл бұрын
I love that he's mindful of his invisible objects at all times, someone pointed it out in a previous video and I've been keeping an eye on it. He hands the medal and the orb to someone off camera, all his imaginary swords end up in a scabbard and last time he was changing a glass of water from one hand to another for 10 minutes until he put it down on the table
@Smuelaham
@Smuelaham 9 ай бұрын
And when he puts things off to one or the other side Jon plays either a high or low key.
@mimihuss6523
@mimihuss6523 6 жыл бұрын
Excellent! Nice expressions.one of the best shows.
@KevinRed420
@KevinRed420 7 жыл бұрын
When I saw them laying hands on the orb, for some reason I just thought : "Make my minion grow!"
@223Drone
@223Drone 7 жыл бұрын
The irony of Saudi Arabia having a building called the "Center for combating extremism."
@ArthurKnight1899
@ArthurKnight1899 7 жыл бұрын
reminds me of movie Dr. Strangelove's war room!!
@ragnar97
@ragnar97 7 жыл бұрын
+ Allo aa Pretty simple, the people who won't even allow protesting the government getting attacked by other extremists who think they are not extreme enough. Isn't that the definition of irony? It's like a truck from a company called "Lucky food" getting stolen only to crash into a "Lucky food" store. Irony. A more relatable one, it's like Nazis creating the "Ministry of equality". The fact they may get attacked for not pursuing that equality to the fullest or for not being Nazi enough doesn't make it any less ironic.
@angloirishcad
@angloirishcad 7 жыл бұрын
Because they are responsible for spreading conservative Islam across the region...which is what leads to radicals
@aaahmmamsasaoamj
@aaahmmamsasaoamj 7 жыл бұрын
The irony is that a lot of you judge a country by watching media.
@fathimacader718
@fathimacader718 7 жыл бұрын
angloirishcad hahaha such a dimwit
@msheehandub
@msheehandub 7 жыл бұрын
As an American living in Saudi for the last two years, this was extra hilarious.
@ChronoSphinx
@ChronoSphinx 7 жыл бұрын
Michael Sheehan lol the memes are spicey
@SwigerQ86
@SwigerQ86 9 ай бұрын
This isn't funny at all. Lol. So lame
@melkiecapella2998
@melkiecapella2998 3 жыл бұрын
If you’re reading this, research what an honor it is to receive sword.
@ILE4LIFE1
@ILE4LIFE1 6 жыл бұрын
You keep gettin funnier and funnier man
@comicscomment5209
@comicscomment5209 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert made a "sex offender shuffle" reference! 😂😂😂
@sameryounis909
@sameryounis909 7 жыл бұрын
Been refreshing my youtube feed waiting for this lol ✌🏻
@randsaad8266
@randsaad8266 3 жыл бұрын
I am Saudi and this the first time I’ve ever laughed at American humor :)
@zoooran07
@zoooran07 9 ай бұрын
فالح ي روح امك
@gijstoussaint3707
@gijstoussaint3707 7 жыл бұрын
John dropping that smoooth Miles Davis at the start.
@robinsinpost
@robinsinpost 7 жыл бұрын
"Defense purchase" Ask the civilans in Yemen.They might not agree with that term.
@benedictschurwanz987
@benedictschurwanz987 7 жыл бұрын
"Wouldn't it be nice to live in a totalitarian state? No protesters, orbs, it's fun." -Trump
@Mr_i_o
@Mr_i_o 7 жыл бұрын
This is f-ing hilarious @colbert, great work - keep it up!
@thedashboard9562
@thedashboard9562 7 жыл бұрын
Steve Bannon looked terrified! LMAO!!!!
@REBELLOGIC
@REBELLOGIC 7 жыл бұрын
poor melania lol i feel like she's just waiting for the right moment to leave his ass
@dragonchiId
@dragonchiId 7 жыл бұрын
Steve, you don't know what that glowing orb was?? How can you call yourself a Tolkien fan and not recognize a Palantir when it's shining right under Trumpy's face? For shame!
@birkit1133
@birkit1133 7 жыл бұрын
I'm ​so glad you explained the purpose of the Magic Orb.
@livia-cy2zo
@livia-cy2zo 7 жыл бұрын
I love Stephen Colbert..."the crypt keeper's fun brother." LMAO
@VIP.A
@VIP.A 6 жыл бұрын
proud to be Saudi. i am educated, handsome and rich, and i can do whatever i wanna do. ✌💚
@AmaraJordanMusic
@AmaraJordanMusic 7 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Stephen always returning the improv sword back into it a fictional scabbard? Gotta love follow through in improv. Just sayin.
@nancydrew3918
@nancydrew3918 7 жыл бұрын
I was waiting forever for Monday just to see this video
@nikolinac.4237
@nikolinac.4237 7 жыл бұрын
As always grait show Stephen. Make so laugh:-)
@barryallen4975
@barryallen4975 7 жыл бұрын
4:14 omg 😂😂
@g33zer
@g33zer 7 жыл бұрын
that was actually cold blooded
@Blanco8x8
@Blanco8x8 7 жыл бұрын
"No protesters" is not always a good thing. In fact, it should be alarming.
@ChristianLieb
@ChristianLieb 7 жыл бұрын
How could anybody look normal as POTUS doing this strange sword dance... Bannon joke and the glowing orb - gold.
@AnabethalightASMR
@AnabethalightASMR 7 жыл бұрын
This is my FAVORITE Stephen Colbert episode of the year!!!!!
@entertain7us148
@entertain7us148 7 жыл бұрын
"Here's Steve Bannon realising these aren't the kind of men in white robes he's used to." I know this bar is set crazy high, especially for Colbert, but DAMN that might just be the slickest burn I've heard all year.
@richarddarlington1139
@richarddarlington1139 7 жыл бұрын
Santa Clause is jealous of that belt! "Cuz i's even bigger that his.
@coffeefroggy9
@coffeefroggy9 7 жыл бұрын
Aaahhh Stephen makes us all laugh with a light heart, even when the matters are heavy. I really respect him when he say we laugh because we love. Even when he does so sarcastically. many brought this up...the globe, the dance. The event itself still is historic and brought upon good outcomes for all parties. and for everyone watching: a big smile!
@suavethegod
@suavethegod 7 жыл бұрын
If it was bugging anyone else, the little piano riff that Jon Batiste keeps playing is from Duke Ellington & John Coltrane's "In a Sentimental Mood"
@golddee2040
@golddee2040 7 жыл бұрын
Those were by far the best jokes he's ever done. Wow!
@GtaRockt
@GtaRockt 7 жыл бұрын
I've heard they wanna change the definition of "hypocrite" to "Donald Trump"
@nancy83007
@nancy83007 7 жыл бұрын
Loved it laugh a lots well done
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 7 жыл бұрын
Ha! Colbert is the best! Thank you Stephen Colbert, you keep us all sane!
@-iiejt7756
@-iiejt7756 5 жыл бұрын
I am from Suadi Arabia and I know every thing احبك يا وطني 💚💚💚
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 жыл бұрын
" trump and the Giant imPeahcment " Coming soon to your nearest theater.
@EJJTheMiner
@EJJTheMiner 7 жыл бұрын
More like James Comey and the Giant Impeach!
@XSPENZIVE
@XSPENZIVE 7 жыл бұрын
Man, I love that "In A Sentimental Mood" Intro
@jillianhauschild3484
@jillianhauschild3484 7 жыл бұрын
I'm crying in Lancashire and this is making me feel better god bless Stephen Colbert
@NA-tu7nt
@NA-tu7nt 7 жыл бұрын
4:52 Trump's face makes me kind of uncomfortable.
@MrRamazanLale2
@MrRamazanLale2 7 жыл бұрын
Nisa Jensen?
@NA-tu7nt
@NA-tu7nt 7 жыл бұрын
MrRamazanLale2 i.imgur.com/EYwygPv.jpg
@hyunii5891
@hyunii5891 7 жыл бұрын
1:15. If you want a real translation the sign says "Warning! Tanks crossing the road, and dust in the air".
@haraka8123
@haraka8123 4 жыл бұрын
*bikes
@azurebalmung4520
@azurebalmung4520 7 жыл бұрын
I'm just stuck on that line in the Newsweek article of "So, what it's like to be beheaded there?" and my thought was "Same as anywhere else - damned unpleasant. At best." xD
@elizabethmontoya-laporte160
@elizabethmontoya-laporte160 7 жыл бұрын
Stevens eyes are so pure when he says "extreme vetting"!
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